[Vinesauce] Joel - S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl ( Part 4 )

right so we're gonna do a little bit of the s you K stalker shadow of a black boy anyway let's start this up so I know what's that the last one but don't worry oh by the way I love this picture it's it's phenomenal it's from Daria i rebus which yeah that's that's my stalker experience all right all right hang on there we go hope you guys are doing fine tonight you know it's funny I ate the pizza like five six hours ago is it like is it human is it normal to like feel hungry after like eating a pizza six hours six hours later it shouldn't be like you're really full yeah it is okay well thank God Joel gets weirder every day try to grab this window but I'm like having trouble okay whatever whatever dude here we go and let me just do this there we go all right sweet no pizza it's not food it's a snack and they call me the weird one through excuse me guys pizzas vegetable you should know this our hot dog sandwiches don't know it's hot dogs are hot dogs it's not putting its stop putting things in the categories pizza is a pie or chatter DOM is are you talking to me about your grocery shopping listing all right let me start on along just a little bit less you live scoops all right well it's Oh who's playing guitar you know I busted a string trying to play this game are not playing this game but I was playing my guitar to this game and I actually legitimately broke a string to it hey dude your burger Wow well okay thanks you look to that hitch box is so big I can't get to you're my Wonderwall blyat okay okay anyway I need to go all the way over here to do this it's my night vision which may be really exhausting whoa am I am i over encumbered yes I am yes I am do I don't have like a stash or something I put all my [ __ ] into cuz like I didn't you know look look at this of course what is this game this is stalker shed of Chernobyl oh wait a minute can I do this here this is my stash so I put my suit in here and then get get me back that what the [ __ ] no where's my suit where's my super suit get that one there here they go and what else don't I need em I don't know if I need to two of these honestly so I'm just gonna give that up and just for this mission you know and do I really need like hang on Big Ben black kite Big Ben it's what was Big Ben like a thing with because I got quarter Freeman in this earlier right was Big Ben included with Gordon Freeman because it said is that a joke about gay but that's not funny it is okay Big Bang okay so how much standard 939 939 tiwa yeah just this time I'm just gonna but Tiwa tell her we don't need the scope and we don't need these grenades maybe no this is you know what a little less tuna please there we go and nine eight yeah okay bye [Music] Big Ben is actually a really accurate bar lice okay put a scope on a shotgun I wish I could this is Big Ben okay I have big men right now and that's that's all I need all right put a stylus on the knife you guys remember that that like a new ground scheme that was like make your own gun calm or whatever and people used to put scopes unlike other scopes yes remember that well I gotta put my armor on oh yeah there we go what's that called [ __ ] air per scoop on everything everything yeah that was all stop bugging me to get five I used to do that I used to do that god I hope they didn't fix that stop talking you know that's an actual thing I said in real life one time I just woke up and somebody like yell let me and like talk to [ __ ] mouth off at me while I was still asleep and you know what I said in the response man you sure like to talk a lot of words huh a lot of words coming from you huh mm-hmm meaner every day that's a while ago but all right I tell myself that I should learn more Cyrillic but nah all right yes there are this Texas today job gets good air every day that's right good there see really it's easy it was easier than Japanese I'll tell you that but the artifact own oh yeah okay so let's see here this decrease is bleeding but adds a lot of burn so let's get this guy let's see you this also decreases slime slime it's like okay issue less bleeding you know it's just barren and chemical burn so like whatever lurching and let's see here well tell you what tell you what if I get urgent and now it decreases their radiation but adds more bleeding but get this my bleeding here is already to decrease by slime so uh I can get a chin you know and endurance electric shock fireball and dorrance so I will get stone blood stumble it's pretty badass actually because it's got 200 right to gravy radiation plus not good I'm sure this this is kind of good if you want to like minimax stuff but yeah I don't know Stone blood stone below strange I've got 200 more health no look out for the moonlight artifact listen sprint forever old man is regen and not health oh I see okay gotcha I'll tell you what we'll get a sparkler two of these because electric shock is like how often I'm gonna get that you know look look burn blah blah blah I'll the only thing as bad as burn electrical shock and chemical burns so that's whatever you know Joe is to force a four-string to tell you that stoned bloodsucker might keep forgetting man I can keep forgetting that it's like regeneration and not like actually just more health it's not easy being me I gotta think of a lot of things too you know when I'm streaming like pee pee and and poopoo okay moonlight is on this very location really well let's go search for it let's go artifact hunting chapter you and me we're going to die in the so in fact or re okay moonlight is only at night though or really okay I'm just exploring a little bit here see what we can find out yoo-hoo you're not my friend you just take that bullet like in your head Oh genius guys I'm gonna surprise him look look at this no that's not surprising that's me dying I thought I was just ecstatic right behind that oh Lord okay noscope okay that that lets me bring out the big guns you want to be like that so be it oh yeah whoa what what what we want the [ __ ] you see what is this guy there we go oh [ __ ] well I don't go down here are you up here yes you are what is that Oh what-what so to do is I thought uh since I got spaghetti spaghetti so enough limbs gets a little loud at the moment by the wayside let me turn it down they're gone there we go all right there we go Wow then holy [ __ ] do they flank me what the [ __ ] was that all about okay well say what let's not go here yet is this this place is not nice and I don't like it it's no point wasting ammo if I'm not supposed to be here anyway you know wait I mean I got wait a minute I gotta go through this area to go over there is that it well [ __ ] no dude you're like um [ __ ] sucks man no it's awesome dude it's one of all the shitty guns I have I like this one a lot too then what is wrong I'm gonna radioactive right now but I'll take this and I'll take that sploshy blah blah being dead it's not healthy Joe yeah what's this game about and what's your opinion on goblin Oh goblin the the 70s synthesizer band that like made the soundtrack to Dawn of the Dead I love those guys I love Italian horror stuffing I've been here before ok ah ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha I'm gonna get you I'll get you [ __ ] ever seen that guy who gets tasered and while he's still standing with a cigarette he's still not getting down this is going I'll get you [ __ ] that's me right now oh hell what I thought that these guns in Chernobyl jamming [ __ ] that's that's crazy I thought these guns were like pristine step right up step right up go into the death arena go on Joel's death roulette something in here ok and if you're open it's a little artifact lying around here huh [ __ ] aka doesn't Jam a zone is probably behind this [ __ ] let's blow everything on the zone oh hang on no it's not wasting ammo trust me well get him we'll get him I told you [Music] okay I'm we're surprises okay and now you shall remove all these like cool guns and what I mean objective failed what lassie lives corpse okay so the thing you're gonna do accuracy decay and this game really sucks and well given it the fact that it's like held together by like crusty yogurt and you know zone sometta then it's fine you know for what it is and expect these guns to perform to their full capacity when they're this bad you know the stash here right here maybe you mean what the purple stuff on the map is is Stash's yes you stepped on it oh I see okay same between what flavors do Girt sadness that's getting real [ __ ] crusty in here huh it might be zombies here I'm not 100 cents sherbet this recoup trout flavored yogurt alright as I said from Wow for what this game is and I expect the accuracy of these guns to be super accurate tell me what though just a game well I'm a little radioactive right at the moment I don't like that I'm standing on radioactive place that's why I'm getting [ __ ] up whoa but granted this gun still performs well you know I was going to say as well it doesn't matter if you're crouching or standing and with the accuracy or is it the same man there's no food in Chernobyl you got to give me the burger I try to squat when you shoot ok it does help ah good to know did I get him just shoot dude Hey oh my god this gun I mean I love it of course but like you know Oh things are going well get through here though okay I got to do shift okay there we go it's the sella music yes okay good good oh good to go to Hondo bankruptcy god Hannah flashbacks dude I got so good at God hand at that last dream I say that and I got a thousand little on my screen right now saying Joel you were never good at God hands shut up shut up you know [ __ ] several people typing okay you should really check out that stash in the building behind you you mean this one the rail stuff or do you mean here oh okay goodnight Yoshi we've got an artifact droplet ah hey I'm good dude Joel gets worse at games every day as evidenced okay how much stuff do I still underweight okay something in this building huh I swear to God if I get into this building it's just a buttload suckers I might be real mad you guys are gonna get you