[Vinesauce] Joel - S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl ( Part 1 )

now how should I open this stream up huh how should I open it up how can I play the string without going so all right so we're finally playing shadow of Chernobyl I was actually contemplating doing this for a spooky Saturday but this game isn't really spooky I mean there's parts of this game that gets a little scary but it's more atmospheric than you know straight-up scary but highly requested game now I know a lot of people probably ask wait you're playing sheriff Chernobyl on modded like what mods you're playing with now let me tell you about how I experience this game and exactly how I'm gonna play it tonight this will be a full series of games streams rather so I was actually anticipating a shadow of Chernobyl back in the day back in 2005 six like I remember it being in the game Agassi now this game looks incredible and it wasn't developing health for a very long time comes out i buy it couldn't run it super [ __ ] disappointed but years later I got a hold of it and I kind of didn't love it now keep in mind this is vanilla share of Chernobyl I played a little bit of the story but most of it is forgotten at this point but one thing that really bothered me was the kind of crappy gun animations and it just kind of felt kind of disjointed at times now those are several several years ago I don't know how I feel about it today or tonight rather but it's a long time ago I don't know how I'm gonna feel about it now but I do know this as I've grown older I appreciate more abrasive games that are kind of hard to get into and Shadow Chernobyl is very hardcore s game you know and the original shadow Chernobyl game is is you know it's a beast from the east it is glitchy and a bit buggy and messy but it's kind of asked a lot of unintentional humor to it and it just adds a an air of fun to the whole thing you know but all right now it's been years I played the I don't know what else to say about it except hey I'm not playing it vanilla I am playing it with this reclamation zone project or whatever it's called which is the vanilla experience plus game fixes so everything that's not fun glitches has been patched out fun glitches are still in it but crashing and [ __ ] like that is out so i will be playing sheriff chernobyl with a but about game fixing thing you know but that's it no mystery or a MK or enough like that now i did play a little bit with with some mods back in the day and i remember there was like 900 different variation of the ak-47 there's like there was a different gun model for each like would i think it was absurd but yes but anyway i know you're all excited for me to play shadow of Chernobyl and here it is now keep in mind the only thing I remember is the first mission in the game and that's where you got to kill some bandits beyond that I don't know I I don't think I've ever seen a bloodsucker in the game I do know what those are but beyond that clueless so there's gonna be half blind and I hope hope you're all excited to me to show that cheeky breeky all right you excited actually I'm whoa boy okay now they'd make sure this game ran right so now I can have any problems on stream with it so I have come in prepared I say that of course and then then I'm gonna contradict myself but here we go I wonder if it looks right you'll see this diddle at THQ publish this back in the day game world no you render duh yet let's game oh oh what what is that all right let me just turn on the volume just a little bit but here it is is with the sewing reclamation project again as I said and it is basically the vanilla experience plus plus some fixes which is exactly how I want it so the years I play this and let's see if I feel anything differently about it I've talked about janky gun animations as I said before and it's you know the the the the combat gun stuff in in stalkers a little janky but again it's been years maybe something all of that it's just [ __ ] I've had in my brain that's not gonna be representative I don't know but without further ado let's play some god damn stalker all right first game and I don't know where I should start novice stalker veteran or master I think I'm gonna play on stalker mode I don't feel comfortable playing on a game difficulty that master master is must play only you have to play master well now I know it's a little a meme here but like guys I I think I want a fair difficulty cuz I know one bull and a master probably kill me so you know but there's that one mod that makes that like I think it's misery which makes like one bullet to the head death no matter what it is you can have one of those super armor song and you still die you know but master is fair guys it's said okay if I use playing a stalker for now and if it turns out that it's too easy you know no you really want me to play on master ah because I mean yes I'm serious it's how we start tonight okay I'm gonna be playing a stalker III know chad is going so fast the game is broken on stalker okay why why though okay let me see here cuz I need to read this this is going so fast now best apparently changed some different things that makes them also die in one hit expect to run to a Milan lower difficulties but lower difficulties bullet sponges on Easter difficulties in all right you got it you want it you got it Mamma Mia oh boy here it is I love the year kind of half-life loading times in this game by the way in a world if it should be like a Russian version in the world one man one cheeky one leaky this summer spooky yo man best rock you have been thunderstruck comrade get ready for the AC and the DC look at that crusty JPEG background QB on this game was 2007 you know this game is 11 years old at this point still in a dream Snake Eater this one seems to be alive what a lucky guy at least death would have saved him from the dreams let's go and see what value see the rich will put on your head but we see miss an English by the way but you know there ask me up Diablo 2 like the cutscenes have that like feel to my body it came from the death track it's God mark well you know the thrill leave them on this is a live one [ __ ] you're lying let the zone take me if I am Paul Scheer huh I think I can't [ __ ] read English sook I can give you [Music] so marked one I saved you we're not going to pretend I did it to win favor is upstairs you do some jobs for me and we're even besides keeping you busy might be a good way to deal with your amnesia and I'll see what I can find out about your problem I don't give a [ __ ] why you want to find this trailer guy I mind my own business if you want to kill him well you must have your reason one right before we do anything like we're gonna get to this eventually I just want to show off a really quick thing because your protagonist has the stalker tattoo because you're the mark when I remember that but before I do anything it this relates to that very same thing you see it's gonna show you something I found the other day now you might be like this better be the funniest picture I've ever seen well thanks math therefore my life stalker back to the game everybody suka are you standing all right so let's put on some subtitles by the way sound game oh [ __ ] whoa get that oh thanks me out there for subtitles alright I guess we just have to sharpen tires okay before we do anything let's make sure that these graphics are the best that's maximum everything alright let's talk to you a sudra [ __ ] okay and the choice is yours alright treat me like a rookie I don't remember crap yes I see just like whenever I'm reading stuff [ __ ] cuz not all this dialogue in the game is voiced I'm just gonna put on my shittiest Russian accent ending okay treat me like a rock look at nokia phones can be found in the first section of the PDA alright most tasks have buttons which allow you to access additional information on the task remember each new task is automatically shown on your mini-map can I access access a o L on this function on the PDA can I go on Craigslist buttons above jackoff you can also Center the map on yourself the PDA also as a contact section the contact section contains a list of stalkers within 50 metres of you these are my fries are the people I squat with is Demetri his claw be careful if enemies are around they're marked red on the visor my friends are green and neutrals are yellow oh and pda's of dead stalkers are gray helps if you're into looting corpses I'm into that oh yeah there's a diary to information you need in your journal and news to 2012 did you know that this game Bhama not go into this plot soon I kind of know what he's talking about already but the the this game takes place in 2012 top 20 and then we have the Encyclopedia okay that's about the 12 okay oh yeah your PDA model is a wide frequency radio waves scanner within building code it's open your mouth so you can even intercept military comes mine is a working radius of 30 kilometres awesome of the tasks in the latest news how to stalker internet work is running like a potato okay here we go I want you to find a stalker called nimble leaves with some very important information he disappeared somewhere near the bridge find him dead or alive I don't care I need the flash drive with the info visit wolf from the local camp wolf sir he certainly knows what that guy could be okay go on that's all for now putting the flash drive well consider the fact that you punishingly paid me for saving you okay I'll try all right here we go here here is the thing I appreciate that thank you whoa the jump the jump will help you climb on top of Bret Berry's plant preselected all right if I remember right it's X to Ronda yeah there we go can I turn off the the the grain filter by the way I've never been been a fan of that hey dude oh Jesus his beard is so crusty what [ __ ] wanted to see you but that doesn't make you welcome guests keep moving can tell me something interesting nothing I don't know squat I only squat jokes have me all the characters you improve your attitudes towards us while your general reputation better at an high reputation happy when you interact with the people you meet okay oh what's this oh yeah an interesting thing that there's energy drinks in this game here they are look at this one an energy drink now except that the energy drinks in this game has two logo on it I hate when games do that it's like you guys remember that Goldeneye double-oh-seven mission we had to like get the Goldeneye movie on VHS like look you're not a mule so there's a limit to the much weight you can carry all right on a way to be here exceed your limits we start losing energy very quickly I believe this is wolf right there's another zombie Rose Valois Hoosier in a body kill Picchu past- wait let me let me squat - let's see if these are real squats by the way yeah yeah we got full skull full slob listen if you're squatting and you have your heels up you're not doing