[Vinesauce] Joel - S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl ( Part 3 )

all right there we go so we're getting a little bit of stalker in the morning here well actually actually started streaming at night and now it's the morning so my mama mia pizzeria anyway we're gonna check out this is part three so yeah I've been having a lot of fun with soccer and I know you guys have been well requesting more of it so yes without further ado everybody here's more all right let me set this up there we go don't come in here get the [ __ ] out okay you know I don't even have a pair of like track pants or like Adi does some fortunate because remember when I was in in in gym class did does every day and I want a pair of you guys comfy man unfortunately I tend to wear them a little too many times and what happens is I go to the grocery store and stuff like that in adidas and you just end up looking like let me play soccer every day right washing there we go what's the Slav equivalent of a weeaboo because I'm that Slav Abu okay anyway and get this on screen for you all right there we go Asus I still have this cold coffee go from the burger place so I'm gonna drink it now cool cough everybody the true shadow of Chernobyl experience what do they say what are the say in Russia again for the shots they don't go post they go what what's that was the thing they say they go help me out chair trip does any I need I need a I need I need a war-cry cyka blyat previa no no no no go on but okay I'm at Google does nobody's giving me clear answers cheeki breeki must be sneaky breeki alcohol II tell you what yes we're gonna say instead how about I said I said not nostrovia mr. O'Neil Oh God WAPA anyway so we're last left off with stalker we just got done with the lab thing you know we we had a spicy time and you know we're back in the zone and we're gonna see where the zone takes us today and no you're good all right yes just the place all right so let's see here we're gonna bring back the documents at the bar keep that was the last thing we did but you you know us watching a little bit of stock or to beta footage or like for post models and stuff like that looks pretty good but doesn't most of the people that work on stalker and stuff like that they all work on Metro nowadays right like sometimes stalker has this like very non it feels like a really like small group of people worked on this instead of like metros higher budget you know and I kind of like it because of that it's got this charm to it you know all right let's get yourself to isn't going to be a new stalker in 2021 well I don't know anything about that all I know all I know is is this guy has seen some major [ __ ] that they will blow okay well we got to go to the barkeep but I wanna be first I'm gonna meet but own chicken man look look how comfy it is in this in this like explosion basement period so marked one any news if a job tell what let's do a little quick job first of all jobs done here's the work oh I don't look at that okay kind of special missions for me well here's the deal books container the reports made by an expedition I went deep north the zone has been taken to the Army outpost border it's gone as if it's filled with pure plutonium for some reason at night the only two guards go on Sunil you know the outpost quietly and recover the box get it all I mean kill them all and steal at all do that not pay you anything with unreason will you do it well try I'll get the cash you ready you haven't let me down once so East another one used what other thing keep it to a low profile if the military gets pissed off we're all in it for a lot of trouble okay see ya good hunting stalker why will oh boy here we go there's a key to change ammo grenade pipes it's alive oh okay so what are these armor-piercing bullets the ones I have right here let's see yeah ap rounds armor-piercing bullets holy [ __ ] okay all right yeah whatever I guess we're stealing some some boxes and stuff tonight no boy changing the under better is V yeah but I don't have any grenades nothing like that are these bad guys well okay well we're gonna find out with the binoculars soon yeah these are definitely bad guys because my binocular powers tells me so so guys ready for this they're for this [ __ ] right here ago sneaky breeki they will never catch the brilliant man he is like the night silent and deadly a low profile okay silent and deadly like a fight pom pom pom pom pom pom pom all right what we're gonna do first though is how do I change firing types on the gun by the way real quick okay so we're gonna do low profile I have this [ __ ] scope and zero okay there we go can I go prone I forget now I think so I can but here's an excellent spot you see another [ __ ] done with it confirmed I did not call of duty I think effect sucking Lona III see the blood to show me very accurate let's get the job done come on there we go now we have a lot of ammo here so don't you worry I'd semi-automatic but yet I'm firing it like it's automatic you okay what about you too huh Dumb and Dumber over here the shots are going welcome get different directions here but again low profile I'm utterly accounting for Bullock crops either but Joel wastes more and more every day here's my regular animal but trust me this is gonna be worth it all this animal pissing down into their bodies Jesus Christ this thing is so good I rent us to do a little spicy look I kind of do a quick say we're gonna do a hard save here because I don't know what's gonna happen here so I'm gonna name it but yet right Liat man returns okay I don't think that's saved actually did it no yet man returns a version one now for lunch in the voice oh I'll keep a good outlook here it'd help if I crouch a little more for this little bad idea to go on the offense now buddy kind of shoot for the heaven but and I think so I inaccurate did I I think I'm just wasting ammo if I do that oh yeah real sniper rifle I think I mean I love this a cane all that but accuracy zero I'm not like a bad shot or nothing like that I'm just you know a lot of these shots are going like all all in every direction look at looking oh they're [ __ ] they're [ __ ] ready Ivan wake the [ __ ] up we have to stand in the clear spot and stand in and make the last defense who's killing us this random bush well I there's something to look at these corpses dude bad idea I know I'm stinking a little badly here but trust me it's all part of the strategy really kill that Bush over there he tried to shoot us that's what I'm talking about all right let me use a little bit of bandage here okay the [ __ ] they're calling in the the big boys I think like what the [ __ ] and I'm really [ __ ] with your guys guys don't you love dr. Maha I said low profile no [ __ ] full power the speakers going pictures like holy [ __ ] [Applause] all right that's one we going down just get the motor into you [ __ ] oh [ __ ] muskan sucks - okay also we have mp5 alright let's go dude it's optional for this mission honestly I think I'm I'm legitimately using so much ammo and stuff for this mission that I don't know if it's worth it well I might do instead I might it's a little strategy I've overlooked here it's blastin math coconut that's how much a km will have recall anything is crazy we're gonna go inside we're not gonna go inside Jesus this guy's is yelling the [ __ ] is freaking out Emily I think they're calling a helicopters or whatever it's all I'm gonna do I'm gonna cook them out a little bit I'm gonna bake them out of there at their little foxhole here and you see I'm a man of the wild you know that the nature is my it's my Ally you see when these these dumbasses come out of their little like camp that's when I'll get him you know he doesn't know where I went they don't know okay hey what just around it you seen it come on Jesus kill one immediately another guy appears pizza almost relics awesome free candy delicious candy come on dude yeah Jesus Christ I might have to like roll in here with a rocket launcher or something like that I've killed a ton of people but [ __ ] if I can't like kill all of them you know look at the corpse corpse pile here look these dudes and corpses and [ __ ] you know so this guy's still alive though then what kind of sneak by me the ammo food there's two dudes I still think the strategies will get you know in the logic of this world how much MA it's bolted but I was gonna say how does IES more video get to make a little more sense and he's kinda there jump into a window as we've done with it ooh nice round the [ __ ] end okay yes it's time it's time boys see you survive this once more huh but this is bunk full-on war this is crazy okay Milo are these explosives no it's not little delay on that one good is that the documents or whatever hey what's this in his birth I'll take this Oh interactive stream everybody hmm anyone else here I think I killed everybody like this [ __ ] guy this [ __ ] guy take an actual in life is open get our [ __ ] gonna be around the corner yeah you want some you [ __ ] want some huh you want some yet none he got some he asked for it and he got some oh holy are you really into shotgun I kind of shat on the shotgun before but now I need it like I need that automatic shotgun somewhere somehow this guy this guy yelling he needs good he needs to go who the [ __ ] is yelling whoever it is guys I have a suspicion it's an automated thing that even if I kill everybody that's alive in this place it's silly it's like a pre-recorded tape you know ha can i [ __ ] that shut up shut the be on top the tree where you at when are we sneaking around oh I was gonna knife him in his head shoot the speaker guys I am here to steal the box let's just worry about the box let's let's let's [ __ ] these other guys let's go on the [ __ ] house instead let's find the ball and get the [ __ ] out of here thanks over here okay just get the box I'm trying I'm trying you gonna do steal the looks hey what it's gonna be a rush job it's gonna be a rush job it's gonna suck but as they say button ah should be suka other side other side other side other side other side way better strategy because everybody's thinking they know I'm around here but not here not here no [ __ ] way no [ __ ] way maybe should rush a instead okay tell you what tell do you have any more grenades don't be some rounds can I somehow they're standing over there now I think I can do this Oh what you know what they say Oh nuts blitz is good this is good this is good keep going keep going whoa what was that about okay now now we're inside this quickly get this [ __ ] box who's this goddamn box is it did its kid now give me your tuna gonna [ __ ] with me you wanna [ __ ] with me I'm the marked one had bucks bloodsuckers I don't like tickle my butthole I went into the super scary spooky lab with the fight though god damn it I'll help before I do this got that guy's got that guy okay dance man god damn it I can't get out of here I can't get out of here there's a tense [ __ ] situation where everything has to like alignment come on [ __ ] moment step out of that doorway yeah [ __ ] you do waiting for you dude he's come and and everybody's caught this so we go [ __ ] yourself at the Disco 6mo okay ten bullets I can do this on tumblr but let's all 15 actually they'll just like here we go 20 I'm a little stressed out well take all your bread please mess with me when i'm a MOS sweet no nothing here a little bit of ammo here thank you all there's nothing inside it that's energy drink soon guys how the [ __ ] does a zone energy drink tasted like if you think your your grocery store in grocery store stuff oh oh here we go taste comp bland and in this must be like drinking rat poison them a vodka with caffeine jesus christ almighty so quiet that guy truelist yet man holy [ __ ] like that I get it here okay that go up everything good get out of here look at these corpses dude they got loft oh look look at this imma there that there pile on each other look dad I didn't mess with me today man and if I can get anything more Oh guys I think I've honestly killed everybody how to solve a problem kill every [ __ ] there is and don't stop don't stop murder and just keep on going but I got to be careful though because you never know you never know okay very payment I'm very very very careful here guys I have eliminated every single soldier that's been on this base nobody here left alive that's amazing that is honestly [ __ ] amazing okay I think you're acknowledging me they're calling me a criminal what's this yes please whoa whoa another anomaly of this zone what the [ __ ] what the Butte oh they're pissed off right okay and it only took 700 rounds exactly and now