guys mean me soon ooh-ee walla walla bing bang here we go hey wait a minute you can't get it inside this building what the [ __ ] how did you get inside this outdoor here no door nor door nor door nor door maybe I got a mmm maybe gonna go through the roof perhaps but how do I get on top of the roof unless if I do a really nice job no I can't make that hmm I gotta face through the wall hmm how do I do this in bloodsuckers comfirm for Slavic arch-vile oh wait I already own ideas might have an idea here that might work in Hey hoo yee-hah I found a solution kind of man this game is a little janky at times but I love it it's it's like the jank is part of the charm I feel like this game is a very like hardcore game that not a lot of people would like find the appeal in because it's so counterintuitive at times but that's kind of the point it's just like a [ __ ] janky black simulator and I love it because of that oh my god you want you want me to go down here this hole it was made for me death pit I talk like a [ __ ] ambulance okay I don't think that's the way you do and that's not the way we do this is the railroad okay so hmm Thunder pit you been thunderstruck can't get through there okay so I just gotta like [ __ ] no no no see that's what the pros do it that's how the pros do it baby okay there's nothing bad inside here but you some vodka okay and what else do we have anything else in here let's place it radioactive an awful lot oh man is really radioactive oh hello what the [ __ ] is this sever suit ooh yes please after the radiations oh god are we and it's open this door just open the door I'm gonna put it on right now full suit full suit acquired get me out of here get me out of here how do I get out wait are you telling that could you just you're not telling me I could have just go through the window right that that'd be ridiculous right - game a little too much I'm a big boy right now so hang on let me could I always got him through there no no cuz no that one one I've reached okay that's ridiculous I feel I should go back to barkeep and sell this cuz like obviously the disarmer this one I have right now is way better you know this thing right now and with the suit was part of the Kiev's defence recent incident recessional alternative stalker handmade suits is an excellent combination that bill professed a closed-cycle British system and an integrated system and almost field suppression due to the perfect choice of materials it is a good choice the only this matter is its price well good thing and Godfrey let's see here uh see what this one compares to yeah this one is like way better damn this is [ __ ] redwood now you look like a big zone boy okay what let's let's head back to barkeep I know it's a bit of a detour and all but you know it's for a good reason and then we can start running better and besides you know what we should do somebody mentioned that we should get the moonlight drop or whatever which allows me to run forever which sounds like a really good investment let me just have some energy drinks here there we go we'll have another one look look at look at look how ridiculous just drink another one gotta go real [ __ ] fast now jacked up on Monster yeah I gotta say it's kind of hard for me to drink redbull these days cuz there's so many better alternatives that are cheaper and tastes better if I don't even know how redbull stays in business when they have such a bland taste you know they're good for what they are but like there's something called Wolverine in Sweden that's just like it's the exact same thing with cheaper you know let's do this night mission where this one means because to LD mean no no Allison I think Red Bull gets that much money from selling em drinks yeah they're doing like a bunch of other stuff they're like doing our skiing competitions all this like stuff alcohol keeps redbull alive where they make alcohol now purple nitration is better on the ice than the green one I guess alcohol plus Red Bull I ever I've gone down that path a lot of times Red Bull and Red Bull and vodka had that a law if I'm soon not very good for you but all right take your bones Red Bull Red Bull and vodka tastes like [ __ ] now I think isn't right old died from alcohol hey I've drank and plenty I'm still standing but I don't I don't advocate it of course all right get the thing ago how much do I get for it five thousand okay whatever whatever dude that what how about we sell stone ball cuz you guys always hate stone blood but now I tell it it doesn't sell for much let's just put it here instead free some space sell all shitty artifacts I don't they don't weigh that much anyway ever had a hell have I ever had a hell hell as in a drink or have I been to hell maybe up here both well I don't know what a hell drink is but III know I've been to hell several times you know whenever limit our definition of hell when you have an important appointment you need to go through and you cannot cancel it because it's like very important [ __ ] and you have a migraine and you're like you wake up and you're like oh my god and you're like you have to walk to somewhere in town and go to a meeting that is [ __ ] torment then you know it's even worse migraine plus diarrhea and you have like an important meeting that you promise to do okay mama here we go that's oddly specific Joel Oh sometimes being an agony is oddly specific zone a margarita what do you do in this game you shoot and you survive and you sometimes you you squat and you blend Joel do you have some medicine for migraines I had to think I hate this I hate to think of you suffering through them without end no no I always have advil and like ibuprofen and stuff like that most of my over the worst headaches I've ever had in my life is mostly like sleep induced migraines if you sleep too long and the entire day's gets [ __ ] up you know it sounds like something you sleep too little and get migraines you know migrants is [ __ ] [ __ ] for the night okay is this a game worth checking out only if you are very open to the idea of jank if you if you cannot stand jank and if you and if some weird game the signs kind of like bug you out a little bit you're like what the [ __ ] you know no however if you do enjoy the sort of stuff where it's very janky and it's just it's an eccentric game it's a little me me at times but if you're okay to all those things then yeah squat all you want to jenkem what's the difference in a headache and a migraine a headache you go ow am i and you go yet okay here he took that pretty well hey wait a minute this bullets filling my body what should I do hmm hmm so is this nighttime yet [Music] moonlight is near the electronic and like electric anomaly along the rail tracks oh because there's a lot of real tracks in this I got to stay Western games have always been janky by Nature what are you saying it's not this is not a this isn't the Western game - this is a Russian well not a Russian but the Ukraine gained about maybe by Russian developers I think takes place in Ukraine though okay hmm they are Ukrainian okay so it's not nighttime yet in the game is it they start clock well it's just a clock down there sits twelve eleven so it's like 12 p.m. yes so it's not even night then whatever I'll return here anyway you know 12 p.m. time to drink oh [ __ ] happening in hello what difficult am i applying I'm playing on master the hardest one because that's what people recommending to do yes the old let's yell at him and show where we are that's a good strategy well try spinning that's a good trick I'm sorry falling that's another good trick you break my limbs don't [ __ ] were you trying to do huh okay well why ninja drink oh I don't want that best alone did all feet in hey I shot you earlier dumbass I was trying to [ __ ] with me oh thank you you're a glutton for NPC punishment the Iook I know huh I gotta say though this game has the best like factory [ __ ] levels I've ever seen it looks so desolate this game well this guy's living on the edge okay term turn the aim on but turn turned the aim on nunny turn turned the eighth you have to turn it on barbecue aim on what our name on it what the [ __ ] do you mean okay guys I'm turning to a mon amie activated actually wait am i play with the aim on the game is to ISA house hang on wait okay there we go they'll turn it back on aim activated okay guys I have the aim on now which means it's gonna get super easy I warned you though but you mean you wanted it so you know how am I tried installing new drivers for your bullets [ __ ] out of here get the [ __ ] outta thank okay not to run yes [ __ ] like it dude yeah in order to get the true ending you to activate aim off and on at the same time oh yeah how we it's wrongdoing [ __ ] are you doing alright there we go I love that tunnel it's so much fun okay so why why am I so heavy at the moment I have the functional Sai helmet that's right all right the scope is out of gas you guys did shut up listen listen don't stop we'll never get too soon all right turn on the Joel mode no no if I turn on Joel mode this game gets beat immediately and we wouldn't be dead that means no strain boys try turning off and on your bullets shut up because you guys are gathered naughty tonight you need to chill out don't turn on Hocker Friday mode I know people legitimately accused me of being like really bad at games like people sometimes compare my my skill of video games to dad of like grandma playing a game for the first time like walking into like a wall and mario64 like I am comically bad at games well listen did you beat district bus okay so we got to get into the lab with the SCI helmet huh gonna be a little bit of a tricky tricky dicky situation yes I did okay is there any proof cuz a proof you're way better than Vinnie at least listen I think all streamers no matter who we are we all suffer from a streamer itis and that that that means when we stream games we are automatically worse at them when we play them off stream we are beasts it's just something about like running your mouth while you're kind of trying to video game and like III know it sounds like I'm making excuses here by I legitimately am much better at video games