Was It Something I Said? Uncut S01E05

[Music] [Music] [Applause] hello and welcome to was it something I said the quotations show that Marvel's and all the remarkable things that people have said for instance Richard Branson once said I've made all the money I need to make that sadly it seems not all the public appearances on rich and i are DS team tonight is actor and comedian miles jupp and with Micky Flanagan tonight is my reluctant life partner Robert Webb and here to read out our quotations is an actor who once said I'm a great warrior truly all the time worry worry worry still asking myself will I ever make it well if the question was on to a channel for panel show the answer is yes please welcome actor and star of Game of Thrones Charles dumps soph and one is called threesomes in this round we give both teams a series of quotations and ask them to work out which of three people said it if you want to play along at home you can do so on twitter by following at something i said or in an exciting breakthrough for interactive technology you can shout the answers at your TV screen we can hear you but we're very professional so we won't react this beats threesome is school days can we have the first quotation please Charles I tended to be scatterbrain if I was at school and saw a bird outside the window I wanted to follow it once I jumped off a roof thinking I could fly r kelly [Applause] I don't really know who he is no I know he's a very self-reflective man and this will like michel de montaigne I don't really know who that is either I thought being scatterbrains of you scattered too much it's a sort of consequence of overwrapping isn't it I thought scat was a word for people who like to do sexual things with poo I see us on shaky ground with my michel de montaigne I want this show to be a place where those references and the references to sex with poo yeah live happily alongside each other I can tell you it's none of the people you mentioned so far I'm gonna I'm gonna give you the threesome it might be so was it actor Sylvester Stallone author Ian Fleming or professor professor Stephen Hawking it's a bit mean of Ian Fleming to be threatening soon talking with a gun it's quite a day when the three of them agreed to be photographed together I don't think it's some Sylvester Stallone because it says school as we all know he didn't go to school he sprang fully formed from a block of solid rubber that's no way to talk about his mother I can give you a clue this person jumped off the roof using an umbrella as a parachute I think it's not Hawking because I've always mean he's quite scientific isn't he I think it I think he's walking because he was thinking about the universe the whole time he's like black holes and everything he's basically a Time Lord and he's got a lot of stuff going through his mind and it's very difficult to expect him to concentrate on the formation of an oxbow lake and he might just you know you might have been a bit sketchy at school you think it happened during geography yes I think that's probably statistically it's probably likely that geography is the easiest lesson to get distracted in in that it combines being very boring with being very unimportant I think that's fair to say i don't think anyone can any of these men actually fly not unaided I mean who knows this wheelchair may be capable of now just cuz where the code ends thinking I could fly but we don't know what the next sentence yeah it could be I could and another clue is that this person was bullied at school ah Stallone you think it's Stallone yeah cuz yes this is what it's all about the bullying led to wish I can't wait to be monkey wish i was watching as I do that key don't you first blow blow you're going still attached it out and Richard and miles I think Ian Fleming is more likely we won't provide reasons you refuse to get these reasons well the answer is Sylvester Stallone did he just jumped off the roof holding an umbrella as a sort of parachute [ __ ] that yeah do you know what you know what other safety precaution he took he was wearing a superhero costume under his school uniform and you know what he was voted at junior high school most likely to end up in a montage they weren't that sensible according to Stallone he said when I was in junior high school the teachers voted me the student most likely to end up in the electric chair only in America would that be a category okay Charles can we have our next quotation on the subject of school days please my attitude at the time an attitude of complete boredom and feeling that nothing was worth making an effort for so whose attitude was one of complete boredom was it Stallone Fleming or Hawking David can i point something out yeah it's that boredom doesn't have an e in which would make me think of Sylvester Stallone is that part of the quote or is that that that spelling is a correct quotation ok Stallone final laughs this sort of sounds like a mission statement for tower hamlets council in that there Chris the person that said this also said in the end I did learn to read but not until the fairly late age of eight I think it's in fleming that i'm not i'm not prepared to share my thinking okay you've already [ __ ] you're talking out loud you shed final answer in fleming find a lot well well finalized today i will say you are devaluing the words final answers each time i say it it is final final answer yeah and Fleming its Fleming because because it's pompous and then an attitude of complete boredom he would have you know it's a little bit you mean yeah yeah yeah mom got out of his car you're both going Ian Fleming well the answer is professor Stephen Hawking [Music] don't boo the professor the glaring spelling mistakes in many of Stephen Hawking's quotes including the misspelling of Fordham are deliberate an aide pronunciation by his speech sympathizer and so that explains that so that's the end of the round and a quick look at the scores tells me that Mickey and Robert are in the lead ciao ciao something Charles yeah you were in for your eyes only well yeah yes I was yes quite flat bouncing cup south mountain one is fantastic yeah when when you were in theorize it was an amazing fun to be in a Bond film or or is it just like another job I have one line which the director wanted to cut and Roger more blessings you know no you can't cut the line is very important these are i tole you hang on to the Lauren told presented to the rest of the film store my line I think this is it now Charles wants to say his life all right how long can you remember your line yes get in [Applause] over the break see if you can complete this quotation from Vegas entertainers Siegfried and Roy if you live with 58 lions and tigers then you will what tweet your answer to app something I said and we'll see you in a couple of minutes welcome back to was it something I said before the break we asked you to complete this quotation from Siegfried and Roy if you live with 58 lions and tigers then you will what wish you'd stop at three you spend a lot of time I'm grateful [ __ ] tins it's difficult to go on holiday I'm off to Rome Tenerife yeah the house is free yeah I'd love you to sit there on caps that have been putting some people off can you look after 58 lines and fighters regarding you'd probably ease them in wouldn't you say there is there is you're the first bit of it there is the odd lion / tiger on the property and I hope that won't be a problem yeah and okay oh well man now I more I'm unusually alright with a couple of lines and tigers how many 58 did one of them try to eat one of them why me one of them got a little bit killed no not