the right one you got to have flat feet then alright I believe this is wolf fare but before I do that I want to say this game has convenient amnesia now even though this game is quite old it's 11 years old I don't want spoilers in this I kind of want to enjoy it for the first time so you know so uh no no no spoilers please if you can avoid don't be like you know the stalker was inside you all along you know because I do like the story of this it's based on a novel called roadside picnic and I've been informed that that that thing has aliens in it which this game kind of doesn't do you know but whatever let's just play it hi I need to see the nimble would you know where I could find it then we'll go to raw deal his group was attacked by some Bendis a little ways from here all I could do was send me an SOS message it looked like his pals went under my guys told me that these bastards are now at the old car park the one across the road you know rescue your own people from prison that's what I would call friendly or is that your is too weak to do it I'll bop you one I bop you on the nose comrade Bob it's not that simple I got too few people and even those I got the mostly rookies I can't take that risk if you lose this cap things will get even worse from all the stalkers out there and what about yourself if you are not too scared I won't let my pride Magnusson know for a helping hand so help me deal with these dogs think I do it alone nah you stand no chance on your own my skirts are good soldier sir right now the right behind those freaks together you can make a run for it what do you think you got the guts academi with a gun I got the glutes but I won't go I'll try so close I was to and they're having a conversation one time suka will be the vvp and drop you can hold down mouse to okay oh okay neat all right now should I turn down the hang on let me see here options is there a way to disable the the the Mass Effect filter because I hate that [ __ ] can you do something with that or is it is it permanently like that no oh okay crosshair offer oh yeah you guys want the full immersion alright I'll do it you want me to do that huh all right now there is a bit of an easter egg here I believe because the first time I replayed stalker I believe one of these houses has an ak-47 in it or something you know your [ __ ] Joel know why emotion what's with the resolution I'm trying to reach at the same time you know what is the resolution bad it's a stream like looking crappy or something the game is more fun without a crosshair okay okay I don't need a crosshair anyway you know I play you tab G no it's fine it looks fine all right before we do anything though and I start for [ __ ] around with the controls and all that but I need to see why it we're quick save and quick Lotus f6 okay Joel quick save this ugliest [ __ ] I've ever seen look at him he's so crusty all right here we go I'll see all right he gave me a gun though and I'm not gonna [ __ ] about these animations but if there was one thing that did really bought bothered me back in the day was the the gun animations there they're not too nice-looking but they will do alright okay you know for 2007 this game looks gorgeous like I really like the look of it your life the pain is too much time your life I'm okay bleeding all over though give me a minute will ya here you are those kissable Russian lips by helping out the characters improve their attitude towards you as well as your general reputation okay gotta figured about SIG's friend lived long in and I know you won what the hell happened we were coming back from a scouting raid came across some gangsters these chapters one of our guys got killed right there the grab nimble cuz he started to shouting about know what to find a cashier full of artifacts I played dead and that saved my ass I need to see a Nimbo I'm going after him want to keep my company no man right now I'm as good as a flight there's a pair of old socks I got to get some of my strength back and return to the camp I'll let the other people know how much you helped me thanks again okay bye I cannot trade with them okay okay well my friend all right now now again it's not completely blind but I do know that artifacts in this game is essentially because okay first of all the plot in this game is that now if I don't well you see the shadow the plot is that another Chernobyl accident happened maybe I don't please I am very uneducated but there's another Chernobyl accident essentially and it made us zone in like Russia and all of this mutated [ __ ] started happening and in the zone it's like no entry you know and I am one of the people that dwell in this area it's called stalkers right in Ukraine though while it's in the East one of the concrete you know it's I don't think even it's Chernobyl you know but whatever the whole point is well it's shadow of Chernobyl you know I don't know regardless so you have these artifacts and I believe it's called see these things that are happening over there they're like zone storms or whatever right and some of these contain artifacts it's basically which is basically sort of like diablo 2 ruins their like passive items that have different things and that anomalies anomalies there we go yeah can we turn off head-bobbing since most people were most likely to get motion sickness I mean do you guys want me to you already want to do keep it - it's in Brazil please do all right let me feel you all right turned off okay video I did it in console okay what is it SV underscore cheats what is it it's cam inert zero oh okay that helps a little bit [ __ ] it's your problem I want me to lower my weapon I'm sorry alright here you do that who are wolf facilities send one of the view you got any questions how many bandits in the camper seven or eight people to by the gate two more in the building to the right near the fire another tool and the top one to the left so when they keeping nimble someone usually hangs around the earth this will that's about it shall we say operator and go alright let's [ __ ] him up here sent some support along with the order to attack move on and be here how old is this game 11 years old and I gotta say for a game that's 11 years old this game looks great like it looks fantastic in fact this game is like year older than oblivion you know it's got this style too it's got this like really rusty [ __ ] desolate style to it you know well alter say if I were to save them were you you can peek behind trees in this game too so you can kind of go whoop whoop peekaboo I blow your head off alright don't have a knife or something yes I do like this murder knife [ __ ] okay so I'm playing on master now so we're getting like a realistic thing here and I'm playing without the crosshair - so you're low up but yet oh Jesus it was that one of the enemies what me I [ __ ] oh [ __ ] guys oh oh the holy [ __ ] is squatted on me what the [ __ ] was that full squat attack oh [ __ ] it's got a silenced weapon alright got a shotgun - I'm gonna take all this stuff holy [ __ ] oh [ __ ] you shouldn't be ID you go take care of that all right I'm dealing with a quicksave here the enemy no okay the bandits are in the tracksuits the ID does Jesus Christ okay I see the radar and they're out the red on the radar let me do a little sneaky breeki oh [ __ ] all right peekaboo breviary wait wave it ready a pretty view oh [ __ ] I'm bleeding should I take some med kits something purpose med kit all right whoa hey we blasted i'ma got him gonna take all this so then move on this is silly all right yeah that okay but I missed so bad with that all right what's this tourists the light canned food from an army' warehouse raided by stalkers the best before peer it hasn't expired yet you know there are foods in the world that never expire like my dad like when I was in the Army like there was like chocolate from the 50s still ran it's like a warehouse and they don't expire like they don't go as good after a while but they still are edible you know all right mr. point the new smashing crates I guess I gotta find out myself but oh yeah there is okay OOP all right I remember like hating the gum play but I gotta say like playing now it doesn't seem that bad maybe the summer reclamation project fix some stuff I don't know but I remember having like a miserable time with the original but I gotta say it's it's pretty funny just sneaking around on people on shootin [ __ ] you know and we got to go find nimble here which is great because I can just press tab and I have the mission objective in front of me all right is that nimble that's brother you did us a great service I don't even know how to thank you listen I need that flash drive we're talking to the trader do you have it yeah I got it these morons can't even do a proper search well what the heck take it after all you saved my life it was well hidden but these stocks can frisk for [ __ ] this is the please do not swear on my profile sukkah all right thanks where do you find keep it anyway who knows my Conahan okay I didn't keep it down there so don't worry I work for traders for a long time so I can store information safely by the way I told the thugs a nice little story about a cache full of artifacts in the or the one guy to go there the cached exists there's only one God one artifact I can give you its coordinates if you want sure but don't forget there's a lot of wild animals there besides the gangsters descent is on with one more scoop than a shovel so be careful thanks man thanks you too I came back to the piece and I thought joel was the real voice actor from the cave well I'm glad my shitty shitty cyka blyat voice acting is melting into the game anyway can you tell us something interesting something new well with your new when there's so much old [ __ ] that you couldn't dig scoop it out with a ladle this the bandits who had met the swine we thread between the anomalies trying to get the art affection they're the ones stealing other people's goods SS is what yet not water into the garbage that's exactly the kind of place okay thanks nimble all right it's good also I'll sleep here damn [ __ ] you live like this what's this let's say you're a little spicy Savior whoa we all with this fall damage in this I gotta watch out to a new would okay take a first-aid kit no thank you [ __ ] it I have one I mean all right I mean I did a favor so I guess back in camp he'll be like you know happy but can at least be like guess what see blah loves what she bought you know all right well let's need some more here so let's see here is there a hunger meter and this [ __ ] I keep smashing my kneecaps [Applause] it's our hunger meter in this yeah there is open menu this is hunger you see on icon when you're hungry okay so bandages okay so this bread for example Kent bread also heal in this game or suggest for food this hunger but you'll never really have to worry about it just I can add a okay okay good gotcha it heals