[VINESAUCE] Vinny's ULTIMATE Smash Pack #1

[Music] hmm welcome to the stream i have it it just finished updating boy do i have some stories for you oh i got crazy stories we're gonna smash a little bit and then uh game awards there's a lot of people streaming this at the moment i think we're good it's out already in many places so um anyway welcome to the stream this is a very exciting day for me it was also one of the worst most frustrating days for me there's an overflow of emotion i i can't even begin to explain geez as is tradition every year i have a smash story this year might be the worst yet i'm gonna compose myself we're gonna relax and we're gonna play some matches are you ready are you ready [ __ ] no yes go in so i'm gonna do some matches first then i'll do world of light for a bit and then game awards in like an hour and a half smash is finally here i've been waiting for this moment for a week all right maybe a little longer [Music] oh we're getting the vocal remix right away huh no i'm not doing online matches i've been um people have requested that i stream this with like every single person on the internet no online matches sorry eventually i have a router on the way not a router uh it's wired uh okay i can't watch this anymore sorry i i gotta play i gotta play i've been in what really already a sticker and it's the dude from harmony of dissonance a belmont immediately greets you thanks juiced okay nice music here we go so i haven't played this yet i had this for a couple hours and um i'll tell you the whole story when i'm doing my matches but i can't right now because i don't want to ruin the fun so spirits smash let's just smash it up at least the menu's a little bit more tolerable yeah no three stock is good wow it even saves it as sir jesus this is a lot of levels all right you select the stage first oh jesus guys oh jesus [Music] this roster sucks where's where's where's all the characters morgue zorn rock natural d the most natural of all the d's i'm using the pro controller for now but eventually i'll probably use gamecube controller um i like the pro controller i think i'll be fine with it i i use the [ __ ] wii u gamepad for smash 4. i know i know i'm insane but i do have an adapter let's try a seven just because it's been a while since i played smash brothers and i'm gonna suck green curb the smash brothers curse yes this music [Applause] oh great items are on you're going to need them curb link looks [ __ ] awesome look at link he looks good how do i go to link i want to go to link yeah link there you go link link looks [ __ ] awesome he looks so good his voice sounds good the shield looks good okay sorry this is officially the second smash launch i've been able to experience that's the ninja grey fox sorry this is right this is great snake it's me deep throat oh man i want you to be playable too can everyone just be playable please oh man what am i doing i can't like tell you the difference between this and smash four off the top of my head but eventually we will come to know these differences hey there frank franiken friend akin but yeah i haven't played smash since the cloud dlc i think we're just a little bit after that like there was bayonetta and corn this remix everything is so great this remix is great i love it no goodbye kirby goodbye oh mr saturn hello oh oh i don't want to get in the pot i don't want to get in the pot [ __ ] all right we're not doing pot this time this is like different curb game thing about the bomb herbie well if this isn't an omen i don't know what is who could this child be oh finally once doesn't look all washed out and gross looks awesome my smash is just rust at the moment not like i was ever really that good at this game but [Music] oh link doesn't have hookshot anymore for grabs also link is not one of my mains it used to be not lately though oh you can hold that for as long as you want now [Music] um okay so man murray tower is great but so look at all these [ __ ] levels jesus midgar with the same two songs [Music] samus looks good i'm gonna stick with seven because i'm pretty terrible grapple beam still nice [Music] tried i tried chat yeah all the little visual touches are nice i mean they're subtle but like not just the smoke but some of the other effects also mario has a very threatening walk in this game oh there he is oh [ __ ] you must stop dr huawei immediately samus man tough luck mario tough luck mario [Music] wait what it's mine now you know okay good good good master ball i don't know who this is i like this lad whoever this lad is it's not a pony yacht is it it's um [Applause] [Music] it's hort um you know what in the spirit of the 20th anniversary of metal gear solid one of my favorite game series and to celebrate snek being back in smash brothers shadow moses what about link oh link link has this classic well actually that's more um the tunic of tunic of the wild yo look at link's [ __ ] outfits they're amazing [Music] that's the music i want it's nice to see shadow moses in hd are you hearing this music right now sons are are you hearing this music don't get out of here oh i know that that's naui for emblem tiki sorry not wrong person [ __ ] hell got a little ahead of myself don't mind me i'm i'm an imperfect being sometimes i make mistake and be bad at video games and say baby things jesus [Applause] all right oh my god still wow oh how the [ __ ] yo it looks like some of these knockouts look like they're gonna be awful and then they're just kind of like oh yeah no problem you'll be back give me that landmaster oh [ __ ] yeah i deserve that oh that's directly in front of you [ __ ] i heard they brought back the tripping mechanic i heard people really like that [Music] no that's not all right i'm kidding there's no tripping mechanic in the game people are actually like thinking i'm serious about that no god forbid god forbid i got dunked [Music] i couldn't even say that without voice cracking no it's okay if i do level seven oh zelda looks awesome as we know [Music] i just wanted to get her once with that at least [Applause] yes music yes ocarina yes ocarinas [Applause] zelda this is the best looking zelda in any smash brothers so far from for me yeah i want to do classic mode that'll be good training um i'm gonna go for zeld i i don't know how to play zelda too too great but i love zelda so and she looks awesome vinnie do kirby when you can oh i will eventually there he is there's the lad [Music] you're not getting back on wario there's just no way you're getting back on [Music] oh yes just hearing this theme makes me want the skyward sword announcement at the game awards you know what yeah why not let's do it make it happen nintendo available tonight and no one ever played katamari rerolled as a result i don't love it i have my problems with that game i don't really even want to replay it but maybe they'll do something to make it a little bit better maybe if they re-release it they'll fix some of the stuff it's not that bad of a game has good dungeons there's a lot of there's a lot of positives to the game um and i wouldn't mind checking it out again but i would not play this the wii version again anyway yiga clan it's not south detroit that's right why because where's san diego one of my all-time favorite stages get in there yes [Applause] okay so for anyone joining off the main page inevitably there will be um i'm not a smash expert but maybe you could see that by me playing the game i'm a variety streamer and i'm bad at video games there he is [Music] okay bye k rool let's get that intensity up oh man look at the scum look at the scum on zero suit samus's outfit there's a lot of zelda stages in this game that's that's a good thing lots of good zelda music man could you imagine octorina looked like this i mean we were here just yesterday cerrito valley i had to take the chicken to the waterfall and get a bad item [Music] vinnie you called a dark samus zero suit oh all right edge suit samus then whoa this is a zelda spin-off that i would like zelda has to save the land from a bunch of dark links link's essence has been like [ __ ] kidnapped or something by gannon who's now named crenando legally but could you like zelda with a sword though like this particular sword benny are you gonna play the new cs go battle royale mode anytime soon excuse me that's a thing really what the [ __ ] when splatoon 2 battle royale happening please stop that please open oh [Music] it's held up live this is pretty [ __ ] cool okay final boss crenando yep there he is the lad crenando with his sword i actually can't wait to use him because i now feel like he's his own character that foot out of here [Music] that's what magic oh [ __ ] really oh my god [Music] i had no idea this was in the game the music zelda one zelda one crenando tower okay [Music] goddammit sakurai trying to block listen listen i'm gonna suck at this game for a long time yep it's gonna happen but i'll get better it may only be a little bit better but it'll be better [Music] you know what i forgot delta can teleport seriously three years of rust well probably a little bit less cool [Applause] nice work look at snake [Music] just look at him just just look at him he's glorious [Music] oh really they always got to do something with the credits this is awesome i see i just shot david hayder sorry david you know most famous for the hog line that's who he is just in case anyone didn't know that's his claim to fame talking about squeezing hogs and stuff so i'm never going to be able to read any of these names every time i beat this game anyone else find it weird that zelda is shooting a bazooka no it's fine right this is this is fine i mean smash brothers it's fine you just get used to it it just works also i have to thank nintendo again for loosening their grip on youtube they have not been copy striking me round of applause finally they joined 2018 hopefully they don't have this game also copy strike which isn't even a real word but okay zelda starlee mimikyu i love mimikyu buzzbuzz from earthbound no [ __ ] those buzz wait really robin i thought it was gonna unlock an order well robin's one of my mains so this could be good for me oh they gave a meter the robin meter thank god for that [Music] i remembered my teleport yeah chad is saying double donged how dare you what what are you how dare you chat yeah they were going to make dark kirby an echo fighter but they gave up on that on this [ __ ] stupid level [Music] ms paintland it's time to vomit all over the level good [Applause] [Music] level oh that was that was the hit right there yoshi got saved by the hill that was a good suplex though [Music] wow donkey kong would rather die than get sucked oh [ __ ] now you can pick on someone your own size donkey kong you [ __ ] that level looked really good the couple seconds of it that i saw they did a good job graphically updating some of the older stages even if they're subtle oh jesus gaming mario flashbacks or rather um mario wear gold oh thanks thanks five volt that's my um my video game girlfriend according to most of the chat god bless [Music] is that a new kirby move the fire move it's from 64. i love it is what it is it was in melee too okay it's been a while since i played ether well i played 64 somewhat recently for corruptions all right [Music] your bodied son how what the [ __ ] kind of magic is this [Music] that recovery is insane oh man i lost so much of my score fountain of dreams looks awesome the reflection crust is now gone [Music] small [Music] [Applause] excuse me excuse me [Music] oh they did some pretty [ __ ] awesome boss fights in this game huh marks we were allies we were friends and star allies what happened what's changed since then well this is [ __ ] awesome [Music] oh it's not so awesome anymore what are you doing kurt stop that god damn it it's [ __ ] serious body horror happening in classic mode that's a tough one [Music] snake's gonna have a good boss fight isn't he i can [ __ ] hardly wait for snake's fight marks you dopey [ __ ] just just be playable no trophies but we get some nice crusty uh jpegs not really a jigglypuff player i mean i can you know we can just take jigglypuff back level looks good though i've been saying that a lot but it's true i like the way it looks it's clean decrusted and clean [Music] yes i want my rubbing back robin back oh oh that's what that is okay cool nice nice yeah the remote bombs are cool it's gonna take some getting used to but they're pretty awesome all right robin [Applause] robin's a character i used a lot but i also i'm not gonna remember how to use robin batman is not here thunder and flames i get it [ __ ] yeah robin's pretty awesome when it comes to mind games in particular for an unskilled smash dumbass like myself i i enjoy robin but you know i kind of kind of suck we'll see if i can suck less i'd love that you can see the [ __ ] the amount of book you have left this is a good feature that's my favorite mushroom from earthbound why does it shoot stink yeah robin yeah robin sport characters have inverse controls yes that sounds awesome there's incineroar everybody aren't you happy incineroars in the game i know i am [Music] to each their own [Applause] um i know that incineroar flexes so that's kind of cool and maybe he'll be fun to play as ready but i chose rowlet ken that's another newcomer [Music] and you may be saying well ken's just a clone and you'd be right but he's the first clone hang on a second guys one second phone call [Music] i was that was mario from verizon following up to make sure my internet was okay after the three and a half hour fiasco not kidding someone named mario actually fixed my internet [Applause] [Music] did you make an it's a me joke while you were on the phone with him he would have like cut my internet if i did that on purpose double the robin's double the mind games only mr saturn can save me now jesus [Music] jesus [ __ ] christ [Music] still do that nice get cheesed my friend she lost quite a few brain cells in between the previous life in this life sick air oh i am [ __ ] boned i'm in the bone zone stop that what are you doing what is that cat cradle they did the cat's cradle that was a good thorn gonna get back on buddy gotta get back on pal that hurts a lot i just feel bad for crazy hand more than anything [Music] oof that was [ __ ] that scream those fingers jesus body horror brothers jesus okay we're good we're good uh that was tough again i'm not an expert at smash brothers for any new new viewers welcome to the stream everybody knows the rules honest thoughts is this a good game i think it's a good game if you like smash brothers you're not gonna hate it i think some people will find reasons but i am enjoying it um but i'm not a smash expert you might wanna watch like someone who if you're competitive and you wanna know if it's good for competitive play i can't really answer that i just think it's a good game and i like it a lot so far but it's more of what you know smash brothers to be so yeah am i having fun with it i am having fun the forbidden word yes i am porn [Music] corn [Music] [Applause] so i guess i can tell you what happened so why do i have the game early so my youtube network screenwave who are just nice people that i get along with you know they're not like [ __ ] greedy company they're like actual human beings and and uh i like them a lot they managed to get the game early somehow i don't know how they did it i was gonna drive to pennsylvania so i could get the game that's a two-hour drive i almost did that and then i said you know what there's a chance i might not make it back for the game awards so what they did was one of the the lads that works there drove to me and actually gave me the game that's how [ __ ] lucky i am that's how lucky i am i know however here's where i wasn't lucky i had no internet there was someone here yesterday they changed out the box and they forgot to update the settings which we didn't know i was on the phone with verizon for four hours i