♪ Everything's fine cause
there's merch in the store. ♪ ♪ Yeah, merch in the store. ♪ ♪ We're all stuck inside
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new merch in the store ♪ - Who was the second president
of the United States? - Woodrow Wilson?
- No. - Chaka Khan.
- No. - Andrew Johnson?
- Incorrect. - [Kimmy] Aw Man. - [Courtney] Steve Irwin. - No, no you can't--
- DJ Khaled! - DJ Khaled!
- Monique! - We are all getting dumber by the moment. (upbeat techno music plays) - Middle school. It's easily the worst
time of all of our lives. But, you learn a lot, I think. We're gonna find out
today if these four idiots (laughing) in the Smosh cast, remember anything they
learned in middle school. This is the middle school trivia show. It can't be named like the
game show we modeled it after, which rhymes with "bepordy." (laughing) We can't say that, so this is
the middle school trivia show. - Our contestants are Olivia,
Keith, Kimmy, and Courtney! - Hey! (clapping and cheering) Why aren't you doing the questions? - Ah because they tested
me and I knew everything. - Oh yeah you have a Bachelor's. - Kimmy has a Bachelor's
in psychology too. - You have a Bachelor's in psychology. Why don't you guys vibed about that? - We do!
- We did! - We literally did in the
podcast that you hosted. We talked about it. - Like a little bit. - All right, Courtney
doesn't remember that so lets see if she remembers
anything from middle school. (laughing) Before we started filming, Olivia said she had something to say. - Okay so the first one is bachelor. Right? - [Shayne] What? - Like a bachelor degree is also a show. - Whoa, yo! - Makes no sense to me. - Oh my God. - Okay, anyways, second
thing what I wanted to say was that in middle
school, I had no eyebrows and I still don't have any eyebrows. - Ayy consistency!
- No no no no they're there. - No her eye brows are getting thick! - I will say unfortunately my brain dumped all of my middle school
curriculum to remember all of the episodes of
Stranger Things instead. - Okay well, unfortunately that's not a category. Because our categories are: Geography. Algebra and math. Science, random educational questions, and a bonus category, Disney Channel original
movies from the 90's. - Yes!
- Oh! - I'll get all those so fast. - All right, you guys clearly
know one of the categories. (laughing) People will take turns picking
a number of the category, and then I'll read the
question, you all have to buzz, whoever buzzes first, gets to
try to answer the question, if you get it wrong, someone
else has a chance to steal. - Okay, all right.
- Oh. - Now before we begin,
make sure to subscribe. Because look at this
stuff that we're making. (clapping) I mean, c'mon. C'mon, this type of content? - Subscribe cause look at us. - Yeah.
- Come on. - I have no eyebrows on. - It's like ghost caterpillars. - What?
- They cute! (laughing) - My eyebrows? - Now we gotta decide
who's gonna go first. - Me!
- I can. What about me? - That's definitely not me.
- I'll give you money. - I'm the only guy! - I'm gonna give it to Kimmy, because everyone else raised their hands so she's the only one that was different. - What? - Oh you're one of those teachers? (laughing) - Oh let's start with let's do the, or wait is that the bonus
round so I can't pick that one. - You can pick it.
- Oh I can pick that one. - You can pick Disney
Channel original movies. - Let's do the hundred
for bonus round Disney's. - One hundred!
- One hundred for Disney Channel original movies. A boy tries to stop his
father from dating programming their computerized house
to be a surrogate mother. (buzzing) - I think that goes to Courtney. - Smart House. - It is Smart House. (clapping and cheering) - That is 100 points to Courtney. - Dude that boy, that boy is
like possessive in the movie, he's like you don't need a woman, don't talk to anyone but
anyone but your children! - All right. - Woo!
- What? - Courtney you may pick a question. - Oh wow okay, I'm gonna go with geography
for 100 Shayne Alex. - Okay. - Which country is largest
by area, Russia or Australia? (buzzing) - Olivia.
- Russia. - That is correct. (clapping and cheering) - 100 points to Olivia! - I should get half of those points cause I knew that answer. - No.
- Okay. (laughing) - Olivia? - Can I please do ran-dom? (laughing) It's a hard word in middle school to. - Oh word nice. - Such an LA person ordering
something at a restaurant. Can I get the ran-dom? (laughing) - Dom for 150. - 150
- Oh. - Okay, getting in the big numbers. - Aw man. - Who was the second president
of the United States? (bleep) (laughing) (buzzing) - Courtney.
- Woodrow Wilson? - No.
(laughing) - Keith with the steal!
- Chaka Khan. (laughing) - I wish. No. (buzzer)
- [Shayne] Why not? - Andrew Johnson?
- Incorrect. - Aw man.
- Wow we should know this. - Steve Irwin.
- No, no you can't-- - DJ Kahled. - DJ Kahled!
- Monique! - We are all getting dumber by
the moment, it's John Adams! - Oh yeah, yeah. - The most basic name!