oh you're saying like stalkers kind of all you're saying that in the middle of a fight I'm just gonna be eating bread than drinking vodka right god I wish that was me well guess what about the silenced pistol anyway whoa see the whoo you don't want to [ __ ] with this these are the the anomalies you know be careful man now let's talk vodka for a little while I I don't like vodka as a drink but I gotta say though and this game does vodka technology vodka is like an anti radioactive thing in real life as well and there's a lot of like you know myths regarding like how useful it is but it is a pretty [ __ ] all-around tool for a lot of stuff and it also gets you really drunk you know I have a funny story about my family I forget which relative in my bloodline was this but I think it was my my great great grandfather his name was otto an auto drank vodka like it was water he he would eat it's funny story my family he would eat nothing but boiled potatoes and just drink vodka not as a beverage but it's sort of a side thing you know potatoes and [ __ ] vodka and you might be like oh Jesus how much how long did he leave you do made it to like 95 so drink vodka you'll live a long long time in real life vodka helps against absorbing radiation really sorry well bolts what am i this is now what what a Sukkah that must be an anomaly totally this zone is a mysterious place bolts are for finding test area Oh testing anomalies okay oh stop yelling at me Jesus Christ so this is going your guys tonight I made it eight okay to the carpark well that's awesome man here take this that's my personal reward for you and if you see my friend bits in your travels tell him I sent you he keeps a stash of ammo he doesn't use up too high in the tower at the garbage vehicle God graveyard where the bandits don't think to look jellyfish okay alright see ya now are the blow outs a thing in this game the blow outs because I remember I was playing a mod that added like the sky was like bleeding oblivion style okay it's in the original two at one part of the game okay they only scripted in China of Chernobyl okay because I remember I was playing a mod back in the day that like would make the skies like a hell's own and it was just like rain blood Oh guys in the zone we eat nothing but energy drinks and bread and nothing imagination food hook I know why I remember the blow odds you know what I was doing the first time it happened I think I add a load like a MK or something like that this guy was turning like blood-red and it was thundering and everybody's like oh shoot and they all they all ran in here and all squatted like in this corner and did this and I just kind of joined them and went until I was over that's why I remember it well I got to meet tours [Music] you play songs to one I see you know the anthem of our people so [ __ ] I nearly ran into barbed wire Jesus Christ - all right darling [ __ ] on linka CC globish previant great is marked 1 did you manage situation has become clear where is the flash drive with the info your listen are these money in the zone it's like that scene in the in the original Dawn of the Dead it look at the money and they're like you never know I've got any special missions let's assume I do they say he's on the path to the northern reaches of the zone that is a virgin area goldmine / artifacts anyway I can help you find him however as you can imagine it won't be a free ride you'll have to work it off Thanks what happened to you well I mean I'll get my share of our mutual profit so what do you say yeah deal sorry I was checking my phone for the waiver all right listen Humane business I can see that and I I mean we need guys like you we're doing sort of an investigation with some other traders we want to open up a path to the north to the center of the zone and near the center something or someone is trying to hamper our progress how the heck district managed to sneak through I don't know you see there's this one area where your brain starts boiling and he replays Oh any way to cut a long story short a couple of guys have been spying on those grunts for me not far from here apparently the ones that the agro from research incident you'd have dug up something something major I'm positive it has something to do the center of the zone anyway whatever they've dug up it's secured somewhere in the third floor of the Institute we really need this I think so don't you of the briefcase don't bring it here I think it straight to the Batman he runs the stocker bar at 100 Reds I'll upload the coordinates and all that they do you need your PDA clear and God say oh I can trade Oh guys I have like six guns of the same kind gone gone gone gone gone gone one anything else should I sell my jello jellyfish is the artifact by the way that wolf gave us so it is formed in the springboard it forms a weak predictive feeling as high-velocity projectiles so I'm like what's that one with that lady in Metal Gear Solid 2 lucky I think her name was fortune fortune yeah fortune was her name and the bullets were like around her so I guess I've become fortune fortune yeah be sure to unload the guns before selling them first how do I unload a gun okay fine see it right click on them okay drop one unload oh I see so this game actually has like bullet stuff in it like that you know what's frustrating it like I did in real life could you mad in our a game with actual like a bullet management where you gotta like manually put each bullet into each magazine when you get new bullets like all the meticulous bothersome [ __ ] a escape from tarkov almost ask that Oh God all right I'm not sure if I did unload them you know one drop one unload are they empty then okay fine there we go this silenced gone though the sunless pistols going to keep this one I mean I guess I'll need 9-millimeter at some point to keep that I don't think I need two shotguns though and then if everything I got food and stuff like that so I should be good alright enough my my ship sails in the morning boy boy let's get out of here gotta meet the journeyman now huh now there's a day and night system in this game and I'm I'm wondering if nighttime in this game is like a [ __ ] nightmare to get get through I guess it all spooky and stuff huh nights are scary you know [ __ ] I'm guessing a lot of nights in this game is just gonna be you and dub Bros hanging around a campfire just being like gosh soup god this sucks alright let's get out of here while you're playing on such a low resolution cuz I need to see [ __ ] chapter I mean I could get get a little bigger but then I barely can see chat you know all right mmm you don't have two monitors no I never done never do that [ __ ] cuz I don't have enough space on my desk to do that you know listen my computer is not like a battle mech you know I have one screen that I look at I can't [ __ ] you know all right I've got a ton of stuff here let's go over the shadows by the way I mean I am using the Sun reclamation stuff but a seeding there's some graphical glitches maybe you used your phone as a second screen oh what's this yellow art to underscore Sun near border one that fixed it let's do a little save here by the way see what happened yes heard that these noises hello pretty Viet biggie chimera Pig whoa whoa whoa yes I'll try my bolts out so what I used to pull them out of you don't want to enemy oh it's not my friend I'm a pig okay I'm gonna Stamper he was still here I don't know what's happening but it seems to suck should I be standing here nope are these piggy stuff oh great well I might why am I doing this why the [ __ ] am i doing this piggy I'm out of here what Howie okay we're not gonna go wandering into the zone too deep here there's something there [ __ ] I want to go back and see what that is then I said it's not a corpse it's just like dirt and drink all right I'm bleeding no I'm fine I'll find them doing a little shitty on health bill bit out I'm fine there's the artifact nimble told you about oh oh I see okay mm it's just me sister Chaka seems really tiny I think it's perspective though but looks a little funny all right you gotta find studio look I found something good what's this oh I got my my [ __ ] I need us Oh tight dude or there's a net oh [ __ ] it no no no no tracksuit acquired and it has two stripes not one bootleg this is like a meal I don't know what this is but okay we're not gonna go there but I want to see what's up here though zooty well I bet there's something good up here get a like half life 2 flashbacks when I'm going up here okay my suit Oh what's this cigarette butts it's nothing okay could be something up here right absolutely nothing whoa it's just me or something and running oh no well what is that leaves I got scared by some [ __ ] leaves we'll watch out spooky leaf I forgot like I shouldn't be doing these radical half life jumps in this game there's some red enemies up here they don't like me I think oh hello I suggest you take off before we get angry well what's up mere serious off-limits talker but I need to go there tough luck unless you really need to go that the place is 500 now [ __ ] [ __ ] this another guy here [ __ ] this like three dudes kill all of them alright I'm now that quick save let's see if I can theoretically do it you're happy object okay [ __ ] what you think it's gonna happen man okay my high bound this bulldozer and better idea check us out you see I am a master of the zone I know exactly what to do you see and I use this little anomaly to my advantage you see they're gonna try to get me through here right but I am safe because I stand right here in a peek around the corner boom no head I call it a rush beer some dogs though hello or super good thing I is a dead guy didn't even give a [ __ ] I thank you well what's it come on it's coming my way it's coming my way all right come here piggy come here piggy sleep sleep sleep [ __ ] I can I can hear is Russian swears more God Oh beard [ __ ] go [ __ ] I lost track of them leave yet listen listen here so here's how this is gonna go down okay and do a little sneaky chess playing on it on them I'm gonna be a tactician about this one you're never going to anticipate me taking this road was so smart I have the high ground oh [ __ ] got him they can't see me oh now he saw me he saw me oh [ __ ] oh come on okay anyway [ __ ] no Teddy ah almost it's just gonna spicy mama media right now [ __ ] good thing I have so much ammo though my god am i missing every shot no no I'm hitting him oh he's dead is dead okay okay so we could have avoided this all for conflict if you just if my dude here could used to have a lot of bargaining skills yeah okay yeah I think you stopped [ __ ] off all right anybody anybody else I think that's all of them wait this one more guy across we go wait crouching makes you fire better right - it's so bad oh there's another guy that's on the guy all [ __ ] you okay let's see what else we have here that's it all right