Was It Something I Said S01E02 (HD UNCUT)

[Music] [Applause] hello and welcome to was it something I said the panel show that celebrates the world of quotations and you can quote me on that German philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche once said we should consider every day lost in which we have not danced at least once by which reckoning I have lost 13 thousand nine hundred and forty-one days out of a possible 30 thousand nine hundred and forty eight on Richard Ayoade ease team is comedian Ed Byrne and with Micky Flanagan tonight his sports broadcaster Gabby Logan read out our quotations is someone who once said that the worst thing you can be is skint and famous well that's after being skin tanned having Ebola sir and star of Quadrophenia Phil Daniels so you have experiences of being skint and famous I do I used to queue up at the job centre after I've sort of done quite a lot of work and stand there in the queue with everybody else and people that give me your autograph mate and you're really good in that and it was quite bit embarrassing you know are you sure as autograph hunters you know you do have to sign on the guy you know in a tie will be behind today yes Gabby what's your favorite quotation one is just sprung to mind actually which is subliminally quite a feminist quote by ginger rogers who said women do everything that men do except backwards in high heels referring to dancing of course yes and actually I think without getting too deep that's kind of life isn't it women do everything that men do but backwards in high heels I thought ladies go on about how much greater sleep inside they just sold you on you think maybe it's the fact that they keep doing everything backwards in high heels is why they don't get paid as much as men some things are supposed to be done forward it's very rare that someone says as a compliment that your boss would say you've done this all backwards what about very wary can you moonwalk in high heels I think if you've made your sales yes well our opening round is called threesomes our panelists have to guess which of three famous people said a particular quotation and you can play along at home by following at something I said on Twitter to unlock some extra clips this week's threesomes theme is fashion and can we have the first quotation please Phil I don't believe in fad clothing there are so many fads in fashion and they're here today and gone tomorrow who said it was it superstar pianist Liberace fashion designer Vivienne Westwood or TV presenter null Edmonds no lessons you think no lemons I think it has to be because I can imagine him saying doing that around the word bad it is clearly in inverted commas yeah Liberace's fan one fashion you found that look and he never changed it did he they never camped it up or anything exactly he's leaning quite casually for a silver dressed quite so extravagantly don't you think extravagantly yeah I'll do stress I did there estrella mentally looks like he's he's got a job on the shopping channel and he's thought aside there's only 15 of these left and you're a person now haha what side it don't run out there I'm not gay what what are you doing now Michael targus has got nothing on you that you like to good libera back yeah I'm gonna see the little bit but used to go hi [Applause] only an 80s DJ would use the word fat and thats edmonds to your sure it Edmund I think it's vivienne westwood do you know what Vivienne Westwood says about being a fashion designer she says I didn't want to be a fashion designer at all for 15 years I hated fashion well she's [ __ ] up hasn't she talked about people they essentially gets steamroller into jobs they didn't want to do but you don't think you don't imagine fashion designer as one of those jobs before I knew it I was just designing complex patterns manufacturing them and making models wear them I don't know how it happened here it's cleaning the toilet channel and gentlemen come said you should be in fashion now yeah I've got to get these skid marks out that's a good person for the biopic that's thick heavy Queen what are you doing cleaning that toilet oh I just loves kids but you're doing it in such an elegant ball gown I know this toilet not gonna clean itself I'm interested to note that vivienne westwood clearly bought Margaret Thatcher's scalp at all vivienne westwood used to have a shop on the kingsroad with Malcolm McLaren and in 1975 Johnny Rotten auditioned to be lead singer of The Sex Pistols there didn't Johnny Rotten also audition for your role in Quadrophenia Phil I think he did physically I think he might have done buddy they couldn't ensure him he didn't guess it I think he might have done that would have been mad what he would have played the role if they've got the insurance I mean maybe it's apocryphal but yeah I hear that how did your audition for it come up um I was smoking to join in a Zulu mud heart and I got a phone call saying come over to her England and were you action in a Zulu motors or was it just really good gear you were smoking yeah really in a mud hut yeah were you in Zulu no I was in Zulu dawn the prequel to Zulu wow that's yeah we got beat and that one Zulus win if you'd won against the Zulus in Zulu dawn they'd have to then reshoot Zulu as just a normal day so we need an answer who said this okay let's have Vivienne Westwood's but I think it's in and what's your answer Becca and told you buy back a she vivienne westwood well the answer is Liberace well problem did Liberace say he had with his outfits they were obviously too heavy so did he get some kind of chafing I mean that's that's one of the most disgusting there's no doubt that Liberace had some sort of chafing you did he used to get abused from white van drivers they went past Liberace shot you like that I mean I don't think he put himself in a position where too many white vans could drive fast and that's a okay what am I in Vegas Ryan it what am I Vegas why does Liberace walk to work he said he said about his outfit I have to keep topping myself each time years ago I could put on a colorful jacket in the world would scream now I have to go for shock value of course Liberace never came out of the closet in his lifetime I'm not surprised he was probably snagged on a diamond-encrusted jumpsuit bill can we have our next rotation on the subject of fashion please you don't become a fashion icon without having your own very clear view of what is fashion is one of the same three could be no lemons could be Vivienne Westwood could be Liberace and most people in fashion or a bit thick and I yeah shake and shout out well you're looking good today Darlene are you looking booty though by thick and shallow do you mean forest it wouldn't be even vaguely humorous if vivienne westwood said it was no no but maybe it's not vaguely humor it might not be and Liberace would be I don't cleverer more interesting you think liver I shall be cleverer than that I just think it would be more interesting no labels could easily upset us cuz no lemons says anything while he's trying to fill time on dealer no do I think I need collection of words you could think to put together at some point they've fallen out of his beardy pie hole this is trying to make opening boxes interesting the game is when you record it you've got to just watch it on sky+ so you don't have to listen to no lemons at all just get the boxes opening all the time 40 seconds to watch T episodes a deal on oh dear I'm gonna watch them an hour geely a clue two out of three of them have put their name to a clothing range fixative carrycot be no LED ms because he found a fashion back about 30 years ago and he thought that's it I'm done I'm not lying about that anymore that's Len yeah choose a point in their life and that's it what Richard says is interesting because I know that Mickey was a fred perry man in the 80s and you had a harrington jacket i did have a Harrington Jack I know that from what you're wearing tonight Thanks I think it's Edmund because he is incredibly more deluded than all of those other people and also you know he has a helicopter and so he apparently collects his supermarket