[Vinesauce] Joel - Wish Dumpster Diving ( Part 3 )

all right we're gonna do some more wish uh well oh well it has been quite the series so far exploring the the absolute trash uh that is on wish but i wanna as i usually say wish is not all that bad sometimes you find stuff that isn't crap and i bought stuff from which before you know it's it's fine it just so happens that uh you know when it's uh anything that's electronic or anything that's of of more than like ten dollars it's usually crap so uh you know but that's kind of like any flea market you know it's it's crap and uh hey look at this this is you know uh you use toilet paper barely used to so uh buy condoms from wish i dare you i'll do it on one condition that if i if i have a little son you'll be the father it'll be like that mari poet show you know you are not the father you know and i'll do like a dance you know i'd be like well i blame wish you balloon party all right well anyway regardless we're gonna check out wish as you know and uh as usual with this it's gonna be a whole heap load of crap however this time i'm gonna put a little bit of background music in the streams because i asked before on the previous stream uh should we get a little bit of like a video game stuff or whatever and i think we should so without further ado uh we're gonna start start this and uh let's let's i don't have a playlist i might create a playlist just for wish but i think i have the perfect perfect song just for this little location that we call wish and a one a two all right well uh we are back in the exotic world wish hi big i put big big hulk hogan as my name i didn't realize it wasn't like a complete word but hi big it's time for a shopping spree get wild no thank you all right well let's see what's on which today let's see what's on which today well so far so good no no [ __ ] and balls so far but uh what what the hell is this okay i gotta switch i gotta switch this out so it's american money because right now it's it's svea des gold is this pokemon it's pokemon new kids toy cards flash carte trading card shiny toy ex dx mega uh right [Laughter] uh get em select size i'm gonna buy 200 fake pokemon cards all right let's let's see what we got here 20 packs also i'm a little worried that they're also extremely hello what is it hollow you know something about it just says this ain't this ain't it chief guaranteed guaranteed charizard let's see the reviews perfect wonderful job and shop it was like christmas and birthday and don't forget wonderful cards on it my son loves it thank you moose attack from sweden says it was really good and i didn't expect that it was really good cards usman from ireland says kids are happy and high key from germany says schnelly and then uh [Music] yeah it's pretty much uh did said i don't like this monika call okay let me just tell you something right now uh is it uk or america where this is like it means [ __ ] because in sweden funny it's like a is in the uk because i know plenty of people whose name is funny funny no not funny but funny funny in sweden it means ass in the uk okay anyway we're gonna we're gonna switch over to american currency and we're also gonna do the first word of tonight i think so let me just go in here and set my preferences so we'll we'll have uh this is done right [Music] settings account settings all right country what if i change the country to like mexico what happens then united states there we go i can have all my currency in in zimbabwe dollars if i want to perhaps not too all right anyway we are back now we are back and uh here we go ladies and gentlemen so before we start let's let's look for a little bit more of this and see what we got to v-bucks all right hey we got phones immediately and again i haven't clicked on anything yet so so far now that i clicked on pokemon cards it's saying hey idiot [Music] uh a lot of them pokemans what the [ __ ] is this oh yes do you want to [ __ ] [Laughter] uh okay super quick very good [Music] the body is penny says the body is too big and the legs too short okay muy benito all right what else we got here that decker oh got a giant uh weed weed shirt that's great okay we got some some fake pokemon plushies too all right you got you gotta you gotta get a thumbs up on your product that just means hey this is good well uh fast charge um what's this medic sponge eraser clean mella mean multi-function foam clean but does it clean blood let's find out uh they worked very good with order again sponsors were not that big not long lasting came early she see a doctor about that uh nice item wife loves it i'd love to see the bad reviews uh five millimeter dick again that's a personal problem and you see a doctor about it uh disappointed with the product smaller and thinner than previous ones dick jokes tonight funny funny pianist.com and hansjorn in funny norwegian [Music] uh these are about as thick as an ink pen and slightly larger than the credit card but darla that's that's how some people roll it okay listen enough of sponges we wait you can buy bitcoin on wish wait wait a minute what gold bitcoin commemorative round collector's coin bit wait what wait wait no this is this is like literal coin this is not coin this is not bitcoin this is coin no what this is what are you talking about is this a chocolate coin chocolate [Music] but why why why the what my son was delighted thank you wish i love my bitcoin i need to see someone saying like hey this is not a real bitcoin okay nist okay okay i wish you can also see english reviews but a lot of swedes disagree with this one i received a silver one when i ordered a good one oh i now how soon until we get to the point where i say vert the ferc what [Music] oh yeah this means receive i know that's a little bit funny i just realized fick is receiving in swedish uh okay well nobody's saying like hey wait a minute this is not a real bitcoin i guess they all kind of know what's going on or i guess i i don't know okay hey we got mario figurines well super mario brothers luridimar yoshi's action princess okay so far mario isn't like missing his head he's got his mustache and everything so huh this this might be real until you actually get them that is let's see what they got to say about it perfect christmas present for my grandson nice little figure did not get the rest of the characters just got mario okay very disappointed okay yeah i i i can't read italian but i expect some italian guy to just be completely offended be like like mario is a stereotype and we do not talk like this [ __ ] off vafanculla you know terrible delivery item was crushed are you telling me that my poor luigi my boy was crushed [Laughter] [Music] he has been crushed okay uh we haven't even found a keyword yet that i want to look up but uh but uh all right is that a illuminati coin all right oh sh look at that [ __ ] blade high quality chef knife chinese kitchen knives cut meat fish humans super sharp blade rosewood damn that's looks pretty damn nice whack right into the neck okay well look at these you got some bootleg shirts that's fine okay oh yeah yeah yeah so so so far what i've clicked on now wish thinks that i'm into uh you know pokemon cards and uh you know now that um now that i have selected nintendo products immediately goes into hey little boy would you like a dog kitty and also you know i do drugs smoke weed every day hey what's this wait i've seen this uh wait wait one review what the hell happened here no reviews found what exciting large what is this i think i've seen but no i'm thinking about the lego lego mario thing review it tick tock we saw a lot of among us church last time we did this but uh whoa is that a fleshlight now i don't want to click on this but i do want to say this why sonic looking at me with contempt as i'm using the like the vacuum cleaner [Music] maybe it's like a sonic flashlight uh also by the way i don't wanna click on obviously but it's saying 800 sucks per minute do you see it do you see that okay let's see if i can zoom in on real quick hey suck for minutes [Laughter] that's at their measurement of speed boys yeah you know this car is fast but how many sucks does it have i see you're a man of class this car goes so fast 10 million suck per second click on it you coward okay fine i will i will but i'll be no i shouldn't have clicked on it because now it'll be nothing but funny stuff okay god damn it i'm not to make a new i wish i could because i clicked on this now not to be nothing but dicks and ass and dicks you know okay do you want us do you want to see what this thing looks like i mean we're too deep deep now anyway i mean there's nothing about this that like shows any sexual imagery you see you know i mean it is it is you know a vacuum cleaner for your dick but okay fine i'll show it i'll show it i mean there's nothing like overtly sexual going on you know like you'll see more nudity and sexual content from like walking past the victoria's secret shop so you know deal with it but i'll show you real quick what it says okay six kinds female sexual moan modes five auto suck modes 800 suck me hands free 165 degree rotation [Laughter] six kinds female sexual moan modes five autosuck modes 800 suck okay what is it why is it rotate smart sensing real human interaction that's creepy why is it like hooked up to like some server it's like what real human interaction what watch your hands i don't know okay it takes only five minutes to heat up to 42 degrees five minutes to heat up to 42 degrees um scalding hot are you talking celsius of fahrenheit guys how much is a 42 degrees in fahrenheit to celsius hot pp it's really cold it's cold as [ __ ] [Laughter] no no it's it's not for your dick this