Undercover Boss is Ridiculous

hey guys really quick just wanted to let you all know uh we added a third raleigh show and a second nashville show because you all sold it out already pretty crazy so i'll see you then and also we added a dallas show dallas texas playing the majestic theater that's crazy tickets in the description please come see me it's going to be a blast but yeah if not enjoy the video what's up guys today we're going to do something pretty crazy whatever my friends can fit in my ass i will pay for let's go sorry sorry to trick you like that it was me i was going undercover like a boss all right folks you guys ever seen that show undercover boss huh if not let me explain it really quick some ceo of a company yearns for a better understanding of how their business operates they go undercover as a minimum wage employee of their own business for a week they tell all the co-workers that the cameras are there filming some documentary so you know to not raise any suspicion and the undercover boss works at the location to see what the day-to-day operations are like and to see if people are actually doing things correctly and hilarity ensues rich guy has to mop the floor come on he's too rich for that and that's funny you could probably tell by the overly sarcastic tone in my voice that i think the show's premise is a little stupid also there's only like a handful of jobs you could really do this for you know like i don't think as ceo of a hospital do those exist is there ceo of hospitals yes there is this joke works i don't think a ceo of a hospital could go undercover as like a surgeon you know a lot of people would die but you know on one hand i can appreciate a ceo actually working as hard as the people who are responsible for his millions of dollars for once but then i think about it for more than one second and i don't feel that way anymore because if undercover boss wasn't a show these ceos wouldn't do this you know what i mean they only do it so they can look like real human beings to the general public and it also allows them to advertise their business on a prime time national television show essentially for free and when the week of undercover work is done they get to just go back to their mansions and forget about everything that they just learned but dude the worst part of it all the show is so entertaining oh my god good lord they put crack in this show i love it not crack i don't love crack i like it don't get me wrong i don't love it though but no the show's great i just wanted to take a look at it with you guys and i found two episodes that are just cream of the crop if you will and they're like very similar in some ways but also very different in other ways and you'll understand what i mean later hey maybe by the end of it we will empathize with these uh billionaires so let's go the economy is going through tough times many hardworking americans blame wealthy ceos out of touch with what's going on in their own companies really quick i just want to say that this episode aired in 2010 so it's a good thing nothing has changed this week the president and ceo of hooters billion a year business that's right fellas hooters i mean if i'm gonna watch something for 40 minutes i bet it gets to see some boobies am i right [Applause] okay so the episode starts with a nice introduction to the ceo of hooters america and his name is kobe and it's spelled c-o-b-y and that's how my grandparents spelled their old cat's name so do with that what you will i don't think they named the cat after the hooters ceo that'd be that'd be wicked let's see what kobe's like no not that kobe also she's dead the ceo i've also got the best ceo job in the world you guys aren't gonna say it i'll say it this guy [ __ ] his ex-wife at least twice because he has two kids then we go to openings and the limo's waiting for us and the red carpet for the new store openings and the girls are always around this man is what every divorce dad wants to be a boat goatee a motorcycle with the hooters logo and the bluest jeans in the world and if i didn't just summon your dad after saying all those things i'm sorry for your loss i guess because that's how you summon every dad sorry i was waiting for mine let's keep going so kobe goes on to explain uh the history of hooters and how it was founded by six guys who look like that obviously and how his father was actually the one who became the ceo and started franchising and you know turning hooters into the big busty business that it is today and obviously this was kobe's passion as well and he was very eager to take over his father's spot as ceo i was not planning on um working for my father i had planned on doing uh something in law enforcement when i was 34. we went into the boardroom and he came in he said i just let the current president go kobe is your new president ceo he's going to take over he had never discussed it with me jesus christ man the one like half admirable quality of a successful ceo is that like they worked hard for their money right they worked hard to get where they're at today whatever that means but he doesn't even have that quality dude his dad was just like hey son i know you wanted to be a police officer but how about you have this