I'm gonna eat I'm gonna eat a little bread here while we camp out once we get him on this distance though okay it's what my strategy is I'm gonna do a snack attack okay what I'm gonna do it's gonna rush down grab the a K or whatever they're firing with and once I do Burnap crap all dead all right I call it order rush be ready one two shoenice well it's the mp5 okay [ __ ] no how do I switch over to be on for [ __ ] got it got him right piggy I think there's an ak-47 you or something I know why I assume there was [ __ ] mp5s it got German gunnin in Russia I don't know why got that guy - let's try that get the [ __ ] - take this thank you all this violence for nothing this is not gonna make me like super hated among these soldiers or whatever I think on a hold of grudge against me forever okay you I've got the last laugh though how I fell down and hurt my tummy armor though but I got him going the end yeah yeah good look you're bleeding out now all your friends are dead alright let's try that again nap time huh all right Laska Shady's right there actually you know what you know what okay on that do the old rush technique here ready cannot get me oh this - who's left though got him all right try to get this so got a fun oh do they were doing shots look at this I get the vodka get all the oh my god oh oh little did they know that I was the last drink of their life until they met [ __ ] media awards gone right you get all the [ __ ] and this could have all been avoided if they weren't so [ __ ] stubborn numbered you know standing around Domanick 500 roubles from me you know that's it it's not the guy actually well what y'all out there focus the other [ __ ] I've made so many enemies we have we have these private soldier guys and now we have bandits like everybody on the [ __ ] planet Hertz and like you know it's two guys guys you guys ready for the stalker [ __ ] ready yeah I was kind of like and do a little knife trick on him but holy [ __ ] [Music] awesome now that's an mp5 as a Viper five okay for those animations what a [ __ ] bloodbath all this for like oh wait five hundred but a little bit okay we need to find out something how much is five hundred now I don't know what the inflation in like Russian stalker zone is but you know thanks Matt therefore my life hang on 500 rubles two US dollars all so much blood she ever [ __ ] like eight bucks oh that's how much in life is worth but it's [ __ ] hysterical hate [ __ ] bucks eight [ __ ] books for nothing oh god I'd fine fine I don't really dumb ideas now I was like looking at my inventory can its motion guns together make like a better guns he came back with some type of [ __ ] you use Gus at the same type of repair and other all really all right so we got a head now look at that bloom the 2007 bloom I love it it'll be careful though III I'm gonna have my shotgun out for this because this is my this is my what the [ __ ] is that problem solver ramping big big big biggie very big I unloaded both barrels so [ __ ] quick biggie come here Pig I did nothing okay oh I'm gonna search this their ass nothing in here cooking baking tonight we're eating good to nurse my throat well it's this creature second me you make bacon stashes don't spawn spawn until marked on your map oh really okay hmm very big [Music] nope listen if I can save this ammo for more important [ __ ] I will spider pig you all right get out of here shoo look he doesn't want to fight me it's just scared all right he just look Oh what's this thank you oh look piggy piggy oh you suck it I know who you were but you Dyke - this thing looks like Jabba the Hutt - yeah yeah you want to come yeah listen East wants to play he just wants to play I'm warning ya I'm warning ya what's this what is that that's flesh I the mutated swollen eye of the flesh all the flu but they're called flesh acquired a number of strange characters is the most useful which is the ability to regenerate when specific as the process our heat hate though unknown he dared to what is this word or he did he'd hear dope head this is English I've never seen that word hey it certain revolution amount of science you can play your part in scientific development by selling flesh Isis on scientists for their experiments he told ok everyone I do I'm gonna unload drop everything ok no I'm on this one I'm on low wait no no this is the new gun I have ammo in when I unload this unload this unload unload it's a different gun this is the same MO as it is all hell we have a Tomb Raider raiding tombs yo isn't it like a new tomb Raider game coming out to eat something oh yeah I gotta eat something okay today's menu is tourist delight right mmm scrumptious dogs took my map what is this whoa whoa this dog bit you hey dude oh it's box okay your there is a dude Fox is ugly Oh foxy voted sexiest men of the zone mm - it's like Robbie rotten you know thanks okay now I'm listening very carefully Trey told me you might know something about studio look where is everyone taking such a keen interest in him lately okay I can't say I know I'm personally we did communicate though my guys took some shorter than once no one got hurt it was clearly sparkly had been awaiting for someone else so we parted in peace cursed and what the [ __ ] dog dog [ __ ] sake [ __ ] sake [ __ ] [ __ ] zones crazy today [ __ ] yeah okay now I'm ready for these dogs - where the [ __ ] were there to tell about I'm gonna get my shotgun ready okay anyway well this year's coordinates so you two can never [ __ ] he knows more about stroke oh wait a minute sir eg sir eg my brother is not at the hangar at the garbage shall dishes coordinates so you two can have a chat he knows more about student be careful at exit there comes the [ __ ] dog about to show of my BAM peace not today in fact in fact you deal with the dogs Oh fine I'll fire out okay UK man do your hands going to blown off we're done with those mutants uh-huh and then you saved me twice and that's not something I figure yet take this it's all I got oh thank you okay so I got to meet his brother who knows a little bit more about studio look hey thanks man that's like one bucket damn [ __ ] you live like this do you have any rubles yes he does oh yes I'm wanted any of this I'm just gonna go knife him no no no no I he he you know I can't kill him and I can but you know morally he hasn't wronged me yet yet hang on hang on then he say I gave you everything and he had 5,000 rubles saw me hang on hang on yo dude do I smell the smell of a liar huh huh let me let me see if I can when I died - I sound a ball back now let's see here better frame okay no I'm gonna leave I'm gonna leave leave him alone reload and shame I'd say so far the game isn't like horrendous on master I mean I'm not a master at this game but uh it's it's okay fair so far it's making me play a bit more carefully though which is you know kind of the point that I suppose you know so far okay pressing buttons at some point I'm gonna make like stalker food in real life and when I just eat like bread and energy drinks wait a minute well bread from the store just bread just bread nothing on it just bread how about we just eat bread and an energy drink cuz I'm going a little hungry actually let's make this on an immersive experience actually wolf wolf you got a bull run back down cuz it's late at night and is Nicki D snack you hey what are you you alive or okay wolf yes campfire so alright here we go I will sit down with them I wish I could permanently crouch but all right is that permanent sit and I have fine whatever have a I'm gonna have a bread I have a bread right down shook up all right more immersive than any oculus rift what am i drinking I'm drinking Wolverine sugar-free it's like wolf Cola you know except it's Wolverine huge jack man you know anyway let's see here no no no no no no no yeah I'm just a dog all right yeah you guys chill out all right Oh is she I'd say no it's not really where she I have to say yeah boy is this stocks foggy you want to play ladies dog you know this thought this story is like a nice dog lady's dog yo this talk doesn't belong in the zone he's like a friend oh [ __ ] are you doing [ __ ] oh yeah you want go be the last thing I'd [ __ ] do oh [ __ ] [ __ ] one bullet Oh [Music] mmm they killed my friend well now I'll at least know there's a bandit camp up ahead Jesus Christ at least the other dogs these dogs are no friends all right sure laughs now you didn't get the artifact that that guy told you about oh yeah but I can go back to see little [ __ ] right all right guys I'm gonna do a little sneaky sneak for this one first of all I'm gonna get ready follow this first and we have one I only have one here to make sure everything is loaded and right my best weapon right now it's just literally a gun artifacts are largely worthless it--from source of money oh I thought they were like really good passives above items you know they're not like the jellyfish like this one look this like you know I mean more radioactive a bulletproofing you know depends yeah but all right listen I'm gonna sneak around here [ __ ] that aim though all right here comes the shotgun shotgun I mean we both saw each other and blew each other's [ __ ] heads open double ko you in utility better than us okay no more rush no more rush you don't rush anymore bad idea that I'm gonna want to do you guys see them you hold oh [ __ ] you I'm gonna rush over to the truck kid here we go I left my stamina fall down and let's go all right ooh in there nothing huh now I have the tactical advantage if he's gonna come like check me out boom you know boom boom boom you know it's also good about this I can see through the gaps ha ha I have the advantage and that gives cover in here alright sneekybeeky the other guy here though other guy go there we will with quiet I hear distant angry Russian okay okay listen I said I said no to the rush be but [ __ ] it because I got a perfect perfect situation here ready ready yes suka you as well Oh dumb answer Wow one bullet it's all I need I got some comport some shush like we're gonna unload this gun real quick [ __ ] it doesn't have either whoa Rizzy whoa shot me through the door [ __ ] it's like some I eat okay listen one last ROG [ __ ] now always [ __ ] now told you not to do it told you I'd shoot wouldn't you listen teach your grandmother to suck eggs now [ __ ] bleeding every [ __ ] go when in doubt when you're hungry in the zone used eat rifle it tastes just like babushka made it you do a good sniff [ __ ] [ __ ] guys there's cheeki breeki reload [ __ ] God back I did not have [ __ ] two brain cells oh yeah you're wounded now ha [Music] whoa there are busca you know you don't even [ __ ] worth to kill yeah what now huh what now huh listen you want to do it you want to do it the quick way hey dog dog dog well you wear them dog set come here wear them dogs at doggies doggies my dog Murdoch no doggy no no no well whatever fine you're not even gonna become dog food