didn't eat until 5 pm that was the first time i ate today um i was on the phone for a long [ __ ] time and basically they i kept trying to like get them to dispatch someone and then they would hang up and like put me to a new person sorry we can't dispatch anyone oh yeah you're gonna need the dispatcher so they said that someone had to go into the box and do that stuff all i had to do was the last guy i got who was mario swear to god that's his name the savior of the stream mario the unit tells me to go into the box outside because it was a new one gives them i give them the serial number they didn't update the serial number so they they gave me a new box but they didn't update like the numbers i know it's i don't really understand how it works myself they didn't update it in their system properly so it reset so after i streamed last night i lost internet and then it stayed that way all night so instead of having someone dispatch to the house all i had to do was read a number to a dude and then they fixed it on their end and that's after having like multiple do not presumes so that was a bit of a nightmare today um yeah transferred hung up upon told very weird things uh someone one of them said i needed a new router he's like wait no um another person was like yeah we can't dispatch anyone i was like listen this is really important like i'm probably gonna get a new isp if this doesn't work oh yeah there's nothing we can do sir i want to thank a couple of my friends that offered wow i had some offers marissa mike and a couple other people said if you need to you come here and we can do the game awards or whatever but then mario my savior came through so while i was i wasn't locked out of my car in the cold i wasn't stuck in the rain in manhattan like previous years i was locked out of my internet and i had to talk to a bunch of people that had no idea what was happening for hours wow good job fox but i'm glad you know i'm lucky that it's good um and then the worst part is twitch actually emailed me a while back and wanted me to stream the game awards weirdly enough i don't know why and so i was like oh i'm not going to be able to do this this is the the one year that they wanted me to restream this thing and i can't even do that but then i did that anyway it's it's hard to like tell a full story in concise detail while i'm playing a fighting game but i did the best i could i hope you kind of understand what happened it was a mess but um i mean we're here now and mario just called me back to make sure everything was okay that is a good dude very unlike previous people that i got in touch with god bless mario and you know i even well i was nice i wasn't like a dick but i was like listen you know i'm gonna have to like get a new service i'm gonna have to like tell people that watch my stuff that verizon is hot garbage if i can't get the connection you know and they said all right well you know nothing we can do but um you know it's not like they weren't nice employees most of them were pretty nice they just didn't know what the [ __ ] was happening except for the one dude that hung up on me and then he called me back but he hung up on me just as i was making like a speech about how terrible verizon is i'm like wow that's a coincidence and for those that say vinnie you should switch to a new uh provider you gotta understand there's not a lot of options and i've heard worse things about spectrum oh [ __ ] ridley he is massive make no mistake this [ __ ] is huge wait a minute this might be ultra huge ridley yeah this is like ultra big [Music] they say ridley's too big and then you fight him and he's just they make him bigger it's amazing i wonder if vayner is still let's say op there's a weird you guys notice there's like a weird culture of anything that's like a little bit better than something else in a video game is immediately just described as broken which fair enough i get i get it but i mean i didn't want to say broken because clearly they balanced bayonetta in a way that they thought was not broken this is a cool map i love this map from smash 4. i'm glad they brought it back [Applause] she could kill at zero percent oh yeah she's broken then never mind she got nerfed i heard about the nerf edge a little bit i didn't know if it actually went into effect i'm actually kind of excited to use dark samus i haven't seen this map in a while metroid prime hype for tonight anyone two at the same time that's a lot okay goodbye dark samus this remix i'm just gushing all over all the zelda stuff in this game they do zelda really well in smash brothers so i'm excited [Applause] you'll have to pardon my enthusiasm ready oh nice elder to reference come to the cave the friend cave i like to call it where friendships are forged samurai goro you take care of this right thanks okay there he is again this time he starts this way piggy link sorry pig again and hog can really use all the zelda's teleport right about now [ __ ] sake sir got me that time not yet cheeky nando you're not gonna do a cheeky nando not this time gotcha [Music] closest one yet though [Music] all right one death still sucks i'm not happy about it but i'll take it oh boomerang please did you yo yo yo that was [ __ ] awesome new strat [Music] discovered i'm sure someone's gonna use that to their advantage and it's gonna be [Applause] amazing okay i don't think we have time for another classic mode um game awards very shortly but i'm going to do a smash is k-rool k-rool is probably one of my most anticipated newcomers so this is cool um it's [ __ ] it let's go to midgar i want to hear some final fantasy music all to final fantasy music what the [ __ ] [Applause] square it's the weirdest [ __ ] matchup ever there's the crown throw that's okay k rool's recovery is insane yes sir come to my secret island wait what that that is like a straight up like a final fantasy summon that's incredible man i so wish square gave more to this team the final fantasy stuff in this game is great but there could be so much more of it [Music] holy [ __ ] [Music] sorry robin it's not gonna happen [Applause] i love k-rool to learn how to [ __ ] play as him but i he he's awesome awesome [ __ ] character all right okay okay i have to know against all instincts i have to stop playing this for now and come back to it game awards all right um anyway thanks for watching [Music] this is great i'm excited to play more of this next time i play we'll do more classic modes more world of light unlock some characters it's it's gonna be it's gonna be cool and we're back well it's official super smash brothers ultimate came out 35 minutes ago finally the game is here i can't wait to see what this game is like um but yeah ultimately the game is good and i like it and i unlocked a couple characters during the game awards so if you're wondering loyal viewers in the future on full sauce why i now have pit villager like inkling in k rool um let's just say the game awards afforded many opportunities to play the game what if one of the dlc characters is arms that's his name right john arms second time i've squandered that uh yeah joker was announced that's the first dlc character everybody joker xander mobis voices joker i've learned so xander mobis now is the announcer and a character in the game so it's time to invest in xander mobis stock kids got a future it's going places that kid as i said when the character was announced but if you missed it i'll say it again i am happy for the people who are persona fans that get a character that they really love for me it's just another character to play as which is good enough smash brothers is usually just fun even if you don't know where the characters come from that's my thoughts you know fun but um yeah not my choice but then again the world doesn't center around me so you know i'll live is there is one of these a jape oh there's a jpeg that was the shape [ __ ] someone else in chat just said correct i am the center oh there you go we found the center of the universe everybody it took this long [Applause] big suit david byrne when is he getting added to smash that would be a good that'll be good addition i feel like i'm the only one that would want that edition okay anime swordsman which one is this so when i was playing this during the game awards i was playing it on xsplit in a very small window with input delay from the capture card playing it again like this i'm like yes [Applause] that's great i'm having i'm having a lot of fun with this game vinnie why do you play smash with a controller i expected better of you orange harrison i don't even know who you are but you like george harrison good enough yeah villager was one of my smash 4 mains i'm sure some of you remember uh i'm gonna suck with villager now though what are the villagers moves again [Music] oh [ __ ] yes samus enjoy the tree i love this this level is awesome too there's this iconic stairs and clock tower [ __ ] yeah people that minimize my smash streams so they can like you know listen to something while i'm playing uh where the well they're busy while they're doing something else they're just gonna hear a lot of [ __ ] very limited commentary ah what brings you to the castle i demand you cease your assault attack see i can remember the what is a man speech a little bit and then i get a little bit of the death speech and then just [ __ ] memory just dog [ __ ] memory banks mush for brain cells so yeah how about them bees what game is bees from in particular don't say mario galaxy because no different type of bee the sakura i put these in just to upset me animal crossing oh right animal crossing i should know this i'm playing as villager the card's priceless artifact breaks every time villager breaks a pot i'm gonna go for pit as many of you know pitt was like my main from brawl onwards it doesn't mean i'm good with pit but no i can't really tell what changes they made to pit so far it seems about about the same but then again i don't really remember these things this level looks nice you're going to hear that a lot as i said last time but it really is great to see some of these classic stages with a much needed makeover [Applause] there's a floating brain in the background and everything vinnie does edgelord amiibo work with new smash we're gonna find out yo that mushroom is one of the most annoying items cause it reverses your controls as we've discovered before and it just walks around and i always see this [ __ ] mushroom vinnie sure is quiet on joker i spoke a lot about joker actually i just don't have much to say about it well i didn't speak a lot i just i brought it up twice [Applause] i think some people join late and they miss things and they they wonder why i didn't say the things that's a tough thing to get used to as a streamer because you feel like a broken record and like you have to have legendary patience for stuff like that i'm trying chat like i said earlier i try not to be cynical it may not seem like it but man i put the effort in [ __ ] heart any character from anything that i don't know about is inevitably gonna be less impactful than a character i do know about oh deku nut is in the game like b2 is it on uh and soul calibur that's not something that i can really comment on because i've never played near it's 2b sorry yes it's 2b but the way i see it is it's another character even if it's not your favorite character or for example say this happens and you're really upset because that letter was meant for waluigi [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] vinnie are you still hoping for chrono to get in smash i don't think that's gonna happen uh it's not like i was ever hopeful that was like a stretch goal if you know what i mean [Music] i'd be okay with it but there's already so many characters with swords um i wouldn't expect it but man that would be cool as [ __ ] if only for a chrono trigger stage and chrono trigger music [Music] are there unlockable stages does anyone know because there's already a [ __ ] load of stages open from the beginning but i i don't know if there are more no so only unlockable characters i love that the characters unlock you start with the original eight and then you unlock and unlock and unlock and unlock and they're fast unlocks too i think it's every 10 minutes you can do an unlock i kind of wish there were more stages for this it's like a cool idea but having only one stage is kind of bumming me out vinnie i've only played like 10 of the games smash roster games that smash's roster is from most of these characters are meaningless who to main i don't know i mean that's there's so many questions that i have to ask you to figure out what you'd want to play as you want to play as an anime swordsman an anime swordsman an anime swordsman or an eel yeah yeah that [ __ ] crazy hand [ __ ] i like how pitou has a character arc in this game if there's any character that really did not need to be in smash brothers it's dark pit and i say this as a kid icarus fan when not many others are well there are a lot of kid icarus fans but just i'd say for me kid icarus was a series i grew up with it was just as good as metroid and some of the other stuff i played and uprising is a fantastic game but pitu does not need to dark pit does not need to be in this game then again i guess you could say dark samus doesn't need to be in the game but it's kind of cool that she is oh that was me i thought i was dark pit what do you know but you know again it goes down to the idea of like all this characters in the game so clearly my favorite character was left out and that's not that's not true it's just a slight reskin with a couple different moves vinnie it flipped you off oh [ __ ] i was looking at the chat vinny in that sense none of the echo fighters should be in i would say dark pit is especially echoey at least dark samus floats and looks like a different character dark pit that is such an echo fighter it could downright be just a color change like a costume change no at least ken well ken looks like a different person dark pit is exactly pit i was actually it's weird too because i ended up getting into a position that wasn't my original position my position was i was defending dark pit and then somehow you guys flipped it on me or i flipped it on myself probably i flipped it on myself and then i started not defending what the hell how'd that even happen jesus christ crash bandicoot here's your pokemon there you go so you go from fighter number one mayro on the top left to fighter number 69 incineroar on the bottom right wait did i do oh i forgot to set the computer level this is going to be the fastest fight on this [ __ ] level i mean more levels the better but [ __ ] this one [Music] okay well i just figured out incineroar's upbeat i'm surprised funky kong didn't make an appearance at the game awards this year in any in any capacity [Music] okay your fist is way too close to the screen dude i can see the textures [Music] that's that's that's the one that's the boy you're killing your own people [Music] i just need it to bowling ball i was i was just so excited to go bowling oh that's so good only one mayor there can only ever be one mayor i remember pissing so many people off with that character this is the [ __ ] voice for pokemon trainer whoa [ __ ] you porygon listen charizard i got bad news for you squirtle you i got bad news for you bad ners here we go mistake to underestimate the young lads that's right villager with a katana cutting up children dr mario there's a story happening here i'm sure it's good but i don't know what it is yet the villager had to see a doctor after injuring children i guess dr mario you should know better do you see this cold-blooded soulless killer on the screen you see this thing's face you know as much as dr mario can see things he couldn't read the kid's face couldn't see that there was nothing behind those cold dead eyes no mercy watch the flow of my movements as i demonstrate oh yeah watch the spikes of my urchin [Music] isn't