Since my ex-wife Auntie Helen left Uncle Roger always trying to find love Don't get me wrong, rice cooker is good But Uncle Roger need something less intimate Today we gonna watch this show Love Island And see if Uncle Roger can pick up tip for dating One of you must suck the toes of the other for 30 seconds Haiya No no no no toe sucking on TV Please don't do it, please This week shows sponsored by Skillshare Niece and nephew Skillshare is online learning community with With thousand of inspiring classes for curious people like you Uncle Roger very bad at taking photos See? Terrible, terrible! That's why I take this course Portrait photography Shoot an epic instagram-worthy shot with Jessica kobeissi So many of my friend has expensive camera But their photo still look like shit, haiya Expensive camera won't make your photo good But this course will You can take something that some people don't see as being pretty and really make it into something cool Fuiyoh, that look so cool! See, she can even make white wall interesting So put away your selfie stick And take this course now The first 1,000 niece and nephew to click the link in the description Will get a one-month free trial of skillshare So you can start exploring your creativity today Go click link and now we start video The sun is shining This island look so nice the villa's had a complete makeover This villa looks nice also The kitchen's still there This kitchen looks so useless See? Induction stove. Cooking on here so not satisfying Use you some real fire! How can you impress women If you don't use real fire All the people will spend whole summer here And the winning couple take-home 50,000 pounds fuiyoh So much money This is about time we say hello to the class of 2021 Hands up who wants to be on the telly! What What they wearing Why you just Why you just wear that, stop Stop, you wear too little Stop go back to Jeep and take a T-shirt Haiya you showing too much You're trying to find boyfriend Not customer This video just starting and it's so dirty already 3,2 Come on this can't be that difficult We need a man! You don't need man, you need common sense Champagne bottle also cannot open These people must not have anything worth celebrating in their life before I'm Liberty, I'm 21 I'm a waitress and a marketing student from Birmingham I could never be vegetarian, I love meat A nice big sausage Oh, Uncle Roger like nice big sausage also I see this niece Liberty has good taste She like Lap Cheong Been too many cantonese restaurant before Okay, not bad Not many people know this but I got nine As and an A* at school. Haiya nine As and an A* Why not all A Star? In Asian family, you a failure I'm Kaz, I'm 26, I'm a fashion blogger from Essex I love sex! What she say What she say I love sex! No no no Don't say that kind of thing on TV, haiya This show so dirty When I see guys that I really like, I just kinda give them the eyes The I? What the I stand for Infection What's she doing Haiya, wear your seatbelt You gonna get stopped by police If you ride like this This girl don't know how car work What what What she wearing, what is this? Did a dog chew up half of your swimsuit? Haiya This kind of thing making all my nephew third leg standing up Sorry children I'm Devon. Where are you girls from? I'm from Oxford Oh are you? I'm like right down the other end It's good Yeah.It's by a beach, so you know... No fit men, though. Shame. I'm Faye, I'm 25 years old This woman Why her lip look like this? Look like two strips of bacon Earlier, niece Liberty say I love meat, A nice big sausage Niece Liberty, don't need to get sausage from store Just eat niece faye's lip Yes, I'm a good girlfriend. I'm buying you presents, I'm cooking you dinner Actually, no, I don't do that I don't actually know what I do, I don't know what I bring to the table! I'm great in bed! Being great in bed is not bad But what about the other 23 hours and 58 minutes of the day? You need to be about 6ft or over Bring me a bit of comedy and someone that can control this Control what? Those boobs look so fake they not going anywhere Can't believe I'm here, This is crazy! Hey, I'm Kaz I'm Shannon Nice to meet you, babe Lovely to meet you Sharon, nice to meet you. I'm Shannon Oh, God, you're Sharon? I'm Shannon, Sharon. They both common names, no need to act so surprised I wanna know, so what's your type? I like quite an old soul Old soul? okay Uncle Roger stand a chance with this woman Uncle Roger soul so old The only social media I'm on is ouija board Niece Shannon, hit me up I'll tell you what more Whitmore I like her, she dress the most classy Welcome to love island Ah, she the host Excited? Oh yeah She my favorite celebrity so far You all look absolutely incredible But how are you feeling Look at this, look at this! Niece Faye boob looks so fake she make the grass look real I think now they gonna introduce the men Bring on the men! I'm Jake, I'm 24 years old I'm a water engineer What is water engineer? Water don't need engineering Water you just drink I think he just means he is a plumber I love my job Nowadays, you don't see a hairy chest His shirt too tight, haiya, don't wear shirt from primary school If you can't afford new shirt, how can you afford a woman I've been single for about 15 months His jeans so tight also It look like leggings Don't shrink wrap your balls haiya Ball Is like wine They need to breath My type, all I ask for is blonde, blue eyes, little feet I like sucking toes He what? I like sucking toes! Don't say that to people in public Now the whole world know you like to suck toe This is what happened when your culture don't have bubble tea Then you need to find something else to suck on If you want unchewable disgusting thing in your mouth why not try Jamie Oliver boiled pork belly I just want to find a nice little blonde, petite Don't wink, and what with the tongue Haiya so gross Now every guy gonna chose to pair up with a woman And if the woman interested she can step forward also Please step forward Oh, niece Liberty like him Liberty why have you stepped forward for Jake? I think he's quite cheeky, which I quite like But look at this guy His skin more orange than Uncle Roger Polo Is he radioactive? Did he just shower in Chernobyl Hey, girls, you all right? I'm Aaron, I'm 24, I'm from London and I work in high-end events. My flirting never fails It's always eye contact Strong eye contact and a smile Why that winking so many guy winking now Is this what dating in 2021 is? Is this what I need to do to become daddy Roger When