off stream and besides I think it's quite you've enough to compare streamers like a video game skills because like video games if you pride yourself on the video game skill like well yeah guess what I'm the best at mario 2 then buddy you truly are the coolest taking video games seriously video games just wanna play video games just wanna play video games whoops yes okay bye arias relax relax oh my god didn't count my first controller in the game I think I did in the one of the tunnels in this game and he was a big ol stinky like you know talk to Professor X guy you know he had like Mind Blast oh I'm hungry usually I get hungry in this game but sometimes okay oh you need to relax yeah just get in don't you love that I'm just following where the barbed wire leads like usually I need to go in through a different way but I keep thinking of this game a lot like half life where I can just like break into whatever just by like jumping over it but that's not how this game works it's like hard invisible chest high walls who is this Oh - I can't get great - there's no shortcut here mmm half-life had invisible walls - yeah but it was a little more like you know okay that's maybe maybe just maybe I am going the wrong way but that just me though wait wait about what's going the right way god I wish that was me but is this it's like a second beehive as a skull but oh one like we have the technology we can't rebuild him hang on there we go there we go now he can run thrice as fast just ahead it's just just ahead which is like one of the game developers I swear to god they put me in the bin I want to be dead you'll turn the leg off leg disabled like that what we're gonna we're gonna start using my Desert Eagle to hear a little bit more because that's it yeah this this is good old gun the ak-47 it runs out of ammo quick okay keep on going here how did he die he did less cuts rocks flasks a little laughs I'm dead but these but to see these legs that is laying around there are noises I don't like a bloodsuckers no okay no no no no no can you fault the AI if they're zombies and they're stupid Oh God oh I I have an idea guys guys guys guys guys guys guys check this out oh come on it sleepytime okay only just how many grenades for that I mean it did the job what would what would shoot at me now no no no well bye spider domain be better mom okay oh mama Oh God March it March it No hundred things are going wrong right now stop squatting on me hold I survived that I was dead for sure man okay we need to get the [ __ ] out of here oh oh he's a tired boy okay that that's my cue to leave wait I gotta get up in this building maybe I gotta go down rather oh boy okay stop good oh no that's my cue okay see now ready so [ __ ] it Oh blah Oh oppa well the whole [ __ ] all the zombies ever coming out haha okay neat nice aim dude ah okay neat kind of running out of stuff anyway oh is that okay if I should turn a mode on a mode on a mount activated user death imminent okay well okay mmm just speaking on half life that feels like that oh my god is getting real half-life II now Howie my leg oh I love these a lot just like half life ladders you want to go down and you zoom ass down instead like that guy right there wonderful I'll take two no no better I do go all the wrong side of the [ __ ] thing go up climb [ __ ] okay they can't get up here so you who booked shooting the darkness here but it's a dead door love tantrum on the floor okay yeah yeah you did no he's having no it will be great if I denied mission oh wait good night mission everybody look look at this neat night vision it's almost like this nitrogen is a purple filter it is no actual bearing on on seeing the darkness no it's just up purple vision good well that's just wonderful so let me my health up a little more there we go okay well we're gonna you look careful when we're doing this I get them maybe okay guys these these ladders are something else Makemake anxiety every time the side effect of the zone I see yes the old I will never die in them okay oh it's another one great then what we have a shotgun for this this thing kills undead career crap so there we go took care of that nice if you were really in the mood to take a take a number two would you risk it would you dare crap that here or would you hold it in be honest hold hell yes I would I will rather [ __ ] on the floor have some decency man I'm holding in the [ __ ] I think you be holding in the [ __ ] while you're down here I think the [ __ ] would come out like the [ __ ] just came out right there just like that okay see I explode isn't a told my mother wait for it wait for it that did a lot very nice oh [ __ ] whoa what the [ __ ] was that holy [ __ ] something to uh relax a little bit too we wait for the snorkel wherever it's called Chrissy oh hang on wait come on I do well thanks for splitting so late really appreciate that can't tell of zombie speak or really drunk Russian oh boy both okay anything else no okay so our grave at the moment of this shocking really came in handy on this section okay more crap see if it's anything anymore okay that you down back or I'm gonna wet up I missed a health kit and I also miss a hell kit well kids here yeah oh man okay mmm-hmm I hear pee noises well I love that move the the floor kick city for a little ski okay is that you peeing Joel no not for not this time I seriously have legitimate Tobias if you guys hear me pee I'm serious I said that before but like III I swear to God I don't like p1 think I should be like haha loud pee like no it was joke fear of audio pissing home of challenge pissin was my bathroom soon there nearby where a stream you know [ __ ] you Baltimore oh [ __ ] Oh Oh there seems this seems like a hundred bunch of hijinks the first control okay well where the [ __ ] is that man Oh God yet hmm passed it oh that was one of them this is this is what it looks like gotcha I've got slugs now slugs are a little bit better because they actually hit when I aim like this good stop spinning and stuff who got them real in the way aim yeah that's aiming dude it Jill they have any spooky ghost stories for us one time these guys showed up out of nowhere what the [ __ ] oh thanks what the [ __ ] what is this save I didn't save here what the [ __ ] oh okay then you know I don't want to do that it's a moonlight artifact at the end of the lab okay well who's shooting at me okay time to use this because I have a ton of em on this [ __ ] yousa death imminent oh good it's a great weapon huh not anytime you have the option of dying please do it oh boy okay I guess Satan was just a really mad well what's going with these seats why is he over there now thanks God for making that safe for me but that wasn't really what what is this this is why you have currently no before oh no this one I previously had actually it's a sanity effect it's like eternal darkness huh anomaly affecting saves it's great isn't it don't get this last one here take the armor look up I see it oh oh you okay good that's all of them unplug the mechanism oh boy is this game worth $20 yes yes it get it for a little cheaper though oh I thought I was his foot I guess Tiwa this game is probably worth $10 at the moment it's a little older so you know the steam version is [ __ ] yeah yep this version gets to get some mods for it that I have well I don't really have mods for it what I have is I have a bunch of like fix this board that makes it better oh man my I have a migraine oh mama did you get this photo from if you only knew what I saw one day you'll finish badly strelok all done son are you going to make [Music] where will you go now so they know us Hey huh okay cryptic I'm not sure what that all that meant but okay I know it means that I got to shoot zombies though good lord oh okay right-click but I'd like to right-click right now oh you're staying off my buddy just hanging out you know okay it's this get the [ __ ] out of here you'll it's not hard to aim a mode activated user death imminent every time so somebody said that the moon's light drop is somewhere near the exit of this tunnel okay don't activate this time then jackass flame off nope oh boy oh boy an idea have a great idea hey check this meme out - [ __ ] this all my grenades I wasted them all [ __ ] why do I care this [ __ ] you want to duke it out okay let's Duke it out someone so smart and so psychic he has the intelligence of me okay well tell what we'll do a semi-automatic instead you who you where you at hello friend hello-o attitude enemy oh we could have been friends man oh I needed that thank you so this there's an artifact here that I can actually use uh-oh I'll take this go supersede everything here fees on them like a dog is serious and usually they got in should I get this guy's better okay oh oh automatically did I miss the the moonlight thing in did I miss it yes oh [ __ ] I'll tell you what it's not it's not bad anyway because the moonlight drops in the near the trains anyway so [ __ ] it - don't worry don't worry hello calm down did this game inspire minecraft yes keep rolling rolling rolling it's not alight so bad all right that looks mucky okay bone rolling baby you got three in three meters range it's still improve so Amy should right-click I guess but oh nice alright what the [ __ ] is happening at all over here alright let's see here are using burst fire for these these dudes when the shotgun ammo I have I have five slugs left I it'll do it'll do okay sir I was just here what the [ __ ] okay it doesn't look too nice Thanks singing pipes aah toasty okay you want me to get over here how well I know uh-oh we got some high jinks incoming yeah like my a Joel's medium rare please and wait to sell all my [ __ ] to a barkeep oh my mom - goddamned I already all right there we go have I played much of the Metro series I have not actually him I have played very little of it I've only seen gameplay stuff like that Frank really likes Metro though he told me when the new Metro - game comes out is he's kind of like the uncontacted bulls Oh tell what like a man yeah I'll [ __ ] with me don't have any intentions to play my trip maybe well you know I'm always on a big quest to play everything ever made so