that nice i built him a home [ __ ] oh [ __ ] i won oh my god that is the sickest clutch i will unlock you isabel i don't want to hurt isabel though this is quite a dilemma [Music] but i will if i have to any don't hurt your temporary secretary she's permanent secretary she's got benefits 401k everything there we go um yep yep some i like that some characters have their own specific bosses and then the rest of them just get crazy hands i'm very ill-equipped to handle crazy hands [Music] i am never gonna beat them on the highest difficulty without dying is that the switch sound effect got one one down oh i hate that one that's so gangly what the [ __ ] [Music] oh boy okay let's get ready to kill your fingers benny did you buy a gamecube controller for the switch or compatibility adapter i'm using the pro controller i have no problem with it i mean some people played smash brothers with the wiimote on its side i'm gonna have to ask those people to leave play with the pokeball controller you know i would have attempted that if it was possible but i think the only game it will actually turn on with is pokemon go let's go is he still feeling it though does he have the same taunt i hope to god they didn't get rid of that sounds like the same effect same voice i like villager contemplating his next moves when you leave him idle he's like hmm what should i do next to murder efficiently hmm i'm surprised at how much i like king k rool because i don't like a lot of the big lads in smash brothers but this big lad might end up becoming a favorite [Music] [Applause] oh god it's me i'm sure tomodachi fans are gonna have a field day with this one [Applause] [Music] it's just king dedede versus the units of smash brothers they really got it they got it super right with king k rool this makes me want to see him come back in a future donkey kong game so bad [Music] yeah yeah charm that's how king k rool spells it [Applause] this king k rool has the best poses in the game settled also he's got a rupee he's got a blue rupee for his cape can't wait to unlock hernando god jesus [ __ ] christ nando that was cheeky [Music] yes ready go i was holding block but i i failed [Music] i need a lot of work with k rool i need a lot of work in smash period this is really bad this is this is pitiful that's all i had to do too god damn it [Music] can we just skip this do you remember how remember how happy i was that this existed well that novelty is worn off [Music] nice work not really nice work but all right thanks anyway xander mobus you're you're very lucky i can do the announcer voice nintendo didn't hire me then again i guess xander mobis probably doesn't play raw max on his stream and do skits of mario luigi talking about dead prostitutes and drugs and bloody anuses i'm sure i've talked about that at some point marth king ddd shaquille o'neal joker powdered toastman world of light inbound ice climbers oh i couldn't tell by their silhouette welcome back guys it's been long enough i never really liked them i'll be honest and i don't like the ice climbers game does anyone does anyone but they're cool and they have their fans and i'm happy they're back i'm happy everyone is here and i'm happy that i get to orphan nana and popo that's what they're called right yes separately once again [Music] i yielded i i eaten hopo into space [Music] it's now or never we'll win this i know we will i love this so much this really is like the infinity war of the smash universe shulk is like it's too late that would have helped about 20 minutes ago sorry not good enough snake please snake please this makes me love kirby so much more oh this is a cool scene i like when the person made the edit of this so that it was mario pissing onto mario time to take a piss i'm really ruining this [Music] it's rna mental [Music] i had to giggle buzz buzz why do i have 30 damage when i start a match i wonder initial damage 30 [Music] wow i thought don't worry about it chat don't worry about it buzz buzz is really good i it's i knew that was the case sure sure i did the stickers or the spirits as you see like celeste from the animal crossing series takes the uh form of a fighter from the game that has most in common with it it's like the spirit of celeste is in jigglypuff [Music] anyway she has to die [Music] the battle of the puff yep mario's in this please get rid of buzz buzz but i leveled him up to 99. i just wanted to see if there was true buzz buzz potential and he was gonna like turn into [ __ ] gigas or something or i could have said giga gas trust no one not even yourself [Music] you know i've been playing this game for a couple hours now i still haven't used mario once then again they keep putting these weird obscure characters into the game like i'm supposed to know who they all are who who is this who's this guy welcome to the roster of smash brothers ultimate enjoy your stay super armor and is hard to launch stamina battle victory looks like we know who's lacking the stamina tonight look at his eyes [Applause] [Music] it was cheap as [ __ ] i know but it worked [Music] victory i believe that was what was that pilot wings or is that like a wii sports uh fly stage wii sports resort is the name of it i thought it was wii sports fly it's a good thing i don't name these things instead of just cause we have just belmont who are you fighting just belmont i'm just fully inked at all times this music is insanity [Applause] really oh that's not good i wasn't paying attention to the stamina in fact midway through i forgot it was a stamina battle that's how good my memory is victory much better vinnie you survived an in cocky session [Music] why do i read the chat [Music] yeah stand exactly right there thank you one of my favorite things to do in this game is what you just saw bowling ball off the ledge into death fiora there's going to be a lot of characters i'm going to have to ask where they're from like what's a goomba from i think partially yeah their sticker their spirit i keep calling sticker their sticker is just too amazing if it's this hard or this early on and i've only unlocked two characters i can't even imagine how much pain this game mode is going to produce continue it gets easier later on but there are some fights that are 100 bs how does everyone know this stuff the game just came out then again i had it early so i wouldn't be surprised if a lot of people found a way to get it early all right yep two weeks ago right now i remember damn it damn it [Music] continue more [Music] stop that you [ __ ] continue ass rush exactly exactly yes [Applause] i can't hit them they're bodying me i this is a challenge this is gonna get me good at the game no you don't no you don't you can't spike me you cannot beat me stop stop [Music] you silly hey you silly you so that was the best one yet i can't give up [Applause] [Music] tree will save me the choke will kill me [Music] come back later you're under leveled that's what makes the challenge so much more important for me to win like i said this is good for me i need this i need this level of challenge right now this is gonna get my skills back like i i can see the victory in sight again let's not fool ourselves into thinking i had much skill at this game but it was enough to win a couple fights here and there god damn it god damn it [Applause] [Music] built the wrong house in the wrong place [ __ ] real estate is not my high point [Music] nice for you [Applause] [Music] miltank [Music] jiggle your way over to that mine luigi sticks his butt out as a defense mechanism because he's he hasn't washed it in years what the [ __ ] was that a suction cup that was weird dude why do you have that like a breast pump get out of here luigi i think banana gun might be one of my favorite new items look at it look how look at its glory this isn't fox no items final destination stream i i wanted please switch to suit my needs [Music] again there are people that like fox no destination only fun something or other streams it's true whatever i said [Music] lunk i'm glad they went with the breath of the wild outfit as link's default especially considering there's two other links in the game [Applause] [Music] [Applause] i love this tree so much [ __ ] i love that tree uh one more villager since i'm feeling pretty good with villager at the moment and then uh oh it's anna i know anna i know some fire emblem characters okay this is not good [Music] it's very good i'm fine here's your golden sun you happy if i'm not mistaken you can actually pocket a tree as villager but that's a skill i've not mastered i don't know if you can pocket your own tree [ __ ] toasty turnt i believe is the phrase that they use these days ah what a day yeah if you weren't here earlier i had a a bit of a nightmare day i'll tell you about it again the glory of my uh of screen wave is that they um had one of their lads drive out to me and one of their other partners in long island and get me the game a day early so i'm gonna say that screenwave i love you guys so that was great the problem was that i didn't have any internet and the game awards were tonight and it was like [ __ ] what am i going to do so i call for verizon and it's just a bunch of different people no one can figure it out and it was a back and forth i was like i'm gonna cancel my service this is unacceptable you guys are always causing some kind of issues and this is my like my job it's like please don't do this to me today's a really important day if you can get someone out to my house to just fix this i would be so grateful and i'm always respectful i'm not i don't like being rude to service people i hate being rude to people that are just like doing their job getting paid shitty amounts of money but i had to put my foot down a little bit and the dude said he would call me back and try to get someone out to my house this was like around three so i was on the phone for about an hour dude doesn't call me back so i call back i get um sent to the outsourced people they tell me different things again they can't help me i'm like well should i go into the box outside maybe that'll help no we have to get a technician to your house the odn is out or something like that whatever it's called so finally they say they can't do technicians so i call up one more time to see if maybe buying a new router might fix it and the last dude i get whose name was mario i swear to god tells me that the best way to do this would be to go into the box oh man oh that is so lame i [ __ ] up dude's name is mario he tells me you know gives me some possible problems and he goes all right why don't you go into the box i said can i he's like sometimes you can't because you need a special screwdriver to get in there i was like let me just try so i go out there with a flathead it's a flathead i open it up the lights are on he's like wait a minute this is a problem he's like this this isn't if it if the lights are on then you should be fine the odn is fine like a technician's not going to be able to fix what's already on he goes read the serial number on your um box i read it turns out the technician that was out here yesterday for an unrelated thing gave me a new box and didn't register it with verizon so they had the wrong information in their system which is why i was getting nothing again if you missed this earlier this is something i told like six hours ago and it's a confusing story it makes very little sense even now to me but i kind of understand it more now and essentially all i had to do was read the guy the serial number one of his co-workers entered the proper serial number of the proper box into the system and he got it working and i said mario you son of a [ __ ] i was like sorry i didn't mean that in degrading i meant like thank you you son thank you so much you did it i was so elite he was like no problem sir i'm just doing my job it's like i'm sorry you went through hell earlier and you had such a hassle everybody you know sometimes you don't get someone who who knows the system well but regardless this wasn't this shouldn't have been a huge problem i was elated because i was running out of patience i hadn't eaten in hours it was just a mess but uh yeah i have to say mario if you're out there thank you [Music] you son of a [ __ ] so the master sword has a little bit more reach [Music] and links link does not have a hook shot anymore oh and you can shoot when you have full health right wrong move jesus [Music] but you know the worst part is i got the game you know i had smash brothers just sitting there for hours oh that's some nice cheese we're gonna just say move over and over again bayonetta [Music] wow i hate you all over again [Music] are you kidding me are you [ __ ] kidding me [Applause] i wouldn't say it's cheese it's just [Music] [Applause] annoying [Music] oh hey you i can be a little cheesy too banana [Music] maybe not maybe not i i got this i got this [Music] ah carl you're a [ __ ] idiot listen it ain't easy being cheesy but against being easy this is what you got a dz the problem was i was trying too hard to play the way i usually play which isn't always good i had to adapt and i had to adapt quickly it's just funny how every year there's a story like smash brothers um the only one that i don't remember is smash 64. i think that was a christmas gift in which case you know that's not much of a story but um melee i remember taking off school [Applause] yep i did and no one was around to drive me to the store and it was snowing out so i took off school because half it was snowing out and it was a lot of snow on the ground and also i said i was sick yeah i was sick sure my godfather ended up driving me to get it my uncle and that was really nice of him i remember i called him up and i i really never asked anyone for favors like that big so it wasn't like a regular occurrence that was something that was really rare and he he said yeah no problem and he didn't live too far away and we went to uh gamestop i guess or whatever game i don't even remember what melee what store i picked up melee at or was electronic boutique at the time i don't know babbages bab anyway whatever it was my uncle was kind enough to drive me and i got melee and it was great it was glorious i remember the goombas early on i remember them goombas i was very happy but you know it was another uncertain moment of like will i be able to play smash brothers today if you could drive the wild goose you could go through the circuit wait what do i need to do here wait you need falcon well i have a lizard link can drive a motorcycle covered in poisonous clouds of course wario and coughing have that much in common smell nice shot so that was my melee experience and i remember not playing that as much as brawl brawl was the one that me and my friends played a lot i i really enjoyed brawl uh didn't realize that it was scrub tier or whatever people call it now but it was fun at the time just the tripping mechanic was the stupidest [ __ ] thing ever so once again the story of brawl is that i went to go get it early in the city and some place in chinatown and i worked in jersey city at the time and i tried to get there and i didn't know how to navigate the city very well i tried to walk there and it was march and i remember it was cold and it was raining and i got lost and i did a loop and it was like a two-hour affair i ended up taking the bus home you know late and then by the time i got home i could only play the game for like 10 minutes before i had to go out for like a birthday party or a planned night out or something i don't remember but it was then the next day mike and a number of people came over we played it for like nine hours nine and a half hours eight and a half hours something like that that was a good day that was one of my favorite days ever because it was a revolving door of people of good people that would come and just we would play smash brothers and and just be like [ __ ] pizza eating degenerates i miss that day but the brawl escapade is it's i've told the