Vinny plays Earthbound (Vinesauce fan edit)

so here we go earthbound never played this game this is my first time and I know a lot of people have been eager to see me go through this game for the first time so what's [ __ ] let's take a look let's take a look well if bound the war against Gaga's [Applause] well it turns out I like UFOs [Applause] I think I like this game it's just a little bit it's imposing to start a game that's like 30 hours long you know and I was like waiting for the right time but I generally I know I'm gonna enjoy the game isn't there character named poop in this which one's poop I mean this is Ness I kind of want to just name them their names Paula go this go what why why are there people speaking to me is this poo or is it Steve merchant it's a young Steve merchant and that's poo that's got to be poo I'm so grown up name your pet king I'm sure that's just a homemade food steak pie pasta all come on you know what I'm gonna put here this one I can actually do favorite hot well homemade you know there's I've had good homemade Pete's so let's do [ __ ] let's let's be uncreated here and I'm gonna put pizza this is a very strange start to the game the yeah is 1990 X see the thing that I'm excited about is I love UFOs and I love the strange and the paranormal so I think I'll enjoy this it's a very it's a few seconds of Monty Python Flying Circus forints okay I'll keep an eye out well I'll keep an ear open for the samples [Music] it begins talk to I'm talking to the table did you hear is a big bang I think a meteorite land is nearby I want to be the first to see it okay I'm gonna try to be the first to get there you're doing a good job just uh just keep doing that here I'll even take a sip of my coffee while you're doing it oh you haven't moved I told you this was gonna happen before the year ended we should probably not my most a proud moment I'll come home Ness it's not necessary to talk about it tonight just it's late scoot off to bed now scoot did you say I'm just gonna bring pokey in my room play some video games Nessa answered the phone hello it's your dad work to exhaustion when you're young have you ever heard a weird saying like this just remember I'm always behind you 100% don't be afraid I feel like such a hero what well father of a hero at least the absentee dad makes an appearance I'm here for you but only by phone meeting your mother well it got weird let's just say that knocking on the door wasn't actually knocking pink world and lunch forward 90 HP of damage to the spiteful crows my foot Pro became tame I think I just killed it I don't know if about I don't know about tame I think it's dead yes do you have a buzzing that sounded like a bee flying around no oh come on you must hear it sound is done incredibly well in this game space be but western piece chat wisdom courage and friendship that's two of the Triforce and then friendship which is definitely I mean the Triforce of friendship buzz-buzz now joins you could you imagine if Ganon's try for Triforce was the Triforce of friendship be a very different game hello link it is I Ganon I have the third Triforce piece the Triforce of friendship I just wanted to be friends Elda and then you just keep stopping me every time link we were this close to becoming friends smash your guts out no [ __ ] and I'm fading fast oh by the way one more thing before I die that [ __ ] face is gonna haunt me forever pictures taken instantaneously how do pickles get fuzzy oh you don't know how they get fuzzy put them in the [ __ ] trash and then they start growing fuzz it's called mold [ __ ] you no problem here just stopping traffic [Music] the [ __ ] would you come from dog where'd you come let's dug around in the trash can well let's see here there's a hamburger inside oh this is my kind of game trash I'll come to the hospital right away as long as you have money for the doctors fee you'll be able to see your friend doesn't this is America right this game is it so the doctors fee is what seventy thousand dollars that's cool no I I'd like I want to live in debt for the rest of my life that's cool come on I can't really say your name this sprite this music is getting knives we're finally able to do this [Music] looks like I won't be able to do this my armpits smell like tamales okay that's enough chat for one day how is the 62 thing how is uh I'm I'm I'm an adult only butterflies and fruity juice can make me relax this is your first sanctuary location that's mine now take it from me if you dare Titanic aunt you can [ __ ] going down dude you're going down [ __ ] you each time each time I did that fight I was so close to killing him that's caught a glimpse of a small cute puppy but that's the sound Stone recorded the melody of the giant step no problem here it's just a [ __ ] one singular giant footprint which I'm assuming is a jape someone came up here with a shovel and just did this because there's no way there would just be one footprint like a giant right a giant like Bigfoot dude came from space landed on one foot on the earth and then did a giant leap onto another planet that's it so he landed from one planet and he used earth as a stomping like a stepping stone so he could jump off the earth and get to a different planet that's that is the only reasonable explanation I would know I'm a conspiracy master I'm ready to beat the [ __ ] out of animals police station okay so the police station police station police station show me what you got see if you can get past five of my best men but what the hell is this kind of [ __ ] police brutality hey small fry you must be shaking in your boots what the [ __ ] is this this is not a professional police officer don't let the mayor's compliments give you a big head bring it on Fat Boy Fat Boy are you [ __ ] who the [ __ ] are these cops pretty much just cops beating up a child right now to be fair you did eat just eat a burger in the middle of a fight with a cop are you not wrong get ready for my super ultra memo Tango Foxtrot martial arts alright then this is gonna be a good time for shield I think I'm gonna [ __ ] he just grappled me again I'm not sure if this is this is not cool this is not like a real cop mother dick I got the okay from chief strong to let you through take Kerry so why are you guys blocking this road anyway guys are kind of weird how god I'm choking on a frito this is the end Fritos Fritos Fritos Fritos enemies look like humans with weird colored faces what kind of color are you talking about look at the camera ready say fuzzy pickles wow what the [ __ ] new-age retro hippie the runaway 5ob a lot of bunny they'll stay here until they pay me back it might be here for 100 years thanks you seem very nice I wonder if maybe you'd like to invest some money in my inventions [Music] Mountains are nice [ __ ] that sweet [ __ ] I could just picture like nine-year-old me playing this what the [ __ ] does should mean that's what I sounded like at nine confirmed fine so why don't you ever show your face are you ugly just show it once I hate you to show my face find I can't live a lie here's me then would you make out with Tommy Wiseau for ten thousand dollars quality chat he shat in questions from the chat Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza please [ __ ] aliens are gonna give me a [ __ ] cold yep got a cold [ __ ] aliens gonna give me a [ __ ] cold can you tell him from New York [ __ ] the trees I was reading the chat and now I'm fighting a tree the [ __ ] is this [ __ ] purple KKK member okay insane cultists and the insane cultists turned back to normal so insane cultists is now just cultists who are Yunus this I'm so glad it's you I had a dream that a boy named Ness was my destiny I know it's hard to believe therefore I knew you would rescue me hey miss you just here to bother me alright you you can call me master pokey since mr. carpenter made me an important person and a happy happy ism you should join us but are you you won't I'm glad I joined and then I gotta fight you but these guys will later potater when did pokey become a [ __ ] he stayed him watched the little [ __ ] Vinny abandoned the cookie just like my father abandoned me I'm sorry flex you're gonna be okay just a plain old cow but mr. carpenters messages always move me [ __ ] off when I painted everything blue as mr. carpenter said my wife had run out on me returned home mr. car paint there was well maybe had something to do with that oh look that golden calf thing thanks for coming by I've been waiting for you I need your assistance to help make the world blue and change it into a happy and peaceful society will you be my right-hand assistant no if you don't want to be my right hand my left would be just fine I'm just kidding your existence is a problem for me and my religion well [ __ ] it's never been put quite like that before your existence is a problem for me defy me and I'll end your pitiful game that's not I've got a Franklin badge car painters Lightning was reflected by the Franklin badge a horrible nightmare I somehow woke up oh hang on a saint spoke [Music] to me I promise to be good [Music] Lyde see you sucker I [ __ ] you pokey I'm able to use a little psychic power that is actually pretty deadly let's head back to Tucson you know what to say fuzzy pickles okay here it is you finally got here this is the second your sanctuary location but it's mine now take it from me if you dare whoa bloody [ __ ] Christ look at that thing it's just buffing its offense it's gonna kill anything in one hit if it ever gets out of paralysis or or that [Music] he's vulnerable to fire okay well too late now now he's [ __ ] vulnerable to death I guess we found out his weakness death perhaps a UFO this briefly had a vision of a baby in a red cap what NASA's sound Stone recorded the melody of the little footsteps [Music] and a jar of hot sauce a full jar the bat was holding a jar of hot sauce I love video games yeah I'm all about killing animals and telling me I'm like an [ __ ] for the record I like frogs and and all other animals they're beautiful but cuz I beat up a mole with a baseball bat I'm a small child beating animals with a bat frogs are pretty cool people I just don't like geese frogs are fine geese no tamaño I heard you were I'm a little sick mono mono has mono mono Manos monogamist mono mono mononucleosis monopolists monochromatic monopoly mono means monkey and Spanish monotony Minato Blade Lucky of the runway five runaway five told me I could go backstage but I don't have a pass sure security will stop me hey really you have a pass I can't believe it can you take me with you please please please composes your sister yes this rocks let's go oh my heart is pounding wait what did you see those people but the neck then we're gonna neck looks like they're gonna neck [Music] all wait that's your daughter oh [ __ ] whoops so I'm gonna assume that to get to three-d-- I need to ride their tour bus right let's go to three the tour bus is too loud for any ghosts to bother us what the [ __ ] are you talking about it's too loud for any ghosts to bother us pretty cool music there no way a ghost can bother us now now they don't care it's just they just get annoyed well this town looks a bit like a [ __ ] looks like we have to say goodbye for now town seems pretty gloomy I'm sure you can light up the place with your own little brand of sunshine happy I'm feeling glad I got sunshine in a bag you actually don't have anything I need but thanks for the effort clowns and now the sound of nests rubbing against the microphone that's my spooky voice oh [ __ ] what is this living trash it's me look at these trash creatures I love them they're my favorites putrid moldy man is a [ __ ] isn't he fourth step you know sometimes I get candy in my peel buck sometimes I get to read dildos you never know you never know it's always it's always an adventure it's always a mystery okay what the hell what happened to the music what are you are we gonna do some things oh my god it was a trap [Music] when you're losing consciousness what could be the fate of ness and his friend they threw me in a [ __ ] cave winters a small country to the north where's vid your