[Vinesauce] Vinny - The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Compilation (Part 1 of 2)

this is really good port it's actually a very competent port it's almost the HD version I oh yeah I'm a lizard because I was a Nord when I played six years ago and I said to myself I'm gonna be I'm gonna be a lizard because I wish to read it's just a lizard dude he gets wet he grows he spits what and Christ's name is that noise I didn't know there were helicopters in Skyrim yeah must've scared them off I don't know what that is and here I owe it's the book here who is complimenting the game there's a book floating through the table good for me yep everything's in full working order thanks Todd tell me lies tell me sweet little lies harmony serenity now Gerry so yeah obviously I know I know what I'm doing then he where are my big titty mods I'm gonna let you down and I'm gonna say that there are in fact no big titty mods okay again I'm always just hovering just below or above my weight limit this happens in every [ __ ] game that I play like this every time because I don't like getting rid of things and at the moment I don't have a house because I just started playing this game you [ __ ] yeah I hope you know you hope I'm what look at that [ __ ] master lizard master lizard wizard oh [ __ ] you got this you got this no no no run run run run run I saved you you best be thankful I [ __ ] saved you what I don't understand unbelievable it just [ __ ] works that was that was [ __ ] incredible you know what it was it was it was a magic it was a magic buck so what he did was I saved him he turned away he was like for him it was like counter thank you good saw you have so smooth what's this what the [ __ ] I play this game for [ __ ] half hour and we've got glitches we've got skeletons we've got everything anyway one of my favorite parts about Skyrim and Elder Scrolls in general or open-world games is just being able to pick a direction just pick a direction I'll just find a happy little tree eat a happy little dick I also like being a sneaky Archer [ __ ] there's two Spriggans oh no no no no no no nope do you think they'll help me if I bring this friggin back to town they had to have stopped [Music] [Music] you know what I haven't done in a while I haven't saved in a while for swimming ah [ __ ] thus ends the tale of vine the Argonian the lusty argonian man do I feel good about that quick save I remember having so much fun when the Giants invented a space program for me where they got to hit me with a club and send me to space it was cool I went to the moon chat in the distance look did you see that what the [ __ ] I almost choked what the [ __ ] Skyrim oh yeah my passive is practing all over the place that [ __ ] thing was floating it was floating in the air and if you missed it you need to see it again you need to watch I can get rid of the steel mace I have the orcish one that's a little bit better you can't make this up hey hey where are you going this [ __ ] game what is this what are you doing chat I don't understand I played this game for a couple hours on the switch it was never as bad as this there's just a sneaky peek eing away no time to talk snitch Oh double-cross me and I'll kill you I mean it but your cat your the dudes dead he's dead so I'm gonna show you how I'm gonna deal with this yep I'm good I'm good [Music] but I just take all of those books god dammit there's a lot of people that wanted me to play this new life come on get up what are what what are you talking about oh hello there I didn't notice you come up what was focusing my Magica this shouldn't work I've done it before what are you doing I think he's still trying to fight this dead wolf I'm useless the whole world is useless huh victory is yours I submit the amount of people that have never played Skyrim that are watching that are like this is the game everyone talks about this is the game that's been released every year for [ __ ] six years yes it is and this is why we love it what are these strange fruits oh great now I have the basket oh tap you've got a dirty mother [ __ ] how do you fight light perhaps it's a doubles frigging also it's pretty clear how this mage died stealing tap roots from Spriggans is not a good idea I wouldn't recommend it unless you do it like that now we run helpme Fox [Music] huh I thought that was a glitch wait a minute what is this this isn't a glitch okay all right now let's see if I have to Don breakers I have to Don breakers what a great game what the [ __ ] are you to do now oh my god the glitches in this game so much they're often quite beneficial join religion hey horse do you wanna worship meridia I kind of love these swords though they're awesome I like the idea that my death just then led the Stormcloaks to getting to Don breakers Vinny I've played 500 hours of this game and I've never seen a Dawnbreaker do itself you've never seen this happen how the [ __ ] did it happen like what's the parameters to get this thing to duplicate is this one of those glitches that people try to do and it takes them forever but it never happens you have to a OE at the pedestal and it knocks off and you pick it up then you get f you get it after the cutscene I consider myself the luckiest streamer in the world right now that I got two of these awesome swords before we begin I think I have a little video I can show you from Skyrim so this happened while I was playing on my own not too long ago look at the head I got it forgot it here it is here - serious work predict predict it gotta lead the shots I know I got to lead the shots if I want to kill the Eagle meatballs how well I give up you'll notice that some of the what the [ __ ] is this uh what but wait what already I just [ __ ] started the game and already things don't make sense maybe beers have summoned the Dragonborn to high Hrothgar such a thing that's not happened for hundreds of years what the [ __ ] is going on here all right first of all why why did like eight guards spawn as soon as i teleported here i like how I've only done three or two-and-a-half streams of this so far and already I have a goldmine of material for a highlight video why what the [ __ ] why did this dead thug give birth to Matthias something tells me you know what happened I wonder what that would be like if the remainder of the street wow that guard is just taking a walk in the lake like nothing's wrong Lydia Lydia you [ __ ] idiot please don't tell me Lydia's still in there continuing to kill her Oh gar okay so Lydia's gone and hogar is now gone she's gone that's it I lost my follower she's still in there I really think she waited for me to come back so she could kill him are those exposed titties well my [ __ ] destruction sucks excuse me no no that was those that wasn't a fart desert that was a perp and it was like a really weird one because I didn't want it to happen but it did for me but anyway um you know this is gonna be yeah we're just gonna chill just do some quests I want to do that one quest what the [ __ ] is this why is it why is their tentacles chat I don't remember there being tentacles here like last time I played this what when did this turn into a hentai what the [ __ ] why does this keep happening how come every time I go to fall crease I spawn with like seven guards but is this normal he's like directing the music that's happening in the background okay well at least here's the best music in the game [Music] I used to be an adventurer like you [ __ ] up Vinny so what point will Randy Savage and Thomas the Tank Engine come into play yeah so when you get to Rorick stead you start a quest line there's a rail worker who ends up becoming a part of the WWE and then from there you get to you meet Macho Man Randy Savage and then that turns into Thomas the Tank Engine not Randy Savage the questline yeah Vinnie have you any opinions of upcoming movies oh okay so this is a true story so I saw Star Wars tonight I liked it when it first started the dude next to me or not when it first started but when the trailer for Avengers showed up the dude next to me who was a little smelly I'll be if I can be honest here some people in the theater we're talking at full volume the dude won shut the [ __ ] up because he couldn't he couldn't bear the idea of someone speaking over the trailer of Avengers 3 so everyone in my row my friends included went turned and looked at the dude and started laughing we thought we were gonna have to deal with that for the whole movie but it wasn't anywhere like that jesus [ __ ] christ this dude please kill him geez who did that there's a