story a bunch but the thing is i remember make thought i was i thought i was making progress at the time i didn't have a cell phone with gps on it i had a flip phone so i had to just kind of figure out where the [ __ ] i was going based on like navigational techniques of which that's not my high point and what i remembered from google maps at work and yeah that [ __ ] was not that was not happening i ended up going in a circle and finding my way back to a location that i had already been to and i was like really really this would happen to me smash 4 was uh the story i told you of how my pre-order got cancelled not canceled but changed at best buy because that was the only place that had the collector's edition available when i pre-ordered and uh best buy was a nightmare because i needed the collector's edition so i could get the adapter for the gamecube controllers they didn't have it i had to go to i canceled and went to a number of other places i got a tip from a gamestop about another place that had it that didn't have it and then i went to costco to get it they had it but costco i guess i was so nervous or so excited or so pissed off or so the anticipation was so great that i ended up locking myself out of my car and i had to like wire hanger you know i had to get like a wire hanger from one of the the guys that worked nearby costco and um it was a nightmare yeah it was it was not fun so aside from smash 64 which is a launch that i think went kind of smooth for me where i was able to just get the game and play the [ __ ] game i think every other smash game has had a tradition of some kind of [ __ ] and it continued this year man i love it i can't wait for the next one by that time i'll have lumbago what did you do with the wire hanger i broke into my car at the time it was you were able you could do that with it vinny i can't imagine you streaming at 40 years old it's only like seven years from now my friend how old is jeff keeley dude hosts a game show the giant bomb guys are in their like 40s [Music] oh [ __ ] i wasn't paying attention i was trying to figure out how old jeff keeley was jeff kelly's 39. tommy streams well tommy barely knows how to stream the dude can barely start a computer but i think um he has streamed a couple times yes and he's in his 60s he's 63 or something like that i remember this level from melee being really impressive hopefully going from smash 64 to this was huge but at the same time my voice is i've been speaking all day wow um going from smash 64 to this this was like kind of crazy i was like wow this this game the potential for this game is amazing and then like we we played on this level like four times and then never again mock writer this was an early rumor for smash that mock writer was going to be like the wild card character i would say that a prime trilogy would be a perfect way to fill like a january february on the switch or like a march kind of like throw something in there maybe they don't have a million things i mean they can port over the entire [ __ ] wii u library which is fine for people that didn't have a wii u that's cool but i don't know i wouldn't mind some like gamecube remasters like wind waker hd if they're gonna go dig into their closet crash team racing and mortal kombat on switch i'm interested in mortal kombat 11. i like mortal kombat to some extent i'm i'm not like a huge fan but i'm enough of a fan that i think i'd be open to what they're gonna attempt next with the series they've had some missteps but they've also had some pretty decent recent entries so yeah i don't know um sure that's good crash team racing is a day one purchase for me that's a definite you know we got mario kart 8. and then we got mario kart 8 again on the switch mario kart 8 is a great game i don't want to play it anymore i played enough of it it's time for crash let the smelly bandicoot have this time in the sun how many [ __ ] people do they have make music for this they have to like just transcribe old songs it's like hey do we have sheet music for this no we don't we just have to play it by ear all right load up the synthesizer i guess and you know you can tell some of the arrangements are more in depth than others for a soundtrack with like a thousand songs on it you kind of have to be a little bit judicious about how you do these things i guess like all right maybe the electric man song doesn't get a full orchestral arrangement that's the original song oh wait that was wait a minute electric what was the sticker right that was mighty gazelle oh [ __ ] my bad i thought i was electric man for mega man i would don't worry about it that was the original track my bad i [ __ ] up i love it when vinnie says stupid [ __ ] like this me too though in my defense that still holds for some of the more um for some of the remixed versions [Music] mister you shouldn't have that i'm a child what are you doing with these final smash she works out too much oh so spotify did their year-end thing i posted it on on twitter uh my results there's apparently one for artists too i gotta check that out but if you're interested i'll show you a quick picture i mean this isn't gonna be a shock to very many people but yeah somehow bowie was still the top artist i i don't even remember listening to that much but you know what no i had a pretty big bowie phase in 2018 and then um here's some of my top 100 if you're interested so mgmt monkeys gorillas sorcerers love that song skip tracing mild high club muddy water by king gizzard when they did that live blew me away drive rem i got for some reason i had a pyramid song phase this year where i just listened to it like [ __ ] a thousand times great no gallagher song bowie now you may see this as far as i'm aware this is me showing the song to people i that was that's my best guess about why that's so high up there all right yeah so that's that's my spotify for anyone who cares sorry to interrupt the smash i just um yeah i mean it's not a ton of different bands it's a lot of the a lot of gizzard a lot of rem a lot of mgmt but that mgmt album was probably my favorite album of the year so it deserves it um i forgot that jack white put out an album this year but that was a pretty good one i'm not really that into muse anymore but they actually ended up releasing a pretty decent album with a couple really interesting songs on it uh jeff tweedy from wilco put out an album this year with his son and i listened to the first like three songs and it's exactly what you'd expect from a jeff tweedy album without the rest of wilco it's good lyrics are fantastic it's very like neil young very full but also some good chord um chord structures it's just a really nice album i have to listen to more of it because i think i'm going to get into it [Music] you could kill someone with this dude's hair yes punch the tree douglas good job douglas [Music] this is one of the weirdest [ __ ] levels [Music] that they redid one one as like a post-apocalyptic wasteland what the [ __ ] this is like that mario in the gulf of mexico picture then again this is a melee map and i guess around the time melee came out they didn't know what the [ __ ] to do with these this is a melee map right or is it brawl this is a brawl map well brawl they went darker mario's overalls were dirty and stained um this was a brawl came out around the time of know the the brown bloom generation of video games but this is still like just a weird anomaly of super mario brothers history especially when you consider what they did with the new super mario brothers series and like whenever they revisit and nostalgia pander with super mario it's usually pretty accurate to what it was [Music] not always but you know mostly you get the nice bright colors and you know they explained it at in the dojo at the time since the level was decades old what vinnie did you see the youtube rewind well i was getting close to kidney failure so i stopped but i i did see will smith say something about fortnight and then i saw a bunch of people launching out of a bus and i had to that was the moment where i said to myself you know what i could use this this kidney yeah thank you shady this is the image i was talking about tree guarding is a thing of beauty i know some of you probably think tree guarding is a little cheap but tree guarding is really it's a thing in this life life that is sometimes difficult sometimes full of sadness and sorrow or just kind of daily routine but it is the thing that brings me great joy to not let somebody back on with the tree yes it does great joy ledge guarding all right well i made up a term wouldn't be the first time [Music] i i just love that that move from villagers so that down tilt is just so powerful ledge gardening like gardening oh that's pretty good i like that dive man it's mega man 4. this is awesome they did a remix of this song i love this song dude it's people [ __ ] on mega man 4 but i like it and major pose borpo [Music] look the heart heart piece [Music] looks so good you know what it would have added to this custom moves they got rid of custom moves in this right but custom moves would have probably added to the spirit mode customization would have been higher i get why they got rid of custom moves it was a hassle uh it was a cool idea i talked about this in a previous stream but that didn't really work out that great and i remember people just it was so hard to balance and there was a lot of like weird cheese in there so i don't think we ever played smash 4 with custom moves just barely and then unlocking them was a huge pain in the ass which i forgot about until chat so graciously reminded me i seem to recall i just had a weird x-files memory for some reason [Music] like just a really really weird flashback of me watching the x-files i think i was probably watching the x-files around the time that smash 4 came out um i had a request from someone in chat to play as douglas for a brief brief bit [Music] gold gold we're going gold douglas for sure well that's the best the falcon punch has ever looked [Music] check it out [Music] i mean obviously if it didn't look the best it's ever looked then that would be like kind of kind of [ __ ] but look at it it's fully fully 3d and beautiful it hurts my eyes great is it the same clips of captain falcon yes it is did you see dong's eyes oh my god why would you think it would be new clips they've you know there are new clips for a bunch of other characters like link continue that's always the fear with captain falcon that you're gonna side b right over the [ __ ] ledge [Music] sorry yoshi got to grab you yes [Applause] there it is there's the classic line oh my god [ __ ] hell man do you see that picture comparing yoshi of today to the yoshi of super mario world like art book like the instruction book about how this yoshi is a real [ __ ] weirdo compared to the uh the actual like dinosaur version of yoshi sorry so small i like that you can see the thumb prints on the clay i kind of wish it would tell you what game they were from like just underneath the name or something because i don't [ __ ] remember it does it does when you fight them it says the game above the name did i vine blind that hard there's no way [Music] enemy favors down specials i just missed it oh uh well yes this is really something special they find the characters with the veggies and they make them use them ad nauseum and that's that's joan this is really something special one for the whole family it's about family oh eventually i'll i'll get them don't worry is there a way someone said you could power up the falcon punch by turning oh i see i see try using aerials get out of here with that [ __ ] [Music] animal crossing series cap that was a vine blind that's a vinnie's been streaming for eight hours type vine blind wait have i been streaming for eight hours it was like two before the game awards game awards was about three yeah just about holy [ __ ] [Music] what [Music] no falcon is probably a bad choice for that anyway i have not yet used josh [Music] that's now my favorite yoshi enemy prefers not to move [Music] no ah [ __ ] [Applause] [Music] uh okay down air okay ready [Music] this is a very silly fight can do it it's gonna be close [Music] [Music] continued trap him in an egg on captain [Music] well what if what if i just uh [ __ ] punch yeah for some reason the turn doesn't happen as easily as i was hoping it would [Music] hold the button it's infinite it really didn't seem infinite maybe it used to be let me try again um i was holding the a button and it didn't really infinite you have to do it almost instantly [Music] nope holding a button does not do infinite any longer it's not enough damage to matter [Music] okay just bear with me run ruined [Music] this is this is surprisingly this is surprisingly annoying this is surprisingly easy strong wind resist you could beat captain now i should do that now just in case i forget because god knows i will forget [Music] oh yeah no problem [Music] i'm going for the cheese egg again oh [ __ ] continue you know i really don't know how to fight as yoshi yoshi is a [ __ ] mystery to me yes good yes um i guess that's about it i'll be sure to do this one next time yeah i don't know if i'm going to end up doing all of the world of light on stream i mean maybe i'll do some of it off stream there's so much of it we'll see it's just like again it's not like you're missing story specifically you'd be more missing um just matches which you know that's a little bit better than missing story i don't know oh [ __ ] god why are you doing this why now i'm getting young link this is a character i've been really excited to return to [Music] great bay looks so good turtle looks great [Applause] nice cool yeah this game is awesome i'm not disappointed so far not at all i don't know i just really enjoy it i'm sure i'll find something to complain about later on but for now i'm just so happy that it's out and it's enjoyable and it's really um it's fun and it's everything i wanted it to be i just don't want to be cynical i told you i'm working on it i'm trying my best tonight i'm not going to be cynical for smash ultimate because you know what it's brought me so much enjoyment i love it [Music] that's not what i expected to join back to but there it is but um i unlocked a couple characters i played a little bit um so ryu is here um we fit trainers here patch but of course richter and i i think richter is gonna end up becoming one of my mains not just because i like the character but having a chance like having had a chance to play as richter it's good so yeah it feels like castlevania and in some weird ways like there's a lot of moves here from uh rondo the specials that feel powerful relatively simple but powerful you have um this cool thing oh you have the the kick the slide kick which is a richter belmont specialty dammit with a mushroom on his head yeah the only problem yeah they suck at recovery that's that's the thing i noticed the recoveries are pretty little mac-esque a little bit better than little mac but yeah i guess it makes sense though because that's the they have to balance out how powerful some of these other things are p yeah good three times everybody knows the rules oh yeah by the way this is the first time we're seeing daisy um game explain has a video up of all the conversations between pitt [Music] palutena verity and um alucard makes a surprise appearance too you have a tether recovery as well you can recover up air forward back air too what you mean grab or just the the forward or back air forward up back aerials that'll all lead to recovery oh because oh okay i thought the whip was the thing that you could use to grab but that's not the case jesus lucina going mental [Music] i tried to do the thing couldn't do the thing [Music] you know it might be time to quit and do that again vinnie desert p's been streaming smash for almost 11 hours straight i know multiple people who have been playing the game all day um this is the type of game i could