bum you here Jeff Jeff I'm calling out to you snow wood boarding house now I'm another character all right now I'm really Stephen Merchant Jeff where are you going in the middle of the night you know the dorm rules right if you get caught you'll get punished big time what's wrong Jeff all right there must be some reason that I don't understand thank you Tony that's very nice of you to just believe me that I was telepathically communicated to in a dream there's a monkey at the entrance take the monkey he's really noisy if you buy a pack of bubble gum you can have the monkey for free otherwise he will cost you a buck so do you want him yes the monkey is yours why do I now own a monkey what the [ __ ] give me some gum the monkey got a piece of bubble gum from Jeff and blew a bubble okay well now I own a monkey yack yeah or go sorry it's a go this is a stealth segments this looks like a stealth segments it's not a cell stealth section they're just looking for at se the [ __ ] Ness monster give me some gum now I'll take care of everything it's real holy [ __ ] it's [ __ ] laparis no it's the the thing from Mario 64 well that copied this [Music] a dignified creature but its face its [ __ ] face son that duck is beautiful I've seen that duck before by the way I've seen that [ __ ] duck Giff ducks and trash this game has your favorite types of enemies will we see clowns we haven't seen clowns yet but trust me I'm keeping an eye out however that is that is a very charismatic it really does look like a very charismatic duck doesn't it [Music] mice [Music] mmm sorry I had a frog in my throat well this is the thing Bob let monkey now she's my type I think I'll ask her for a date wait style Ange the magical journey starting engine do you think those monkeys are having it away I know it's almost 4:00 a.m. who my son I can't I can't believe it you're Jeff my son it's been maybe 10 years since I last saw you the round machine over there is the sky runner what do you think isn't it neat get in let's get together again in 10 years or so alright we'll get into the sky runner aka Flying Saucer well it's more like a ball well graphics there's so much graphics happening right now man oh man did that ever scare me the sky runner I guess it took a little damage while landing oh well you don't have to explain a thing I'm Jeff hey you notice how Jeff now is speaking for the first time when you control the character they don't speak it's you but when you don't control the character they can say whatever they want where did this tent come from what the [ __ ] is this Georg why am i fighting a giant tent vulnerable to fire I mean it makes sense you think about it what's a tent number one enemy fire second knives third I guess meteorites plain old garbage in the trash can just plain old garbage it's never just plain old garbage okay there are plenty of valuable items that combine to create garbage garbage is not a thing garbage does not exist if only I had a ruler and a protractor right guys right remember how the travesty of me getting rid of the ruler and the protractor people were like freaking out why did you get read and then I found out there was no need for the items whatsoever Vinnie if you had one piece of life advice to give chat what would it be one word okay eat breathing is optional I wouldn't worry too much about breathing Oh a lot of dead zombies zombie people really works so I hope someone comes up with pretty girl paper oops that wasn't a nice thing to say you're the enemy of all zombies you monster we're Amish lock clowns and japes monkeys did you head fly honey I considered you a friend I'm actually but actually you just a commoner uh the mortal enemy of your kind I don't know why it was so hard for me to read it's a mini barf mini barf is the human mortal enemy got it we're all crying because it made a fucked-up noise it's what my name is Ziggy sawdust and I'm here to clean up the bar so that little ghosts that is circling around nests prevented Paula from attacking just now ghost confirms for [ __ ] so now I finally get to figure out what the [ __ ] of mr. Saturn is and playing smash brothers for 57 years I know what a mess I've know what it looks like just didn't know what it was zoom and I can repair the old body of a pre blue doing what the [ __ ] is this voice I think it's mr. Saturn we look like son oh I feel like a [ __ ] watch it for doing this this mr. Saturn voice what you know okay you may enter this bruising fly honey or its master belt his favorite yes okay you may pass through hey be careful be sure you don't drop it it's one of DeVito's friends living trash slime I was playing counter-strike with some young children killings and they were actually really nice and really good at the game and they played together as a team and they were quiet and they didn't screech and I found out they were like 13 I was like wow that gives me you know hope for Babel and I'm really proud to be a member of this team well I played a game today with 15 year olds all hope out the window once again the whole conversation was Harambee dabbing like basically every meeting like they were giving order like go to be go to be like like be movie the one time I thought we were actually coordinating as a team it was still just a b-movie meme no problem here what is this large Factory oh so the mr. Saturn's are enslaved in a large factory I think what is this Jeff is dead that's cool this is a cool fight I hate it then you please play pong okay so your nets now say Clausen this prophecy the boy will destroy mr. carcass he'd say you best me laugh so hard it's master guy gets too scared of someone but you would have to be worst in the weirdest you dog I'll take you down big time so get ready for the worst fighting in life ha ha ha be ready to feel the pain of true nausea come on let's go wow wow wow it's over master belch I have the high ground it's a good thing I finished that fight before kala died oh look like old an even fight what master goddess is managed to get the money money suck you into foresight yeah the city will soon be in worse