>>> WITH THIS UNENDING PARADE OF
SEXUAL ABUSE ALLEGATION IS OF ACTORS, PRODUCERS AND
POLITICIANS HAVE BEEN BROUGHT TO LIGHT RECENTLY.
HERE WITH HER ANNUAL SEXUAL HARASSMENT GUIDELINES SEMINAR IS
CLAIRE FROM HR. >> HI.
>> HOW ARE YOU DOING, CLAIRE? I'M SORRY, IS THAT A RECEIPT ON
YOUR NECK? >> SORRY I WAS JUST GRABBING
LUNCH. >> YOU WERE GRABBING LUNCH AT
CVS? >> YEAH IT'S BEEN A CRAZY WEEK.
MY TENTH ONE OF THESE TODAY, AND I HAVEN'T BEEN HOME IN THREE
DAYS. I'LL BE SUPER QUICK, I KNOW, I'M
SORRY. I KNOW YOU GUYS WANT TO GET BACK
TO THE SHOW AND I KNOW YOU KNOW ALL OF THIS STUFF ANYWAY.
BUT I'M JUST HERE TO DO A LITTLE QUIZ.
>> OKAY, GREAT. >> FIRST QUESTION IS ABOUT
OFFICE ROMANCE, NOT A BIG DEAL, WE KNOW IT ALL HAPPENS.
SO WHAT IS THE APPROPRIATE WAY TO HANDLE A WORKPLACE
RELATIONSHIP? A, INFORM SOMEONE AT HR.
B, LOCK HER IN A ROOM AND MAKE HER LOOK AT IT.
OR C, BULLY HER OUT OF THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY.
>> I'M GOING TO SAY A. >> YES, GREAT, OH, GOOD.
YOU GOT IT. YOU WOULD BE SURPRISED HOW MANY
PEOPLE GET THAT WRONG. IT COULD ALMOST MAKE YOU LOSE
YOUR MIND. AHH!
OKAY. OKAY.
SO THIS NEXT QUESTION IS ABOUT CONSENT.
OH FUN, AND WE HAVE A VISUAL AID HERE.
>> OKAY. >> YOU RUN INTO YOUR COWORKER AT
THE OFFICE. >> SURE.
>> IS SHE A, GIVING YOU A SEDUCTIVE LOOK THAT SAYS HEY
COME GET THIS. B, SHE SAID NO IN THE PAST BUT
THAT LITTLE SKIRT IS SAYING YES, YES, ME HORNY.
OR C, SHE IS LIVING HER LIFE AND IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU.
AND THE ANSWER IS? >> I'M GOING TO SAY C AGAIN.
>> YES, LEAVE HER ALONE. >> I'M SORRY ARE YOU MAD AT ME.
>> YES, I THINK I ACTUALLY AM A LITTLE.
IT'S HARD TO EXPLAIN. OH GOOD, OH THIS IS A NEW ONE WE
APPARENTLY NEED TO DO NOW. OKAY, READY?
WHEN IS IT OKAY FOR AN ADULT TO HAVE A SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP WITH
A 14-YEAR-OLD? A, WHEN SHE IS 14 BUT SHE'S
SMOKING A CIGARETTE. B, 14, BUT IT'S ALABAMA.
C, 14, BUT YOU ARE GAY NOW, SO HOORAY, HOW BRAVE.
>> YOU DON'T HAVE TO KEEP GOING. I'M PRETTY SURE THE ANSWER IS
NEVER. >> YEAH, WELL, IF IT'S SUCH AN
EASY QUESTION, WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE ON THE QUIZ?
>> ARE YOU DRINKING PUREL? >> YEAH, BECAUSE IT CLEANSES ME
AND GIVES ME A NICE BUZZ. OH, THIS IS FUN.
THIS NEXT ONE HAS A PROP. YOU WILL LIKE THIS.
SO THIS IS YOU. >> THAT'S ME?
>> WELL, IT'S OBVIOUS. WHEN TALKING TO A COWORKER IN
THE OFFICE WHERE SHOULD YOU KEEP YOUR PENIS?
>> EXCUSE ME? >> JUST POINT ON DOLL, WHERE
SHOULD YOUR PENIS BE? REMEMBER, THERE ARE NO WRONG
ANSWERS. JUST SUPER WRONG ANSWERS.
>> I WOULD JUST SAY YOU KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS.
>> YES. EXACTLY.
A PENIS NEVER NEEDS TO BE OUT OF YOUR PANTS AT WORK.
>> IS THAT QUESTION REALLY ON THE QUIZ?
DOES THAT HELP? >> YES, COLIN, BECAUSE SOME
PEOPLE NEED IT. BUT NOT YOU.
YOU PASS. >> OH, THAT'S SO GREAT.
>> YEAH, YEAH, BUT I WILL PROBABLY BE BACK NEXT WEEK AND
THE WEEK AFTER THAT FOREVER AND EVER, BECAUSE THIS ISN'T JUST A
SCANDAL. IT DIDN'T JUST START THIS WEEK.
IT'S JUST ACTUAL REALITY FOR HALF OF THE POPULATION.
SO -- >> OKAY.
CLAIRE FROM HR, EVERYBODY. >> GEORGE, THE TAKAI, NO.