everybody in the zone knows that I am the soldier base killer slaughter man but you know I have a reputation now so they can never mess with me sure okay here we go let's see what you got buddy there was a sergeant to get the sergeant this is lieutenant Bronstein here's private korkin here's this guy vivanco take that - oh yeah that's a tough now wait a minute did you that's yelling oh oh yeah not so [ __ ] tough now are ya mr. mr. Buller to you mr. tough guy guess what mr. tough guy gets a [ __ ] knife up his ass for even trying to like a cool now cooperating with me huh are you saying pull the trigger piglet pull the [ __ ] trigger tell you what tell what I don't have any perogies to give you say what tell you what I'm gonna give you a Warrior's death because you know what you deserve it buddy he felt nothing he felt it was quick and I was you made it all right well there we go that's that's that's how we killed today now the marked one is truly the mark on because I have made enemies completely out of this old ears Oh stick your tongue out hmm why do I have to penis you just give a corpse a medkit I did really okay acid rain because imagine if you had to penny maybe life will be different you're not I mean we'd like to be different truly one of God's just takes hello well now you can in the zone he said get some of that spicy mineral water straight from below garbage you know hey are you guys doing today huh nothing much you're sitting around you know telling stories about Draculaura we ever got talking you will come in handy I will not do so because I do not have any napkins please that's a joke about coming ha ha go on I'm phonetic and I'm feeling it for leader since wolf left a few mercenaries came by here yesterday and there were some tough bastards let me tell you they come in they start making serious to man she got one day to clean its camp out it's got to be your new base tonight they're coming back and as you can imagine they won't be in the mood for a chat so what are you gonna do we're gonna set up an ambush because the nectar tank would probably be the end of us they've got the fighting gear and everything plus the Tainan tactics like you can't even imagine and all we've got here they are a little boys so we decided you sit tight in these houses and make it look like we're gone then when the right moment comes we attack but it's like you are yes the one thing we could use right now would make sure to thank you properly after it's all over you know we're good for it so what do you see will you help us out I will okay here we go look spend the rest of the time preparing for the fight here's the plan I put the booster to hopefully all the rookies move otherwise they'd be slaughtering book under sense to take miss positions a punish of a hiding place before my command take a look remember that your odds aren't as good as New York all okay well you have to do it now because hang on I gotta go to a sudra witch and I gotta like tell them stuff guess how much of a bastard whatever you have to tell them yeah do that help you up yeah you stay here and they just like [ __ ] off and I go back to like the arena and the bar and you're like yeah here's the box god you're a great term but of course a thank you won't buy a piece of bread here's three wait 2000 pieces of eight and we're square by the way the soldiers will certainly know that something is missing so things are going to heat up but then it going and the faster the better guys what is the equivalent again of two thousand rubles in an American is give me all that we got what hang on uh I want it's only good crap in fact this stalker suit what's better mercenary suit or I think we were talking about this yesterday in fact around 30 bucks 30 bucks for all that I killed like fitty men and I got 30 bucks for it damn the stalker said dependency I want this one more cuz it's got a gas mask on it looks cooler you know like I have my ice not visible you know but that's my boy appreciate it okay guys here's a question how much is a a K to buy in real life like cuz it is like the most cheaply produced not the Shiva but it's a very cheaply produced assault rifle that no that was all the most durable ones in whatever ever four hundred bucks in America four hundred bucks it's like less than a video game console what the [ __ ] no way so you're theoretically you you're telling me that I can like go down to like gain stop and pick up a PlayStation 9 they're like on the way back yeah I mean you know what I want a cheeseburger and I'm on an ak-47 thank you for your purchase sir thanks for shopping Walmart because America [ __ ] moves I love it should these other looks guysss this hold on [ __ ] booty blastin son wah-wah take your [ __ ] top [ __ ] coming into my village toughen Mac guess what the ACMA strategy alertness from the great comrade Mercurio taught me much on Dendy console but when I was still baby he go whoa Bing Bing and I go yes this will be the future of yah-hoo Super Mario 2 Super Mario shell of Chernobyl Yahoo oh we lost a guy oh wait play me a song okay I gotta give him a warrior's sacrifice death [Music] damnit we're not quite like this up even it's like what the [ __ ] are you doing with my buddy put him in the [ __ ] thing definition of irony holy [ __ ] mark one is up to some crazy [ __ ] again pom pom pom pom pom pom Futaba assume the position I'm gonna I'm drag you out of here cuz nobody wants to see this somebody's been drinking too much you got a real killer Mike one when I want to stand in your way ever yep Superbook good yeah I hope you haven't forgot about us and by the way a million thanks for the help say the young ones marked one or babies say babies the limited children started on the animals guys I'm getting [ __ ] to catch for this but you know I guess I used to enjoy the Quixote you enjoy the killing the young ones well anyway that was that mission now that we got all that stuff done gotta go all the way back to barkeep but I'm pretty I'm pretty suited I even got to snag myself a little shotgun here so you know might come in handy if I really need it for an emergency situation but for now I think that let's see here this gun weighs yeah doesn't weigh that much but I do need to get rid of some stuff so tell you what these mmm what can I do here that's okay what guys boosts up a little bit for an offer obviously should be enjoyed in moderation ah come on it's the zone what do I got to live for come on so what can these hams I've got you know some ham sausages association nothing gets my appetite going like dragging corpses into fire and that was diet sausage - so was it healthy you know that's what's mystery meat what is mystery meat - because I keep hearing mystery meat and like America you know what is mystery meat - is it just like random and meat every time or like it was changing ammo here ground beef Bologna what is Boost repeat it's human meat it's a mix of various meats oh it's like meat pudding so wait wait that's what the teenagers eat at school cafeteria this eat like meat pudding no Mon are like school cafeteria food is like a bad reputation in fact I've never had a good relationship with the the school douchey I [ __ ] with them like just started the game and now I repaid even more of a [ __ ] favor for him you know they must really hate me chicken nuggets are made from mystery meat no no chicken nuggets are like you know real they exist you know what know what I mean it's like the merit of chicken seed you know you know what I mean you know I mean yes chicken nuggets exist not fake you is this game like Fallout and nothing really it is it is fanatically it deals with like a [ __ ] world that you live in a lot of people are like hostile towards you but I wouldn't say it's anything like fallout in that regard however it does have role-playing elements to it but that's that's about it people that say that stalker and and fallout are the same we're the same people that claim Yakuza and Shenmue is the same which is like a very I used to have to reload up but this time I forgot how to fire a gun this guy he's got like super anxious like Coco Loco hood hey kid we just walked away I said no no no no I'm fine I'm a buck you know I walked - what's up with with wolf over here you're still hanging around and you know Fox that wolf was it brother okay a couple of questions ask away and I'm fine of the dogs don't eat you dude Fist of the North Star Dragon Ball or the same yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah anyway what's going on here oh these dogs are still hanging around this area no no no no these dogs and I found what to deal with these little doggies okay you tell me what one bullet for each dog should work in Jesus Christ I'll [ __ ] your soldiers - I gotta sneak Thank You boss [ __ ] I'm leaving like a [ __ ] - damn it what minute is you drink where's - for drinks all right here we go oopsie uh-huh have another one go man go damn it choice of a generation right got a little pug bus damn how about we just be cool with each other are we're all like one people you know we're all humans you're not a bloodsucker I'm a bloodsucker so why don't we just tag along and be nice to each other huh god damn my shoulder strain in the face still standing oh yeah you wanna you wanna do get up you want a real Duke get out top okay still talking feel like cursing that even though he's like bleeding enough to kill him huh this guy's a [ __ ] badass huh in the bush [ __ ] the veteran oh [ __ ] probably took down someone famous here okay get out of here get this an-94 I had a good gone on him this gun is good this gun right here looks a little funky hey what this one it I'm gonna unload this one I'm gonna drop it and this gun right here I'm gonna drop this one as well because I have the better version of it you know so bye-bye okay well see if it's any good hey what what is more damage this one or this one okay they're kind of the same but the what the accuracy even better on this one I don't know okay oh [ __ ] guys can't dwell on it too long got to get a move on take that bad day my friend picked out real bad that guy did not see that coming but yeah anybody home we're nice with other right away I'm CAC yeah caca poopoo okay we're cool this kind has a super fast two-player mode Oh your brother playing a tune he's for me [Music] oh my god is it thank you so much me right [Music] one day I shut up lots of good and he took his blood sucker tentacle and eat my eyeballs Oh blood circuit he comes in the night give me a spooky fright that was the most beautiful so Asuka I must tell everybody about your amazing singing talent and that but not before I take a little CP okay well you you're cool you're cool man well y'all why are you empty did you also run it to the friction of the bridge the [ __ ] they almost kill me just now had to give them almost all of my goods god I've killed a long time ago don't worry but that was like two days ago you know these troops on the checkpoints makes no difference tell me something interesting can there be anything new here and I think over this is ass kindergarten preschool even granted if you don't hang around here you'll get sacked in five minutes in the zone the this mutt won't stay here a while and then they go to go to the devil or swear besides you can make it here with a more weapons there's no question about that everyone does it ok I'm trading anything know what I like this guy's so much I'm gonna give him bread Bootsy bow thank you for the song buddy oh Jesus well we're going to the Wizard The Wonderful Wizard of Oz were going down to the red brick road you swallow the corpses I give him plate he will be my wife I keep him buried okay take this trash out of the road someone's been driving and drinking whoa under the card hole it's a visual Doug I might be playing with dead people but it's funny cuz it's everything's [ __ ] up here so you know I get my laughs every once in a while cuz you know I'm this close to blowing my brains out cause everything sucks all right wonderful anybody's in garbage right now last time nuts hey dude dude hey is that wolf yeah sorry wolf hang on Syria okay safe paths talker a safe path first the anomalous tree to be artifacts work evil fairy the garbage you can find a lot of trouble this guy died so indifferent he died just okay awesome all right well we got done with that pretty quickly well something happening something is happening what's going on here what was it leftover ammo here this is my friends like they like me even though he's dead you know there's a dying man over there really who are you what's going on yeah yeah a lot hey tell me something interesting not up-to-date okay you