killed no just named I think maimed yeah very very palatable but what secret and Roy actually said was if you live with 58 lions and tigers then you will always have a lot of [ __ ] in the house I think we can agree that that sentence is more regrettable than the mauling of roy by the way Roy claims that the tiger was not trying to attack him but rather drag him to safety by his neck as it would do a cub lickety be living in a house 458 lions and tigers it really doesn't matter whether they're on your side or not by the way you'll get sliced a [ __ ] [ __ ] they bring you a present you done they / you get blasted through them patio so chance in in the opening scene of Game of Thrones you skinned a deer I did indeed were you taught how or did you just improvise I was taught huh and is there more than one way or is it not like a cat no there's really only one way yes right the producers came to me two days before this is a new scene and they came and said um are you vegetarian Charles and I said no why and they gave me this scene and we did it yeah and are you a vegetarian now no I'm not and I was hoping they would give me our nice kind of leg of venison to take back I didn't even get a any year so continuing our theme of quotations the next round is called keywords we give our panelists a few key words from a famous quotation and ask them to work out the whole quote so basically you'll only get about one word in for a bit night listening to digital radio in Cornwall the team that gets nearest the actual wording scores the point now this is from a quotation by Martin Luther King jr. that's the first clue please could you give the key words Charles have and dream okay we all know he said I have a dream but what did he say after that I have a dream most nights dream I can never remember them yeah I know they're really weird I've never met I think there should be a thing you can do enough for when people start telling you their dreams you just go and what a slightly marred that occasion though wouldn't it the massive i watch market I don't care if there's an alligator I'm sure we can give you one more word Charles can we have another word from the speech please children children I have a dream I have a dream Cuban won't be allowed in the pub I after six o'clock dream they won't be allowed a long-haul flight push you for an answer each what you have to do is say your closest go each team and then the one that gets closest I'll give a point to and if you're both really close i'll give you both a point and if neither you at all close i won't give either real point but the both getting a point no you're getting a point that's essentially that doesn't matter yeah it's if one gets a point and the other doesn't that's when it gets and i don't think i'm using hyperbole when i say [ __ ] exciting I think Rob knows it's something like I have a dream that one day the black children and the white children of America will sit down and a classroom together and a person will be judged not by the color of his skin but by the content of his character and then he said loads of other state he said loads of other thing before and after what's your pitch that yeah [Applause] with the addition of because this is the bit i remember is for children Claire thought all its managing to get a lot done and cope with the child care there's four children that's no picnic only for a cannibal yeah yeah I think I'm tremendously impressed um Charles can you give us the full quotation please I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character I think I think basically you all worked as a team like Martin Luther King's for little children so I'm gonna give you all a point well done the original copy of this speech is still in possession of a volunteer security guard who asked Martin Luther King jr. if he could have it saying I have a dream that one day this will be worth a lot of money time for another one this is from a quotation by Boris Johnson it's not well known so I'm not expecting you to get it completely right but I'll award points to the team who gets closest Charles can we have two key words please semi naked and otters I mean obviously immediately someone of equivalent stature really important remark I'm sure I can tell you this quote is from last year any thoughts is that a description of what's going on here he semi-naked and it is well ours guy it sounds oh sorry what then you came you sayin it is afters meaning are taught at hot I'm gonna get semi naked man as hot as that is the quote I like to get semi naked in front of otters because weasels are easily embarrassed well are you not in the right area it's not a stripping in front of otters awesome gripping because he was after I thought I'm not comfortable with that come in handy one day David you know when you're walking along the hood listen here Wendy's come up and you just go take them we lose off man it's hot as in a kid is it called the hood because hoodies live there yeah no it isn't no hoodie comes from the clothes where his hood comes from the last syllable of neighborhood you're lying to me [Applause] Charles can we have one more word of the Boris Johnson piece of rhetoric please horse I think its stomach Lucky's gone though London's gonna be full of people semi naked they'll be swimming like otters doing riding horses [Music] [Applause] that's less clear but you look tremendously like it I do is this the thing that he said in the Olympics about seeing volleyball players from his window and saying they were gleaming like semi-naked haces and by the way i'm on a horse horse horse what's that called that square the horse guards guards parade hot girls but thank you yaso generous horse contrary you're very close I'm going to ask Richard team to have a bash at the exact wording first right currently out on horse guards parade you can see semi naked volleyball players gleaming like otters or something when are wet doctors well I remember that word wet being particularly grim what's your pitch from the horse guards parade you can see semi naked volleyball players playing volleyball volleyball like glistening cutters well Charles what's the correct rotation as I write these words there are semi naked women playing beach volleyball in the middle of the horse guards parade they are glistening like wet otters very very good answers both teams but i think i'm going to give it to Richard and miles for getting the right disgusting otter adjectives well done this is a quote from last year from a column Boris wrote for The Telegraph in July 2012 entitled london olympics 2012 here's 20 jolly good reasons to feel cheerful about the games so at the end of that round the teams are tied there's now time for the round towards what are they talking about in which you'll hear a quote of someone talking about something and you have to work out you've guessed it their star sign oh no wait you haven't guessed it you have to work out what they're talking about here's one from American World War two General General Patton it may not sound nice to some bunch of little old ladies at an afternoon tea party so what is he talking about I don't I don't know why everyone one is about upsetting little old lady stole this is a little old lady some of analytes legs yeah I used to work in a factory and this old girl come up to her she went you know you lot you all talk about sucking [ __ ] all the time we're used to suck [ __ ] when la comes over you get on your housing and eating you get on with it I think that's what I saw oral history yeah I've got an image of Vicki's grandmother's like you can tell that story but can you say it was a work see