condition than living in your own puke suffer Spanky's alert Paula's condition is critical ok [ __ ] give me a chance um dad how come you and Mom are it together huh I don't know anything about that son I'm just here to save your game work too hard you you might you might have a conniption Oh [Music] Wow son I'm actually not real I mean have you ever really ever met me no no I was a telephone this whole time I'm sorry your mother was conceived by the telephone that sentence did not make any sense well that hot spring just gets rid of every [ __ ] oh look it's a thing it's one of those those caves that I have to go to but I can't [ __ ] get there because my controls are all [ __ ] up come on that's what are you doing finally got here this is the third of your sanctuary location but it's mine now take it from me if you do who's this trillion in sprout it just looks like dirt trash yeah it did it Nest thought he heard his mother from far away she said be a thoughtful strong boy see this is what I would have learned lessons from this game bestest sound Stone recorded the melody of the milky well [Music] then ey does that look like someone violently [ __ ] liquid well so at the moment so I need mr. baseball bat this is good for killing animals five scoff scoff there's a sign in the desert that says desert thank you that's good I want you to think of a small child beating the [ __ ] out of a cranky old lady with a baseball bat in the middle of the street and how no one even forgive the pun bats an eye at this hmm wow that looks weird wait what are you a cab and I just won instantly wait a minute no I wanted to see that I want to see how these three children were able to beat the [ __ ] out of a cab easily I'm Big Brother Pancho I'm kid brother Pinchot I'm Thomas Jefferson back here oh no I [ __ ] had it you ran away I heard this is this is good experience ah I don't want to even attack this thing I just gotta know that was the thing this caterpillar is a real [ __ ] isn't it quick so you have to take the item from Paulo in order to use it on Paula I gotcha because she's dead not able to use the items you you're [ __ ] now you're cornered now your corner look how much experience it gives it's insane it's amazing totally worth it [ __ ] outta here yak it's a buffalo alright some Buffalo this elevator is only for master pokies use the [ __ ] goes directly for the 47th floor quit staring at my hips don't you stand somewhere else instead of behind me master pokey a master pokey are your friend of mr. pokey so now pokies involved with the Mafia what the Christ has happened no [ __ ] way wha this is my poor old friend what's your name pigs butt oh no no no yes didn't you come here to beg me for some money oh you don't recognize me I'm Master pokey pokey I'm now gelda Garden bought a Tully's partner and I give him political and economic advice I heard there were some ratty-looking kids asking for Monaco Lee let you mess this isn't a place for the like to you get out of here loser I hate him unless you're able to pay a million dollars on their behalf you have to find buried gold you would never be able to pay such a huge sum of money these [ __ ] keep owing people money what the hell what are they doing that they owe this much money all the time well my soap opera is getting to a really steamy part so I'd better let you go wait what oh that's no yeah no no no comment on the fact that walking noises are trying to kill me that's fine at this point in earthbound at this point I'm not even surprised that this is an enemy this game has conditioned me for weird on one of the masters of this whole there are five masters in all we are mall all moles of course I believe I'm the third strongest among us take your best shot so there's five bosses number three oh my I'm really the third strongest master I'll destroy you now wait a minute is this a jape my strength falls between the second and fourth strongest masters do you want to test me what another one mad taxi why does it have eyes this is a pics this is not a Pixar movie I didn't read the text I'm sorry let me guess this guy it thinks he's number three yes you fought the strongest master of this whole the second strongest master of this whole the fourth and the weakest I'm truly the third strongest now you see the true advantage of being third okay okay and got rid of the monster a good job okay from here on let me just dig you'll see I'll find buried gold alright last time on earthbound I got my entire team killed what was this please don't be shouting and yelling at me I am super-nervous like with the doing and I am to expect to expunge my bowls because I just get so terrible frightened and there's a mess where my grandma gets so much mad at me and Wallops me with a broom alright it's enough chat for one night that diamond and you're gonna pay with that diamond of okay it's fine I'll I'll rip up this contract rip don't tell anyone about the time and no no they run away five are free you should thank me that diamond is worse maybe maybe fifty dollars so I gave you a bargain so we already watched a few run away five shows but we got another one it's gonna be a great show we're so good it makes me boy I was almost alright think that those kids by the exit will wet their pants those kids are hip baby we have to watch the show again oh no don't make me hurt so what the [ __ ] is this your cute sexy thing you baby sing to me sing to me baby Venus what oh this this is is this a phone sex line did you know there's a status in the game that wasn't discovered until years later it's a very you hardly notice it you know how you get homesick Ness gets homesick right well you also have to go to the bathroom every now and then it's very very very rare and unknown until years later and it only really affects your peepee that's about it so I'm gonna go to the bathroom here in the hotel here it is [Music] all right we good that was a weird cutscene I'm not really sure what Larry David was doing an Earthbound back in 1995 that's very strange are you proud of yourself never no not really what what what