shop in the helicopter it's very easy um I just call them up out now before I get in a helicopter they clear the car park for me i'll just do it go out pick up the food come back in i don't know why everyone doesn't do it I'm not thinking about it vivienne westwood does have a weird style and we had patter doesn't she she looks like she possibly could smell of we it's two very different sort of analysis in-depth analysis of syntax and then adjust an insult to an elderly person so what's your answer vivienne westwood maybe much yeah and what's your ass I don't know that you'll say male edmonds well the answer is no redness this was his response in an interview in 2006 when asked about his fashion during his time presenting Saturday morning kids show multicolored swap shop who didn't know give a makeover too recently in real human no not a real human his car close your warm his helicopter no he gave a make over to Candice the mannequin null drives a black cab with a fully clothed mannequin called Candis sitting in the back to stop people from trying to paint Candace's new look includes a fur coat a big hat and a change in hair color from blonde to brunette yeah there is no way no lemons doesn't talk to Candace when he is driving in that cab and he's got her in the back that he doesn't occasionally go that was a good episode of deal or no deal today was not you know oh is it building up here a catalogue of eccentric behavior which normally makes so many more interesting and it just makes him less interesting and less desirable I think even though less desirable aight i see that man without getting an erection what's the or No Deal i don't have the blood supply neither of those quotations was from vivienne westwood who says i always design for a parallel universe ah that would be the one in which i buy her clothes then this is the one with the frozen over hell so that's the end of the round and I can tell you that it is a draw over the break see if you can complete this quotation from Albert Einstein and a quote from 1950 the same year he published on the generalized theory of gravitation but then you knew that already if a is a success in life then a equals x plus y plus Z work is X Y is play and Z is what if the computer room in your house is free why not use it to tweet your answer to at something I said and we'll see you after the break was it something I said before the break we asked you to complete this quotation from Albert Einstein if a is a success in life then a equals x plus y plus Z work is X Y is play and Z is what was he quite randy and not when i met him it's quite notoriously up for it so I'm just wondering whether Zed is set no it's very surprising oh is it answered is boom it's the opposite ah serenity Buddhism bit ly yes you're getting cannot not in contentment no the opposite of Boo is so certainty is because boo is a surprise and certainty is not i wouldn't say certainties the opposite of boot no but what there is not as yet there hasn't been a defined opposite of boo well this is my hear my pitch for the opposite the zoo will be in the other you will know when Phil gives the answer what I have we were admittedly on the houfe defined as the opposite of food and I think I already think I'm wrong unless it sorry excuse me that's the opposite dude I would say I know now I you're not going to agree with my definition of the opposite of boo so but filled please give the answer if I is a success in life then i equals x plus y plus said work is X Y is play and Z is keeping your mouth shut there will be prison yeah dad being a bird to your time the theory of relativity when you get out bang you Asha is the opposite to any word not just boo so that is absolutely not the opposite of boo no but you do what I was thinking you creep up behind someone and go [Applause] look I I saw this coming I don't really stand by I guess I was sincerely trying hell why was Einstein a worry to his parents as a child I think they thought he was slow school or something like that they did think he was very slow to the extent he didn't really speak in full sentences until he was 9 and at last at the supper table one night he broke his silence to say the soup is too hot greatly relieved his parents asked him why he'd never said a word before Einstein replied because up to now everything was in order but they did you repair and how could you not resist if your child gets and him for nine years and suddenly when the soup is cold not so that out well if we may have to thank the fact that Einsteins parents had no sense of humor for the general theory of relativity in 1999 Stein married his cousin Elsa which actually breaks another law of relativity the next round is called keywords we've taken a famous quotation and ripped two keywords out of it leaving it lying bloodied and bleeding on the floor all the panel have to do is accurately work out what the original quote said it's sort of CSI quotations here's a projection from one of Winston Churchill's speeches in 1940 you should know it as it rather famous so I'll award points to the team that gets closest to the exact wording as your first clue Phil can we have two key words please beaches and field now that's got a ring a few bells everyone thinks they know this but let's see how close you can get to the actual quote was it um my favorite Bette Midler film his beaches I wish she'd do something with Sally Fields excited to do with warm in it cuz he liked to fight the fella didn't he like to fight yeah he wanted to carry on into Russia at the end of the war and they that's why they got rid of him it wasn't why they got rid of him they got rid of him cuz he lost a general election it was a general election where he wasn't standing on a lesson hey Josh oh okay oh we quite ballsy the new tory manifesto had enough of war oh you have it I used to sleep did me for about 4 3-4 hours during the day and eight at night late nights and then maps when he drank a lot during the day honey drank a lot he had black dog he did have black dog yeah black dog was it's what he depression will call this depression isn't it yeah depression it was an alcoholic and he slept a lot during the day hmm sounds like me so let's have another I'll give you another clue Oh a word that you might not definitely know is in this quote but you might what's the third word please fill Hills yeah this is alluding to that speech where he made and he was trying to boy up the country about sandwich well fight them here will pass him in the front room will fight them in the kitchen and down the Bob what are we gonna stop fire them I don't know we gonna get going it will fight them on the beaches will fight them in the fields not so much the hills if they're in the hills we'll wait till they come down the hill and will fight on the flat bit next the ice cream then do you want the exact wording we what the closest to the exact wart wording will get the much prized point is it we will fight them on the beaches we revoke them in the fields and on the hills we will never surrender niki and gabi you have a go well fighting or fight them on protect you even that's enemy will fight them on the beaches will fight them on the fields will fight them on the hills that's our difference is we're gonna say we'll fight in three times yeah anymore and i'll see you afterward great britain will never surrender great britain will never surrender right Phil can we have the exact words we shall fight on the beaches we shall fight on the landing grounds we shall fight in the fields and in the streets we shall fight in the Hills we shall never surrender i jus to say parklife at the end of our anyway now that you all thought it was we shall fight back then it's just it's just we shall fight he didn't specify I think it was assumed he meant the Germans and he went beaches no none of you got landing grounds so I don't know I don't know whose ghost is that I'm the only one not from this country and you were bloody neutral thanks very much didn't help kill Hitler at all well I think I think you both teams were close I'm gonna give you a point each there you go this keeps of churches we voted