about war the war may not sound my sword ladies when they're trying to have a cup of tea you're on the right lines I know he said something about we're gonna get over and kill these Germans cuz if you don't know they'll beat you to death with a sock full of [ __ ] that's what he said he'd once and if I was an old lady and I heard that I'd be all language it's not me for that game well i think i have to give Mickey enroll at the point well Charles can we have the full rotation please well I want my men to remember something important to really make it stick I give it to them double dirty he may not sound nice to some bunch of little old ladies at an afternoon tea party but it helps my soldiers to remember you can't run an army without profanity I was talking about his copious profanity when motivating his men it was Patton's devotion to military profanity which caused him to petition so passionately to end the war by dropping the sea bomb on Japan janta here's some more of patents remark he said I don't want any messages saying I'm holding my position we're not holding a goddamn thing we're advancing constantly and we're not interested in holding anything except the enemy's balls we're gonna hold him by the balls and we're gonna kick him in the ass twist his balls and kick the living [ __ ] out of him all the time we get we're gonna go through the enemy like [ __ ] through a tin horn that's why like all advanced strategy and you were absolutely right Mickey that he said a man has to be alert all the time if he expects to keep on breathing if not some German son of a [ __ ] will sneak up behind him and beat him to death with a sock full of [ __ ] how long do you think it would take to kill someone with a sock of [ __ ] I think they'd end up going could you go get something a bit heavier this is just bruising me really badly and if you're gonna kill me could you hurry out because don't think you have that option when someone's chosen that particularly sadistic form of execution you just have to wait it might take years it might be some infection caused by the [ __ ] that gets you the Sun so that's the end of the round and a quick look at the scores tells me that Mickey and Robert are in the lead over the great TV viewing this quotation from Jennifer Aniston when she was dating Brad Pitt the best smell in the world is what tweet to your answer to at something I said and we'll see you in a couple of minutes welcome back to was it something I said before the break we asked you to complete this quotation from Jennifer Aniston the best smell in the world is what any thoughts panel mints did you say mints did you do saying mints or mints like dick Smith's the moonlight not like bendix min so permits I think this when I've made a lovely cake I thought that was gonna be worse Brad Brad Pitt's tummy button you'll get it you're closer Brad Pitt neck the pageant world is Brad Pitt Brad cooking mint do you know what if it was Brad cooking mints I just said you were warm with mints I really honest can we rule out all me it's it's not executed you're a lot closer with Brad Pitt and with mins napalm in the morning nope I'm gonna give you the answer but I think you sort of both deserve a like a point one of our point but I'll take it away because that's impossible to do the notation of the answer is the best smell in the world is that man that you love and she was launching her new fragrance that man that you love our next round is the was it something I said round in which each team has to work out who said the following quotations it'll be from someone on the show tonight or are virtual guest Mike Tyson I'm afraid he can't be with us tonight although not half as afraid as I would be if he could is Mickey's team who said the following was it Richard miles Charles me or someone we'd rather I'll be mistaken for Mike Tyson I had a letter from the father of my then-girlfriend forbidding me to see his daughter ever again it was horrendous I don't think it's mike tyson i don't think he would think it was horrendous yeah I think he'd just go runnin like the man zero it's calm down a lot ya think okay you know he keeps pigeons he's got a gentler side yes yeah horrible to humans rather nice to Pigeon you think not Mike Tyson well maybe Martin that definitely not yourself um i know david has a couple of vengurla can't imagine either of their fathers forbidding you doing anything really I think this is her in towards Charles it's a funny thing he would save it and it's yeah for fighting for bidding is a little bit old school um just that you know was it you know I'll father hey be so rad chels yeah what a [ __ ] if I dung have a generation where our fathers are all hippies uh whereas the father of a young lady you might be dating would have been from the from the 30s I'm not saying you're from the 30s Jesus what are you saying Charles I think we're gonna go for childhood yeah I had a letter from the father my then go me to see his daughter drinking it's beautifully constructed I letter come the father of my van Gogh forbidding me to say it's a chance it's Charles yeah it is Charles what were so what was the story there Charles iron a group of people hell gate crashed a party I don't know when I was about 18 or 19 and I was arrested for unruly behavior likely to cause a breach of the peace section 5 of the Public Order Act 1936 and I was arraigned before the magistrate and a piece appeared in the local newspaper and the father of my then-girlfriend wrote me and said I forbid you to see or attempt to contact my daughter ever again that's like you know Bertie Wooster type of disgrace isn't it yes doctormick cars sorry yeah he got that really well there damn child injury thank you Charles can we can have the next rotation please Christ gave me my gold star for winning the three-legged race was it Richard miles Charles me or Mike Tyson the three-legged race doesn't happen anymore does it because of the number of children who fell over and were killed when you tie two children together one of them's much fatter than the other one the inertia created and often drag the skinny one longville seven or eight miles before the before fatty stops I think Richard and I don't know why I'm also thinking that you're dead a priest military a minister yeah you're not supposed to cross-examine Tyson isn't here to defend himself you'd be a free legged race you might toss amazing someone's video with Mike alright you money was father yeah yeah bad your feet off miles I think you know Marcus permanently just because I'm got a clue yeah can I get for miles yeah it is miles my house has got was the scenario the only race in my life that I've ever won has been a three-legged one and Robert Powell was at the back who played Jesus that he was there because his children attended the school not because hey he was researching a part of this will be playing a boy in his next thing so when the worship children at school he was then the headmistress said and i hope to this day there weren't other famous people there she went now who's the most famous person here today and then eventually said ah mr. Powell you come to and he came and did them handed out the prizes and so Robert Powell Jesus of Nazareth gave me my own Christ as he was then so next up it's Richards team who said the following was it Mickey Robert Charles me or Mike Tyson my first proper kiss was from Cara shock Smith when I was 13 or 14 Cara Chuck Smith 11 member of the opposite team looks quite bashful about this I'm my gut instinct as this is Robert it in childhood remember that it was I doubt it was as latest 13 or 14 other self dance for heaven's hang