guys thought I saw a guy that was like dying or whatever or there's some dogs oh no puppy that's best special non-removable silence I'll take this thank you sorry for looting your friend whatever and no I think seer he's still alive he he he one went away after all this [ __ ] that happened but look at this gun huh Sergey are you all right shooting at me whoa relax what the [ __ ] what's going on here but what's happening in garbage a lot of [ __ ] well no no no I'll tell what's happening garbage you're bandits of chewing up idiots I mess with me man don't mess with me so I don't have time for this I don't have time for this you wanna mess with me man Joel's guns gets quieter every day say do you deal with them alright I'm just gonna pack my bags and I like it okay good Heidi okay good big beefy scope yes a big beefy scope unfortunately this scope is kind of like really crappy now I don't know if the the the lens on this cracked or whatever but this is the maximum at alike zoom I can do which is like really pathetic cuz this is like barely a zoom it's just kind of like it's like a red dot and I mean but I'm sure there's like better scopes in this game where's this game take place takes place in the Ukraine because it's Chernobyl all right this mean gets popular everyday this game good yet but you have to be a special kind of gamer for it you have to be you have to appreciate smaller things you know this game isn't so like mind-blowing when you first play it you have to like enjoy the little things it kind of like fill in the gaps where the game's technical limitations are a little bit you know lit so instead if you can get it worst in this game and enjoy for what it is then it's great it's a little janky at times but you know I I really enjoy it too right get inside here little things have failing the gaps well yeah that's what I'm talking about this is not that it's like Dwarf Fortress but it is sort of like something this game gets a little dumb with like glitches and stuff like that and you just laugh but I consider that's kind of part of the atmosphere of like the goofiness and stuff like that so you know this [ __ ] guy so it's these dogs that hang around this park they always want to get into the Chernobyl zone and there's nothing around for today then having a little doggie sleep no no no no oh my god what the [ __ ] is that Marty I'm warning you right now don't [ __ ] do it cancer dogs over there huh he's like a [ __ ] mutt one okay we did it we need Bruce all right hey dude what happened what's happening up there whatever you two all right get out of here yo who's having a little oh I want to hang out with you guys I just won't believe the [ __ ] with me today period monster of my marina is Renuka Barra really Kibaki Jeff Kober a definition that's no [ __ ] way we're really if period we know sir doom it should practice hell does a billion just badass nobody Prieta you touch niche shoes the Sydney attack a kabuki you crack on with the boys that was funny because they all died without eyeballs all right nothing like a good old warehouse barrel joking and while COC peeps later all right keep my spot warmer - whoa whoa whoa okay weird glitch there for a moment you saw that all right here we go you know the more I play this game I'm gonna say something that that it sounds really stupid this game is a hostile [ __ ] the world but it's comfy and I can't put my finger on exactly why but it's a game where I've never really played this game that much but it's a game I can easily see going back to every once in a while it's been like a hell yeah blowed up some stalker and just like venture to the zone in which is funny because model most comfy games for me is majora's mask which is like you're under the looming threat of a moon crushing you but it's still like you know I still like it but this game is on the same vein it's like a radioactive hellhole it's except when you're in place like this you really start to appreciate just being safe everyone so Marcus D you know I don't know I uh know I'm talking about but like I really like you know experiment these components were made exact in x18 these documents refer to them X 60 where they sent some components according to this X 16 is located in the production complex area milady end up the same safe set up a mobile maybe they can help like yandar yadd need to the scientists and find out where x16 is so you can get the missing documents so you up for it chert but more more stealing stuff huh oh now he's got even more better stuff okay here everyone do you know what this thing kind of sucks actually this one I can keep around sure okay double-barrel shotgun has to go on oh great this stuff a lot a lot of cash wait a minute let's see here this this suit is better than what I currently have right this one is even better yeah hmm I think so come on cook me some grenades give me a lot of ammo to make sure the wrong ammo type I want a key 74 yes exactly all right give me some slug shells with this 12-gauge shell with a heavy naked bullet is usually used for big-game hunting oh my god well I just tells me that whenever I get a better shotgun boom some of this and you some anti-radiation stuff leave me some bread now actually look any bread I'll be too heavy and that what these two pistols can go to right theory only I had a friend who used to play a little a bat Bad Company 2 I believe battlefield and I remember him saying that that games shotguns if you loaded them up with slugs it was like the best [ __ ] gun like it was not only accurate it did a [ __ ] ton of damage and it was just like the best so yeah battlefield free ok how do I look I look a little goofy look a little goofy but it'll do little goofball look at me a little help hey what'd you just put a little mask on me and I'll be fine then I'll be fine Jesus Christ so many sausages all right why not what book could hey I haven't done anything to you man they work as a deal with a snitch gets snitches get snitches get stitches I work as a deal of information I still important infant bite short documents and burlap records my information is valid but very useful to know possesses it okay doesn't know anything well I don't worry about it all right one time at someone at the shooting range let me shoot the shotgun with a real powerful slug in it it feels like being punched in the face it made a hole holes the size of a quarter in the target it was still fun though no slugs at all how accurate they are in real life though because you know I don't know nothing but no guns okay you know you know it makes me happy in this game a fully loaded AKA it makes you feel safe No all right so I guess we're heading down to x16 huh let's all go to the lobby let's all go to the lobby let's all go to the lobby and get ourselves some snacks delicious things to eat the popcorn can't be beat so what what is duties ideal on this what do they want you wanna they wanna wait this zone is expanding I heard what he said but like how may the zone eventually this kind of like consume the [ __ ] world but it's getting bigger huh oh [ __ ] that don't sound good I'm on the wrong way actually the zone is growing bit by bit Bob how do you stop it I know he's para giant iron sarcophagus on it like in real life here soft fixed it I hear buddy I do Tara I'm gonna I'm gonna show them an invention I he's cooked up ready for this one this one is amazing this one it's gonna blow your mind I call it closed you have to spell out with Sir Alex by the way delicious tastes like burning well toasted is toast toast that's blood or is it like crap load good guitarists here in the zone you guys have nothing else to do all day except just like make up stuff all right hey aren't your like part of the other guys you're hanging out with these guys guys that is a [ __ ] slob squat if I see look full heels on the floor that's how you do it that's how you [ __ ] do it all right I try to do slob squat in real life and it just really [ __ ] up my ankles cause like you know I feel that I don't have enough balance when I do what I got to practice it you guys are cool we're gonna get y'all off me are you staring at there whatever all right yes you're heading inside here like Scoob Scooby Doo goes to the zone Scooby Doo where are you jinkies sake milk look Jesus Christ chill out go five [ __ ] minutes in this game without someone trying to kill you the gang visits the zone Charlie found this artifact there aren't even like vodka check out this blood sucker me bad idea what's all this [ __ ] shooting it's trying to sleep even though I kind of give the order to blast him but you know I am NOT a hypocrite oh wow the scope I'll take this and I will drop this okay well I will drop and I'll put the scope on another school can I put a scope on okay oh damn it I want to put a scope on the Welkin or whatever there we go Fat Albert and the gang get lost in his own there was an episode of Fat Albert where some kid just got shot and that was the plot I'm not kidding and still like jump around with it like who got shot I can deal with it ready ready oh you dumb asses [ __ ] tops on political scumbags I've caused so much firing one on there do you think little Japanese air to bees all right hmm I hear a lot of shooting I don't know where the shooting comes from and I don't want nothing to do with it no one thing I know is I I get these spicy and I'm weak anomalies it is kind of real [ __ ] dumb this what's this TRS 301 oh it's like a carbine can I not you know what with this this Western [ __ ] I do not approve it's basically on m4 it looks more like I want to see what my gun doll is it correct it is an LR 3000 whatever that gun is called in real life I think it's called something like that there's something in here I can get too excited to walk Oh baby interest okay fine chill out tell you what I don't know if I ever I don't know somebody sausages okay I need to drop something I'm caring too much [ __ ] way too much [ __ ] or something a bottoms up everybody bottoms up holy [ __ ] I am drunk as a skunk key and wash it down with some delicious energy drinks at least heavy by the way kind of radiation candor inside say what probably these are really commonly available later on so I'm gonna drop one so what are you do drop drop on police there we go I am [ __ ] wasted by the way you know what's really bothering me with stalkers animations look look how the marked one is like holding this m4 look at the thumb it just looks so [ __ ] oh there's a stash here is it inside it up up on the roof mmm unload the L II else iOS 86 in the drop of the ll8 il-86 sucks I think so okay but had a scope on it whatever should I then take a cold blood okay place it this this this animation and do the same mistake as counter-strike counter-strike this is awful thing I'm talking about 1.6 the m4 it's like he takes out the magazine takes a new one in and then he takes like the [ __ ] like this thing right here enough you can see where my mouse is right here see a little like thinking he pulls it out and it makes no sense cuz you know that thing doesn't go out like that I forget what it actually does but it's not how you like you know [ __ ] the the carbine it's that thing that's near the railing at the top people at the charging handle yeah that's the thing so that's it if you get a jam or really I know that but yeah it's it's just felt back in it which is not even valve it was actually you know what's his name Gould man dust man whatever the guy's name who made counter-strike it wasn't even Val's fault but if Elvis is equally terrible with guns twelve Guzman I caught that guy's slightly it's not like really like talking with a Russian accent he's just like like American Russian accent they're like choppers oh boy I gotta pick up oh boy didn't is that the science guys I can sell like eyebolts to whatever remember the game telling me like hey sell this to science men for a free - in this map come find them once you finish this guy's mission what [ __ ] are you talking about I mean quartering us in this whoa whoa whoa get the [ __ ] up there okay I guess not I had nothing to do with this what the [ __ ] you shootin meet our Cod heart yes I gotta get to crew globe I have no interest in what you doing sorry okay so any stashes here yes indeed yes indeed or so you thought nothing where the stash was but yes not like the animation district whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa shut out please oh nice okay that way I am what do I have what it takes both it's the same MO as the British gun did okay tell you what I'm gonna use the armor-piercing rounds for this really hate my guts huh [ __ ] well at least I got a little bit more knowledge