[Vinesauce] 🇮🇹 Vinny's Pizzeria 🇮🇹 - Cooking Simulator: Pizza!

now we get to make it a pizza fulfill your dream of running a real pizzeria prepare authentic dough and tasty sauces tasty sauces welcome to papa pepe's pizzeria let's cover the basics of first i'll show you how to assemble a pizza from already prepared ingredient bake it in the oven and finally serve so we start with the dough neapolitan dough okay first let me show you the this is a technique for the marinara okay a little bit of the technique wow there's actually like sauce physics all right that's a good matter not we're gonna go a little bit more we like a little bit more marinate on the pizz that's enough he says nope not enough look i made a face it's meat my pizza is made complete with the finest geographic uh geometric patterns otherwise it's not good few basil leaves will do the trick i mean some of my favorite pizza has just full basil leaves on it why do i hear italian music i'd like to think that there's just some like italian man just blasting that in the hallway okay now we pick up at a pizza peel is that what they're called i thought they had like a fancy italian name precise tool handling okay now we're grabbing a pizza and we're gonna shove it shove it a pizza in okay here we go perfect just a little extra burnt i like it when it's a little burnt that's a one beautiful margarita all right now we serve it through the serving window the italians invented anti-gravity we continue from here because the pizza i think still exists well oh oh here it is nice floor pizza it's good now that the floor is clean you know what i mean like we use only we don't wear chews in this kitchen pizza jazz this serving plate may be a little too big orders up why did i get two stars on each side okay let's start with preparing some neapolitan style dough familiarize yourself with the recipe launch pizza pro app and find the recipe we need oh my god it's a battle pass it's a pizza battle pass this is all italians play just this it's the dough mixer so we're gonna add the ingredients first so we're gonna get some flour try not to go bankrupt what if they watch me play the other game there we go nice graphics are we just gonna leave the bag of flour in there i can't get it i can't pick it up oh okay now it's good mario where are we gonna get water from everywhere luigi everywhere can i use the sponge oh the moist sponge is what gives the pizza it's wetness it's good oh jug hopefully the tap water here is good it's got to be good right i mean it's italy my whole life i've been told italy has the best of everything i'm beginning to think yeah i need to buy more another jug that's more money that's gonna be wasted but don't worry this business is definitely gonna last okay so i need uh i wasn't trying to break it for comedic effect that's how do you set this thing down god damn it that's three jugs instantly broken i need salt okay so salt that's easy oh oh no it's good listen a little extra water and a tiny little pinch more salt that's my secret recipe that's how i make the pizza my own now chat my secret ingredient in the dough is raisins that's how you make a good pizza there it is there's the dough so we begin with our marinara sauce all right we gotta go get tomato those tomatoes so ripe delicious tomato now i sound like [ __ ] tony montana from scarface wow just hovers i told you about them italians in their anti-gravity tech we need some olive oil there's an incinerate button but it doesn't work not too much a little bit olive oil huh rub it on the feet that way you can do you can slide around in the kitchen you can you can cook fast that way i see no ingredients in there this game is a ripoff i don't think they use this in old italy there is definitely like an old lady like a babushka lady that's probably the wrong culture they just put a little olive oil on her feet all right now crush them tomato tomatoes hey i don't know what's happening we get the rest of the ingredients was this the meats salami very nice very good salami okay here we go delicious also have you ever had broken glass pizza oh you haven't lived until you tried the broken glass variety i like how the game just put the basket down like that and i didn't take the gn container out oh that's what that is okay wow this is smart that is technology okay i got my salami put it in the automatic cutter i'm not positive that we have this technology in the 1900s when pizza was first and i don't know when pizza was first invented invented it that's a lot of slices of salami okay we got to pick up de mazzarelle there's a place i go to that they call it mutsy you know a lot of people pronounce it and so it gets turned into mutsy i'm gonna dice up everything in the dark pick up a can of sweet corn sweet corn on pizza magic magic corn all the olives have also decided to enjoy the floor [ __ ] this floor is disgusting now i kind of want to make like a garden of them and then i can show the world what real italian food tastes like we did it pick up the dough tray pick up the dough the the uno dough tray place it down on this disgusting counter with piss stains authentic italian ingredient preparation one pizza sold what a lonely life this is like i hear everyone having fun and being italian and oh in the next room can't even open the door they welded it shut pizzery is really busy so don't worry about running out of orders it has never happened it has never happened 100 grams of mozzarella black olives white onion we got this chat i know how to do this part in fact this is in my blood so we're gonna do a little bit of marinara or marinade so we say here in uh new york italian fake italian land looks like ketchup looks like yeah it looks like strawberry jelly five that's a hundred grams next black olive wow that's uh oh stinky i think this is good right we could just roll with this it's just whoever gets that olive slice better like olives don't worry too much about it not every pizza has to be baked perfectly chat you don't have to worry about me i know like i said pizza is in my blood i don't even need the tutorial that's a fine that's a handsome pizza and four stars maybe some extra olives it wasn't spread evenly imagine complaining about that spread the olives a little unevenly there was a little bit more on one side so now i'm gonna have to offer you protection just in case some unforeseen consequences were to arrive unlocked perks can be activated by checking perk hub it just struck me what perk hub might be a parody of it's like grubhub same thing papa peepee what a nice um certificate i'll put it on my fridge all right now i'm on my own well and truly with no help uh we got a margarita i need you to get out of here pizza peel pizza peel pizza peel i've always