then I think I've waste a [ __ ] bullet on you consider yourself [ __ ] privileged to have like a bullet in your brain this were my bullets too exhausted he's still there listening you know I think I think this bandit know knew what I was doing he's gonna go up and be like gosh surprise I'm ready I'm ready oh no he wasn't kidding he wasn't kidding which is awkward now because I'd like eat okay listen I'll be back okay move to the next level no not yet No okay can I find granate or something oh yeah not so [ __ ] tough now bandit wah-wah-wah all right listen listen listen don't worry close your eyes and count to three one the more guys he lives on a farm now isn't even worth the loot - oh hang on it yo guys what's what's what's popping man nothing I call it poetic Karma [ __ ] [ __ ] away mo 16 bullets is all I need man that aim that stinky stinky stink i'ma [ __ ] okay we I need this guy alive probably how the [ __ ] am I gonna do this how about with this headshot [ __ ] we made it revolver ocelot over here huh thanks man you really helped me out I won't forget it what's going on here gun is the best gun I am revolver Bobcat alright Urich did you you are you're [ __ ] wasn't didn't remember I still have a real Russian name which Alaska in Mother Russia they call me Java Chaska they called me shashlik what's going on here we tried to clear the garbage of bandits my friend are going to ambush a bandit squad nearby if we don't stop them they'll take control of the garbage the garbage and nobody will be able to go deep into the soil it's like a vehicle graveyard I forget about that talked to a commander he and his men are near here and the machinery scrap yard I'm going to kill myself looking boat together if you want okay let's go before we go though I'll take this take this too good budge goodbye Joe no I am the trash man all right I have [ __ ] nothing about I have a ton of pistol bullets but yo yo yo what are you doing [ __ ] you over here stalker come on what are you doing no I don't I get didn't give you the ghost signal what the [ __ ] are you doing Jesus idiot okay we're all cool though damn that's a [ __ ] Russian guy forever select a stalker you just in time do really use Europe these Bennett Buster's are trying to take control of the garbage we had a shootout here half an hour ago and managed to take down three of the dogs the others have it treated but I'm dead certain they are going to come back with reinforcements any time now and too many of us left and under man what a turd gone we set up an ambush for them there they becoming from the west from the a group home Research Institute that's where I gotta go to that was throw the reinforcements you won't regret it it's none of my business and I don't want to get involved or okay I hope you yes thank you what do you think I should do at the moment help him tell you what I'll do the session half dry get some [ __ ] I thought was a wrinkly I'm like this guy was like a hundred years old oh stop cursing the broad juice whoa ha oh it's a shotgun ammo hang on nothing okay you're too exhausted to take out take a rest dude sell some [ __ ] you've you've got too much stuff on you well yeah I know but well I don't know who I can sell it to yet drop the weapons no no no I want to have all of my weapons yeah this guy got [ __ ] up he's got so [ __ ] up Academy get stuff from him drop some stuff yeah oh yeah it's okay fine you know what we'll drop you know we're gonna drop we're gonna drop just two guns and we'll eat it'll it'll oh wait diet sausage a diet sausage made for a mix of chicken and soya this diet sausage is often for lack of other options are stalkers breakfast lunch and dinner in one sausage okay I'll eat that I guess oh okay and she drink there we go Lucy get the salami [Laughter] we go alright go on I'll hop yeah alright here we go can tell me something interesting not up-to-date I only know I look like Freddy of the mercury I am the champion all right so you guys want to [ __ ] go now or chosen one so I have nothing in here here we go boys pistol run was it wait but it's more damage silenced or regular actually this does more damage I agree okay suka [Music] reward I've done nothing I'll [ __ ] a shaman a penis I did nothing though you guys needs more help behind D don't think so your what Oh guys Solid Snake smirk I know what snake is in in Russian though it's isn't it uh spit your sputum [ __ ] you well pleased to meet you alright Jesus Christ bloodbath that's another guy hang on [ __ ] I don't have anything here oh [ __ ] no shotgun my the [ __ ] well I just have to wait a minute well here we go here we go oh thank god my aim sucks AHA I have solved the problem I am clearly not shooting them in the [ __ ] face with you you really helped me out I won't forget it okay thanks man okay talk to Bess all right big old s hope all best our BES is [ __ ] up thanks man you really are granny good sure yeah they should pay for the medical treatment to recovery or else thank you are you quite a lot I could get information with you what's this place the garbage I think he's supposed and maybe he's in pain okay I'm a little over my limit here but I'm gonna truck on see what else I can get I supposed to go over here okay hello Joker oh my lizard is coming up with my band piece oh so Capri I'd I'm okay okay I'm and drop one more I have so many of these I'm just gonna unload but I can and then just drop the wrist you know we go no anti-radiation drugs Kate I'm just gonna have a tourists alike to another one another one and a Brent oh there we go I have 15 pistols well I'm like I'm uh well babe I said when he when he like I'm a hoarder I'm a pistol hoarder you know why don't you help him because he was taking a nap a Brid someone said Joel this is important message they need to be addressed there is a channel that steals Club some streamers and apparently they are starting to steal your clips and not giving credit listen if some channel out there wants to like destroy their channel with my unfunny content let them I love them shoot themselves in the feet hello ba ba ba ba ba ba okay that guy did not put two and two together oh please oh I'm okay did where we go oh boy [Music] there we go whoa Oh wha all right here's we're gonna do I'm gonna play the waiting game said I have the advantage of eyeballs all right as soon as I see that Adi does coming around the corner and I want to shoot - yeah thanks for talking by the way unless he's going this one the [ __ ] whoa hey why don't you want to play like that seven shots is all I need we're pig [ __ ] my friends dead I'll take this and I'll take that make that five bullets all the squat wins again yet [ __ ] hell he got me not today man not today all right I need a like a cellar or something no God Allah I'll let them take care of this I've got I've got my fill I can't be taking care of all the stalkers in the world you know where I'm at artifact behind you yeah the artifact over not now I'm what are you saying I got to go back to you above you know what oh you mean you mean like the Triforce like here whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa ow the fence by the fence nom being confused glowing thing by the fence next then that thing oh that that's the artifact that's what they look like I thought that was just like a radioactive pig or something okay [ __ ] out so I don't mean no fancy guns give me a shotgun and we're good I'll see if I can figure this one out no flesh left pop man not telling what I'm just shooting a lot on the whole squat thing but that's that's the ultimate strategy right there yeah whatever dude he died for this arm in the [ __ ] truck Oh Oh best it's you ah hey stockin what's up with you go I'm just hanging on you know I'm just changing the wheel get out of there he needs a proper funeral dammit - I can't get him out fine you know what I'm so nice to Bess I don't like a lot I don't trade them Tim about this place this is my name dying is my game you can grab his body oh how do I grab it drag body Hey still on you booj get out of there Moochie idea I can't get him out he stuck I love music door wait left it was a drink it was a bandit trick the old sneaker and your arm into the thing help this friend out though bamboozled there is kill best oops can't kill best though misses my friend hey what's up this is gonna be on the floor then whoa I got him out okay good good they're not gonna give him a proper burial hey Stu a new boot there we go now you're not gonna sleep cold yeah I don't mention it dude actually this guy's a trench coat on him yeah yeah yeah I know I know I'm getting you a blanket yeah in the pile everybody get in the pile again football don't mention it dude I got you dude there we go asuka this is pretty warm all right CMS all right you get this artifact I forget I have so much [ __ ] on me we're okay you know I might and I asked where the nearest Raider is I'm just gonna keep playing until I find one artifacts are in the middle anomalies oh yeah I know no no this one here or so I thought Hey Oh back to seed ravitch nah here we go what is this piece of broad and chicken stone and blood you can find this artifact near the anomaly we really loo you it's called an ugly reddish herbs may another press together and cure made out of press together and curiously bent polarize the remnants of plants soul and bones okay it's go look at my health the holy [ __ ] I'm also radioactive but listen I just get some vodka in me and boom we're fine alright alright well guess we're moving on well I hope you guys have been enjoying stalker so far it's a really fun game and it's it's been fun going alright Oh piss no no guys don't worry best best is sleeping good tonight whoa I'm radioactive I'm gonna run to where I got plenty of vodka with me plenty what the [ __ ] is happening here now [ __ ] deep [ __ ] a vault on radiation once again and I vow I'm gonna string some radiation please drink some radiation you got equipment okay hang on oh I see okay arranged looking and this precious body okay okay and this is bulletproofing oh I see okay neat there we go now what what a [ __ ] dannis its problems you know [ __ ] hell Kenny's get along he loved her for do this how do you say deep hidden Swedish you preach you pies all right hope you all are doing fine in here help Flint make the first aid kit okay and there's bandits over here and we don't like those bandits you don't Jesus Christ wait who left the sausage and bread on the floor I'm gonna have a piece of bread I mean this sausage will puff what I'm stuck no no I'm too exhausted to walk that's why what the [ __ ] are they yelling at it gets me but listen I'll provide cover back up a little too heavy for the situation take a nap come on pop you're up dude have a fun time I games done quick I didn't watch it this year it's like too busy okay Joe the artifact jump in here get rid of the jellyfish artifact it radiates you but what about the