about that gun not that good oh well that's right they were going on there what to have a better idea live when we ramble in this one so what's a tough now are ya huh Tommy s yoo-hoo any not-not-not d dudes this song gets meaner every day now that I believe it [ __ ] the guys guess what I bought oh right on the head who are these guys but it's a scientist dudes ecologist okay no that's not it still oh man you'll laugh get shorter every saving whoa what the [ __ ] these a fighter if I can rock it at me [ __ ] dumbass man okay who's got the goddamn [ __ ] the role-playing game the rocket launcher okay I thought we were cool too he's been firing on all of them thought you'd say what when I finish it like many I like this little sneak routine here it's kind of bleep bleep bleep all right oh yeah Jam right at the second huh oh we are the [ __ ] rocket launcher okay oh god okay let me let me try something maybe that you need something for the bleeding here so drop this we're gonna unload this one and they want to drop it med tasks failed [ __ ] do you mean tasks fail I'm this doing [ __ ] he did well I guess I got a [ __ ] speed-up then so whatever dude the [ __ ] is crew called are you at where the [ __ ] is he [ __ ] [ __ ] this is green on the napa quicksave let's go down here and the [ __ ] [ __ ] swamp I can't [ __ ] go down here what are you talking about tasks failed is it here they're talking about that's where Gordon Freeman is oh that's where he is I gotta make a [ __ ] move on don't [ __ ] with them oh that he died Oh get the [ __ ] out of here Oh sup dude this is my sleep knife oh I am sleepy Oh night-night sup dude stop I'm begging you we will turn it from your car when they might shut down or illa copter I heard that they are looking for information but I know they'll kill us help me get to the link and I'll tell you everything I know about what you call the brain scorcher the barkeep of pay you will okay thank you stop it I'm not much of a fighter but in other ways I lead you and you cover us oh okay okay expert hanging up with these guys no God yeah they [ __ ] tongue Oh - gonna I kind of like it Jamsil off you [Music] come on your first fire thing like two bullets each look at the pile of corpses look at it well don't start shooting without me [ __ ] bandage [ __ ] climbing the fence what a genius what what what what what hang on hang on it slow slow down crew glove why the [ __ ] would you like where are you what are you doing what do you feel it where is he where did he go I told you stay right there he's [ __ ] dying some stupid ditch or something what if he is she ran the other way but like where is he he's died of some ditch trigger what the [ __ ] can I even help him his shooting is going on here so [ __ ] is he there is the [ __ ] are you doing yeah I told you to wait for me man gets way too excited it's like a little dog well I ever go this mission it's [ __ ] dangerous and they want me to do this as a side mission this mission it's like [ __ ] [ __ ] serious you know it's a [ __ ] it's a that's a real escort mission this one listen [ __ ] it's like straight up oh boy oh boy well buckle up boys is gonna be a tough one well thank God I packed all this this [ __ ] with me well is equipped gravy no gravy please sit okay well you stay put here I'm gonna scout ahead don't do what I think you're gonna do stay right there some real [ __ ] hand-holding I got to do now dumbass yeah we're talking about that on one of these what we're going out who goes crazy everybody you don't know what he's gonna do you know okay you just shoot them until they die as we got this clown maybe go into the zone when you're blind and deaf it's like a bad idea but you know III want to tell him how to live his life okay a great defense great defense you guys really held that head let the fenceline huh it was a joke trying to trick me huh trying to [ __ ] trick me he got the dumbest guys stand there just [ __ ] with me okay good tactic in it was a trick a little trickery on his bar top whoo [ __ ] guys I'm running out of [ __ ] ammo here cuz it's back to mp5 I don't know might be five but you know closest to it it is called a Viper five you sure about that you want me to go in there you want me to go in there and take my my skinny Russian ass and touch all the icky like laser boogers you want me to go in there with no protection except with my little little booties with no or like like suit against radiation you have a suit I have the skills see ya [ __ ] oh my god okay I'm having second thoughts see that way is a better idea what a [ __ ] dumbass no no no no [ __ ] grenades those nothing against these guys what is happening [ __ ] what is happening was it was a pains of days almost [ __ ] everything we got against these guys okay why am I like using grenades I have plenty god damn it look Kruger why don't you [ __ ] just get out of the way get out of here that's awesome dude thank [ __ ] god are you out of here do they have anything good okay Nick spleef I want to pick up all that stuff but sure my right click doesn't work you see here hope this guy you know yeah [ __ ] it don't need this one so kick outta here okay one two shoenice I told you I've told you this it's gonna be like this I told you hey look everything's fine everything is fine you can come over here now you can get over here now giddy completely out of bullets now okay well how much you got enough to know dude okay a little bit of a year but get the artifact yes I can't be artifact haunting when everything is going to like incinerate my flesh within see what I mean well you know don't hesitate and don't agitate him stop stop no no don't shoot that guy used okay sure I must do everything okay you wanna shoot this guy - that's like London over the bushes or is that - but but just be careful okay Jesus okay what's up phew are you really made it to safety at last thank you so much for your help I am in your debt but for now please accept this flash drive because this is the result of my latest expedition I am sure the barkeep only pay we don't fully eat yes we're here like one if you visit our mobile laboratory we will give you a scientific shoot hell yes I'd like to know something I wonder about the suit though but ok you're telling me I can get my head inside that this little like astronaut thingy oh my god I will take that ok scientific suit it's awesome and well Joel go back oh I'm in something here what are you talking about honey who took my super suit in my super suit oh boy this looks like a real [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] to go on a free man Easter egg oh you want me to run all the way back there up again down into the crap oh my god tell what we'll never turn to barkeep that's when I'll check out Gordon guys it's just like the best area in the game you know the most fun part Leakey entire what this looks real spicy it's great it's as much fun as this like you know truck you I'm just gonna run inside you uh wha inside what's this stone flower bulletproofing born in in this spring board anomalies artists found only a few errors its own guys radiation plus 1 but bulletproofing 3 plus this is good I kind of like that bullet bullet resistance I like that it's [ __ ] well yeah but you know it's a little bit bulletproofing so I'm just gonna suck up the rats you know one of these close this [ __ ] door please tell what it does add radiation over time which is not what I want so I thought it was just like it's a little bit radiation permanently but not like increasingly so dude okay I was thinking like but but if you're gonna get a radiation decrease or maybe yeah I don't know took the professor okay bye but you guys live in an absolute crap hole I mean I've seen I've seen the little merch place but this is like ridiculous rats yo dude your dude who's Mike it was like coming in the next door what's going on now this dude is mine by the way right a rat door I think it's going it's going great dude everything's trying to kill me and eat my eyeballs there you are hey hey dude thank you uh what one right you helped see what associate crook love in order to show my sincere appreciation I would like to present you with one of our working suits it comes in very handy you should know that could I be of additional help to you I'm looking for lab 6x16 barkeep told me ma have about its location we've long had an interest in lab X 16 or rather in the mechanism beside that generates emissions which directly affects people consciousness I'm afraid I have to disappoint you the place is impossible to penetrate without special sy armoire Oh God okay the outcome is known in advance even if you could evade the swarm zombies that infest laboratory interests you risk the risk of becoming one of them so very serious however if we've designed a screening device to help you shield emission but to fine-tune it we have to obtain additional measurements if you help us with this task we could probably provide you with a fully calibrate the prototype for filters doing measurements oh no they're gonna take my hip sighs I've been packing on those diet sausage pounds a few together with our associate take all the necessary measurements I will provide I will prepare a fully workable prototype of the Ottoman we give to you most like let you inside the laboratory okay I agree excellent talk to crew Cove and get going old equipped with the necessary yeah oh oh there it is there look at me look at me look at this that's a whoo oh my god yes that's awesome look at that ah ha ha ha I'm in a suit I'm in a suit ha ha ha ha ha live [ __ ] rules well I look the best man HEV suit yeah kind of half life full life consequences okay well let's see here this one electrical shock impact okay this one is more damaged so you know you'll die in like three shots yeah but it looks cool do it damn it well but hang on wait a minute this protection this protection right now if you look at this bulletproofing twenty percent thirty six percent bullets the beasts are for bleats cuz I mean this is better for like radiation stuff but I mean okay yeah I guess just for now I said that's not that's not way better you know that's okay let's go my in plaintiff please yeah but it'll be 30 it'll be real foodie hey Joe why don't you play H Dube work that big booty huh yeah I won't that be [ __ ] hysterical whoo yeah look yeah they'll be real funny getting in bed yeah gawrsh all right the preference asked me to take a trip to the measurement site no you know you're talking business let's move out of here immediately he was not used giving it alone but with you it's different I think what matters quickly let's make sure not to let those cadavers get too close sue you ready yeah escort missions hey Joel why don't you uh stream deck the puss it'll be real funny just straight-up just you know real funny [Music] knock knock who's there good all right well coming I know these guys are barely a mammal for this hey what is this sparkler endurance you know what this is great just a - electrical shock and I'll tunnel more indoors I'll [ __ ] take this guys that's that's a good one that's a real good one I actually now it's stacked so it's like I having more endurance spring for [ __ ] days dude you're being a [ __ ] belt on this [Music] stop oh you idiot whip whoopsies whoopsie Goldberg you chill out I'm getting [ __ ] alright Jesus Christ oh this [ __ ] guy this [ __ ] guy well what the [ __ ] happened to that guy okay I'm gonna stand in this way just to kind of block him off from getting short like booty blasted him to another [ __ ] dimension yeah did IIIi like cupcakes too these omens aren't as strong as I thought they were but they're still being real [ __ ] annoying okay good job it would be fun if you stream HD yeah do they'd be hysterical you know talk to me first or what's up Google Google Maps s subways in there you only go in here [Music] oh boy kind of spooky then I'm over Nate's no I wasted all my [ __ ] minutes the oldest mission is [ __ ] you're gonna have to literally help me with this nice mission I'll take all this thank you okay do you have a flashlight myself go ahead so much Christ on this [ __ ] cross-petition we're gonna have stuff the one ahead I'm telling you right now dude that's let's use these functions have like infinite ammo for hip fire don't don't don't oh I got you good oh my god this is the [ __ ] worst come on she's in the head okay good good don't don't go ahead too much now Google bike okay I'm gonna take all of these [ __ ] guns I can't even picture [ __ ] up I gotta like where is it okay good I didn't have to pick it up it's that is that lethal you know I gotta like stop right it to their face and