out would have been the first time I stayed the night I was eight she was 20 shut Smith can I have the first of your final answers me I think it's Robert well you're absolutely right it was Robert Webb well you gotta save yourself what was her idea yes those urge he had a party her dad used to run a pub and he he closed the pub for the night and lets these children come to play when her older sister showed us how we were supposed to act as she was supposed to put her hands there and I put my hands there and that's how you deal with slow dance and then some kissing started oh that's fine wish that had ever happened to me I wish you'd have been hurt I saved water Charles can we have the next rotation please I have to be dragged into a suit and tie there's a pair of Levi's and a t-shirt in my wardrobe that I live and die in so is it Mickey Robert Charles me or Mike Tyson I don't know that you own a pair of Levi's well I'm glad you don't know exactly what I oh yeah Charles wears a suit incredibly well and i happen to know his tailor Mickey aren't you sometimes wear suits than you i think in your court appearances i used to live near Robert I have to say I've never seen him looking as smart as he does now I think Robert is more of a Levi's and t-shirt sort of a guy I I think it's the kind of thing Chuck D would say Chuck see I think it is you don't think that chance wears a suit I saw me wearing a wife beater and goggles on it that's out your answer and yet this is so difficult David yeah I'm gonna make an executive decision yes I feel you must this is the worst time leave you have a panic attack yeah i think it's robert you think it's res act the answer of the team oh why not signing up well I'm afraid to say you're wrong it's Charles dance we've got time for and a quick look at the scores tells me this week's winners are Mickey and Robert [Applause] yes narrator Charles dance [Applause] we call the beginning is often the end and to make an end is to make a beginning with which in mind it only remains for me to say welcome to the show goodnight and was it something I said is back with a brand new episode sunday night at five past 10 next tonight shouted at any good TV lately [Music] my attitude at the time an attitude of complete boredom and feeling that nothing was worth making an effort for so whose attitude was one of complete boredom was it Stallone Fleming or walking David can i point something out yeah it's that boredom doesn't have an e in which would make me think of Sylvester Stallone is that part of the quote or is that that that spelling is a correct quotation ok Stallone final this sort of sounds like a mission statement for tower hamlets council in that there Chris the person that said this also said in the end I did learn to read but not until the fairly late age of eight I think it's in Fleming that i'm not i'm not prepared to share my thinking okay you've already [ __ ] you're talking out loud you shed final answer in Fleming find the lot well well alas today I will say you are devaluing the words final answers each time I say it it is final answer yeah and Fleming its Fleming because because it's pompous and then an attitude of complete boredom he would have you know it's a little bit it meet you ya ya bum got out of his car you're both going Ian Fleming well the answer is professor Stephen Hawking [Music] don't boo the professor the glaring spelling mistakes in many of Stephen Hawking's quotes including the misspelling of boredom are deliberate and aid pronunciation by his speech sympathizer and so that explains that so that's the end of the round and a quick look at the scores tells me that Mickey and Robert are in the lead I'll show something Charles yes you were in for your eyes only well yeah yes I was yes quite lap dancing club south mountain one is fence yeah when when you were in theorize end with an amazing fun to be in a Bond film or or is it just like another job I have one line which the director wanted to cut and Roger more blessings no no no you can't cut the line is very important loser i tol you hang on to the Lauren told it was entered for the rest of the film restore my line I think this is it and now Charles wants to say his lie all right hello you remember your line yes get in [Applause] a little break see if you can complete this quotation from Vegas entertainers Siegfried and Roy if you live with 58 lions and tigers then you will what tweet your answer to add something I said and we'll see you in a couple of minutes welcome back to was it something I said before the break we asked you to complete this quotation from Siegfried and Roy if you live with 58 lions and tigers then you will what wish you'd stop the three you spend a lot of time I'm grateful for [ __ ] tins it's difficult to go on holiday I'm off to Rome tenerife house is free yeah I'd love you to sit there one caps that have been putting some people off can you look after 58 Lines and tires I think you'd probably ease them in wouldn't you say there is there is you are the first bit of it there is the odd lion / tiger on the property and I hope that won't be a problem yeah [ __ ] oh well man now I'm or I'm unusually all right with a couple of lines and tigers how many 58 did one of them try to eat one of them why me one of them got a little bit field you're not killed no just mind I think mind yeah very fav a battling ok but what secret and Roy actually said was if you live with 58 lions and tigers then you will always have a lot of [ __ ] in the house I think we can agree that that sentence is more regrettable than the mauling of Roy by the way Roy claims that the tiger was not trying to attack him but rather drag him to safety by his neck as it would do a cub really good say you're living in a house with 58 lions and tigers it really doesn't matter whether they're on your side or not by the way you'll get sliced a [ __ ] [ __ ] when they bring you a present you done they / you get blasted through them patio so chance in in the opening scene of Game of Thrones you just skinned a deer I did indeed were you taught how or did you just improvise I was taught huh and is there more than one way or is it not like a cat [Music] [Music] [Applause] hello and welcome to was it something I said the quotations show that Marvel's had all the remarkable things that people have said for instance Richard Branson once said I've made all the money I need to make that sadly it seems not all the public appearances on Richard Ayoade ease team tonight is actor and comedian miles jupp and with Micky Flanagan tonight is my reluctant life partner Robert Webb and here to read out our quotations is an actor who once said I'm a great warrior truly all the time worry worry worry still asking myself will I ever make it well if the question was on to a channel for panel show the answer is yes please welcome actor and star of Game of Thrones Charles dance so and one is called threesomes in this round we give both teams a series of quotations and ask them to work out which of three people said it if you want to play along at home you can do so on twitter by following at something i said or in an exciting breakthrough for interactive technology you can shout the answers at your TV screen we can hear you but we're very professional so we won't react this beats threesome is school days can we have the first quotation please Charles I tended to be scatterbrain if I was at school and saw a bird outside the window I wanted to follow it once I jumped off a roof thinking I could fly arc heavy [Applause] I don't really know who he is I know he's a very self-reflective man and this were like Michel de