the greatest moment in radio history earlier this year why should it not have been well have you heard bruno brooks be on television as opposed to radio it wasn't on television it wasn't on radio it wasn't on radio that's absolutely right sony and the radio academy voted this speech the greater lived in radio history despite the fact that during the war Churchill never recorded or broadcast this speech quotes from it were cited by newsreader when at the same time as the speech but it was never recorded or broadcast till after the war so bit late Churchill was famously witty but some of his quotes are apocryphal his a story that tells a church responding to news the Lord privy seal who'd earlier disrespected in Parliament wanted to see him with the words tell the Lord privy seal that I'm sealed in the Privy and can only deal with one [ __ ] at a time time for another one this is a quotation from actor and Hellraiser Charlie Sheen after one of his many trips to rehab it's not well known so this time I'll award the point to whichever team gets nearest to it as your first clue Phil can we have two key words please tranquilizers and bourbon is that how I get for a parents evening I should say that we don't know it's bourbon it could be ball bong gonna be referring to the biscuit or or the French royal house anything i found that matches the soothing balm of tranquilizers injected directly into my neck it's a cup of tea we also leave open the possibility that he's referring to the whiskey well let's have a third keyword to see whether it pushes us biscuit woods or whiskey woods or and I'm alone on this one I know fragrance royal houses well joints joints that doesn't mean build helpful minor just helping you out on your sort of you know he and I'm helping my own yeah I was given out on trick and treat nah maybe that's his Accardo shopping list just the one they found every week is it what are you thinking what are you thinking of opening a chain of tranquilizer bourbon joints he kept going on at the time about how much he was abusing himself and sandy was still winning so I think it might be the list of things he still said he was doing and then I'm so then he was saying at the end but I'm still winning now this is a time he's just gone through a period of rehab when he says this that doesn't narrow down that time no but it was really nice but it may give you a clue as to his attitude the ant itude with which he said it he said we have really worked for me I just get through the day now with tranquilizers bourbon and a few joints I mean along those lines what are you reckon I think he probably used the word clean yeah clean you think I'm now unclean all I take tranquilizers balban and joints okay well can we have the full quotation please fail there was a time when I couldn't leave the house until I smoke three joints taken tranquilizers and drunk a bottle of bourbon I don't think any of you deserve any points so why does Sheen believe he's impervious to the dangers of addiction because he has tiger blood in his veins yes you're absolutely right he said I probably took more than anybody could survive I was banging 7 graham rocks and finishing them because that's how I roll because I have one speed one gear I'm different I have a different Constitution I have a different brain have a different heart I got tiger blood man dying's for fools dying's for amateurs and I commend this budget to the house so that's the end of the round and looking at the scores I can see that once again the teams are tied Hogan about see if you can complete this quotation from Richard Madeley from the TV show Richard and Judy when we first got together one of the things me and Judy had in common was what tweaked your answer to act something I said and we'll see you in a couple of minutes who was it something I said before the break we asked you to complete this quotation from Richard Madeley when we first got together one of the things me and Judy had in common was what any thoughts panel was a love of Richard Madeley I think that's definitely true but he didn't have the self-knowledge to express it ah I lost for life and unbearable lightness of being and a love of beauty in nature that's a very made liest quote that with it no no other than one thing as well love it live it's no it's a small it's a small we have one of your clues yes party popper it's the opposite of that it's a it's a small nerdy thing a love of trains no I love of the Third Reich and water so nearly achieved is it like a love of stationary or something like something in our office it's an abstract thing it's not a thing you can hold you can't touch numbers is there anything to do with numbers not numbers it's but it was it was it up on the opposite what's the opposite of numbers Deuteronomy no it's coast two letters books crosswords know the alphabet what actuation grammar grammar more specific full stops Colin's dashes you're all of this bracket ultracaan of the big ones barely eight o'clock top-selling capitals exclamation marks I can't believe you haven't said the one punctuation mark it is hyphens quantitation marks these marks Oh flashes or underscores come on foster feet we have the fault okay something when we first got together one of the things me and Judy had in common was a passion for the correct use of the apostrophe hornstock yes our next round is was it something I said in which each team has to work out who said the following quotations it'll be from someone on the show tonight or from our virtual guest Jeremy Kyle so is it something Jeremy Kyle could have said or is it a quote not designed to so misery amongst confused dysfunctional families so first up is Richards team who said the following was it Mickey Gaby fill me or Jeremy Kyle probably my clearest memory from childhood is my dad sitting in his overalls having a cup of tea with a newspaper under his ass to protect the chair it does sound a bit like something Jeremy Kyle might say in a sort of you know this is a this road from Silla try to stab his badge of working class on himself or could it did this it off the chav baiting that either don't jizz in my quarters why does he need to protect this chair presumably a chair is harder than the news but I don't see hey you know work Richard work you know thing where people get dirty I'm sorry that was that is all kind of [ __ ] you yeah but that's all I heard yeah Jeremy turn you think Jeremy Kyle well the answer is Phil Daniels Phil you you can explain to Richard well like my dad was a High Court judge and no it used to wear overalls well he was a caretaker it so block of flats so there wouldn't be I think the key thing is Richard there will be something on the other look I misread the quote I got it wrong and yes I should be punished I must pay for my bringing yeah with my fabulously wealthy nigerian father norwegian eres he marries on his rounds as a TV repairman feel can we have the next rotation p I've not worn underwear for 20 years so he said that was it Mickey Gabi fill me or jeremy kyle it could be something that Jeremy Carter said back someone just when you know they said I'm really struggling I've got two kids I can't pay my rent oh well I'm not worn underwear between years do you think it's kyle it could be Kyle or Daniels I mean good I mean it's David oh I really think if it we've done you think it's Davis true I don't think David would say it I think it's a sort of fact you would have the dignity to keep concealed about himself no I think it's when those boasts that you know I don't like music I don't like sport and I haven't wonder where for twins [Applause] sounds so rich and bhumi in my head although Flanagan's got a bit of a strut I have to wear underwear don't you worry i heard flanagan just needs a rope harness this has to be it just to be kind of winched up his back I think I think it's pile yeah you think it's kyle i think that your answer gonna go with Jeremy Kyle well the answer is Jeremy Kyle well done next up it's Nicky's teeth who said the following was it Richard ed to fill me or Jeremy Kyle I'm not to prior to self google every so often I can't imagine richard saying