murder here what the [ __ ] whoa what is this is this my wife what you want it for that I'll see everyone thought it's a human [ __ ] what are you doing here with my wife please the age-old adage kill it with fire has never been there for over it I'm here for the wedding that interrupts fucus Tirana do it it's sort of just like sucking the life out of the minion for health I can't tell if it's working it's kind of not working this is a weird mutual arrangement where nobody gets anything out of this cerana do you have to look at me while you do that geez it's [ __ ] creepy I'll level up next time I play the game on my own I don't want to waste time in menus right now I want to try to finish this I'm like what even is that noise there's like a weird noise happening Sirhan is stuck over okay hang on a minute this is good this is a good opportunity to pickpocket I am so happy that this dude did not hear that it doesn't count towards leveling up if you get caught right what were you saying you know at first I was okay with your suck because it seemed like there was a purpose but now you're just sucking bananas I'm sorry a gourd is this what you want it's not even the gourd it's not even the gourd is it the bowl well now it's nothing she found some new objects to suck wow this is an impressive glitch causes the wearer to randomly become a werewolf you cannot unequip this ID off [ __ ] I don't want to be a werewolf god damn it this quest is werewolves one of my earlier streams of this I know well I mean you clearly have a violent allergic reaction to it bring him down for the glories of lord is seen oh yeah what I know here the dark beause that look what happened to you is there any indication as to why sir Ana's like [ __ ] up right now don't understand maybe the air all [ __ ] the arrow that was meant for Jack here got cerana cuz she was in the way which is why we didn't see an arrow hit Shakir and he just died well what are you doing sir oh no what the [ __ ] you mean you sure I can trust you so be it sorry what the [ __ ] that chain of events see ya just like a werewolf a big spooky scary werewolf would say SIA and then like a three second delayed crossbow sound effect was it horrendous noise [Music] why is he making static noises it's a bad reception just gonna get a little lost and why the [ __ ] one-hit-kill I just got one hit ko I thought that was a Argonian could you hear it did you hear the loud noise you hear that banging noise it's so awesome explode into pain when it gets Dee summoned sure that another crackle like in the right ear what is with the mixing was it like this on the PC I don't remember there being like weird static crackles okay why are we talking so far away hey cha I think she wants me I'm gonna try to do that because there's a rudimentary puzzle system of this game oh you mean the girthquake Vinny you should scream it bears more often okay sounds good hey do you know what the shout that makes you fly watch I'm gonna show you something cool I'm gonna survive this okay so here's what you do you start by jumping and then before you hit the ground you have to do the all you can't do the shot while you're in the air never mind sorry that wasn't that wasn't the famous trick what is that what the [ __ ] is down there I'm gonna shout at it hello friend oh okay that took a little while but we're good we're friends now I think I just had nothing like naan bread SaberCats favorite food aside from like grizzled [ __ ] we did the thing we bonded we bonded oh yes spin my friend what is this canter what is this the animation is faster than the run speed please I like that Bo's do 20% more damage you can only wear one ring that doesn't make any sense do you know how many people in chat had to tell me that their [ __ ] rings and that's why there can only be one ring but what are we talking about here like that like a chode like a lizard chode you're telling me the lizard can't wear more than one [ __ ] ring did she get a pickaxe cerana is the best comic relief and she doesn't even have to try she just is please don't kill me I never did anything to you can't do it the way it was looking up at me I couldn't do it we're friends now see we're friends now as the dear looks at me longingly what the [ __ ] this game is wonderful I think you've caused it and I'm walking oh I'm sorry that was an eating animation but it the deer was stuck looking at me while trying to eat yeah that's exactly what's happening ok the cow is returning let's see if he notices the bodies just had a long long walk went on some adventures dead tired and immediately goes for the body and leaves All Right see ya oh no no no change them up change the mind and well [Music] what the [ __ ] just happened Howard please clip that how is this game consistently amazing and Serrano knows what's up sure Oh God that's cool why is the bench inside of a crate inside of an end table though Lydia why did you why did you do that why is this like this Lydia I asked you to decorate my front room and you put a bench in an end table it just works don't whoa Serrano what the [ __ ] did you see that gonna need a clip for that to please cerana can we take a look at this for a second please [Music] all right just wanted to make sure that that really happened a number of people have emailed me in regards to my issue with the Netflix micro stutter so again I've I've done a lot of research I'm really sorry about that cerana that was an accident Jesus climbing the mountain in increments of lag one of those moments where it just appears Wow I got hit so hard on my dawn breakers went through the [ __ ] earth and what go ahead oh alright never mind Vinnie are you trying to sneak attack a dragon yeah maybe yeah I'm an [ __ ] just need to get down there very quiet very quiet indeed very quiet hello dragon friend yep yup I had no idea you could do that whoa what the [ __ ] dragons a little glitchy whoa it's alive again bone dragons do exist it's the [ __ ] undead unit from Warcraft 3 oh man I love this game but these bones come from whoa it's [ __ ] raining bones what is this you crazy son of a [ __ ] what just happened here but why am I in the bone zone why did you just conjure like four dead bodies worth of bone the mercy of stand-on does not extend to Daedra worshippers and then the other abominations that prey on mortals vampires werewolves witches but the Daedra are the worst their palace disregards you know in the eyes of the god of mercy he is the God of mercy the patron of order and justice for all of Tamriel we bring his compassion where none can be found by cleansing all those cerrados just trying to rub it in what's that my dude you want a whiskey sour how about you try a Manhattan Special manga ring all right my dude it comes from a frosted yak [ __ ] all right we shave the fuzz off of an orange why did we add a little bit of whiskey the most expensive whiskey this side of the Alps yes good you can see the mammoth its natural habitat vibrating so quickly oh my God look is that what's happening yo we're gonna watch a giant fight a dragon what god that was awesome didn't I do all the universe stuff already yo that mammoth just wrecked the dragon and so did the cave bear now the cave bear is fighting the mammoth mammoth gives no [ __ ] Junior help okay alright alright you guys I've had enough no more no more what are you doing why is just like [ __ ] on fire Genevieve just summon a bunch of boners from his [ __ ] boner what a day I would have you hear me where'd he go where'd he go oh I'm hallucinating that's the obvious answer where the [ __ ] did he go though what do you what are you doing cerana okay even like a simple thing like talking to a rat in a cutscene after inhaling fumes is broken [Music] then make up vomit mage clown bit I thought to myself man I haven't read chat in a while Serrano please don't step on that so wrong [ __ ] christ well I wasn't supposed to die here [ __ ] [ __ ] [Music] can I just blame all of this on Serrano music got very strange for a second also the cracklings kind of stopped between last stream in this one okay thanks guy rim yeah you just had to do that didn't you Skyrim is it that Otis bear what was that noise was that noise why did my left ear get blasted with canned air so mark hamill posted this picture on his Facebook and on Twitter as well this image has been going around a little bit and you know I wouldn't bring up fortitude walrus unless I had a goddamn good reason oh I wanted to speaking of cool English I wanted to read some fortune cookies I got I got two fortune cookies over the past I guess