[Vinesauce] Vinny - Barn Finders

are you looking for something we might have just the thing for you i'm uncle billy owner of the barn finders incorporated a true american company here you can find anything you can dream of and real treasures like me type what you are looking for and we will find it eventually yeah barn finders you want stuff we have stuff barn finders was sent to me by zito all i'll say is thanks zito somewhere in america looks similar to the real america but it's not quite okay let's work awful hard on vacation away huh wait why am i getting money for this [ __ ] oh i'm recycling it the [ __ ] even is this game tutorial welcome to barn finders use your computer to find jobs and travel all over america it should work well there's a moon there's a moon here owned by uncle billy since 8 1981 the store fines fix clean and sell different types of items hello barn finders can you help an old friend so i heard there's a naughty stag at the old red barn maybe you could find it there for you i am so confused well let's go do the job i guess we have to get items and and and stuff travel we don't have gas there's gas in your home base somewhere okay all right well that was unfucking expected it's banjo kazooie but redneck oh oh oh oh yeah it is the same thing [Music] i don't know what that means dwayne's love nest i don't know was a barn finder your job is to find requested items look for other valuable items you can sell them at your shop search for additional items and secrets maps are full of them why is this red barn famous do i want to know what the [ __ ] was that there's [ __ ] martians [Music] oh rip or not this has been a fever dream so far found a collectible press t to mark for transport you're gonna extract him there's something about aliens and rednecks that go together like peas and carrots where do these things mostly seem to be reported you know the probing that's right in the butt these things are so [ __ ] ugly look at these [ __ ] weird items yeah so whoever worked here was clearly an emt and um and that's good naughty stag oh it's it's got a bra oh i see i mean i kind of don't hate this game even if it is really [ __ ] weird and the sense of humor is extremely poop it's um it looks good and there's some you know weird items that you can look at surprisingly like well made and nope it's actually pretty [ __ ] legit and and [ __ ] jokes where's that boy oh here's that boy oh it really is that boy i thought it was just a frog no it's exactly that boy why is there this much effort put into this game i want to make at least one basket come on yeah got everything i need here i got my bed i got my truck got my store oh okay that was normal open the shop during the day to start selling items to the clients there you go all right we're open for business imagine you own a store and these are the items that you're selling nothing else these two items turbo calf is this guy's name shirley love for 16 dollars 22 bucks for that honestly his loss [Music] all right good luck with your fun cat tooth man thing all right stores closed we're going out vinnie please stop playing this game what if i love this game there's got to be something good in here okay there's the yamaha engine now there's there's good stuff down here including this whole thing there's just someone that lives here oh oh hello my baby i want to sell the things and see all the items and you know figure out which crusty item does what good haggle yeah every character has the same voice they just randomly cycle through the voices [Music] oh yes hello perfectly normal human i guess you just break stuff and get stuff all right i guess we don't need this [ __ ] let's break all of it item repaired we are ready for the bike very good again this game has like surprisingly decent production values it looks pretty good for some reason it's kind of addictive [Music] amazing excellent yep that makes sense painting above the bed oh yeah yeah dear lord now first we do this the hired help look at all oh my god there's a lot of that boys jesus yes sir i will sell you this item but first let me bring my axe to your attention it's true you haggle better with an axe in your hand that was just there but what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] was that a thief 500 bucks well no wonder still though you're not going to get away with stealing a 500 giant chair [Music] huh i don't know why people keep buying this crap but i'm not going to stop them enjoy your 750 dollar chair yo remember that guru lady mary after a disappearance her house was empty for years now mikko owns it if you win that special event would you sell me that old clock by the way buy yourself a lockpicker just saying bear out i love her name oh valuable things inside that then all mine bio oh god this [ __ ] game i think i do have a lockpick chat i think i need to do the auction first oh my god this is an expensive house chat 2150. for this hunk of junk simplest lockpick mechanic i've ever seen nice twin peaks reference very