is for chilling out your ice cream oh god okay yeah let's see let's see more this this product okay vibration change okay suck frequency [Laughter] yeah you just talk about i suck frequency [Music] air exhaust yeah this thing flies [Music] when you shoot your note it flies off like a bullet right into the [ __ ] ceiling [Music] i i thought i thought this i thought this was like an mp3 player thing you can just stick your your your uh well you're going to be sticking some things into this thing but i was thinking like bluetooth com comparability right and you're you're [ __ ] it to metallic or something you know master master uh you're playing dragon force with your dick dude i just invented a whole new genre guitar hero come hero make sure you hit all the notes you're playing bad holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] oh my dude next time we listen to the fire and flames imagine this thing just reviews works thanks alan [Laughter] great thanks peter do we dare click on what the hell allen has bought in the past let's let's check out alan's [Music] okay uh we have a problem allen has one wish list and it's called improvement and he's also from sweden [Music] i think this is like i think this is secret cousin tim allen of home improvement except instead of fixing up his house he's [ __ ] okay check out allen helen check out allen's flashlight reviews he is top dog and he uh he knows what's up probably now that i clicked on that i might get some funny recommendations and i oh no okay i'm so glad we're gonna have to make a new account i'm so [ __ ] glad because the first thing i see now is more stuff you know what i mean these things are giant look at this you want to see how [ __ ] big this thing is this thing is is cataclysmic like look at this look at this how [ __ ] big is this wait a minute waterproof outdoor high five oh it's a speaker just ate the flesh well i don't know you know they always invent new technology i [ __ ] i don't know i don't know i mean it looked like it's like you got buttons on it you played like a saxophone okay this is only 50 cent though by the way how the hell [Music] [Laughter] volume lighting okay suspend guys this this this is [ __ ] features check check the shipping color well i definitely want one in in in red let's see what people have to say about it wait it does say flashlight no it says flashlight [ __ ] okay okay i i got i got whatever okay i gotta get my sock volume down you know um came early and working good see see what i mean and you guys said haha joel it's not sexual well um [Laughter] whoever reviewed it [Laughter] uh um all great awesome sound is great i love this product uh tom says wish would get a little louder not much louder than my poof okay [Music] all right listen we have to make a new account because i did see something that was a little you know like this was this was a you know i thought it was just it didn't have a bottom one of these had a bottom on it and that is no no bueno okay no don't like that okay because i'ma tell you something i am literally looking at penis cream right now i found penis cream penis penis growth cream enhanced sexual ability crazy big penis and not big enough try this and that's a bunch of dicks on screen show it i'll show it but i'll crop it to [ __ ] i'm trying to not show the peen [Music] the big dick corner is this my penis man bird that will help you increase the denial size i think that might be a butternut squash [Music] guys i love how this man is having an existential crisis ever not helping him is this my penis is this my penile size okay butter nut okay now that i clicked on this twice we definitely have to clear our search history and make a new account because uh this is not gonna think i am like really into buying you know a boot cream and like you know all that stuff so i'm gonna make a new one making a new account too by the way let me know if the if the the uh the music gets really grating after a while because we're not gonna be listening to this over and over and over and over again okay all right here's what we're gonna do we're gonna have a search word we're gonna have a search word it's already annoying yeah change it okay let's see here spaghetti [Music] sweden poop a little more quiet please okay yeah uh metallica let's start from metallica let's see if we can find anything good here metallica all right metallica let's see see if i get any results on this how about i get like a metallic a fleshlight the way this was metallica's uh first album before they switched to kill em all and it's literally metal up your ass and it's just a hand going up some dudes but with a sword he [ __ ] left the paint this is meant to be their first album uh this is true story uh i'm not kidding okay all right let's see what we got here okay that's just funny as [ __ ] i start from metallica i get mega death yeah okay oops [Music] right um so far so good i guess wait what the hell yeah a little off uh close enough buddy yeah uh well then again james hetfield in 91 did sing stone cold crazy live but i don't think that's enough of a connection there uh all right well anyway moving on awesome by the way we need to switch to currency i just noticed give me a second funny money funny money all right going back to wish now all right here we go yeah shut up okay thank thank you let's see what else we got here another search for metallica i'm getting certain products and whatever but uh wait what the hell ah yes you know you have to be a weird [ __ ] if you're getting like brass knuckles swords and a fleshlight together you know check out the reviews soon uh love it exactly what i was looking for works extremely well better spring action than i thought would buy again this is lightweight and perfect for a small bag better than most it's plastic [Music] okay okay made a plastic [Music] dab says i never got this item okay sheeply made mostly plastic okay adam broke the first time the blade came out at the end won't retract back in the tip it just hangs out well that's another sexual problem all right thank you michelle metallica by the way but uh not quite but i what i've you you couldn't get banned for a dildo you know what i mean so it's fine technically but you know a [Laughter] [Music] last stream [Laughter] okay uh dear lord anyway moving on moving on here am i still in in in the funny zone here we have to i have to check what does that look like in post-it okay i found out it's not that bad it's not that bad it's it's a it's a plastic pipi which is not bad and this music is condescending enough that i don't approve i don't approve okay i do not approve well anyway uh uh dear god okay anyway moving on now that now that we've moved on from the the wish advertisements of the that let's move on i go from one thing to uh electrical self-defense okay we have more of these uh brass knuckle things right right [Music] um they look like kitty cats and i mean you know i mean okay what else we have a stun gun oh i'm into the weapon market now so it has gone from it has gone from i should just like check what's on here before i even click on anything no no okay i i found a guitar and a [ __ ] ring uh i might have to like scroll carefully at this point because uh yeah i don't want that showing up on stream uh [Music] nope they're advertising flashlights still uh and that's funny i never sought that out the earth advertising to me but uh yup there it is holy god damn it's nothing but sex toys always at this point it's nothing but sex toys and you know what i got to say to that [ __ ] off they know i made a new account too to be like no i don't want that that that's amazing that is just amazing isn't it oops all dildos [Music] all right we're gonna have to find a new item here because we're not escaping that we are not escaping that oh wait a minute what the [ __ ] professional electric guitar with guitar bag and accessories for beginner for 50 cents um these are good guitars but there's no brand on it it's a jackson but uh i don't think this is real guys okay well let's see what people have to say about it loved it and came pretty fast the best we'll buy more thank you it was almost perfect except the few cracks on it but i reckon they they're a result of accidents due to the weather what it was almost perfect except a few cracks on it but i reckon they're a result of accidents due to the weather i still love it okay professional is a lie i'm returning it i have been fairly well satisfied with most of my orders but not with this one the setup is really poor i would like my moony back here kenneth you clearly just don't know value okay yeah it arrived damaged still three stars though okay you know i wish i could see a review that's like one star and it says i don't know how to play guitar this this little badass is officially the best 75 cents i have ever spent in my life thanks wish i don't normally say this about members of the evil empire but you guys are all right in my book and thank you to manufacturers who put together a beautiful guitar what star wars music no no no don't be condescending please okay well uh very nice lightweight beautiful finish great guitar for the money i might buy another gift from my father he hasn't played yet if you're really buying guitar for your damn father just give him something that doesn't is isn't 50 cents like you know you know when he buys a very nice gift for somebody and they're like how much was this and you go like don't worry about it you know you don't want to say that here you can just be like it was 50 cents it's a piece of [ __ ] because i think you're worth that sorry you know three guitar strings are broke in the box okay would not hold a tune yeah