play for like 11 hours straight if i put my mind to it that said i wish him luck i hope he's not dead oh yeah for the record just because i like the way richter plays and i think i'll end up maining him at some point or him being one of my mains that doesn't mean i'm good with him now pitt says something interesting during one of the the calls with verity and um palutena when they introduced simon belmont like i didn't watch all of them but i watched enough of them when they introduced simon uh pit he was like oh i know him we came up together around the same time we do this a lot better this time yeah yeah i like that move a lot see now this is the kind of stuff i can see some good combos but i just can't make them happen right now [Applause] i may have just saved her yeah i did [Applause] [Music] it also makes cool noises when you hit characters with one of the belmonts get the classic castlevania hit noise [Applause] goodbye krom [ __ ] prom and lucina echo fighter jesus oh man that would have been nice get in there no [ __ ] [Music] that was a close port uprising to switch that would be cool desert p said thanks for your concerns well tell him he's a good friend that's why i am concerned gotcha look at this one this one's cool [Music] they both would have seemed so out of place in smash 10 years ago i know i know it's still crazy and the fact that shovel knight is in this as an assist trophy is also kind of [ __ ] weird what i didn't i didn't know i didn't know i mean i thought he was just like a background looking through the glass this is truly a classic matchup i didn't realize he was gonna show up as like a full boss now i have to figure out how to hit him this is the good music too damn so close to [Music] next time i fight dracula i'm gonna i got this okay final form yeah final form [ __ ] hell oh god it's symphony well ends rondo of course wrong way richter you you don't know how happy this is making me right now i mean i'm gonna die that's not gonna make me happy okay two deaths i can do that much better when i unlock simon i got this so what generally what's the difference between simon and richter is richter like a little faster is simon burlier richter is longer but simon is more thick get out of here jag on more like jag off right funny streamer yeah i really need to figure out how to use richter better but i will there's plenty of time for that if you're interested and you want to see what uh young link looks like in this game if you somehow haven't seen it yet allow me to show you for now oh yeah yeah [Music] oh my god there's a remix of this [Music] [Applause] [Music] wow [Music] there's so many good ones i don't even i don't even know i just like that you can choose like you can just choose the next song you want to hear easily here let's let's do that um let's do um there's so many yes please yes [Music] i please fought a level nine yet [Music] i haven't seen young link's final smash i don't think i have at least okay standard [Music] fox fox please box there's a lot of nut in this game [Music] for now okay let me test my metal [Applause] oh man i deserve that yeah get in there oh [ __ ] [Applause] the simpsons it's a good match [ __ ] hell oh my god do you feel like the um the cpus have gotten a little bit better or no cool i know you're pro what do you think you know the game better than i do yes they're harder it's cool how much competitive knowledge they put into the cpus yeah it's pretty crazy um i feel like the level nines now are actually more of a challenge than i remember from smash four but i don't really remember a lot so that's just my guess but people are confirming this so that's good level nines use pro smash four strats [Music] i wish i could use pro smash four strats [ __ ] you this is amazing it's so good [Music] [Applause] [Music] listen mega man 4. i know the music probably better than most so i'm gonna go for it also um i might do i'm gonna do one more match then i'll do some world of light i just i'm enjoying these level nine matches because it's it's getting me better at the game and um let's see villager [ __ ] it [Applause] can we do edgelord sometime if if edgelord is still available i will i'm just not ready for edgelord yet i'm barely ready for bowser just left my ass open i deserve that [Applause] [Music] and you deserve that oh get embodied [Music] all right they're not that smart let's do let's make some progress in this because this was actually pretty fun fun the floor is lava [Music] starts it with a hammer get out of here [Music] they're rolling around you know you can stop them with a hammer you can stop the babies with a hammer we learned this during the randomizer [Music] stream uh-oh learning my style will make you tough and quick let's get rolling [Music] don't do this to me don't play this music now i'm gonna get emotional stop [ __ ] [ __ ] goodbye i wonder if cuphead would be counted as dlc huh like could it be possible i think anything's possible these days all this music the enemy is giant [Music] well here he is maybe tingle will never be a fighter in smash brothers but [Music] he's a little crusty looking actually the hyrule warriors version of tingle is is actually a lot less crusty [Music] [Applause] you're not getting out of here yoshi [Applause] [Music] this is your new home [Music] yoshi got out of there [Music] man can't disappoint my fans oh [ __ ] oh yeah i often do daily basis i do never minded they don't know how to handle the tree as good as the ai is they don't know what to do with the tree picker peaker peaker damn it [Music] one day i'll remember that villager has a pocket that he can put things in one day vinnie this is actually really entertaining well thanks i'm entertained as well what oh man these dogs are barking [Music] gonna be quick when you dig someone into a hole like that i always forget like how do you what do you do when you dig them and then one of the ways you can do is you just punch them in the face or you could like pull out a plant or you could do a fireworks display someone said i don't think vinnie has ever heard sonic's voice of course i watched the show when i was a kid he was steve urkel and then also uh these days he sounds like this he goes [Music] i know that was cool useless but cool [Applause] i haven't used toon link yet [Applause] in this game i like that wario's taking the place of a [ __ ] moblin yeah this music oh yes this music love that theme you know what twilight princess is great the stream i did of it the most recent um remake of it well the only remake of it that was a good [ __ ] stream i enjoyed that game a lot i know people have their problems with twilight princess and i thought i did too and then i replayed it and i was like wait a minute this is this is awesome i still wouldn't put tp in my favorite zelda games like probably you know ocarina link to the past majora zelda ii then breath of the wild those are like my top five i'd say for the time being then maybe like zelda one for nostalgia purposes and also because it's just still a pretty good game it's just hard um then maybe wind waker right before zelda one or like tied with it and then twilight princess so that's a lot of zelda games better than twilight princess in my reckoning from my personal taste but yet somehow it still kicks ass i forgot about link's awakening see that's the problem how do you forget about links awakening how do you forget about oracle minish cap it's so hard to rank zelda games in order of quality i can't do it can't do it it's no good it's less than the unlikely in terms of 3d zelda i would say it goes ocarina majora maybe majora on a on a good day and then wind waker and then twilight princess oh [ __ ] no wait no breath of the wild i just forgot breath of the wild that game had a big effect on me um very different type of zelda game but i i would put it up there with with the best uh i just don't know i don't know i i don't know i couldn't i couldn't do this this is hard don't make me choose my children vinnie separate 2d 3d and breath of the wild zeldas into different categories then pick your favorite in each category well breath of the wild zelda is my favorite breath of the wild zelda for sure magikarp why say magic can't when you magic ken i'm having a lot of trouble with this luigi [Applause] no more trouble vinnie i think we shouldn't try to rank things so much just like multiple things if you want to ranking is fun people like to rank things i do too that's really scummy of you master hand [Music] jesus oh continue okay [Music] [Music] oh no one of the yoshi's died [Music] sorry i keep pressing a to make it load faster for some reason one day a game is gonna figure out how to turn button presses into like electricity and it's gonna make games load faster and it'll finally work after all these years of us pressing buttons [Music] i got one i got one there's one [Music] that's two this is a great strategy all [ __ ] [Music] it's an irishman i went to school with all cox good lad not like those are driscolls [Music] oh cops again [Music] [ __ ] could have got out of that too it's time to drink some alcohol i mean water no it's really just water actually okay there's there's a yoshi dead yoshi i've always wondered what yoshi's last name was yoshi the dinosaur yeah where's that name from i'm trying to place it's not italian unless it was the dinosaur [Music] continue have you ever wondered that or is this one of those how about the weather moments both i could give seven tenths of a [ __ ] less on a sunday but i really still just wanted to say it out loud damn it these ones are going to be a little harder to cheese feel it they they don't [ __ ] take damage either [Applause] mother continued yeah let's go let's go [Music] yoshi just looked so sad oh yoshi it's too late to be screaming out loud it's too late it's gonna happen i'm gonna make this happen i'm [ __ ] determined now [Music] there's [ __ ] grapes here yo she got him those are my grapes [Music] come on this is my island now yoshi [Music] yes die oh mom vinnie vine sauce toyo she to die i like yoshi feels good who's the big puff now there's a treasure chest here i'd like to maybe get that before i uh oh marin [Music] yo this remix oh there's the links awakening part [Music] there's the music i want [Music] which zelda do you think had the best music it's ocarina for nostalgia purposes but also just because it's got a great [ __ ] soundtrack that's my favorite i like the oath of order or oath to order for majora there's some good stuff on majora soundtrack that i really like if i could put those two together the n64 zeldas is my answer what why why are you going that way dude they blew me off okay goodbye zelda slash marin [Music] celebrated a little prematurely there i like these bombs mark maron is in this oh and it's slowpoke and luigi is slowpoke left and right controls will suddenly reverse after a little while all fighters have reduced movement speed [Music] [ __ ] continue it's so much worse to see your mistakes in slow motion okay this kind of makes me want to continue playing pokemon go uh let's go not go i always do that [Music] [Applause] i forget what i last did i got to a town i have there's another it's a town i forget the name of it i'm enjoying it you know the reason i'm able to enjoy it more is because i um i don't always use eevee i found ways to make it a little bit more challenging town town that's right town town town yeah it's one of the 35 000 towns that you go to in pokemon games you know your old villager as um as this character is making me somewhat uncomfortable to be honest there's a cold dead look in her eyes i see people in chat saying [ __ ] this fight so am i in for another long fight vinnie all the villagers look like that i know but but knowing there's a spirit of someone else in there is weird in this like empty vessel [Music] why wrong time that was truly suck i don't know i i just i got nervous i got really nervous this is why i would be rubbish a competitive play it always come down to that one important vital moment and i would just blow it [Music] that was quick [Music] get out of here with that [ __ ] [Applause] oh yeah this is this is a pain in the ass [Music] that that pk fire does a lot of [ __ ] damage so don't it gain it yanked it [Applause] i didn't even have a chance to look at link die that time [Music] trying to kill this child [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] why am i so [ __ ] terrible [Applause] [Music] [Applause] yeah it's almost bedtime anyway it's i've been yeah it's 3 30 but um in a second i have to at least win this one because god damn i got stuck on some of these things [Music] [ __ ] it let's try villager let me use the tree remove buzz buzz okay goodbye buzz buzz i could have pocketed that i tried to pocket that why is there spoilers in the background i don't see spoilers stop the spoilers [Music] okay this isn't going to be the one this is not going to be the one i just played like [ __ ] i i can't believe how hard this one is [Music] oh wait a minute wait a minute opportunity has presented itself [Music] we could build a house we could plant a tree but opposite that [ __ ] just we could plant the house we could build a tree are you still alive [Music] or you could just kill yourself that's fine well after 59 years i finally finish that one challenge to get something i'm never going to use yeah i've reached the point of no return with playing this game where i'm just playing like [ __ ] and i know that i don't i don't care anymore that's why i need fuel it's like a machine you have to feed you have to sleep and then that way you can put more of your energy and effort and life force into smash that's how it goes everyone knows the rules [Applause] everyone got lucky there reverse bowling ball i think i got this despite me playing like ass victory there we go okay two more there's that big i wonder if that's gonna be one of those nightmare ones but that's okay at least let me get to it boom boom wow holy [ __ ] boom boom is squirtle [ __ ] you squirtle and what the hell is this it's a warp okay so we can stop here then [Music] this is like its own castle [ __ ] hell there's a lot to this [Music] kind of cool that boom boom was the one preventing the path from preventing me from accessing this place all right we'll stop here yeah i like spirit mode still it's just really some of these fights are [ __ ] up oh [ __ ] simon oh nice got rid of my tree axe into tree it's still crazy to me that this is even a thing all the rumors and speculation and [ __ ] just craziness i didn't think it was actually going to happen but i'm glad it did okay smash ultimate good game we'll see it again soon anyway uh welcome to the stream just in case you didn't know this is smash bros ultimate ultimate alternate alternate smash brothers alternate it is a good game and i am just here off of uh joining she says from boundary break we had like a half hour you know skirmish that was fun so classic mode please um so this is the amount of characters unlocked since i last played this we didn't unlock everybody but there was like a little bit of a smash party at my house we played for like five hours and still did not unlock everybody there are too many goddamn characters in this game but some of the new ones i really like isabelle is fun ridley's amazing obviously the belmonts i'm into um k rule's great too uh not really used too much in cinerore but i'm not into inkling so ridley if you haven't played this game and if not what the hell ridley's cool ridley is a very swift big character with some high risk high reward moves you can do some stuff with ridley that looks that looks amazing also ridley's skin makes me uncomfortable i don't like it ridley okay ridley's skin is like an old man's skin wrapped in purple but yeah he's a fun character to play as i don't know if he's like you know the thing is i can say that a character is good and i can get like scientific evidence in 20 minutes from a smash expert