[Vinesauce] Joel - The Sims 1: Satan's Hell

all right so we're gonna do a little bit of the since yesterday original of the Sims could you believe it yeah we're gonna we're gonna load up that VM and play a little bit of the original I did play the sims a hundred years ago in a in a different time but here's me revisiting it because the sims is generally one of my favorite games she stopped before your game - it's like a like a really weird creepy doll house experience where you're like haha died for me yeah you know but you know I I I am a bit of the Sims man that you know some people know me by my sim streams you know since three and four and all that you know pokey apocalypse and you know Antichrist more you know stuff like that so you know but we're gonna play the original and I might even do a full full stream series out of this because the sims 1 is this [ __ ] is a great game and it really like back in the day you have to have the sims on the computer like if you had the same you're the man man like so good but you were kind of a little ashamed to play the sims because like it was kind of a girls game you're like well I don't like to play little games you like to play shoot games like quake and then like when you retired quickly look lad die you know but yeah I love the Sims it's a fantastic series of games my probably favorite though is probably like seems two sims 2 for me was like holy [ __ ] this game is the best but Sims 3 seems three was real [ __ ] good - Sims 4 I kind of think sucked but did they did since since for is Sims 3 but worse you know I mean it's like they stripped features like why the [ __ ] would they take away the feature like visiting other neighbors and like they took that away like what why you know but since for buildings tools are so good yeah but like why did they do that I don't get it man but whatever we're gonna play a little bit of The Sims I do love the Sims but this is gonna be on model its total vanilla you know so let's just let's just play some damn Sims now I want to say one more time if you want to play this game yourself anyone do it in windowed mode good [ __ ] luck because this game is a nightmare to get running in windowless what I'm gonna do now is I have installed this on the windows 98 computer not that one that's happening soon this is just standard Sims on a Windows 98 machine oh yes yes you got a plaster a face on the sim you can do that does it need a hack to be in 69 yeah probably but but we don't we don't need to put this at 16:9 we're gonna get the authentic to Sims experience four by three that's all you need alright see this force okay but it's stripped down yeah it is really really you know anyway let me just load this up oh yeah that's ready for the sound it's common in a moment now maybe I won't win those nineteen destruction no no it's common trust me I know you're all patiently waiting for it and it's not gonna be on this Sunday because it's you know seven days of scary games but trust me it's happening all the sound well cheeki breeki all right now let's go kick some goddamn ass oh god this computer silver ones all right so here's technology for you anyway unless this is reset on square zero so this is the sims one this took a hundred years to set up on stream and if I choose to upload it on YouTube you will know the adversity that I had to go through and I said adversity the the pain loss is called the the pain of technology but we got a working finally it took a hundred years but we are rocking and rolling you know the vinyl tech will probably be better than the game probably honestly but anyway that's beside the point I love The Sims one I also talked about this game quite a lot it is a completely badass game as bad as like a doll simulator goes but you know I used to play The Sims all the time you know I scream Sims 3 occasionally seems for occasionally but this is the original it's awesome and we're gonna make a family the Varg skeletor's that's right this will be for me me yes i'll vork Skeletor II not but me I am NOT neat at going how do i do - gonna do - I really have no trace whatsoever so uh there we go I love the biker-looking the pimp look is pretty good - it's like a bad game whose dad is this baby Joel well this was pretty good - they're [ __ ] sandals and socks since Ron really has to think of like the 90s like it is a 90 scheme but like it just this feels like it's lost did there we go they were a idiot [Music] [Music] [Music] yes more personality how condescending Joel and then then I will live with my roommate Skeletor skeletal vork style that makes no sense but sure who looks it close the Skeletor like nobody your great typist well I guess I'm good at something is this Skeletor I am not nice [Music] I guess I live with the devil what fits devil all that there I'm the only devil dressed this this tacky but it Devils real neat and he's real playful stuff some very nice though and he's not going it lives in Hell so watch out - all right there we go yeah yeah watch out all right let's move them in yes and here we go here's this seems one let's kick some ass alright so uh I live with the devil let's let's build let's hit let's build a little bit let's hang on here we all do this music it brings memories of old back and let's see your jam alert and now we're not gonna cheat immediately we're not gonna cheat okay here we're gonna do we're gonna do uh [ __ ] I'm stuck whoa was that what happened in the Sims so this is just the most like a lumps in the game lag lumps and it just starts again you know okay here we go we're gonna really make up a little little mushroom hey guys this is just like Dwarf Fortress [Music] by the way this game is not lucky it's it's it's 3d yes but like it sort of all it Tom's it it doesn't feel like it at all you're like I want a different perspectives place it okay there we go and I guess that'll be it okay let's let's do a door that's just not open door [ __ ] it is walk into my house yeah sure just go take a [ __ ] on the floor anytime [Music] okay I'll do my best with this the tools have been given [Music] yeah look that looks fantastic doesn't it whoa God [Music] hey do you remember that the site seven deadly Sims when I was like ten years old I was like oh [ __ ] there's a porn website I'm like well wait wait a minute no no it's not it's a Sims website they had custom Sims mods but I thought some of them were like sex mods I'm like dude we're gonna get [ __ ] arrested for going on this website okay let's see here [Music] what looks little East terrible [Music] I think I think there was like a famous guy who actually composed to the soundtrack it's like he's actually like like a dude that's like kind of well-known kind of look walking on that but I mean he did know shut up yeah that looks great doesn't it could be worse okay now that's not for the roof oh god yes I did it from all the Jurassic Park and Ghostbuster stuff while in this not really there we go well I should go friend something like this yeah alright dr. belt meiosis windows I mean windows we will have these weird bathroom with bathroom walls as I like to call them [Music] all right and we will live inside this weirdo texture all right let's buy some furniture all right here we go and all this this sulfite used to be the [ __ ] go crazy with this late addition to our lanch furniture collection this is like the the porn so far you're not I mean well I love this one the the tutti frutti this is like my favorite shade of green by the way trivia you got that that's for me and Skeletor can really gonna have a like a like a Aqua Teen Hunger Force situation I'm gonna have one bed that we're gonna share and we're gonna grumpy at each other