good quality quality video game why does this happen every game i play have you ever been interested in earning extra money with no extra work then let me martin sparrow buy your company with my established network of legitimate businessmen we can make your dreams come true just send an email to totally not money launderer at mafia.maf [Music] so [ __ ] stupid yet i'm laughing got an achievement for that echo company is a pleasure to invite your special event the bid wars you know show off your skills and a keen eye alright let's do it the goal is to be the highest bidder at the auction use small and big bid buttons to increase the price after winning feel free to explore and take all the items you can show off your skill in series of small auction the winner is the person with the most valuable stuff found in storage winner of bid wars gets a special prize the big machine greener than the others why do why do we have holographic technology in this game i remember this dumpster memories the [ __ ] is this dialogue [Music] these intros oh my god these characters are so well defined so intense you've never seen characters like these in a video game before welcome to bid wars yo what's this a pirate unit there's like a pirate storage unit i i have to do the pirate bid i absolutely have to do the pirate bid sebastian's pants are very weird they're stuck the insides of the pants are stuck to the other side [Music] there's nothing in here [ __ ] this place sucks chat i found a thing and it went through the [ __ ] floor it was a pearl necklace and it went through the floor i mean at least at least i have a spine now you know when we started nevada um we definitely saw aliens we knew that if we were to bring punk rock to the masses we'd have to do it through uh ufos and alien cheeks cursed cobain i like that is it supposed to be kurt or chris novacelic uh it's it's it's just the worst possible kurt cobain impression one could do it's terrible i know it is [Music] i guess i also get the the car vinnie there were two sebastian's were there really i was busy looking at the chat what the actual [ __ ] is this game i i don't know i can't explain what this game is it would do neither of us any good don't you love when mechanical components come out of cinder blocks oh this is such a weird folk gonna hurl dammit chat what the hell is this thing oh it's the the that boy circus this is uh is this a [ __ ] mask what's going on fertility man [ __ ] hell it's it's so goofy and it's got everything in the wrong spot but it's exactly what it looks like what the [ __ ] yo what a uso you saw that right there did you did you see that size oh no you didn't see it no okay never mind oh no you didn't see it i thought i had a witness here there's there's more aliens oh i guess moonshine does that to you chat believe it or not that's plot being conveyed says zeto zito i'm grateful that you bought me this game i appreciate it i thought you were insane but i really do understand why you wanted me to play this there's a surprising amount of production value some of the best memories of my life which are now just coming back to me involve a lake house and a boat house that looked very very similar to this there's also i was young so i was scared of like aliens myself weirdly enough wow that's a weird i i just had to take my hands off my mouse there just for a second because that is a very strange coincidence is this game reaching into my [ __ ] mind it really looked very similar to this the actual boathouse had an upstairs like this and then when you would go downstairs it was exactly like this this was the time in my life where i was i've told the story a bunch i read too many abduction stories and watched documentaries that scared me and i had like severe like anxiety about aliens some pretty [ __ ] weird strong memories including just the fear of being abducted did i just destroy a rock and wood came out of it okay there's a mystery there's some kind of alien mystery but i have no idea what's going on all right the fertility mask i can't wait to see who buys it okay watch how i'm going to repair this painting chat so this painting is damaged right mental you're buying the mask someone said germa is buying the mask i wouldn't no that's not i wouldn't go that far it didn't really look like german to me but whatever you like chat anything in the crafting station remains there until complete okay that's helpful which means we can start the boy circus wow that's a weird thing out of context that's a really weird thing that i just said [ __ ] [Music] evil swamp i appreciate the option i've never seen a game give me an option all tension has been dispelled because i just farted you know in game oh [ __ ] look it's the boys that's a lot of of them so there's more but less than i thought so we can finish that off [ __ ] we can get there eventually we can get there chat we can build the circus i like how this game has it so that there's environmental storytelling in a game where there did not need to be