the [ __ ] [Music] your attention please with the customer from on it mr. Ness please proceed to the office on the fourth floor [ __ ] well that caught me by surprise I didn't get a chance to buy the things I wanted to buy [ __ ] presents see what no no hell are you so far this might be my favorite enemy in the game just today I spilled like hot coffee on myself because the the the lid of the cup was loose and I got it on my leg on my shirt on a little bit of my car seat it was [ __ ] boppity boop bop boop buddy bop bop Betty Boop dele know what I mean kind of piss that Paula got kidnapped run off I stated my distaste for that move but that was a bad move [Music] [ __ ] out here with that [ __ ] go let's go pure yes [Music] it's a little bit will help though what the [ __ ] are you why do they made it this far Matt stars can be your grave you'll be gone you'll be burning in well no go to heaven wait go to heaven what it's a department store spook it's spooky yeah yeah Jeff Jeff is gonna be the MVP of this fight I know it oh nevermind we just won all right oh [ __ ] what did this happen he doesn't look like a nice man oh no no no I don't want to go like that I'm glad it wasn't me there's a person lying on the ground I wonder if he's he's I don't like seeing a corpse around here all that is morbid there it is what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] no that's right I am the host here yes that's wrong I am the hostess here watch for side are you still sleeping this is moon side what what robopup I'm fighting a gas station gas pump how could you not love this game just fight a [ __ ] flying painting real quick abstract part is this game taking the piss out of art now Dolly's clock that's awesome what the [ __ ] am i reading I will send you first and then you second to the hospital oh [ __ ] what what Isis again that's happening here in leaks in this game I agree golden this is the best corruption stream I've ever done do you know whose bones are on display here the answer is your bones my bones bones bones bone bone bone this game was definitely a little ahead of time because I see that [ __ ] on the Internet hello and goodbye no oh [ __ ] I'm not good at oppositeday the money money statue was actually a device that created illusions the illusion device was destroyed that explains a lot [Music] you were wandering around the warehouse with a vacant faraway look in your eyes were you daydreaming wait a second do you mean to tell me this whole time none of that was real and I was I was daydreaming earthbound 3 back to the [ __ ] desert who flavored yogurt this someone in chat just wrote this experience is so [ __ ] maximum I'm here to give you the maximum experience of both my voice my body and their spent this room is entirely golden stop that's enough please stop I give up I really do yes you finally made it here I'm fine I believed you'd come and save me mr. mana Thole isn't really a bad person to take some time to listen to him [Music] that wall on the left looks not suspicious I'm gonna ignore it I like this helicopter it's a yellow helicopter oh thank you you're just a step too slow I'm getting out of here since my atoll he's become a plenty old man again I have no more use for him did helicopter were really coming James looks like you're the world-class loser again u s-- [ __ ] Cokie took the helicopter I hope he's okay III don't these children walking around with $50,000 in cash has an ocean view and the sunsets are beautiful yeah sure take some time and relax I love - can you get out of my doorway who lives here dirt McGurk daaaad not now don't take a picture of me and my squalid [ __ ] disgusting beaten down broken ass house Oh since it's an emergency I'll lead you to the hospital with my police car he said no it's not necessary why not ask the officer well let's let's get going said the officer no no no can't this baby is a demon child [Music] finally got here this is the fourth your sanctuary location but it's mine now take it from me if you dare [Music] sure to shroom it's this is great I can already see the art for this what was this it's just raining in one spot is that the mystery usually these things are associated with like conspiracies or mysteries it's the golden showers that's caught a whiff of pizza but just for a second it's my story the rainy circle so this is help Jeff's bed keeps getting wet I was gonna skip it this time but if you really want to hear the music but don't you just feel like so edged someone in chat just wrote I'll finish it for you spoilers ahead and he wrote doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo I like jazz hmm I like jazz live you're like jazz you're like jazz you're like jazz you're like jazz like I'm because there's wait this isn't that's his home is it that's pokies house can I take a can I'm like brick in his bed like under his pillow case I have the braised boa over minced baby leeks oh you're not the waiter that sounds that's disgusting pizza please we do not have such trash on our menu what did you [ __ ] say what you broke my grill pizza and trash in the same sentence would you register your name please don't spell your name wrong well like me oh this guy why are people freaking out I just put binya in seeing chicks makes you happy biting their heads off makes you as Yas born I'm not you nut ate the [ __ ] out of a taxi with a baseball bat dig in I used all leftover materials this is a very special magic cake are we going back to moon side that's how to dream it was a very clear and very strange dream wait a minute is this where poo resides I can tell because the ramparts look like poo the palace of poo the crown prince you did see that the [ __ ] the designs of this place kind of look like crap don't you principle time has now come for you to undertake your final trial go to the place of emptiness and endure this final test I am praying for your success in this final stage of your training poo palace Prince Poole you're my favorite it's poo are you such a Hulk holy [ __ ] what the [ __ ] are you Prince poo I am the spirit of your