last two times I went to Chinese food and anyway here's the one I got most recently ready there is not greater pleasure than seeing your lived ones prosper there is not greater pleasure than seeing your lived ones prosper second one act like a role model the younger is watching so one how do they know I stream and to the younger is watching the younger brother the young the younger is watching I like how Serrano's trying to level up her stealth while this is happening but we can still see her where'd she go oh wow she is good very good job Serrano I couldn't even see you through some of that that's very stealthy good job whoa what's going on what what are you doing to my cow why from the tried to kill my cow the cow got away though I guess we'll just watch this for a minute you're drunk giant go away I like how the carriage driver just is unfazed by all of this one of them the many where do you want to go oh oh that's all you can say after that what the [ __ ] so why did Serrano fall on her ass also is there a bird that just crashed landed over here did did cerana was Serrano rebirthed by this drug that's giant it almost seems like the giant launched her wait a minute so she was all the way up there and then she came all the way back down okay so when does Sarang get launched there that was the moment of launch right this one right here alright so right here cerana goes into space she's missing she's missing sir on it he's lay off him the many oh oh that's all you can say after that and that was sir on a shadow that wasn't a bird falling out of the sky that was Toronto oh my god that was her oh that was her I said what the [ __ ] okay I'm just happy to be killing [ __ ] if it means a reward and good favor of a demon that's cool also your bow is literally going through your body that's not your bow that's your helmet my mistake carry on carry on Vinnie how do I play Skyrim without soiling it with boobie mods willpower willpower my boob heaven to your arm holy [ __ ] go cerana that's really impressive was there genuinely no hitbox and the Giants head by the way sir Rana is just totally missing sorana cerana are you up here Serrano I guess maybe she went to space and just never came back I don't know I didn't see her go to space she got launched into space right in front of you really uh maybe I wasn't paying attention to it I didn't see it this is important I need to see if this actually happened that's I almost don't believe it oh my god oh my god oh this isn't just that this isn't just bad she got launched with the speed of a thousand suns let me show you this [ __ ] thing this is really this is an impressive launch it was so quick I didn't notice it look at that did you see it if you blinked you missed it we got to slow it down oh that's wonderful there she go there she goes and on an angle to so as a result yeah she's just gone what else got launched what was that a skull the Giants Club also forced a skull into orbit listen when I fast travel she'll come back but I just find it fascinating that I was able to completely lose cerana it's totally gone this is a good game a good game right well well oh I thought that was Tirana I actually thought that corner was a figure mr. Rana looking at me I was about to say where have you been this is a rock what the [ __ ] apparently a couple other people thought of Tirana as well oh it's dementia okay all right well if we need me I'll be in the home with Mike Stoke Laza she's gone Vinny you need to move on mate I listen I didn't see a body as I was walking out I heard where's the bodies man and I like faded away Oh welcome back sir Anna [Music] oh no no no sera no no don't kill sorana No must be gone now um must be gone now you oh oh my egg is done talking oh yeah well I'll say cerana cannot process this must be gone now must be gone now [Laughter] [ __ ] ya space rider [ __ ] brain she passed the Van Allen belt got irradiated and came back down but undetected this is good I want to level up my Oh God really Skyrim twice in one night whoa whoa whoa whoa what the [ __ ] wha [ __ ] right in the armpit oh nice sound great now the game is corrupted Vinny what are the metal nipples all over my jeans what are they for oh yeah I have those too well I'll pose a counter question to you desert why do guys have nipples nature works in mysterious ways same for pants but if you want you could ask pon su Chun yeah just stop please look just just stop this Todd [Music] I'm gonna be okay no I'm not not oh that was a brief heart attack though wasn't it this is why this is why it's tough going from breath of the wild to Skyrim my mom heard you swearing and asked what I was watching and I said some Italian guy was that a satisfactory answer to your mother about why you're watching some [ __ ] [ __ ] screaming and cursing I'm just wondering was that enough did she lay okay I gotcha yup some Italian guy no problem those targets a long time ago I shoot at them from time to time goddamnit sir honor please excellent follow me to the targets and we'll begin he was using the upgrade rack she is hitting the house with a hammer why cerana why what are you doing what he what he I genuinely thought she was in using the workbench where'd she go oh okay space vampire yeah and the house the best part is the house is made of wood but you was making the sound of metal there's an arrow stuck midair above the target in the back really yep yes you are correct thanks for helping me out it's not often I get visitors out here let alone friendly ones kicking around and keeping me company it was nice to finally meet someone out here who doesn't want to rob you or to take off your head I know it isn't much but here take this bow it was given to me by my family it's special to me but brings back too many painful memories so you okay with cerana like upgrading your house banana please why why yes no [ __ ] no it doesn't work oh oh god damn it [ __ ] hell I listen I got this I'm gonna make this work I'm saving that goddamn priestess this is a mission for me now no no no no not right now no no now right now hello now we can talk hi yeah but first you have a thing in your arm [Music] do you see what just happened here I got a bounty and then it was removed because I killed the last witness meaning the chicken I am a very very lucky lizard and why did this happen again did he leave Alma alone wasn't that part of a quest line yeah but surrounded did we want to do that she went through the [ __ ] wall I want you to really like vividly imagine yourself eating a feather do you hear what sounds like canned air in the in your right ear every now and then [ __ ] is that here's the champion who what word where'd the champion go under the floorboards just went straight through the goddamn floor that's it gone no trace remains of the champion it's just me or the Bears sound like they're right next to me hey that's kind of annoying that effect on the armor that's three bears well it's three bears it's three bears goddamnit Serrano why are you so glitchy I can't even talk to her and open the Oblivion gates into Tamriel they called it the Oblivion crisis I'll show ya ending the museum if you need me Oh Oh make yourself at home surround I wanted to just cook this [ __ ] guy's soup bar while we're at it was some chowder you know how to do that did you get permission to do that you know what [ __ ] this guy you should keep doing that what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] bucket what do you mean bucket hello did you have any questions about the museum Oh would you rather tell business oh I have a question about how come you look a little bit like Nicolas Cage also why don't you just tell me about the bucket again with the soup Serrano come on you should know better oh hey Jorgen come on talk sure there's a dragon in town I wouldn't worry about it too much going about jelly-like I'm looking for pieces of Mehrunes razor man I was I was really hoping that that dragon would just not be able to hurt me you want to fight you know let's fight what you died well now Jorgen back up to kill the guard thanks sir honor its the armor but it's not just the armor it's also that [ __ ] dragon had something to do with that the drought let's make no mistake the dragon killed him and then I was blamed for it you want to fight yeah that's good just chop your wood keep chopping chopping keep chopping so I'm one thing I've noticed these people love to Serrano what the [ __ ] are you doing again going off on your own Skyrim is so realistic nice dad's go through the chair what are you doing oh okay you had to okay you