wanted to be a real pizza man this is my chance this is the homemade marinara sauce that we're famous for at this establishment made of strawberry jelly ketchup and small tomato whoa this is like italian dragon force i feel like someone outside is assaulting me with their la guitara that mob boss is coming back to you to pay you back for the olive incident oh [ __ ] [Music] this music i love these royalty-free tunes don't you and that's the pizza i'm gonna get very good reviews for this pizza oh my god that looks so good this is legit making me hungry again if you haven't had pizza like a neapolitan pie with the basil in full leaf form and it seems we oh i understand it's good it's actually really good okay one pizza coming up margarita oh bellissimo bellissimo perfect score oh my god let's go let's let's let's do this another marinara pizza with garlic this time all right get some of that sauce this is gonna have some thick crust no cheese what the [ __ ] we don't have any cut garlic available oh no sorry uh we didn't have garlic we have onions are you okay with the substitute vinnie this pizza sucks i hate it truthfully i hate it but this is what the customer wants this is what the customer shall get nice you know i get that they want to taste the sauce maybe they don't like cheese maybe they don't have the ability cheese doesn't stay down it looks like semi-burnt garlic again customers always right enjoy your [ __ ] trash pie what did i do wrong too much garlic okay well i'll tell you what you're gonna have to eat my balls okay okay now this i can do this is a little different we can do this i'm gonna do this in record time chat watch this watch how good i am now all right i know exactly what i'm doing so we're gonna put the sauce we're gonna spread the sauce on there really there we go decent amount of sauce then we get a little bit of the mozzarella how much mozzarella we need just like that this is a speed run okay and then we get the white onion we need 32 grams that's the it's 29 you'll you'll enjoy your 29 grams all right [ __ ] you all right custom is always right [ __ ] you oh no okay now you get 84 grams of olive [ __ ] you okay [ __ ] are you this is a good pizza i eat this a pizza i feel like where i failed as a game salesman i'm excelling as a pizza salesman as a pizza creator fast feet press space to walk faster plates will never break i want fake white onion wrong amount of ordered ingredient well you know what there's always the right amount of my balls which you can have that little taste though huh all right gabba ghoul let's move on a new pizza jesus christ what are we gonna do here gorgonzola alfredo sauce are you kidding me there we got the gorgonzole okay so we need some cut gorgonzole and grated gorgonzole this may be the final pizza of the night this is like my final boss we're closing for today and won't be taking any new orders so there's the gorgonzola looks like it's weird it's a little weird looking all right that's no problem next we're going to work on the fredo sauce [Music] i thought that was butter this is sponge salt black pepper parmesan there we go whoa so i think we put it in the cooking processor if i'm not mistaken oh it's okay it's part of the secret recipe a little extra salt a little extra salt is good for you keeps the bed bugs away all right next is the parmesan we've got to put the whole thing in there just just oh no that's good i just uh oh that gonna be enough with a little more i did very good okay so we got everything we need and you ready there it is alfredo sauce okay new york style dough this has to be a [ __ ] awful nightmare for you the most difficult thing on the menu for the very last customer it's gonna put a bunch of that in there all right some water hmm how do we get water without breaking the jug i it's wonder enough it's cheap enough i wonder if like the game is going to lag even further if i just keep like breaking [ __ ] god you got to be kidding me there we go just enough not too much not too much [ __ ] [ __ ] it's a little extra salt again it doesn't really matter a little extra salt is good gives a little more flavor there's glass in there no where did i put the olive oil see this is why you're gonna keep a clean kitchen take it from me master chef this is fine i wonder if it's too olive oily is the dough consistency gonna be like poop homemade pizza dough this is not counting as new york though this song perfectly encapsulates my rage exactly 3.5 okay i'm gonna i'm just gonna order a jug and i'm gonna be real careful with it 2.3 there it is perfect amount of water in record time good frame rates we got to see chat this this might be it this is the final moment i need to deliver the proper amount of olive oil i have to be very careful here perfect amount of olive oil we're gonna make the best goddamn new york style pizza come on come on new york style pizza dough yes it counts mental okay so then it's full it's alfredo i can't really tell should be enough alfredo we need cut gorgonzole i mean really is this this is really what you want i want to hear that i already went way too over good good well okay well whatever so 36 and 36 we need 72 this doesn't make any sense why would it be divided up like that yeah i won't rotate the [ __ ] leaves i was done with my shift 15 minutes ago you think i'm gonna give this um customer the satisfaction of rotated basil leaves many dicks will be eaten before i do that here you go enjoy your [ __ ] pizza finish the date early mate well we earned a little bit of money i mean even you know got a couple perfect pizzas one perfect pizza just one we did it we defeated the final boss of pizza which was homemade dough homemade alfredo and lots of gorgonzola not bad and that's how you do it vincenzo's a pizza shop remember that time chat that i i told you i cooked some fajita dish and i used instead of like three cloves of garlic i used a whole bulb and then like my house smelled like garlic my place smelled like garlic for like two weeks all right it was like two days let's see what does it say here here's here's what it says peel and mince the garlic and then it says add garlic and onion right it doesn't say how much so it gave me a full bulb of garlic so i cooked the bulb of garlic because i don't know what the [ __ ] i'm doing of course it ruined the the salsa verde now my house smells like garlic i bet v-dub would say that he's not a noob cooking but truthfully i was now i'm not now i know the difference between bulbs and cloves

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Keywords: Vinesauce, Vinny, Playthrough, Let's Play, Gameplay, Cooking Simulator, Pizza

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Length: 17min 45sec (1065 seconds)

Published: Wed Jun 09 2021