Wedding Incidents That Were Signs Of A Divorce (r/AskReddit)

what happened at a wedding that let you know the marriage was going to end in a divorce the groom invited his female friend she was in the early stages of pregnancy towards the end of the night the bride asked her for mentioned friend who the father was the French cheerfully said the groom's name my uncle red-faced and screaming at 14 year old me on his wedding day to make sure I wear condoms so I don't have to marry some [ __ ] I knocked up the groom didn't look at the bride once I'm a musician who used to play loads of weddings but this wedding took the cake what made it worse was seeing the bride so happy the bride whom I didn't even know apparently designated me to help decorate the reception hall prior to the wedding I went to do so and her mother was there telling me in a hushed scared whisper that I better not mess anything up because the bride would be furious everything was to be a certain way and if it was wrong there'd be hell to pay I gave her the benefit of the doubt chalked it up to wedding anxiety and during the reception I tried to chat with her a bit and she literally rolled her eyes at me I also didn't see her look at the groom once at the wedding or the reception they were split less than a year later later the groom confided to me and my husband that the morning of the wedding had been filled with an overwhelming feeling of dread and spent several hours just sitting on his lawn thinking I shouldn't do this but it was paid for tons of guests were waiting lots of family including us had come in from out of state and he felt he had to go through with it apparently the bride had a history of being awful and controlling no clue what made him propose to her in the first place edit just faster books talk the ex bride a latest status update is announcing her wedding date with a new guy someone jokingly asked in the comments if they've set a date for the divorce oh snap friend got married on his honeymoon his wife went to the spa he stayed in the room to chill housekeeping came young cute girl friend paid her for a [ __ ] told me about all proud didn't last a year the groom's vows dear bride we've had our ups and downs mostly downs my cousin the bride told us as she was going from table to table thanking the guests that she didn't think it would last we were stunned they lasted about a year Jude said the wrong name at the altar we knew the couple was in trouble when they frowned during most of the ceremony and later didn't go on a honeymoon because they couldn't agree on a destination they had plenty of money just no desire to compromise our vows there were friends of mine who dated for nearly two years before their wedding he loved her more than she loved him obvious to all our friends and we suspected Sheba grudgingly said yet to his proposal he said his vows first and went on and on about loving her for the rest of his life during hers he started with 438 days that's how long I've loved you it seemed sweet until she ended her vows with and I promise to love you for at least 438 more most thought nothing of it and some friends called me a dick for saying it was a subconscious sign she wasn't in it for the long haul she left him exactly that amount of days after the wedding with a note that said I kept my vow to love you for 438 days nor that I can't for a single day more ' called it groom got caught getting frisky with the bridesmaid that marriage lasted for about two hours a bunch of my family members are betting on how long one of my cousin's marriage would last it's definitely going to end in divorce but we just don't know when here's all the [ __ ] that happened pre-wedding the couple can't even agree on invitation card designs so they decided each would have their own some people received two invitations wedding they are both from different races and the groom's family insisted on having a wedding ceremony from their culture to the bride refused the part where she has to kneel before her husband and wash his feet clean the groom's family insisted and she was stuck doing it the bride got tired with all the photo taking and refused to pose for anymore photographs even though she hadn't taken photos with the groom's extended family meanwhile she had already taken photos with her entire family extended family and parents friends the groom's cousin told the bride she walked in elegantly and she spent hours crying and refusing to come out for the wedding dinner half the groom's family boycotted the wedding over the bride's race and religion post wedding the bride insisted they should fly first-class for their honeymoon the groom insisted it's a waste of money even though they both come from money the bride flew first-class the groom stuck to economy my sister's new husband made out where the bridesmaid on the dance floor of the reception during the ceremony when the priest started asking the bride do you take this man to be your she started laughing uncontrollably and couldn't stop it was cute for about ten seconds and then things got real uncomfortable they lasted a year and change we all kinda knew the only reason they were getting married was because she got pregnant at the rehearsal dinner the groom's mom is in tears because he looks miserable and he was we all knew it during the vows they had written for each other the bride starts with I know I can be a pretty terrible person and I don't know why you've stuck around but that's all going to change starting today they were divorced a year later the bride had the minister put till death or divorce do us part into the ceremony they spent dollar-sign 50k on a disney wedding and the bride spent zero time anywhere near the in-laws for several hours she ran off a week later the groom groomsman grooms friends groom's father etc all males just for clarification kept making jokes about being tied down having a nagging wife the end of being single not being able to flirt with other women basically everything was about how marriage actually sucks this is something I will never understand if