that too self-assured and confident he wouldn't have to check anything really south and possibly a dog positively mr. Kyle the reps I really don't like the fact that I'm without even a choice I don't like the fact that you people are gagging on it was either Ed Byrne or jeremy kyle do something with kyle is it so many Jeremy Kyle Kyle things in your life I'm not it is it Richard because it's ironic I'm not too proud yeah google city before we press good yeah we're gonna we're gonna go for a bit of a wild card here and we think it may be Richard ah well the answer is me everything you said about the internet have you never googled yourself no no I'm too busy masturbating like a normal man masturbating over your own name yeah coach can we have the next quotation please I have a photographic memory in an argument our site I know you don't really think that because three years ago you said the complete opposite who you ain't said that the hard the richer dead filmy or Jerry Kyle this is the sort of thing that David he would remember every day we know he likes talking about opposites yeah yeah I think it I don't think if we fail possibly edge could you say it just say it I have I have a photographic memory in an argument I'll say I know you don't really think that because three years ago you said the complete opposite hmm it's not his yeah hello Queen listen no I think it's our David or Richard but then I can't see Jeremy Carla call and see if he can say now I think this is kyle cuz that's easy argues for living doing let's go yes to come back three years on an acre he goes I know you don't mean that was three years ago you said you were gonna give up heroin and then you're back on the heroin I'm you're doing it in the morning that's not good enough so your answer is let's go Kyle well the correct answer is Eddie just identity totally stilted like I've never even seen this quote before so I think that said the complete opposite is a very edge burn sort of turnip brave but you deliberately didn't say didn't give it beams yeah he didn't land on opposite like you would extravagant well I'm afraid that's all we've got time for and a quick look at the scores tells me this week's winners are richer than dead we saw history and we need you with the words of novelist John Galsworthy the beginnings and endings of all human undertakings are untidy and so with that in mind it's only lest that I don't it that this won't be the next the what other one will be but this is finished and so by David was probably trying to say that there's more on sunday at five past ten what he hadn't mentioned was that's followed by a brand new series Matt berry is toast of London on stage at ten-forty next tonight find out what's on the goggle box [Music] the back to stop people from trying to candice's new look includes a fur coat a big hat and a change in hair color from blonde to brunette yeah there is no way no lemons doesn't talk to Candace when he is driving in that cab and he's got her in the back that he doesn't occasionally go that was a good episode of dealer no deal today wasn't you know all is it building up here a catalogue of eccentric behavior which normally make some money more interesting and it just makes him less interesting and less desirable as it even less desirable I'd I see that man without getting an erection what's the or No Deal i don't have the blood supply neither of those quotations was from Vivienne Westwood who says I always designed for a parallel universe ah that would be the one in which i buy her clothes then the one with the frozen over hell so that's the end of the round and I can tell you that it is a draw over the break see if you can complete this quotation from Albert Einstein and a quote from 1950 the same year he published on the generalized theory of gravitation but then you knew that already if a is a success in life then a equals x plus y plus Z work is X Y is play and Z is what if the computer room in your house is free why not use it to tweet your answer to at something I said and we'll see you after the break yogi something I said before the break we asked you to complete this quotation from Albert Einstein if a is a success in life then a equals x plus y plus Z work is X Y is play and Z is what was he quite randy and not when i met him it's quite notoriously up for it so I'm just wondering whether Zed is set no it's very surprising but with it and it is boom it's the opposite ah serenity Buddhism bit ly yes you're getting cannot not in contentment no oxy boom it so certainty is this boo is a surprise and certainty is not i wouldn't say certainties the opposite of boot no but there is not as yet there hasn't been a defined opposite of boo well this is my hear my pitch for the opposite of the zoo will be in the other you will know when Phil gives the answer what I have we're admittedly on the houfe defined as the opposite of food and I think I already think I'm wrong unless it's me sorry excuse me that's the opposite food I would say now my you're not going to agree with my definition of the opposite of boo so but Phil please give the answer if I is a success in life then i equals x plus y plus said work is X Y is play and Z is keeping your mouth shut where was he prison yeah damn baby bird to your time your theory of relativity when you get bad natasha is the opposite to any word not just boo so that is absolutely not the opposite of boo yeah when you do what I was thinking you creep up behind someone and go [Applause] look I saw this coming I don't really stand by I can tell I was sincerely trying hell why was Einstein a worry to his parents as a child I think they thought he was slow school or something like that they did think he was very slow to the extent he didn't really speak in full sentences until he was 9 and at last at the supper table one night he broke his silence to say the soup is too hot greatly relieved his parents asked him why I'd never said a word before Einstein replied because up to now everything was in order but they did you repair it how could you not resist if your child didn't say anything for nine years and suddenly when the soup is cold not so shut out well if we may have to thank the fact that Einsteins parents had no sense of humor for the general theory of relativity in 1999 Stein married his cousin Elsa which actually breaks another law of relativity the next round is called keywords we've taken a famous quotation and ripped two keywords out of it leaving it lying bloodied and bleeding on the floor all the panel have to do is accurately work out what the original quote said it's sort of CSI quotations here's a prediction from one of Winston Churchill's speeches in 1940 you should know it as it rather famous so I'll award points to the team that gets closest to the exact wording as your first clue Phil can we have two key words please beaches and field now that's got a ring a few bells everyone thinks they know this but let's see how close you can get to the actual quote was it um my favorite Bette Midler film his beaches I wish she'd do something with Sally Fields excited to do with warm in it cuz he liked to fight the fella didn't know this is a time he's just gone through a period of rehab when he says this that doesn't narrow down that time nobody would protect me but it may give you a clue as to his attitude the attitude with which he said it he said we have really worked for me I just get through the day now with tranquilizers bourbon and a few joints I mean I long-nosed Lance what are you reckon I think he probably used the word clean yeah clean you think I now unclean all I take to tranquilizers bourbon and joints ok well can we have the full quotation please fill there was a time when I couldn't leave the house until I smoked three joints taken tranquilizers and drunk a bottle of bourbon I don't think any of you deserve any points so why does Sheen believe he's impervious to the dangers of addiction because he has tiger blood in his veins yes you're absolutely right he said I probably took more than anybody could survive I was banging 7 graham rocks and finishing them because that's how I roll because