Wellstone blood oh do this this thing is just like continuously [ __ ] me up we don't want that all right well somebody's dead now nap time I think I gotta take a look an anti-radiation thing because it keeps a building and a health get police can't just [ __ ] get along huh without you gents I got them all okay I will have a chat don't worry well I did nothing I did absent a bullet on this guy but oh [ __ ] well this and I'll have that but that's it no more I hit the backpack okay wait a minute wolf yep you guys are twins thanks for the help things get pretty hairy whatever you do with it anyway look for information about student look folks told me about you sucking Frechette all right the the ba mold dug up stock stash but I know I feel in terms of the coordinates meeting time they're gonna lie low for a nice guess really okay thanks okay kind of trade with you Jesus nobody wants to trade guns who was just playing guitar he played what some notes and left he was like he was like this okay I'm going home now bye Jesus Christ it's a [ __ ] oh whoa be careful when you walk in here man [ __ ] you walking run into a [ __ ] anomaly dude you're nuts dude dude [ __ ] stop talking you're gonna die [ __ ] is your problem no I will not lower my gun we are literally in the zone okay fine fine I love her my gun you happy now is he [ __ ] still talking to himself what is it doing it cyka blyat today with a really nice but it's an artifact over there did this guy doesn't give a [ __ ] I think this guy drank like a liter of vodka said okay I'm fine now what is your problem huh okay I'm just gonna go I think it's a stop my Russian is a little bad shed it's getting nighttime - oh it's another one right there you guys want to get it what's this stone blood oh wait a minute so wait a minute if I have two stone Bloods I have now like 300 health or like how does that work hang on it's 200% okay health regen well I'll take this meow detected patty Oh Oh I don't like this I don't like this row rows raggy I don't like this like what's get out of here gang Mike sewing Scoob help I'm dying fine wait I can't even help you dude I don't have anything to do I don't know what I can do man I mean I could feed you bread I give you braids this looks [ __ ] dangerous it's lookaside Oh God so many artifacts here that looks clean oh man okay somebody doesn't want me here let that ain't some bandit [ __ ] that was that the guy saying like help me hang on that's not where I am though whoa whoa my why the [ __ ] is he shooting at me what have I ever done to him to warrant this I miss did some swamp what does he want me out of his swamp oh wait a minute so where I pretty bit robot where's the money should [ __ ] okay it's getting kind of hard to see at night - sure can work this out - 30 below Cisco it's got flashlights on him I want that wait a minute save me mother earth okay wait a minute I have a better idea good get me that 12-gauge aspirin all right now maybe not to [ __ ] do you have a flashlight oh how and whoa okay my you know my Morse is a little rusty but it meant cyka blyat alright where's the money come here I'm a fairy come here check out all this candy delicious candy yum yum in my tum tum yummy yummy idiot there was his name simcha woodpecker hey do don't you believe in fairies often and we got some [ __ ] bandits - hello I'm a kitty cat meow meow where's the money Lebowski oh yeah you want it you want to go if I can seize it arm oh wow how fun would it be if that affected the guy on the other side okay tell her what here it's nothing here I think he's dead wait a minute what I think he just floated up okay guys where's the nearest shop cuz I'm I I really want to sell my things Shelley's run back to see little [ __ ] oh my mom next area oh it's in the next area these guys are friendly right see I'm gonna I'm gonna take my gun down I'm gonna show a peace sign okay they're good guys now it might look like he's actually playing but what he's actually doing is like doing this hang on do it play me a tune beautiful free from Jess we don't go through we don't like I fell Collins why cuz that's our territory duty territory we're very picky about what we look through a little base we don't have anything important to discuss lovelies you ain't getting past the Roxy these are the rules okay bye oh man nothing here can you sleep in this game ooh damn holy [ __ ] so if I can't get past Duty territory [ __ ] only with mods okay greetings stuck good running trade No okay so how close am I to barkeep oh boy not close barkeep isn't Duty area can I just break myself in then I guess we're going back to see that city drove each like an hour left oh man you know it is just me the Marquand please please have mercy here I go oh Jesus Christ those are the wolves I'm just walking home oh god leave the guns here come back to him really oh man I don't like to sound the wolves I don't like that I don't like this I don't like that I don't like that I don't like this I'm gonna start running okay we need to drop some [ __ ] how about we drop this drop one there we go and we drop some of these guns how are we unload everything first and then we drop this one that one this one drop that I should've unloaded that one too [ __ ] a kitty kitty cat detected this one it's not as good the Viper like a drop in the other one there I go unload okay nobody wants that I guess kitty I think that places like sleep at night - oh God oh [ __ ] no guys we're not going back to see drove each I spy with my little eye a squat another squat cheeki breeki banditos tell what we're gonna do instead Oh God advanced and will I'll be back for my shitty equipment here maybe I'm just gonna go past here and then let's see if we can advance no no no no no I don't like the Wolves okay there's a plenty of people in here but they seem cool with me no those aren't people are so like things I can get yeah dead bodies I think this game is pretty scary if you play it yourself you know spirit atmospheric at night they wish that was me okay hmm well [ __ ] am I going to the railway 699 execute or dare cheater cheater cheater cheater cheater how many we got how many we got oh [ __ ] this opponent thanks for getting your flashlight yeah kind of like it I'm gonna like it duped again stuck in I am the bet of the night and now I eat bread to sustain myself cheeki breeki yes told your judt oranga listen ah okay good bad idea to go here at night why is it like spicy let's go now where who are you one is truck oh boy all right both what what is happening in here you want me to do this now okay listen here's my strategy right my strategy for this one is very tactical and it's very thought out now I take inspiration from the Sun Tzu art of war alright let's not do anything hold on oh [ __ ] boy what if I use don't do anything at all and I sneak past just like it [ __ ] Oh Sun Tzu you gotta burn your [ __ ] hand off if you shoot that close you know stop yelling at me [Music] well yeah okay listen I have 27 bullets it's gone wait a minute they were going dead God oh Jesus says I need a grenade we're gonna do the old one-two technique line them up line them up mister grenades in this game as I would 1 1 did you know that I am dying yes I know Oh God like the entire server is against me now piggy piggy piggy I ain't afraid of no man okay yeah you want to go you want to [ __ ] go then okay I need uh some some other strategy here cuz I don't have enough firepower to deal with all these [ __ ] Thank You kitty cat cat will be here for more with moral support [ __ ] unload on them kind of pin down here but [Music] at least I'd die with my friends Luke your friends loot your France and hope to find a grenade good job I die I sleep wait a minute yeah yeah yeah yeah okay we gotta find an alternate entrance into this it's gotta be one or I'm gonna be really smart about it you'll can't shoot me you can crash lower Joel how how do shift-z X shift X shift controlled all okay well that's good wait a minute oh god my leg Oh ugly it up okay well we're gonna steal find an alternate path here like I'm trying to find like a route second like sneak up on them they're not that many there's concentrating till giant meatball of bullets no [ __ ] I guess I don't think I can do this right it'll just a hunch oh Jesus I'm gonna do a little dirty tactic all right we'll do a little dirty tactic all right whoever I'm saving I'm gonna save and then once I get my [ __ ] I'm gonna get out of here it's really dirty and stupid but forget them this situation is [ __ ] up oh go to jammed somebody behind me oh just a couple inside Oh God oh yes all right guys now that I've consumed a hundred things I have to remember what Dmitri told me never look back and never let your dreams be means rush me oh [ __ ] oh god damn okay fine but might help you though this is good this is good oh boy yeah I'll see if they can come with me if I see the indication of the flashlights my way in the hall here all right my kingdom for a grenade right try throwing all your pistols at him ready for this I take them all up yeah take your table one of these days my bullets will hit and once they do I'm sorry man listen you don't have a hundred [ __ ] bullets and with magazines I do I'll be here all day yeah out [ __ ] plate but remember when in doubt just apply the Sun Tzu art the war we run like [ __ ] hell hey hey guess what maybe shed more friendly let's see how he solves this I'm curious without my help looks like he's got a Russian connection what the [ __ ] oh is that you gonna do a sneaky [ __ ] here we go who's gonna win Oh confrontation here we go [ __ ] is it too big he's panicking Oh God guys standing right there I want to see what what [ __ ] happens okay okay yeah but if you stand there our stalemate all right were they gonna take all day I'm gonna I'm on load here here we go [ __ ] not one bullet hit me nice did your voice does not fit your look it okay well here here's my strategy right we wait for them and we go boom boom Oh neat sit down do you hands up it's freaking out make like a devil or something you know you have the power like make make freaky things you know scare him okay it's right at sidewalk it's like knock-knock who's there make the bunny while I'm in a good spot you want to give me any help that looks like he's 90 years old look at him look I've got some rune juice I got stuck in Russia good luck in Russia looking for an all-you-can-eat buffet you're here boys oh now what why am I asking [ __ ] using a shotgun for that range well it's a good reason there's a head is it just hit what it's with this gun I mean I know it's like a rusty [ __ ] guns here but like mama thank God I have so much ammo I feel these guns feel like soft air guns you know meant for this range am i playing on max difficulty yes I am a lot of these days one of these days it'll hit okay oh I got him Oh dad did you die listen oh [ __ ] don't spin to pump Thank You friends you saved