slugs are kind of you can fire them at all at long range you know a problem yeah all right nothing here won't I love how this is always have names okay nectar it's amazing man oh yeah I got a definitely gonna shake it up one day [ __ ] outta here Oh No you can't hurt me sticks and stones may break my bones but words let's not go that way is ever gonna do out let's be friends thank God I have all these energy drinks with me out [ __ ] played noob it's not a leap gamer like me and when the video game king of 2030 just like me I want to hurt myself I'm a good get down here okay buddy okay neato hey we managed to survive wasn't that great idea Colonel drop by and share a drink normal Baptists or cherry peppers well the past what you like but the answer is try out the new coca-cola mango that I had yesterday I thoroughly enjoyed it there was a nice drink [Music] hey dude remember when you [ __ ] me huh wait I'm not dead done taking measurements where I want to push you outside can't take a nice rest okay review the manga ecology like a gamer you did a splendid job marked one now that the emissions are turning off we will be able to do the expedition's exploded previously inaccessible territories and also from now we will conduct the most favorable pricing policy towards you a favorable pricing policy what god damn about [ __ ] time you guys gave me a promotion huh challenge do your best Randy Savage from oppression what do I win say what you know what think about saying alright because I'm gonna win oh yeah the cream of the crop you know coconut or some mania wandering the service gets enduring oh you who despite oh man you better know that bonesaw is ready like that you alright thank you Goggan believe oh yeah yeah little bit nobody touches Elizabeth the toko can you can touch you there understand which the coquí home alright I need a job no no no and also from that come back favorite privacy we've updated our our our privacy policies here at uh the zone okay snap into a slim do either okay anyway uh have this cuz mine is currently better I don't need this and I don't need this tiny little gun give me plenty of this plenty of that plenty of this thank you give me eight one bread please don't Joel do not sell ghost II don't sell ghost oh yeah but it's in fear to what I have why why would I need it no cell suit why wh-why you can get it you can get it anyway as a quest item I'm not hearing any arguments come on come on convince me I'm waiting I'm waiting it looks cool you're dumb suffer for rubles but I did get quest from this dude okay go soos is a quest item okay well fine if that's dat's what matters then we'll do it but that's not like a real like 'whoa thing but sure alright thank you I need a job right oh here we go here's what I can offer bring the unique body suit I see Oh who decided his body is still like levere well is that the one he's talking about I'm a port it's dead it that's the reward suit weight that will Louella now give the suit oh oh yes marked one uh I mean for the job you think a great job oh thanks thanks buddy yeah well hello hello well now this is it just me or is this suit better than this this this right now this is better cuz it's got yeah it is [ __ ] well god damn son thank you so much now to get all the way back Oh before we do though let's see but it's ugly well it's not the outside that counts it's the inside to be fair you destroy your si Vasu by walking into anomalies well I'll get it repaired you know I'll get it repaired don't worry and I'll sell my little crap cones there we go sell their effects on aspire therefore more okay so which one's am I currently not using um cuz I need I like sparklers but it's the the wait a minute I could sell them gravy he wanted gravy well didn't he yeah hang on uh hey job gravy yeah yeah I'm up worked I guess what hey for the job look at that so what I get money or five thousand well that's awesome okay and what else do we have a stocks body store the liar paradox no no no no gravy let's see here uh how about am I using fireball tell what should I sell fireball to him I'm don't really use that this is little less radiation and indoor is not that good Burma twos night-vision well the nitrogen is like terrible especially with this suit is just like what if it was purple you know and droplets I'm not even using these bye-bye droplets and dance about it my favorite games on the show called hello well [Applause] [Music] do that Santos talker it's time to like start talking Jetta help help now we have a major [ __ ] problem outside the door is locked this doors crazy how do you take that many slugs in your [ __ ] head and just go ow owie ow okay whatever you know I should probably head back and buy some more ammo before I make this trip - he was chewing on those slugs like they were groceries change difficult to do more damage hmm what what do you want me to do game but less less mastered by the show crosshair tell what no no crosshair maybe he wants you to change difficult to do more damage but put on AIM dude give me all this [ __ ] and give me or y'all give me this stuff stuff - thank you thank you thank you thank you and you give me that difficult there we go we have a chat argument whatever eat master mode is that what I'm supposed to be not playing or playing right now well it's so funny it's so funny chat one moment it's like play on master mode don't play on master mode more master mode I don't like master mode you can't prepare suits in the game oh oh yeah how close are we to that emotes lot well let me see we are what see here I think we are like 30 subs or something away from the new emotes lot but you know I never advocate subbing for that stuff I think it's like coins a dental that's I'm not urging you to do that but you know I appreciate it nonetheless but don't save your money for charity or something you know if your prayer suits been all over that anomaly bug really now guys start stop sobbing yeah you don't have to do this is I'm serious and I mean I appreciate it the police please there you go no stops stop it I'm serious no no knock it off hey stop it you know I don't disturb this [ __ ] money you can use this money to like buy a cheeseburger today no don't don't put that cheeseburger in my mouth okay well anyway stop it okay um let's see here uh what we need to do is we need to well hang on that's the moon like parallel parallel to the pier it drops here question tomorrow maybe but it's not really nighttime as it is like just nighttime II oh my mother good there we go you fear will you feel the quiet maybe's got to do man I'm quick with these sound effects let's try that one more time maybe I shouldn't have my flashlight on you know hey buddy yeah cool I like to talk with his lugs it's not there that he's here or hello good cover dude well we'll though shits going down now okay well it's not for the nighttime yep sigh I can't really go back in and get this now but I can't go to barkeep and in return here to get the moonlight barrel then I can run forever your soul s diarrhea of the mouth one of us purple aren't mama if somebody holds me ah okay ah I'm fine let's see I see a lot of people saying hello hello hello little nut oh [ __ ] Oh sneaky kitty cat off holy [ __ ] these guys are intent on killing me off [ __ ] is your problem is a huh good lord all these asses cropped become are crawling out okay good lord okay holy [ __ ] [ __ ] or this guys are my friends okay everything's fine now a little late to the party but these guys are Duty right or freedom their freedom right I kind of forget you can keep by the healing Rattus and the energy drinks are really its duty they have cool outfits down oh I like that well you see the shotguns a stalker or satisfying to use they're a little janky just like this game but you know it's it they are more satisfying to use than like when you stand up with a point-blank ak-47 blasting someone in the eyeballs and it's cool oppa oppa oppa oppa blue blue really you know I was with the shotguns kind of like or they die immediately [Music] don't becomes a gun expert when I was like in second grade I brought a shotgun shell to school it was an empty empty shotgun shell that because my friend had my friend had a had a dad who liked hunted and he had a whole case home with like empty shotgun shells and it was the coolest thing because we were like dude this is luck with the using counter-strike whoa and we dropped it on the floor and it made the sound we're like whoa luck the games and some people some people were like some people are like say because shotgun shells are red and they have the gold tip at the top or at the bottom and people like that's not what a bullet looks like that's a toy look it's all plastic no where's where's the golden Magnum shots Joel you're lying little did they know right hello all right you sound like a teenager druggie stereotype in second grade I was always like a teenage drug even though I was like in second grade first grade yo dude yo slow dude yes well marked one now we just need to deal with the scorcher and open the way up north you ready to go now and I guess the prototype so you'll be safe from the emissions I have the bunker coordinates don't forget that the prototype the only thing we can be sure is that the road to the zone center will be open okay Jeremy you have to do is get inside the bunker below the antennas and switch them off okay and she's sure I guess oh yeah one last thing the leader of duty I marked him on the map it needs some volunteer to carry out some sort of assignment that the military warehouses if you're interesting it drop I talked to the girl they'll let you in got it ooh what's this a military armed suit Oh [ __ ] look at that that's the g36 deep what is it that call in real life I could but what are these guns what's this exoskeleton just a military scalper that never went into mass production because an extreme causes some design flaws we can i buy this now 200,000 oshi it's the third generation Syria Greece's military sly excellent bullet and shrapnel tax it is a low laid level of anomaly protection damn you can't run exit but [ __ ] that then but I want this I don't want jacked what's