so take turns all right and we need we need want me to play around with okay and then we need a fridge we do need these things and then we need some sort of like III right yes there we go put put you over there and then we're gonna eat yeah this just takes me back man okay now now I'd like a counter right do I need a counter so let's sir can over here he's gonna live and then we'll have the clown because the class there we go just posit clowns clowns in my house and the Flamingo people would do you stomp on these all the time okay and this one is just weird we need we need a lava lamp because that's that's my jam all right and then we need a [ __ ] II [ __ ] there I mean in my mouth and and then we're gonna have a shower I guess I mean that's the bare minimum but all right and then we're gonna add a door [Music] there we go to see right in through it and we needed up we need a phone we need uh yeah yeah hang on hang on call me up in the middle of the night please and we are ready to go all right here we go Devil's investigating what's this look like you didn't buy it I'll exit services Pizza Pizza Pizza come on yes hello I am yes I'll be 40 40 thanks for your order all right awesome turn on the lava-lamp oh where am I I'm reading the news in middle I'm gonna run over man mmm today's obituaries will be Joan tale okay let's check this out ready for this now this is what I'm talking about oh here comes it comes talk to me the pizza man your pizza man beat the man hello dude I look like I made it all the way from Sin City to your house in less than an hour Freddy the pizza dude wait a minute Freddy the pizza oh I'm sure a few youtubers could milk this lure it's the real one yo check that pizza I thought I did something disturbing with the same stuff like sometimes when I play with seams I get really depressed like in a way this game is like if you and life through a scope and then you like get really self-aware of your own life and then you're like man not I mean like it feels like someone out there is playing you in The Sims you're like ah I call the police there you go look at these clown pictures by the way I am generally cured if you're like really I don't know if it's in this game or if it's the other games but this clown sometimes comes to life and like eat your ass my player is a [ __ ] idiot then you'll say this playing the VR headset to watch out I don't like this future you can have a clown visit in one don't remember when then my favorite part about The Sims 1 though is I hate voices asks I don't think my favorite part of the Sims is when he gets calls in the middle of night and it's like we're coming scared the [ __ ] out of you as a kid you're like what who's coming be alert oh oh oh ok wash our hands and undo I got spit ok let me tell you something this is my entire life in a nutshell when people would come over I just be like hide hide hide hide hide tell it no we got a dancer a dance we got a dancer sorrow away hang on yes Erica here y'all dance or trouble away dance hey what are they doing in there I can see you're dancing you don't door hey dumbass we can hear the music we know you're there no no don't we got a dancer some country sweet okay here we go yo this is this bops this bops can snore no he's inside no he's stealing my pizza murder esta leave come on get out of my house get the [ __ ] pizza this rage boiling inside now get out of here you stole my pizza slice get out of here this is my time leap who stole my future he stole my [ __ ] pizza what's the devil up to he's in the middle of the streets I'll tell you what it gets really really annoying to deal with this game sometimes cuz like the more seems to have the more of a like a like a management you got to do it like basically all Sims are like dumb children that are like in a medicine cabinet you are always watching out that they don't like hurt themselves you're like oh my god what he doing and we have like five Sims it becomes a [ __ ] nightmare to play because one Sims is enough that's all always how I done it and the moment you get married and have kids in this game you're like oh no oh no so yeah I wish they could just take care of themselves but they don't do well again this game was made in like 98 here we have the oculus rift and it was much as it was much of a mean back then I was asked today so you know [ __ ] annoying one guy it's gonna have to go to bed the other guy is just gonna have to like dance all night to forget the pain hey go off no no no no we're gonna win I'm gonna call and we're seeing if there's any jobs this game also like give you a really false sense of what adult adulthood is all about cuz yeah right I'm gonna look in a newspaper for a [ __ ] job you know like good god did you just bend the news petite that was job opportunities you know and uh there she is your where'd you put the what the [ __ ] get out of here don't steal my pizza no this is our devil no dance dance dancer for the love of God we have to dance it humans humans humans get out of here we have a look at like a like a line dance competition no devil no no eat the pizza eat the pizza eat the pizza said no why you're being so sociable you're not all like me man okay hello job service town service I need I need a job guess I'm gonna go to sleep let's find out how this will work [Music] that's me all right that is literally me right now here I go now turn it off turn it on dude no no we have to turn it on because I have an idea I have a great idea [Music] [Music] [Music] [Laughter] okay let's see let's see how long they last let's see how long they last oh god but god I got a job okay let's see this wait until next day well next day is very like arbitrary because that also ensues that like yes sitting okay come here okay what are you doing you haven't be already happy to do what what the [ __ ] are having dinner for yes I'm gonna have a can of beans this is going to hell in a handbasket dude how does it have another piss okay what forgets let's see okay the safest plan around with the the headset though okay boss it bad do fireworks in the bathroom no no no no okay I just want to see how fast they crack well I love them these eat cereal out of the box literally that's what I think of this game sometimes like when I sometimes I have two minute dishes in my apartment I'm like well I do my dishes of course now I'm saying like sometimes when you have two minutes and you have like one bow-bow left and you're like [ __ ] I'm just gonna eat this other box that's chips know their cereal do this I'm a bowel movement please can you see what this is saying on this is light meal okay I guess it's torture are Hardy what what is this what are you holding let's find out say does that serve up them tomato soups yeah or he's he's so angry about this he cannot figure out what's wrong with it at least I'm being tidy with my assless chaps oh I'm about to go to bed I can't go to bed because the [ __ ] country music is fighting the Klan it's gonna shut it off how go to bed again goddamn country music see well no more it's the next day soon oh here we go oh no it begins [Music] don't fall asleep Little Joe sleep over there yet get a night's rest [Music] what am i doing I'm serving you as a good oh he gets oh god I told you oh no no no no sleep in the streets ate more soups eat more soup okay what is this this is me a couple Italy the group meal ever what is it what shot Satan thank God thank god this game doesn't have like cars in it I mean I think it does but like it's beers this up beer because they're eating with their hands you can't eat beer with your hand but you drink beer and eat beer well it's like ice beer [Music] [Music] [Laughter] infernal vo they