Weekend Update: Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene on Science - SNL

MOBILE. >>> CONGRESSWOMAN MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE CAUSED MORE CONTROVERSY AFTER SHE PUT UP A SIGN OUTSIDE THE OFFICE OF A CONGRESSWOMAN WITH A TRANSGENDER THAT SAID, THERE ARE TWO GENDERS, MALE AND FEMALE. TRUST THE SCIENCE. HERE TO COMMENT IS MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE. >> HELLO, COLIN. I THINK I SAT ON A GUN. IS THIS MINOR YOURS? >> NO, I THINK YOU KNOW IT IS YOURS. >> MINE, OKAY. >> YEAH. >> PERFECT. >> YOU HAVE ONLY BEEN IN OFFICE A FEW WEEKS AND YOU HAVE ALREADY MADE A LOT OF NEWS. >> I KNOW. YOU KNOW WHAT, THEY'RE CALLING ME CONGRESS'S NEW IT GIRL. >> IT LIKE THE NEW THING? >> NO, IT LIKE THE EVIL CLOWN THAT PREYS ON CHILDREN. >> YEAH. WHY DID YOU PUT UP THAT SIGN OUTSIDE YOUR OFFICE? >> BECAUSE WE HAVE TO TRUST THE SCIENCE, COLIN. YOU KNOW ME. I'M A SCIENCE PERSON. I LOVE SCIENCE. I'M ALWAYS TALKING SCIENCE. OKAY. UNLESS THAT SCIENCE IS ABOUT CLIMATE CHANGE, CORONAVIRUS, SPACE LASERS, EVOLUTION, THE METRICS SYSTEM, THE RHYTHM METHOD, LIVING ON MARS, JESUS'S SKIN COLOR, BY THEWAY WHICH IS WHITE. YOU SEE, SCIENCE TEACHES US THERE ARE TWO GENDERS BECAUSE OUR BODIES ARE MADE BY GOD A CERTAIN WAY, OKAY. FOR WOMEN IT IS MILK, MILK, LEMONADE, AROUND THE CORNER FUDGE IS MADE. FOR BOYS IT IS BIG HAIRY CHEST LIKE KING KONG, CRACK IN THE BUTT, TWO BALLS, DING-DONG. >> THIS IS WHAT SCIENCE TEACHES US? >> YES, THAT IS SCIENCE. >> YEAH. >> WE'RE ALL ENDOWED WITH TRADITIONAL GENDER ROLES. OKAY. I'M A WOMAN, SO IT IS MY JOB TO BULLY, THREATEN AND FIGHT MY FEMALE COLLEAGUES. SCIENTISTS CALL THESE CAT FIGHTS. >> I'M NOT SURE. >> YOU THINK I'M CRAZY. SORRY, COLIN. I HAVE TO SNEEZE. UGGG, SORRY, MY ALLERGIES. >> THAT WAS A SNEEZE? >> YEAH, SEE, WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL I SNEEZED ONCE AND NOBODY SAID "BLESS YOU" SO A DEMON GOT IN. BLUGGGG. SORRY. COLIN, I CAN'T HELP IT, I'M A FIGHTER. I HAVE A BOMBASTIC PERSONALITY. I FIGHT THE DEMOCRATICS, I FIGHT SOCIALISTS AND TRAUMATIZED TEENAGERS WALKING ON THE TREAT, I FIGHT MY OWN HAIR WITH A HAIR IRON AND. THOSE DEMOCRATS IN CONGRESS SCISSORED ME. >> I THINK YOU MEAN CENSORED ME. >> I THINK YOU GOT THE WORDS MIXED UP. MAYBE YOU SHOULD FOCUS ON THINGS LIKE THE COVID RELIEF BILL? >> DO WHAT? DID YOU HEAR THEY ARE TRYING TO CANCEL MR. POTATO HEAD? YEAH, THE WOKE, RADICAL LIBERALS WON'T HIM BE PROUD OF HIS POTATO PENIS. I'M THE CRAZY ONE. >> I DON'T THINK IT IS THE ISSUE. IS THAT A PRIORITY FOR A CONGRESSWOMAN? >> ALL I'M SAYING IS IF MR. POTATO HEAD IS ALLOWED TO MARRY ANOTHER MR. POTATO HEAD I WILL KILL MYSELF. IS THAT CRAZY? >> YES, THAT'S CRAZY. MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE, EVERYONE. >>> I'M COLIN JOST. >> I'M MICHAEL CHE. GOOD NIGHT.

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Id: L4VGtQBXjY8

Length: 3min 30sec (210 seconds)

Published: Sat Feb 27 2021