had to just readjust you know dude was sitting just fine why would he do that [Music] nothing why are you doing this my father Klepper is the one you have to talk to her I just clean up Skyrim belongs to the Moors my mother and father yellow that's relevant to my life how are you telling me that also double blinking look at that double blink what are you [ __ ] lizard slow this footage down by 25% or at 75% rather and you will see the double blink teleporting I just started the game talking through the bar no just just just walk through the bar stool please for me that's all I want Wow they actually sat properly cerana again having slept for thousands presumably thousands of years you know this the serious vampire with the tragic backstory and she just picks up a [ __ ] mug of ale and starts like you know doing the thing there now cerana is gonna threaten him right she's gonna get on the other side of the table she's gonna look at him with a or she's just gonna cook some soup I'm a busy man half this city works for my family and I have to keep them in line house going on what is happening why is happening I had nothing to do with this but your wife is alive and well see cerana is tending to the Treasury now why are you playing store hi yes I'd like to take some money out what are you doing you don't work here you never worked here see your wife isn't dead your wife is not dead dead mmm claim the home that is rightfully ours but then during their war with the elves we make yourself as home Lords out of the region the Nords didn't care who was and who wasn't involved in the forsworn uprising I had spoken to mod in act once that was enough but my little aether I didn't want to see her Papa liebe I'm not Monadnock I was never a leader the ward the only anger I can justify as my own but first of all you are not a knock okay didn't he didn't he say the name properly like a minute ago now it's midnight neck I'm not Monadnock I was never a leader of the forsworn the only anger I can [Laughter] yeah and to hopefully there will be that even spelled close to Manette well a little bit I wonder if the director was just asleep you see that right there that ribcage that's the director of the previous dialogue Haman add neck I found the dude who sounds like you who says he's not you imagine hearing a story like that over and over my men and I should be in the hills fighting I hear that story over and over again yeah cuz you guys have limited dialogue and you just say the same [ __ ] what are you looking at me for what do you want me to do the [ __ ] what what is how are they about to mount [Music] uh-huh he's gone glory to the farce worn glory to the farce worn come come back there is never one to turn down a fight so yeah what was the second reward was it just that ebony axe holy [ __ ] balls balls hang on a minute desert I don't know what the [ __ ] something weird is happening in the distance [Music] okay but what's happening why are the horse and why are you teleported and why are the horses freaking out [Music] good good game not glitchy at all they really patched this game up nicely since launch [Music] isn't that right dog okay the guards are on edge too something's going on there's some kind of like ominous unknown threat it's not a dragon holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] [ __ ] do what [Music] [Music] I'll do the only thing I know how to do where'd the dog go where does the dog go dog is gone did the dog become my dragon oh hi dog never mind I'm really really really just trying to understand what went wrong what is the glitch the dog was flung like a catapult are you serious the dragon flung the dog into the sky dragon is summoned dog becomes SpaceX next project Dragon Heavy launches the dog into low Earth orbit the dog do you even remember what happened just like a minute and a half ago did you what was it like up there what was it like up there Serano please think about it all right don't think about it Stables guy just broke the fourth wall to told me and to tell me not to think about it you found a friend who understands you you can let go of your guilt it's alright never forgot the shame is too much but you don't need to hide anymore mm-hmm okay goodbye you were young when you first meet me there we all fight our way to him Todd someone in charge said this game is pretty good my dude it's incredible what we're seeing right now todd todd tell me sweet little lies good [ __ ] this game I love the idea that there are people here who have never played Skyrim before and they're watching this for the first time and they're like this one game of the year [Music] pretty not good come on Serano we gotta hide [ __ ] Serano what are we gonna do it's rather now oh no this is the wrong spot now she'll never see us I mean we are exceptionally well hidden let's be real just-just-just there we go there we go what are you eating cheese Oh looks gross dude Tirana what are you doing no Tirana what was that noise [Music] how are they not seeing me [ __ ] you know what I deserve to be caught hi hello make it quick hi need something yeah I stole your statue you know that is a nice-looking waterfall ios8 sometimes this game looks like a wedge of cheese but this site right here that holds up that looks nice goddamnit Serrano you're ruining the view pretty sure that's not how that works how was that I think I just broke the sneak function of the game and I just gave someone a haircut in the process never should have come here [Music] yes you forsake the what is what are you doing Serrano yeah kill this is what I was told to do now I have a soul in Oblivion no Serrano what are you doing no sir owner of the house what are you doing sir why are you doing that remember that this is the same demon that turns to Rana into a vampire why are you like kneeling in submission gonna spend the next twenty to thirty five minutes of the stream looking for a clown wait a minute isn't this clown a jester and isn't this just their part of the Dark Brotherhood huh starting our early are we you're gonna finish your sentence it's a sir oh well I'll tell you what Cicero is fascinated by what's happening let's keep talking sister oh no we're not done talking yet that's cool sister Oh what about your mother [Music] yeah I'm paying attention to the wagon wheel tell me more [Music] still going Cicero is still telling me how to do this well Cicero is aware that death is merely but a face war contraband weapons skooma ain't no way I'm getting any of that Saranda this is not your farm what are you doing what did you put in the ground or take out of the ground Serena you don't work here this is a thing Serrano does you know she thinks she works everywhere every time there's a counter or a thing that you can like work on she goes and does it she really well that's a I wouldn't have dreamed of course we need her and Markarth then I'll come with you good job Serrano do that work just-just yep just start digging just hurry please who knows what those things are doing to her unbelievable don't have anything to say to you straight good mine is closed and the other mine has no or gods personally that actually looks decent the Serrano just never mind you know for as much [ __ ] as I give cerana she doesn't have to do any of this I will always complain about cerana but deep down I truly respect and love her I'll explain why because her vampire story is really [ __ ] up a B I've spent like 20 30 hours doing nothing related to the stuff that could help her so I'm off gallivanting doing like pointless quests and she has she has no dog in this race she's got no spaghetti to forget but yet she follows me around sure she may work a little bit and she may glitch a little bit but I got to say she's the hero she's pure I'm all saw into her skull but it's pretty pure [ __ ] [ __ ] tear enemies their arrows suck their Armour sucks they suck manag nog sucks what's-his-name Maddog Minh Minh doggin I am NOT monogamy manic knock Mahna Mahna knock so did cerana just decide not to come on this mission with me after all i said in support of cerana i was just big up in her telling tales of her glory and her loyalty and then she's just like nope she's out digging that's fine it's better this way how we aware did you come from do you think serena has a boyfriend if so do you think his name is mañana of course the chat is saying it's Monadnock because those boulders were amazing weren't they they really hurt me I have a thing that I want to do I want to try something out I want to loot the Brier heart on a pickpocket in nope we didn't hear that but