should love not know that oh sorry sorry oh my god I was laughing so [ __ ] hard but god damn headphones plug that we say that I sleeping in the streets he's sleeping in the streets holy [ __ ] okay you're [ __ ] let's [ __ ] cut your music it's gonna be the death of us hey guys what's the country music cause that's the car is gone oh my god and I died Jonah no let's just do country okay good okay now hope you want to buy [Music] come on good job Satan loves it he loves it man you know hold down in the streets you know he does I don't like this one oh they shall rock nor didn't didn't they did not you know I love if you look at it from the thing it doesn't look too weird it's just like what's happening in this house guys my house is a dick I intend on doing that but all right oh god oh god holy [ __ ] hurts laughing oh this is cruel maybe I should like let them sleep for one night what speak up one Oh No okay now that the mailman's gonna call them soon the rest a mailman this where's the [ __ ] mail there it is alright find a job guys should I find a job or should seek and find a job [Music] you okay I'll find a job find a job [Music] I want to look for a job right now I am too depressed Oh Oh getting too real here for a moment only [ __ ] it I don't worry buddy do bad you gotta let me sleep no save this deal in my bed [Music] guys guys how do I activate cheat menu again I don't want a sheet yet but like do a thing what does it all all see or something like that ctrl shift alt hang on no that's not it because it's C okay gotcha gotcha it's not to use alright so and now how do I make how do I move [ __ ] around this is like I totally forgot me I know on a rosebud and all that but like - - no no no bull prop testing cheats enabled true no such eat [ __ ] prop testing chief enable sure none of us on it move objects don't okay move objects on oh my god I made a mistake here go away hey wait every [Music] slap how dare you [Music] this buddy dance friend though come master jaclyn hanumana like to dribble Oh Mike Rotolo I'm back I'm back in real life oh no oh yeah I can't tell it is that it's not piss or is it like water [Music] I think it's shower water well thank God okay well Satan say there's not doing much better himself move the toilet okay hang on [Music] sure sure hey buddy go go go his toilet [Music] know that you know that's feet you can't oh [ __ ] no the real tyranny [ __ ] the bed yeah yeah one of those moments [Music] [Music] what what's happening here but no no he's fully asleep oh damn it oh god it's your friend got your music oh but but one of the clown piece is outside the [ __ ] house okay well [Music] interesting well we're getting somewhere I think maybe this [ __ ] me fern amusing I mean when I'm here at country music I want to like burst into laughter because I'm not associated with this stream Oh God [Applause] for the girls start torturing them it I feel bad for none of their have their honestly super happy they really are they they love this look like if the devil is like this then why C by C naught by C poopoo in the bed the devil loves it look look at a happy smile look look are you telling me are you telling me that this face does not convey hang on let see if we can do this no [ __ ] that this thing keeps like going outside the screen okay well this face right here Weiss is still [ __ ] the bed cuz he's got a lot of anger pent up it's like a it's like a cat or like something like that like a dog you know you can tell like a dog is unhappy it's a lot of like bad shits [Music] Oh somebody we got pay bills right now let's not pay the bills no no no no no call a maid or police and trap them he's gonna run out of feces and then start [ __ ] on intestines and bones and then he's dead help beside you no please I'm dying [Laughter] eat that see III need to stop I wanna die laughing I've gotta laugh at the stream it is so stupid oh [ __ ] me Oh God [Music] this is the true [ __ ] hell right here this is the true hell is just Lucifer's [ __ ] inferno oh I'm so [ __ ] glad I'm so [ __ ] goddamn glad that like after all that technical support [ __ ] that we were able to get this running Oh God oh my god I'm gonna I'm gonna actually like develop like like some sort of horrible like like I liked virus from this laughter sleep in the face and then the goddamn you still good Oh ladies bladders full when I see this gotta go a sins gotta go and this really want to go get that too at all and all these speed no I have the power [Music] remove the toilet Oh No I've been freed he's freed devil has been freed he's escaped al okay I feel bad for my son wait wait wait I can't do this wait wait wait let's get him my bath let's get our bath then we'll go take a bath [Music] oh okay wait we got wheaton to wake up [Music] the girls like uh um let's take a bath [Music] me could you not devil no I know I know I know you're a bit of a weirdo but listen listen [Music] tease no we're not gonna go down that route no no no no and no no no listen listen Devils gonna think about what he's done in this little peepee pile [Music] this is the devil's caught in poop poopoo hell poopoo bed hell now he's stuck in in ppl okay [Music] holy [ __ ] think about what you've done for the trash on him - yes yes how long will these since last I think that they are about to [ __ ] die make him hit die in this hell of feces tell you what tell you what give him a little pizza he can survive what else can we do here qualitystream here right I was gonna do another one yeah I'm loosing my voice laughing holy [ __ ] give my TV give me like a TV like that they turn it on turn on like the devil watch he's not done he's not done yet put off our buddy but vision this is fine this is fine all right well then what we should do let's let's play with the VR headset for a bit let's just go for the enemy let's go for the VR headset for a while oh god no you're fine you're fine dude guys could you imagine you don't want to play with the VR headset I couldn't kind of imagine why no no no no here's what you do play with the VR headset any man you're in a better place than this hell no no look at the hint look at the hand tie boobs dude he puts on the nightmare goggles are game we are waiting is the [ __ ] same they don't work no they are on alright this gym is gonna [ __ ] kill me oh my god oh god oh Jesus Christ I'll [ __ ] mighty okay [ __ ] ton is reminding me a [ __ ] ton on what happened when me and my friend used to uh like [ __ ] hot seat this game back in they like this is almost exact same thing except it was worse than cuz everything was zero like when you get to zero completely zero they started like to fall asleep over and over again they pissed themselves [Music] lifting them dying will be a relief yeah they end up in hell and they're like this must be heaven they really like stabbed forever in in purgatory and they're like yes heaven paradise Oh God [Music] if you look close enough it's chic and it's cry it's going down Santa's bullies they looks like yeses Hines to answer this is punishment my crash you trash juice on now turn it back on God that what don't I do sleep in the pizza wait till I can chat with the tree in sight [Music] I wonder Oh what the [ __ ] no no no no no no no no no no hello I am awakened delete the street oh I'm so sorry Hey oh you wanna have some fun no I do watch what some romance watch some romance that's fun [Music] how romantic look his fun is going up [Music] the romance is right here baby oh god I got I see I might have to [ __ ] take a break I'm laughing so hard like a tear shot going across my [ __ ] face i oh god I need I need to take a legitimate break I'm going to I'm going to pass away i I can't handle