environmental storytelling but then again if there wasn't perhaps i wouldn't be playing this right [Music] croc now i can't believe it's got a chicken driving it with a little hat i like the chicken has a little light on it that's amazing oh my god well that got me moses i love him wow wow that's a good one right there okay hey clay get over here there's another craft over in the right side of the funeral such amazing visuals in service of whatever the [ __ ] this is don't mind me just a bit swamped kiddo for the boys remaining yeah i'll probably come back to this game this game keeps just like wrangling me in it's fun and apparently it gets better i just want to know where sebastian stores all this stuff like these customers have purchased all of my stuff and it's the same like eight or nine customers over and over and over and over again and they just keep coming back for more of this junk just they love junk this is a game called varn finders and it looks like this this is a game about selling junk and aliens and poop jokes very very very well what oh [ __ ] more boys the movie skyfall i really like i think it's uh a blow up doll oh another one there we go that's good is it fair to say that this game is a 3d hidden object game yep this would have been a pointing click if it was made in 1995 it's almost done the circus is nearly complete i i will say it it definitely doesn't feel like an overly cynical game like just to make a quick buck with some like you know it feels like the people that made this actually had fun with it vinnie admitted you stayed for the aliens i am in it because of the aliens 90 and then the other 10 is for the humor and like the weird objects that that you find got the key card they called me insane that's why i've been here for more than a week it's just me and mr fox now that's very nice so there's audio logs now it's weird to think though that this alien angle is is all mysterious and weird and cool but then i've had aliens in my shop like seven times in the past hour day 256 the space fleet never came i'm willing to go outside naked but not afraid maybe i can see the sun one more time this is this person's like life this is proof of extraterrestrial contact on planet earth and i'm just like yep they're jamming out that seems like a crash definitely uh love the conspiracy weird alien [ __ ] the best so far i mean how the [ __ ] much more of this game is there yeah you want to see something crazy about the boy circus chat it's real yeah here it is someone sent me a thing and it's 100 real look i couldn't believe it shut my pants oh good for you is there like a secret in here holy [ __ ] mikko it was them this whole time help me barn finders you are my only hope his head's an ass wow steve gray why does chap want me to clap them alien cheeks you think a secret alien base would have slightly more advanced locking mechanisms oh [ __ ] it's the barrel that fell on wharf i referenced this barrel a lot this is one of the defining moments of my life which is why i mention it so much it was like this it was like this oh commander riker i need you to kill me oh [ __ ] what up [Music] again apparently there's a story here they had holographic technology in 1967. they hired bob lazar as a baby to reverse engineer the alien ufo and that's how they have this technology i finally understand quick to the basement i can smell freedom oh [ __ ] a real alien yes this is still a game called barn finders by the way chat [Applause] thank you for saving me please open your mind once there was a gratist party in the universe i would have a thief stole our delicious moonshine have to be a spelling error in there huh go to the moon base and get us some moonshine [ __ ] unbelievable [Music] looks like we're going to a moon base boy circus has been completed now this place is [ __ ] classy wow look at this store it's so much better wow we have come a long way it has lost its charm well there's still some charm up here if you need it so you get ah man the boy circus it's gone i didn't think i was gonna actually ever [ __ ] finish this game i didn't know if i needed to now i need to i need to see this through can you please bring me back one bottle of galaxy moonshine with your truck upgrade it might be easy after you grab it please send me i would like to add some extra flavor to it before we deliver it to bobby gray you know the moon yeah no problem no pretense now full sci-fi full alien what's up joel you don't like this don't you like ufos and aliens and greys shake the bathroom i thought you did i know i do i definitely didn't have nightmares about greys for years of my life if you're watching the stream for the first time this has to be very confusing i've been playing it since the beginning and i'm still confused i sense a water pump and a ingredient station these aliens and their terrible grammar well you know when we got to the moon we knew we were the biggest band uh guns and roses axel could eat my dick so your booty got to the moon one and three and two