my life that was still close Thank You friends you saved my life that was two days the grunts always carry their emissions through got to get out of here before the task force arrives wait wait wait baby like a king give me a [ __ ] second what do I have here I can use nothing nothing at all you're not you know that wait that's an 8k that is legitimately an ak-47 well it looks more like an Akey 74 well I was right that's right hey Joel did you know that I'm sorry okay okay well we could just walk out of here we could have just walked out of here okay all right dude it's quiet here can't wait for you to finish yessuh weird rushing it like it's not quite there here somewhere I don't know exactly where where I guess I'm saying where he's going like where thanks for your help stalking if you hadn't shown up I'd be a dead man by now looking for infants today a lot see Reggie told me you know something about him Sergey well okay listen they say strelok used to sneak around here on top of that this stash is somewhere around there below ground or this guru PMS is based around here all right we also look for this - boo boo found jack [ __ ] give you info about this - maybe you'll be luckier this is everything we have on this - I don't get accomplishment this one the MINIX is leading down to interconnected basements but you get to you're on your own I have a map on the basement at work is huge and confusing okay guys how about I use to sell some of my [ __ ] things here like jellyfish is socks I sell this with actually I'll take one last down here we go if it's with your mouth but you're telling me I want to you want me to go down here actually you're probably right getting the whole bow I don't know where am I going what the [ __ ] is this Oh God Oh God where's the other guy though can check that out though oh [ __ ] I'm bleeding oh god what the [ __ ] is happening Oh God nothing hey stall this distract me friend even if he didn't even see me behind the shadow I still [ __ ] up that's amazing [Music] get over here I don't like this just keep using your flashlight down here oh mama look at all these [ __ ] guns I have it's ridiculous Oh God well banished is also like it's basically stimpaks oh [ __ ] our okay guys you think didn't eat three strategy here remove blood stuff from inventory if making more hurt but I got more health though you sure okay although the weapons you aren't using but like check this out unload you know that's your fault that's your fault oh uh to these guys come on let's go three guys running out of ammo now come on all right here we go last one bottom oh my god this another guy chit chit chit chit chit what else do I have what else have a quick quick quick quick quick boys is the only thing I have now [Music] okay got him Oh God all right and I just got a save I guess we'll have here oh yes schema this don't like those noises I don't like that noise either well bah put my flashlight on by the way Rushdie creeping meat you'll want to go down here and I don't think so this to backpack is in a side tunnel now people keep saying there's a monster in here what the [ __ ] you will loot their bodies while I Luthan them all tonight have this 10/10 jewel eats there are several monsters is there a scale we launched oh you can get ready aura plus I'm ready for Chernobyl's [ __ ] monster cats okay oh yeah you're right you stunning border Luke these guys there we go hang on there we go and this guy I looted did not leave this guy it's gonna sis do I have one of those yes yes I do actually and what is this no this is like on the m-19 right I sort of see here uh put that here no what the it's coming what is coming stop it I hate this Jesus it's coming what is 3 you're not gonna go that way I'll guess we'll go deep pop and it puts his fist deep ah it's coming cube right there's gonna watch out for the Mountain Dew zone all right this place is so this is so bad okay oh sure that's fine all grenade awesome what is that merchan anomaly burnt fuss radiation - bleeding ha I think artifacts are just literally good for one thing selling you need it the magic ball okay we have two grenades effective it plays pretty cool racing Gracie okay I'm fine I'm fine [ __ ] you got bandits too no no no [ __ ] with the other guy no don't no not look meet you hey buddy I got a friend you got a friend with me oh Jesus Christ there's an invisible man down here okay he'll [ __ ] off mr. plan okay drop one of these and then I'm gonna leg it to the left plan don't die the shootin Thomas how'd I miss three dudes wait a minute eat this [ __ ] here like that huh whoa [ __ ] no not that thing Wow what happened I like skadoodle running - what the [ __ ] was that chill chill I think it Cara business I don't know how can do this okay here's like another idea alright listen I'll be invisible man is chilling out they're gonna chill out - [ __ ] you help me help me buddy come on okay we're gonna do I'm gonna I'm gonna cheese this a little bit oh yeah oh you guys are gonna regret this [ __ ] oh they're gonna regret this [ __ ] let me tell ya let me try that one more time Northgate gets the master of the [ __ ] sewer zone dude you can't mess with me cannot mess with me [ __ ] damn quick okay I'm still bleeding like a [ __ ] oh [ __ ] wrong one [ __ ] on think I have an advantage chill out chill relax relax relax time [ __ ] off Dublin scared it's good Oh what the [ __ ] how stuck no no no no no no no go for them they have more meat on them oh it's right behind me you deal with it you deal with them if you have anything shocking mo I don't have nothing oh it's a good spot it's an excellent spot the goblin can't get me and I'm oh this is perfect no now I'll know where the goblin is - who always come for used to use like what the [ __ ] is happening guess what whoa yeah we don't make it such a bad team do we where'd you go you take care of go Google ooh goblin go go go goblin and I we went go back drop the pistols jewel all right fine that's some [ __ ] [ __ ] major [ __ ] fine I'll drop on his shotguns okay drop two actually all right but I'm tracking much attention from him I am The Invisible Man okay go give her good wig red gravy for gravy it was pretty erectile for hold good goddamn they take a lot of [ __ ] I'll take this Mew they'll give me some spam okay get in the piping with this pipe well might actually have to go into the piping but that's too small to crawl through how do i oh you mean this in okay Oh kick [ __ ] ass I'm almost out of here okay whoa I'll take this oh yes yes give me all the [ __ ] [ __ ] you go up to it's their problem to deal with the Goblin okay not mine not mine not today say one more hang on how do i there we go grenade huh wait a method that that that one was better fast shooting oh I got like a rare thing see it cuz I'm happy ah the guns are all the guns better it's like I'm not gonna start getting guns that I can't use because they didn't like you well it's just more guns it's a bad idea [Music] like that's it all right you know we're gonna drop some of these guns soon look I thought I could just stack these to like have them uh a little first thought I could just stack them because you know we're gonna sell them at one point but I don't think that's happening so [ __ ] it [Music] yeah I had all of these guns army stashed in my like adidas stack a gun okay how much is this battle jacket it's three kilos okay whatever hang on [ __ ] off it's three look I've said news Frank died couldn't meet you too bad you went to the center on your own this is your choice though damn red was my choice all right guys but now we got to get the [ __ ] out of here keep looting in this room or there's more to this [Music] Studio Lord kid nice to check my concept so if I hear maybe you know nothing here either I think I'm done here what will ba know I think that's it the map look behind it hmm I'm not sure what you guys are talking about it me it's like a peek of weapons yeah but I oh I have all of these weapons already you guys alright well I guess yeah oh the pipe funny mean this pipe okay oh [ __ ] yeah right oh there we go damn alright now I'm ready to [ __ ] die okay nice suit ID does always drop one then and then we bought 15 so drop onto the the unnecessary sounds cuz I have a [ __ ] ton of these Oh get in the hole oh yeah I think I'm ready to die now now like I I I'm fully ready look at this cut that guy okay all right [ __ ] shaping up for me man things aren't too bad get this to hear sounds hail them get all this oh I got some bread on them well it's a CAF life hey Dead Yet please okay some [ __ ] rusty facility if I ever seen one aim for the head aim for the head cuz they're more ammo that way give me some soup I need soup tongue to survive suka life Thomas out of here oh thank god okay no that splits off okay there's more all right thank God it's over anyway let's get out of here thank [ __ ] yeah oh what's this who's been coming down the storm drain but it's happening what what the [ __ ] was that what the [ __ ] is happening how it feels to chew five gum sir creature at the end of the song where is he oh there he is oh God who is that Criss Angel Mindfreak you whoa whoa I don't feel so good hey buddy who was this man I think I have a migraine this is Yvonne stalker I don't feel so good okay let's see if there's something I can get to I guess not all right let's get up let's get out of here help no open it up [ __ ] search his body but can't find anything why do you have like bondage gear on do I gotta like go up here at least investigate to let me see you you know there was the other ladder up there oh oh oh no oh no oh my god oh the soul that's a floating [ __ ] crate getting kind of radioactive down here so I gotta gotta get a move on alright what's this one huh yes oh all right now where we ought to look the place looks nice is it a nice place everybody's [ __ ] out surface-tension easy but I used to survive like a battle with Shrek on the ground I got to do this too okay fine forget about Freeman we're pulling out all right so let's see here a little bit with the Viper have nothing with this I do have eight bullets with the speedy one though oh god your flashlights making you easily detected oh yeah I don't know this game had a feature for that I'll take all this please [Music] guys how long till I get to like a the barkeep this is insanity I just want to trade I just want to trade long way oh my god after this part okay we're gonna keep playing until barkeeper okay [Music] wait wait can I can I exit out this hell [Music] am I going the right way am I going the wrong way you gotta get in the building I'll [ __ ] take the chopper wish I could dude you need to go inside okay Jesus Christ ow my feet my bleeding bleeding - [ __ ] upper floor huh okay I gotta steal some documents I forgot about that uh shotgun ammo nope from the shotgun ammo nope nope all right boys here we go hitman style boy these documents no where the