this I'm gonna laughter I actually am developing abs from this okay hey what give me like five minutes to do a beer B and then I'll be right back with more Sims so don't go anywhere I just I just need to take a break please III go I'm losing it I'm I'm losing it I'm losing it man I can't I can't I just oh my god okay we're back now I am not kidding with you I actually legitimately had to take like the fresh air outside my apartment to like calm down I was laughing so hard that I'm like I need oxygen I actually need oxygen for this okay now we're back yeah I am okay I am okay I just I was not ready for this tonight I really really wasn't and it's bad because it's like kind of like you know I'm spring for a while it's in the middle in the morning and on the stream should be going to bed so everything is like twice as funny so it's everything is terrible so hang on let me turn it up again okay here we go de parar mr. horror ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hey wait a mintue horror movie they minded your horror Ella give him a laugh but I take a bathroom do I like to call them more what the [ __ ] get let's see what happens now I know not go take a bath go take a bath what why you're my yelling at me good job good job ok well so what look let's let's serve breakfast you guys we're running out of money soon we'll be out of money ow [Applause] they switch it off no no what happened I don't hear the country anymore he's [ __ ] diarrhea sounds guys I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna slap the devil I'm really sick of his [ __ ] I get guess it tell what I'm gonna give him a break batteries ran out I'm a seal like in here huh next song tell you I'll tell you I'll tell you what let's for this this little moment to give them a moment it's a slight moment of peace because I think he deserves it it's a one moment of sleep I had the TV the TV I took away all this [ __ ] and then he still cannot do it I'll see that it is like clown oh no no not the clown getting it now sleep you idiot sleep you idiot okay here we go you got a pee you got pee do it but you just go pee but stopping what's stopping you well let's see how this unfolds Czech devil stats he's fine it's time to have a very fun but she and I guess the act of [ __ ] isn't like the most fun thing I'm essentially getting sleep Tiwa Howard here's a nice pillow there we go sanity Oh trash pillow it's like a bubble what the [ __ ] you okay well what we's holding it what the [ __ ] you what gotta gotta stay got stay healthy while you're falling sleep Oh God what what is going on what the hell is going on it's like stuck to him oh no oh no it's about to pee in the devil oh don't cry out for the devil please okay put the salad down take that shower dude oh now you're cleaning up after yourself after like a hundred hours huh has a devil suffered enough guys as he repent for his sins no I say he has not [Music] the only way he can repent is if he faces [Music] okay Oh can't forget our old friend piss all right now the devil might think that maybe maybe you should be nice to people and maybe shouldn't call them ugly and dumb and stuff like that so you know okay well you just keep on talking pal all right you have the bed you know they don't just just go to bed please go to bed wake up go to bed let me go sleep finally [Music] oh my they made i'm accidentally is a good sleep I think that's how people actually die if they fall asleep in the bathtub I think people wake up though but I've heard like horror stories you know nothing like a good old wet dream no he's a Vulcan guys holy [ __ ] guys nice what happens when they reached 0 I mean I guess y'all die but man this seems it's like torment like this is this is hell on earth it really really is a removed tub know that if I remove this top that breaks the seal of the devil you know that this selected the the holy tub this is the seal that has sealed him into a purgatory if this gets unbroken hell on earth it's a magic seal give them a roof so they can't see the Sun I mean don't give them the roof it this is gone Oh No oh hello hello would you like to visit hello welcome to my house no no go go to doctor go talk to her go talk to her stop eating stop eating pila One Pillar oh no oh no oh oh that's great to brag hey do you know I've pissed myself every day and I fall asleep in my own piss yeah I'm kind of a big deal you know not not too much you know but I'm just saying I am Number One pissed boy around these parts so uh you know don't mess with me it's like oh wait you're you're eating you're eating with your hands my beans why are you doing this why did you go in here I like it somebody just said are you getting the DLC for this game yes I'm getting the DLC for Sims one the DLC I'm getting it DLC hey Bella go take a bath Slapton be talked to all right let's have a talk [Music] talking about politics and I'm talking about politics talking about the the justice system how the devil has been trapped in here it's like yeah I agree I agree you know that's neat that's interesting yeah absolutely that is fantastic you know and Wow we that is the politics insurace sure slower than politics going around these days watch out and more politics Mamma Mia rather it was the devil crap himself anyway now if you watch the room of what was slowly going down the only reason he has his room level up is because these clowns surround him [Music] all over attack I unleash not-not-not devil devil devil devil devil devil we must unleash attack spells El Diablo attack clowns own hands own clowns own ok well now now we settle that we can now back to go now it's time now that we've unleashed deadly it's time to take a bathroom once again no no no no that's all taking a bath [Music] repent your sins all right there we go [Music] and there we go dear goes again good position right there we go you're almost dead guys you ever watched action movies or whatever this is Harley's your awesome movie standing up on a tiny little black and white screen now that that's that's a cinematic experience I like it [Music] something's going on the devil's praying it's like praying for release me and I want to go to bed now bye but shut off the TV there we go why am i torturing Bella because uh she stole my beans beans beans plural several she ate one and that made me real upset she stole one bean call that guy who stole your pizza can Bella die if you like just have her around does it work like that yes you can well I you said I sneaky kiss oh oh she she's like how she's standing up and sleeping now this is the clown room experience we're talking about and I'm a notary like you decided to hear okay this dream is really going places really [Music] are you better clean about that's disgusting you really should know better Bella really muddy turn every game into a sinful mess of destruction because this this game this game deserves it guys wait a minute guys you know that that nice warm feeling of pizza feets listen I'm all about hashtag pizza feets these days but I'm sitting nude on the floor praying to God nothing gets me more in the zone with that some stinky to firown' here put defeats in them listen one step closer to God every day always pulling with the VR headset did I do anything of this [Music] this is a weird VR game isn't it yeah no I like this game this not Norman's no no no just nope okay well and in we go alright well beat the time he still like the the thousand years of pain thing with the hands is whoop up the buck ow ow ow ow ow ow okay oh this game is so realistic I'm feeling like this this sharp sharp pain in my ass man this video game developers they sure know what they're doing these days wow I'm totally