no [ __ ] 50 [ __ ] senses uh why can't i get why can't why i can't get to a live person to talk about my concern i think you guys need to reevaluate the way things is done here uber used to do that until they realize it's nonsense for not providing live support to customers not even an email you guys give access to send to you it's frustrated frustrated and unfair i think what he's trying to say is can i talk to somebody please because this thing sucks uh absolutely unplayable well jay you should become a video game reviewer uh broken neck and body one tune and bridge is too high the action it looks pretty lightweight sounds terrible but with upgrades would be a cool guitar with upgrades it's not a [ __ ] pc what are you talking about switching out what never received this merchandise was delivered broken and damaged plugged it in for the first time and it's nothing but static coming out of the speaker check the amp with a different guitar and it's fine pretty bummed out it doesn't work you did not receive the item it went a completely different address so far away from my house this is crazy the second time this has happened to me i requested a refund my address is clearly marked in black and white how the hell do you get a different address at the other end of the state what the [ __ ] people have okay sean and then ronald says it was damaged i think maybe ronald got sean's guitar uh it was damaged hey that was really weird i wonder what just happened anyway uh resuming let's see here uh did not receive this item it was damage all right well you know what that brings me to a question we should just google or wish we should look for guitar and see what we get does it feel metallic and guitar kind of go hand in hand all right here we go hmm well so far so far a drone for 50 cents check which setting for for safer work really oh you can do that all right anyway back to this let's look for guitars here uh so here we go alright so so far what we got here is we got a 50 cent guitar we got a 130 this is kind of expensive actually look at this eight color burning fire practice beginner electric guitar set with bag amp um does it not have a brand on it that nope it does not it's it's clear um i wonder if this place badly let's see very nice great fast delivery amp does not work very poor quality amp is very cheap and knobs do not work but again that's another sexual problem isn't it itar does not hold tuning for more than a few strum tone knobs and whammy bar and guitar do not work kim so why is this bowser music playing sounds absolutely terrible from blah i mean i don't know what i expected from buying all the guitar all the guitar on wish but it doesn't even stay in tune now i've had that issue with a lot of decent guitars but not like this i can literally tune this thing play half a song put the guitar down to drink my beer and i have to return it all over again completely dissatisfied blowout it didn't work at all the guitar was not in good shape it was scratch and it's not a quality guitar never got it amplifier doesn't work i heard a blue guitar picture here and received the sunburst called a different than ordered well ronald i was going to say uh with ronald was that the guy from before he said something about like my guitar was damaged cheap i don't know if it was that cheap it's like you know 100 bucks maybe one of these days i'll get an actual guitar from wish and be like how does it actually sound here's here's a spoiler terrible all right maybe i should like do a block thing so like i will see beforehand in case it gets funny down there you know all right let's see here uh um what is this guitar acoustic guitar for beginner guitar sets early educational guitar multifunction this a ukulele what is this [Laughter] what are you playing [ __ ] death metal okay hmm now i wonder is there a guitar saying like i can't play no okay so for so far nothing like that uh oh look at that look at that we have some guitar tuners and stuff like that too a lot of pigs too uh we have a fishing rod set i'm like oh what kind of fishing guys guys do you see do you see do you see i'm sorry brain damage okay yo what is this pocket guitar portable and flexible practice at any time and anywhere [Music] oh my god what is this this looks amazing what the hell is this the sign highlights easy to carry scale practice at any time and anywhere do not make a sound but what well then it's not good do not make a sound do not interfere with others to not interfere with others take 10 to 15 minutes a day to practice and you will find your changing [Music] what is that a threat [Music] you will find you're changing okay uh their voices oh no you know what i did witness instructions and i find like man.jpg testimonials their voices i love them i want to learn guitar i want to practice chords in any place pocket guitar is wonderful for me this seems to be a simple practice tool that can always practice chords while watching tv while reviewing the teacher's content it is a good practice tool mainly for left hand it is small light and convenient to put in pocket and bag i bought from my roommate he was practicing guitar at night when i was playing dota [Laughter] relevant okay that sound that sound sounds really comfortable but not quiet yo you don't play dora it's uncomfortable now i can enjoy my dog [ __ ] dota what the [ __ ] oh that's incredible that's incredible okay let's see the reviews it's not very nice reviewed let's see here uh does not work absolute rubbish okay not spend money on this item absolute niche uh really a [ __ ] yeah nick don't say that really a [ __ ] not possible to accord it not possible to have a son and when you try to set it the plastic part is breaking really good but but product fi final result should go directly to the dustin what what are you saying man who's dustin you have been banished to the dustin really a [ __ ] [Music] [Laughter] dustin makes me feel good dustin timberlake oh really a [ __ ] thank you four tiny frets if that is how one is supposed to hold the trainer as china or wish or whatever is decided that we no longer need any instruction and that is on the buyer to hopefully find the owner and their service manual for the product okay why why are you complaining about four tiny frets if that is how is one supposed to hold the trainer as china or wish what what are you saying man pretty much the biggest waste of money i ever did the thing is a piece of junk and ended up in the trash within the first hour i got it whatever nice that product was made out of wood one turn and the e string snapped bad sound absolutely terrible it won't tune it sounds awful not what i expected not to no no tool to tune it so i don't make sound it does but in the fret it's what strum it very disappointed totally unplayable trish from uh from ireland says useless really not worth the money very disappointed uh terrible terrible terrible doesn't work at all uh it was a piece of sheet it was a piece of sheep more plastic not worth it no instructions come with it so the point when i realized it was a practice so to be able to call us to work in chord positions uh all right well so this one isn't very nice but uh all right provide the loose not worth the money i would not buy it again i purchased eight items at october i was about to pick order at leely's luxuries galore store to which i physically could not find in in my town i asked for a total refund of 63 instead the wish store still stated reimbursement but turn around and charge me 107 without my permission and i didn't order any items no longer a customer look what they are scamming people cassandura what a waste of money this is totally not a guitar anyway you might as well get a shoebox and put strings on it alan shouldn't you be reviewing flashlights on a vault that i used had to delete i mean what okay you know i could probably just do this i can just whoop there we go that means i can like monitor what's below okay what else what do we have here uh oh we gotta find something good here we have we have bops we have fantastical bops you know if there's one thing what the hell is this plastic classic chord body guitar learning system teaching and exercise what the hell is it what what what the what is this ominous music kid yo you want to play super nintendo on the guitar we got you it's not a cable what is this what what what chord is that hang on this doesn't make any god damn sense it's like a sequel what is this it doesn't make sense what just just learn the guitar properly please what is this well don't make shortcuts learn it properly okay that's that's interesting i guess like if you press one you get an instant chord but i guarantee you this the strings is gonna chafe and it's just gonna be terrible man is is it just me or is this like bionicle eyes anybody else see this uh alien okay looks a little weird all right somebody said look up there's a blue what the hell is this no guitar trainer for beginner finger expansion you don't need this okay just just what before and after no number two hand stretcher okay product applies to saxophone ukulele electric guitar piano guitar even bass basketball why not like cooking or like tennis you know stretchable best tool to help you train your basic skill okay i have a better idea how about you learn it properly you dumb [ __ ] stop this this looks like hand prison now i will be the best tickler in town nobody will know that i am the tickler [Laughter] it works good okay i bought it for someone who else has used it okay who says okay i promise i'm trying to play with on i probably just need to wear more it seems really big i'll keep trying oh carrie carrie's so enthusiastic but still said [ __ ] this okay i thought it was flexible but it's stiff and rigid okay uh not what i expected wanna refund uh did not pick up the item uh no me gusto uh okay all right we got chloe saying this is a piece this is this is peace or useless if you if you got a small hand within this case was the reason why i bought it but this doesn't even reach over first knuckle on my little finger cows my fingers are long enough that i think is a very important massage forgot forgotten to notice so waste of money for small handed people just saying chloe i you make scandinavians out to be fools it's cool thanks frank is that our frank god inside lord yes okay well what else do we have here kevin jeremy carlos i don't like okay too stiff wrong size okay well my my my fingers don't fit it is a hard plastic doughy well cassandra speaks twitter my fingers don't fit it's hard plastic though okay what about finna drip fingers don't cloud yeezys hard plastic fina dough drip dab it to be like that okay well uh moving on we're gonna do a new word here everybody new we're done with the guitars for now skeleton excellent excellent idea excellent idea oh guys we have a based alert these are actually really good oh oh this is great check this out we got a hand and all that this is pretty good and then you get down and you find this skeleton spider okay now how soon until we find the bone throne i hope they don't interpret bone as something else it'd be a shame i always have to delete that vault if that was the case okay banned banned banned banned banned i'm just kidding okay [Laughter] this reminds me of the extra slab feed me feed me that's great man that's fantastic kid that is fantastic okay i wonder if i can get a whole human skeleton no no no no halloween there's a website you can find actual human bones if you want it it's called like not the bone pit there's some there's some website for it and you can actually find like skeletal remains of people and you can buy them legally they also have like it's primarily for animal bones but the problem it's not a black market thing it's like you know uh don't forg i don't know what it's called but um i was just curious like can you buy snake bones you sure can but the problem is like you can buy human bones of somebody except you don't know them so just like it's like going to a thrift store and buying a wedding photo of somebody that you don't know and then you put it up on the [ __ ] wall it's like why it's like who is that on the wall i said some guy died and then that that music comes along that that's that's that's [ __ ] okay well let's let's continue here let's continue here super mario all stars yes [Music] all right back to this this music with the juxtaposition of here's a here's a skeleton no no what is morbid well right it's [Laughter] a tiny really tiny skeleton what really small all right what the hell okay that that's that's just amazing man that is just amazing would you like a bone fist okay we need to find the bone throne all right we have to find the bone throne i feel we're about to maybe see it what the hell my house has been invaded by skeletons that's that's great yeah they're [ __ ] they're everywhere they're [ __ ] everywhere this skeleton skeleton invasion okay i'm not sure what they're advertising here but uh okay whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa okay i thought this lady had like a bone bikini on or something i'm like what okay this is not you know what if honestly i gotta i gotta be super honest with you guys i kind of want this just on the wall for nine dollars i mean it's it's not bad bad get it no no no no no but i mean why the hell not it it's it's it's yeah get it now no no no no i'm fine with that i'm fine with that uh what what what hey [ __ ] you reviews great service jill says adorable i love my new little friend i might have to get one of these tiny skeletons okay that's amazing that is amazing okay so far the skeleton stuff has been pretty pretty amazing i gotta say here [Music] no faults with this no fault with this at all man okay listen that is what i'm talking about when you're taking a [ __ ] you want your personal skeleton butler butler to uh be like here my lord i have your your boot cushions please enjoy the vipe your paper sir i want like a one star reason like he came alive and punched me so if you have any negative rules i bought this one because my arm broke we would never do that again i bought this one because the arm broke of the former oh okay i thought he said he broke my arm okay uh he brought he's violent violent as [ __ ] okay um what else do we have here uh we certainly have a lot we certainly have a lot here and uh while we while we yeah so far so good on this one so far so good uh wait a minute is that a jack skellington crack pipe all right [Music] hmm i'm sorry i'm sorry okay um what else do we have here so so far so good all right here's what i'm gonna do here's what i'm gonna do let's let's go skeleton chair [Music] skeleton chair let's see if we get the thing [Music] not quiet not quiet i got a bunch of bdsm wear though uh but i got something incredible uh i did get this [Music] what is this it's it's a skeleton smashing a a mailbox with a guitar on fire 84 dollars that's a little steep don't you think yeah uh buy it no oh it's pretty big though you know but 84 dollars man that's too much okay oh god got beanbags you know that's pretty oh we got obvious music it'd be a real shame if a dildo appeared on stream with this music playing it wouldn't have to leave another vaude would be okay to my wife our home ain't no castle or life ain't no fairy tale but still you are my queen forever i love you love your grumpy old husband get out of my house get out of my house okay oh we got a luigi luigi uh bathroom mat too it's pretty good yeah we can't find skeleton chairs but we can sure find a lot of this and that go as far as you can why is it written and come okay this is pretty good what is is this the share zone to my hospital i didn't marry you so i could be with you i married you because i love you yeah we're bones we're dead i don't know if it's romantic being like hey i'm a rotten carcass now to my husband stop it stop it i don't want to be dead i'm gonna you know that's pretty pretty good what is to my wife stop it stop it stop it okay a little day of the dead stuff here which i like yeah are we gonna find a new word new word here we go search to my wife no because that's just a bunch of stuff simpsons let's see what simpson gives us okay well we got we got grinch what in god's name oh man homer please you ever want to stick your your toes in homer's wet mouth we got you um 8 000 sucks per minute yup that's uh [Music] why great deal [Music] then a negative review of crap cheap product total illegal knockoff and way too small but eric just because you have like under the giant feet don't ostracize the rest of us okay all right what else do we have here that's that's amazing surprisingly no uh no like homer the simpson weed oh no what in god's name is happening um [Music] you want homer on acid we got you what the hell bruce willis that's not bruce willis who that's that's what die hard i i know this is this is what this reminds me a little bit of the uh brian may queen thing hmm i don't know bruce b lisa okay let's see what else we got here on so far it's trying to be legitimate products but uh some of them are a little questionable i guess [Music] this is definitely this is very bootleg because uh as you can see it's like so i thought the signature thing was like on it too we forgot the watermark well who knows maybe you'll get it and it'll be like that too [Music] okay this reminds me there was an episode of the simpsons i mean it's like season 49 where uh the simpsons go to sweden and judas priest is playing and the character says javi loves the death metals javi loves the judas priest death metal said good job and i thought it was there was a joke like oh we're so we don't be as writers don't know that judas priest isn't death metal but uh yeah that's not sweden tell that to the writers there he is someone grew up listening to freddie mercury the coolest i think i should show this one in part two brian why would you advertise this shirt man you like made the band with the man you know all right what else do we have doof that's [ __ ] that's [ __ ] that's [ __ ] okay um if you wear this shirt in public and you somehow get pushed down into like a construction site machine it's like yeah no um what else we have oh that yeah that's what else do we have okay push any key okay we got more like drug drug shirts oh that's pretty pretty good what's this coca-cola hey did you know that coca-cola zero has a new flavor now the it's like they say new flavor and it's i tried it the other day and it's exactly the same thing they rebranded it they re-brand i mean i don't drink coca-cola but we're only pepsi on this this stream but oh my god this is straight up real bootleg bar shirts i know about these things these things are for real off-brand shirts that were sold in the like early 90s when the samsung's like on season one you know in fact i'm gonna switch over so we can google this bootleg bart bootleg bart there's a whole culture about this i'm dead serious you have to see this [ __ ] it's crazy all right here we go what the hell is this grateful dude all right grateful dead mcbart i don't know about that gi bart what's this what's up man hey it's radical dude okay what else do we have here uh we saw that one earlier but uh [Music] [Laughter] what the [ __ ] [Laughter] is the review something there's no [ __ ] that's fantastic that's fantastic okay what else do we have here this is this is