We Get Roasted By A Dating Coach

then you swipe from the nature and oh my God look at that main course okay thank you so much - bumble for sponsoring this episode hello I'm Shane I'm Courtney and today we're gonna talk once again about dating apps we're bad I mean I think I'm mediocre in the last episode we talked about our experiences with them yeah we put that video out at people in the comments were like huh man don't give up so quick and then the people at freaking bumble itself we're like yo what the heck you guys literally might even be doing this stuff wrong yeah yeah I sent a bee from the hive they literally did we have Samantha from bumble Samantha you are the chief creative marketing officer Jay yeah I heard you guys suck at bumbly yeah did you just hear that just now we were just talking about it yeah it's not as hard as you think it's easy you use but mostly I use bumble today while I was here I'm here for like 12 hours so a lot so I like to meet new people ready go no yeah that's really brave okay I like many people I have a lot of questions for you regarding that but I think first we need to get into our profiles I also just want to know some like secrets yeah give us the secret there are some definitely do not do you want to remove this she the way who gets to rip this off you your props or oh wow Wow okay this is what I had previously when I was in the dating world this is my first impression photo me with the food truck food in a soda pop you're doing a great job really not not as much are you saying my bile is you know everybody knows that I got a dog with me who's a [ __ ] and the last photo is a full body shot which is me a shark suit dabbing I picked this photo because it's like it's funny but cute this position this is NASA it's me because I wear glasses you know there should the glasses side yeah you can't hide that they already know that you and fishnets so we're getting that yeah yeah they should know that's a detail I think you're doing a great job thanks great personality Peck you have to have your first photo a clear honest photo of yourself some people may assume you're wearing a hat you're hiding your bald head I know now we no no I didn't think about that yeah guys were good every time you put on a hat home I would say to go first it's got to be scary for people but you're saying to like put yourself out there you don't have a bio you kind of give me nothing to make a first name yeah and then answering a lot of questions sorry had sound bites yeah really get to know her off of that bird I was always scared of attaching my Instagram chasers I'm coming for us I did like two weeks of me just posting pictures with a banana saying it is Monday I have to understand you and that's hilarious banana penny that's not weird if someone has one picture no bio I'm not swiping right because I don't know one thing about this person except for that they hold bananas on Monday okay Shane let's hear yours all right so if I may I'll be right here all right so first up BAM that's just like that's classic me Brendan did take that Thank You Brendan and then they swipe to the next picture like what's up with this guy oh my god he has a bunch of cool press there's so many cool praise Courtney on the other hand doesn't have any friends but you post a picture of a duck you said in the last episode that you don't like pictures of guys with dogs you got a puppy oh he's got a puppy so he was shirtless and a dog that's super effective that's a super dislike Danny check that Wow hit busted I know okay then third oh my god he loves nature everything we know he doesn't ride horses cuz he's wearing vans with a horse so we'll get to the horse picture in a second okay then you swipe from the nature and oh my God look at that main course okay I need some isolation here cuz at first I thought it was a breast pump well maybe that could be the thing it's two fanny packs so we went to VidCon and for some reason all the merch they were giving out was fanny packs and I was like you know what I'm gonna wear two in one day but that showcases that you're a very silly person I'm guessing I met you about an hour ago and I'm gathering that mm-hmm doesn't take long but I'd like to address the elephant in the room I'm not saying that you look like an elephant I promise and I worry a lot of clothes just not on my chest I'm wearing sunglasses even you have had some times and he's silly and this is a joke but I feel like people are gonna be swiping through and be like this isn't a joke Jesus but going on and I chose that once it's like hey does he own the horse maybe no maybe he just likes my system and I wasn't gonna ride this horse that day yeah maybe I was just there to pet him that day what about his body okay so yeah my previous bio when I used bumble was what's your favorite book oh my god that's mine too it's something like that is I just read it and I liked it a lot looking for the Pam to my Joey I hope I got that reference right I haven't watched Seinfeld in a while that's really good I'm jealous I will say when I was on bumble a solid 80% of BIOS of girls was like was like hiking Netflix wine profiles and so when people stripe on us we relatively have done it right you're saying I think the problem I have most is when I'm serving through other people I'm extremely picky little hypocritical with the doggy pics yeah what things should we avoid and what things in my first profile did you say were no nose yes that I did it was Oh I added a photo of me semi shirtless it's the photo of me wearing a Wonder Woman costume we shirtless it's funny but we do been shirtless mirror pics we banned pictures with guns unless you're in the military or an officer we banned shirtless mirror pecs you would not bring a gun to a first date you would not show up shirtless to Earth Day Florida's a place I had a good conversation started that I brought up in my last one I messenger saying hey I'm looking for someone to go skinny-dipping in the