immersed using that feels like the devil is punching my my innards constantly it just is fantastic it really is slamming us talking I'm gonna have some more Kansas super slash beans slash beer but listen listen you've got plenty of clown meat to eat why aren't you eating woman I have supplied you with many many meats many many clowns and yet your fruits your fruits my my my kindred offering it that's that's really that's really reverted to a decline that jewel have I considered a toilet a what Joel have you ever considered a toilet taught poly but Twala palawan saw Francois hablas espanol do a stinky sleep you really you really gotta calm down really well I'm feeling fine you know I'm don't think it's bad here is maybe the bladder situation but I'm gonna I'm gonna take care of that all right hey y'all buddy I know you waited a long time for this I know you waited a long time for this but listen dreams come true [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] wait let me help with the experience there there we go well so I'm going through a lot of stuff at the moment and you know I'm a bit of a weird man but sometimes sometimes you really need you know to get your demons out tonight oh no no devil Sally's escaped hey del how you doing take a bath no not another one oh well now that you flushed maybe you should pull up the pants dude [Music] hmm I mean you you devil are you okay devil Tablas tipless never lies just died though the body's gone the spirit will always remain [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh okay now can we stop take it can we stop she's still alive though oh I wonder well [Music] maybe gotta like okay here we go here we go I'll try like corrected hang on maybe I'll eat this if I delete this there we go and what can I do here that will be fitting uh let's see here now burn the house now no no no no no no no sell the bevel can you sell things in this game [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] this is taking a funky turn just thinking a real funky pardon it seems I am now smearing the devil's remains unto myself in order to be to usurp the Dark Lord Lucifer ok it mourn us mourn him don't worry do you have a slice of pizza listen pizza will make it better oh he was a good friend he was a good friend [Music] oh no no I don't deserve this now burned him no no no no no there will be no fire on the stream alright oh my little tattoo by the way tell you what tell what we're gonna do we're gonna I have an idea I have an idea we're gonna get a new stereo because the yeah hang on hub move this turn on some that stanky country music once again [Applause] [Music] there we go [Music] come on devil I'm trying to make him dance on the urn and we're really good times dude remember was that fun this is all mourn okay now I'm weird man and sometimes I need a lot of weird stuff to like get me through the day so if me if me dancing on graves please respect please expect this [Music] let's see how this looks without any contact like over here [Music] no I mean he's [ __ ] loving it guys have an idea have a really dumb idea what if we chroma key the background yeah hang on do this and then we have a really dumb idea oh wait wait and I get evil snow out of here guys make this a [ __ ] gift do whatever you want with this do whatever the [ __ ] you want put this enjoy well it's getting crispy - don't god what the [ __ ] guess he's some of the damn list tonight the day bliss Oh bye guys here we have Rossville footage of an alien morning that that ship that crashed in the world swells like those were my friend oh my moon friends died they were drinking and driving on the moon okay wait wait wait we get on screen again Oh God holy [ __ ] okay Chris be like an hour back dog you need some help that's something for five hours Dornish do a little hoedown dancer Oh [Music] can I make him dance on the grave though that's what I really want is Bella still up yeah she still around kicking you know tah-tah we need to make up there's a proper funeral damage like that we can't have all this like nonsense about we need me to actually give the devil a proper funeral [Music] [Music] different angle this time no it doesn't mean he does not need to be tinkled with anymore okay wait one more thing one more thing [Music] [Music] [Music] okay now now now that we've dealt with that put them in the bin I guess sell over five five simms dollars okay okay well it's the cannon devil by the way okay you see no this this ain't this ain't like a different devil this is a different one all right okay holy [ __ ] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] all right so uh what what else I can do here I thought of Bella house Bella still alive tell well if I if I then like do this I don't think she can die in here like she's unkillable [Music] Farley's moon for that hey Val you're free well I escaped hello slow-motion walking see ya hope to see you soon you're welcome back to the Vark Skeletor household any day buddy if I can escape me huh she's too powerful she has learned the magic of day blaze she heard the spells the walls [Music] this is the spell by the way booboo ballad newly newly mu that's a smell right there don't let me do this you know let me get together with this one as well all right so be it hey where's my grave there's my grave it's not the glacier creamy the middle of the road okay yes this is a this was a good place for a burial everybody a little hot there all right there we go scrub it clean as they say right gravestone feet of the trucks don't run him over but Oh weird feeling I gotta admit even from my standards this is getting a little weird a peppy I need to pay a bill you know what might do my bills Bissell could he lower the volume a little bit sure sure sure good morning - what are we stuck place this holy grave blaze blaze please good place the deadly place place this holy stream stream place this way what we'll ever since you already have too many good there's a sound that's an achievement what helps you should you should get a job for your sim I have a job it's being important in the eyes of God who's this let's greet him sorry I just need to step on my bath real quick let's go meet him hey buddy hey buddy no no me what delete unknown [Music] ow ouch here lies Joel died of laughter 2018 set as head no no that's like seams for stuff this is this is way back in the day you know what a comfy pillow a gravestone messed up like a dead last night hey where's this guy hey wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up we have visitors oh he left lucky I totally forgot the the showers outside of your room that's Bella's husband oh I know I know it's Mortimer all right can I eat the trash no okay yeah sure uh throw a party okay services Fire Department ring hello my spoon is Mike with the spicy a garbage I'm the trash man can you respect the devil I don't know can I because at this point it's its own [ __ ] mistake he can actually like shut off the music himself but he will not do it there's no reason for this there's no [ __ ] reason why are you why are you like this you have listen I don't even block it out what the [ __ ] okay hello no no no I me to meet I was too tired to say hello so I fell asleep Oh sleepy boy Mortimer must be pissed on what to get the Bella what are you do to my life I don't know it was the devil he's dead now though he ate too many tomato soups and he died he's black spooked happy Halloween goes choo I know how to deal with ghosts I already look closest there's some away [Applause] problem there you go that's how you do it it's where is this gravestone by the way oh it's in the streets why is he haunting me though why is he haunting I