this vent or Noah what is it called [ __ ] Curtis is gone called bb-bb-bb-bb-bb-bb-bb the VSS okay am I thinking of okay well let me just get this and yeah and let me get more ammo to please yes yes yes yes give me that give me this and yeah okay guys I have a question how close am i actual to finishing this game at this point like if I just did this the the emission place about seventy percent done really well I have a question when do I get to join a guild when I get to like pick a side like I want to join duty I want to join freedom I don't have a bill I want to have selections right now right now hmm okay never as soon as you enter the next map do I have to join do I have to align myself with some dudes hello Santa boys whoa I remember my my youthful days I used to play Tetris you know I didn't used to be 13 years old with my pizza face you know then the Sun happened and all went to [ __ ] okay support I think you need to complete the side quests speak to guide they support a free applaud check PDA please simply check it okay and I saw this around dialog no not really oh I did that for oh [ __ ] I don't even have food I need to buy a bread I don't have [ __ ] bread BRB gotta get my bread I'm actually out of food in this I'll tell you one thing about joining sides and games here's here's what happened in when I played fallout 4 I'm stalkers yeah spoilers by the way just as a little anecdote here what they called with with father you know your son that's like you know he gets to hit me the head of the laboratory or whatever what are they called the Institute yep I murdered him I murdered him not because the game really wanted me to but did writing was so [ __ ] terrible and it was so bad and I'll tell you what I did he tried to tell I sorted like it was Todd Howard just tell him what the player as he was saying like yeah dude but you should join us because we we help stuff and we make technology better in blah blah blah I'm like okay yeah but you kidnapped babies and there was no point where the game could let me tell them that and it frustrated the [ __ ] out of me the game is kind of the game expected me to just be okay with death you eat babies we're no it's just because my son was abducted by this Institute and I couldn't justify that like they robbed me of my son and they turn them into this this [ __ ] that's in front of me right now and I'm like who the [ __ ] are you like [ __ ] and now you're telling me like okay so what I got a snatch more babies for you to like so what i nuked them all did you [ __ ] call you guys and the game thought I was like evil for it if I even even want to kill them I just kind of left I'm like bye and it was like an evil choice I'm like why is it evil to like say no I'd rather not like murder and kidnap the [ __ ] [ __ ] he can't address that their morals changed under Sean oh okay but I don't know watch me do you ever get to go back here okay anyway honestly no sign and fought for appealed to me I didn't like the Brotherhood of Steel I didn't like the Minutemen I didn't like the institution you know what I did that was a lone wolf and nobody [ __ ] with me in fact all of the Fallout games I had a hard time picking aside because I always feel there's a power struggle there's never a you are in control of the world it's always like yeah you know I don't want to get all like do about you but I always feel like they always rule over you if you join their faction you know you're never you're never like respected it's always like go do this thing for me because you joined us instead of like you listened you joined us we'll help yet you know oh nothing okay I don't forget if I told you guys this but Frank bass player ko dude in insight Lord I did I tell you guys that he went to Chernobyl he stood like right here in real life squatting and memeing he like Frank has some massive cojones yeah he did oh I did okay well yeah he did he literally went to Chernobyl this year and with about her friends and his squadron and just like Here I am it's a big fan of the distance by the way but yeah holy [ __ ] I didn't bring it he didn't bring you with them boo I didn't want to go I was like you enjoy this now okay buddy listen he had it lucky he had what I've had to like you know [ __ ] Club me over the head then dragging on a plane I'll be like where are we going Frank it's like Japan yay wait this doesn't look like a pan oh no post out yeah I guess I like how Chernobyl right here is less radioactive than the zone around it there's nothing radioactive here where the [ __ ] blast happened but the outside world is where the [ __ ] happens you know well I cannot drop anything tell you what tell you what we should do we should go back to barkeep real quick oh okay what is it the arena I think that what we should do because it's getting late at night in the game now I guess what we do we lead left the suit back on - barkeep put that into my blue little thing and after that we won't get the moon barrel meow you're not in turnable know this this is like Chernobyl dude are you talking about I thought this was it this isn't Fenster noble should always wait for it or oh I thought this was it okay I guess I'm wrong I guess I'm wrong well let me guess can you actually go to to Chernobyl in this game like it did where it happened all right no yes well you can't go inside be like melting you know it's the end of the game okay no spoilers please stow please please the plant is the final area okay right into the reactor let me guess let me guess you go there you go there and a big a big monster with teeth what two mini guns goes oh now you realize the game was rigged from the start I am what you call stonker shadow of Chernobyl and it's time for the final battle health bar shows up boom quit stalker disable the main generator take out a super shield okay but you're probably well pull your pant what did you hear nobody's managed to control no spoiler said Joel and spoiled Leon the dammit join your tear you will see very nice ok so why so this is duty what what what is the difference between duty and freedom and why why should I give a [ __ ] the planet one smells suit color ok the one time I want to get out is to go to the rail yard I'm coming with you square to go oh I think this is it join freedom we have weed okay then I'm joining duty please damn it dad do they read no no I want to go to the train yard cuz it's late at night and I want to find the moon drop or whatever Ben beets hey guys I'm here join we're not joining duty everybody so me I gotta go by the way alright here is one dear wall by erases dream I want to drink a one two thought you would suka wait a minute is it up or Airness okay good yes did I ever play fallout 1 and to hell I guess I play fallout 1 and 2 in fact I don't even like fallout 2 because it's too goofy in my opinion fallout 1 is perfect because it is a perfect what [ __ ] happening here fall fall at 1 is the [ __ ] perfect dystopian post-apocalyptic game in my opinion I love it the soundtrack is great just everything about that game is just so good and then fallout 2 came along and made everything like a pop culture their friends holy hundred dogs what the [ __ ] oh thanks for helping a guess but Wow doggy bye-bye doggy don't bite me [ __ ] the one of these guys - okay oh I'll take this slug bleeding burn I'll take slugging you sell it I guess I'm a little over comer now but should be fine would I be afraid of a 30-foot dinosaur yeah but you wouldn't all no long chat they probably want to [ __ ] it right yeah that brontosaurus looks mighty attractive yeah whoo yeah I crawl inside that dinosaurs ass yeah make me into an egg daddy yeah whoo you guys needs [ __ ] Jesus all right [Music] he deemed high so crystal the blooded hey so crystal Santa Maria where is the crystal okay when I was a kid I liked to crawl into Bowser's anus Joel she's got me there buddy damn it alright anyway let's let's try to get the moon drop now I'm gonna need a lot of guys from you chat I don't know where this this thing drops oh boy here we [ __ ] go yes hello go right here from along the wall like here wah wah hey you're my friend so yeah you know what I like duty they don't try to murder me and that that's my criteria for being a friend in this game so oh damn MVP damn is it [ __ ] murder right now guys I have an STD I have a sexually transmitted dinosaur that if it was purple actually I see a little bit better with this okay uh am I going along this way to find it I hope so kill my friend is a great unique gun I don't kill my friends okay Thanos mission you get you guys need to talk you guys you guys need Issac restored some come here yo I'm drunk and you should go to bed okay don't you how about you drink some water let me guess I got a [ __ ] off right there alright one two shoenice aw dammit hey what's happening here thank you check under the tunnel okay Danis activated what is that what what it wraps dots oh my god nuclear rats okay so now where where do we go double q Hill Jewpacabra check in here wait here what we're free man died piggy see see okay it's not mean I only sponsored midnight okay who's a cute red who's a cute red sweet my big midnight it's 5:00 a.m. okay those came from New York you know I love that that wrapped in the in the New York subway system eating a pizza it's the funniest thing I've ever seen and nobody moves the corpses in this Putin was this flash not that that video is fake the video was staged how do you staged a video of rap eating a pizza either it was all CGI dude I'm glad you guys are Pizza rat experts I'm glad you guys put your grade school education to use trained rats the rat was paid ah yeah I'm just a dog okay you are paid in pizza the pizza was rigged oh yeah but someone was asking how close we were to like the next and most flood we're like like ridiculously close I think we're lucky 11 or something so if you have any ideas or how you want new thing to look sent send it and send it in now boys because once we hit that slaughter moat you got like it subscribe for the UM a space bit okay mean space it's a cat yelling in the distance Oh doggy Oh dog oh it's a nice dog - donkey OS everything purple because uh we're