Uncle Roger ROAST THE AUDIENCE

and you chef where your restaurant at i haven't made one yet you haven't made a restaurant so where you cook am i home at home so you're not chef hi you just home cook anybody can do that uncle roger have sex at home i don't say a porn star hi [Applause] this video is sponsored by hello fresh america's number one meal kit now a day all my niece and nephew so busy with hello fresh fit and wholesome recipe you can eat delicious meal without the worry uncle roger used hello fresh for a few weeks now so convenient no need to go grocery shopping like uncle nick the food healthy and delicious every week you get different recipes so you don't get bought they have many asian food options also like this one i cooking this is teriyaki sesame chicken i know i know they ask you to make rice in saucepan high but just ignore that and use rice cooker uncle roger love saving money and hello fresh good value because even at full price the ingredients all come in correct portion so you don't waste money on too much food and the packaging hello fresh use it already recycled fuel safety environment go to hellofresh.com and use code mr nigel16 for up to 16 free meal and three surprise gifts link in description and now we start with joe nice to meet you hannah what are you you guys together dating dating how long now five months five months okay still new still new they still actually like each other okay wilson what your favorite quality about hannah her what her inside that very dirty wilson very dirty don't phrase like just say personality her inside who introduced girlfriend like that this my girlfriend my favorite part of her her inside sorry children okay we move on we move on what you do what you do what ob gyn oh nice so you help people deliver baby nice very important job see the inside so have you seen hannah inside is it as good as wilson say is it as good or is it a bit [ __ ] need renovation what okay what your favorite type of vagina roger don't know what that job do what a healthy one a healthy one okay what does unhealthy one look like how can you tell if it's infected we're trying to do comedy show here lady don't bum everyone out give me a chair if you have infected vagina of course this denise are you single also yeah that's why that why nice to meet you nephew ryan what you do for living i work for amazon i'm a trainer trainer train them how to put things into boxes that's it i'm mobile yeah oh all three of you at amazon okay okay thank you for showing up on time the pack is so annoying how long you work at amazon now i've been there two years oh is it true that they exploit you can you is it true that's why i still work is that why you still work there oh because you train now you exploit the other people nice nice can they use the bathroom when they're in the office no good uncle roger like remind me of asia be very efficient why your box always too big why you buy one staple they give you this big ass box because this trainer sucks at his job is that right who here is chef ah nice what kind of food you make some asian some barbecue chicken that very different you just do everything you sure you're good you sure okay okay what your name little nephew darwin nice and you chef where your restaurant at you haven't made a restaurant so where you cook at home so you're not chef i you just home cook anybody can do that uncle roger have sex at home i don't say a porn star i subscribe to my only fan to my only fan just see me make love to rice cooker or make love to my wok encourage a pansexual [Applause] [Music] [Applause] what you love ma everything about him also hi uh this couple full of [ __ ] so much [ __ ] this tenure together you don't hate one single thing let's talk to honest people honest honest couple here you guys a couple yeah what do you hate about her she get no job right now she got no job right now see this is what real couple look like yeah this [ __ ] unemployed this [ __ ] [Laughter] okay unemployed woman what's your name harley nice to meet you nice harley so how long you've been unemployed for trio holy [ __ ] this guy's so much patience is good what do you do before you're unemployed but for the government okay what type of job secret thing or like can you say investigator this is very interesting this one okay who you investigate jeffrey epstein no everyone except him he should be the one you investigate first he is all everybody talk about when they hear about news from america okay and uh nice harley your husband here what your name ted nephew what you do for living you have job you have job nice what you do what you do information security so you prevent her from checking the background [Applause] of your client is what your name is aisha nice to meet you and who is she my girlfriend your girlfriend nice nice how are you guys dating 10 months tinder also how do you mean version of tinder the gay version of tinder what is that grinder grinder for guy tami is that a real app are you sure anybody here obtain me three people hi i think you need to use better app then nobody on there you found the only other person who used tami what you do for living optometrist okay optometrist and your girlfriend i'm training to be a prisoner of god training to be prison god 10 months together where your first date where you go on your first date she came to my house she came to your house uncle roger need to get this app now all the women on there so easy it's just five women on the app and they come to your house on first date save so much money don't need to bring them to pizza express or something i made you pizza you made pizza oh that's how you make pizza tell me let's judge your pizza because i used to be a baker you used to be baker and now you want to be prison water how [ __ ] was that bakery which [ __ ] cracks you work at it gives you so much trauma you like i just want to take care of inmate now i want [ __ ] flower i want prisoner prison okay optometrist so you put up like the letter and we have to see the the letter on the screen okay why the letter always so small why are you trying to [ __ ] me up every time i go or your vision get worse you're wishing just make your text bigger higher nice nice front row here how are you doing how are you doing nice life we are for you is right anthony and this your whole friend group this uh this is my brother and his girlfriend michael brother girlfriend your girlfriend okay which one your favorite your prata or your curve if they both drop in river who you say first of course the broader girlfriend she gonna die no pro she's gonna die first if they all drop dropping river who you save the one you get to sleep with see that kind of brother useless useless choose [ __ ] over you i okay how you guys met how you how you met her tinder for you encourage you tinder just for hook up what your opening line to her do you like motorcycles do you like motorcycle because you want to you can write on me is that what you say to her bring a helmet okay and you fell for that [ __ ] you need better standard hi [Music] okay anthony and what your name common okay what you do on first date right motorcycle okay anything happen afterward anything you wrote another motorcycle anthony you know about this how many motorcycles are you riding right now common how many motorcycles you want to save her you sure you want to save her hello niece and nephew it's uncle roger uncle roger currently in new york right now with nephew nigel for my high yacht worldwide and also trying to see auntie esther but touring's so exhausting hi yeah uncle roger oh now i think this is gonna be my last tour ever next tour onward it's just gonna be nephew nigel he younger got more energy so if you want to see uncle roger on tour this your only chance get ticket link in description if your city not on there or it's so out don't worry uncle roger listen to you leave comment on this video tell me where i should go and then sign up to my mailing list in description also because uncle roger always adding extra date hopefully see you there see how much fun the people in chicago and leicester have if you want to be in that crowd go buy ticket now see you soon nisha nephew bye bye

Channel: mrnigelng

Views: 5,904,953

Keywords: nigel ng, uncle roger, nigel ng comedy

Id: cx_y3uHnnaY

Length: 13min 9sec (789 seconds)

Published: Sun Apr 10 2022