Montaigne and I don't really know who that is either I thought being scatterbrained interviewed scattered too much it's a sort of consequence of overwrapping isn't it I thought scat was a word for people who like to do sexual things with poo I see is on shaky ground with my michel de montaigne I want this show to be a place where those references and the references to sex with poo yeah live happily alongside each other I can tell you it's none of the people you mentioned so far I'm gonna I'm gonna give you the threesome it might be so was it actor Sylvester Stallone author Ian Fleming or professor professor Stephen Hawking it's a bit mean of Ian Fleming to be threatened soon talking with a gun it's quite a day when the three of them agreed to be photographed together I don't think it's some Sylvester Stallone because it says school as we all know he didn't go to school he sprang fully formed from a block of solid rubber that's no way to talk about his mother I can give you a clue this person jumped off the roof using an umbrella as a parachute I think it's not Hawking because I've always I mean he's quite scientific isn't he I think it I think is broken because he was thinking about the universe the whole time he's like black holes and everything is basically a Time Lord and he's got a lot of stuff going through his mind and it's very difficult to expect him to concentrate on the formation of an oxbow lake and he might just you know you might have been a bit sketchy at school you think it happened during geography yes I think that's probably statistically it's probably likely that geography is the easiest lesson to get distracted in in that it combines being very boring with being very unimportant I think that's fair to say i don't think anyone can any of these men actually fly not unaided I mean who knows this wheelchair may be capable of now just cuz where the crow ends thinking I could fly but we don't know what the next sentence yeah and it could be I could and another clue is that this person was bullied at school ah Stallone music its Stallone yeah cuz this is what it's all about the bullying led to wish I can't wait to be multi which I was rocking I do that dude you first blow through first load you're going Stella Stella and Richard and miles I think Ian Fleming is more likely we won't provide reasons you're refuse to get these reasons well the answer is Sylvester Stallone did he just jumped off the roof holding an umbrella as a sort of parachute [ __ ] what yeah do you know what you know what I'm a safety precaution he took he was wearing a superhero costume under his school uniform and you know what he was voted at junior high school most likely to end up in a montage no they weren't that sensible according to Stallone he said when I was in junior high school the teachers voted me the student most likely to end up in the electric chair only in America would that be a category okay Charles can we have our next quotation on the subject of school days please that's actually but you look tremendously like it I do is this the thing that he said in the Olympics about seeing volleyball players from his window and saying they were gleaming like semi-naked otters and by the way i'm on a horse horse horse what's that called that square horse guards parade horse guards but thank you guys very generous horse Carberry you're very close I'm going to ask Richard team to have a bash at the exact wording first right currently out on horse guards parade you can see semi-naked volleyball players gleaming like otters or something wet otters well I remember that word wet being particularly grim what's your pitch from the horse guards parade you can see so many naked volleyball players playing volleyball volleyball like glistening cutters well Charles what's the correct rotation as I write these words there are semi naked women playing beach volleyball in the middle of the horse guards parade they are glistening like wet otters very very good answers both teams but i think i'm gonna give it to richer than miles for getting the right disgusting otter adjective well done this is a quote from last year from a column Boris wrote for The Telegraph in July 2012 entitled london olympics 2012 here's 20 jolly good reasons to feel cheerful about the games so at the end of that round the teams are tied it's now time for the round towards what are they talking about in which you'll hear a quote of someone talking about something and you have to work out you've guessed it their star sign oh no what you haven't guessed it you have to work out what they're talking about here's one from American World War two general General Patton it may not sound nice to some bunch of little old ladies at an afternoon tea party so what is he talking about I don't I don't know why everyone worries about upsetting little old lady well so it's all this is a little old lady some of them I rights legs yeah I used to work in a factory and this old girl come up soon she went you know you lot you all talk about sucking [ __ ] all the time we're used to suck [ __ ] we're near a comes over you can't on your housing and eating again with it I think that's what I saw oral history I've got an image of Becky's grandmother's like you can tell that story but can you say it was a work see about war that war may not sound my sword ladies when they're trying to have a cup of tea you're on the right lines I know he said something about we're gonna get over and kill these Germans cuz if you don't know they'll beat you to death with a sock full of [ __ ] that's what he said in once and if I was an old lady and I heard that I'd be all language that came up well i think i have to give Mickey enroll at the point well chance can we have the full quotation please well I want my men to remember something important to really make it stick I give it to them double dirty he may not sound nice to some bunch of little old ladies at an afternoon tea party but it helps my soldiers to remember you can't run an army without profanity I was talking about his copious profanity when motivating his men it was Patton's devotion to military profanity which caused him to petition so passionately to end the war by dropping the sea bomb on Japan John to hear some more of patents remark he said I don't want any messages saying I'm holding my position we're not holding a goddamn thing we're advancing constantly and we're not interested in holding anything except the enemy's balls we're gonna hold him by the balls and we're gonna kick him in the ass twist his balls and kick the living [ __ ] out of him all the time we get we're gonna go through the enemy like [ __ ] through a tinhorn that's why like all advanced strategy and you were absolutely right Mickey that he said a man has to be alert all the time if he expects to keep on breathing if not some German son of a [ __ ] will sneak up behind him and beat him to death with a sock full of [ __ ] how long do you think it would take to kill someone with a sock of [ __ ] I think they'd end up going could you go get something a bit heavier this is just bruising me really badly and you're going to kill me could you hurry out because I don't think you have that option when someone's chosen that particularly sadistic form of execution you just have to wait it might take years it might be some infection caused by the [ __ ] that gets you in a song so that's the end of the round and a quick look at the scores tells me that Mickey and Robert are in the lead over the break she did you delete this quotation from Jennifer Aniston when she was dating Brad Pitt the best smell in the world is what tweet to your