amazing that's another crack else one bite please okay music that's a warp sound actually okay don't know what this is a reference to but all right uh ominous music here there's no gi bart what else do we have here this air bart anything else uh i mean they're pretty much the same at this point they they go around russia [Music] hey corello you still watching i got a great christmas present for you buddy russia okay buy it okay what else do we have here uh how about a russia shirt is it this is is this a tupac bart um a two bart all right what's this support your local street cats okay listen uh if this wasn't wish i'd buy this on a goddamn heartbeat okay because the the game we're playing after this is literally like this game i'm serious okay chilean homies with the homies what is that middle who is that with the s symbol yes yes i love this [ __ ] but who is this like stinkbart [Music] okay i think he might be uh doped up i'm not sure but the cool s is in it okay crack kills anything else okay um strong suction oh okay oh dear god i i was really oh thank god deutsche bullet okay okay new words new words i don't think marcianito exists on wish oh my god [ __ ] kind of marcianito clothes i mean yes i guess the space emitter is a marcenito because it's a martian you know holy [ __ ] real okay well there's not more more than that but uh okay new one that was a super quick one it doesn't really exist marcianito but uh yes i found i found something on beef [Music] um that's that's beef that's beef okay uh i'm not sure what i'm looking at here sounding rods no i don't think it's for that i think this is for what is this bilstein this doesn't say me anything it's for cars it's for cars okay okay it's like a shock absorber i think [Music] is it bear i'd like to [ __ ] no no it's babushka it's babushka no no no different okay well this is turning into quite the stream okay well uh now we have beefs they have a lot of beefs uh there's a there's a lot of beefs there's a beef there there's a bill there there's a bill over there and there's a beef in my truck okay uh [Music] new word [Music] hello bills liver liver uh okay here we go liver christopher's original formulas dietary is that is that uh uh vincent price [Music] okay store in a cool cool dry place um i i would not buy any sort of pills from wish but all right dr seabee shut up lippy you're fine well i don't know okay that is not the same person that is not the same person okay now the tattoos line up but why was he so sad before it's like he lost his height so sad he went from sad into shock like what the okay well interesting huh shut up liver you're doing fine yes the man the man yes yes you can yes you can yes you can completely different man yes you can look at that that's wait what you gotta believe you're gonna have to really convince me about this you gotta believe but that's not the same person no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no it wasn't you got to believe a parappa the the rapper song i don't know i think this might not be real i don't know you have to convince me a little bit more you have to convince me a little bit more buddy okay listen i gotta be honest guy on the left is way more [ __ ] powerful and the guy on the right like this this man was downgraded you know this man this man could crush anything this this is like peak zangief you know if i was going to hang out with somebody i'd be hanging out with this guy because you know you just know that if anybody talks [ __ ] to you then this man would just stare at whoever is talking [ __ ] to you and he'll just like reduced him down to an atom like like his his stare and gaze alone could reduce a man into dust you know boost okay well there we go hot sale chinese medicine parasite blast [Laughter] okay okay we got more of these we got more of these we got fishing lure now why why is the music so scary all of a sudden because it's all bad okay wait wait wait liver liverpool [Laughter] i was like what does that have to do with football i'm like oh yeah the football player okay okay okay all right new words new words new words new words santa that's a little too early for christmas but sure let's see we get from looking at santa here whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa hang on what was what what in god's name vaughn deleted no okay that's actually fine there's no actual nudity on that one okay [Music] [Laughter] this one was actually fine this one is actually based as [ __ ] it's santa claus with his hat on his you know any seal of gamers [Laughter] santa okay that's amazing that is amazing okay i hope i don't get more more more [ __ ] christmases come hat santa claus is coming tonight okay let's see what else we got too uh christmas pendant okay what this is like regular whoa whoa whoa why did you give santa such a ginormous badonkadonk dude that's like a that's a it's a damn thick santa wait wait wait hang on wait i'm in it twerking santa oh no [Music] what what are you saying what are you saying man i don't like how this music came in tall funny so funny okay uh i don't speak german that well hurt me probably means uh i came too quickly [Music] all right let's see what else we got here [Music] uh it sure it sure is something it sure is something yes yes dude i've ranted about these things before these 3d 3d animals that are holographically projected this [ __ ] i get no it's just a piece of plastic that you stick in and there's a shitty light underneath it no no no no yeah you can see this is what it looks like it's just this this is the 3d this is the 3d you stick that underneath the light and that's 3d it doesn't rotate it doesn't do anything it's just oh god uh every stream every stream okay who are these people what oh oh i thought you just bought these pictures of people is this duck dynasty fan looks like he's in pain [Music] get this [ __ ] off me help me this looks photoshopped man laughing at this what the hell okay berlin ball now i know what you're all thinking don't okay some things don't go there okay uh you know what's so awesome with this you can like double this up and be like you know in the summertime or in the winter time i'm santa in the summertime oh i'm just gandalf i'm just gandalf you know that is the sexiest santa ever damn got some pretty eyes there santa [Laughter] okay let's let's see let's see if any bad ones beard not finished did you finish in the beard okay well what the [ __ ] what is this hiding [Music] disappeared okay no i i'm scared okay well uh oh oh oh this this is a good one this is this is a great one from wish this is fine i don't know about that uh i have an idea i have a i have a [ __ ] idea what if we because a lot of these things are creepy unintentionally what if i seek out what is creepy let's search for creepy [Music] well well i sure got what i asked for okay well ladies and gentlemen uh children ah yes clown clown uh all right ronald no this music yes now you see chris i went on wish.com i just had to delete 15 different vods to get where i am today umbrella corporation now funded by wish finally a world without you and your incessant uh human milk now i will lactate a new generation of power that will lactate the future okay uh furniture furniture king is pretty happy with it all right well uh why is it try for creepy i'm fine okay it's like the same blood effect we had in the san andreas stuff okay oh my god there's a karaoke wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute a karaoke system for 50 cent guys i think we have a whole new cornflakes mic buy it well i need to see what i'm doing for what is this in wait a minute the headphones here could go to the this microphone and this is radio which means i could like be standing on the streets yelling outside the house [Laughter] new streamer set up any uh any any bad reviews on this [Music] video angry angry norwegian and it's the funniest thing ever like there is goofy okay uh spider okay no he keeps appearing stop it stop it i hate i hear the music it's a lining to it too i can't escape the cage to review [ __ ] nope we all love the cage [ __ ] i want to take my face off finish off okay yeah what else do we have here [Music] we got cloon oh helsing look at that go to hell go to hell [Laughter] okay nice yo this is uh oh dude you look uh you need like a you need like a cab home it doesn't look too good but why not who is this man okay um no not now music so joining knoxville [Music] okay these are [ __ ] these are [ __ ] man is that jay bowman that's right jay oh god are the eyes don't align at all okay you know what i should do i should i should do a face cam and i'd be like hey guys and it's just this and i'm like stop pointing out i look old stop it this is why i don't do face cam a snake high simulation snake simulation i'm sorry let me in i'm a fairy dude you believe in fairies don't you okay what else do we have here what else do we have here we have oh horse mask oh there's that mask here okay yeah i just got an idea because these are like slipknot masks [Music] what if we search for slip knots it's kind of now that i seek out the creepy stuff i wish it's like it's more served than you think it you know that is that is strange and unusual no no no no no no no no okay which which do you want to party with yimbo peanut or peepee it's only three left i think these are the only ones in the world peanut looks [ __ ] he's got like some real anus eyes you know i mean okay oh god this image is so cursed it's so cursed nintendo presents step into a world in the summer blockbuster of the year anima crossing welcome welcome home starring danny devito as isabelle all right well what else do we have here we got a little