MORE CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY (Squad Vlogs)

yo Keith you just learn how to drive so you can get that I just want you to teach me what your agent as I ask is agency hi hey we're playing cards against humanity' you know how it goes everybody gets ten cards round one person two cards are they get a black card it has a question or a fill-in-the-blank sentence everybody puts down the white card they think answers it best and then the best card wins okay guys first of five black cards wins the game whoever pooped last is the first cards are when did you poop uh 10 mins ago what are you dead serious in here for the past 10 minutes I pooped on the chair you poop yeah you did it's alright because the first cards are again Oh Olivia I'm coming for you alright let's press on these cards okay I want to say something to you shame you're a prime cut price what sort of meat we're off to a great start ok ready ok blink high five bro Blake high five blue face babe a black high five bro the entire Mormon Tabernacle Choir high five bro Barack Obama high five bro woman's suffrage high five bro oh my god lumberjack fantasies high five bro you don't seem very impressed yeah whatever hahahaha I said shall we retire yes I'm gonna go with Barack Obama - yeah oh so Trey's gonna lead right now nice Barack Obama does that he gets you in the lead I drink to forget blank get personal with this one oh man I want to do this smart one but I don't think people will understand it but I you're smart so thank you well you're just full of humble she's bless you alright I drink to forget my sex life somebody got personal I drink to forget aash wits oh it's okay it's okay man how did that one just land in his hands I drink to forget an Oedipus complex I drink to forget jerking off into a pool of jerk children's I drink to forget jerking off into a pool of children's card so what do you like to do in your free time jerk off into a pool of children's tears so it's between ash wits and my sex life I'm gonna say my sex life what don't you want to find in your kung pao chicken okay another Nixon open up a number mix it all up come on Noah sorry I'm thinking so what do you not want to put in your kung pao chicken the red dr. model of the king well that's beautiful Africans you guys are doing this because you guys know your audience very well African children uh Lady gaga random elderly Japanese man I'm racist so I'm gonna go with my people African children or the Reverend dr. Martin Luther on these are things you don't want to find in your chicken I don't want to buy Mellie much Thank You gaga she's weird or some held into Japanese man I'm gonna look like a bad person either way that's the point of this whole game isn't it I mean it's like if the waiter came up and was like okay I'm so sorry but in your chicken do you want either Reverend Martin Luther King or some African children oh I don't know that yeah I don't want African children in my mouth Kenpachi Wow I get by with a little help from my blank I'm going weird on this one we're your glove this is real life I get by with a little help from vehicular manslaughter Wow I get by with a little help from Asians who aren't good at math I get a kick by with a little help from poor life choices I get by with a little help from a micropenis ah the crominus macropolis I always say things around here what I like is that this one doesn't imply it's mine Oh like a deer that follows me okay I don't get help from a micropenis um poor life choices that's true but I feel like vehicular manslaughter helps a lot more Oh go be a killer man slow play the audience what did the US air drop to the children of Afghanistan air dry peasant like the phone or like these are not parachuted things down to the children massive instant I mentor but it has airdrop on the phone okey dokey okey dokey what did the US hair drop to the children of Afghanistan hot people very no no that's the very values people on fire the US Air dr. chillip gift is in the Big Bang so this started I just like to know I just like to think it's the show like it's just up it'll be good get is there a big bag of magic beans nice finally would the US your drop two children kissed and David Bowie flying it on a tiger made of lightning people have guests in so we're so like what do they need they need food they need America's number one comedy you're such an ass can you imagine an aid box be sent out and just a DVD of the Percy that's a big baby there is no blu-ray player no Kevin Oh honestly I think Abed Matvey boo alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of [ __ ] man I hate when you pull the card that would have worked oh yeah always happened spare my life right all right okay alternative medicine I'm racing the curative power powers of good roadhead oh no see that doesn't work that's you giving headwall driving [Applause] I like oh you're not even looking down there's a guy in front of you lawyer just dick let's move on to the next court date alternative medicine is now raising the curative powers of brain a brain tumor oh no man that makes God turn into medicine is not embracing the powers curative powers of Barney and walking away to UM all kinda medicines now racing the curative powers of drinking out of the toilet and eating well you've got a tough one I mean it's between a road head and breaking out of the toilet and eating garbage like both are really place honestly if we could like the more like Oh like a logical thought you're putting into this the funnier it is because they're both ridiculous you know thing about roadhead is like not everybody you give roadhead and the chances of somebody biting your dick off is very high no it actually happened before oh you see I don't know yeah what did I do that it is no I I watched television we now return back to dick biter I think drinking out of the toilet