answer to act something I said and we'll see you in a couple of minutes welcome back to was it something I said before the break we asked you to complete this quotation from Jennifer Aniston the best smell in the world is what any thoughts panel meter e only one way that's right it reduces came to me two days before this is a new scene and they came and said um are you vegetarian Charles and I said no why and they gave me this scene and we did it yeah and are you a vegetarian now no I'm not and I was hoping they would give me our nice kind of leg of venison to take back I didn't even get a any year so continuing our theme of quotations the next round is called keywords we give our panelists a few key words from a famous quotation and ask them to work out the whole quote so basically you'll only get about one word in for a bit night listening to digital radio in Cornwall the team that gets nearest the actual wording scores the points now this is from a quotation by Martin Luther King jr. that's the first clue please could you give the key words Charles have and dream okay we all know he said I have a dream but what did he say after that I have a dream most nights remember them yeah I know they're really weird I've never me I think there should be a thing you can do enough for when people start telling you their dreams you just go and what a slightly marred that occasion though wouldn't it the mass of Iowa market don't i don't care if there's an alligator I've enjoyed your you we can give you one more word Charles can we have another word from the speech please children children I have a dream I have a dream Cuban won't be allowed in the pub I after six o'clock green they won't be allowed a long-haul flight push you for an answer each what you have to do is say your closest go each team and then the one that gets closest I'll give a point to and if you're both really close i'll give you both a point and if neither you at all close i won't give either of your point but the both getting a point now you're getting a point that's essentially that doesn't matter yeah it's if one gets a point and the other doesn't that's when it gets and i don't think i'm using hyperbole when i say [ __ ] exciting I think Rob knows it's something like and I have a dream that one day the black children and the white children of America will sit down and a classroom together and personal be judged not by the color of his skin but by the content of his character and then he said loads of other state he said loads of other thing before and after what's your pitch that yeah [Applause] with the addition of because this is the bit i remember is for children Claire thought all its managing to get a lot done and cope with the child care there's four children that's no picnic only four accountable yeah it's a sec yeah I think I'm tremendously impressed um Charles can you give us the full quotation please I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character I think I think basically you all worked as a team like Martin Luther King's for little children so I'm gonna give you all a point well done the original copy of this speech is still in possession of a volunteer security guard who asked Martin Luther King jr. if you could have it saying I have a dream that one day this will be worth a lot of money time for another one this is from a quotation by Boris Johnson it's not well-known so I'm not expecting you to get it completely right but I'll award points to the team who gets closest Charles can we have two key words please semi naked and otters I mean obviously immediately someone of equivalent stature really important remark I'm sure I can tell you this quote is from last year any thoughts is that sort of description of what's going on here he semi-naked and it is well ours guy it's also sorry what then you came you sayin it is afters meaning hot hot hot I'm gonna get semi naked man it's hot as that it's the quote I like to get semi naked in front of otters because weasels are easily embarrassed well are you not in the right area it it's not a stripping in front of Arthur's awesome griffing because he was uttered after I'm not comfortable with that come in handy one day David you know when you're walking along the hood and some air wendys come up and you just go take them we lose off man it's hot as in it here is it called the hood because hoodies live there yeah no it isn't no hoodie comes from the clothes where's hood comes from the last syllable of neighborhood you're lying to me [Applause] clue Charles can we have one more word of the Boris Johnson piece of rhetoric please horse I think it's Sam o'clock he's gone though London's gonna be full of people semi naked they'll be swimming like otters doing riding horses [Music] there's a say mints did you do saying mints or mints like smell like not like Bendix min so permits no I think this when I've made a lovely cake I thought that was gonna be worse Brad Brad Pitt's tummy button you'll get your closer Brad Pitt neck the pageant world is Brad Pitt Brad cooking mins do you know what if it was Brad cooking mints I just said you were warm with mitts I really honest can we rule out all me it's it son thank you your a lot closer with Brad Pitt improvements napalm in the morning nope now I'm gonna give you the answer I think you sort of both deserve a like a point one of our point but I'll take it away because that's impossible to do the notational and the answer is the best smell in the world is that man that you love now she was launching her new fragrance that man that you love our next round is the was it something I said round in which each team has to work out who said the following quotations it'll be from someone on the show tonight or our virtual guest Mike Tyson I'm afraid he can't be with us tonight although not half as afraid as I would be if he could is Mickey's team who said the following was it Richard miles Charles me or someone we'd rather not be mistaken for Mike Tyson I had a letter from the father of my then-girlfriend forbidding me to see his daughter ever again it was horrendous I don't think it's mike tyson i don't think he would think it was horrendous I think he'd just go runnin like the man zero it's calm down a lot ya think okay you know he keeps pigeons he's got a gentler side yes yeah horrible to humans rather nice to pigeons you think not Mike Tyson well maybe Martin that definitely not yourself um I know david has a couple of been girlfriends but I can't imagine either of their fathers forbidding you doing anything really I think this is her in towards Charles I think he would save it and it's yeah for fighting for bidding is a little bit old school just that you know was it you know our Father baby's all right Charles yeah what a [ __ ] if I'd done a generation where our fathers were all hippies uh whereas the father of a young lady you might be dating would have been from the from the 30s I'm not saying you're from the 30s Jesus what are you saying Charles I think we're gonna go for childhood yeah I had a letter from the father my then girl me to see his daughter try again Boris Johnson it's beautifully constructed I letter from the father and my van Gogh forbidding mr. Charles it's Charles yeah it is Charles listen what was the story their chance I and a group of people um hell gate crashed a party better I don't know when I was about 18 or 19 and I was arrested for unruly behavior likely to cause a beach of the peace section 5 of the Public Order Act 1936 and I was arraigned before the magistrate and a piece appeared in the local newspaper and the father of my then-girlfriend wrote me and said I forbid