hell would you need documents in this place you how about this get a hamburger Institue get something more relevant yes we have to get the documents cuz it's important I think so let's take the elevator in this [ __ ] place game is still very very pretty though wait I can I can take him on I can take I can take him on and you know why you know why I can take them on it's not too challenging you know obviously I'm dying a lot but that's that's because I'm playing like [ __ ] but you know I am playing on master Oh blue health get there I'll take this oh the old sneaky ah not today friend not today where's the other guy where's the bomb where's the bomb okay here's the Belkin it's maybe oh oh please please Oh No Oh suck okay I'm too exhausted where's the ball boys devaughndre okay Oh Pequod is coming for me Lois Bob Ross is squirrel called t-pod boss get down be very quiet very careful all right let me let me have I let me have a bread and let me let me have a drop of Connaught also okay here we go okay [ __ ] it Leggett ha ha [ __ ] it out once I'm in shock whoo shoot whoo shoot whoo shoot me thank you thank you to work back to this huh yep not that yet so pulse is regular frankly Oh what whoo shoot whoo shoot the knee oh my god I have all the ceiling [ __ ] though Jesus shoenice it Oh get through that though red barrels explode Rolo I forgot about video game rule soon [ __ ] are you shooting it I was getting a little headache there we're almost out of here okay Oh God okay how about this run the other way we can do it oh [ __ ] this there - oh God honey run here I'm not smart I'm 4d chess time but there's nothing here a minute it's got a little matroska thing you know it's like the door is locked well [ __ ] East house it locked have a knife I can blow it open it's being a blowing I just figured out how we do this guys [ __ ] Rambo style let's you [ __ ] slipped one tap okay we're almost out we're almost up okay while they're standing over there I'm gonna attempt a run for it less bullets I have let's go it's gonna be over there but I will I will do it okay to have a sausage to celebrate with no I do not let's go oh I can't do it I can't do it is exit in the back really please be something good please nothing nothing but there's a exit in the back but that's the way I came from unless you mean of course the dangerous okay outsmarting don't look back don't look back don't look back just keep running keep [ __ ] runnin keep [ __ ] runnin snake here oh yeah but one skills the beast from the east he is back boys oh [ __ ] Zuko okay okay Oh distract them in simi he's hot hug hug the wall hug the boughs okay good go to her the taste of freedom tastes like vodka okay I'm almost there how close am I though oh no you are you are you kidding me I can't catch a break I cannot catch a [ __ ] break all right I need the power you no [ __ ] East game boys Hut bus now there's no more [ __ ] right Oh God I need a bath they were barkeep libsyn okay marked one I feel pretty crappy okay almost there take a little breather here huh I feel like I am so [ __ ] up I'm like bleeding from every orifice at the moment wait wait a minute wait wait a minute Oh No haven't done any progress nice nice dude oh go to checkpoint overdue duty guys or listen dogs let's all chill out dog said no no take a little detour here don't worry about it what's that nope nope nope I'm Talia stop it warning shots dang it right now stop it told ya I gave you [ __ ] warning single the scum no don't don't [Music] okay good you know you boys are still rude to me last time that I'm just gonna Joe what the [ __ ] are you doing more drunk than I am I am going to take a rest now because you guys are [ __ ] well look see nothing oh [ __ ] wait a minute my son my beautiful boy I wish you well we don't let every loser go ahead the territory territory I have some business with barkeep oh you're the marked one yes but keep told me us about you you can pass thank you that's what z-bo let's get the [ __ ] out of here no no no no no no and then finally finally I can sell all my [ __ ] oh okay good Guto saved by one pig but what is there more [ __ ] better be careful now that bet on bad doggie bad no shotgun ammo just this shitty little gun I've been working with it throughout the entire extreme good okay this looks it looks nice I've never made it this far in the game by the way I'm totally clueless ooh sorry I'll lower my gun you won't keep moving what are you stirring it well it can't have something interesting freedom is holding up behind the old warehouse break them all down those freaking hey dude go keep moving what are you stirring it I'd like to know something what do you want to know it's my first time here could you tell me a little bit about this place before the accident 86 this was an industrial area as you can see there ain't much left of it now wait this is Chernobyl in the basement up by the hangar you'll find the hungry dreads but the police is run by the local trader who doubles up as a barman if you want to trade talk to get a commission or finally this news that's the place to go there's Aussie arena where you can fight and make some cash do this base not from from the arena if you want to join duty goes through it over there though TB they all tell you what to speak to or by the way all of this area is protected by duties you behave me keep your weapons holstered if you start shooting the patrol will calm you down pretty quickly I thought I was like a joke this is actually Chernobyl this is if this isn't 2012 and there's an iron sarcophagus over this place you'd literally melt it if you were here Oh God Hey Dude go and keep moving when you get out of here there it is there is the appeal hey dude Arnie yo I've got a new fight for you go on so your first fight your opponent is a piece of meat just like you'll you see her because the dancing is only two options to come ratified O'Toole and himself in addition normally he's gonna fight Louie like a cornered animal the craving for the day let me think okay well don't use to pee MEMS to magazines it should be plenty I do kick his ass to feed you to the dogs the much of a choice come on yeah okay hey dude would you I thought that I want to get that thing outside there's may not enter you can find Jesus a nice pop music of the Ukraine some 1d squatting start talking about Russian memes this poor barkeep lives hey dude what do you want nothing I just wanna put the barkeep barkeep I don't join you that iiiiii fear no man Oh box in here whereas barkeep barkeep do you live in here saving the planet yeah somehow a stalker for me like when I playing these games the whole world is just this area there's no America there's nothing else except this place if I should check my map let's see here I am I am here and I need to go there so I'm going the right way pass by twice okay the whole world just blew up you know except this place the world is fine outside the zone oh yeah so there's different like guilds you can join in this game there we go here's the gap hello you tell me something interesting don't lust you tasted all the beasts coming in from scorcher okay no no no way where am i I'm gonna go into gap okay I'm so confused it's there it's gap is that barkeeper this is it clear use the arrows Hannah backpack what the [ __ ] is an arrow what oh it's over there okay oh I see okay I said come in I don't stand there awesome oh no this is above all okay hello I stole this Bradley I've got a big problem man and lost my family rifle in the wild territory I want to shoot some bloodsucker just put a building gun away damn listen bro if you got if you get it back I'll pay you I've made a little cash here and they'll give you all of it just get my rifle back family rifle you know passed down from my father to son and I lost it I've grown used to it's like an extension on my arm now hey did the more keep I stole his vodka the documents great work marked one we have the documents at last I need to have a look at them now and maybe a work out how to get north while I do that with not properly in sight at the arena the owner of the arena is armed I've uploaded is called an orderly the document you brought 5,000 there's things that need to clear but we're still missing the info you need to get a feel picture I live designated X 18 is mentioned and its description matches the abandoned category X 18 values that are found places like you left to go and get the info we need the lab is closed and you need to like to running keys to get inside very fun I say you guys are being [ __ ] okay he sounds like a Russian CDI Mario you know the princess to invite us over for dinner and Luigi all toasters toast toast don't forget towards your foreskin okay I'll try see what you got oh mama okay get rid of this bye bye bye bye bye [ __ ] bi never come back in my life see damage you know I'm just gonna I'm gonna keep the soundless one I like the sound was born bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye wait the 4:15 I'll keep that though whatever is this I have that mo okay flesh I wait the scientists and also the still [Music] oh yes that sweet sweet money oh don't sell the urchin artifact whoops how much to buy back though oh nothing great okay I'll say though I know I made a mistake but it's a learning process alright for this so this is the il-86 this is the after British Armour replaces rifle with the German made GP 37 appeared in large quantities first in the black market and then in the zone watch we're just better this uses 556 this is different I'm okay that gun is the worst it sucks it's terrible shitty is rifle ever so I guess I'll just keep the a k then hey kitty 74 okay well let me just buy [ __ ] time ammo instead for it so it's 5:45 5:45 which is yes Full Metal Jacket rounds can you get like can you get like armor piece piercing versions of like the gun or whatever you can okay then we're gonna get some book shot a lot of ammo some bandages a lot of food some energy drinks [ __ ] email this schema grenade - all right there we go awesome man all right well I'm gonna conclude stalker here man I hope you all had a good time watching had a great time buying this game and no Armour we're talking about oh there we go wait you see my shirt there for a second but yeah I hope you all had a good time watching stalker is a full series it sparked one of it and I hope you had a lot of fun watching me play this blind you know honest a nice neck stalker stream I don't know really but soon anyway we're gonna move on here and the rent plus in Brazilian bootlegs so don't go anywhere but I hope you all had a good time with me wrestling in the zone you know but yes indeedy never forget goblin man and never forget - never forget - where is he thanks not therefore my life all right

Channel: Vargskelethor Uncut: Full Joel Streams

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Length: 203min 3sec (12183 seconds)

Published: Wed Jul 11 2018