I have one speed one gear I'm different I have a different Constitution I have a different brain have a different heart I got tiger blood man dying's for fools dying's for amateurs and I commend this budget to the house so that's the end of the round and looking at the scores I can see that once again the teams are tied over the break see if you can complete this quotation from Richard Madeley from the TV show Richard and Judy when we first got together one of the things me and Judy had in common was what tweaked your answer to act something I said and we'll see you in a couple of minutes who was it something I said before the break we asked you to complete this quotation from Richard Madeley when we first got together one of the things me and Judy had in common was what any thoughts panel was a love of Richard Madeley I think that's definitely true but he didn't have the self-knowledge to express it ah I lost for life and unbearable lightness of being and a love of beauty in nature that's a very madeley s quote that would be no no other than one thing as well love it because it's no it's a small it's a small we have one of your clues yes haha it's the opposite of that it's a it's a small nerdy thing a love of trains no I loved the Third Reich and water so nearly achieved is it like a love of stationary or something like something in her office it's an abstract thing it's not a thing you can hold you can't touch numbers you don't use with numbers not numbers it's but it was it was it up on the opposite what's the opposite of numbers Deuteronomy it's close to letters books crosswords know the alphabet what actuation grammar grammar more specific full stops Colin's dashes you're all of this bracket dr. Connors the big ones failure to call stops capitals exclamation marks I can't believe you haven't said the one punctuation mark it is hyphens quotation marks these marks Oh flashes underscores yes when we have the full relocation fee when we first got together one of the things me and Judy had in common was a passion for the correct use of the apostrophe hornstock yes our next round is was it something I said in which each team has to work out who said the following quotations it'll be from someone on the show tonight or from our virtual guest Jeremy Kyle so is it something Jeremy Kyle could have said or is it a quote not designed to so misery amongst confused dysfunctional families so first up is Richards team who said the following was it Mickey Gaby fill me or Jeremy Kyle probably my clearest memory from childhood is my dad sitting in his overalls having a cup of tea with a newspaper under his ass to protect the chair it does sound a bit like something Jeremy Kyle might say in a sort of you know this is oh it's ro i'm from Silla try to stab his badge of working class on himself Oh kid it deep this it off the chav baiting nutty tho my thought is why does he need to protect this chair presumably a chair is harder than the news but I don't see hey you know work Richard work you know anywhere people get dirty I'm sorry that was that is all kind of [ __ ] hey happen that's all I heard yeah Jeremy turn you think Jeremy Kyle well the answer is Phil Daniels failure you can explain to Richard well my dad was a High Court judge and no used to wear overalls but he was a caretaker it's o clock of flats so there won't be I think the key thing is Richard there would be something on the others look I misread the quote I got it wrong and yes I should be punished I must pay am i bringing yeah with my fabulously wealthy nigerian father norwegian eres he married he liked to fight you know he wanted to carry on into Russia at the end of the war and they that's why they got rid of him it wasn't why they got rid of him they got rid of him cuz he lost a general it was a general election where he wasn't standing on a lesson feature ok I'll be quite ballsy the new tory manifesto had enough of war no you have it I used to sleep did me for about 4 3-4 hours joined the day and ate at night late nights and then maps when he drank a lot during the day honey drank a lot he had black dog he did have black dog yeah black dog was it's what he depression will call this depression doesn't it yeah depression it was an alcoholic and he slept a lot during the day hmm sounds like me so let's have another I'll give you another clue Oh a word that you might not definitely know is in this quote but you might what's the third word please fill Hills yeah this is alluding to that speech where he made and he was trying to boy up the country about saying we will fight them here will pass him in the front room will fight them in the kitchen driving down the pub what are we gonna stop fine if I don't know you're gonna get going it will fight them on the beaches will fight them in the fields not so much the hills if they're in the hills we'll wait till they come down the hill and will fight on the flat bit next the ice cream then do you want the exact wording we what the closest to the exact warp wording will get the much prized point is it we will fight them on the beaches we will fight them in the fields and on the hills we will never surrender Mickey and Gabby you have a go well fighting or fight them on protector even that's enemy will fight them on the beaches will fight them on the fields will fight them on the hills that's our difference is we're gonna say we'll fight in three times yeah anymore and I'll see you afterward Great Britain will never surrender Great Britain will never surrender right Phil can we have the exact words we shall fight on the beaches we shall fight on the landing grounds we shall fight in the fields and in the streets we shall fight in the Hills we shall never surrender due to say parklife at the end of now that you all thought it was we shall fight back there is just it's just we shall fight he didn't specify I think was assumed he meant the Germans and he went beaches nope none of you got landing grounds so I don't know I don't know whose ghost is that I'm the only one not from this country and you were bloody neutral thanks very much didn't help kill Hitler at all well I think I think you both teams were close I'm gonna give you a point each there you go this keeps up churches we voted the greatest moment in radio history earlier this year why should it not have been well have you heard bruno brooks on television as opposed to radio it wasn't on television wasn't on radio it wasn't on radio that's absolutely right sony and the radio academy voted this speech the Greater London radio history despite the fact that during the war Churchill never recorded or broadcast this speech quotes from it were cited by newsreader when at the same time as a speech but it was never recorded or broadcast till after the war so bit late Churchill was famously witty but some of his quotes are apocryphal his a story that tells a church responding to use the Lord privy seal who would earlier disrespected in Parliament wanted to see him with the words tell the Lord privy seal that I'm sealed in the Privy and can only deal with one [ __ ] at a time time for another one this is a quotation from actor and Hellraiser Charlie Sheen after one of his many trips to rehab it's not well known so this time I'll award the point to whichever team gets nearest to it as your first clue Phil can we have two key words please tranquilizers and bourbon is that how I get for a parents evening I should say that we don't know it's bourbon it could be Borbon could be referring to the biscuit odds or the french royal house anything i found that matches the soothing balm of tranquilizers injected directly into my neck is a cup of tea we also leave open the possibility that he's referring to the whiskey well let's have the third key word to see whether it pushes us biscuit woods or whiskey woods or and I'm alone on this one I know fragrance royal house words well joints joints it doesn't mean bills helpful minor just helping you out on your sort of you know be and I'm helping like yeah yeah I was given out on trick and treat not maybe that's his Accardo shopping list just the one they've had every week is it what are