USO Baghdad 2010 Tour - 5 of 5 (Robin Williams)

and this guy I gotta tell you I came a few years ago because of this man he told me said you're not going to believe the commitment you're not going to believe what this trip will do and it mean to you and he's been a good not only great supporter girls but also a great supporter of cycling and all the tours he was it's it's fun to imagine what this guy was like in the team car behind when there were all those races and he was on race radio when we were trying to be serious but least most of the time we were trying to be serious but one of the funniest men alive and a great great friend and again a huge huge supporter of y'alls give it up for Robin Williams Wow thank you very much what the is it with the digital camouflage in this it's like a nerf vibrator kind of defeats the purpose yes indeed you're the most well armed crossing guards and all the world the street Jimmy now what stay with me sir shut the up get across I've got a machine gun a no-shit nice to be here near all these lovely palaces God Sodom below this this is like Vegas built by a crack addict shits falling down just a bomb it wait a year it's gonna make great ruins already screw in here today was nice to fly it's lovely out a lot of the airlines in America are kind of coming no-frills I'm expecting pretty soon to be an airline called New Jersey air hi this is your pilot Tony sit the down the stewardess Stucky hey my hair's a flotation device get over it there are some technical fuck-ups we may be landing in the East River coming into LaGuardia on two wheels in one engine the Stuart Benny will be out before you he'll grab two beers deploy the emergency slide until go yourselves welcome to New Jersey's this is well I was just in Australia about this that's a long flight I landed there and which Darwin had landed here he would have gone I'm wrong my whole series what is that that's a kangaroo it's like a llama a velociraptor they told me that a kangaroo has a female kangaroo has three vaginas talk about a woman who's gonna be hard to please retail darling lift your tail hi welcome I mean and they say the kangaroos don't fart who found that out what I was sitting there going out oh god this is my grand I found out the kangaroos don't far good day and then if koalas my god koalas little cuddly lindsay lohan's they're just little junky bears gone I've got a rehab down the two leaves today if you see a platypus if you look at a plan of us that's living proof that God did inhale I was like um okay what are the gutless ok beaver tail duck bill okay you're a mammal who lays eggs yeah Wayne that one Darwin good luck basically Australia's six of the deadliest animals in the world not including Mel Gibson on a cell phone I know Mel says the people with Tourette's go good one he called his girlfriend a glum content wow that sounds like a character from The Hobbit hello hello dildo Baggins already this is not for sure can I take this off now other people going take it take it off yeah Bagdad striptease I'm gonna start with it you can't see me now you thank you one dose crying I asked to put my strip back oh yeah boy you're good regulations sir you have to put it up dude you're not wear that you violated article 42 walking around in the dark we just want to be like secretly not seen when the Dera going I see you nice to be here I missed I I was about to think to heaven why wasn't I went to rehab in wine country number one just to keep my options over I had heart surgery in a Twitter you find out my heart was kind of messed up it was kind of good news bad news of good news is I'm not a hypochondriac the bad news is my heart was just and you find out the first thing you do is to do an echocardiogram which if you're going in your hearts like my doctor went that's not good I had a couple of Latin French singer no that's great you can dance to that the next thing they do is they give you an angiogram which is where they go through your groin to get to your heart yeah many guys going I know that I'm women ago we've known that for centuries wait a man's heart is through his groin you grab a man's balls you will say I love you then they start offering me choices cuz they said okay here's the choices you have to get out of valve I had a blown valve which makes me sound like a Chevrolet like you're gonna bloom Val rabble which is when they start offering good choices you can replace your valve with porcine or pig valve which is kind of cool because one of the side effects is you can find truffles it's kind of neat I was hoping get a neckline or horse vowel because then I can hang on to my shorts like a I am wonderful hop on my back crew were going out the front door let's do this and they offered me mechanical valve which is kind of cool I thought I can get a new Apple I heart that would be wonderful having a heart attack oh just bad reception if I can get an I heart ladies instead of breast implants how about this you know speakers how cool would that be we'll call them blue tits they'll be wonderful they'll be compatible with the I heart and if you can't afford speakers just put in a squeak toy your man will be much happier I'll put a whistle in my dick so on your blow me what are the people this is like their figure-skating judges over there those are the brass oh it's nice to be back here see going like you bring no I do so I had the surgery which was like it it was pretty amazing too I ended up getting a bovine valve which is a cow valve which is great because I can standing up now just walk around and the surgery was good amazing he was soon and I had a doctor done 4,000 operations old and wonderful you don't want a doctor's done like five and four didn't go that was I don't want a guy going mr. Williams is my first time good luck and you get out of the surgery in your heart it's like first thing to come back online your brain is like ooh hard first actually heart first brain second last thing I was so constipated I thought they're gonna have a rectal exorcism demon turd fall from his iron