brain a little funny brain all right new words damn damn okay here we go we got some damn okay i'll give a damn damn ah okay what else do we have [Music] ah looking at my wife i think damn she's a lucky woman this is even like more hilarious if you're like newly divorced i hit my wife [Music] okay well beard washing beard oil damn good coffee brewed here [Music] i'm just so perplexed by all this i don't give a damn damn fine cup of coffee yoga every damn day [Music] okay damn damn damn the damned immortal okay uh there's a lot of these strange shirts to like what is this is that family guy [Music] brian the fat man lois brian the fat man okay yeah [Music] how about we search for family guy let's search for family guy family guy oh we got quality i hope i get i hope i get like an inspirational oh no oh no oh no no no like someone passed egg in the baggie so it can ruin school be a doobie [Music] you know you know that scooby-doo movie that came out in 2000 the movie starts with them like it's it's implied that they're smoking weed because they're the mystery machine is filled with smoke and it's barbecue smoke but it's meant to be like you know i saw that movie in theaters uh i think it was the first cynical emotion i felt in that movie because there's a scene in that movie i told the story before but there's a scene in that [ __ ] movie where uh i noticed i am not like other people i'm like i because everybody was laughing when scuba do had a funny hat on him walking in the in the plane and everybody was laughing in the [ __ ] movie theater and i was like why are you laughing why are you laughing because i wasn't laughing you know everybody else was [ __ ] laughing and scooby doo was on screen and he couldn't stop [ __ ] laughing it was not that funny god damn it all right that movie made me [ __ ] into the [ __ ] i am today it wasn't [ __ ] funny [Music] brian the fat man all right oh yeah we have some more music coming here we can listen to some some mario jazz okay [Music] i'm the favorite um killer okay that that why why see this is good i just wish it was like a crack rock or if it was like [Laughter] you know i i better i'm gonna wait so i'm just improving the shirt a little bit [Laughter] please arrest me please arrest me okay uh happiness is being uh a people [Music] oh we got we got share so now [Music] sure not everybody was kung fu fighting [Music] now that's highly improbable okay not everybody i'm sorry i can't hear you or my awesome beard i wish the model here didn't have a mere beard [Music] okay so that's that's share zone two words one finger it's implying like middle finger like [ __ ] off but this sounds more like you know you know what i mean it's like it can either be [ __ ] off or like hey my name is santa claus i'm coming to town i'm dr but you know what i also thought two words one finger i'm like is that is it like dated humor here but i'm like you know if this was like year 2006 that would have been a new funny video to react to two words one finger okay yeah i do it for the tacos i love these boomer shirts this guy needs a beer oh i love this these ones okay cookie let's get trashed okay this this one i kind of like this one it has a little bit of hipsterism to it though but don't mind it this guy is going to be a daddy put on put on a on a turtle or something all right now i know what you're saying hey let's search for condoms because i feel this guy is going to be a daddy and buying condoms together is like culprit it work [Music] okay don't be a dumbass make me laugh oh come on come on don't do that to me okay i'll be a dumbass okay are we still on family guy by the way no way no way i want this shirt oh it's so terrible oh no oh my god yes okay reviews please okay it's off off-center too this is fantastic oh god oh dear lord man also i just got this i just got this t-shirt i i saw it before i'm like i don't get what this is all about but then i'm like and i finally got what the joke was it's like zero dog given i have a [ __ ] idea i have an absolutely [ __ ] idea no no okay i was going to search for that minecraft stinky geek shirt of minecraft and family guy together one of the worst things ever but uh nope not quiet okay if you wear this if you wear this how how ironic are you family guy another freaking mobile gamer fantastic yeah all right new word new word everybody new word new words tell me why so yeah tommy tommy tommy why so don't worry so there's only two things really did i spell tommy my soul's name right now is that tommy tell me what why does how you spell it right is it what ciao with with io so it's like we saw a you okay here we go there we go oh [ __ ] sake oh oh hi santa okay that's that's pretty good that's pretty good dude this is like freeform jazz app what the hell is this ted what taste taste [Laughter] cropping okay i know it says wasted but they it's like this red bubble ai algorithm arc stealing that they're doing it's not going right so it's just like a wasted oh this is fantastic um oh what's this yo wait a minute 50 cents for eight gigabyte large memory 2000 free games 4.3 inch large screen for 50 cents okay i might actually have to get this this is crazy you my playstation you what you my psp handle console palm hd theater 3d arcade game video camera massive game what what massive game video output hd camera connect the computer 3d acceleration body feet body feeling the horn [Music] what i feel it [Laughter] what are you saying ebooks long time standby well holy [ __ ] man okay tv out okay so we got support car record game camera photo picture alien film tv mp3 oh this is this is stinky kung fu panda oh [ __ ] it's composite it's [ __ ] composite uh which means this is gonna have the quality of wow this is okay um guys i might propose something insane here i do it [Music] all right can can you guys take a screenshot for this just just for like so i don't i'll remember which one it is i'll do it for 50 cents i mean what the hell i'll do it so i just so i can leave a review to be like you know i need to see the actual reviews before i do this so it's like they sent me rocks okay games are so slow and the way the games are loaded are hard to find not worth holy [ __ ] uh uh i'm not gonna begin to start screaming in spanish so but uh uh jesus is pissed excuse me jesus jesus is [ __ ] angry [Laughter] okay how about this uh let's not quite buy this thing yet if i see another bootleg because this thing this looks really bad i get it but i want to have one that has shittier [ __ ] reviews where like this doesn't work at all okay oh hi mar that that's a really sensual tommy isn't tommy why i saw like a marketing genius like oogie oh i see i see it's the flower shop scene but [Music] hi dog he's a marketing genius because like he turned something bad and embarrassing to like you know he just goes around and you know sells his movie over and over again to these midnight screenings this airport though he he'll probably do that until the end of time like he'll probably be like uh 100 years old tommy and be like oh hi everybody time to watch movie huh you know honestly that'll make it even more better what the what the why [Music] waterproof and breathable danny can't breathe oh no what happened to he's folded in half he can't danny has been folded help him paul and allergy made this work cool winter outdoor smoggy weather uh okay oh hi mark merry christmas [Music] all right here's what we're gonna do new words new words siren head smart oh you bet you bet okay let's also switch the soundtrack because it's getting a little too jassy for me i mean i i like this but uh but uh just chill out a little bit okay okay there we go okay so here's siren head uh we got a taster gun you know things go to die when they get like marketed to a mass market as because the guy who made siren head specifically did not want this he's like this my thing is not a slender copy like i don't want it to turn into that too bad you know how he specifically said do not turn my creation into slender it's like they heard that and said no i think we'll do whatever we want buddy he's ours now [Music] that's uh that's stink town wait a minute [Music] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh my god yeah there's a lot of siren head stuff in here but uh cartoon cat versus siren head what is this well i don't know exactly what it is but i tell you what translucent shoes well these aren't translucent actually these are clone i just thought how [ __ ] disgusting that would be here's some sneakers that are see-through [Music] you ever seen those like uh toe shoes they make my teeth hurt man jesus christ okay tons of sirenet stuff but what is this close your ears or following your fierce silence what gloss your ass or fellowy you're flirt damn that's that's that's good england out of the sea here is just bad but yeah yeah just a horrible font okay well yeah there's a lot of siren it but i want to say siren it took off the way slender did i mean like but uh yeah i played some siren had games last year and they were like okay but uh yeah it's it's uh it sure is something is he dabbing okay all right i think that's about that for that oh we've entered into the the negative swan we've entered into unknown territory boys we are into we are into uh the unknown the void oh [ __ ] all right we're gonna have to find a new words we're too deep all right how about gta it's always [ __ ] on gta oh oh well we have 19 dollar premium playstation 4 edition i have grand rick auto face mask all right uh interesting we have grand theft auto dragon ball z dta t-shirt drag on the oh drag go oh oh [ __ ] okay hold on 399 dollars [ __ ] the [ __ ] meta as hell this is 400 what are you