he will hear a footstep that's as loud as a butterfly farting [ __ ] okay I really want to pickpocket the heart and see if he dies it's an experiment yeah I did it this place where I want to double check I want to make sure that it actually works I want to make sure that wasn't just a fluke oh no no he's straight up dead it works it just took a second I guess the blood had to stop pumping wait what the hell just happened I didn't loot it so I failed the pickpocket right Serrano I failed the pickpocket and then I didn't use the day I didn't actually did I stab the dagger killed him instantly I don't even remember stabbing what are you doing [ __ ] why are you stepping on it you're like in the water so you could look at ways what is wrong with these people get out of the water what are you doing dad what are you doing this guy reached over touched the dead body poked it runs away little girl gets in the water to get a closer look then complains some amazing stuff happening at this door right here it's like a conga line to get in the bar the trauma of the dead body has sent everyone in Mar cars to drink on your feet you have a brother in Markarth quality lock I did the black sacrament over and over with the body in the things and then you came in a Sasson from the dark brotherhood yep that's not mono Serrano actually I'm just her manservant is performing the sacrament I can't [ __ ] deal with this oh my god I hope that's all right with Serrano teleports on over here start stabbing the ground a little bit and then teleports on out of here you know I'll tell you something if this kid wasn't convinced we were part of the Dark Brotherhood he now is wow what kind of magic what kind of magic did they have that they can teleport like this I saw you sir I know what you did God Almighty this game that may have been your greatest laugh ever oh I doubt it have you seen me build bridges but that was that was absolutely one of the most incredible skyrim moments we've ever had and like you know just when you think you've had enough like there could not be any better moments like last week was the best week I'd say last stream in a general sense was the best skyrim stream for glitches so it's like how do you top that and then there it is she did not notice that wait for her to go to her room wait why are we gonna kill ghrelin again kill her with fists and it might suplex her alright we'll kill her one more time but but hang on a minute ghrelin needs to be suplexed this is what the chat saying sounds great you don't scare me you can't suplex her while she's in a chair Oh [Music] mass use on the chair to get her up okay there we go [Music] [Music] man that is amazing that suplex was perfect thank you for the suggestion I can't believe me good suplex people in this game that's so great he got it from the internet haha hang on a minute while this is loading I want to show you again the best scene in all of Star Trek history just in case you missed it earlier the doctor tells him you need an operation the guy says I want a second opinion the doctor says ok you're ugly too but old bull was that funny no it's almost better with no context I think it's a better clip when you don't know what the [ __ ] is happening there hasn't been a moving mannequin that I can tell in the past couple of streams they've been a little weird they've been off-center in fact here's um here's actually instead of them moving they've just been weird here's an example note the direction this mannequin is facing this is the way the mannequin should be facing so that's a thing that happens from time to time in this lovely game I'm still amazed after learning how the the NPCs rather the mannequins work which is that they are just NPCs what's nearby please tell me it's not a dragon can you suplex a mud crab ah god damn it the name isn't coming up other it is Oh finally we get a hit what are you doing what is that you're [ __ ] kidding me you were literally killed by a bug wouldn't be the first time probably won't be the last time oh my god it actually slowed down my frame rates I think that's the most that's a record for the most guards I've seen spawned at one time put the bag on sir on his head can I actually do that so I can't give cerana the hood right the thing yep it works oh it [ __ ] works it takes her hood off wait what you don't like it he doing you put that back on alright let's see what you have you to put that back on she's gonna take it off again isn't she okay Serrano whatever that hurts to listen to the loot no drums screaming some kind of choir with chanting loudest [ __ ] whisper I've ever heard in my life I'm probably you know now that I think about I'm probably the most like disturbed evil person here everyone here seems like they have a wacky old time actually that's not true Babette's actually genuinely frightening but talk cool excuse me in Christ's name are you mr. Rana just about to say where'd you come from no one saw that very very well-hidden that was put a bag on a guard do you mean the executioner's hood why Serrano why are you doing this again this isn't your house you can't see and you don't even know how to make soup [Music] what a silly game Sirona is literally just trying to make the chat laugh that is Todd's greatest gift to humanity we all found upon him but as he sits on his deathbed however many years from now he'll look back and smile thinking of all the people he made happy with his emergent streamer and pcai dedicated to bringing smiles to the faces of the viewers muttering fool you say it's to discuss cicero knows you dude you gotta be careful you use your whisper your inside voice wait until the dudes gone Cicero's staring at me what do you you've created an awkward situation her name is Marie I need you to talk to her set up the contract and carry it out nice music you got you got there sister or you found us how great represent us well and get the job done since it's your first contract I'll let you keep whatever movie repaid she'll be generous I'm sure there's no one shut the [ __ ] up [ __ ] that's not good Cicero's planning betrayal get that [ __ ] noise out of my ears alright this [ __ ] is just Shady look look it's happening again what are you doing what what is that what do you search they search douche for a minute and then they stop since everyone loves to go to the bar just just leave that there see what happens what happened knock off not a whole lot of [ __ ] given or are you gonna acknowledge the bodyguard Oh what happened waste MPC watching is better than people watching in real life why are you talking to me why are you looking at me like that the dark brother uh-oh oh my goodness you're really here the black sacrament it actually worked bastards better off the other guy just said there was Alain but I was considering more and when did I kill Elaine DuPont he's dead right my thanks to you assassin alright sera I know you're jealous and again with the abundance of guards [Music] the sky cerana you guys have fun with that what are they doing have you ever wondered why the what the [ __ ] are you doing MIT this is an assassin trick illusion and conjuration 1000 you're attacking the wrong side also have you ever wondered why these practice dummies sound a lot like you know real people flesh when you carve into him this lizard is missing all of these strikes but somehow it's cool the leg stanky look at how stanky that leg is the game never disappoints oh no wonder they're sending me a proper lizard to do these missions the other lizard in the dark brotherhood has no idea how to use a sword oh okay why is it giant threatening my cow what are you what are you doing John okay you know you're tall enough to just Oh what are you doing I'm not intervening mind you couch hello okay can you just tell me where my cow went been here the whole time sir honor so here we go see I'm turning yep there you see it there do you see it wow it just disappeared went so high up that it disappeared okay the Giant is back we get a part two of this this is a good experiment because we get to see what the AI does that's your priority cerana oh oh that was a whole lot more brutal giant is just looking down at his victim contemplating the meaning of life and death possibly regretting the actions it is taken killings never easy it's hard to take a life nice foot down in order for this experiment to be qualified as such we need to see what happens the third time Serrano is resurrecting the cow I didn't I didn't see that okay the weather is different I think all right so the giant it's threatening the cow the cow has