marriage sounds that awful to you why even get married my cousin's wedding the groom invited his ex who was also the mother of his one-year-old son he and my cousin had been dating for longer than two years and my cousin who was then very pregnant herself got into a loud screaming match with him over it and they eventually came out and got married my cousin with puffy red eyes from crying that you can see in every wedding photo that was taken while saying the classic I do instead of looking deep into his Brides eyes the groom was peeking at one of the bridesmaids the groom called the bride account at the reception they totally got divorced at the end of the reception the guys are sitting at a table away from everyone else talking and we ask the groom why he proposed his answer because she was naked married lasted about a year and a half she flinched when he turned to kiss her they were divorced within six months the day of her wedding I asked my sister-in-law if she was enjoying her day and all she said was it's a [ __ ] nightmare this is the worst day of my life he didn't look me in the eyes during the entire ceremony he stared at the breech of the whole [ __ ] time gave me a kiss on the hand when it was time to kiss the bride also didn't tell me that his father was a sexual pervert that wanted to pound me he thought it was normal and okay for his dad to think this about me I was reunited with a family member just before her wedding we went out drinking and she proudly pointed out a guide the bar that she'd just gone on a trip with and had a week-long prenup sex wrong she seemed to think I'd think that was naughty and funny I just felt bad for her future husband but figured it was just a bad choice the day of the wedding I went to see her in the bridal suite she had the guy there W him she's [ __ ] him the night before the wedding they lasted a few years but it was a miserable few I was working at a wedding factory on Monday we got a call the Saturday wedding was canceled they were told that they would lose the deposit around $7,000 then on Thursday they said it was back on when the guests arrived everyone was pissed off it seems they told everyone was it resolved then two days later that it was on the ceremony was about three minutes the bride then changed into sweatpants and then everyone got angry drunk well this won't last long I thought then on the following Monday the bride walked into my then wives divorce attorneys office the groom looked drunk and the bride seemed incredibly angry then there was this woman walking around during the reception placing bets on when they were divorce I later found out she was the mother of the groom when the father of the bride tells the groom how can you marry somebody like her you are too nice you deserve better surely enough the marriage lasted less than three years during the whole time the wife was doing drugs and prostituted herself to get money for drugs just got married two weeks ago wife's father and great her name and wedding date on the cake knife mine was absent our friend was the girl who had spent a whole year setting up for the one day they had taken six months of dancing lessons and she has spent a ridiculous amount of time looking good and dressing up her bridesmaids for the wedding of which my wife was one so come the night of the wedding the groom meets up with his old friends and starts to get blackout drunk he got so drunk he didn't even recognize us rather just pushing us aside to get to the bathroom the worst part was the dance itself it was really heartbreaking to see them stumble around and watch the panic on her face as he realized he had no idea what was going on I gave it six months at the time but they ended up three years she ended up marrying another woman the groom would not stop crying he cried through the entire ceremony and most of the reception I thought my sister's wedding was her husband got blackout drunk and they got into an argument he passed out and she ended up throwing a bucket of ice water in his face to snap him out of it she was devastated about it happy ending he made it up to her big time also he felt very out of it even the next day turns out he had traces of rohypnol in his system his own brother roofied him in hopes he wouldn't marry my sister because he wanted their own friendship to remain the same my brother-in-law has disowned most of his family because of this and his brother just got out of a four-year prison sentence wedding was going okay until the bride and groom got Hannah grooms baby mama Rex showed up then the bride proceeded to lock herself in a room crying and continuing to drink by herself it was a rest h asterisk t show to say the least the bride got blackout drunk and asked me to kill her husband he was busy fighting one of his groomsmen in the other room they divorced two years later toward the end of the reception the bride suggested to the groom he run home and change into street clothes so they could clean the venue and get the deposit returned groom got back and bride had opened all the gift envelops and paid back relatives with the cash they contained source the groom was me I do audio / visual for social events a lot of weddings at one engagement party my co-worker tells the story of the soon-to-be groom trying to carry off his soon-to-be bride you know because he's manly and will have his way with her anyways she is screaming at him to put her down and when he finally complies she slaps him right across the face and yells I'm not done dancing it was a shotgun wedding they proudly proclaimed it as such overheard the bride's mother saying that the bride was such a later bloomer for waiting until 19 to trap herself a man the child is three years old and they have been separated don't know if divorced since she was 1 at my brother's wedding his bride gave him the cheek at the you may kiss the bride part yeah she ended up cheating on him with some guy online in less than a year [Music]

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Length: 12min 35sec (755 seconds)

Published: Wed Jun 19 2019