- Oh yeah, you all knew that! - No I knew, I knew! - Is there a John Adams beer? - Shayne knows, is there
a John Adam's beer? - Samuel Adams. - (All) Oh! - How many times in a
row can you be wrong? We will move on, Keith go
ahead and pick a category. - Olivia said Geography for 200 Alex. - Oh
- Whoa! - 200, okay. - I shouldn't have that's
gonna be a hard one. - What is the capital of Alaska? (buzzing) - Olivia. - Ow, (bleep) Anchorage. - Incorrect. (buzzing) Wait Keith did you buzz it? - I did.
- Okay, do you wanna steal? - I'm gonna pass.
- Okay. (laughing) - Courtney.
- Brow scow. - It is not bro scow. Our sound guy is from
Alaska and he's very bummed. It is Juneau! - Judo?
- Oh. - [Shayne] Juneau. - Juneau!
- Judo. (laughs) Welcome to the capital, huh! Courtney go ahead and pick a category. - Let's do science for 100. - Science for 100. - Skance.
- Skeancé - Are you all ready? - Who invented the telephone? (buzzing) - Courtney.
- Aw. (blows raspberry) I shoulda known! John Adams! (laughing) - [Olivia] What?
- It is not John Adams. - Oh my God! - I'm forgetting everything.
- Did someone, Olivia did you hit it? - Is it Thomas Edison? - Nope. (buzzing)
- Is it Tesla? - It is not Tesla. (laughs) - Wait, wait oh man. - Courtney you already guessed. - Alexander Graham Bell! - You unfortunately already
had used your guess. - Aw man.
- That's it? - But that's is correct. (groaning) You guys had already guessed it all up! So, nobody gets it! - This is really -- - But you know,
- I wanted her to get it, - I knew I had it in me.
- I wanted her to get it! - She doesn't get it I'm sorry! - I knew I had it in me, I should get that point. - She guessed John Adams first! (laughing) Olivia, would you like to pick a category? - Yeah, I'm gonna do bonus round, Disney Channel original movies
from the 90's, 200 points. - Wow
- You got it. - You gotta bet big to win big baby! - Ballin'. - Based on a true story, twins Heidi and Heather
take an unusual route to becoming WNBA stars. Before they can shine on the court, they must learn to accept
one another's differences and deal with their overbearing dad. - The Parent Trap!
- No, I got it first. - All right Olivia.
- Double Teamed. - That is correct! - [All] Aw! - It is Double Teamed! - Quite the title. - Which is, yes, it's quite the title, for a Disney movie. (laughing) Olivia, go ahead and
pick another category. - Bonus round Disney
Channel original movies from the 90's 150 please. (laughing) - A young Hawaiian surfer
gets a rude awakening when his dad relocates to Vermont. (buzzing) - I think that goes to Olivia. - Oh I know this one, I know this one.
- I think it goes to Olivia. I think I saw Olivia first. - Is it Johnny Tsunami? - It is Johnny Tsunami.
- That's what I was sayin'! You heard me sayin' it! Ya'll heard me sayin'
that one, I knew that one! - I'm going to do ran-dom for 200. - Random for 200. - You're not making this easy for me. - I know same. - Name all three branches
of the government. (buzzing) - Keith. - Executive, Legislative and Judicial. - That is correct! (clapping and cheering) - Keith knows his stuff. - Damn how did you know that?
- You didn't know that? - All right let's recap
on the points real quick. We have Courtney with 100 points, Kimmy with zero points,
Kieth has 200 points, - Woo!
- I gave that to you. - And Olivia with 450 points. - Whoa! - Keith, you may pick a category. - Let's go for, random for 100 dollars! - Dollars? What? - It's not, there's no actual money. - Oh. (laughs) - It's a gift card to Outback. - The smallest bones in the
human body are located in the? (buzzing) - Courtney. - Is it the ear? - That is correct! (clapping and cheering) - How'd you know that?
- Good job. - I knew it was somewhere weird like that. I was like, I was gonna say phalanges, but I was like, wait, the ear got bones. (laughing) - All right, Courtney
you can pick a category. - Yeah let's do algebra and math for 150. - You guys have really
avoided that category. What makes a triangle a right triangle. (buzzing) - [Shayne] Kimmy.
- There's a 90 degree angle. - Aw I knew that! - It was, there's 90 degrees involved. - But I helped her. - Kimmy gets it!
- [Courtney] First place! That means you're on the board! - She got a math one, so. - Well let's see, let's
keep with the math I guess. Let's do 100, let's do
100 of algebra and math. - How do you find the area of a rectangle? (buzzing) Courtney. - Length by width by heights or something? - That is incorrect. (groans) (buzzing)
Kimmy. - Just length by width.
- That is correct. - Oh yeah, duh!
- That is correct. - [Kieth] You had added in height. - You got it, you got it, you knew it. - What is that? When you get length by width
by height, that's cubed. - That's a cube!