don't get it I mean I've been like I show them total respect [Music] I'll see how long I can survive without me and doing anything I mean I just want to see I'm curious cry a little bit cry a little bit have a jerk in the middle of streets okay that's that's what we do today okay now now we have some more bills but don't worry about that cry some more in the streets and I did cry baby tantrum ignore some more bills eat some more foods take out the bass think I'm take a [ __ ] sit take another bath meet my neighbor okay [Music] have a conversation did Mortimer is pissed off one is [ __ ] angry oh yeah oh said most of like the burglar whatever no I don't know whether we have a burglar in this place yeah he is in the clown room what the [ __ ] is the clown by the way because absolute you don't pay your bills on the game don't they like suck up your furniture with like a gun like this is getting too chaotic even for me no clown threw the first expansion or really okay well I mean I'm still eat that's that's Mortimer's piss yes I'm gonna combine I'm gonna combine you can't you can't tell what's piss and water anymore it's just kind of just bad liquids all around it tell you I tell you what it's time to end this with a manga it's time to end this with a bang yes yes I've said I'm on the money okay we'll find fella I'm sir I'm selling TV [ __ ] walls cost you much much more Costas they're gonna be like that huh well it's amazing okay now what we need is I can you sell this actually can just hang on so this can just sell all this crap I don't need study that's all that anymore trust me not in hell okay and they'll don't work don't worry I'll [ __ ] the wall here well I can't do this instead no you said no fire well yeah this is this is fight this is this Sun race dinner have dinner dude have dinner dude are you doing all right no no no no no no no no no no no no no you cook that you no no no no cook cook cook cook cook cook you want it okay now now - no no no no no here we go here we go it's don't worry about it don't work you may have salad on it what the [ __ ] how how did it like a bowl of chili turned to salad what what the warmers haven't met Frank it's a grilled salad didn't like go to ramps encounter like a grilled salad yo Mortimer is going a hard on the beat we're gonna serve breakfast D eats it's a chili salad because it's there anyway but how do I like actually induce a fire here you know let's try this again cuz we need we need to cancel like one starts cooking right yep dog you get out the way dude there we go fireplace I don't think fireplaces are in this thing I'll get in the sequel's but not not here no no no don't worry about it don't worry about it don't don't worry about it okay no no damn it okay no no no no no no no yeah yeah and immediately saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw stop we're just cooking with our cooking skill okay damn it trap barbecue indoors that's not a bad idea then what tell it no bad we don't need beds I don't know if barbecues are or election actually a thing in this oh yes yes they are all right now a spicy grill you know I could do you know what you know what you know don't don't worry about it then let make some more barbecue shoes design [Applause] [Music] barbecue shoes on [ __ ] boy hell Oh have a conversation don't worry about it have a snack snack have a snack dude yeah yeah I'll get you don't worry dude hang out wait have a little snack have a snack go have a snack okay here I'm gonna react some quick dinner hi the music is fantastic there's this Barbara verge [ __ ] as it natural lights you know I like to have a little bit of illumination in my apartment you know Oh morning miss hungry Oh what you are unbelievable Wow so to get for stealing my pizza [ __ ] you dick kid like you get away with stealing my pizza huh but guess what joke's on you you want spicy pepper on you become the spicy pepper own anyway through a hole down over here deepest sympathy Mortimer has just died well that is unfortunate any was a real sommore let's see here let's get the barbecue shoes on [Music] girls amor yeah no come on girl no more yeah we're gonna cook a lot of that no-no-no okay ha have I survived how have I survived this hey grill get some more go here how the [ __ ] because I'm immune to fire best we've all speed up some of this [ __ ] Tyra go well I I have survived well I guess the only thing I do now is is this [Music] no no more about it [Music] can I ask my really weird stream I gotta say no no pain now no no no no face now just just do a little spicy dance that's all we need friend this well there is just one more thing that we could do to to really uh give Mortimer his last goodbyes it was the greatest friend I never had you know [Music] wasting his money you heard the best you were the best find [Music] and why don't we why don't we finish up a little little piss boy - all right there we go part rest in peace more domaine cones but not forgot hills play the vr let's try this nightmare go go let's try this nightmare goggles on everything looks the same [Music] there's some more barbecue yeah Bill's been on these bills enough when you have these skills [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Laughter] nothing like the sweet the sweet relief of being in tune [Music] you know I gotta say though I am surprised that I have survived this long [Music] last time can never die no no no no they can die all right I said no what why am I so strong how do I have this fall listen let's do nothing here for a while it's get gone what a life [ __ ] life [Laughter] it just keeps going and holy [ __ ] crying and [ __ ] yourself more hoedown music that be 40 I can't be ordering pizza what are you talking about but so wait wait a moment he will [ __ ] order pizza but he won't shut off the goddamn [ __ ] stereo when he goes to [ __ ] sleep no that's just too much huh but [ __ ] ordering a pizza was just complicated that's fine but shutting off the most basic [ __ ] thing in the world to like survive no can't [ __ ] figure that out holy [ __ ] mmm tombstone pizza now that's a complex joke I'm sure he didn't understand that joke but get the mail this guy I think it radius backward no no it's it's front its front there's no reason for him to not reach the stereo cuz this is the back he's just being [ __ ] it like a like he's be he's being like a child I know what he's like this this is leaving trash and he's thinking like this I'm gonna die yeah guess about anything anymore I don't think so I do you think he misses the devil hee hee game stock of syndrome he he likes conquering now look at this man this has to stop at some point [Laughter] [Music] hmm [Music] then your pizza okay yes this really early has to stop for the law law oh god mmm just like good pizza feats that I like this stream this stream has been like the worst stream man this has been like a total descent into like Armageddon you know this is my spell you won't beat the pitch yeah I hope you guys know about pizza pits by the way do you guys don't know about pizza pits I don't want to show you Pizza Pizza real quick you know I don't if you know this but Craigslist you just have a lot of like like hookups things this is the sim right now Pizza Jo once a man come over and split a deep-dish pep streebek ricci come on my rubber slice on their abs and chest let me see your ripped arms to like covered in sauce and cheese put your legs up on the couch let me help you rub your pits and your pizza for hard day you all pick the pits I'm your man reply with your favorite tapas and I will see what I can do that's pizza pits that's pizza pizza right now you're Peter Pitts see what I can do see what I can do