you to see or attempt to contact my daughter ever again that's like you know Bertie Wooster type of disgrace isn't it yes doctormick cars sorry yeah he got that really well there damn child usually thank you Charles can we can have the next quotation please Christ gave me my gold star for winning the three-legged race was it Richard miles Charles me or Mike Tyson mmm the three-legged race doesn't happen anymore does it because of the number of children who fell over and were killed when you tire two children together one of them's much fatter than the other one the inertia create and often drag the skinny one longueville seven or eight miles before the before fatty stops I think Richard and I don't know why I'm also thinking that you're dead a priest military a minister yeah you're not supposed to cross-examine Tyson isn't here to defend himself he'd been a free legged race you might toss imagine someone's in here with my key yeah your money was father yeah yeah oh my bad your feet off miles I think Marcus Cooper minutes of Italy just because I'm got a clue yeah can I get for miles yeah it is Myles Myles watch this brought was listen [Music] [Music] loud [Applause] hello and welcome to was it something I said the quotations show that Marvel's had all the remarkable things that people have said for instance Richard Branson once said I've made all the money i need to make but sadly it seems not all the public appearances on richard ayoade ease team tonight is actor and comedian miles jupp and with Micky Flanagan tonight is my reluctant life partner Robert Webb and here to read out our quotations is an actor who once said I'm a great warrior truly all the time worry worry worry still asking myself will I ever make it well if the question was on to a channel for panel show the answer is yes please welcome actor and star of Game of Thrones Charles dance so and one is called threesomes in this round we give both teams a series of quotations and ask them to work out which of three people said it if you want to play along at home you can do so on twitter by following at something i said or in an exciting breakthrough for interactive technology you can shout the answers at your TV screen we can hear you but we're very professional so we won't react this week's threesome is school days can we have the first quotation please Charles I tended to be scatterbrain if I was at school and saw a bird outside the window I wanted to follow it once I jumped off a roof thinking I could fly arc heavy [Applause] I don't really know who he is I know he's a very self-reflective man and this will like michel de montaigne um I don't really know who that is either I thought being scatterbrained interviewed scattered too much it's a sort of consequence of overwrapping isn't it I thought scat was a word for people who like to do sexual things with poo I see is on shaky ground with my michel de montaigne I want this show to be a place where those references and the references to sex with poo yeah live happily alongside each other I can tell you it's none of the people you've mentioned so far I'm gonna I'm gonna give you the threesome it might be so was it actor Sylvester Stallone author Ian Fleming or professor professor Stephen Hawking it's a bit mean of Ian Fleming to be threatened soon talking with a gun that's quite a day when the three of them agreed to be photographed together I don't think it's some Sylvester Stallone because it says school as we all know he didn't go to school he sprang fully formed from a block of solid rubber that's no way to talk about his mother I can give you a clue this person jumped off the roof using an umbrella as a parachute I think it's not Hawking because I've always mean he's quite scientific isn't he I think it I think is walking because he was thinking about the universe the whole time he's like black holes and everything he's basically a Time Lord and he's got a lot of stuff going through his mind and it's very difficult to expect him to concentrate on the formation of an oxbow lake and he might just you know he might have been a bit sketchy at school you think it happened during geography yes I think that's probably statistically it's probably likely that geography is the easiest lesson to get distracted in in that it combines being very boring with being very unimportant I think that's fair to say i don't think anyone can any of these men actually fly not unaided I mean who knows this wheelchair may be capable of now just cuz where the crow ends thinking I could fly but we don't know what the next sentence iam it could be I could and another clue is that this person was bullied at school ah Stallone you think it's Stallone yeah cuz this is what it's all about the bullying led to wish I can't wait to be multi wish I was wrong I went to that honey did you first blow day to blow you're going stiletto still out and richer than miles I think Ian Fleming is more likely we won't provide reasons you refuse to get very few reasons well the answer is Sylvester Stallone Mazzilli just jumped off the roof holding an umbrella as a sort of parachute [ __ ] what yeah do you know what you know what I'm a safety precaution he took he was wearing a superhero costume under his school uniform and you know what he was voted at junior high school most likely to end up in a montage no they weren't that sensible according to Stallone he said when I was in junior high school the teachers voted me the student most likely to end up in the electric chair only in America would that be a category okay Charles can we have our next rotation on the subject of school days please my attitude at the time an attitude of complete boredom and feeling that nothing was worth making an effort for so whose attitude was one of complete boredom was it Stallone Fleming or walking David can i point something out yeah it's that boredom doesn't have an e in which would make me think of Sylvester Stallone is that part of the quote or is that that that spelling is a correct quotation ok Stallone final this sort of sounds like a mission statement for tower hamlets council in that their crest took person that said this also said in the end I did learn to read but not until the fairly late age of eight I think it's in Fleming but i'm not i'm not prepared to share my thinking okay you've already [ __ ] you're talking out loud you shed final answer in Fleming find a lot well well finalized today I will say you are devaluing the words final answer each time I say it it is final answer yin Fleming its Fleming because because it's pompous and then an attitude of complete boredom he would have you know it's a little bit nick nick nick nick nick nick nick ya ya bum got out of his car you're both going Ian Fleming well the answer is professor Stephen Hawking [Music] don't boo the professor the glaring spelling mistakes in many of Stephen Hawking's quotes including the misspelling of Fordham are deliberate and aid pronunciation by his speech sympathizer and so that explains that so that's the end of the round and a quick look at the scores tells me that Mickey and Robert are in the lead now something Charles yeah you were in for your eyes only well yeah yes I was yes quite lap dancing club Southampton one is fence yeah when when you were in theorize it was an amazing fun to be in a Bond film or is it just like another job I have one line which the director wanted to cut and Roger Moore blessings you don't know you can't cut the line is very important loser I chose you hang on to the Lauren child it was entered for the rest of the film to restore my line I think and now Charles wants to say his lie all right