I Walked Across The Ocean

we've left our mate rambu on that island hello but don't worry each other you know what they call me they call me jesus h christ big ball for happy boy so you ever been in a big ball with tom simons before i wish i could say there's rambo i can actually hear them when they yell let's go get to our boy he needs an uber in a time like this there's no ocean uber oh oh believe me tubbs there is now we're the ocean uber i don't want to be there they call me fuba with the big ball of the ocean i don't want to be with poseidon's testicles [Music] we're coming for you king now how do we get there i got like my i got like my snacks and everything oh man i honestly don't want them to pick me up walking on water jesus made it look easier than it was i'll be honest with you could really do with some help from my pal moses right now wait i have a strategy on actually how we can move go ahead i'm not lying no no no no no go like this how are we gonna get seriously you're all right okay [Music] my grandfather was actually jesus himself oh god oh god okay oh you cut my chick wait we're going further away from rambo we are going to get one star on the ukulele [Music] yeah okay look see we're rolling we're doing so much but hello ah we're getting rammed ocean girl is ramming me oh god oh my god she's looking for those greedy no no jesus didn't need steering like this is like what otters do with like i'm not a doctor i'm not an after they're they all go against them no bad idea bad idea here's what we do call me commander call me commander we need to get to that boy or otherwise we'll get one star [Music] it happened i honestly this is exactly right and you decided to put two of us in the same one so like we have three of these we're spinning we're spinning i'm gonna throw up i'm gonna throw up and try only a small percentage of the viewers to subscribe so please subscribe watch this subscribers you're so weird why does he does not have these struggles how come you just find it so easy jesus didn't have it jesus was literally stabbed both wrists why don't they make a best-selling book about me the title the the title this is so surreal oh no no no [Music] wait oh it's oh you've drawn a penis once we're gonna pop it dude we will three it's not made for two people stop kicking me in the [ __ ] eggs yeah all right i'll roll with you with your hands okay put your feet i'm going with you okay oh my god this is awesome this is increasingly good that's right you're going the wrong way you've done [ __ ] well you're not going anywhere okay let me go let me go i got this i've got this you're [ __ ] i'm not [ __ ] i'm tom simon's baby do it properly you are so incredibly like this isn't even pathetic at this point this is like abysmal i'm going to panic i'm going to panic he's like oh you keep me in the best default man how do i have a little in it now how i have simon's junior we're so far away from rambu island hopefully we get hit by a shipping container no i've got this no i'm on some king [ __ ] baby oh my god they're all the way over there now you've got to be kidding me this is harder than i thought it would be honestly um this sucks like genuinely worst idea you have ever had yeah but yeah but think about how how fun it is i need a pizza no i need to don't you dare you need to pee if you pee in this ball i'm literally going to knock your lights off you can't knock my lights out i'm not your lightsaber wait is that him where that's him yeah no i'm staying here oh she can hear it all right [Music] the mud oh oh oh oh sexy hot mud no no let me kiss you mud oh god oh no [Music]

Channel: Tom Simons

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Length: 7min 26sec (446 seconds)

Published: Tue Aug 31 2021