you know I like I like how the the pizza is crusty and so is the audio mmm Itza just be on the pizza didn't know are you falling for another pizza I swear dude what are you doing what the [ __ ] y'all want beets beets yeah oh my god what's happening in the game since a decision loans of nuts I'd like and Payman your debt yeah what are you gonna grab huh what the [ __ ] are you gonna grab okay sleep in the pizza please all right why is it so crusty now this place is nice we got pizza debt how about this let's see what the what would be like the death people like let's see what they get from from from me and then we're gonna end the stream because I'm you so curious like what the [ __ ] go on [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah yeah they get country music yeah try to steal still my property ha that's fall asleep in trash it's like real life Joel whoa whoa whoa I can't control myself whoa stop stop stop okay what the [ __ ] happened here or am i okay what whoa he just went down south and came out that way what the is this happening he gave me eight encruster encruster I can't control this crust anymore make it stop make it stop this madness is like infecting my real life now Oh God truly the worst thing ever dunya it is so stupid oh yeah what are you gonna get what what the hell are you gonna get let's see what they get welcome to hell and you're just a friend hello I'm here to collect your things you're sucking up my toilet out of all the things he could have gotten it you suck up my toilet aren't you special huh fill up I got a special place just for you buddy it's called the clown room you might enjoy it what's up no no no no no you go into clown room you go in the clown room he's powerful he's real powerful he's really powerful not even not even not even like seven clowns thinkin oh [ __ ] dude he's super powerful I might have to take desperate measures for this [Music] he asked the power I cannot defeat this evil he's a god he is he's he's mighty might even be matched the Satan's power honestly I must return to my homeland tonight [Music] [ __ ] he will not be stopped but can't do that either and if I we're onto something we're onto something we're onto something here the power country-music we're onto something I don't have a lot left but it will do para satan will block him we must defeat this evil so it's so crusty it's so incredible crusty [Music] sell that they'll have some of these plants is the last this is the last dance of the clowns we must defeat him like dwarf fortress now [Music] let's try an escape he's trying to escape you don't need this okay uh you know he's a telephone No teach for money how do I do this again like rosebud okay here we go here we go back we're never gonna get out now ever yeah what now huh that what tell what [ __ ] take my [ __ ] toilet royal yeah guess what I got it back was it gonna take a little bit of ear twist but ooh nope no I don't like this stuff on my strip nope mm-hmm nope nope nope nope I don't like that I don't like that stuff I have everything I need now I can I can I can theoretically I could it's like a hundred hundred grills the measure the fire will probably reach him you know oh all we got we've got a ghost oh no he escaped I need some stealth magic the crusty audio it's back in full full force got my barbecue shoes on gonna smoke me a [ __ ] brisket where's the beef no money no burgers on the barbecue increase your funds and stuff barbecue we stack them there's no money where's the beef well we're gonna save here we're gonna save here man we might return to seems some point but this this [ __ ] was just a riot tonight so I'm gonna cut it off here this is a lot of fun hey I left a horde likes not came out of my nose so oh god that was I'm a really [ __ ] tired after all that my god but I hope you all enjoyed the Sims and you know I hope you all enjoyed the guy outside my window doing this come on do it Oh give me give me some more mom or dude come on all morning but funny dude come on you can do it [Music] all right I'm gonna be right back with the art sit tight more stuff coming right up all right so we're gonna check out to work tonight now I'm really sorry this went off for such a long time but that's what streams do sometimes you know let's see here from thanks thanks appreciate it bring it I'm scoot Comi it's um animate a little bark shroom robot mecha thing in pixel style a pixel art style pretty nice it's actually animated too so incredible kudos great job wow that's really neat we're gonna teats it's gonna bite Jo watch out great stuff from what see here at the static artist too actually I think I saw this before I don't know why but no not having that no static or did something similar recently with with this is what the previous one I was thinking about look very similar in style some like wait a minute but it was the forest kind of feel to it I'm like hmm but that is that is awesome well I don't like that got a cool style going on and the static or if you're watching I'm still in the process of of getting that D mail out on on on the plushie stuff so don't worry she had it to a chainsaw man outside my window by the way so yes but I'll I'll get back to you I saw this organized with my emails but don't don't don't think that I have not forgotten this you know very nice awesome art style and just cool overall from nineteen yen first of all I wanted to say I love your stream still they helped me through my midterms and some hard times recently and I can't wait this can't wait to sub as soon as I'm financially able to hope you like the spooky muscle man in this room I've been wanting to draw something for you for the longest time oh also my grammars all right I'm from Korea currently living in Texas keep up the streets well well thank you so much I wish I could say thank you in Korean but I only know like three words in Korean and none of them are like conversational things it's just like food but as awesome I like that spooky October well tell you what spooky October starts tomorrow at 24th for me is when seven days of spooky games comes out and that's seven days a whole week of scary miscellaneous games so uh you know be on the lookout for that but that's awesome I really like that it's like a muscle man conjuring of our Skeletor mushroom I guess I don't know but it's it's awesome I like you can make up your own story about this picture but that is fantastic I really like that super cool thank you so much from a sheen here's a oh hell oh hell oh hell son oh [ __ ] well there we go finally the Layton come to life we got we got we got a fortnight dancing folk bogan thing from last night I saw this already but now it's in green screen so now we can sit around with them and do this you know so uh new nightmare begins now great job from Alex boss here is Skeletor fighting sure who this is bulk maybe yeah but no it's Thanos it's Stannis I saw the glove I saw the glove oh [ __ ] dude that's that's cool that's all caliber stream was something else last night [ __ ] this week it's probably tomorrow in fact maybe maybe doom and Soul Calibur tomorrow so it's gonna be a mixed thing tomorrow you know we'll see but awesome job thank you so much from blue sheep 1 2 3 4 beep see it's a lot of rip seas tonight by the way so you know very cool from shade it's a little little bump but porch room but can even do it it at the moment because I'm I'm just so exhausted after all the the laughing rally I'm serious from nightly every similar stars almost little transparent one it's almost like it fits together like that your your art has combined nightly with weather shades it's like a Halloween one you know from the unknown is a rip see ya sup