gotten away oh my god good [ __ ] good [ __ ] three different times three different results three parallel universes I think the cow transcends universes though in the first universe the cow got away but meekly and was launched in the second universe the cow tried to wait it out a bit you know and then tried to get away but was too slow why are you smelling his dick cows like let me smell yo dick cow was very pleased the giant is dead and now will return to its proper spot in the third universe the cow was very very smart and fast oh you've been here the whole time huh Lydia just watching the fun just watching the carnage unfold yeah make it look like that was intentional huh Serena someone in chat just said Lydia was minding her own business hmm mods Vinnie I'll never understand why you punish people for such simple jokes [Music] see kick a man while he's down whoa that is [ __ ] awesome I'm sorry I scared the cow cow got scared it's seen too much [ __ ] in one lifetime certainly what did you have in mind well I feel like more animals could only be fun we need a bar to be pleasant to have some music in the house why am i buying a bar good see she loves being on the stream sometimes when I stream after a long day like yesterday this is me this is like what did you come from Thanks okay now sir Ronnie you don't want to step on that switch whatever you do Serrano you don't want to touch the switch oh good it didn't hear us whoops sorry a little gust of air brush the cable so much is led to this day so much planning and maneuvering now it's as if the very Stars have finally aligned but I digress here they need to be delivered to your excess the items I heard a clap but no clap was done yes rexis yes rexis the items please thank you yeah yeah yeah yeah [Music] well those are some really [ __ ] cool noises I hear like scummy footsteps but I don't see any scum is it glitched in the wall I think it's above isn't that funny how my first instinct is that something is glitched in a wall can you blame me I think I leveled after death I heard the noise oh no there's a basket in the way you can't get over that that didn't look natural your back good all right so you're joking yep wants to kill the amulet how the Emperor did the amulet perfer had a stroke I'm good but this is all so much to take in I need time to read the letter and figure out where we go from here and this amulet mm-hmm interesting right do you think Sauron is upgrading armor right now I'm thinking we need that amulet appraised I want to know where it came from it's not sir honest Tirana doesn't come to the Dark Brotherhood that dude yes sir honor doesn't want to come in here I think it's too spooky for her she likes to frolic amongst the trees and the Sun because she's a vampire apparently that's what vampires do let's get indoors or in a cave anywhere just out of face yeah well you could have come in tirana and you were kind of already in a cave oh there's that cool little crackle in the left ear just just tickles the hairs on the inner ear doesn't it just tickles them the entire guard of the town all of them every rift in garden hey there you guards looking for anything in particular perhaps a secret entrance to the thieves guild [Music] okay I don't know where it is I doubt such a thing exists it's only a local legend nothing to see here hello welcome to my store I am a thieves guild member that has not been in any other part of Skyrim did you know that Skyrim belongs to the Nords I don't know if you knew that but you should really think about it we were here first so you know that must mean you kissed it Skyrim along Voldemort's fun exert or to buy some food well [ __ ] I guess I'll have a seat to Serrano why not come on come on and I'm stuck and I'm stuck now I'm not still stuck can't move I can't move I'm not kidding I can't [ __ ] move it's amazing I think the chair just broke me Todd why that's how you do it I look like Mokpo myth who would suplex an old lady nice old lady that took care of children I would do that some [ __ ] monster some lizard a monster with a tail wearing a weird hood or possibly a crown at the time thieves guild armor and some lizard some lizard would do it I think I'm gonna have to suplex the Emperor but I am a little confused about one thing so because I talked to a corpse I'm qualified to kill the Emperor you know the Emperor of Tamriel the whole Tamriel like that Emperor can we send the clown what do you want what do you want what are we doing what do you want who are you who said that what is that what are you what are you where what the [ __ ] yo that voice was like right in my ear [Music] if you're looking for opportunities to make some coin well I'm your man I'm sorry but you did not you were that far away Hayes it seems there is Dredd everywhere I'm sorry dragon but I beg you here today put such fears aside enjoy yourselves I forgot to suplex oh [Music] there's someone it's your wife all of my dreams have come [Music] unholy Hellfire shall reign upon this wedding I'm gonna try my method one more time oh cool cool noises suplex is pretty cool someone said they spent [ __ ] forever trying to do this okay well the next speech I'm gonna try the gargoyle and if that doesn't if I still get a bounty with gargoyle then I'm going to suplex I didn't get a bounty Cerrano resurrected the bride are you serious Serrano why would you do that why would you do that Serrano please cerana is gonna get blamed [Music] who's this lizard person the lizards fighting people now huh the BART is still playing Serrano resurrects the dead bride the bard still plays that prefer lady just teleported down there oh [ __ ] oh they're not coming they're not coming from me they're going for that lizard the wrong lizard got blamed they blame they blame the other Argonian thinking it was me it's scripted but you [ __ ] up by staying up there Astrid and the cave oh all right you're the Thieves Guild dude or sorry Dark Brotherhood blizzard I'm good now I don't have a bounty she's dead wait a minute where's this flute must have been nothing was this flute noise coming from how are you playing the flute No just check it I never should have taken this job oh my god this game unsatisfying I agree that the the suplex was way more satisfying but somehow I managed to get away with that entirely except for Vito poor vitória I don't even I can't even process the chain of events Serrano brain vitória back there was a battle the lizard appears on the armaments I escaped I run through the door I go out the bottom lizards their wedding ceremony and reception rather returns to watch the wedding that isn't happening you sleep rather soundly for a murderer doesn't ring a bell sadly do that oh my god spider shut the [ __ ] up it's a great noise you should keep it up let's go see what the bard looks like remember I have a bard now [Music] as he told the book battles in both he and me Lydia come on not you were not you two honored to see you again my fame burnt she's just crying bloody murder that was a good suplex you got to admit does a good one but you know I can't live in that dimension remember the cow knows all the cow knows what happened marry the Argonian guy who got stuck in a former dungeon then adopt a kid I don't think I want to marry a lizard and adopt twice to make it more hectic all right where's where's the lizard tell me about the lizard don't marry such cool noises windhelm I never remember will Windhelm is ever so wait does the girl lizard have a child that can be adopted as well you need to do a quest to get the item needs propose you also need to do a quest for the character you want to propose to oh man that's too much work at the very least I can get this thing started and I can meet the Argonian wife maybe if you could live anywhere in Skyrim where would it be I kind of like solitude okay okay some good footsteps you got there what why don't you just smooth criminal' warp on backwards Oh hey Serena I look at that walking animation those steps is so amazing even serrano kind of teleports the lizard in the cave is better as they are also a companion oh I don't I don't want to companion I want lit I want cerana as my companion and also you know Cicero becomes a companion eventually I was told there would be a lusty argonian maid here what's coming after me what is it oh it's a dragon those poor people Wow yeah they may be so a [ __ ] but they are sturdy as [ __ ] whoa erotic slightly more pressing issues enhancer on Serrano come on let me do the lines you didn't get the kill I did god damn it's are not God you know something that