ancient lineage to complete your trial I'm going to break your legs you will lose the use of them do you accept this yes so principal you cannot walk as your legs are broken next I will tear your arms off I shall then take your arms and feed them to the crows the taking of your arms do you accept this yes you do not mind me taking your hearing away do you accept this it's fine I shall steal your sight do you accept this yes so Prince poo now I can only communicate directly with your mind I will take your mind poo you know that I will possess it Prince Pooh you have now completed your training the old master must be so pleased hurry now and return to the palace I still don't want to move am I still training what one does the at the training end there's a dude who got this game when it first came out who's still standing here to this day my name is poo I am the one who will fight beside you I'm the servant of Ness I will obey Ness Ness my life is in your hands message aside yeah all right its face stupid face I'll punch it in its face this rat has a punchable face I got a few shitty items and some levels and experience for poo so it was worth it who got experience in the sewer this is your fifth your sanctuary location but it's mine now take it from me if you dare I think this is the quickest we've gone from one to the all my lord plague rat of doom also looks like a right [ __ ] what are you looking for I'm Bing that's that's the big guys face it turns out this whole time he was a rat which is why he's been trying to like push the rat porn on you the [ __ ] is that giant salt did I play Mario Kart here oh that's a baby's bottle but just for an instant this is a sound stone recorded the melody of a magnet magnet Hill so [ __ ] weird it's playing a little flute oh my god people getting electrocuted I love that an enemy in this game is a stinky trash can there's [ __ ] dirty hippies there's people getting electrocuted there's coffee hot coffee you finally got here this is the 6th your sanctuary location man we are making progress on these sanctuaries [ __ ] this thing thunder and storm wow that fight went very well that's had a short vision seen his mother when she was young he's seeing his childhood [Music] oh god this music I like this music quite a bit [Music] see here it comes just looks like the piranha plant from Mario Sunshine oh no it doesn't oh [ __ ] even shields don't protect against its hurt feelings oh man I thought you guys are just everyday little kids we need to feed the Kraken I love transporting little kid corpses let us know if you find any scorpions it's very unlikely that they will come out but you never can tell all that sounds good I'm supposed how much am i spending for a [ __ ] potential scorpion here let's let's buy this bad so that I may smash more animals so I'm being told it's over oh there we go Oh gotcha there you go Jeff there [ __ ] you Jeff oh that's I'm actually fighting a [ __ ] hieroglyph I like that not any hieroglyph mind you been a [ __ ] hieroglyph I think I curse a lot we finally meet Prince Pooh the stars foretold that I would meet you here so now it's time to show you the way of the star store for a while you must live far away from your friends and live with me you understand slowly one answer I must stop you here even if you don't want to stay with me for a while do you understand it is important that I study and learn the star storm it will be most helpful to us once I learn it I'll meet up with you Ness trust me I will see you again so here I'm a bald creepy tornado guy come with me child and tit and come with me and live with me for a certain amount of time and I'll teach you something fam I swear welcome you are inside of my body it's these three favorite things what music coffee and a butt plug [Music] we don't have pool but we have a teddy bear now it's a poo bear if you will oh my god one hundred and sixteen thousand dollars that's more than my life is worth so it's nice to see that a group of babs have that that much money okay welcome back to earthbound I was inside of a dude last time I was playing the game okay why what does that have anything to do with Star Wars honey what now oh that's nice honey do you I'm sorry you need to shampoo r2d2 shampoo oh my god dudes follow me around Oh photos taken it's grainy ously scrubby huncles Ness Jeff and dead girl it will take you to the submarine don't make a mistake on which exit you take you'll need to take the goodbye exit the goodbye exit also known as the rectum thank you salad dongs for your valuable contribution to chat you have won yourself a golden kazoo check the mail in four to five years and you may receive it that makes me sound so good makes me sound such my voice stink get this off yeah look at the face on this [ __ ] thing it is a marvel of the universe I don't want to fight it like I just want to marvel demonic petunia to words you never really thought you'd hear together and then you'd never thought you'd hear it with a voice crack in between as well but I deliver the goods [Music] oh [ __ ] get those here kill PU sir Oh Apple kid doctor and announces lab and winters doctor doesn't seem to be around right now but I'm working on my eraser eraser machine oh my god hey oh no what are you doing me who are you there's no reason for cheese to be on top of the bun cheese goes on top of the protein part of the burger because the heat makes the cheese all melty and delicious and your hands don't have to touch the cheese and get sticky and gross there's a reason that this formula works KFC you don't have to [ __ ] with it we don't need cheese on top of the burger Sam I'm really proud of Apple kid for making such esoteric and specific inventions good for him protip they are billions of people who don't know who vine sauce is correct and specifically talking about people watching the stream that had not watched the stream before so you are correct good sir billions of chances for people to hear me talk about Danny DeVito's tits heyo come breathe they've been abducting Jeff where is Jeff I can't breathe Apple kid the