feeling funky dog I think my neighbor has a really loud dog cuz whenever I go outside to like you know [ __ ] off for my partner for a while whenever I open my door every time it doesn't matter how late it is I would probably do it right now but you know pet the dog go no no I know a place I want to I want to have I want to have my hands okay he just hates me what would you what would you hate me dog okay well Mamma Mia get the dog whistle I think I know what that dog hates me because I keep doing this pig calls suey and like that that that tone is like grating talk to a dog and I have kind of thin walls here so that's me stretching by the enemy stretching okay this will take some well now because we have so much ammo let's entertain ourselves now stocked as a game where you gotta like to save your own conserve your ammo it's very important you have all this ammo letting you know but what does it mean five minutes - two - two - your neighbors have complained about your noises actually they don't they actually ask me hey like we never hear from you I'm serious like the neighborhood neighbor like upstairs he said like it's like it I I've always wondered these still live but you still like live no I didn't say it like I was like do you still like stay in that apartment I'm like yeah do you still ft it's just blood yes mister man good I mean I didn't good for you yes how would you like me to eat you I mean he eat with you didn't dinner yes okay okay Joel do your neighbors know you're a dank streamer no my neighbors do not know that I'm a dank streamer in fact the mote the day I start fighting myself that I play video games and I tell boob video being Luca that's that's the moment where I really need to like [ __ ] off to like a mountain monastery just like live with some monks for a while Joe why are you walking in circles cuz we need to go down here find the the thing now because I was waiting until midnight in the game okay Oh tired boy okay time to find the the moon pair set it that right there no okay if this you're by the by the way guys by the way free man he said it and that's what a sparkler though going on Ali that's another flash sparkler flash okay it was one near the entrance okay stop being so tired you like walked past a couple okay tired boy oh hang on I see it let's get everything okay good and here they are you know [Music] that it nope what is that allowed that's pretty activity okay where to see where does it go actually you know what all this stuff please oh I can't do it good I feel great a little hungry by the way all right quick loaded damn it okay uh stalker experts they keep telling me go in here and find the anomalies where's the Moon Moon peril drop hmm underneath perhaps you already have it where snore bones says I already have it the moonlight spawns in the bush with it what there would mean there flash [Music] slug oh they didn't know okay so I guess it doesn't spawn in here I don't know why people said that but it they're rare response you got unlucky well hey look how pretty this guy is how can I be unlucky when it's this pretty outside try outside the train tracks oh okay okay I'm a little hungry wait though it's just wait a minute I think I see something more flash on all right mmm it's random chance okay set it is that it is that it baby set it that's it now was it okay can I shoot my way guys have a really dumb idea now okay that what we're gonna do Paul this and just get flash I don't have one flash this time how we then I'll grab it [ __ ] but what there it is moonlight its case of the activity like it seems that such a wonderful it was created when the tortoise is a thermal but not some white expensive artifact awesome and then we get mica and and I was fortunate no no god no so now what infinite running oh my god guys [ __ ] yes holy [ __ ] mmm [ __ ] amazing dude I called me the flash now oh my god we're gonna we're gonna like speedrun this game now that those no problem for me because I'm gonna just run past everything under something wasn't there a video about this earlier here we go [Music] you say a jam [Music] bye-bye bye-bye [Music] [Music] this is the soup cup yet [Music] I said come in fellas part of the song all this [ __ ] oh my god this is gonna be awesome I can just outrun and everything now it's awesome holy [ __ ] I submit he [ __ ] alright well tell work itself laughs for now give me more stuff thank you and I need some bread this time and like salami please sue on You Kim I love running this fast it's like changing the whole feel of the game honestly wait that's it I can never lose this anomaly wait why am I tired now wait what oh I see I can only run if I'm underneath a little bit okay fine I'll eat the sausage okay now that I've eaten the sausage nothing will stop me oh yes so if I'm if I'm not over encumbered and I and I always have this artifact on I can I can always run this is infinite run now there's no limit is it holy [ __ ] this is the best [ __ ] thing ever I love it it's so good baaaaa dunt dunt dunt dunt dunt the bond of Dunham push it to the limit don't forget to talk to don't forget about to talk to guide sidequest please okay skin's gonna go real fast now guys oh it's gonna jump over him he's done all day we're gonna stop not yet they'll do Irene already know I'm gonna do that at like the end of the stream so alright pawnshop training scene please have you ever heard Kirby but it sounds like Russia I love that in fact you know what hang on Russian Kirby we need to listen to this real quick of my favorite videos if you change the key and so it becomes this hang on [Music] can't stop me now and this version Kirby doesn't suck his enemies he sue cuss them [Music] publish it I'm going so fat I can no stop running it's awesome hey fellas brain scourge it pulls and even think about heading north ah and more about it [Music] one don't old meal all right yes yes hey fellas what's poppin hey guys check this out [Music] this wasn't fun it's all run away go home bye they kind of got spooked a corpse that's nasty whoa what's more I'm gonna say oh man hey dude you're just in time what are you finding out we're defending awesome moaning with George the next wave is almost did believe it about we start our last sniper at knocked off can you help we'll pay back after the fight yeah do I have to I have to right what's this then what I'll be right back give me a like 30 seconds so yep oh man I gotta stretch anyway anyway be right back more games gonna write up something go anywhere oh okay here we go okay I'm back you all right so we got it we got a do a job for this guy right there we go yet I don't it was like he he wants me to do this I clean as a whistle that's I thought it should be I hope to talk you in the morning oh you don't work too often for what I might think you'd run off and I would mean you know what so keep that in mind now assume your position assume the position our question you know and you know Fisto and fallout 3 he's like a fist robot right now that's the whole like joke whatever but he it's cut like razor blades forearms new Vegas okay yeah but why I mean he doesn't even have like dildos or whatever he's it's got blades sharp knives I assume the position maybe I don't know what but true pleasure is so people want oh I see well whoa mamma mia' what the [ __ ] I'm not sure what you guys are doing but we're we firing at it haha so we'll put the [ __ ] nuclear explosion holy [ __ ] now by helping this guy I hope I'm not like picking a side am i because I want to be as neutral as possible on this Oh God who else sit aside the boss No my police when I get the grenade launcher for this thing by the way I'm doing like all the [ __ ] work ass you sure God good light that's what I look like in front of enemies too so they always see me whatever is it Russia Jule yeah sure why not you know I want my entire life to turn into a dashcam video and when you watch one dashcam video you just can never go back and watch this one you know you've always walked like Fievel oh boy yelling would you kill me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me oh hey you're shooting me well there might they're my buddies any time it would be awesome if you could die so I could get threw out neat sir every time I play this the load of quick saves are like different some like parallel universes something jammed okay I like how the Texas underneath the scope by the way it's almost like the scope effect is just a visual sort of like overlay on the screen it doesn't actually it's not actually the scope you see again but that would be just me you know what I was mulling this this cope assume it will be awesome but nope nah not at all right no hey calm down all right it's full all the time what the [ __ ] how is he seeing me for this boss man explosion stalker doesn't [ __ ] around their ginormous there we go hey thank [ __ ] golf I got all that ammo ha you okay mr. tactical over here blam bang bang BAM okay I mean I do judge that though why it's Russia purple yeah cuz I have the this quote-unquote night vision on quote unquote tell it I fire so much does the muscle flash is actually in the way now let me see what's going off cuz there's just so much [ __ ] in the way was it yep okay [ __ ] goggles but you know where's he spit up man I must have killed a hundred dudes to have any grenades on me as I have to ask you guys for the meme experts you know I don't really quote me in cycle to make me into teams but uh what is the town's car you said a fortnight me Mauritius whatever I really feel more out of touch everyday it's a truck dude yeah okay this just a car that looks like Thanos okay and had a vague idea how crap it was but it's a funny truck picture okay - follow me I'm getting really tired of these guys oh I know this guy who died hey friends can you share me your first aid kit can you take my first aid kit he like that okay it's this going any good should I get it - yes okay step it drop this one it's bad okay I think I [ __ ] see what I'm doing with this rifle you know somebody said they had NATO guns or whatever I don't know what that means holy [ __ ] die it's anybody else dead damn there's a lot of people died