Uncle Roger dating nobody wink like this we just think you have lazy eye I think I'm a good boyfriend Obviously, you know, you'd have to ask my exes Correct You'd have to ask my exes Nephew Aaron Uncle Roger feel the same I feel I'm good husband, Just don't ask auntie helen Actually, don't ask Auntie Helen anything Unless question is Why you such a cheating bitch My name's Hugo, I'm 24, and I'm a PE teacher from Hampshire Haiya PE teacher That mean he not good enough to be actual teacher He just teaching gym Hugo Yes Who would you like to couple up with? I'd like to couple up with.. I don't like this Why it always the guy choosing the woman Why not the other way around? It feel a bit backward This less like dating, more like auction Hi, I'm Toby, I'm 22 I'm from Essex and I'm a semi-pro footballer Semi-Pro footballer Just like how Jamie Oliver Semi-Pro chef Never been in a relationship Girls, face to face? Stop it! Eww, again with the winking This guy need to shave his beard also That look like pubic hair Okay now they all couple up now Sharon and Hugo Kaz and Toby Faye and Brad And Shannon and Aaron Oh, hi, everyone. Are you OK? Hi, darling, how are you? Haiya There are black people There are white people, there even a Puerto Rican But why no Asian? Why no Asian? Get one Asian guy on there we need love also They should have one Asian guy, he get on with black girl Because last time uncle roger saw Asian and black people together It was Rush Hour That Uncle Roger favorite film For Kaz and Toby and Sharon and Hugo This is where they gonna live? Of a man who's never seen a bed Haiya they are going to expensive villa And they still have to have roommate haiya 10 people sleeping in one room? It's less like love Island more like love refugee camp So nice This is so nice What do you do? Fashion blogger So what do you have to do? "Hey, this is my YouTube channel." Haiya, doing youtube is not that easy This Puerto Rican guy insulting Uncle Roger job Skip him Time for the first night time montage of the series! They are so excited about a bathroom Why they all have same luggage? How they gonna know whose is whose at airport? Haiya so impractical What What she doing? what she doing? Why? She's using mirror and then phone camera on her head She live streaming her forehead? Who do that? This literally what she doing I suppose the good thing with the early days is everyone can just crack on with with who they want straightaway you are like especially your outfit, I was like, "Jesus Christ, like, blue and with a tan Haiya these conversation so boring Personality, for me, it's always personality You're never gonna find out someone's personality if you're not attracted to them in the first place Because usually I'm not going to give him the time of day You're not though, are you? Uncle Roger falling asleep and then he talks himself in a circle And then I come out the conversation a lot more confused than what I went into the conversation Same niece faye, same End up hitting it off mint But you start finding other things, Why her face like this all the time She look like she don't know how blinking work Niece Faye Blink sometime, blinking is free Oh, she actually blinks So How are you feeling I'm feeling good What's your usual type? You haven't said. I'm like You didn't step forward for anyone. I'm not funny, but, like, I don't really know, like, That's not me I'm struggling with Aaron I think he's amazing Not just you, niece Shannon, Uncle Roger struggling also Is that a bad thing? If you're quiet, that's boring No but I think it I'll just like take my time This nephew Aaron is driest person uncle roger ever know He has more teeth than personality Okay Now they gonna do few challenge I'm not doing that! I'm not doing that! One of you must suck the toes of the other for 30 seconds. Haiya no no no no toe sucking on tv You need to apologize to children please don't do it Please don't do it, please Please don't, No No no no Don't! Stop! Haiya What dating show is this? This not dating show, this more like weird fetish thing Uncle Roger so upset I put my leg down from chair Niece Kaz you should put your leg down from chair also don't let the Puerto Rican suck your toe That nephew Jake with the foot fetish I like sucking toes He recording the video, what you gonna do with it? He saving it for later haiya That's my first time sucking toe as well, if anyone took note What did it taste like? Toes So far this show nothing happening Just bad conversation and toe sucking What they gonna do to stir up drama You and your partner must try to stop your jaws dropping to the floor When you see who's heading into the villa! New contender? Hi, I'm Chloe, I'm 25 and I'm a marketing specialist from Oxfordshire Most men are married or have girlfriends that means they're off limits But they are not really off limits I mean I'm partial to a married man She partial to married man? Uncle Roger and Matt Hancock both stand a chance I'm a bit mushy, I do tend to absolutely fall in love I just want someone fit and funny, that's not too much to ask for is it This woman look like a hot scarecrow Hey boy How are you Chloe here I'd like to take you all on a date but I'll let you guys decide who wants to come and join me Hopefully I'll see you soon When Uncle Roger dating it's so innocent Just go get dinner, watch movie, holding hand This is not a good dating instructional video for middle-aged Asian men like me Haiya Uncle Roger not gonna do that weird winking tongue shit And then suck your toe Rice cooker is good But Uncle Roger need something less intimate Rice cooker is good But Uncle Roger trying to have affair with real woman also The I What the I stand for Infection This is a really good line The line was writted by Morgan Rees, a comedian friend of mine He help me on my uncle roger video, so if you like the videos he's played a big part in it Go check out his Instagram link down below And go give him a follow Control what? Those boobs look so fake they not going anywhere Uncle Roger's soul so old The only social media I'm on is ouija board This such a stupid joke 10 people sleeping in a room It's less like love Island more like love refugee camp So bad Niece faye, blink sometime Feel free to blink Blinking is free, just blink
I don't how this guy's jumping on the "I Hate Everything bandwagon" considering Alex made his video 3 years ago and there's currently nothing about IHE that's popular to be considered a bandwagon right now.
Oh hey this dude who bent over for China. Fuck this coward bitch.