I Bought A Tank

we're shooting tanks holy [ __ ] it's time to get the clothes on how are you so bad at playing on clothes oh well done are you supposed to drive a tank if you can't even dress this is huge this is too big i need the toilet let's do this okay now everything in here guys is designed hey draw me like one of your beautiful channels are you doing this i don't know if you're getting in the harness right let's get this on the go look at this oh my god are you touching my face tomorrow no no i need those oh my god we can't shoot things if i can't see tubbo tubbo stop it this is my dream and you're ruining it we're popping off this is a very new channel and get out of the way [ __ ] bye-bye b-boy he's going to drive please don't kill us hey [ __ ] i'm not a [ __ ] oh hello my name when he goes we're losing all the wars who do we need tom simons oh this is sick the most much better at driving than you by the way this has been less bumpy and much quicker never mind she's stalled do some killing [Music] do more killing kill the haters kill the haters okay i'm ready what do we do after this so once jackson is driving we're gonna then do some target shooting and fingers crossed if you guys are good enough you're actually going to be going up against the bottom all right wait what was the boss hey what did you think [Music] i'm going the right way [Music] [Music] honestly because it was you we just weren't paying attention but i drove it better than both of them no you didn't yeah okay but yeah they split the caves and cliffs into two parts he's just acting like a tory just ignore it i'm not being a tory i just wish they would have put it into one update we're going to shoot things focus on that about this tank wait is it wait is it a better tank than that miles miles really what do you know about tanks now bring this round to aiming at that middle big big bull's eye on the trailer and line up right in the center right around like a record baby right round right round your anti-tank rounds balls balls balls balls give tuba some balls you like them yeah i really do say it i like balls [Music] oh my god i'm the world's best tanker um no i have big balls it's your final bit of practice very pressure after this luckily the best is at the helm you're not the best i am the best i'm ready to play unload this thing you are so slow we are not going to win if you're like this we don't need to win it's fine ready to fire fire fire fire fire no it's hit just touch the bottle let's [ __ ] [Music] in the world [Music] because if we lose this i'm gonna get disowned and also we are very likely to lose because it's me and two idiots driving a tank you can't quit that stop watch me so uh my aimer loader and driver we're allowed to ram tanks i'm loaded i'm packed i can't describe yourself as packed why it implies you've been shipped somewhere that's the boss oh [ __ ] [ __ ] on balls and [ __ ] i'm sorry there's my panic words you're going down [ __ ] please take this seriously why are you not taking me seriously so driver i'll shout driver let's go go go we will pull forward to this first post the other time i hit the post i really hope you don't all right lads so we've got 12 shots how are we going to get out twelve probably three three i don't like that how many gonna get out twelve hundred percent is twelve twelve wow do you like it right she got a minute or two i'm blaming you this is really weird knows if you please we're on a date do you um do you um do you um do you align minecraft [Music] drums think she does the most beautiful hands i've ever seen oh my god are we doing this what about you you don't mind darling [Music] are you gonna get in position then you're just gonna set this is not where we're going you have to drive and you have to shoot i take off [Music] [Music] oh [Music] oh [Music] [ __ ] subscribe ready ready yes i'm [Music] ready [Music] oh [Music] we whiffed it with the final shot i think they landed all this no no they didn't landed so many we missed it doesn't matter they landed in the mall we missed one this isn't a funny time no it's not all good we i think we lost he's so hopefully optimistic and it's so going to be sad when he finds out he's wrong no i fully think we won't come on just wrong why are you doing that oh god catch that's in your mouth stop it i'm moving some of that is probably cow [ __ ] really he's lying to you to make you feel better the scores what can we got did we win like 11 we missed one missed two we got ten that that's not bad that's pretty good apologies lads but you weren't good enough i'm sorry about that how can you say that with a smile on your face we lost jack i'm so sorry no guys get out of the mud now don't rub too much have some empathy yeah we didn't win what's the point i thought we would if i'm not good at tanks what am i good at mud will you stop it [Music] where are you going what what tom tom you suck did you rig this for us i didn't i knew i should aim low and you told me hey watch it reason you lost i am too high it's true you loaded it wrong blocked out guys let's let's go make sure to edge a boat but make sure to subscribe if you enjoyed the vlog subscribe subscribe if you enjoyed this wall this way and we enjoy making them

Channel: Tom Simons

Views: 6,850,168

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Id: u7Z9eqcDTyU

Length: 11min 26sec (686 seconds)

Published: Tue Jun 29 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/Different_Explorer_2]

Guns, guns, guns

**Insert Gas, gas, gas music

[u/TomorrowWaste]

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[u/TomorrowWaste]

Question

I realized i was in incognito. Why did i got this as top recommendation

[u/Nukclear42]

Fun fact: that is an apc.