about how ridley is who like scientifically unequivocally pooped kind of takes the fun out of a lot of things but uh i i think the characters cool and i'm excited to continue to learn how to use them that move right there that move is [ __ ] sick vinny that ain't falco who was that then fake low wombo oh his wombo like is in wombo combo make the music in the game a little louder vinnie it's a meme okay cool i can't even be upset because the the stupid amount of like awful in-jokes that happen on the stream would leave almost anyone utterly confused so i'll gladly i'll gladly be confused myself for a couple minutes that's fine there it is there's the cool move in this classic mode ridley kills all space-faring creatures [Applause] oh my god that move that block [Music] i i still love how things go around the curvature of the planet continue [ __ ] i know people want me to talk about sonic i'm not going to talk about sonic you want me all right fine fine you just did all right fine then i'll talk about sonic everybody has said everything that could be said about sonic movie poster and i don't think i saw a single sonic fan happy about it however that makes me really happy not that people are unhappy but that this is gonna be such a [ __ ] horrendous [ __ ] show i'm actually interested if it was just a sonic animated movie i'd be like all right whatever but now it's gonna be like a weird uncanny valley realistic feat sonic that's gonna have you know just this weird shock value and as someone who's not really into the series i'm now interested enough to want to see the movie apparently sonic is going to have really weird eyes and apparently sega is not happy with the direction of what the character looks like so what the [ __ ] is happening i forgot that it could do that [Applause] jim carrey is supposed to be eggman in the film glorious glorious glorious trash i can't wait i mean listen i'm already reeling from the fact that the pokemon are like really wrinkly and realistic and strangely and hairy the fact that sonic is now joining the uncanny valley is just so [ __ ] weird and i don't know man i think it's gonna be fun to watch just to see what kind of weird like okay mario did not deserve a blade runner setting blade runner did not deserve mario having a blade runner setting but it happened latest mario will be animated that's true yeah the the newest mario movie's gonna be animated which makes sense for mario i don't really think live action after i don't think they ever could go live action again with mario that movie damaged its reputation too much stop that ah cat's in the cradle get out of here [Music] i tried the block couldn't block in time [Music] oh really really please there's one [Music] is [ __ ] hand simulator okay so what could we talk about in relation to smash because there's a lot there's a lot of people that have been really upset about the online which could use a hefty overhaul i played the online mode and if you you know set your preferences to a certain thing you'll just get four player matches anyway uh the lag is pretty rough i had a couple matches with some really [ __ ] nasty lag i can are you sure you are ken it's terrible [Music] dragon man the perfect song for this would be uh dragon attack by queen so yeah minimal issues it's just the online's a little weird um and apparently nintendo is accepting feedback for their online programs like they just issued a statement that they're accepting feedback for um i don't know if it was smash specifically but they want feedback whether or not they'll listen is a different story but i will give nintendo credit k rool is in the game ridley's in the game so they're listening a little bit and they got rid of the [ __ ] awful youtube claims none of my nintendo [ __ ] has been claimed since they got rid of that system that is a huge [ __ ] deal really easy to [ __ ] on nintendo and i like to but that is something that i never thought i would see ever it's really nice that means that most of the music in this game is not in their automated [ __ ] system [Music] never get used to it so isabel is the cutest character ever in smash brothers in in smash brothers history ivy just sounds too much like like a person kirby pichu okay so in my humble opinion isabelle is the cutest character that was ever in smash brothers is that better so um oh oh so isabel is weird isabel is almost a clone of a villager but with some pretty significant differences like that that's a difference that's a difference you have like a [ __ ] solid snake esque mind game mine so she's not an echo fighter exactly echo fighter like okay let me give you an example of an echo fighter ryu and ken are very similar there's almost no difference between the two belmonts dark samus and regular samus you know regular samus are extremely close to each other in terms of gameplay even well dark pit and pit there's a little bit more of a difference but isabel and villager aren't exactly echo fighters like isabel's not exactly an echo fighter in my reckoning she's just similar there's similar move sets um like for example the slingshot so she shares some moves and she's got like turnips and stuff but she's similar but not it's not echo fighter by any means [Music] the pot is similar to when she runs you know you can even the sound effect is similar that's why i like isabelle because villager is one of my favorite characters so now i have a character that's comparable but different enough that i can do a whole [ __ ] load of different strategies it's great [Applause] [Music] someone said that's why echoes are cool in general well that's the problem the echo fighters that are being classified as echo fighters are extremely similar like again richter and simon are like not even minutely different from each other aside from visual as far as i'm aware apparently there's some whip differences but miner isabelle is like a totally different character if you're going to judge on that you know by that standard [Music] this is my cave now [Music] oh oh [ __ ] no it's not i want out ah [Music] did you know that oscar from the office is a professional bowler i didn't know that it's true why does you know why is this being brought up on stream i don't know [Music] did you see that you can do that with the fishing rod it's kind of cool goodbye she's so happy look how happy she is that she just killed someone i love the characters that look the most innocent that killed the most people villager and isabel i mean really when you think about it animal crossing characters in a fighting game is the most out of place thing ever which is what makes it even better no pitiful someone in chat said villager can't help it because he's a sociopath isabelle's murdering is of her own volition holy [ __ ] stop that i'm very busy i have a town to run [Music] what the [ __ ] the fishing rod [Music] come on turn up turn up so we were talking about um on the stream that i was doing before with she says we were talking about square not letting their uh why why won't square let their ip in smash brothers or why is it so difficult and the theory is that there's um you know there's like a lot of this stuff is tied up with different owners she says has a theory that square was going to charge a lot of money to put songs in the game i don't know the answer like i don't really know the answer but i think there is if you go like if you zoom out a little bit there's a very clear answer and it's just square enix's incompetence um that seems to be a common trend as of the past i don't know however however many years and this is again i say this about one of my favorite companies of all time it makes some of my favorite games but it's weird because they have every final fantasy game coming out well almost every there's a bunch of final fantasy games coming out on the switch including like a redone version of crystal chronicles you would think they would let their stuff in the game they have this rich history and you know they're they're tied to nintendo square has got a lot of stuff it's it's weird because nintendo and square were like synonymous with each other for a while and they're game of watch and um some of the best games on the super nintendo are from square so you could dig into that history easily for smash brothers and it would be it would be amazing why isn't it happening what took them so damn long also the only character from square is one that was never even on a nintendo system oh there goes that you can't argue with a nine so i don't know it to me it seems obvious i don't know business i don't know how these things go i don't know what's going on with square i don't know who who owns the rights to all these things but i'm glad cloud's in the game i have a pipe dream theory which is one of the dlc's is going to be a square theme dlc including a [ __ ] load of new music and a free update considering the negotiations for cloud took so long maybe sakurai said okay well since we have squares okay we can wait and we can throw some stuff in dlc vinnie they have a geno spirit in adventure mode it's fair enough you know geno is kind of a joint nintendo square thing um gino was also in like you know cameo form in mario luigi so why geno and not like tara or something it's just weird so that's why i think if there is going to be more square content in this game i think you know it could happen maybe it'll happen as a dlc thing this was like the dream match growing up mega man vs samus super fighting robot god yeah capcom was really on board konami somehow i i read online that konami is just an ip [ __ ] and they'll just rent out their ip to the highest bidder that's like all they are right now that and pachinko i was like yep so how much to give another company castlevania how much to give like anyone else castlevania [ __ ] oh that's going for me ah this is supposed to be wood man donkey kong is supposed to be wood man i haven't used mega man in a while i just unlocked mega man so i'm learning how to play him again but he's [ __ ] awesome mega man is a great character in this game to remember all the tilt and everything [Music] oh wrong tilt or wrong uh oh there we go [Music] that was who was that supposed to be which which man was that supposed to be thrust man man i'm sorry if i've ruined captain falcon for everybody i i really enjoy captain falcon as a character but i just think that he's a little you know he's a little uh lacking in the thing that he loves the most which is video games so we got to make our own lore um oh people are saying i ruined captain falcon because i turned him into like a fetishist dude i don't have an answer for you i'm sorry i don't have anything i don't have anything of worth to uh to say no [Music] come here my friend my friend [Music] benny how many characters have you ruined many over the years many that was was that a no death oh hang on a minute no there's still dr mario oh dr wylie i love how this is set up this is good this one's a little bit more unique i can't believe dr mario is going to kill mega man oh [ __ ] mewtwo what oh final form this is the hot this is some [ __ ] hype [ __ ] i don't use that word a lot now i'm dead [Applause] that's all it took you don't know how angry i make mike and other mike and other friends mad with that tornado that tornado almost ruined friendships over the years i mean sure air dodging is a thing but then what happens if you don't see it coming what happens if you air dodge already and then you're weak from you know the previous air dodge i mean there's so many there's so many instances where you can get off a tornado a sneaky tornado i like to call them a sneaky cheeky tornado oh there he is i'm going to be upset when i i can't unlock any more characters i like this unlocking mechanic i know people [ __ ] on it but i'm glad not everyone's been revealed because it gave me time to use characters that i maybe wouldn't have tried otherwise wow that'll happen what the [ __ ] happened here thank you for saving me dr mario i guess that's what that's what a doctor does at the cost of his own life he saves mega man that's a true doctor [Music] of course i didn't deserve that victory no way did i deserve that victory i'm ready to get hit with another cheap nine to [ __ ] you [ __ ] this level key [Applause] the key to success is to just not try the enemy loves the taunt [Music] what happens when the real tingle shows up that's gonna be weird get out of here get out of here good luck [Music] damn this is taking forever lucky lucky lucky saved by the turtle [Music] oh my god i can't it's too fast everything's [ __ ] everything is [ __ ] it's slippery fast and gross [Music] yes no whoa [ __ ] i can't even face the right way without fearing slippering all over the place slippering it's a new word it means exactly what you think it means i don't even care it's fine just die somehow holy [ __ ] chat well tingle's here that's all that matters what's all this glowing about this is a very good spirit fight everything here is perfect the volcano's gonna explode now there's a bomb in it the wii u though yeah hey everybody remember the wii u someone's gonna email sakurai and be like listen dude like someone from corporate is gonna be like listen we don't we don't talk about the wii u anymore okay um you missed something we're gonna have to fire you we're giving the smash brothers series to someone named hakurai [Music] they can't jump they can only do like a couple moves they tried so hard to be goombas they just died in the end so this is where we left off [Music] or one of the places we left off and i did like one battle here but um i might as well do it juice i think it's time for the good doctor lava floor resists the is lava the enemy has increased move speed got it ready okay never mind resist not immunity okay gotcha it's time to win through the use of bad medicine [Music] this music is [ __ ] great they did a great job with the song [Music] i don't want to take any risks okay we're good any just a warning there's a pretty [ __ ] fight down here i can't wait i forgot the [ __ ] frog man was in this game this was in it i attempted to use frog as a main greninja [Applause] um someone said vinnie why don't you do a smash stream with germa well the answer to that question is the answer to a lot of similar questions and i don't mean this in a snarky way so i apologize if it comes off that way i'm uh just trying to be as honest about it as possible germa and i have had a falling out we fell out of a plane together recently and he injured all of his ribs all of them and um my coccyx is damaged so you know we were we were trying to we were like where are we landing where we dropping and uh no really i love germa but here's the thing i've been requested the real answer is i've been requested to stream this game with almost everyone and just today i streamed it with she says so you know little by little eventually our schedules and you know everybody will line up and we'll get a chance to play the game together but yeah i've seen almost every name of every person and it just gets exhausting because i can't you know i like to stream alone and i just want to do i just want to do the spirit mode i also don't love the online lag wow vinnie you want me to stream it says here vine sauce i would really love it if you would stream this with vine sauce the full sauce i really think you guys work well together we have similar content continue okay this isn't um this isn't [Music] good [Music] continue oh my god [Music] there's a nice lemonade oh that was iced tea i wanted the iced tea so anna [Music] uh anna being a support spirit or you passed anna earthbound anna oh why would i think the [ __ ] don't worry about it i was looking for the fire emblem i was like why would fire emblemata have a franklin badge oh this is tremendously helpful yeah stage hazards baby it wore off but it helped long enough to get me to win this that's awesome i got a legend villager wins by doing absolutely nothing no no nature we have