hippie it's just like Star Trek all right let's get rid of the [ __ ] shield wait a minute did it just reactivate its shield the one I just got rid of [ __ ] cottage this thing is at least I'm doing damage to it while this is happening at least at least at least yeah but I know you have to use the Rockets I was going to if I got into a real like pinch pickle Jam whatever here's some puke and here's earthbound they've just taken instantaneous like I'm a photographic genius producing so myself okay get ready for instant memory camera ready hey fuzzy pickles nice photographs always bring back fond memories you have a happy you know question for you are you sure explain if it's not right you can change it oh that really confused the [ __ ] out of me I remember now I entered the word been beating up earlier when I first started the game so should I change it oh my god oh my god this guy looks like that one picture of John Lennon you know the one I do know the one i'ma [ __ ] and John even get into that pose was a little bit off ness saw a vision of his father holding him that's his sound stone recorded about you Wow that was interesting [ __ ] dinosaur times am I gonna be able to return to that cave I feel like I missed stuff in the cave son where are you calling from the reception is not so good oh I'm in a dinosaur prehistoric underground land I'm basically in the Hollow Earth right now is it any good is it any good I say it's called the ultimate back fight [ __ ] fire now soul consuming fire okay let me hit it with a baseball bat real quick that'll take care of it psychic psycho they're on fire you finally got here here it is take it from me if you dare Carbon dog huh okay Carbon dog let me show you how I handle Carbon dogs 1414 a rainbow of colors what Jeff what the [ __ ] oh no Jeff the [ __ ] is going on what have you done baby volcano [Music] nests had the feeling that he was being watched by himself as a baby okay suddenly black and white baby Ness Ness hmm Ness is the right name for him this smiled just from hearing his own name do you think he likes his name try putting that red cap on him it's too big but it looks good on him I hope King won't be jealous of the baby let's celebrate with some pizza [ __ ] yeah this baby will grow up to be a hard worker just like you I don't think he needs to be rich or famous but I wanted to be a thoughtful strong boy it's a baby bottle that he pointed at seemed to move a little bit [Music] [Applause] what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is this [Music] uh-huh so last time I played this game we were in neces [ __ ] mind let's be friends forever no I don't think we can be friends pokey you've been a dick to me even even memory pote well memory pokey is kind of nice the [ __ ] are these like Luchadors [ __ ] Birds oh [ __ ] what you remember the French kiss of death it's almost a face [ __ ] if it was just a little bit to the left those lips cool battle cool mr. molecule go [ __ ] yourself I don't know what's happening I'm the evil part of your brain you can't beat me because you are the one who forced me into being [ __ ] [Music] good [ __ ] oh my god I did Wow but-but-but what do you what's happening here wow this is getting [ __ ] supercharged this is what happens when you free your mind turn off your mind relax and float downstream it does not dying it is not dying I got like really swamp now you can wake up your friends are waiting for you it's time to get up I like that you had to go into your mind to get more powerful man this game is pretty pretty great what happened Ness you've been unconscious for a long time you think they're happy being next to a [ __ ] volcano so yeah Ness is beastly Ness is [ __ ] really powerful now and on it is is under the control of M Prasad so um this is my room everyone sorry my beds a mess I just kind of have some books and like pick up sticks umm like Jax yeah um it's kind of [ __ ] boring something shiny that you can reach yes who added the meteorite piece to necess stuff well I don't have enough for teleport well that's cool well as a murder squad down there cool [ __ ] murder squad this is like earthbound insanity mode and thus who's short life came to an end oh wait there's more but wait holy [ __ ] believe it clutch your kick [ __ ] Oh No amazing [ __ ] debt again [Music] Apple kid looking smug as ever is this all you need is love valley yes it is i see making like perfect body doubles cuz that's weird why you know how to do this dude what are you doing with this technology dude oh no they look pretty different oh this is creepy Emperor Palpatine herpes so this this you know I have a feeling Chrono Trigger took some influence from this game but yeah this is um I've seen I've seen pictures of this and it looks like something very medical so creepy this is really really creepy hello Ness it's [ __ ] pokey did I really call this I said this at like a few streams ago as a joke yes are you surprised baby pokey my assists only viz strong and able that's pokey you guys look pathetic the Apple up in light it's already made a projection but I won't let with a Plymouth light in the particular place you guys will be beaten by big gayest guy just won't be stronger more powerful entity than any other why cuz of me I was led here by I guess and now I'm here yep 11 I even couldn't predict this master Gaius no Gaius is no longer the wielder of evil he has become the embodiment of evil itself which he cannot control on a doll he is evil power but it's Ness in the very vaginal and anal looking thing Wow maybe it's just looking at Ness it's not actually never is happening here okay [Music] oh [ __ ] they're crazy it's pretty cool music how this music is badass the thing didn't destroy the shield my mess is getting [ __ ] destroyed right now now I understand you guys are already claiming to be heroes well it is a gazillion years too early for you to oppose genghis you must feel pretty stupid to keep fighting without even knowing what guy guys looks like if you were to ever see a guy guess you'd be so petrified with fear you'd never be