how long remember your line yes get in [Applause] a little breaks if you can complete this quotation from Vegas entertainers Siegfried and Roy if you live with 58 lions and tigers then you will what tweet your answer to app something I said and we'll see you in a couple of minutes welcome back to was it something I said before the break we asked you to complete this quotation from Siegfried and Roy if you live with 58 lions and tigers then you will what wish you'd stop the three you spend a lot of time oh great [ __ ] teens it's difficult to go on holiday I'm off to you I'm telling ya house is free yep I'd love you to sit there on caps that have been putting some people off can you look after 58 Lines and tires regarding you'd probably ease them in wouldn't you say there is there is you are the first bit of it there is the odd lion / tiger on the property and I hope that won't be a problem yeah and again oh well man now I more I'm unusually alright with a couple of lines and tigers how many 58 did one of them try to eat one of them why me one of them got a little bit killed no not killed no just named I think mind yeah very very very bad okay well what secret and Roy actually said was if you live with 58 lions and tigers then you will always have a lot of [ __ ] in the house I think we can agree that that sentence is more regrettable than the mauling of roy by the way Roy claims that the tiger was not trying to attack him but rather drag him to safety by his neck as it would do a cub they could say you're living in a house with 58 lions and tigers it really doesn't matter whether they're on your side or not by the way you'll get sliced a [ __ ] [ __ ] they bring you a present you done they / you get blasted through them so chance in in the opening scene of Game of Thrones you just skinned a deer I did indeed were you taught how or did you just improvise I was taught huh and is there more than one way or is it not like a cat no there's really only one way that's right producers came to me two days before this is a new scene and they came and said um are you vegetarian Charles and I said no why and they gave me this scene and we did it yeah and are you a vegetarian now no I'm not and I was hoping they would give me our nice kind of leg of venison to take back I didn't even get a any year so continuing our theme of quotations the next round is called keywords we give our panelists a few key words from a famous quotation and ask them to work out the whole quote so basically you'll only get about one word in for a bit night listening to digital radio in Cornwall the team that gets nearest the actual wording scores the point now this is from a quotation by Martin Luther King jr. that's the first clue please could you give the key words Charles have and dream okay we all know he said I have a dream but what did he say after that I have a dream most nights every dream I've never remembered them yeah I know they're really weird I've never been I think there should be a thing you can do enough for when people start telling you their dreams you just go and what a slightly marred that occasion though wouldn't it to the mass of Iowa muffin don't i don't care if there's navigator I'm sure we can give you one more word Charles can we have another word from the speech please children children I have a dream I have a dream Cuban won't be allowed in the pub after six o'clock green they won't be allowed a long-haul flight push you for an answer each what you have to do is say your closest go each team and then the one that gets closest I'll give a point to and if you're both really close I can be both the point and if neither of you at all close I won't give either real point what the both getting a point neither getting a point that's essentially that doesn't matter yeah it's if one gets a point and the other doesn't that's when it gets and i don't think i'm using hyperbole when i say [ __ ] exciting I think Rob no it's something like and I have a dream that one day the black children and the white children of America will sit down and a classroom together and personal be judged not by the color of his skin but by the content of his character and then he said loads of other state he said loads of other thing before and after what's your pitch that yeah [Applause] with the addition of because this is the bit i remember is for children Claire thought all its managing to get a lot done and cope with the child care there's four children that's no picnic only four accountable yeah yeah yeah I think I'm tremendously impressed um Charles can you give us a full quotation please I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character I think I think basically you all worked as a team like Martin Luther King's for little children so I'm gonna give you all a point welcome the original copy of this speech is still in possession of a volunteer security guard who asked Martin Luther King jr. if he could have it saying I have a dream that one day this will be worth a lot of money time for another one this is from a quotation by Boris Johnson it's not well-known so I'm not expecting you to get it completely right but I'll award points for the team who gets closest Charles can we have two key words please semi naked and otters I mean obviously immediately someone of equivalent stature really important remark I'm sure I can tell you this quote is from last year any thoughts is that a sort of description of what's going on here he semi-naked and it is well are as guy it sounds oh sorry what that's what then um yupz I hid it is autos meaning hot hot hot I'm gonna get semi naked man as hot as that it's the quote I like to get semi naked in front of otters because weasels are easily embarrassed well are you not in the right area it it's not a stripping in front of otters awesome gripping because he was after I thought I'm not comfortable with that come in handy one day David you know when you're walking along the hood what's in here some wendys come up you just go take then we lose off man it's hot as in it called the hood because hoodies live there yeah no it isn't no hoodie comes from the clothes where's hood comes from the last syllable of neighborhood you're lying to me [Applause] clue Charles can we have one more word of the Boris Johnson piece of rhetoric please horse I think it's some o'clock he's gone though London's gonna be full of people semi naked they'll be swimming like otters doing riding horses [Music] [Applause] that's Leslie but you look tremendously like it I do is this the thing that he said in the Olympics about seeing volleyball players from his window and saying they were gleaming like semi-naked otters and by the way i'm on a horse horse horse what's that called that square horse guards parade horse garba thank you guys very generous horse garber you're very close I'm going to ask Richard team to have a bash at the exact wording first right currently out on horse guards parade you can see semi-naked volleyball players gleaming like otters or something wet daughters wait I remember that word wet being particularly grip what's your pitch from the horse guards parade you can see so many naked volleyball players playing volleyball a volleyball like glistening cutters well Charles what's the correct quotation as I write these words there are semi naked women playing beach volleyball in the middle of the horse guards parade they are glistening like wet otters very good answers both teams but i think i'm going to give it to richer than miles for getting the right disgusting otter adjective

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Published: Mon Dec 12 2016