TUMBLR AWARDS V131

ideas motivation talent never has a graph being more of an accurate representation of the exact data it's trying to convey soldier so we have conquered another city what should we main it Alexander named it Alexandria soldier but so we've already named sixty other cities that Alexander brand recognition represents zero to 100 real quick but imagine pulling the wrong lipstick when you're not paying attention want to know how I got these scars when the test question says describe what's happening in the picture but the picture be like teachers got into deep fried memes before it went mainstream human brain I'm angry gorilla brain hit something chimpanzee brain screen or angleton brain sit in silent contempt and eat fruits gorillas brain feel good the other side of my brain which is wearing a Hawaiian shirt cracks another sparkling water the air probably vaccinate your kids folks I'm not about to get sick and die because you think juniper lead with organic honey will protect you from polio is it bad I assumed juniper leaf was the name of the kid when you want to watch Young Frankenstein but Netflix for some reason gives you the subtitles from lilo and Stitch a Hannah means family family means nobody gets left behind I'm not seeing anything wrong per se this was great but the part that's killing me as Netflix is follow up the issue has been resolved how do we explain to 40 plus year olds online that you can't just end every sentence with without conveying a really ominous vibe LOL i love that this post has informed me that thousands of other people my age are terrified by totally innocuous messages from parents professors and bosses stock images provided by jetty images this is such a [ __ ] surreal thing to see in the credits of a spongebob episode for some reason like a tack oh god what a [ __ ] nightmare you people are I'm serious you're the worst species I ever created and I made thirty five hundred different cockroaches the only thing flat earthers have to fear is fear itself me swallows tablet with water everyone at the Samsung store Sony Panasonic Toshiba they're all stereotypes my bold surgeon friend is the most charismatic guy I know he is a real smooth operator when the government trainer taught your bread don't touch my bread government don't touch her me laying in bed looking at memes hands randomly drop phone towards my face me [ __ ] made the so see yesterday a worse betrayal than when Marcus Junius Brutus killed Julius Caesar [Applause] I haven't been able to get the full video but we just celebrated one of our steam locomotives turning 145 by chucking a chocolate cake into her firebox Ellen page's early filmography looks like it was fought a shot for an Arrested Development gag wait I looked it up and ghost cat and the cat that came back are literally the same movie that was released under two different names and apparently they just tried to market it separately as a thriller and as a heartwarming family film when I was a kid my favorite song was save a horse ride a cowboy because I had no idea it was about six thought it was like this remove the shrink-wrap from your aap booklet and use it to cover your nose and mouth once you have embraced death Lucca proceeded to take your pencils and write your initials in today's dates this sells your cell to the College Board when your mom uses this to make spaghetti she ain't making [ __ ] else for the next five to seven business days it will be breakfast lunch and dinner having fun or yeah thanks man is in hell me it's hot Satan it's the heat why the [ __ ] do you make such beautiful [ __ ] posts wait you guys can't see them oh [ __ ] due to personal reasons I have decided to stop making sense to anyone I will not be accepting constructive criticism nor will I be taking any questions at this or any other time I can show you the jor-el's I remember when I was really young I was asking my mom what circumcision wasn't one of my first questions was what do they do with the skin after they cut it off and she told me the doctors fry it up with onions ceremonial fungal masks do you know the mushroom man I don't want to know the mushroom man but perhaps he wants to know you the [ __ ] this scarole waterbending fun facts despite how many times the Sims has changed art styles they'll often reuse assets by just slightly altering them for the new game one example of this is the pigeon model that they've been reusing and slightly changing since 2004 why fix something if it ain't broke human flesh pickpocketing level surgeon but a lovely but this character is [ __ ] this show is [ __ ] my dad just managed to convince my sister that Mordor is a volcano in Italy where the Pope gets thrown into when he dies there is a hell believe me I've seen it tumblr when Pokemon X&Y is released we are banning every blog except for Pokemon blogs because [ __ ] all that pokemons out New Hampshire has a Pumpkin Regatta where people grow giant pumpkins carve them out and turn them into boats racing down a river dressed in costumes now you know a kick from a giraffe can decapitate a liar now you know calm now you know don't underestimate the full destructive power of a giraffe I wish manifest organized only you can make it happen [ __ ] yeah dude murder thousands of people by [ __ ] steam reeling them with grass kill the imposter my new bath bomb from lush is perfect remember this I'm only nine Clary no excuses just wanna say I have a crush on you pet crush orange tiny snake I do not think this is going to work out as planned I mean I admire your tenacity but let that little baby dream okay I'm losing my mind Avengers infinity war to Venice uploads an apology video to YouTube I'm really sorry that you interpreted what I did is wrong it was a social experiment this is not the character I fell in love with said one father who named his daughter Daenerys say you named your kid Daenerys how's that feel now sucks for the children but this is so funny my four-year-old child fickle Rick was always the kindest boy until season six ed sheeran is a yellow-bellied little but she couldn't even last a single sparring match against he achieve um I've been drinking water and this [ __ ] is not half bad I'm like a romance Apple NPC if you compliment me once per day for a week straight you unlock the dialogue option to marry me throw my favorite food at me five times and I will approach you and tell you I love you floor creaks me stop snitchin [ __ ] I [ __ ] did it for I have four of them going to drink it here I go it's Pappy intimacy with another person quick someone who's never seen scooby-doo - monsters unleashed explain what's happening not possible everyone seems scooby-doo - monsters unleashed my brother discovered that if you order a shake at Sonic and ask them to put a corndog in it they will in fact do it I feel like I just missed a miracle on the beach or a drowning hey nice body thanks I love compliments about my flesh prison I'm great at this I've never broken a bone which just seems too suspicious to me I probably don't have any bones I love girls but they're out of my league like every single girl all of them out of my league some of y'all don't even have two brain cells it's the two ones in your brain fighting and EMS taking the friction of the tussle for a thought being formed this is the money frog read blog for good luck and many crickets money can be exchanged for goods and services if you take away Daffy this image looks like modern art no here's an essential element the depressed sorcerer and his ridiculous clothing in his cell me trying on new outfits in my room how much do boy slash girlfriend cost at least three potato didn't it use to be two potato the recession hit us hard I love Star War pew pew light saber dark Vader and Luke skyscraper and Obi one cannily and r2 be two and three PC oh and toppika I love Star Trek me dangling hand off bed demon grabs it me what are we self-care is drinking directly from a puddle in the Taco Bell drive-thru no [ __ ] someone spilled their Dunkin Donuts coffee in the school lobby so this kid got out his Dunkin Donuts uniform and started directing traffic around it saying things like man watch out this is a Dunkin Donuts matter when a security guard walked up to him to ask what he was doing the kid told him to stand back he was just doing his job but gay [ __ ] that gay [ __ ] that gay [ __ ] poems and I looked into the windows of her soul and said which credit to this kid in my class so talented big handsome boys in the house where his eyes none of your business get off the counter I ain't telling him you tell him dermatologists avoid touching your face and never pick at your skin me having zero impulse control unfortunate don't ignore me I despise being ignored I mean I'm ignoring like a tree bull right now but still when you're just trying to have a good time but the specter of your own morality looms like a shadow upon your soul when you're fidgeting with a pen and it just flied [ __ ] halfway across the room and you just try to pretend like you didn't just launch a small projectile instead of writing notes with it like you're [ __ ] supposed to you have been visited by the happy husky like the video and you will experience happiness within the next 24 hours on top food chain [Music] looking for success I'm crazy and look too high of a joke yes my weave is the rocket the comments that my vids together

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Length: 11min 54sec (714 seconds)

Published: Sat May 18 2019