do this impossible okay uh nothing nothing nothing [ __ ] nothing this mission is good okay well I'm just gonna have an IV drop of like continuous health into me to do this holy [ __ ] oh you okay Jesus okay can I give can I give him some health kits I don't know how much health is going to more huh Oh animals to this [ __ ] [ __ ] but no nothing I'm not leaving blood soon I feel fine oh I feel fine oh [ __ ] dude you're alive come on get up get up slowly it's all over it's behind us now oh god it's not lying to him Oh get that what I'm gonna sacrifice myself and just go with the combat from history guys I need some new Russian swears that's dis mission holy [ __ ] just lay down there okay take care of this boys stupid over to the other thank God for these health kids I've accumulated oh my god I heart okay okay now I don't have too many health gets around still but it will do that trade you stuff oh yeah let's get the [ __ ] out okay good let's just leg it dude see here I have nothing I have a little bit of ammo Envy will cool you off or whatever don't worry about him just go man go it's none of your business no don't worry about him oh my god stupid stupid come on no I sorry buddies get a move on good bling okay wait you telling me we didn't even need to close it the tunnel okay okay I have a little time on this oh boy look booming well had a grenade on him okay don't worry guys forgot this well thanks for curing me I'm only been doing anything oh oh my god okay okay Dave okay it's too quiet the I agree oh boy guess what do you think this place mal [ __ ] you just asking for a friend ha ha ha I bet it smells all musty I'll take all this thank you very much and I will also take this Oh No jump on these facts I only need my peepee and I download these guns and then we're gonna nothing in here and nothing another one okay fine wow what a mission huh cabbage forts old trucks right let me adjust the prototype your breath grotto HUS life see ya how's life oh you sarcastic [ __ ] how's life how's life I'll tell you something it's a good thing you guys give me that suit or else how'd you stay safe and not try to get yourself killed okay dumbass you did an excellent job if the measurements are correct the prototype should provide you with maximum protection from emission but here there's talker now you will be able to break through to laboratory but unless you turn off the emitter you won't last long even with the SCI protection on we've estimated an approximate location of the emitter it is located in an underground facility I have marked the spot on your map how exactly does one get inside lab x16 where is the entrance mycelium was working on the lab issue about a week ago he and the stocker called ghost tried to get inside a couple of hours later we felt a major tremor and after another hour we picked up a signal from vasilyev the radiations went from but it died away and vasilia died away with it it would seem try to find his corpse he had the exact information on the lab and the way to get into it there may even be in phone deactivating that source of the emission I've uploaded you all the data we have it would be very interesting take a look at these documents so you think fuzzy Lim has them perhaps Denis really must start by finding Lucille's body that is only chance of obtaining accurate information we call a ghost must be somewhere there as well you know it seemed like he knew a lot about more about x60 in the nine minutes ahead somewhere so I'll try hello ter what Oh what's this well whatever it is I want it hell yes I guess a [ __ ] shock and go on actually don't don't give me this but give me plenty of this please get me some energy drinks because I never can get enough of that and yes and it sell this [ __ ] and yes you're gonna need a lot more ammo when you go into the mat the the laboratory ok yeah well yeah we're gonna do I'm not gonna do that you're too heavy loaded oh I'm too heavy too big boy there's oh here's the sigh helmet chemist ok hmm well are you the guy I sent I sell like mutant ports - yeah look at that blood sucker tentacles flesh I blind dog tail there we go and tell you what I don't I don't use stone flowers so anything ever radiation no I don't like it and this one really [ __ ] sucks all right bleeding it's slime that I have hmm I don't know I I kind of just want sparkly her because that's the one what I want you know that one is actually one of the best artifact what slime stone blooded health bullets don't let us all right keep the urchin okay I don't need two scopes I really don't and I don't know about these guns because well em was this 556 45 and of these if these any of these cuts deep listen Obachan and fast you tak me use the same ammo so what I'm thinking of doing is selling Obachan because like it's the same [ __ ] thing for like you know this so why do I carry two rifles of the same ammo quality when this thing is even better you know so yep did he have any more med kits and I can use yes I'll get this to thank you and you know enough manages all right well I want to see see what this shotgun can do oh it looks [ __ ] beefy look at this well I want to shoot some dudes soon all right look I what I know I'm gonna go ahead here but I think at this point I want to see Gordon Freeman then I'm gonna elect a model here by the ammo I missed ammo for it did I yeah you might be right all right what's my favorite can of ravioli a little one that little sheep it comes in a can I don't know this several kind of well I mean there's there's pesto ravioli but you know I've kind of grown up on just eating shitty ravioli from a can so let's see here so oh you're right you're right thanks for pointing that out there we [ __ ] go it comes in a can well you never eaten ravioli from a can maybe guys haven't lived and you know what don't even heat it up is to have it be on the cupboard and we're like inside the cupboard bring it out crank it open fork down and just that's the [ __ ] that's that's that's the that's the that's a taste of democracy all right that's a taste of freedom what's up here it looks a little spooky okay : what is best in life wrong it is eating spaghetti out of a can I'd rather eat mayonnaise straight out of a jar like the older I get the more I like mayonnaise because I think I once I guess I once I understood what mayonnaise was I'm like oh that's why it's like kind of like funky you know so uh you know I've I've you know over the years totally warmed up to me anis you know so but as a kid I hate it I'm like what is this weird like guck mayonnaise no mayonnaise corn and paprika was something I could not stomach as a kid army is really different from American made up is it throw an throw because most Americans eat like you guys are in America it's less than you this but you guys eat Hellmann's right that's like you're sure like how both sweetsie tines and you guys see tines so we both are on the same term yeah you got CTL mints well if that's the [ __ ] same then and you know American Mayo is a little less musky musky musky as a [ __ ] great word for it musky musky look good real [ __ ] musky what am I gonna eat breakfast what time is it [ __ ] it's 8:00 in the morning damn it man okay I must get the skin well this looks like a [ __ ] real piece of [ __ ] Daniel plan I know I'm not supposed to be going in here but they set the pelvis let's see if this thing does any damage how good is it I don't know it took seven shells to kill them mmm I try that one more time head okay but in the head it's good enough inaccurate too this is just me whining oh god it was there all along I like the shotgun up close like this good [ __ ] gravy dude whoa whoa whoa chill out oh hello I grew up eating Miracle Whip instead of mayonnaise taste what's a Miracle Whip is that like what is it better Mayo it's basically fake Mayo you know when I go to if I go to a Florida next year you know what I want to do I'm gonna taste I can't believe it's not butter it sounds so stupid it's like margarine or whatever marjorine marjorine I don't taste all these like fake products you know all I'll taste Wonderbread to it listen we're gonna do let me go to America I'm gonna make myself an American sandwich you know what I'm gonna do but I Wonder Bread and I want to put some Miracle Whip on it damn dude I'm gonna be [ __ ] I'll be ready Oh God bad bad no breakdancing he [ __ ] ate that I don't get it if these songs are so dumb how are they using Gunson I have a bit of a dumb question how did I get here I got there here through the tunnel right but that's on the other side so is it this way Sweden already has the best white bread in the world the Paul Kinlan bun is I've always been a fan of uh I like I like like breads that have black sesame seeds or simplex Aseema seeds it's some sort of like seeds on them and it's like toast and roast or whatever it's called like that stuff but yeah you know I you know what I really like though I like [ __ ] what he call it I'll take this as Swedish because I'm too tired talking was right now well fine here the the Northlands limp a llama farm in the earthers and i'm know what you're my fan brats massage some some a tip funny after the plot as a plotting the tumblr a problem the problem area to me remember fun here today he'll pull or burn hamlet pool or bread or synthetic cement Gasca tune su misión de la Metro yeah yet the throttle commented so commitment marathon you were palabras and how the indicate get a fathanah assume that because i'm answering all the mon Lancaster oh yeah let's see here oh yeah oh yeah this is my favorite bread this is what I [ __ ] rough on I don't know what this is called an American but American but these are like kind of flatbread they kind of look like pita bread and love it it's great so what kind of bread I like so uh you know crackers no no they're soft they're soft they think of it less like pizza bread maybe I don't know but yeah you know I'm gonna take you something oh my god oh my god small peepee goes big peepee right now because let me tell you something boiling some eggs right now buttering those putting some sliced eggs on it and then topping it off with some [ __ ] Swedish caviar oh and a cup of coffee tired boy you disgust me oh yeah anther might be the only Swede here chat tonight that doesn't love Swedish caviar he's like [ __ ] the joke ain't no sweet it's like how dare you okay oh boy dr. Ron what the [ __ ] did you say it's melted don't stop don't stop don't stop good Robus would be very displeased and I got a collab repertoire bus one day like that guy keeps referring to my videos and referring to memes and stuff like that and Here I am look I'm not even I haven't done the shot I'm an email saying okay dude you want to play something else dream someday [ __ ] but I but I'm gonna give Robin some [ __ ] but I do that out of love wherever Roberts lives he's got some really thin walls and whenever Rob is like it has to raise his voice and scream he can't somebody has to go do his kind of scream look just under his breath and it's the funniest [ __ ] it's only funny to me because I can just go and nobody gives a [ __ ] but rob us has to like be very quiet first neighbors say goes King of Sweden robbed us oh because I don't know what the [ __ ] is wrong with his neighbors but or how about this it's not wrong with his neighbors it's not something wrong with him rather ie me which screams all the [ __ ] day and that's why you know neighbors think I'm like a little something strange with me when I go outside like a standoff that guy anyway somebody mentioned a fireball artifact which I have wait a minute this removes radiation okay I'm being a real dumbass right now this removes radiation so what I could do here is I could take the urchin which adds radiation no no no okay wait a minute wait a minute so urgent because I'm getting my head full of [ __ ] when I'm doing this fireball takes away some indoors I've been stacking with with sparkler here so connect technically used to do search in here instead but the bleeding would be a hundred percent I would bleed like a pig with this stuff which would be super bad so in order for me to get in working I need something to do not make me bleed so much so Oh God Stone blood about stone blow I love because it's got 200 more health you know Archer removes bleeding but I thought I thought I thought as a real mind you'll think moment here for me but I thought if a hundred-plus bleeding that's bad you know that's like you will bleed a hundred percent more but it takes away minus 30 because like grain good red bad you know so what I'm saying is if I equip perching sure I'll take less radiational at it but I'll bleed like a [ __ ] you know so I don't know if it's that good you know I'd rather take fireball which is like you're a little bit in endurance but that doesn't really matter because like I have these stacking so I rather like equip this you know because they want me make me gush blood like a fountain so hey this is better a my endurance right now stacks with this so tales I think this is a better grade off we have slimed to remove the bleed and we're slime oh I see so what I could do here instead I could remove fireball add slime and action adds bleeding but this thing removes bleeding so I actually benefit from having these to work with each other I see okay gotcha now I do have a little bit of burn and chemical burn but you know I think I think this is a good trade-off anyway so know you're thinking with artifacts well no I'm not on my brain oh yeah science rules bill bill bill keep on going no yay you have boats [ __ ] boats you don't need bolts when you're this good all right my bleeding no I'm fine all right no no no spook bloodsuckers here at night please this place sure is a lot easier to manage when it's not full of horrible dudes trying to kill you but then again you saw that thing on the red map or the the thing on the map oh let's see you [ __ ] do a spicy cheat here ready for this ready for this guy's forty chest I'm relaxed now all these energy drinks are keeping going milk by the weight Oh what's this well nothing I can actually use because that I haven't finally found it and I was gonna say in real life if you drink more than like five energy drink so that you can actually die you can like legitimately you will talk first if I don't aim this thing right it's true like I've had I've had like really bad like anxiety over like oh [ __ ] I can only drink I treat energy drinks like it's Advil or like painkillers like I'm like I'm really freaking out about the fact that like oh my god I've had too many today so you know I seriously seriously I'm not [ __ ] around I really treat them like painkillers like oh I've had maximum 30 today cuz people die all the [ __ ] time on it alright well it's time to go look in put my super suit on [Music] hey don't worry I love my supersuit donut don't worry I got my super suit going and I'm worried about my super suit on I'm hungry I'll let me eat a sausage to this glass window nothing gets me hungry than getting shot by the Krissi a stick is this board a free man free man ahh Oh get the [ __ ] out of here there is but that that is ridiculous that is ridiculous what does he go a desert eagle a black pipe okay a real gun for real heroes it is big heavy and very destructive it's not very popular in the zone dude its price and size after all you don't go hunting for elephants every day and give me that [ __ ] no crowbar though it's good look at you well that is funny that is funny sure even better what's this big bane oh I know a couple bends and a couple of big bends too two of them okay well thank you so much more gorg damn say what I'm just gonna drop this viper cuz it's like it's just taking up too much [ __ ] space I can buy a new one for like you don't cheap a cane house it oh nothing more can get in here it hurts being the best yeah here Howie I think I've seen anything Oh God oh god no walking past every artifact well I I'm kind of purposely doing so because I I have some good [ __ ] right now all right let me just drink a [ __ ] ton amenity drinks we the PDA did I get it you know uh I already got it right what am i doing Oh what am i doing contacts personal note oh my message history no that's not it where is he top 2003 out of 30 how do you rank this it was there okay baby baby baby baby what are you guys talking about check the list for okay let's talk about personal note the artifact you are skipping our better versions of yours oh really okay oh [ __ ] what not get the [ __ ] out of me I said Gordon like a rookie should be like number one dude very good okay [ __ ] dudes I've killed that many what no goddamn yeah here we go Gordon's PDA here we go god damn my bosses won't leave an old man alone first Mesa ah ha ha ha first Mesa that's a strange town of Russia now they sent poor little Gordon into the endless Ukrainian plains take your take your guinea and have fun shout out to Jimmy I made it into the zone are they really no bears here Who am I going to fight that I'm off finding my bearings too well in this place I had to give my little crowbar away for a can of meat oh ha ha ha ha that blow out I started the barkeep told me to hide my ass and keep it hidden I chase some rats on an abandoned tunnel I have I hope to wait out the bad weather in here ok ha ha ha 3 is research as it turns out she sucks ok well tell you what I might go back here first later I mean but I really want to sell all my crap because it's so much stuff I have here that I am is when I get rid of guys have life 3 confirmed Oh God mauled to death my dog's idea we should be finding with like no sliver of health care half will be vice whoa whoa whoa this beats here you are fight is he this middle of night no we're okay I mean if you sure together your dog dumbass doggy you want something you want goddamn it sure hey dumbass guess what okay was a new gun CP say what I want to try dis going out the game oh god damn it really said that eagle wasn't that wasn't even I was like joking around but really is okay buddy has a better 556 rifle what buggy in this guy I mean body isn't oh okay whoa [ __ ] with the depth but this this is this gun is just Okinawa whatever no oh no this is a new gun okay it's kind of ammo for it can I put a scope on this I dare you come here and I [ __ ] you up then what on own load unload this one it's my drop it has too much [ __ ] and they commonly available - is the screw it and by the way milf a roamer Gleeson see if there's any good before I do that though I want to check out the big bed what the [ __ ] hey guys long beam can't mess with the best rude me it's good but like you know just me shooting like [ __ ] pop it out pop it out - okay okay if - heavily loaded for cookie but I'm these noise that's out my window what's going on it whoa we're very well [ __ ] but I pick up Oh nope if you stop the bleeding there we go like big dick oh here we go hmm try that again okay it's good there was a favorite man at the moment Manila Road screaming outside my window okay shotgun time in that spicy shot gonna study [Music] [Laughter] haha okay let's get out of here it's just the right way yes yeah this is where I came from I think I think is it I don't think I wore the wrong way here remember these things being in the background with when I came here this is a spicy [ __ ] place okay this is this this is the wrong way it's more advanced science a suit than that that I've asked all really okay so it's chubby north and then West here no no no it's not little guy incoming Oh what Thoth book together [ __ ] out of me oh oh I'm radioactive with my anti rads this is like advanced stuff no wait I definitely came from here because this is what I started here no III okay wrong way who is gonna get a spicy to price this guy this is the way this is the way I guess what dude guess what a coward huh artifact well has many or I need to sell stuff I need to like unload stuff I got so much of it what's this someone you failed me now I want this what is this that is new cool okay the anomaly fruit punch is a but create a such an artifact and the rare is more extreme collection physical conditions believe 400 I'll sell it but you should all go to not too good don't worry guys it'll be quick and humane quick and humane you never felt afraid all right another problem solved then hey this this gon had a scope on it I have plenty of scopes anyway wah Souta we're glad they're taking that but you know I got a concern my sheet because I am a big boy and I can't carry enough stuff so I forget dude what's this the way no I don't go to Yount tire oh here we go on a replace slime Joel cos lime makes me what was it that stone blood slime slime I mean I I'm not a little too tired to think right now but I will I will be [ __ ] up stuff as long as worse than mica okay well you know after this stream I'll do like serious artifact handling I'll see what I can do you know but you know yeah banjo sleepy a little bit you know I've been streaming for how long okay let's do tired to think of kind of okay if you get some coffee or something on god I wish by the way I gotta check something real quick eat breakfast Joe how about you cook me breakfast and I'm doing that too lazy the breakfast sounds good like that I always feel I can never eat breakfast though one of [ __ ] up by sleep schedule like I do right now you know it's it's it's 842 and I feel it's wrong to eat breakfast when you're like it's not really morning for you as much as it is kind of you know that then next the day you know you can only eat breakfast if you've slept you know I don't like to think that I'm like I was sleep schedule it's [ __ ] up with everybody else cuz it makes me feel out of out of reality I always feel like everybody else like is going through jobs and doing their stuff Here I am like video games all night [Laughter] that's okay though I it's just like I used to play for so [ __ ] long you know sleeps yes or miss meet missed you got a dude y'all dude cooking a boar head dinner in a pot all right here's the flash drive good boy I think duty will be grateful for this info here is your the world I want to know something what is sex what is pp what is white PP that make woman barf out baby and sex I want to know about the eggs of life he's always getting some new [ __ ] huh right on to sell this garbage know what someone fireball waste a little bit bit droplets sake [ __ ] droplets stone blood gravy [Music] what else can I sell I got that slime so just give me more ammo here sell your suit and get an exact same one you know that's not a bad idea cuz this one is a little rough condition so let's sell this and get a new one that is pretty good instead and then at the same time give me some ammo for 335 there's a lot of money you don't want to spend here but oh [ __ ] I can't even afford it ooh how would you like a suit no no no these are mine okay well how about your cup cut me a deal dude I've sacrificed so much I've jumped up and down and this line Pizza [ __ ] you know I've been shooting zombies I'm beginning documents given this one for free you know Jesus neutral should be your best friend of this poets [ __ ] all right well tell what we're gonna sell for this this one is one real bad doesn't it sell for much beat being cheap bastard you exactly but I might just give me this then can you get your stuff oh [ __ ] no and he's got a charge [ __ ] worried up for that price Oh [ __ ] Oh Nestle oh that's [ __ ] guy I don't trust that barkeep uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh all right Ella I'm gonna sell all the EM we're not using for the guns and all the guns we are using we're gonna to Emma for but can you get your stuff repaired somewhere I said about buying a new one I guess the flash drive and awesome thank you alright let's see here we have it in there I don't even have this gun anymore so that what sell that see here uh the black art I'm using this I am NOT using this though so oh yes I am this is HD I know it well any ammo that I'm well Ted what get rid of this sell all this ammo that I'm using for this [ __ ] little gun you know this this gun is cool and all that but like yeesh you cannot repair in color bleep yet okay you see that this is aka I am I'm using this one yeah I'm not using this either a sniper a frontier yeah this goes as well buy my beer [Music] in big venues 939 by over-fit rifle bullets truly killing receipt for close range okay with it okay but I'd need that I need that Ben tell you what how are we sell the black kite and we just keep big bean cuz I don't know and you know well if you're coughin to do that I'm just gonna sell this instead and it's getting again it's tough I require so soaking up with this system please you didn't give me this and whether this and it all be it I think yes you're selling four to five nine thirty nine by using this for you okay all right we're gonna end with a yeah bonesaw is ready hey Joe I got three minutes a play time okay yeah I've got but no fight for you go on yo this is your fault fight I'm ready okay okay I didn't okay you really need a bone someone move boom so maybe maybe when we have a new slot unlocked okay well shoot time to shoot as black man is back one short oh really what what ha ha ha ha ha ha oh what a dumbass what a [ __ ] dumbass that's amazing actually that's movie bleeding by the way