job that's also way overpaid and don't worry uterus serves bacon so you'll still be surrounded by pigs all right so now it's time for kobe to break the news to the board of directors that he's going undercover i'm gonna be going undercover within our system you know we've had a bad few few months lately i know this was 10 years ago i'm sure it's different now but it is weird that there's only one woman on the board of directors for a company that mainly hires women that seems unethical that's like if the board of directors at gamestop only had one guy with a neckbeard that's just irresponsible so kobe dawn's a superman level disguise that consists of just a clean shaven face and a pair of glasses and goes to a hooters in dallas texas which is kind of crazy because i'm doing a show there in november at majestic theater the tickets are available at curtisconner.com that's kind of crazy to me you know after party at hooters as well oh okay the manager you see the exit sign right down that way he should be waiting for you right down over okay i thought she was gonna say something else there hey i'm looking for dave oh yeah you see the exit sign over there just go towards that and get the [ __ ] out of here man it's been 20 years since i've done any restaurant jobs and it's uh it's tough okay can i just say that i'm really upset that they don't make him wear the full hooters uniform when he's undercover i mean if you're gonna go undercover go undercover man don't half-ass it you know hooters girls don't do that if kobe walked around like a freezer at a butcher shop just hang and meet me that'd be terrific that's how you show that you're dedicated to your company okay and i'm sorry about the hanging meat line okay i wrote it in the script all right so the first day goes by and he actually gets sent home early because he's so bad at his job but the next day he goes out in the street to find out what the general public thinks about hooters and it does not go well i just think it's degrading to women do you think it's the name or is it the uniform or is it both i think it's the uniform because either your rear end's hanging out or your boobs are hanging out one or the other okay bad take aside hobie is doing a terrible job of acting like he isn't the ceo of hooters like to the girls he's just some random guy in like this weird documentary right but he's asking these questions like so is it the outfits or the the prices or what what do you think it is uh i don't know i'm just not the biggest hooters fan never never have been it's because of the ceo isn't it um i'm not sure what you mean the ceo you don't think he's handsome enough is that it you think it's weird that the ceo wets his bed on purpose is that it you think it's a little off that instead of him peeing into his perfectly fine toilet he marches into his bedroom and pisses all over his silk sheets and pillows and then he jumps up and down on his piss covered bed so it looks like that one dance scene from step up to the streets is that it is that why you don't like hooters does the ceo really do all that stuff uh it depends do you think it's cool that he does that no of course not that's [ __ ] disgusting and no he doesn't do that okay so this next part he goes to another booter's location in texas to shadow this general manager named jimbo and hey no hates of the jimbos out there but he behaves exactly like a guy named jimbo would behave if you know what i mean we're gonna line these girls up and we're gonna have to inspect them all right bam because we're not going to put out an inferior product and it all starts with the girls with hooters hey jimbo pump the brakes buddy whoa straight up just called women products it's always dudes who look like that who say just the craziest [ __ ] you know like in my room raiders video kenneth looked like a bass player of a ska band and this guy you know he's judging appearances when he looks like [ __ ] jabba the hutt jimbo also ladies just fyi only time that you're a product is when you actively endorse passages or conduits used in heating ventilation or air conditioning at the liver or remove air cause then you're product it took me way too long to memorize the definition of duct just for a shitty joke but let's keep going so uh this next part is actually super [ __ ] up the hooters girls line up for a quality check on their appearance from jimbo it's really weird form this line form a perfect line compliment her on her lack of nails my those are some non-glamorous nails you have have a seat i understand looking presentable for your job right i don't engage in it but i understand it but like a girl doesn't have good nails you shame her in front of her co-workers that's [ __ ] so weird man and call me crazy but i don't think dudes are going to hooters for the nails yo check out that girl's nails dude they're huge i want to squeeze those things you are the manicure to my horniness the only way like an average hooters enjoyer would even care about their server's nails is if the nails were on her boobs if she had boob nails but boob nails don't exist right do you like another nail and they say the perfect hooters employee doesn't exist now you might be thinking well there's no way jimbo could