talking about what that a bootleg twitch shirt that is let's see the reviews i have to see the reviews great hoodie i i have to like chime in and be like you guys uh uh anybody okay no nobody's saying hey wait a minute and what the hell guys you know i'm beginning to think a lot of wish sales quote unquote when they're doing this it's always like hey guys we're on a discount and it's like really it's like bots that steal logos and say like oh yeah absolutely yeah we are oh we have a deal going we have a permanent discount now that would never do that right twitch twitch personalized gaming streaming hoodie pullover hoodie sweatshirt or outdoor sports sports you think we do sports on twitch well clearly they don't know their market okay vice city wasted [Music] guys [Music] let's see here uh what else do we have here that could be oh another one of these another one of these that's amazing it's a gta thing you wouldn't understand what shooting somebody no it's like the video game okay excuse me dragon ball gt revelations it's a poster for 46 i thought it was like a dvd collection did everybody like hate gt i'm not that like hardcore dude dragon ball but i like gt people hated because it was like no on canon or uh dt sucks yeah but but but didn't you have a mustache in it it's so bad yes yeah he did did how could you say it's bad all right anyway you know yeah i looked at this and i think you know what i thought the spray was i thought it was lipton iced tea for some reason i'm like why ah i gotta get me some some of that iced tea baby ah some of that good old southern iced tea you know what i mean lipton baby spray drink is that viagra oh i think it might be oh can you show a boner pill can you show up i'm not clicking on that because the moment i because if i click on that it's going to get real funny okay yeah what else do we have here straight out of vice city wasted okay this is like almost based the problem is it it's it's [ __ ] with me because it's just it's like a cartoon hoodie okay no my brain wait wait what no no no damn it design your own mission what's happening oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] okay for just a brief second i had to like scroll real quick because i thought crash band could held this like crash bandicoot dick like just squint your eyes squint your eyes real tight look at this image and be like oh no crash it wow okay squint your eyes on this one now it looks like he's got a ginormous gargantuar clocks for of a like a penis sensor bar crash snow or giant titties okay um gta pills yeah let me just take uh oh you [ __ ] off okay is this is this ironic no no no no no no no no no no no no ah that is player one what kind of extreme crack cocaine are you smoking 519 dollars dude no no no no no you go to ebay right now oh if you goddamn it no the wrong game uh i love the beta screenshots i love the beta screenshots these are the screenshots i saw when this game was gonna come out i'm like wow look at this and they look different in the real game you know because this this this this uh uzi is from vice city but oh my god where is this being sent from that cost 519. what's the shop called korea some right okay let's let's see their store wait a minute hsc vive pro vr headset wait a minute wait a minute i thought that was the v i'm like vr headset for like 112 that's pretty good but no it's just a bunch of shitty decals 412 for stickers damn dude that's it okay well oh oh hell guys guys guys guys okay you know the uh the 11 year old that's still in me is screaming doing cartwheels right now i wanted one of these so bad when beyblade was like popular in the year 2003 and i was like [ __ ] i want that because i don't want to keep using like your mom's you know soup lids to do this but 490 dollars i think that's a little stupid that is so expensive man let it rip what's this gundam oh it's oh okay you know there's a swedish gundam um and it's it's it's a giant viking ship and there's one gundam from holland that's just a giant windmill uh look it up okay that might be a viogra that's why maybe you need the ogre uh what if you can get like cigarettes off with [ __ ] you think so no right frying pan for 96 that's that's too much man that's way too much hey what's this high definition vintage home martial arts game advanced mame okay they acknowledge the fact they're using emulators single player two player four player for 400 [ __ ] dollars get out of here man i love i love images of familyfun.jpg and it's always like grandma or whatever sitting and playing video games when have you ever played like a video game with more than like three people that are very much into the same games you are having the whole people do it i don't know also the fact that these people are dead okay so we got pleasant one cps one cps2 gaming color neo geo pc or fc sorry famicom i thought it was the pc8 mega drive jane but game advance okay well they do acknowledge the fact that that is like you know shitty emulators but uh it is uh but what do you mean didn't say jane boy i didn't say jane boy stop it [Music] you said it no i didn't say jane boy i didn't say jane boyer no no this is not this is not turning into some [ __ ] now oh guys okay well new words new word [Music] cigarette we got him there's cigarette stuff on here kind of [Music] kind of what is this herbal tea smoked black tea fine cigarette to quit smoking when you're smoking tea ah gotta get that lip tone you know what i mean that sounds terrible beyond belief [Music] what the i only smoke tea these days select size yeah i only smoke giant ones [Music] smoke tea every day burst beads is that the right terminology because that sounds like something that shouldn't be on here um [Music] well what what is this one pack of fine herbal tea smoke cigarette nicotine free [Music] i don't don't get what this is pt okay frutti random packet chrysanthemum tea um see this is one of those things where golden bud i feel if you're gonna replace your addiction or if you're gonna quit an addiction you're pretty much replacing it with this other [ __ ] this is gonna be so bad because this is only available in china imagine this okay i no longer smoke cigarettes i now only smoke chinese tea and i have to like be addicted to buying things from wish constantly like i need my tea and you see this review soon uh tastes quite nice very good product to help with smoking packet quite nice i ordered different flavors recommend delivery quite quick consider the distance it was good smooth smoke burned quick they smell and taste like regular cigarettes okay um it's packaged too tight to even smoke it never came am i supposed to be in a combined well that's a problem you should check with your doctor uh who i gave it to didn't like it okay small doesn't smoke good taste bad pack too tight can't smoke these sticks and no blueberry flavor guys that is a great that is a great review anything at all you say like no blueberry flavor no blueberry tastes awful i gave them to homeless guy that's always hitting me up for some here really likes them i gave them to homeless guy so is it hurting me up what what jen that's that's awful that's awful you're poisoning people in corner i'm poisoning dudes okay like this ominous music with this okay wait wait what what okay listen if you're smoking a cigarette surely you can like i mean what's the point do you still like using your finger like go back to playing you want to be like yeah i can't hold my cigarette what what what is the point what was that i i i see that's that's a joint by the way so i guess i guess uh you know if you gotta get that weed but you cannot let go or your chivos you know you're hitting that kill streak on your cow of duties you know you're playing that mad and you're getting those like casino roulette points or whatever then you know you gotta keep up you know this this is amazing this is fan this is this is the stupidest product ever use your hands your your given hands on this earth try using them you know what this looks like it looks like some james bond thing but like james bond takes out a cigarette or something smokes it and goes and it shoots out a little dart that like poisons the villain it doesn't look like an actual thing like james bong am i right uh all right wait what funny double fire lighter funny refillable butane gas lighter funny death uh so it's a light it looks like a gun it goes down real well i'm sure [Music] no oh god what's the point i don't get it i mean if you're gonna smoke just do it may not have to [ __ ] put a bunch of like kellogg's cornflake toys on your hands but you're gonna burn yourself you're gonna burn yourself look look it doesn't make any sense because when you're smoking you want to avoid the ash falling down you're gonna burn your [ __ ] hand when you're driving and go pee pee pee oh [ __ ] smash the [ __ ] tree or something what does it make any sense it's kind of like fall into the this why very cheaply made which is fine because the price is right but it doesn't actually snoop the cigarette or whatever else anyone would use it for it's a little silly it's a silly little silicone useless device but yeah but you bought it kristin and then if that was like 800 bucks but usb lighter windproof led arc lighter flameless electronic rainbow flames what lightning pulls fearless wind ignite freely in harsh enviro environments such as plateaus and strong winds guys i'm going to be stealing the wind plasma gamer light touch touchscreen touchscreen cross arc product parameters touchscreen sensing usb arc lighter okay elegant appearance reasonable size compact body design refuse to be bloated easy to carry guys i refuse to be bloated you know when i