on the floor oh yeah all right by the way this guy's face I swear to God I could see like the seams of the skin but I know that's not true it's like the light that whatever do a hard save ya probably do that I'm gonna call it just cheat dude when I call it Gordon Gordon Freeman who with a better idea John Freeman who was Gordon Gordon Freeman's broker broth okay half life whole life consequences all right well let's let's have some fun tonight Oh baby gonna have me some fun tonight [Music] I know you want to quote it anthro right now and I see you're sitting there typing that stuff out but Jun I wonder if I can just like do a spicy little knife here right up his butt hello dude I'm your best friend hey check this out it's called a death everybody knew hey everybody knew everybody do dungeons motto let's escape from the stalker zone you need to get this tired oh the stalker bought all of this game get him oh it's got vital information for you marked one you are you have I'm losing it I'm [ __ ] losing it but hmm something's going on with the stone today let's see how theoretically along and survived here exeed ain't this Oh should I kill them all damn bump bump bump okay hello I am bleeding area I'm [ __ ] up damn they I thought they were stronger than this but you gotta reload that gun now time to feed my babies all right oh I want to hear the song I wanna hear the song play my song [Music] [Applause] [Music] okay and I play this song it's called you suffer but why all right so uh at this point I'm thinking oh that was rather rude of you well I get meaner every day dude can I be here - hello [Music] it's me DISA did bump Oh getting real tired that's why I'm being like this what if I throw this it like grenade in these Lancel somebody about that this guy right here Dan that guy said worst [ __ ] name than I do goddamn okay get some of this watch out damn it you took that okay I can't erase it [ __ ] around here with the base so I thought the base here had like two factions like I I don't know why but like somewhere in my head I thought there was like the red guys and the green guys the red guys being duty and the green guys being like freedom I think they're called hello are you a freedom what do you want what did you hear nobody freedom is later can you pick a faction later on or I mean the [ __ ] way dude no oh really yes yes and no and yes from chat okay go to sleep oh I will I will don't don't you worry don't you worry I will but first I will suck your blood hey guys check this out hahaha I'm dead Oh scram it's a dead body on me at all it's still mommy I'm going home guys check this trick out I don't know they're gonna do drink wowie hey guys check this check this a new cooking technique up mark one of the problems today that's how you make barbecue shoes exactly you got it flawed but so perfect all right this would be our shooting range in this game we can't like unload ammo you know the fire barrel blocked explosion are really [Music] tell me give me another arena fight I have an urge to kill tonight too so let's see how far can get put this stuff in go on I'm ready this is the guy say I [ __ ] up on last time right I couldn't kill him or whatever like it was some [ __ ] and I [ __ ] up on the saved you think I did a hard save here so you know if [ __ ] goes south you know I'm not responsible of the book okay for this real kill machine look [ __ ] him what can you say what but I think I think I'm dead stop now proud of yourself huh lucky me [ __ ] you no thank you yes I'm gonna do a sneaky breeki ready for this not mine it's detective [Music] stop really quiet Oh a stab oh come on son get on my level come on because I killed a guy for like $2 day and Gocha ok got two guys now I wonder you at man can take on - never underestimate [Applause] [Music] I am the master of the blade when you were out there having fun fun with your friends and getting drunk I was home studying the blade and anyway you see you think that's enough oh [ __ ] I am bleeding iiie victory screech map wait do I have it have guns here yeah I have a shotgun what the [ __ ] am i doing get the shotgun out hello dude and I've turn around like that actually I need to really shoot them in the head cuz like I'm basically when I have this buckshot that goes into their automatic barely listen to damage so I need to like really hit shoot him I think actually irons sighting the shotgun makes it more accurate and lets sure though but like I wonder if I can just keep on going right laid out here [Music] my life who is seeping out the my wounds do not say with leader not me i won't i won't because it that's what happened last time anything with bleed out just no no here you wha-whoa pinion oh right I'm gonna do it I'm gonna do is bleed up watch me go watch me go whoa who's gonna win and who's gonna loose I got that lost a fever oh [ __ ] okay damn it [Applause] making this like good thing to have a math question in your head hmm what is two plus four hmm yes I'll never find out the man who was tricked to death okay well Adamas [Music] [Applause] he was absolutely sure I was coming that way he was so concentrated on it great you won oh thanks for the $3.00 okay a real flight did okay today it's getting serious now boys Oh three dudes oh [ __ ] oh okay oh I have some buddies with me what oh my god okay a K or Jesus you shouldn't burn your fingers off if you do that well I've been I've been long firing [ __ ] all baby debate big I mean long firing my [ __ ] all day so this would be a piece of cake yeah music good have a shotgun I hear that so they should be at the range [ __ ] is that guy wearing oh well but not now you is dead [Applause] ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha master strikes again I am bleeding though so you won go on got a special fighter today even the Army has heard about you all really have it because I've never encountered the army before Domi's a price they fight here too there's even a general in the crowd they guys are from the Spitz nuts oh [ __ ] I'll tell you what I'll tell you what I'm gonna do this hard save here I go army boys okay go on I'm ready I think I actually live today what single which is what I wanted but whatever to guys probably taking my boy is Judah by Ozora it's the grand champion watch me about the oboe Connie and get the two rounds here guess the pros do it blazing believe me but not for long cause they'll be bleeding more damn it where is the bogan finale Oh soon soonish it's like how Windows 98 destruction part two is soonish can never give hard dates on discuss do you know I always disappoint here we go the best approach areas like not even like standing shoot from a distance and just kind of like no no you know what yeah that's better is semi semi-auto and just aim like real good yet does the AI in this game have worked like I don't want to dislike it too much but I think it sees you and when it disappears they think you are somewhere you know exactly the last known place of a a that sees you they just think you're over there so that's why they keep on getting surprised by corners and [ __ ] like that so like her Metal Gear Solid 5 did it and I kind of like that it keeps me thinking kind of tricky with just standing around and stuff no no check that out can mine tricking X actually you know I can't want to string that oh you're so low five in Austria will get complete [ __ ] show taozi this is Pequod you know it's gonna become that I am a real American full-auto please I know you're around here I see you I think no that's okay the crates worked in my help it gets thick around me I have I have [ __ ] snake mission right now ahahahaha look at this Lucas I see for the gaps dude sure let's see this what he shot me but get out of here oh okay that's a spicy meatball I'm Italian [Applause] undeterred too much a lot of damage there so save it with bleedin like dangerous now was it [ __ ] how many are there this save can be howdy I was gonna say that how bad is your aim dude but okay hello yeah forgot the her load through the wall damn it rolling in front of the enemy yeah well sometimes sometimes sometimes that happens here and let's think we're on the back and then surprising the [ __ ] out of them whoo please use your items jewel oh okay thank you thanks for reminding me wait I have a [ __ ] med kit have that all along really my boot this time snow [ __ ] around here this you're not Thanks now nicety listen I want that okay good good eat okay what else you throwing at me now uh sure we can do come with a band it's aa little I'm a little too tired to be uh killing dudes now you know I've been killing [ __ ] left run a center I need a break from all the killing you know all right well tell you what good talking [ __ ] and I had a great time playing today we had a lot of progress always a treat to be playing this game as you know it's nice treats but uh my god damn whoo I'm a stream for a while haven't I damn damn damn dude well anyway I hope you had a good time watching it was a treat to do both I got to check like Boehm Italian Marilla what did I stream him like oh yeah anyway yeah doom boards and stalker definitely fun and I didn't back out of this one Chad I didn't say like no no me tired me do it tomorrow you know I'd really sat down and I like you know I put my brain that I'm gonna do this tonight god dammit but I hope y'all had a good time watching definitely a long stream tonight like god damn but you know so all the same ah you know a strong I'm streaming you want to see Oh blah seven hours damn that's like a little bit of a record for me you know too [ __ ] long exactly a too [ __ ] long seven Tim's seven seven seven Timothy's the Tim Tam anyway Oh Mamma Mia glad I could catch the whole stream yeah if you've been watching the whole stream then you have a had a real busy night but alright anyway I have some [ __ ] in my eye that I can't get out there we go ten hours was your best record on the worker as well 24 hour stream I'm gonna be soon so that's gonna be a thing anyway I'll see you all soon with more stalker fun stuff today and and yeah but I'm gonna be or be a little little in a little short pile here so we can shake up the art so sit tight and more stuff coming right up so don't go anywhere yeah I got some of the work tonight what's what's going on I said what's that song uh a lot of our check up on cuz a lot of artists gun stuff okay anyway you planning on do any minute covers from other bands yes in fact Frank and I haven't landing stuff so you know he anyway we're gonna start off strong tonight with an incredible piece of fine art from wasps none men when saying that right but it's a totally [ __ ] badass looking doom fan art and you have to see this look at it just uh Mason they're not a detail here the style just wow love it I love the the the sort of like mechanized corpses in the background you know it's got a bit of a HR Giger look to it but love it absolutely loves you've got the cat Cardenas in the back and yeah that's just [ __ ] incredible a lot of work went down into this one and it clearly shows and I really appreciate its damn that is that it's awesome it's awesome well look at that of the little little tiny scratches on the armor - like so many the attention to detail is crazy like it's splendid job splendid splendid job once again stellar growl I I know what I'm might have to like put this as my phone desktop or something because you know hey regardless totally totally cool totally totally cool bad ass well can't compliment this enough but phone that stuff I don't know what the kids are calling it these days phone wallpaper I'm [ __ ] I don't know but whatever super cool great artwork love this kind of stuff you know just awesome once again phenomenal artwork gorgeous fantastic job absolutely love it hell yes from Albina bet lasagna Ocelot so Ocelot I'm really getting tired when I'm switching the Swedish Ocelot Oh salute hello it's the Ocelot hello kitty cat would you like a snack it is Nick would you like to go and drink the milk okay anyway no [ __ ] it aside Sonia was a lot oh-o-oh salat Ocelot there we go but anyway did 3d movie maker stuff and surprisingly a good stream you know I don't expect anything out of it but you know it had a lot of fun with it and I'll do more soon but great artwork by the way looks fantastic was fantastic commencing operation blue she'll kill [Music] nothing like a well cooked lasagna sliding in the well oil oven what an awful comment to you to say oh my my eyes like tearing up I'm so tired from from gamer art cry are crying look at this the Sansa bar bar and lounge this is lasagna lord over commencing operation blue she'll kill oh my God look at this I'm like