Joe sketch it up before I realize you beginning so much rips your tonight so sad note now they've got a new emote so I sent you some a certain like scary mode I don't know what it means menacing I mean all versatile included love you stream is also evil snow violent when never but yeah I saw the email I don't know if I can add it cuz I don't know how much I mean maybe maybe we'll see cuz we got the da one we'll see I mean I who says that we can't add it but I'm thinking like maybe the next emotes look could be something with like some something game or later or something we'll see but you know Never Say Never man cuz I I sometimes just add all the motes or whatever so but trust me I've seen it from Leonora there we go here's me have a little sip in the corner a teep see that's pretty cool I like that sip how many miles do get Purdy probably like 40 50 or something like that like every time I walk I wake up and I'm like crusty in the morning I'm like click click click I'm like fortnight sponsorships no email saying hey Joel you did the wrong thing in the thumbnail cuz it's actually part 18 and not 19 I'm like oh I forgot sorry and then sometimes I get emails saying hey look at my [ __ ] cat so it's a combination of everything really but you know this cool game recommendations to this cool fan mail all that so I'm not discrediting that I'm just you know being a funny he-he-ha-ha about it but you know but anyway cool or thank you so much gel dwarf mama maybe I will add the the mama moat we'll see but very very nice mama for kakapo embrace your past but live for now Pepsi blue Crystal Pepsi Pepsi twist Pepsi NEXT Pepsi Pepsi raw there was a thing Diet Pepsi jazz now didn't die at the Pepsi gasps holy [ __ ] what the [ __ ] my mind gets blown away every day jazz that's the drink called Jess is it freeform but miss ripsi there he is a man pretty condom nice or quick gotta say and Max is on the right I saw that Maxie's ah ha ha ha that's pretty good very nice sort thank you so much you love that lovely love the look on this very nice pebble school is me as a vampire contact October and I drew a vampire Joel well there we go you know it's that it's that it's that Pepsi flavored blood maybe and I watched a lot of good mythical morning and if it's something really cracks me up it's been wrecked each liver or drinks blood like it's so [ __ ] funny when that guy like dry heaves or like just just vomits in general it it throws me to stitches every time Oh God great art though looks a little Alec our desk in in a little Castlevania II I like that Oh Mamma Mia so handsome you know but the dude hits nothing but blood yeah that guy he's can't even eat liver he just yeah closer Joel watches ggmm oh I love GMM I love those guys I really do I'm I'm more like a kick on certain youtubers of late I've been watching a good mythical morning Kronk Tendo always I always watch spent on it yoshi if you guys want a good I can't give you guys a good Joel tip tonight cuz I'm too tired I'm just gonna recommend you youtubers for now for me one of the ultimate youtuber for me that I love so much made obviously evidene but like Krong Tendo Krong Tendo I've wrapped for years this guy dr. sparkle is like the man that guy is the [ __ ] man he he reviews every NES game chronologically released and he does it in detail and it doesn't scheme over [ __ ] like yeah it's just a game next he dedicates like 10 minutes to each [ __ ] game talks about him when it was released who were behind it trivia your brother used it it's incredible he's done like 50 episodes so 53 of whatever but they are all like four hours long and they all and he cares all about what he talks about it's awesome [Applause] so yeah just fantastic but Krong Tendo wash that guy he's great but yeah I love cron Tendo and I'm watching GMM Krong Tendo and the gaming historian really cool guy I was watching a documentary about Tetris the other day and super cool guy I loved him with great great youtuber professional and just awesome so you know that's pretty much the third the three youtubers i watch so you know but I once again thank you so much for they worked a miracle from sunscreen Satan is my roommate Satan is a friend of mine it's pretty nice I love them clowns from Alberts oh they're doing the dance they're doing the dance oh they're doing it boys on the road again I'm in Hell again on the road again ooh that's what I'm talking about from overlord five five nine one rest in peace Satan they wanted a for many music intensifies yelling at clouds that's pretty much the stream yep from goq goki hello friend the face oh I love that that one little poop little bird poop you know that's fantastic that's awesome well thank you so much splendid artwork damn nailed it oh that face is funny as [ __ ] cakap Oh again submitting this and it's got I like a little barbecue a shoe set to got Satan you know my burgers Mike oculus and just everything a fire Bell on the background being like hey guys I don't forget about me and Mortimer burning down so you know you have everything this picture essentially but yep pretty pretty damn nice and finally from Skull Stowe here we go here's here is Debbie Lee being a being an angry pissed boy on the pizza in in the piss it's been like no that's a stream for today for this morning I mean later on I'll be I'll be on with more stuff which it's a two state technically today for me so there will be a dome Soulcalibur what else can I probably cook up we'll see but eight sorry about the the technical crap earlier but the sims but yeah you know III think that stream was like it was funny that someone write this cuz I I could like get the Back to the Future theme going and everything just going wrong you know so uh hey it's the way the cookie crumbles sometimes anyway I've been streaming for 6-7 hours I don't know how long I was dreaming let's check it out check it out it was streaming in 6 hours so anyway I'll see you all soon again YouTube YouTube tip today check out the Kron 10 don't love the guy you know but check them out if you if you enjoy relaxing YouTube videos that go on for a while that you can just sit back chill out have a have a cup of chocolate too and just kind of like mice love hearing about these NES games and trivia check them out you like them and sorry no joke tip of the day I cannot muster a tip right now I am too sleepy I am too tired so uh and I have [ __ ] to do today - I have obligations in life I being responsible so people gonna ask me hey Joel why do you look so shitty what do you look so sleepy and exhausted I mean like I set up all day and I made people piss on graves and made people dance on pizza what are these respond Billy Billy Briese what anyway that's it for the stream today - aw scone twitch.tv slash team / - sauce all over fine nose and I will get on that I will get on that email hey liar Boris live check out dire boar he is cooking up some spicy the missing so yeah you can hear my voice giving out because it's got going near that like range Wow [Music] Wow anyway see suit and your die bore and p-set and don't play the sims because you will most likely burst your had open laughing like I did but piece up see up see you soon and quick thing new video soon by the way Brazilian Barney bootlegs highlight video check that out alright peace out

Channel: Vargskelethor Uncut: Full Joel Streams

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Id: 46Sa_pfByQw

Length: 138min 31sec (8311 seconds)

Published: Fri Oct 26 2018

Reddit Comments

[u/Splatfan1]

i love his meme house

[u/ichbindilara1]

His Link the Murderer vid was lit!

[u/flor__s]

seeing the sims 1 fire gives me war flashbacks

[u/HamiltonLBBH]

JOEL i love him.