you thinking what are you thinking of opening a chain of tranquilizer bourbon joints he kept going on at the time about how much he was abusing himself and saying he was still winning so I think it might be the list of things he still said he was doing and then and so then he was San at the end but I'm still winning [Music] [Applause] hello and welcome to was it something I said the panel show that celebrates the world of quotations and you can quote me on that German philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche once said we should consider every day lost in which we have not danced at least once by which reckoning I have lost 13 thousand nine hundred and forty-one days out of a possible of thirty thousand nine hundred and forty eight on Richard Ayoade ease team is comedian Ed Byrne and with Micky Flanagan tonight is sports broadcaster Gabby Logan read out our quotations is someone who once said that the worst thing you can be is skint and famous well that's after being skin tanned having Ebola sir and star of Quadrophenia Phil Daniels so do you have experiences of being skint and famous I do I used to queue up at the job centre after I've sort of done quite a lot of work and stand there in the queue with everybody else and people that go give me your autograph mate and you're really good in that and it was quite bit embarrassing you know are you sure whose autograph hunters you know you'd have to sign on it was a guy you know in a tie will be behind today yes Gaby what's your favorite quotation one is just sprung to mind actually which is subliminally quite a feminist quote by ginger rogers who said women do everything that men do except backwards in high heels referring to dancing of course yes and actually I think without getting too deep that's kind of life isn't it women do everything that men do but backwards in high heels I come on ladies go on about how much greater sleep inside they just sold you on you think maybe it's the fact that they keep doing everything backwards in high heels is why they don't get paid as much as men these other things are supposed to be done forward it's very rare that someone says as a compliment that your boss would say you've done this all backwards what about learning where can you moonwalk in high heels I think if you've made your sales yes well our opening round is called threesomes our panelists have to guess which of three famous people said a particular quotation and you can play along at home by following at something I said on Twitter to unlock some extra clips this week's threesomes theme is fashion and can we have the first quotation please Phil I don't believe in fad clothing there are so many fads in fashion and they're here today and gone tomorrow who said it was it superstar pianist Liberace fashion designer Vivienne Westwood or TV presenter null Edmonds no weapons you think no lemons I think it has to be because I can imagine him saying doing that round the word about it is clearly in inverted commas yeah Liberace's fair one fashion you found that look and he never changed it did he they never camped it up or anything exactly he's leaning quite casually for silver dressed quite so extravagantly don't you think extravagantly yeah I'll do stretch I did exactly looks like he's he's got a job on their shopping channel and he sort of said there's only 15 of these left and you're a person now haha what is I don't learn out there I'm not gay what what are you doing now Michael Douglas has got nothing on you guys you should take a different path yeah I don't see the little bit been used to go [Applause] only an 80s DJ would use the word fat and thats edmonds to your sure it Edmund I think it's vivienne westwood do you know what Vivienne Westwood says about being a fashion designer she says I didn't want to be a fashion designer at all for 15 years I hated fashion well she's [ __ ] up hasn't she talked about people they essentially gets steamrollered into jobs they didn't want to do but you don't think you don't imagine fashion designer as one of those jobs before I knew it I was just designing complex patterns manufacturing them and making models wear them I don't know how it happened now it's cleaning the toilets and the plenum uncommon said you should be in fashion now yeah I'll get these skid marks out that's a good first scene for the biopic that's all right maybe I mean what are you doing cleaning that toilet oh I just loves kids oh you're doing it in such an elegant ball gown I know this toilet still gonna clean itself I'm interested to note that vivienne westwood clearly bought Margaret Thatcher's scalper door vivienne westwood used to have a shop on the kingsroad with Malcolm McLaren and in 1975 Johnny Rotten auditioned to be lead singer of The Sex Pistols there didn't Johnny Rotten also audition for your role in Quadrophenia Phil I think he did did he I think he might have done buddy they couldn't ensure him he didn't get it I think he might have done that would have been mad what he would have played the role if they've got the insurance I mean maybe it's papa for but yeah I hear that how did your audition for it come up um I was smoking to join in a Zulu mud heart and I've got a phone call saying come over to her England and were you action in a Zulu motos it was it just really good gear you were smoking yeah really in a mud hut yeah were you in Zulu no I was in Zulu dawn the prequel to Zulu wow that's yeah we got beat and that were to lose win if you'd won against the Zulus in Zulu dawn they'd have to then reshoot Zulu as just a normal day so we need an answer who said this okay let's have vivienne westwood but I think it said what's your answer Becca Antonia Baraka crunchy vivienne westwood well the answer is Liberace problem did Liberace say he had with his outfits they were obviously too heavy so did he get some kind of chafing I mean that's that's one of the most disgusting there's no doubt that Liberace had some sort of chafing you did he used to get abuse from white van drivers they went past Liberace shot you like there I mean I don't think he put himself in a position where too many white vans could drive fast unless a okay what am I in Vegas Ryan what I've agus why does Liberace walk to work he said he said about his outfit I have to keep topping myself each time years ago I could put on a colorful jacket in the world would scream now I have to go for shock value of course Liberace never came out of the closet in his lifetime I'm not surprised he was probably snagged on a diamond-encrusted jumpsuit bill can we have our next rotation on the subject of fashion please you don't become a fashion icon without having your own very clear view of what is fashion it's one of the same three could be no lemons could be Vivienne Westwood could be Liberace and most people in fashion or a bit thick and I yeah they can shout out well you're looking good today darling are you looking booty girl by thick and shallow do you mean forest it wouldn't be even vaguely humorous if vivienne westwood said it was no no but maybe it's not vaguely human it might not be and Liberace would be I don't cleverer more interesting you think liver I should be cleverer than that I just think it would be more interesting no elements could easily have said it cuz no lemons says anything while he's trying to fill time on dealer no do i think i need collection of words you could think to put together at some point they've fallen out of his beardy piehole this is trying to make opening boxes interesting the game is when you record it you've got to just watch it on sky+ so you don't have to listen to no lemons at all just get the boxes opening all the time 40 seconds OT episodes as deal or no deal i'm going to watch them an hour give you a clue two out of three of them have put their name to a clothing range vixa 2013 oled news because he found a fashion back about 30 years ago he's fault that's it I'm done I'm not lying about that anymore that's Len yeah choose a point in their life and that's it what Richard says is interesting because I know that Mickey was a fred perry man in the 80s and you had a harrington