get any worse than that but may i remind you his name is jimbo he needs to send a girl home early and uh this is how he makes his decision maybe we'll do a bean eating contest all right maybe we'll get all the girls and shove their faces down on the beans and have them clean it up girls are spoiled man so they're all prima donnas oh get some of that come on girl who wants to go home yeah he forces the girls to uh eat a plate of beans and the first girl who finishes the plate of beans i guess to go home early and have diarrhea for the rest of the day i guess so i think you know just a quick psychological interpretation jimbo gets zero action i'm guessing he never squeezes any girl's nails so he does [ __ ] like this as like a weird power trip to like get back at these girls for never sleeping with him you know if you can't get into their jeans make them eat beans you know that old saying all that crazy [ __ ] aside imagine being the girl who comes in second you eat pretty much an entire plate of beans and now you just have to keep working hi welcome to hooters uh what can i get for you hi yeah i'll do the cheeseburger and i'll do fries with that i think and uh to drink how about um is that a fart yeah i'm really sorry my manager made me eat a bunch of beans i'll i'll go get you another server oh that's fine please do it again so kobe's had enough so he leaves and goes to another hooters he meets another manager named marcy and she's [ __ ] sick at her job she loves what she does and kobe's super impressed marcy respects her girls and the girls respect her and that's the end of his work week so now he has to reveal to the employees that he's been the ceo of hooters the whole time president ceo of hooters of america i want you to help me with my marketing department i want you in the print materials i want you in the videos is that something you guys can help with okay kind of a shitty prize for being good employees right i really love what you're doing here's some extra work for you to do but whatever they're happy so that's great and then he tells marcy that he's going to pay for her to go on a vacation with her family because i want to send you and your family on a long vacation but only if she can eat a plate of beans in under a minute i'm kidding that'd be crazy if you saw jimbo do that he was like good idea speaking of jimbo i am not scottie okay i'm kobe brooks the president ceo of hooters of america ah that is the most holy [ __ ] i'm fired sound you could ever make ah the way that you interact with the girls quite frankly is inappropriate you're him uh you're him apology to your staff is necessary in this situation what i've always said that i have no problem with my girls working in hooters right but to be honest with you i would have a tough time letting my girls work under your management and i took a step back and okay i get it okay so let me get this straight he didn't see a problem with his behavior until he realized that these girls are someone's daughters it doesn't matter that they're just also human beings right wait you're telling me these girls got dads i gotta get my act together not for the girls for the dads and all he has to do is apologize apology to your staff kobe bad kitty cat kobe is way too nice man if i was in that position if i was a ceo of hooters i would make jimbo eat a plate of beans to keep his job except the plate of beans would be locked in a safe guarded by a very hungry tiger with a sword and a bazooka and a top hat okay now that we watched the hooters episode i want to show you another one that's centered around a company called bikinis sports bar and grill so with bikinis we focus on four things booze food sports and sex those four things are recession-proof i think a lot of competitors tiptoe around who they are they don't want to say that they're a restaurant we're all about it we're a restaurant and i love the fact that we're at restaurant so that's why i even trademarked the term restaurant you know kind of makes it seem like the only thing on the menu is boobs but to each their own and also what about people who aren't into boobs right freaking whackers [Music] you know is there a guy version of a restaurant you call it you call it a meadery you know like an eatery but meat you know dudes walking around with their [ __ ] balls yeah never mind that place to get shut down in a second okay back to bikinis there's a few things i want to quickly go over in this episode just so we can compare them to the hooters episode i don't think i'm a typical ceo i like to do things that are different i'm not like other ceos yeah i'm a little weird in order to have a big pr frenzy or stunt i decided it was time to buy a town and that's what we did i bought a town on craigslist and renamed it bikinis texas hey man why why why do that anybody who has a town named after them fictional or otherwise do not trust them should still buy their merch though okay let's see if this bikinis town is real because that's [ __ ] crazy okay central texas ghost town previously known as bikinis is selling for 1.5 million dollars holy [ __ ] in 2012 doug gullar douglas of the austin-based bikini sports bars and grills chain purchased the 1.6 acre town as a tourist attraction