help dude there go [ __ ] up a little tap dance over there oh my god and here's this clown well I'm gonna get him okay [ __ ] I'm stuck so these guys are monolith oh it's more or less a faction I'm not I don't fully get it they are why can't I get along with them [ __ ] man they're [ __ ] guns hurt it's gonna be like a guy left here how about you help me [ __ ] like that ya see the a K has a special ability to fire super fast because this is a special weapon but it's also kind of a detrimental thing because like I can't see what the [ __ ] I'm doing there's so much muscle flashing the way we've all had like a flash out of this would have been awesome it is good staying right here Hank wait a minute what y'all see that climbed it holy [ __ ] diet okay okay hey what and do it smarter let's do a little sneaky sneaky sneaky perky what you see Oh wah wah wah whoa okay I'm out of ammo now that's one guy on the floor thank you this was a intense battle holy [ __ ] that all of them get them all there's one guy left whoa ah I hate it when you stand there like point blank is fire at each other nothing happens so stupid how the [ __ ] wasn't the armor it's like made out of like titanium holy [ __ ] though I do feel no tangle like that fine we do headshots headshot headshot to nothing else there we go it's actually went a little bit better all right monolith like that grenade they have the best armor in the game or really can I can you get mono leaf armor in this game yet no [ __ ] look at that god damn what the [ __ ] happened here huh kind of overly oh don't worry dude don't worry do that help you come on I'll help you look lookie look just for you just for you wait hang on just for you friend gonna get it out of here it's here okay I wanted to do this there we go I will I will give him the explosive punished whoa okay am I think he's dead yeah maybe why we had a salami on now that that's cooked now all right - Oh beauty where we see oh oh that that guys if he's there take the gun yeah yeah okay but guys my quest very opposed that's him isn't that him Qwest does not matter well my reward no well I did all that for nothing yeah that should not happen what but he's dead it's move on so I guess I got this as sort of compensation for it but dammit alright fine and drop this one unload and drop okay Joe the reward was the friends and foes who made along oh shut up shut up oh boy oh it's getting a little more dangerous now huh mama yeah this place looks inviting and nice hey this gun it's all actually kind of right cassadee ation loves holy [ __ ] that's a better idea you know what this strategy is called run like there's no tomorrow sukkah blackton oh thanks buddy what they tone uh let's fly away but he said the old Joestar technique to watch out for that guy but wrong wait [ __ ] it's still thing I want to do the other quest all this [ __ ] holy [ __ ] okay gotta go first Oh God Oh does he have a sniper rifle is that it has it's radiation okay just get this just go just go man don't [ __ ] stop okay just change the act request that probably should but it's funny that the game is just telling me actively don't do this just don't please my worst man I feel I'm not supposed to be here yet even though the game is like telling me yeah do it anyway dude bye-bye guess I don't think I can't survive this put place okay I don't think I can Oh what happened oh why do that quick load get this early aah Howie watch out for arch policy that's world-record pace oh my god guys but could you mad at me doing this part without moonlight [ __ ] holy [ __ ] [ __ ] the rocket launchers will fully [ __ ] it really is starting to rush in Sonic oh my god this is the best artifact ever [ __ ] suka be at I ate that rocket launch in my [ __ ] oh my god I'm scared now hey at least I don't say like I do in doom where I'm like [ __ ] you know y'all thinks it can outrun anything Lulu well what am i doing right now jackass what what what am i doing now I'm carrying this family home huh look I ran past all of that actually I want change guns reaction time of like sloth okay nice good aim activated so where does the spawn this time according to the quicksave hey what he doesn't die okay weaponers Jam oh thank god okay woof okay let's change the active quest here this won't reach the antenna all right what a [ __ ] ignition this is well these artifacts what the hell is all this whoa whoa whoa chill out Oh Lord you over playing Donkey Kong who is Thank You King nice aim dude holy [ __ ] [ __ ] still standing though god damn or how the [ __ ] am I still running it's amazing oh damn that's my priceless [ __ ] yes cold man don't stop keep on [ __ ] going sunscreen is the game so bad that Yeol is just rushing right now no I just like there's a hundred thousand dudes you know like capped that's is that a bloodsucker as well no [ __ ] Costa this place is a [ __ ] nightmare this place is fun if it's not fun why is there like psycho psycho bloodsuckers going on around there inside my mind dude alright psycho mantis always at the brain scorcher whatever is it it's dad what it's costing all this you know I'd really love some like a more something whoa holy [ __ ] so you like to play Castlevania oh my god I think I'm gonna do not survive this what I go this way critical sigh missions well I have my little uh my thing my thing yawn I'm fine alright game over what Nani [Music] okay radiation oh boy so how do I actually get into this this grandpa water is this the antenna by the way but I'm like drunk [Music] oh my [ __ ] god so we gotta find the interest in control bunker huh it's not on my map or is it just like a random thing I gotta find it and this is around me a lot of like black mesa source I know if you remember my Harker Friday attempt that one time but uh but when I did that there was like a hundred million thousand soldiers that like all hit scan me immediately you know and it kinda is reminding me a little bit of that gotta go no no that's not it go Gangnam well no no my current quest is not that guy this is this is what I'm doing you reach the antenna oh good okay but I think I see it is it no this is not it oh good okay how how do you do this part you like what the [ __ ] is happening it's on my map you mean that's actually where I gotta go on the map that's not the game is being like vaguely being like that go here dude yeah but that's like outside this area you know oh this this just behind the Train oh okay I liked it low hum of this place so you want me all this this is too much dude you know you know what we're near a train track but this is more like a train wreck if you know what I mean got them this guy's not even do anything do they so this is the right way this right here that can't be right you steal something please just follow the train tracks like here Oh God my mind this is the way in [ __ ] get on please deactivate the machine oh boy oh boy that's some hardcore [ __ ] at the moment - but why are you making this harder on purpose okay well I'm gonna ask you what what would you do differently holy [ __ ] shoot the enemies maybe shut the [ __ ] up well okay okay maybe turn in difficulty that that's fine that that's not to do with it it's just the holy [ __ ] I should have had a million that gets on me when I went and did this armors got a little [ __ ] up too I can't rush to there oh god this is nasty it's almost like the enemies dropped medkits alright let's see if your Theory's right lubed up revenant let's see if your Theory's right [ __ ] okay nice Matt gets dude ah God this [ __ ] place dude what are these med kits you get talking about like I seriously don't see them on these corpses what am I doing wrong [ __ ] I this is like impossible like holy [ __ ] to the oldest going to the face of the all streamers who play this game gold through where they get upset because they can't play stalker like other games I'm not upset I'm just saying it like you what the [ __ ] you know it's fine though I'll survive through this it's so [ __ ] hard - there we go Oh God [ __ ] me dude 12-gauge to the face all right there we go finally oh my god help help help help help we're doing progress slowly please health please health Oh anti-rattle k alright Ryan boys Oh a bandage one bandage okay then I guess it's even worse inside huh the worst locked up okay oh boy yoohoo locker with a million dudes all right kind of scary you know look one there yes that's when the enemies pop up okay we're here no I need a code for this out please be some at medkits aside boys okay hello old friend no no no no kitty cat no go away hey bye-bye okay okay dota nananananananananananana you you you you take it easy now okay you just take it cool and you go to bloodsucker school no no listen he's just excited to play okay this he does oh [ __ ] yes he doesn't mean anything bad you know he just is just full of energy you know it had an energy poop you know go here I gotta go down maybe I'm a little lost I gotta be honest is the door I was locked yes okay hmm maybe at some point stream fallout 1 & 2 oh yeah well definitely definitely hail sathan bull fence on this piece of [ __ ] okay CRT baby we can't go through here though how nice would it be if this this place only offers one thing and that's just a bloodsucker and nothing else and that he's got a leg the [ __ ] out of this situation yoo-hoo nothing here I'm going well kind of scary in here because there's nobody healer yeah I know what the game is gonna do though last and it's a hundred tactical Supermarine strop down blood okay we [ __ ] you guys come from obvious you know you triggered the the cutscene let's see if you can get on top by here huh I don't think so dude right he's fine it's just a little kitty cat he's just you know it's just he just want to play he just wants to play don't worry about it nope you know I was saying like one bloodsucker but I'll take I'll take all these bloodsuckers over a hundred Marines though like that that that's too much this dope it's fine it's fine he's about to give you the good sake I don't want the good suck I want to get out of here this is it Luigi [Music] oh [ __ ] I'm about to do it son maybe I gotta get up here maybe that's not a noise