jacket i did have a Harrington Jack I know that from what you're wearing tonight Thanks I think it's Edmund because he is incredibly more deluded than all of those other people and also you know he has a helicopter and so he apparently collects his supermarket shop in the helicopter it's very easy um I just called them up about an hour before I get in the helicopter they clear the car park for me I'll just go in go out pick up the food come back in I don't know why everyone doesn't do it I'm not thinking about it vivienne westwood does have a weird style and we had patter doesn't she she looks like she possibly could smell of we two very different sort of analysis in-depth analysis of syntax and then adjust an insult to an elderly person so what's your answer vivienne westwood maybe much yeah I was your eyes I don't know that you'll say Neil Edmunds well the answer is no redness this was his response in an interview in 2006 when asked about his fashion during his time presenting Saturday morning kids show multicolored swap shop who didn't know give a makeover to recently in real human no not a real human his car close your warm his helicopter no he gave a make over to Candice the mannequin null drives a black cab with a fully clothed mannequin called Candis sitting in [Music] [Applause] hello and welcome to was it something I said the panel show that celebrates the world of quotations and you can quote me on that German philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche once said we should consider every day lost in which we have not danced at least once by which reckoning I have lost 13 thousand nine hundred and forty-one days and were possible thirty thousand nine hundred and forty eight on Richard Ayoade ease team is comedian Ed Byrne and with Micky Flanagan tonight his sports broadcaster Gabby Logan read out our quotations is someone who once said that the worst thing you can be is skint and famous well that's after being skin tanned having Ebola after and star of Quadrophenia Phil Daniels so do you have experiences of being skint and famous I do I used to queue up at the job centre after I've sort of done quite a lot of work and stand there in the queue with everybody else and people that go give me your autograph mate and you're really good in that and it was quite bit embarrassing you know are you sure as autograph hunters you know you do have to sign on it was a guy in a tie will be behind today yes Gabby what's your favorite quotation one is you're sprung to mind actually which is subliminally quite a feminist quote by ginger rogers who said women do everything that men do except backwards in high heels referring to dancing of course yes and actually I think without getting too deep that's kind of life isn't it women do everything that men do but backwards in high heels I thought ladies go on a much greater keep inside they just sold you on you think maybe it's the fact that they keep doing everything backwards in high heels it's why they don't get paid as much as me some things are supposed to be done forward it's very rare that someone says as a compliment that your boss would say you've done this all backwards what about Mary can you moonwalk in high heels I think if you've made your sales yes well our opening round is called threesomes our panelists have to guess which of three famous people said a particular quotation and you can play along at home by following at something I said on Twitter to unlock some extra clips this week's threesomes theme is fashion can we have the first quotation please Phil I don't believe in fad clothing there are so many fads in fashion and they're here today and gone tomorrow who said it was it superstar pianist Liberace fashion designer Vivienne Westwood or TV presenter null Edmunds no weapons you think no lemons I think it has to be because I can imagine him saying doing that around the word bad instead it is clearly in inverted commas yeah Liberace's fair one fashion you found that look and he never changed it did he they never camped it up or anything exactly he's leaning quite casually for a silver dressed quite so extravagantly don't you think extravagantly yeah I'll do stress look sakis he's got a job on the shopping channel and he's sort of sad there's only 15 of these left and you're a person now haha what decided don't run out there I'm not gay what what are you doing now my coke I guess has got nothing on you that you try to deliver about Cassie they're not open been used to go only an 80s DJ would use the word fat and thats edmonds to you're sure it Edmund I thought I think it's vivienne westwood do you know what Vivienne Westwood says about being a fashion designer she says I didn't want to be a fashion designer at all for 15 years I hated fashion well she's [ __ ] up hasn't she talk about people they essentially gets steamroller into jobs they didn't want to do but you don't think you'd only imagine fashion designer as one of those jobs before I knew it I was just designing complex patterns manufacturing them and making models wear them I don't know how it happened there I was cleaning the toilets and the gentleman come and said you should be in fashion now yeah I'll get these skid marks out that's a good person for the biopic that's all right maybe I mean what are you doing cleaning that toilet oh I just love skid you're doing it in such an elegant ball gown I know this toilet got gonna clean itself I'm interested to note that vivienne westwood clearly bought Margaret Thatcher's scalp at all vivienne westwood used to have a shop on the kingsroad with Malcolm McLaren and in 1975 Johnny Rotten audition to be lead singer of The Sex Pistols there didn't Johnny Rotten also audition for your role in Quadrophenia Phil I think it did physically I think he might have done buddy they couldn't ensure him he didn't get it I think he might have done that would have been mad what he would have played the role if they've got the insurance I mean maybe it's apocryphal but yeah I hear that how did your audition for it come up um I was smoking to join in a Zulu mud heart and I got a phone call saying come over to her England and earth were you action in a Zulu moto it was it just really good gear you were smoking yeah really in a mud hut yeah were you in Zulu no I was in Zulu dawn the prequel to Zulu wow that's yeah we got beat and that way to lose win if you'd won against the Zulus in Zulu door they'd have to then reshoot Zulu as just a normal day so we need an answer who said this okay let's have Vivienne Westwood's but I think it said what's your answer Becca and told you forgot can she vivienne westwood well the answer is Liberace problem did Liberace say he had with his outfits they were obviously too heavy so did he get some kind of chafing I i mean that's that's one of the most disgusting there's no doubt that Liberace had some sort of chafing you did he used to get abuse from white van drivers they went past Liberace shot you're like there he I don't think he put himself in a position where too many white vans could drive and that's a-ok warm I in Vegas Ryan it what I'm fagus why does Liberace walk to work he said he said about his outfit I have to keep topping myself each time years ago I could put on a colorful jacket in the world would scream now I have to go for shock value of course Liberace never came out of the closet in his lifetime I love surprised he was probably snagged on a diamond-encrusted jumpsuit bill can we have our next rotation on the subject of fashion please you don't become a fashion icon without having your own very clear view of what is fashion is one of the same three could be no lemons could be Vivienne Westwood could be Liberace and most people in fashion are a bit thick and I shake and shout out well you're looking good today darling are you looking beautiful by thick and shallow do you mean forest it wouldn't be even vaguely humorous if vivienne westwood said it was no no but maybe it's not vaguely human it might not be and Liberace would be I don't know cleverer more interesting you think liver I should be cleverer than that I just think it would be more interesting