to grow more trees that's how quickly you can cheese with villager it's really quite astounding it turns out trees are more powerful than fire only sometimes though no not really no trees grow from from fire they're born from fire that's right you need sometimes you need that but they're most certainly not strong against fire i feel very silly when i play this game where did my [ __ ] tree go i didn't deserve that victory but sure the tree did tree wins again you know in 20 years super smash brothers 3d ultimate land virtua fighter 3d ish game the newest smash brothers made by sakurai's great great great friend takurai all these spirit battles are gonna be the actual characters from their games they're just gonna have a small country working on the game for five years and then maybe like seven years maybe it may be ten so thirty forty years from now we'll say [Music] i love the noise in the back i love the flare that this song was given it's so perfect [Music] yeah face the wrong way [Applause] [Music] victory victor tree that's so unoriginal unoriginally chris that's extremely unoriginal of you [Music] there he is shovel knight from humble beginnings shovel knight's gonna dig my tree out get out of here my tree actually protected me from a bomb is this what was meant by too big animal crossing gazette small child beats the [ __ ] out of large oversized dragon with a slingshot it's like the story of earthbound in a way a bunch of children overcoming all obstacles and saving the world highly unrealistic i don't buy it we'll come back to you groupon i need to use a spirit that's actually like really leveled up at the moment that would be good yes groupon you can save so much money if you just use them [Applause] wrong way douglas [Applause] hey man oh we're just going blow for blow oh there he is at least got him i don't use them but got him [Music] it's a lot of skill spheres though that is useful someone in chat just wrote what the [ __ ] even is gay lime it's a mystery i used crenando finally and he is incredible that sword really makes all the difference for my interest in wanting to use nando still really [ __ ] powerful and now he's got more reach it's like jesus son i have no idea how to use this character i guess you're supposed to know how to use falcon because he's been in the games since the first one but uh i don't know i guess not my tempo one day i'll figure out how to land an aerial i don't know might take a couple years but i'll do it [Applause] [Music] all right all right uh so i hear captain falcon is starting a charity soon it's a really good one he's been working on it for a couple years now it's called [ __ ] for thoughts and good night [Music] sorry mario i know it wasn't funny mario mario you try streaming four hours a night every day and you tell me if you can't run out of things to say you run out of things to say in your own game mario someone just said real talk the rook should be a fighter what are the chances of another zelda representative i mean we have so many already there's three links for god's sake now it'll just be more fire emblem dlc sakurai has heard the cries of the fire emblem fans and he knows speaking of he knows and cares which is why fel captain falcon now has a sword in this video game [Music] sakurai has heard your cries he knows that there weren't enough swords in smash brothers that's why captain falcon has a sword mario has a sword isabel has a sword [Music] this is uh it's a very interesting battle charlotte leon kennedy as dlc fighter i'd be down for leon considering another uh resident evil remake is coming out with leon in it resident evil 2 remake i mean they just have to make the guns more like bayonetta's guns or just do what they did with snake i guess now you know what i don't know i don't know leon's cool and all but i'm not i'm not so sure sub-zero you know what i'd be down for sub-zero that could be a cool character sure wouldn't be my first choice but yeah alright because now i mean for me [Music] fatal frame series that's awesome it feels like the doors are like kind of wide open now for what could be possible in this game especially the first dlc character being joker so any of these outlandish suggestions are open i mean do maternal is coming to switch oh by the way 25th anniversary of doom today [Music] this is a cool remix i wonder if someone's going to make a compilation of every time vinnie says cool remix like 40 times per stream i haven't played fatal frame god damn it i can't whistle [Music] no it's just too many whistles there goes link picking on children [Music] again that was a weird mashup my brain couldn't decide which word it wanted to say so it was like ask ish would you be down for sephiroth and smash i listen you don't have to ask me twice about sephiroth yes yes yes anything square would be great put more square of anything but i mean if it's gonna be a game that i grew up with that i love absolutely but i mean again if you get sephiroth it's just gonna be another like anime swordsman and again it just the fact that it's sephiroth is cool and you can do the sephiroth cloud mashup and you don't have to play air guys to do it i just lifted my arms in the air as if anyone could see it i'm still holding out hope for a skyward sword remaster even if they don't change a whole lot just [ __ ] do it but why i don't know why not we've had this conversation many times some of you probably didn't hear it but i've talked about the skyward sword potential remaster rumors and what i would like to see from it less fi some kind of better motion control tracking playing a game where your controls don't work like 10 of the time is a disaster but like 25 that's what it felt like for me but you know maybe faster bird less fight um i guess you kind of can't get rid of dowsing that's too integral to the game but there's a lot there's a lot to like there's a lot of good in there but there's also like a two and a half hour hour intro no maybe like what probably like an hour and a half right no longer than red dead two red dead two's intro was just like it just dragged on and on and on and on skyward sword was pretty rough too but [Music] not as bad as red dead [Music] here's your spring man you happy arms [Applause] fans [Applause] skate three and smash how about just skate four can we get skate four please [Music] that was like the worst spirit battle vinnie dan is a joke character which is why the fight was so easy oh okay we balance board i love the voice crack that the announcer has there at that moment victory vinny you need to stream we fit i'm gonna become [ __ ] like super athletic i don't want to say swole because that's not the right word for it but but okay here's a better one here's a better idea okay a wii fit stream with no camera i'll just describe what i'm doing and you can see the rest on the game okay i'm lifting my right leg now okay that's three push-ups four five i'm out of breath is there a category on twitch for just exercise streaming i would not be surprised if there was it's just irl i guess irl is kind of like a catch-all for that sort of thing because eating is not irl that's just eating is there oh god you know i get a lot of [ __ ] for eating on stream which i rarely really rarely do but on the few occasions that i've eaten anything on stream people are like vinnie that's disgusting yet there's a whole category for social eating someone else in chat just said why is this one wearing a diaper don't you know this mega man wears a diaper that's the special feature dr light programmed him to be the most perfect being but with one flaw you can guess the rest yeah it kind of looks like that a little bit [Music] buzz buzz [Music] i already have buzz buzz but oh my god that's so good [Applause] the absolute smallest i kind of just feel bad now oh did you see that it actually hit off link shield i always forget that link shield is is viable and is always in play i have a psy duck in my party and let's [Music] go perhaps at some point you will see the psyduck oh my god [Music] victory so this is what a foggy level is like without the owl oh boy no no salute the sun i don't know what's happening i don't want to say that it's booty blasting but man does it feel like it [Music] have you seen my toad toad's just like keep that away from me we must defeat all the spirits immediately mega man energy ds these are spirits mega man but i never seen anything like that all night what what what does toad i don't understand toad's whole thing he like exudes stink after absorbing enemy shots i don't remember in toad lore there ever being like stink toad they're spores oh [ __ ] you're right i forgot that he was [Music] fungal oh my god okay all right all right okay i see what's going on here i see i can tell that i don't have what's required of me oh oh you're so [ __ ] destroyed now mario [Music] killinger i mean he'll be dead soon [Music] i was hoping to go for the big tree finale but this is fine too yeah i kind of you know world of light is good it's a good game mode like i said i know there's a lot of it i know it's dragging for some people i think it's cool i'm still enjoying it is it better than subspace no probably not i think it's cool it's got some really unique stuff going on in it but it's i don't think it's better than some space just i don't know i like the platforming stuff and subspace quite a bit but even that like kind of dragged i know every game needs to be shorter in my mind you you know i always say that but that's not always the case there are some games that are not long enough like katamari for example but yeah some space definitely felt like it was over two hours before it was over and the story in subspace was like continuous they were like cinematics this i've only seen the one intro cinematic but that doesn't detract from what this is i like it almighty i was so lucky to avoid this the first time [Applause] someone asked in chat what would my wrestling name be i think would be um major dong so that way i could come out to space oddity by bowie but i could change the words so be like ground control to mage dung [Applause] sauce boss oh that's a good one yeah that's an old classic i think i would probably go with sauce boss too sure jake the snake's not taken right [ __ ] you continue no my name isn't jake i can still i want to be jake the snake god damn it [Applause] i'm just gonna treat this out [Music] [Applause] [Music] [ __ ] [Applause] continue there yeah they're a little bit more tough menopause please [Music] oh so sorry isabel holy [ __ ] just crushed a puppy's head with a bowling ball why does this game allow for such things [Music] did i mention how this song sounds like the willy wonka remake song willy wonka willy wonka so have fun having the song ruined for you now [Music] pikachu [Music] nice great zapfish acquired good yes every strike makes me stronger [Music] oh come on build a tree a house [Music] pichu is immune to my [ __ ] pichu is a [ __ ] monster wasn't pichu an attempt to like make another you know like ultra popular character but it just didn't work because i haven't heard about pichu in years which goes to show you that you can't predict which pokemon not always at least you can't predict which ones are going to become ultra popular because i mean you know the red and blue it's like charmander while charizard on the cover and um large dinosaur water you know and then they ended up doing pokemon yellow because pikachu got so goddamn popular but i guess that was the tv show that helped large dinosaur uh star of water was one of my favorites squirt sore blastoise it's french large dinosaur plant is good too sorry to jet but i've gotta go he never says that he's never once said that sorry to run but i gotta leave good no it's not oh slippy this this fake slippy charlatan doesn't even want to fight [Music] oh [ __ ] oh man it was i didn't realize it was time i haven't used fox in a long time sorry to jet but i'm in a hurry is what he says in star fox 64. okay i'll try to remember that for the future sorry to walk on you but i got an appointment slaughter slurry to slime but i got a crime [Music] that's all you need just gotta kill the frog did that say become harder i don't like slippy's face with become harder all right well that's spirit mode it's still good i'm enjoying it hope you're enjoying watching oh [ __ ] wolf does this wolf say rolled still [Applause] [ __ ] excuse me why am i looking at this what the [ __ ] yeah i got just [ __ ] decimated wait i still didn't really still all right [Music] i'm gonna have to do it the right way then it's a very satisfying move okay here we go super yeah i would i would definitely be down to spend like five hours with this game on a stream one day but it's just it's been hard to find the time this week maybe next week uh i think i could do a classic mode to start and warm up edgelord i'm gonna fight edgelord i unlocked clued someone says here i'm a lyft driver whenever i pick up older people i play your spotify and sauce playlist because everyone over 35 goes buck wild listening to it almost feels lame to hear that like that but most of me is happy to hear that actually i mean my favorite bands are you know let's face it it's dad rock so yeah i'll take it i guess i just wasn't made for these times wrong generation you know all that fun so [ __ ] anyway yeah cloud it was one of my mains in smash 4 so i'm hoping to apply my knowledge of cloud to uh possibly get better at the game vinnie how many mains did you have like five six probably i'd say i had like three characters i was reasonably confident with and then like five that i was less confident with and then like another four or five that i was just had fun with i'm not good at this game i i'm a filthy casual at most video games let's face it but i aspire to get better it might be too late for me though is it too late for me to get better at this so wait cloud's classic mode is all about rides like the ride at the gold saucer if any uh vehicles like the motorcycle okay this is very much unlike a motorcycle but that was pretty dope so i guess if you haven't seen cloud in smash if the five of you that haven't um cloud is big sword big sword man he's got a number of big sword moves and he can charge his limit i think they did well with cloud as someone who could not believe cloud was ever even coming to this game in the first place it just blows my mind that he's here and he's actually kind of fun to play as so right now i'm sucking at this game pretty bad so just uh bear with me a minute okay [Applause] [Music] get out of here yoshi you're not wanted here here's a question i have um pits lines with verity and palutena are all of those new or did they reuse some of those does anyone know so all new some are new some reused some new okay that's what i thought yeah because some of them sounded familiar when i when i watched the video [Applause] apparently re-recorded some of reedy's lines the voice sounds different i thought for sure they were going to have cloud fight all the fire emblem sword guys just because i don't know why not it's the closest this is weirder [ __ ] you wolf [ __ ] you wolf oh so close oh that was actually the real smash ball i thought that was the fake i thought that was the japenoid okay [Music] oh [ __ ] come on block cloud [Music] remember just blame your character whenever you [ __ ] up [Music] but why is crazy hand so crazy what happened to him he was the hand used for lewd things maybe he feels left out you see now that was innocent that was a nice innocent joke [Music] i i almost have to laugh when i hear this music like oh yes cloud end theme there's so much great music in final fantasy vii that could be in the spot oh wait no oh we only got the license for two of them didn't you think this is sakurai's last smash brothers it certainly feels like it [Music] i don't know i mean this has been an ongoing last game thing for the past like three games so i wouldn't say for sure that i could i i don't know sakurai already said he'd do the next one well we were talking about um me and she's from boundary break when i did his when i did a stream we were talking about what it would be like and like you could do a smaller could you do it like a smaller more single player focused [Music] smash brothers sakurai said that if he makes another one he thinks it won't be able to top ultimate yeah i mean there's so many you could build on this and just keep going from here but [Music] eventually the character select screen is just gonna look like you know a building from a distance and it's just gonna be the windows that was a bad analogy but you know what i mean it's gonna be moojin moogan yeah you're probably right about that moogan [Music] honestly like i don't think they could get back every character for next time uh would you like to carry over an fp level of 12. 