hit up a buffet place i just go i refuse to be bloated today i'll eat 43 plates of fried chicken but i refuse uh i am at a reasonable size after tonight okay fast charge available computer power mac convenient usb charging what so what what is this feature intel intelligent induction okay very interesting as if it's usb charged what what is that what is this flame coming out ominously well i don't know what what kind of magic it shoots out but it sure is something okay now now i don't know too much about but i do know that i don't think these are hookah types something something about them something about them says that these might be some for some different uses uh the water leak out arrived correct well yo yo joe when is the vox shroom bongs dropping yeah dude uh i'll get back to you on that i just go i had just called it never used king broke would really like a new one got it for my mom happy mother's day mom here's here's your bong mom jessica what are you doing mom's a game or something okay uh you know what you know what it is getting a little late and i can't be looking at drugs all night so i'm gonna do a new one i'm gonna put in funny sleep [Music] oh my god sweaty frog [Music] but fisting is 300 bucks [Music] i see myself as an artist a performance artist [Music] i turn my basement and my my my apartment budget my house into a dungeon that's mr [ __ ] to you please about that subscribe never sleep again [Music] okay yeah wow boys i found my i found my shirt too i found my shirt nap queen that's me [Music] the hell okay yeah eat sleep playstation 4 repeat a little gamer eat sleep dota 2. there's bruce willis again what what is this what is what am i looking at oh man you look like this this lady looks like she's threatened to all [ __ ] it's like help me drag door tracker okay i gotta be honest i thought it was a hot dog at first or something like i didn't see what it was okay [Laughter] what hey dick pillow [Laughter] no no stop with the dick pillow okay [Music] okay even the giant carrot okay what else do we have can you oh my lords gamer nutritional effects xp frags deaths rage quit respawn sleep protein needs pizza and soda okay i like the kirby though huh okay what else do we have here uh [Laughter] [Laughter] for [ __ ] sake man okay uh what else do we have i got a big dick you that read wrong you read that wrong too oh oh got me he got me he got me he bought me intellectual checkmate eat sleep poop repeat only for girls though only for girls no boys allowed [Music] eat sleep warrior cats what what okay war of your cats are you guys warrior cats i thought i said meth [Music] okay uh um eat sleep anime repeat too right right right all right speaking of sleeping it's getting a little late so let's do a final word here because the music is scary here we go final words go up joel what what what i miss someone said i missed something what is it that you saw the lobster the lobster what [ __ ] lobster talking about the lobster what lobster the dog up up up more joel up up up up up up up up just go up way up on the left okay on the left now you guys might make me want to go up so i can look at the the funny the funny dick pillow it's the first picture joel oh oh oh [ __ ] [Laughter] music but they're all different this this is this guy has got human eyes oh lobster you know the only one who understands me okay three hundred dollars to become powerful all right here we go last one last one boys peepee peepee uh guys let me say this you do not wanna google pp like pp um do you know do you want to know why this is why pp somehow is those things that you uh you know um [Music] don't don't don't do that all right turn it off joel all right last one last one here we go varsity we've seen marcy arthur though well have i seen work skeletor that's that's the question were you bastards you bastards you bastards how dare you how dare you how dare you i'm sure oh wait oh [ __ ] they did it they done did it who's responsible for this huh base well israeli store israeli store what what uh all right no reviews though no reviews almost bastard sin all right last one quick one quick one last one did they i'm i am [ __ ] enraged by this those [ __ ] wow this is this is low man uh uh well if you're we're curious if if red bubble or whatever these algorithmic robots are stealing art from it then uh wow that is um it's quite something huh yeah you know you know you made it as a as a band when they start bootlegging you know all right quick one at the end how about this i have an idea lawsuit orgasm necklace [Music] but no oh j.o crystal what is this [Music] dog dog okay well i have an idea j.o crystal well we have a we have a wide array of various uh crystals here uh i would personally recommend the uh the natural uh jail amethyst crystal it's pretty powerful it'll make you shoot bullets you know actually i wonder i wonder i have an idea healing crystal there can't be anyone like wait a minute oh no oh no what the hell what healing wand it's a bunch of [ __ ] rocks healing it healing me thank you tony worthless junk okay this is a matter of glass okay uh bloody small disgusted it's just glass okay because we have to find the healing crystals a natural meteorite healing stone that's kryptonite it's kryptonite [Laughter] you're killing superman radioactive meteorite also known as the comet is a mixture of unburned stone iron and stone might enemies of the dust fragments separate from the renault orbiter and scatter to the surface appear the other planets lex wins go home folks guys wish is just run by lex luthor he's trying to defeat superman what what the hell is this healing crystal what is so healing about it what is so damn healing about this spiritual very pretty very nice pyramid oh dear god [Applause] youth mother okay we got a japanese here a japanese person they are going [Laughter] [ __ ] okay that's great japanese guy was real pissed off uh healing healing you the aaa game one point healing you gift guys i was shot by a 12 gauge buckshot to the chest i'm not going to the doctor i'm gonna let this the stone luigi help me great uh turned out to be glass mike shut up shut up i think he was a big rock dammit rich damn it rich i'm trying to scare people here it's healing [Laughter] the size was not of a penny oh no it's obviously glass it's class tiny oh no [ __ ] okay that that is a huge one that's another healing stone is it made out of glass if this is made out of glass i'm gonna lose it okay uh part is different from the photo and inferior quality crystal tip is artificially made never again never again heinz thank you based heinz okay never again nines okay last one last one last one we have to get the most expensive and crazy one okay or golden pyramid i can't believe this okay that that's just that just this is this is just rocks man the sterling hill beat victor through the elephant okay there's no way that's okay this slider needs to shut the [ __ ] up yo is that bismuth is that bismuth i love b smooth you know what i do i'm down with some bismuth if but this mithmas doesn't look good okay uh it's not okay [ __ ] no real bismuth that's just poo that that that no 540. all right uh well this has been quite the quite the journey so far tonight but uh uh all right tell me what bonus one that that's a dick uh bonus one last one here we go gangnam style [ __ ] all right it's the last one of the night what are we oh well yep still got that gangnam oh oh [ __ ] santa style okay yeah that's what i'm talking about okay gangnam style on facecam is this i'm i'm i'll be gangnam style this this halloween i i just need to man gangnam harlem style the greatest party hits gangnam harlem style greatest party hits cd only five left is this on spotify you know if you wanna if you wanna look back 10 years ago and be like what was the 2010s like this series right here please buy it i don't think i'll need to buy in fact i probably look this up right now and see if gangnam harlem style greatest party hits is this on like youtube's content idea stuff uh can't really find that though but uh i found on amazon streaming oh [ __ ] guys i found the cd i found the damn cd i found the cd you can't listen to that wait is that bootleg gangnam style that's not really going nowhere listen what it's fake gangnam style i really want to hear that that drop okay wow this this is this is it's like a kidz bop version oh oh dude i hate the song i am buying the cd i just want to hear this this this gangnam style cover that isn't real gangnam style hang on gangnam style i'll see if it's on spotify real quick gangnam style by various artists gangnam style very see if i can find it oh i did i did been stripped of its humanity that's that's amazing uh that's that's fantastic oh that's so awesome man it's it's dead dead dead gangnam style that is that is i think we're gonna end the stream with this because it just that is [ __ ] up i can't believe i found fake gangnam style god okay you know i think that wish segment is pretty much done for tonight i want to say thank you for tuning in that sure was a treat it was absolute chaos but uh hey uh oh there's more well next time guys there's more fake gangnam styles there's korean express gangnam style dj party gangnam style gangnam style pop express there's a whole world of fake gangnam style we have to check out next time but anyway that's gonna be it for uh wish tonight uh we have a bit of a raccoon game coming up so sit tight and more games coming up but that was a wild ride be right back here

Channel: Vargskelethor Uncut: Full Joel Streams

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Length: 165min 39sec (9939 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 23 2021