frickin matter fall from his behind with the word thing to us after you have heart surgery as a guy it really makes you very emotional people go how are and you know suck dicks friend let's instead of the valve they put in a tiny vagina I know that sounds like Elton John song my tiny vagina we're thing is true and they drug they give you for the surgery we're amazing the drug was like insane is called propofol its nickname is milk of amnesia this is a safe drug Michael Jackson was taking it home to sleep and my god one doctor said taking propofol to sleep is like doing chemotherapy because you're tired of Shaving your head you an American we're all on drugs all these weird drugs like a fixer Prozac all the ladies on Botox are going oh my god I feel fabulous I wish you could express how good I feel here's a Botox orgasm I'm coming what are these lumps under my eyes those your nipples madam and the one drug they give everybody my age I wanted it to be like you know past 40 oh so they start offering you viagra which is weird too because you think could you make a drug to increase my intelligence into my golden years to make me brilliant and keep me going my IQ growing no but we can make you harder than Chinese algebra we can give you basically an erection that will last for four hours I know four hours even after four hours my balls are going I got to do I'm trying to hang it here now let's get this over with I say after four hours call a doctor I'm calling everybody I don't hear the things talking I love you great side effects take this drug your penis starts going hey I again stop choking me I know what this is gonna lead this should just have a drug you take it you come call it climax at all cut to the chase what are the side effects but after open heart surgery you cannot take my egg residue it's basically a Civil War Reenactment live ammo tool to the death between your dick in your heart the moment you take your penis is like I'm back I'm 25 in your hopes going we're just back on line you creep in your cab your premise is going I still have the hips ramming speed what's going on throw your back out old man your penis is going hard woman mount up finally your heart goes that's it I'm opening up the are you coming no I think I'm dying I'm gonna finally do come after like I said yeah one drop of sperm with two forty-year-old sperms going where the are we I'm sure we got a mic microscopy look they both would have Walker's Georgia tits I know my way from there there's two other sperms in my balls going wait here and she puts a finger in the ass then we go try this stuff here don't go whole bunch of uh cigars granny's talking about his dick walking children keep walking well thank you it's weird too because uh you know was young it was also your school when I first found my penis I was like I was cleaning it it went oh that was he saw a pair of tits kids yeah first time it's all vagina vagina time I get to be 58 it's a little more strange okay baby here's what you got dude sparkler in my ass you let your pubic hair on what you put on a Russian army have a jump on the couch jump on me and yell fire in the hole I might work I'm not sure if that fails in that you always have porn which is like the definition of part is quite simply many of you going we know purported erotic has been used a feather porns will use the entire chicken and most porn movies are an hour and 10 minutes long and who watches an entire porn movie if you do I have to say you lying bastard yeah it's like going to McDonald's for 12-course meal you don't do it with fast 41 thing you don't want with porn is slow motion and I don't want 3d porn and the acting is always so bad there's always a one girl is like I stopped Miss America stay with the dick why do they always have to have such bad acting there's always some guy going gonna you so hard my right hands going I don't believe it I want a classically trained Shakespearean porno actor I will go to your nappy dugout in Porto savy cheeks I shall crown you in the caucus near your name to eyeball stands upon your chin you son of mine they told me that still owned in a porn movie what was that like Arnold did upon without now how my nipple can open the door I'll be afraid and that's not as they did a porn movie did John Wayne have a porn movie guy stuff he were going up the old Chisholm Trail right now Oh Duke you tear me apart like a log like damn you Gregory Peck mustard glaze you like a Danish Oh Jimmy Stewart oh I got guests play with my balls just drag them around if you're Chris Walken did porn I would watch math I know all the women are like hey I am already so moist be like I'm inside you deep inside you now inside you I came an hour ago and they do porn movies in my movies they could will hump anyone know what dreams may come stop mrs. Doubtfire I would watch yeah bet she'd write me hard and put me we went yes wash up I'm through I wanna end with something this is um somehow I'm I dedicate to a friend of mine his name is Walter Cronkite and he was a very elegant man but the wonderful thing about Walter is as elegant as he was he liked to joke like he liked his ocean a little blue Edwards I want to end with a joke motors memory has Walter for you guys my heavily-armed crossing guards this is where I can see people glowing in the back I know you digital camouflage tumor all in witness protection this is Walter Cronkite telling you a joke for your notification a man and his wife are having sex they're going at it hot and heavy suddenly they hear a noise they look over and it's their son little son Timmy standing in the door Timmy is shocked it runs out father goes I'll go talk to Timmy he goes to Timmy's room he opens the door there's little Timmy giving it hot and heavy - gramma the father says oh my god and little Timmy goes not so funny when it's your mother is it Oh thank you that picture for you who's your daddy who's your daddy thank you guys god bless you

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Length: 18min 27sec (1107 seconds)

Published: Tue Aug 12 2014