La Brea Tar Pits with you down so she responds we would drown and ice respond don't worry snorkels solid opener right or am I am I am I did I make a mistake did you matter the dodo so we implemented a snooze feature where you can say like hey I'm gonna go on snooze for however long you want where you're not gonna lose your matches so it'll let the people you've matched with know yeah and they don't respond you feel like wow is that a horrible first line I don't know and you get insecure in your head when really you have no idea what she was doing that day she could been already swinging was just too tired yeah you can filter through you're swiping through through these badges off of your zodiac sign so I actually read a blog about a month ago didn't believe in any of that crap so yeah I don't believe anything Astro astrology stupid but a lot of people do and a lot of people determine their do we get a badge that says astrology is dumb but we'd all be Burgos dumb right my friend that summer go is literally obsessive it you should meet her not a real bird oh I think that's why part of the reason I think it's dumb is because I got a sign that I think is stupid this person gets a bull and they get this this awesome crab and you get a lady yes I am a Gemini say yeah when's your birthday June 8th ok I'm Tony in 19th I don't know I just I read my horoscope and it said like this month if you're gonna find you a Virgo like you're gonna be the most compatible with a Virgo hi so I made my like horoscope badge say that I'm only gonna look for a Virgo and I did if I get a couple hours it's a test yeah couple hours then you're like this sucks it is now illegal in the state of Texas to send unsolicited lewd news we have I guess someone has to sit there and check all these pictures if they are my god text you know person who has to do that no it's like this really smart am I an image like that's Brian he checks for dick pics he's just like your goals that month you got dick-pic duty do you think we are ready like with with these do you think we're able to get out there and do this or is there more we need to do I think you're ready we're switching these switch those yeah I'm so pretty in there and you could see your full face face 10 um yes as long as you start filling up more of your profiles okay badges and the questions really help you said he didn't want to do your Instagram that's fine maybe Spotify how do you feel about your music taste yeah say your Instagram wasn't agreeing right here yeah I can't click on it and be like oh that's her handle I'm gonna go stalk her there it's it does not go there you see like about ten pictures maybe more what about like a comedy video I don't think you could see video thank God yeah that's weird do you recommend going on dates or just meeting up with people even if you're not feeling like oh I'll buy their pictures I'm not feeling super attractive but I'm having a fun conversation in those situations it's fun to do like a group setting yeah get some friends together we're gonna go get drinks here that's smart is it pressure off yeah you're not feeling like if you're really not feeling it don't do it yeah like if you're like I kind of want to try this first - no there's no fireworks yeah be like hey some of my friends are coming here bring some of your friends here let's meet up for a drink tonight so then you can't you have one sip your drink and you're like this isn't only gonna work and be like hey it's great meeting you we have we're actually gonna go this but not as long as your kind about it and you guys do like those parties we were talking earlier and like growing up in the Mormon family life we are always told group dates and like going in rows it's safer whatever and like that's definitely I feel like I get to know a person a lot better in a group setting mm-hmm and then when you talk about these parties I'm gonna click hop bumbles like really doing it yeah right now if you follow bumble on Facebook in any given City err and you can tell which events are happening this weekend we're doing them in so many places all the time there's always something to do so what I like how talk about it is that it's more about just putting yourself out there and that experience and maybe I'll just meet friends maybe it's just fun to literally like even if nothing comes from it but you're just putting yourself out there and that's good for yourself because it builds your confidence it it just feels like when I first started the dating I slept like there was like one way to do it when you make it sound like so much more like free and personal like the front is very person about it's more than just this app it's taking it further than that it's like it's making the first move in every aspect of your life we want to encourage you to advocate for yourself and ask your boss for a raise and break up with your best friend because this has been toxic behaviors are you I think they need raises thank you so much yeah thank you yes this is fun it's definitely restored hope this is a lot better than last video okay and you're right about the booby bags it looks like breast pockets hey he's trying boo he'll breast people blank I feel like hell might be a little less bad at dating now I mean right now we're good at dating we're slang and dong all over that's right this master massage is a Gemini yeah if you guys want to try bumble out with us you can download the app it is in the App Store I believe I highly recommend it all right thank you guys thank you guys thank you thank you bye Wow I feel like I actually have a chance of dating now comment down below what your bio might be on bumble also if you want to watch our funhouse try not to laugh is a box up there on the top or if you want something special just for you there's a box right there in the bottom [Music]

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Length: 13min 24sec (804 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 12 2019