no labels could easily upset us cuz no lemons says anything while he's trying to fill time on dealer no do I think I need collection of words you could think to put together at some point they've fallen out of his beardy pie hole this is trying to make opening boxes interesting the game is when you record it you've got to just watch it on sky+ so you don't have to listen to no lemons at all and just get the boxes opening all the time 40 seconds t episodes deal on oh dear I'm gonna wash them an hour geely a clue two out of three of them have put their name to a clothing range it's two out of three not be no LED musze because he found a fashion back about 30 years ago and he thought that's it I'm done I'm not lying about that anymore that's Len yeah choose appointed in their life and that's it what Richard says is interesting because I know that Mickey was a fred perry man in the 80s and you had a harrington jacket i did have a Harrington Jack I know that from what you're wearing tonight Thanks I think it's Edmund because he is incredibly more deluded than all of those other people and also you know he has a helicopter and so he apparently collects his supermarket shop in the helicopter it's very easy um I just called them up out now before I get in a helicopter they clear the car park for me I just go in go out pick up the food come back in I don't know why everyone doesn't do it I'm not thinking about it vivienne westwood does have a weird style and we had patter doesn't she she looks like she possibly could smell of we it's two very different sort of analysis in-depth analysis of syntax and then adjust an insult to an elderly person so what's your answer vivienne westwood maybe much yeah I what's your eyes I don't know that you'll say male edmonds well the answer is no redness this was his response in an interview in 2006 when asked about his fashion during his time presenting Saturday morning kids show multicolored swap shop who didn't know give a makeover too recently in real human no not a real human his car close your warm his helicopter no he gave a make over to Candice the mannequin null drives a black cab with a fully clothed mannequin called Candis sitting in the back to stop people from trying to eat Candace's new look includes a fur coat a big hat and a change in hair color from blonde to brunette yeah there is no way no lemons doesn't talk to Candace when he is driving in that cab and he's got her in the back that he doesn't occasionally go that was a good episode of deal or no deal today wasn't you know oh is it building up here a catalogue of eccentric behavior which normally makes somebody more interesting and it just makes him less interesting and less desirable I think even though that's desirable I'd I see that man without getting an erection what's the or No Deal i don't have the blood supply neither of those quotations was from vivienne westwood who says i always design for a parallel universe ah that will be the one in which i buy her clothes then since this is the one with the frozen over hell so that's the end of the round and I can tell you that it is a draw over the break so you can complete this quotation from Albert Einstein and a quote from 1950 the same year he published on the generalized theory of gravitation but then you knew that already if a is a success in life then a equals x plus y plus Z work is X Y is play and Z is what if the computer room in your house is free why not use it to tweet your answer to at something I said and we'll see you after the break was it something I said before the break we asked you to complete this quotation from Albert Einstein if a is a success in life then a equals x plus y plus Z work is X Y is play and Z is what was he quite randy and not when i met him it's quite notoriously up for it so I'm just wondering whether Zed is set no it's very surprising but with it and zed is boom it's the opposite ah serenity Buddhism bit ly yes you're getting cannot not in contentment no oxy boom it so certain tears cuz boo is a surprise and certainty is not i wouldn't say certainties the opposite of boot no but well there is not as yet there hasn't been a defined opposite of boo well this is my hear my pitch for the opposite the zoo will be in the other you will know when Phil gives the answer what I have we're admittedly on the houfe they find out the opposite of food and I think I already think I'm wrong unless it's me sorry excuse me that's the opposite dude I would say now you're not going to agree with my definition of the opposite of boo so but filled please give the answer if I is a success in life then i equals x plus y plus said work is X Y is play and Z is keeping your mouth shut there will be prison yeah down do your bird do your time on your theory of relativity when you get back Russia is the opposite to any word not just boo so that is absolutely not the opposite of boom no but do you do what I was thinking you creep up behind someone and go [Applause] look I I saw this coming I don't really stand by I guess I was sincerely trying why was Einstein a worry to his parents as a child I think they thought he was slow school or something like that they did think he was very slow to the extent he didn't really speak in full sentences until he was 9 and at last at the supper table one night he broke his silence to say the soup is too hot greatly relieved his parents asked him why he'd never said a word before Einstein replied because up to now everything was in order but they did you repair it how could you not resist if your child didn't sanding him for nine years and suddenly when the soup is cold not so chat out well if we may have to thank the fact that Einsteins parents had no sense of humor for the general theory of relativity in 1999 Stein married his cousin Elsa which actually breaks another law of relativity the next round is called keywords we've taken a famous quotation and ripped two keywords out of it leaving it lying bloodied and bleeding on the floor all the panel have to do is accurately work out what the original quote said it's sort of CSI quotations here's a quotation from one of Winston Churchill's speeches in 1940 you should know it is it rather famous so I'll award points to the team that gets closest to the exact wording as your first clue Phil can we have two key words please beaches and field now that's got a ring a few bells everyone thinks they know this but let's see how close you can get to the actual quote was it um my favorite Bette Midler film his beaches I wish she'd do something with Sally Fields excited to do with wall in it cuz he liked to fight the fella didn't know he liked to fight you know he wanted to carry on into Russia at the end of the war and they that's why they got rid of him it wasn't why they got rid of him they got rid of him cuz he lost a general it was a general election where he wasn't standing on a lesson page copy-81489 festo had enough of war no you haven't I used to sleep didn't me for about 4 3-4 hours during the day and eight at night late nights and then maps when he drank a lot during the day honey drank a lot he had black dog he did have black dog yeah black dog was it's what he depression will call this depression isn't it yeah depression it was an alcoholic and he slept a lot during the day hmm sounds like me so let's have another I'll give you another clue a word that you might not definitely know is in this quote but you might what's the third word please feel hills yeah this this is alluding to that speech where he made and he was trying to boy up the country about sandwich well fight them here we'll fight him in the front room will fight them in the pitching driving down the pub what are we gonna stop fired if I don't know you're gonna get going it will fight them on the beaches will fight them in the fields not so much the hills if they're in the hills we'll wait till they come down the hill and will fight on the flat bit next the ice cream then do you want the exact wording we what the closest to the exact wart wording will get the much prized point is it we will fire them

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