able to run away yeah how scary it is Joe do you want me to turn off the Devils machine well prepare to be amazed so it's a terrifying and terrified - I just cannot think rationally anymore and he isn't even aware of what he's dealing you know what an almighty yeah that's what he is you you'll be just another me on hand [Music] start the battle with the death hmm jeez this is [ __ ] creepy that's I grasp the true power of God I guess his attack yep yep that is correct yes it's calling out to Ness you're back I know you have telepathy or something so just try and call for help you're pathetically weak heroes of so-called justice no one will help you now don't worry your pitiful sufferer he wants to just try to call for help I got nothing with Paula okay what's this what did I genuinely just trigger a cutscene by accident oh well that's interesting I don't have any pp as Paula I was gonna just I was seeing what what happened Wow well that's pretty [ __ ] cool all right um friends pull back the [ __ ] okay I'm really confused that I'm now very invested forgettin I pray again I it's the [ __ ] Blues Brothers I genuinely did not know this was a thing that's why I closed chat so long ago I did not want anything spoiled about gigas I had only ever seen the you be depicted the way you walk the weird kind of walk way because there were some game theories on what guy guess is gonna kind of keep praying cuz it seems interesting at the very least we'll get to see some cool stuff & purtz ness this I'm happy okay this is not a baby gaming this game is making me feel weird things it is genuinely disturbing why are you happy are you sad Gaius like I'm gonna need more information here this music is genuinely uncomfortable suddenly Nessa's mother felt terribly uneasy and she began to pray for the safety of her son and his friends that might have been the death blow oh wait no no we're just in a phase of bitrate getting destroyed on twitch and corruption yeah this would have been a weird game to play at the age of nine which is when it came out for me this would have been a very weird game to play I don't know what kind of human I would have been touched the heart of end and prayed for the kids having never even met them before huh oh okay praying works again oh I kept praying okay then he kept praying okay okay hang on a minute so that's why you input your name this way it's going to see you like that but perhaps I'll just seek away to another area to think about my next plan it's a good bet that we'll see each other again alright I'll be seeing you so now which one of us do you think is the cool guy whoever did the soundtrack is is insane love it it is a very very but it's so appropriate the war against gigas is over unless their souls return to their bodies and once their bodies regained control they learned that they could indeed move their bodies [Music] with no limitations night now that sounds really good I want to hear all the details so hurry home okay Tracy King and I are waiting for you your dad's still an [ __ ] and it could be kidnapping is wrong okay so I did the journey ended when this unexpectedly got hit by a truck and I hear a weird noise no it's just I guess I should really go home I shouldn't just be out here wandering here and there don't you think so no well okay I guess I would like to be with you a little longer let me submit in Chinese [Music] there it is there's the the stuff the good stuff look at that face don't get get pokey out of here there's buzz buzz yeah get out of here pokey just suck I told pokey to get out of here and then he ran away you know I think this I think about this music sometimes since I start playing this game every now and then this melody will pop up in my head Thank You mr. owada for making this game actually come out Avada actually didn't he like I think I talked about this in an earlier stream but he saved the programming of this game when he had to rewrite the code and he was able to like completely rewrite the code to get the game to even work but yeah this game was awesome I genuinely loved it and it was nice to experience it I'm gonna remember it for a long time player Vinnie it almost would have said beneath at the end there knocking at the door what an annoying knock in a minute really oh [ __ ] pokey hello pokey oh no it's not pokey it's the other dude a letter arrived for my brother pokey it's Justin this there's no stamp and it's I'm not time for the mailman to come anyway I brought it over it says come and get me loser Spanky Spanky thank you you know wonder where he is but why is pokey not the most reviled villain in the face of video games like I hate pokey more than I hate cran and oh I mean you know Ganondorf really interesting journey we've taken and I've loved earthbound and so more good games to look forward to in the future and mother3 could happen in the next year or two you never know so it's just you know it may be one day so great time great art and I am glad that you guys stopped by but I'm done good night and thanks for watching see you soon [Music] [Music]

Channel: Beary-Boo

Views: 592,077

Keywords: gaming, entertainment, lets, play, vinesauce, earthbound, vinny, mother 2, fan, edit, compilation

Id: 7t3McqUJECQ

Length: 77min 56sec (4676 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 13 2018

Reddit Comments

[u/Zyxos2]

Thanks a lot dude!

I really appreciate it

[u/NickaNak]

That was an insanely good edit, thanks for doing this

[u/manfartwish]

One of my favorite fan edits. Great work!

[u/GimmeCat]

Goooooooood shit! Great edits, timely and unobtrusive and not overbearing. You let Vinny bring the funnies and just highlighted them appropriately rather than trying to outstage them. I'd definitely watch more of the same!

[u/st_steady]

Shaved

[u/Haedoxic]

Very very great! Wonderful edits, too! Thanks!

[u/[deleted]]

I love vinny comps. Thanks dude, been looking for an earthbound one!

[u/[deleted]]

15 mins in, pretty good so far. Love the tiny edits and details you've put in it.

good job

[u/Ennuikal]

yes!!! thank you so much for this