and four and three and five oh wow that was good don't like appear like that i just realized something chap there's an image that i was showing you all for a long time it's the same thing making moonshine on the moon somehow it feels like a natural extension of what this game is supposed to be this whole time i was wondering if there's some sinister alien subplot no alien was captured is freed wants moonshine all right use this panel to make our galaxy moonshine great job now we can go back home still a fart at the end of the day how much more of this game is there after this two more areas are you kidding me this isn't the last stream of this how many times have i said this will be the last stream of barn finders this is an anomaly like an alien this game has become an anomaly i wonder i really would wonder if any of the barn finder devs have watched any of my streams because i don't know if anyone else is streaming barn finders at the moment but i like i really have to wonder barn finders just appeared there are no devs i'm inclined to believe that look agent agent and an alien this game it just keeps going and i like it what the [ __ ] that doesn't make any sense truthfully if this didn't have aliens in it i don't know i'd still be playing it i need a dimension slicer to go back home when you look for bobby can you send me one are these last two areas worth it yes god damn it i i'm in a weird love-hate relationship with this game on some level i resent it because there's so much of it and because it keeps like getting good oh my god well finally we made it chat i guess is this the final world does anyone [ __ ] even know has anyone ever even played this game does anyone aliens i saw this dance once earth is fun oh god it was all worth it for that one moment remember when this was a sunday stream game it's rare that a sunday game crosses over like there are some really good sunday games that i just never revisit and and and yet this [Applause] what am i doing with my life oh it's you you bought a lot of my stuff did we just start an alien dance rave holy [ __ ] this dialogue is is really really well written i guess i really can't go down there aliens only well then what the hell is uncle billy doing down there morty morty my portal got morty there it is the sports model i can just bring this with me what i i guess i could take this and sell it yep yeah look at the box it's alien meta metals don't worry about it chat meta metals dude's gonna buy the ufo are you a real human i guess so wow you just took a flying saucer have fun with that just gonna fly around hey clayton let's round up some hogs in the ufo huh yo yo cuz i really want thick boy to make a company last time i saw one was around knuckles barn all right let's head over to the final area if that's in fact what it even is [Music] this is what it's all been leading up to chat this is why i continued streaming this game for weeks after the first sunday stream it appeared this is the payoff [Music] wait is this a strip club oh no this is the game i decided to play for like eight weeks after the first sunday vinnie recollect a fond memory back in the mid 90s i won a silver laser pointer from like a claw machine you could see later on that night 50 red dots all over the street because everyone had a [ __ ] laser pointer that summer so it felt like i was connected to something it was cool so that's a fond memory was it a danger to traffic yes vinnie do you have any fond memories aka condensed meat flavor at the bottom of a pan oh yeah oh there were there were plenty of good steaks that i've made frond memories what the [ __ ] is frond pond memories i've seen the band pond twice fawn's memories fondame lobster fondue memories bond memories blonde memories grand dong memories and now we're done is this the thief grey's house or room oh it was you all along what the [ __ ] what are you doing with this sure is weird there's like storytelling here that i'm just not not like paying much attention to there it is is it oh my god oh my god memes are objectives in video games these days well i think that's the ending or at least that's all of it right well we did it we saw all the stuff we found all the barns we saw we seen the aliens this is it you earned this vacation working hard with your uncle you are awesome oh there we go the ending there is an ending [Music] wow [Music] i'm sorry what oh okay i guess uncle has become a rick and is now working with the aliens that's my guess oh my god what a what a nonsense game this was still i enjoyed the alien stuff it's just a dumb fun nothing game of just looking at graphics that are better than they have any right to be and redneck things and alien cheeks and and you get to play basketball with a dead chicken sorry stunned chicken not dead

Channel: vinesauce

Views: 226,977

Keywords: Vinesauce, Vinny, Fullsauce, Games, Funny, Barn Finders

Id: -TL21Vpz4PQ

Length: 32min 6sec (1926 seconds)

Published: Wed Oct 07 2020

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