50 goes down to 12. if you do the data will no longer work with the previous title i guess so but this game is so complete in terms of just the amount of stuff in it that maybe they could you know support it for a couple more years uh obviously that will be edgelord so if you haven't watched it there's a video about edgelord from a couple years back it's on the main channel might be interested in that if you don't know who the [ __ ] this is or why this is happening looks like edgelord forgot how to play as well yeah it's [ __ ] terrible don't worry he'll be much better after this we're training him and i can do some artificial levels oh there we go there's a level up teach him to taunt can you do that like in smash 4 could you just teach an amiibo to taunt by taunting all the time you could that's amazing [Music] can i teach him to do that [Music] every time the announcer says game the chat goes okay every [ __ ] time and now i can't not hear it [Music] it's gonna be a long one it's gonna be a long one lads this makes me look like i'm good at the game and even then not really it's like i want to like this map i just don't know like why it exists it's too big the only really like massive map that i can still play on and not get aggravated and you know what varying degrees of aggravation per big map like some of them i can tolerate and they're not too bad but it's [ __ ] hyrule the hyrule castle one from melee look at this move look at this move that's like why oh look at that the edge lord is aggressive [Applause] you see that he actually got a little bit more aggressive in the middle of the match that was pretty cool here let's do let's do another one because we're making progress i like this okay okay who am i gonna be i'm gonna you know what i was using snake yesterday and i'm not really a good snake player but there's a nostalgia here and also he's just he's just good [Music] it's the ass all the power was in the ass ow this is poor snake performance i know what his arsenal is i just have a hard time like formulating how to use it properly here we go [ __ ] i'm training the only friend i'll ever need edgelord [Applause] okay this will be my last training before i um before i go to spirit mode it's just this music is so good gonna learn how to air dodge edge lord come on i'm your father i gotta teach you these things [Music] what are we doing why are we learning this jump technique what is this jump technique it's garbage stop almost didn't let go soon enough edge lord come on i'm your father please [Music] oh there was a taunt wrong time absolutely the wrong time for a taunt but [Music] it's all part of the plan of course i wonder how much productivity has stopped in the video game making world since this game came out [Applause] [Music] [Applause] vinnie i'm as a game designer my studio has ground to a halt i wonder if there's anyone from triple a you got any aaa in the house all right edgelord to be continued vinnie wow amazing we all work for triple a what a coincidence it's true everybody works for aaa i work for ea vin go [ __ ] yourself eat then your ass i know there are workers from various aaa developers that watch the stream from time to time and um i've chat on uh lovingly chat on games that they've made [Music] or dark pit can just kill himself [Music] that was it that was it chat you witnessed the final unlock and it was dark pit i'm sad i want more fighters piranha plant get here soon please the jocker will be here soon enough i don't know who the [ __ ] that is but i'm sure i'm going to enjoy playing as the character and then of course banjo kazooie vinnie why is joker in this game isn't he from a playstation exclusive game cloud is from a playstation exclusive game as well but cloud wanted a [ __ ] so they put him in the game joker is in a 3ds game there you go then tiki tak tribe i didn't mind the tiki track pack thing from returns i thought the um the no the snowmads were cooler [Music] that wasn't not that wasn't intentional but i like it [Music] but nothing can beat kremlings crumblings are just [ __ ] perfect classic too small villager is so much better against bigger targets [Music] yoshi yoshi's actually the best way to kill a wiggler that was baby mode i am using really really overpowered spirits but i mean kind of why would you not i guess the chorus kids are finally in smash but not in the form people wanted them wasn't chorus kids like a rumor from smash 4 that got carried over to ultimate [Music] well the grinch told us it was it was the thing oh god this music oh no oh no the memories oh oh agent three [Music] [ __ ] voice wait what level is this this is mario maker or mario you really omega mario but does it like tilt like this in omega or is this specific to this um this particular challenge also is he wearing a skull kid outfit it's the one transformation oh okay okay gotcha that would be a nice feature if you could choose which um which part of the stage you want to play on that would make a good patch so like some of the stages would have like five forms six forms no please stop [Music] that's what you get that's what you get i think i think it's time to not bother with lower level spirits for now [Music] i tried to bend my wii balance board like that and i broke it in two [Music] i never owned a wii balance board [Applause] chorus babs vinnie don't 100 i'm halfway with 25 hours i didn't actually plan on 100 in this i think that's just too much and honestly i'll get bored of it before then so small there's so many of them too i don't know if i mentioned this but i got this um i i did i definitely mentioned this when red dead came out but they sent me a candle that's like cedar and sandalwood and a bunch of other things and it smells it smelled kind of weird at first but now i'm like totally addicted to the smell of this thing yeah the dynamite candle yeah i [ __ ] i love the way this thing smells but anyway it smells considerably worse after lighting it and it's still fragrant like i you know i had it lit a couple times but it's still fragrant enough that it makes some of my house smell like it and it's awesome [Applause] still not sick of it i'll tell you what i am sick of lemons remember when that was a thing yeah i was lemons out my [ __ ] mind man it's the thing that all the kids are doing this these days it's uh the lemon essential oil which apparently if you rub on your skin that was this year that was a thing that i brought to the stream yeah i read online that people were saying um saying that you could get a psychedelic high off of lemon essential oil colonel there he is i think it's just a troll honestly that had to be a troll but someone was like oh i rubbed it all over my naked body and i got really high from it other people were like oh i drank a bunch of it disclaimer don't actually drink essential oil it will [ __ ] you up it will like damage this your [ __ ] stomach lining maybe anyway it's just a nice smell the lemon essential oil it's uh it's nice and a diffuser i do own a diffuser yes i've it's less harsh it makes your house smell nice and it's not as harsh as um incense [Music] oh i'm sure everyone's gonna behave very nicely oh there there we go [Music] [ __ ] sake come on i don't even i don't even know just wish i had little mac i tried doing the lavender essential oil because apparently it makes you sleep better and it gives you wacky dreams and it was actually just making my nose run so i'd wake up with a stuffy nose and i was like wait a minute is there a connection between stuffy nose and lavender essential oil and there was some people swear by these things but honestly they haven't really done anything for me like dude they give you psychedelic like free form what's it called um lucid dreams you just have to like mix three things and then you put that in the diffuser before bed you can freestyle meme in your dreams just smells nice i think they smell great but this candle i'm like kind of near it at the moment it smells so [ __ ] good vinnie don't listen to brian with a q from the herbology bar i'll tell you dude i sent some oil directly into my throat does that always sound like that will you be dead so the best voice acting ever is that that one moment that one special moment obama man can kill rocks i wonder if uh little mac can trade macbooks for stanley quarters that one crusty character in the front why are you why is doc like kind of presenting the booty and the full girth of his stomach just you know what that's a power stance that's a power move i know what that is [Music] of course doc lewis would have a gym [Music] looking good baby yeah it's doc lewis [Music] i think this music is cool i don't particularly like the stages of mr game and watch oh god [ __ ] oh god the bus the magical mystery tour victory oh luigi i [ __ ] just hurt to look at little mac is [ __ ] ridiculous ridiculous but you know keep them out of the air just just keep them on the ground right keep them keep them on the bike right i'm you know sonic fans i you have my sympathies you don't deserve this movie this movie is being made for [ __ ] like me that are gonna trick people into watching it oh so this music is interesting isn't it this is um i you know for years i didn't know that sonic games had music like this in them like my recollection of sonic for years and years and years was just sonic 2 sonic 1 you know that and then this started happening and people were like vinnie this is real and i was like no [Music] running full speed ahead running to the sunset god it's almost as bad as heading on back to reno yeah i have no idea what i'm doing with inkling [Music] victory the singer from hubba stank is singing the song i thought hubba stank was like uh a counting crows type band for a while like i get them confused i think i get him confused with hoodie and the blowfish i don't know how i didn't you know i don't remember i just don't remember what their songs sound like now that i'm hearing the dude sing i'm like have i ever even heard a hubba sang song how enemy avoids conflict the enemy is metal yes this [ __ ] music yes he's got robbed he's got a metal gear with him do not kill do not kill oh is that what that does well now i know i i just yep nope this is not happening right now i don't know how i'm not dead either i spoke too soon [Music] [ __ ] off metal gear [Music] it's me oh yeah what do you want the octagon that doesn't sound like you snake sounds like vrykum hey hey my dude welcome to snake's mixology bar is there anything i can help you with [Music] today sonic heroes never go never fight never gonna die sonic turns out i got the song wrong what a shock [Music] that'll work vine sauce claims to be a singer but got the song wrong lol and that's that's coming from a regular so they definitely definitely know what's up yeah it's true though chad when you're a singer when you're a singer you know every song you have to i'm barely a singer vinnie what's your favorite shitty song beans no it's not i don't know what my favorite shitty song is and where where did i go wrong where will i get that's my favorite one i like the way he says the word go any any singer from like a late 90s pop punk band or whatever that was um if they say go as go then i'm in [Music] we're jiggling legend [Music] oh my god continue i'm good vinny what's your favorite yoko ono song that's an easy one i appreciate that that's a softball i could just screech into the microphone and and that would be you know enough to make a couple people laugh you just lobbed that one at me thanks there she is oh she's 13 as well 1307 13 700 power level leave you can't do it [Music] is that a challenge someone just wrote it's easy if you cheese you missed a really great opportunity to say uh it's easy if you cheesy oh this is no joke i don't know i kind of feel like the lead singer of stupid should probably have done this song too [Music] oh kong's gone [Music] the ai doesn't really know how to navigate this level as much as i don't oh no oh god that time limit sucks [Music] [Music] but [Applause] [Music] ready ah yes god that's cheesy victory perfect the bigger they come the harder they fall remember that i remember hearing that when we were growing up remember the nostalgia for that phrase the bigger they are oh so what the [ __ ] were people telling me when i was a kid the bigger they come the better they come it's like that doesn't sound right [Applause] [Music] it's close to where you are what is this angry oh it's from the donkey kong game that doesn't exist someone emailed me recently and said vinnie you know donkey kong country 3 exists right [Applause] i don't know they could do that it's pretty cool [Music] i'll get more of a chance to stream by the way i'm not going to be around tomorrow tomorrow is going to be like a crazy [ __ ] of a day so i won't be able to stream tomorrow friday's gonna be an early stream someone says explains why you're streaming on a wednesday huh i stream every wednesday almost ready go oh no no i don't do morning streams when i say early i mean it's just gonna be like an afternoon stream on friday pluto is gonna be in town pluto from twitch a tv some website and uh he wants to hang out so that's friday and tomorrow's just gonna be one thing after another the planet the actual planet wants to hang out yes isn't it a planet again though oh [ __ ] the boss seriously samus floor is poisonous time stamina battle the enemies increase defense it almost doesn't feel right to try to do this with anyone other than snake but what a thrill let's try it with villager on come on i tried to um i was hoping i was hoping she would [ __ ] that up [Music] it's music though no [Music] oh continue no siree i'm not landing any of my hits either okay one more time one more time this time i'm gonna try curb someone had a good idea [Music] okay that wasn't the idea that that wasn't the idea but we're getting close do you really think the boss would fall for that but this is the spirit of the boss yes i do [Music] oh man [Music] [ __ ] hell man this is this is tough this will be my final attempt at cheese before becoming officially lactose intolerant [Music] continue i i see you know what one more attempt because i see what i did wrong it's one more one more come on i was so close chad i was so close what new strat unlocked why did why did kirby kill amazing well i've officially deprived us all the snake versus boss fight this will be the final one of the evening well i say evening it's uh nearly 4 a.m but this will be the final fight we got to get the big dong [Music] [Applause] all right kirby can dong better than d don ken he's gonna call him dk and then i realize that's stupid okay well spirit mode it's both the stuff of dreams and nightmares but i'm enjoying it i mean it's just good to play smash on stream i enjoy it thanks for stopping by tonight vinnie i hate you for doing that fight with kirby it's okay people have hated me for less things [Music] you

Channel: amiigoose

Views: 2,060

Rating: 5 out of 5

Keywords: Super smash bros ultimate, Vinesauce vinny, ssbu

Id: HcRHCZPYGNg

Length: 228min 33sec (13713 seconds)

Published: Fri Feb 12 2021