hasn't happened today Serrano infinitely sucking the energy from someone so I need a ring or I need some kind of necklace to actually get the marriage started I can't believe I'm doing this and like only a minute after I said I wasn't doing it well I think the meme juice has finally run out I don't think there was there's gonna be a lot of glitches tonight finally happened I feel it tonight's the night that there will be no glitches I just feel it it's just a you know it's an instinct I say it every week and I'm always wrong [Music] I just don't know anymore men okay okay well it's an omen thanks Tirana never mind the glitches will be plenty plentiful and glorious tonight we just started cerana come on [Music] okay is this how one walks upstairs and I was worried that the meme juice had run out holy [ __ ] what are these people doing I got a couple clips - there's gonna be a spoiler clip in here let's start with this one shall we so this is from the other day so again this is prerecorded there's the horse our buyer I didn't summon this country look what are you doing here man and he doesn't shut the [ __ ] up he keeps talking the horse died and the [ __ ] spectral assassin willed himself back into existence the troll just wouldn't move so there's this big battle going on troll does not move out of the doorway [Applause] until then thanks troll um and then I guess this is an important clip sorry Don guard spoilers I did this on my own this was more for me so Lord harken is dead that's around his dad remember that okay that's cool thanks Ron I need to thank Siriano this game will never fail to amaze me let's continue on our quest to marry a lizard what was that oh come on what what what's happening is this dragon trying to attack my cow you can't you can't have the cow all right well the [ __ ] does anyone remember what happened here cuz I don't why is this dude here maybe not using a controller would help that's cool mate but this is the switch version I don't remember if I killed him [Music] oh my god what is happening in there I can see through his body this dude's got invisible dick confirmed let me see if I can yeah lets Serrano help me out here like I said this was here before I got here alright now listen I'm a registered gynecologist I can do this oh okay that's too filthy even for me you know I don't think I care much about this dragon anymore I think um I think [ __ ] you dragon and can now be a fish as it has always wanted to be where did you come from yeah I wonder Serrano where'd this thing come from what are you what is it attacking what is it a kill it-it's attacking a fox it's just destroying the local wildlife you [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] it's attacking another thing here I don't know what it's attacking guys I don't know what it's attacking got it oh [ __ ] that was Serrano's Fox whoop oh - oh God wait a minute it was attacking my horse oh no whose horse is this the [ __ ] is going on in this game this rabbit is going mental this dragon attacked some Rando I need to find the person their horse is alive but are they [Music] huh I'm sorry what are you doing down there hello it's really dead then no I am dead good day just just slide along you know the Oasis songs slide away what are you doing how are you doing that are you I [ __ ] give up this is the horse that she thinks she's riding in the ground mind you oh oh you're back I bet you have the advantage they never see you coming okay goodbye I just need to put the controller down for a second [Music] just when you thought the meme juice was over how are you gonna get through the dragon bones oh you can just walk right through them that's fine why does this game not care but why did why doesn't it care about life it's like Tommy Wiseau do you understand life excuse me but what is happening excuse me but these are bones why is there a foot floating in the river why is there a foot floating in the water back to the bones I hope you have learned to be their master so remind me the bones float are they light enough to float horse you mean horse whose horse is this is that lady's horse from earlier the hunter what the [ __ ] is happening there's like a whole story that unfolded right in front of my house and I would have missed it had I not just taking a stroll you creepy [ __ ] you were not facing that way when I was last in this house you're good you know I don't even really want to get married in this game I kind of just want to I don't just want to not have to worry about any of that stuff you know cuz then I'm gonna handle a little lizard babies running around the house and you know a lizard wife it's just gonna get weird and complicated but I promised there aren't lizard children I was told there would be lizard children you have to adopt a filthy human someone emailed me telling me about a buggy lizard let's see let me let me check this out what what is it Serrano what are you doing Durkee 'this is the name of the glitchy lizard now let's go save their Keith this so I'll forget about this one for now then we'll go to dark eat this so remember I'm looking for I'm looking for my husband Jesus Christ so if anyone sees a lizard be sure to let me know I mean he doesn't know he's going to be my future husband oh wait till he gets a load of meat I see you I see you I'll be right there I missed the lizard husband's lever oh I gotta get that okay I'll go back give me a second don't get yourself killed oh god what is he doing oh yeah right then this way need something I'm sorry what am i looking at and who are you Derick he--this from dark water crossing should have known better than to swim all the way this falls yeah he's glitchy get me out of here [ __ ] tha's why didn't you free yourself there was a key in the urn this is gonna be a special marriage I can tell I'm shocked the fine person like you is it buried already interested in peoria have a kind heart I'd be honored to walk by your side until the trees themselves fade away if you would happen you don't even know me we we just met and I saved you from a prison that you likely weren't even stuck in okay the key was in the urn you had a bow and arrow and a pickaxe you could have mined yourself out of there or this is a trap this is a trap I know what this is dark Heath has got himself caught he heard about me my exploits he was waiting for me to rescue as short as life can be in this land we will have each other okay goodbye he's going to the temple okay well what if I bring the other lizard they're like is it gonna be some like crazy [ __ ] like Mario RPG wedding attend your wedding ceremony okay instantly organized okay here we go dark Heath this is here Lydia is here thanks Lydia for traveling all this way what the [ __ ] is happening I'm in control of this kind of or some of these people attending this wedding it's a little rude for that person to just be staring at the statue I do now and forever do you agree to be bound together in love now and forever you're just going to walk away from your betrothal get out of the temple just Lee top 10 anime betrayals number one where's Mike where's my husband you can't kill dark he--this anyway but it was all just a dream do you agree to be bound together in love forever under the authority of Mara the divine of love I declare this couple to be wet so dark Keith this is gone we get married there keith is just leaves just [ __ ] walks right out did my lizard husband really just up and leave I've spent a total of 65 seconds with dark ëthis both before and after the marriage apparently if you sleep in the same bed as him you get bonus experience excuse me I think this dude is just straight-up gone I don't think I don't think anything I don't think anything's happened please again you're facing the wrong way please oh hi babe do you want a thousand roses how did it get back did it really walk all that way back in the time it took for me to what are you doing chicken so apparently dark heath this isn't some cave around here the amount of work just to get a glitchy lizard husband it's not worth it the main glitch with dark Isis is that when he's married he can't stay at your house it's a really boring an utter taining glitch all right well where the [ __ ] is dark heath this I can't even find out if that's accurate he lives in the mine Oh what the [ __ ] is he living in a mine for it's Ronna do you see a lizard I think the dude just left Skyrim apparently he can't even move into your home so I have a better idea I'm gonna find well just watch you'll see you can't get dis married wait a minute so I'm forever