I like you Oh baby is it I need finally okay now now get the [ __ ] out of here huh mmm oh I feel a little woozy blah [Applause] hmm what do you want is here stalker come sneak into the sarcophagus I'll be like in Chernobyl like the IRA sarcophagus no no no dude dude no no the intrusion oh no oh no no no no no oh boy that's a little a little far north okay so now what Oh a lot of enemies right now whoa boy did I ever get a code four barkeep to do this I don't think I did [ __ ] [ __ ] I know 69 69 420 leet like I don't work dammit - oh boy let's see if I can get through this mission objective escape oh God I caught have enough ammo on me Oh Lord [Music] okay here we go oh god Joe please go to guide change the task for him that you're super super duper important okay meet died talk to guide wait a minute how close is worth that from where I am oh hey do it go do their rookie village oh boy okay important to get a decent ending this game has the like bad the good endings so so why is it that I got to talk to this random [ __ ] in in the in the first part of the game just to like get an ending what no good it has a lot of ending since I'm not like in 11 innings most are bad if we tell you it'll be spoilers ah okay you know I probably have a look more Emma with this no arguments ba ba ba ba ba that's a bit of a nightmare someone tell them to use a pistol instead of the shotgun guys somebody tell somebody tell the streamer to do that someone tell them no guess I'm gonna get on that test okay oh boy like us back here we want wave boy boy pistol is actually super good is it better than my shotgun ah what I'll [ __ ] alright ty what that was better it is if I sneak here instead and do it right not this differently for headshot yes are gotcha damn damn till it takes a [ __ ] like shitload to kill but all right there we go the 6n is totally to locked away if you don't speak to guide the quest okay it's kind of hard to see in the dark doesn't do that I wonder if I can see one that now tell me what look the third to do this right now it's obvious straight for seven hours and seven hours of stalker and Link to the Past and I think that's a pretty good pretty good [ __ ] tonight you know I like how that destroying levels but yeah there you go sneaking into the sarcophagus it's the last quest in the game I watched you long stream tonight boys launch stream tonight but II there you go ooh this game is never getting played again of course it is but you know it's hard pork but that doesn't mean I'm not gonna challenge myself to do it but uh yeah a little tired here at the end say I hope you all enjoyed stalker it's definitely a challenge here at the end of the game you wish I believe it is but uh yeah man oof oof I feel like Swiss cheese right now with all these bullets inside me you know woo what a long stream ah Joel place down under Dan all right Swedish cheese how long when did I start when did I start tweeting it that I was streaming uh I tweeted Oh mom wha holy shit-fuck looking damn seven teams all right well good [ __ ] hope y'all enjoyed I'm gonna be right back to show the orc so don't go anywhere all right let's take it something work tonight from let's see here her cool art there we go hey joel is drawing something original I taught you that you would like the star so I've changed it into a fan art for you hope you like it love you screams Wes I appreciate that thank you so much pretty badass I love that sketchy style you know black and white always looks so good together you know but very nice pretty nice I like it as they say I'm Arctic Arctic here's a Borg shrew there's a bunch of like mushrooms on it got the moving in the background bit of forest thing I love the the moss growing out of the ice and stuff like that's like disgusting mossy moss that's wonderful thank you so much very cool stuff damn badass come iris be here's the Joel I'm so sorry Joel help me Jesus hey Joel I I drew you know I drew you in a really big hat where you keep all your depressive thoughts anyway I want to thank you so much for all your work you are the nicest a funny streamer by far with Vinnie and the vine crew I don't know if you're gonna like this draw but I tried I hope you're doing well a lot from Italy well I love it like it's great seriously of course yeah it's great I really like it I really really like it nice art style I like the previous piece of that as well but I'm glad you like mine veining and and the rest of their crew streams it's always it's always nice when people you know check in with our stuff and you know like it so you know yeah thank you so much I really like your Chelle thank you so much once again badass from from new Z here's a B or B with the without we menu I believe what is this no it's just that we you know okay so I never really had a wheeze I want to know what the main menu like splash looks like is it that we you we sports its Wii Sports okay gotcha gotcha but that looks badass actually my sauce too I like this seamless is the gif and there's like my B or B it's also seamless you want to think it's just like a animation I think it's a randomly generated but it's not but you just want a similar cuz it's just a perfect loop so we sports but very cool effect bad ass definitely be using this for something hey when I wonder I do wonder that doesn't look too shabby that does not look too shabby pretty bad aspect well we'll see what we can do with it but once again tight bad acid from extra bullet - here's a little vogue shroom dancing around wonder if I can like incorporate this art into this one I'm gonna make you guys cross over with your work to take this out OOP whoa look at that amazing oh very cool thank you so much very nice from Panda instinct I know OOP panel in stick as I said I Greta sue Joel Joel us a gret sicko I had this idea way before Joel gets mean everyday become a thing just now I managed to actually do it love the strings and the memes keep it up greetings from Brazil please come to Brazil I like that very cool yeah I've yet to check out a gret Zuko but you know it's a might be cool might be cool even though it's not really my form of metal music but you know it's more the idea that might be funny but yeah for sure man oh and I am beat that for this dream but an asset like that style from lugnut 7-9 insert that don't poop in the sidewalk song from link to the stinking I have my favorite what's it what's the controller say super Sneyd also Joel keeps saying my name wrong oh you want me to pronounce it as a little note oh look not oh yes I love this disturbing like warm even rawness of like this he's beautiful he's great though and I like him a lot like the style about the effect very nice and from Dragon chronicler here is vine joel technical difficulties i don't gonna use this one particularly but we're gonna figure out what to do but yeah we'll probably get the newest autumn out next stream i don't know again i don't want people to like sub to me really like III don't ever encourage that but I'm only saying it more so out of like the slaughter moat it's happening soon and I figured you know for the people that already have subbed you know here's some ideas on what the next is thought it could be you know that's that's only why I mention it but I do appreciate everybody supporting the channel and checking in but I always say this the viewership is enough you should never feel inclined to give me any sort of money or whatever I always just appreciate the viewership and that that's it you know but if you choose to support me with with with money and all that then I appreciate that too but it should never be necessary man like you know III don't really stream for money or whatever I stream to talk [ __ ] but you guys at like 4 a.m. in the morning and play stalker and get angry but no but regardless I really appreciate the support you guys give me and you know if you choose to sub and all that then I appreciate that too but you should never feel inclined really but yeah but we need to collect the funds for a CDI no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no but yeah that's a string for tonight very long stream and yeah hope you all enjoyed its long stream as I said I'm pretty tired at the moment ice cream ice cream too early and now I end kind of late where I usually start the stream so you know seven tins all right well I'm gonna I'm gonna go to bed now it's been a very long stream as I said and I'm gonna I'm gonna have some rice before I go to bed because hey he's thought of eating rice and that seems like a great idea seven rib tip dinners alright anyway Joel tip of the day yes did you know did you know that uh that uh what if no uh did you know yeah oh my god I can't even talk that that's a select the I am at the moment Joel tip of the day is if you're traveling if you're traveling overseas and you know you're gonna be on Iran walking and stuff like that always get insoles for your shoes I cannot stress this enough your feet will be destroyed you will be walking four times the amount you'll be walking in and where you live at the moment so if you're overseas traveling always get insoles made especially if you want to go to Japan because you're gonna be the law or [ __ ] walking and it's gonna hurt so in sauce is important it makes you not have blisters on your feet cost you will walk a lot so you know yes and that's about it monsters calm touch the TV / teams vying sauce balances at Twitter all that and yeah who is live at the moment nobody's live only me I'm the last streamer in the world did you know I see you live otherwise Yahoo [ __ ] simpleflips is live we're gonna check out simple flips tonight anyway I'll see y'all soon simple flips incoming and give them a bump for me peace out - blew it

Channel: Vargskelethor Uncut: Full Joel Streams

Views: 31,405

Rating: 4.8458714 out of 5

Keywords: vinesauce, joel, full, stream, unedited, playthrough, part, vargskelethor, stalker, shadow of chernobyl, cyka, blyat, lab, strelok, bloodsucker, glitch, bar, barkeep, moonlight, gordon, freeman, russian, easter egg, s.t.a.l.k.e.r

Id: 0yUkayjXLHs

Length: 182min 59sec (10979 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 27 2018