for his restaurant naming the town after the chain he found in bikinis three years later gullar reverted the name back to bankersmith in an attempt to mend fences with neighbors in fredericksburg oh really dude people weren't stoked that a guy named douglas bought a town and renamed it bikinis after his restaurant that he calls restaurants really man shocker i hardly know also i've never heard of bikinis until i saw this episode and a little fun fact bikinis ceased operations in 2018 so hey maybe not the best use of the company's money but what do i know those four things are recession proof recession proof anyways back to the episode doug was undercover at a bikini's location and meets a girl named jessica but uh oh she's wearing shirt i see that jessica's not in a bikini top i was pissed the sign on our building doesn't say shirts it's called bikinis i mean come on okay so already compared to kobe this guy [ __ ] sucks so hard he's like if a 12 year old boy had a spell cast on him that turned him into a 45 year old businessman like this is the business you would make if you're a 12 year old boy going through puberty 100 everybody in bikinis we're gonna sell burgers and most importantly no homework so after working for a bit doug takes a break with jessica and they start chatting outside jessica explains that she's only there because she lost her previous job as an accounting executive and she's just there to make money obviously because that's what jobs are for i wouldn't do it if it didn't help pay the bills that's for sure the more i talk to jessica the more i'm not happy having her on board with the lack of passion that she has in our company and that's [ __ ] man you don't have to love every job you have obviously and for some [ __ ] weird ceo named douglas to be like the fact that she isn't devoting her life to this restaurant like me is unacceptable also on another note sorry with every job that i've ever had if anybody even gave me the slightest opportunity to complain about it oh my god i'm taking it i'm talking your [ __ ] ear off also when i had to like train new people when i worked at mcdonald's or starbucks within minutes of meeting them i would tell them how awful it is to work there and i don't think that's a bad thing you find me one person who has never complained about their job and i will eat a plate of beans off of the floor of a subway car and not that subway car this subway car but anyways doug goes to another bikinis location and meets this girl named grace and he's immediately obsessed with her i thought grace had so much passion about working at bikinis so at the end of the week he reveals to the employees that he's the ceo and it does not go so well with jessica i think you're a great person but you're not right for bikinis it was clear to me that day so i'm sorry jessica it's not working out today's your last day yeah that's my job and i still told everyone that i humble myself to do what i got to do that doesn't make me a horrible person just because i'm not satisfied where i'm at couldn't have said it better myself so just to recap guys a man forced his employees to eat a plate of beans to be sent home early and all he had to do was apologize and also at the same time a girl said that she was only working uh to make money and she got fired how the [ __ ] does that make any sense dude one thing i learned from this show is uh if you want to commit murder just [ __ ] do it out of hooters you can get away with anything over there okay now it's time for doug to talk to grace but there was one issue that you had with my movies right so you mentioned am i getting a free pair of boobies today is that what you want yes i'm gonna full seat i'll make your deal if you can make it through six months and you're a rock star right no phones really focused while you're in here i'm gonna put you in touch with the best guy in town and we'll make this happen i'm so at a loss for words right now i'm good the music holy [ __ ] don't get me wrong i'm stoked for her that's great something she clearly wants and that's great i got i got nothing against boob jobs okay just make sure you plan for boob retirement but to have super inspirational music playing in the background is so [ __ ] funny to me listen if you're a good employee for the next six months and you have literally no mistakes and the discretion is up to me so at the end of the day i could literally revoke this offer at any time and i'll get you new boobies oh my god thank you you're the best no i'm the breast okay in conclusion kobe he actually seems like a really nice guy i know he's a ceo but this show did a really good job of making me feel for him he's just trying to live up to his father's reputation and that's great he seems like a nice guy that doug guy wow what a piece of [ __ ] i still kind of have a problem with the show though i feel like it should or maybe it does i didn't read the fine print but it it should like disclose that this is pretty much just an hour-long advertisement for these companies you know like the show sort of falls into this weird gray area where they don't have to 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Length: 24min 20sec (1460 seconds)

Published: Tue Jul 13 2021