drunk on the floor and I think I've like vomited spaghetti not spaghetti on the rocks that's what it is but uh that's what I'm talking about just begin under rocks Yahoo wonderful from sandwich 1964 here's a little wash room in like The Twilight Zone I don't know how you want to describe this but that ass and I highly like it here's a badass piece of fan art from magma leader it is the joel looking all excited he's looking at the cheeseburger me like I'm gonna eat that cheeseburger a rock out but oh it's wonderful very cool art song bad ass bad ass oh the Joel Chavous said oh it's been a while it's been a while I think it last time I had long hair was 2014 I think and then I'm like you know what it's nicer this way and I went ever went back I don't know a lot of people want me to regrow my hair but like I do it for you it's for me you know but seriously managing long hair is like [ __ ] nightmare I and I have like greasy disgusting here like I like and not that my greasy sweaty person but like in the summer time my hair gets really like naturally oily so it's it's this this disgusting mess where it like clumps together I'm like tearing it out like ah so I've never I never really had the good look for like you know long hair and some people have that like in natural moisturizers where it just looks good all the [ __ ] time but not me man I have some like hobo hair you know you know but you're not taking care of your hair then I've never been able to and it's like I think something like that you know you shouldn't rub in the conditioner like too deep into the scalp or else it's like you get dandruff and all and there's a problem with dandruff but I had a lot of problem with just like that stuff in general because I'm you know but I anyway regardless really cool fan art super cool love it cool vorks form on the t-shirt too but yeah really radical art style here totally badass great job so you got a great job here's an incredible piece of fan art from sly check this bad boy out - I can't tell if this is scanned in on paper but it is awesome looking and it's got my favorite shade of green on it - they've got like sludgy acity pear cream green that I like but oh what a treat to see this love the the COS smokey redness coming out of the ice and you know the little little grain lo ruptures in the the the mushroom and the horses are like super super cool super super cool awesome Wow look at that huh look at that dog well incredible love it justice may be done with watercolor maybe mm-hmm yeah slice and chat hello hello I was wondering what's this time with watercolor and pencil and or ink like I'm just curious because I can't draw myself and I'm just well doing how you do things it's on paper okay yeah I figured it wasn't as much it's hard to do the stuff like this in digital because it's like I'm like it's easier when you're doing it on paper for me to like paint stuff but like I'm not very good at drawing so you know but awesome awesome job super super cool thank you so much from flaming pizza here is an AB nation I heard about them animations well here they are full audio source and source link oh boy here we go we've got a little bit of that that boy happening boys yeehaw there's only 14 seconds to so oh no to Twitter [ __ ] up - oh no are you telling me that YouTube won't run and Twitter won't run [ __ ] nothing will run well boys it seems that your old pal stinky whistle teets we will be unable to check this out tonight because literally YouTube won't play and Twitter want to play so I have an idea how about next stream with you next string we do I show this off one when Internet is not being so crappy you know what's super unfortunate but you know hey I guess what can you do but that's that's ridiculous that is really ridiculous that it's like that but Jules Internet gets worse every day ah it's meme is so spicy sometimes anyway no but that's unfortunate this looks real funny but justjust just have this have this thing in in your memory and stuff like that so when I get when I get done with this just you know I say the course outside my window sometimes I'm just wondering you try replacing your modem if you've had it since you moved there it's most likely starting to die modems don't die they just rot and I guess they're rotting you know I don't know anyway let's see here I'm just trying to delete some stuff from my piece because I'm kind of running out of space I'm not even kidding about that guess how bad is it how bad is it that right now without joking I am literally I literally have not Johnny Johnny stuck in my head but I have eating eating eating eating eating the worst the absolute [ __ ] worst all right well I'll have to move on from this one I'm really sorry but I will get to an extreme I will definitely do it that's what lack of sleep will do yeah that's what I pretty good anyway from from gremlin man here's quarry oh and a goose man pink pink this is my drawings from in in Moria paint all those years ago I don't even know but it looks right it's fantastic but I know choreo at least that's all I remember but yeah yeah Cory some law they haven't seen them in years they're not I mean well I like it a lot from gurjar I'm here it's like a big old stinky poo poo flying meatball face buddies we can't even meatball there's mini gold toilet and ideas clickety clack doom poster metal shirt I love the style here it's it's delightfully wild it's wonderful I real like that very cool from sauerkraut here is me and doom playing some doom and here's Vinnie playing dead cells I don't know what dead cells is but there we are boys looks great very very cool very cool or salt too from from there we go from then then uh here we go oh one here is this guy wait a minute no I'm looking at the wrong all right hang on but that they were gonna order for me okay good where's a mark shelf or mushroom it's totally badass look at that looks pretty swell maybe if I can somehow scale it down a little bit I don't know it looks like a total Super Nintendo graphic it's got a super cool style to it okay but imagine this being like in king of the monsters - or something like that you know but that is simply incredible look can I actually I really really like me the arsenal you got going on here bad ass new sub emotes a moat ah we'll see you know but we are not that far away from getting a new and moat slot it's like a hundred left or something like that but died I don't need to like to set the cola strands like that you know I don't like that but from big wha super cool once again here's the Joel there we go I'll unite your Arts there we go hello hello it is me oh hello hello hey Barry whoop whoop and then they went home and slept just like me oh my god from Harry ciphers what do you want your spaghetti on the rocks but I like I like chest hair on on toad delightfully horrifying from ever add Joel today not mean mean very mean Joel mean this level you'll tomorrow very mean this mean gets [ __ ] spicier by the minute I love it from Anna Kolya here is a map 32 and doom when I spawn a bunch of garbage fields and arch falls and it was a horse's in here charge of the arch Foss oh it's it's based on something that I should be educated enough to know but it's probably some Renaissance painting or whatever it is but wonderful wonderful I I like my I like my look here and I also love the fact that the arch balls have at least like honking butts well that's wonderful from Tinson here's a Friday's Happy's pizza time rib tips and shrimp or $4.99 or whatever so uh oh boy I love it rib tips shrimp from nil wrist oh I like this one hears me talking about McDonald's and people jumping over the [ __ ] counters to like fight people [Laughter] yes yes that's what I'm talking about yeah I lose my [ __ ] mind look at that Burger being thrown on admit it just you'd sleep in a McDonald's again only if I have my phone with me I didn't have my phone with me last time yeah I could probably do it again honestly if I stopped my [ __ ] phone with me you know I need my entertainment I need my youtube you know I don't when you don't have that then it's a real struggle but love it Joe gets meaner every MacDonnell's stop it from a gamer arc or cry Flint of duty oh yeah ba da ba do what I must Lord Roble not that just napping y'all never dies very food this summer don't-don't-don't done I love it this is so so good from stormy shark is this explosive yeah I don't know maybe red barrels means hot spicy death it's like a universal law in videogames yet I ignore it you know some might not you know oh that's great so great a lo Deus a Lloyd us I say that yeah Lloyd is just a little uh here's a little laugh in Washington go no that's great that looks great from from our Lobo Joel asked the idol master greens from Argentina hey Joel please play the idol master SP from the PSP i'll PM you more info but also sorry for painting like a toddler now I'm gonna want to go on a limb here and say that I might not enjoy games like Idol master you know III I don't know made it made it like clear that maybe maybe games that are like for little little girls to play maybe maybe aren't for me but you know then again Harada from Tekken made i/o master so you must be good I don't think I know about Idol master it's like there's that one song I rock ham baaga looking good Inger so you know our guests are considerate but like it's somewhere somewhere deep down I bet you as well went maybe you wouldn't want to play this but you know who knows great Ark dome fairbell Cthulhu more you I thought you died in sansa bar that's where you're wrong brother blue shell incident was a cover-up it's this [ __ ] this [ __ ] dumb movies gonna get worse I guarantee you that I guarantee you that Park Mama's dumb party is gonna be dumb bar gonna be so dumb it's gonna like come out of your ear beer drums but great art great art and finally from Shanghai Co here is some cuts is it VD I see da boss looking graphics I'll wash room and looks fantastic I don't know exactly what style this is but it's very Doss esque a little bit of c64 I suppose but it's something I would definitely play it's very Gingold goofy and it's EDA exactly okay well wonderful this this art is badass in fact very very nice very very nice oh this is just gets me in the mood to play a playoff game when I play shadow gate on Mac you know maybe something I came to this but yes guys I have a stream for seven hours in total I believe and you know jump this gang real tired getting real sleepy so tell you what he's gonna do he's gonna go straight to bed cuz he's tired anyway appreciate the viewership and all that jazz thanks for watching definitely a longer stream tonight to compensate for yesterday but you know hey tomorrow I later on tonight for me hopefully I can stream a little bit of juice it'll link to the past park-to-park one is on youtube now so catch that and yeah yeah maybe DJ we'll see anyway peace out thanks so much watching dual tip of the day is never never forget about fruit okay loudest sounds so stupid right but fruit is good for you like I'm serious like just have food around your apartment you know never forget ^ fruits because uh you know I bought apples the other day I'm like you know what [ __ ] ya apples apples are good for you so they're a meal they're healthy and they won't like make your eyeballs fall out like some like super food that was made in a factory but yes literally the advice for the day is eat the fruit sometimes it's good any a banana bananas are good - they're the best and pears and watermelon kick-ass in fact tip of the day make a fruit salad make a fruit salad maybe somebody today huh go to the go to the go to the store next time and be like you know what give me give me some some slice of apples it's good eat some fruits all right anyway I see all around I think Dyer Bohr is live from the hosts Dyer board you all have a safe remaining Thursday and that's Thursday so thirsty for me Wednesday I don't think there's any anyone that has a book can't even talk anymore but you know what I mean you know what I mean they will play games check Dyer Borat is funny he plays games and he's a cool dude by but what after aha is by now anyway yeah oh yeah by the way it may be a new video soon we'll see and then I have another video coming soon so a lot of stuff happening boys boys and girls no no family no anyway peace out sayonara and Cha mattdonna bro she's and c'est la vie omelette du fromage peace out

Channel: Vargskelethor Uncut: Full Joel Streams

Views: 42,059

Rating: 4.9047618 out of 5

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Id: RLmmAFGoHJ0

Length: 207min 17sec (12437 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 29 2018