- That's a frikin' cube! - Kimmy! - Well we haven't done science in a bit, so lets do 200 for science. - 200 for science! - In the body, where is the
blood carried to be purified? (buzzing) - Courtney?
- The liver? - Can you do both? - Is it like, the kidneys? - That is correct! - [Keith] That's what
I was gonna say, damn! - I almost said heart and
that would've been real sad. - (high pitched) That's for your emotions. (laughing) Courtney, pick another category. - Okay, let's do geography for 50. - [Olivia] Nice! - Geography for 50.
- Geography for 50. - How many continents are
there on planet Earth? (buzzing) - Courtney.
- Seben. - That is correct. (laughing) - Seven. - Seben. All right, Courtney pick another category. - Let's do algebra and math for 200. - Two hundo Shayne Alex. - You're going into Kimmy's domain. - It was actually my
worst subject in school. I made my family very sad. (laughs) - Ready? - 72 divided by K equals
24, what number is K? (buzzing) - Courtney. - (mumbles) Three, two
point three, three. (laughs) - You said a bunch of numbers just now. - Just three.
- That is correct! (clapping and cheering) - That's not fair though I
should stop banging the thing before I like am sure of my answer. - No I want her to win. - I think we're all doing that. - People do that in Jeopardy. - Yeah, good job Court! - Courtney.
- Let's do science for 50. - Science for 50.
- Nickel and dime. - What does H represent on the
periodic table of elements? (buzzing)
Olivia. - Hydrogen. - That is correct! (clapping) Olivia pick another category! - Science for 150. - In plants, what is
essential for photosynthesis? (buzzing) The process that -- was that Kimmy?
- Yeah, Sun? - That is incorrect. - Can you finish the question? - In plants, what is
essential for photosynthesis? The process that turns sunlight into food. (buzzing) Oh Courtney!
- Yeah, yeah. - Water?
- Incorrect. - Kimmy you can go again.
(buzzing) - Chlorophyll? - That is correct! - I was gonna guess chlorophyll. I literally was gonna guess chlorophyll. - Iron Man drinks chlorophyll! - I'm sorry I was too soon. I was so excited. - Let's do a quick recap. We got Courtney with 650 points. (clapping and cheering) - We got Kimmy with 400 points. - Thank you.
- You glow-ed up. - [Shayne] Keith with 200.
- When did that happen? - [Shayne] And Olivia with 500. - Okay. - So, Kimmy and Olivia, you
do have a chance to win still. There's still a lot of
points on the board. Kimmy, go ahead and pick a category. - Oh yeah, I'll do
algebra and math for 50! - What is the square root of 144? (buzzing) - I did it!
- Courtney. - 12. - That is correct! - Nice!
- I love multiples! - Let's do So Random for 50. - We see what you did there Court! - What is the Spanish
translation for library? (buzzing) Keith.
- Ooo. - [Courtney] C'mon you
know this, you know this. - (mumbiling) - Incorrect, Kimmy. - La biblioteca.
- That is correct! - That's not right. - That's like the only thing
I remember from Spanish. - That's not what I learned in Spanish. - ¿Dónde está la biblioteca? - That's not what I learned. - Go ahead and pick a category, you have two choices. - I'm gonna do the bonus round Disney. - All right here we go! - On her 13th birthday, (buzzing) (laughing) - The 13th year, even though you said her. - That is incorrect! (laughing) - Wait what? What were you gonna say? - On her 13th birthday, Marnie not only finds out she's a witch, but that she and her family
are involved in a fight against evil that is
threatening this spooky town. (buzzing) - Halloweentown. - That is correct. (clapping and cheering) - I said Hocus Pocus, but that's definitely not Hocus Pocus. - That's not Disney Channel. - Keith would've said Charmed. (laughing) - Right now the way the points are spread, Olivia has a chance to tie with Courtney. - Yeah wow we've spread
these points real wide. - Yeah, you know what, because
there's nothing at stake, (laughing) and nothing actually matters,
and middle school's unfair, so why isn't, why not
have this also be unfair. This final category will be worth double, will be worth 300 points. - Wow!
- Yeah. - So everyone has a
chance to win but Keith. - Oh I just realized that. I'm still gonna fight till the end. - Good, Olivia.
- Yeah? - Go ahead and pick the
one category that's left. 150 in ge-o-graphy. (laughing) - For 300 points, what's the longest river in the world? (buzzing) Keith! - The Amazon. - That is correct! (clapping and cheering) - Keith did just successfully prevent anyone else from winning. (laughing) But, that means, every
one did really well! Kimmy with 450 points. - (mouthing) We lost. - Keith with 500 points.
- Yes! - Olivia with 550 points. And Courtney with 700 points. - Congratulations, Courtney. But I will say all of you actually retained some information
from middle school. - Yeah that's right dad,
I did try in school. I know it didn't look
like it on the papers. - Congratulations, you
all are sort of smart. (cheering) I think. If you wanna keep watching
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