and eating garbage is mine whoa why was Rob bagg Artie walking away I was needed well if you'll excuse me gentlemen I have a date with blank guys we got to step up our game I'm already a straight it was really doing us all right I hope you just like really enjoy mine I'm gonna really I'm gonna savor this one all right we've got them all in well if you'll excuse me gentlemen I have a date with friction hi well if you'll excuse me gentlemen I have a date with Judge Judy I like to think that I'm like getting divorced well this one's too real well if you'll excuse me gentlemen I have a date with dying that hurts well if you'll excuse me gentlemen I have a date with drowning the kids in the bathtub oh I gotta give it to friction so the new Chevy Tahoe with the power is a place to take blank everywhere you go try and beat me guys I need one more card who is not it's Olivia Park damn it the new Chevy Tahoe with the power and space to take chunks of dead hitchhikers everywhere you go does work okay uh the new Chevy Tahoe with the power it's nice to take grandma everywhere you go that's nice that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside out like that one I like that one the new Chevy tow with the power of space to take balls everybody really balls last but not least a new Chevy Tahoe what the power space to take a sea of troubles everywhere you go these are some really good cards guys oh so I'm a depressed person right now so I'm gonna see the troubles [Applause] what gives me uncontrollable gas I'm getting the throw away card ah I just picked the car that would've worked what gives me uncontrollable gas the Trail of Tears oh that jerk tall way no Manmeet made me I love that one my black ass oh why is that your throw away shame oh not a throwaway card within any yogurt commercial that's Activia yeah funny I'm gonna give demand me I thought I was making you win oh my god y'all wanna pick it no what what is it good for absolutely nuts nothing say kick in there war what is it good for Arnold Schwarzenegger yeah Oh fear itself that's Oh war what is it good for my micro pig wearing a tiny Frank coat and booties but is a dark pig oh boy I was a good for a murder most foul wow that's real life - real real it's really close between a murder most foul a micro pig wearing tiny break or cool booties and fear itself I'm gonna say a micro pig wearing it yeah right now at the Smithsonian and interactive an interactive exhibit on I've actually been in this business yeah yeah it's pretty cool it would be um stuff um now with the Smithsonian interactive exhibit on a therm thermonuclear thermonuclear detonation whoo oh just in a bomb that's interactive okay now this is a Smithsonian an interactive exhibit on this year's mass shooting somebody walk in there oh I felt like he was named George it's the thing is it's interactive - so it's like almost yeah I gotta wash look oh my god keep it moving oh that's so neat you're an interactive exhibit on my vagina now at this is so neat interactive exhibit on being marginalized oh no we're gonna give it to Shane let me help you to shine on this one how do you know which one is his his is my vagina it has to be I don't reason only reason because it was with the quickness I mean or hands could be this here is math shoot I could just be that horrible okay I'm gonna go with being marginalized you found out it was man and then you didn't pick no guys no am I do so work for me now before you games not over yet when I am a billionaire I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate blank the car team when I am a billionaire I shall read a 50-foot statue to commemorate a bitch-slap if I got this one might uh when I am a billionaire I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate geese but I am a billionaire I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate natural male enhancement Oh dick when I am a billionaire I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate being a dick to children I'm sorry I have to go with geese next on espn2 the world series of corny on what you know I'm trying to win oh yeah this room okay well this could be it let's see next on espn2 the world series of child beauty pageants next on espn2 the world series of underground thrill Brook oh my god [Music] the key is they have to get to the finish line without you realizing next on espn2 the world series of giving 110 percent that was not has to be Linda I just like to imagine they're just like oh if you can do it yeah I'm doing it next on espn2 the world series of an ugly face don't know where I'm going with this one let's do the Underground Railroad acceptance or acceptance speech Oh excellent acceptance speech only kissed important doesn't want to say thank you everyone I want to thank Olivia for checking out today wanted to all of us who like to try you don't want to thank Keith that's been there for me and I want to thank Courtney for trying to kiss me you didn't thank me oh I want to fake Shane for having a shirt that I can see through just a little bit little thanks for watching please get things playing with us - hope you guys enjoyed it and I posted on so we should play it again or we want to play a different game something new we should play this game like in like the Church of you heard it folks we're gonna play cards against humanity' in church next time see you there bye for me I want to push for me don't push for you are you ready yes on your mark come on car get set go [Music]

Channel: Smosh Pit

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Keywords: smosh, squad vlogs, smosh squad vlogs, cards against humanity, cards against humanity game, cah game, cards against humanity card game, cards against humanity funny answers, olivia sui, noah grossman, courtney miller, shayne topp

Id: zKdOAhCtfUE

Length: 16min 37sec (997 seconds)

Published: Thu Jan 05 2017