married to an absentee husband I love this I love this absentee lizard that you marry and he disappears from your life that's amazing I do now did you see what Serrano just did she just pushed me closer to him okay why are you running why are you running dude dude [Music] [Music] this is emotionally overwhelmed [ __ ] [ __ ] 'this is gone again by the way totally gone no the dude is just [ __ ] gone doesn't go to my house he hired a thief to cover his escape what did I do to him so ok look he's already leaving and I'm stuck in his dialogue no come here [ __ ] holy [ __ ] he's so fast I can't I can't stop him from leaving yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo we are united where should we live my home is yours of course it will be our little nest I'll be well over you there that's weird this must be that beautiful Skyrim weather I've always heard about okay great gone it's gonna lay eggs in my cave please no are you going where are you going [ __ ] I love this game one way all right now the I'm gonna find you I'm gonna get you get you get you get you throw what are you doing [Music] are you talking Serrano what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] you will not survive the attempt lizard [Music] [Music] yeah ran off wait no he attacked her first I guess he's broke he's broke now wow wow this is [ __ ] unbelievable yeah he ran off definitely I don't think I want to marry him and [ __ ] this dude this guy sucks alright see ya just leave a [ __ ] 'this what's your opinion on all this you should leave now alright well I've seen into your future you should leave now and I'm gonna tell you something you're gonna try to kill my friend cerana we've been on many adventures together you can't just do that sorry lads I'm gonna marry Cicero [Music] where'd you get that line from a shortest life can be in this land we will have each other well let's let's get the ceremony on the road time for some lusty argonian maid action I know how much you guys love her this stream has been a complete mess almost nothing has been accomplished today and forever do you agree to be bound together in love now and forever you're just going to walk away from your betrothal get out of the temple you should leave now you should leave now the Nords don't appreciate us so what I don't appreciate them the game lizard wedding is on [Applause] excuse me I just have to clear my throat many Scouts where are you Michael Michael is the ruin every lizard with a marriage proposal and then a breakup at the altar give me the lizard and no one gets hurt someone said he's on the boat he is not on the boat the stream is buts this entire stream has been like but dicks Argonian assemblage [ __ ] is that why am I not allowed entry is a lizard not entitled to the sweat of his brow oh god you're not supposed to be here shut up that's close enough okay you're not supposed to be in here you're not supposed to be in here you're not supposed to be in here I can't believe this can I marry that lizard why do I care so much I don't even give a [ __ ] what is wrong with me we are gonna need let's do the work that noise you can't even marry this one you have to do a quest for him he doesn't have a quest for me I hate this game I got the amulet on there's no quests hey Gort you want to get married any port on the coast you already have the quest talk to Tom Trobe Jorn shatter trove joy and shatter filled troll troll Jorn who the [ __ ] is trouble Iran shatter shield I thought it might be good if I could you know if I could dump one lizard get with another lizard doc dump one lizard get with another lizard I thought that would be good turns out this isn't good I'm gonna try one more time and then I'm gonna give up and I'll just be a bachelor which would make sense actually after all this you have to do the lizard and go and do the first question I think but I spoke to the lizard like I spoke to the lizard in entirety I've gotten every dialogue option from the lizard well I don't call this is why I don't want to get married it's either japes or misinformation but I think I'm gonna stop trying now I already had one dude run away from me all right and then attack my friend cerana who I would marry if I could by the way none of this is worth it someone in chat just said you've officially made me want to play this game again I don't see how anything you've seen today could make you wish to play the game again it's possible well that when you beat up the bard the quest with the lizard was removed how does this game continue to make no sense Iran is getting our exercise in it's good exercise yeah boats seem non glitchy I'm not doing any more marriage I've had it with love fed up with this world if I decide to remarry it won't be on this stream [Music] [Music] [Laughter] vini all of those weddings were sabotaged Bening they were your fault alone yeah I could still be upset about that there they go there they go all them guards their shift is over then if it makes you feel better I bashed my head so many times I bashed my head in so many times as a result of this dream that I look like an Argonian now hey you want to get married I think this skeleton would make a fine husband they call us thieves and smugglers I'm glad to see that you are not such a lot take a look Veronica jealous I think Dad I'd be much good yeah anyway the little FOP company pretty deep pop but I slashed him good pretty sure i severed an artery don't know what you're gonna find in there what is your honor don't Lee just follow the blood are you just chillin oh wait no cerana are you doing like a hurt animation do me a favor and kill that little gesture twice just to make sure Vinnie if you kill cicero i will find you and smear a black hand of [ __ ] on your door oh I get what you're doing they're like the the Brotherhood [Laughter] damnit cerana you took away my suplex I'm gonna let him live I'm going to let him live I'm just I really wanted to suplex a gesture while wearing a jesters outfit gotcha I couldn't even see it goddamn it I'm doing it again one more time one more time I want the camera to have a better angle now I know how to do it yeah yeah yo yeah we're gonna pull to the top of that mountain you puke Romaniacs all right we're done it made me want to re-watch that stupid movie with Brendan Fraser no no holy [ __ ] this is now this is now personal [ __ ] is strong even from my overleveled ass Wow I have like sneak 100 almost and I have a locket that improves sneak how do you know [Music] so you shouldn't be able to see you when you're standing in plain sight my friend I don't think you know how Skyrim works the essence the very essence of this game is people not seeing you while you're in plain sight that's how the sneek system works if you know you know how you collect all the potions and you never use them stole the heart right from his [ __ ] chest someone I just wrote Orioles boy is out of energy hmm how about that so that's what that looks like someday soon you will all see battle and what you do here today may well save your lives I guess if you haven't watched since the previous Skyrim stream I'd like to inform you that cerana in fact shot first it was an accident I think this is the most insane one yet this this is actually slowing down the frame rates that's a [ __ ] mark on your bingo sheets guard festival this was so intensely terrible that they didn't even know how to move away from each other for a couple seconds Wow that was amazing I didn't even think that many entities can be on screen at the same time in this game okay what's happening here maybe they need to widen these passages a bit just like cut into the rock on the left a little bit got to be honest I don't know who that is I don't know why you're telling me that videogame NPCs are very strange after a little incident with a roguish lad and the daughter of a prominent babe well let's just say not afraid not but if you're serious about sharpening that tongue you might try the bards College in solitude my friends as Emperor I of course reserve the right have first taste you shouldn't do that keep it together Gianna keep it together delicious it is everything I had hoped it would be it i delicious you say this is all over you could sign one of your cookbooks for me I've been waiting for this opportunity for a long time [Music] I am chef of poison the Emperor no no you don't just hey cerana what are you doing up here you crazy girl you are you doing

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Id: 958e4LmXIzg

Length: 157min 21sec (9441 seconds)

Published: Mon Sep 17 2018