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the best way to draw a frog is to give it as few frog qualities as possible just enough that it barely registers as a frog like this my sister just walked into my room grunted oil and promptly collapsed on the floor function odd possessed by America life hack got something you need to do at a certain time every day example take meds start giving your cat a treat right before you do it you may have trouble remembering but your cat absolutely will not that's a damn good advice a cat wrote this eight years old college reading level the weight of the world on my shoulders twenty years old illiterate the weight of the universe has given me chronic back pain the dopest thing about horses is that they're basically grass engines like grass goes in fast comes out most things that produce fast like cheetahs and cars use much more heavily processed grass like horses and oil and yet here horses are producing the fast with only the grass are you ok why do people get so weird around wheelchair users I'm literally just a person sitting down you're sitting down and moving at the same time like some kind of which today my diet has consisted of five guys and Popeye so I'm probably gonna live forever you ate five whole people six counting Popeye till Vikings use the bones of slain animals when smithing new weapons believing this would enchant the weapon with the animals spirit this actually made the weapons stronger because the carbon in the bones couples would be iron made a primitive version of steel [ __ ] off egghead it's because of bone magic waitress I'm sorry we are all out of Mazzarella sticks waitress sir please stop crying we interviewing a bird on my porch so is it scary to fly in the rain why do people draw the Sun with sunglasses how is he supposed to protect his eyes from the sunna fee is the Sun he has to protect his eyes from your face ouch me pleasantly skipping that one song on my playlist despite never deleting it out of pure laziness I use the wrong picture I'm glad everyone thinks that it still fits sassiest in the office this picture alone tells you she was robbed be sure to pee after sex so you don't get an hdmi i'm venom and you are mine in this university city that goes up Venom's ass to control him it wasn't a competition and yet you won new yorker one on his deathbed be badda-bing new yorker to crying badda boom badda boom feed him he is deciding what is it about Wednesdays it's Friday make your own post this one's about Wednesday I had no idea that chickens could float or swim I don't know why I've never thought of chickens as buoyant I never pictured chickens anywhere near water what else have I been missing cest less women Powell's were blogging for the pun and a pun alone I just scooted my chair and felt a vibrations in my [ __ ] does this mean I'm gay that was just me sending chakra vibrations to you prostate don't worry about it bro okay bro vibes received namaste Tigger's gotta bounce if he wants to taste that honey please receive Christ why do my ribs hurt it's the ribs damn my school nurse has a tumblr ha Iron Man and Captain America meeting in Stuttgart Germany I'm not a power bottom I'm a Power Ranger teammate you suck me after playing overwatch and getting six kills and 20 deaths I carried our team you stupid [ __ ] a rescued ela steel finds toy version of itself can't stop hugging it everyone like that oh boy boss make dollar I make time so I watched top ten fortnight deaths on company time friend wow you have so many ideas and fanfic started how do you do it me God has cursed me for my hubris and my work is never finished who is she marry condo and anima Sask s' do you know of any Jason Paul I really want to go down on him while he wears a mask but obviously that's impossible haha noises and what they mean need trying to comprehend anything anyone says to me a concept the great France B which is essentially the plot of the great gaps B but set in a frat house crop circles everybody aliens nobody cone is sentient why we must listen cool a baked chicken wings I'm convinced that Jesus canceled his second coming a while ago watch these B fire though some police officers got stuck in an elevator and the fire department totally trolled them for it this honestly looks like a b99 plotline when the waitress takes your plate and there were still fries on it how did tumblr missus joke [ __ ] spongebob how long are you going to stay in your little fantasy world oh my god things to include in a college application High School Musical quotes the number five a three-page Samsung Galaxy S to skyrocket review your fastest lap time in Mario Kart das Connor the receipt to a hairdryer Big Bird you'll be accepted anywhere morph is image I was trying to not laugh and then I saw this picture and I Spit on everything I always forget bunnies of tongues then I see a picture of them sticking their tongues out and it makes me so happy because they are so precious Wow when people accidentally bump into me in the halls at school please do not touch the artwork my dad set this up and said they sing because they can because they can do millenials even eat food contradictory studies claim they're shopping for fewer groceries but also dining out less this is such a weird way of phrasing millenials go hungry because of financial crisis we caused why then do they not eat cake when you hit the last lap in Mario Kart and the music speeds up picnic pants please no one wear these ever too late Justin Bieber already does do Emma Roberts and Evan Peters share hair dyes delete this a romance to die for my captain friend sent me this photo Saudi prince board ticket for his 80 Hawks nice apparently full compassed sports are a mandatory thing throughout Arabia you have to appreciate the irony of birds on an airplane this is good all I can picture is that horrible rendition of a Jurassic Park theme with the harmonica plot twist Santa actually brings you the naked celebrity you asked for and you have to awkwardly unwrap them in front of your entire family worth it totally worth it doctor three worst blood sugar foods tumblr rhymes so high you can't just show me images like this be gentle on my curves darling I want you but not so fast speed kills this is my aesthetic I found it at last mountain road signs bearing sexual puns it's an itch a friend forgot his laptop on the floor of my room my grandmother thought it was a scale conclusion she weighs nine hundred and fifty dollars I can't breathe we crave a different kind of bus I hate this website so much when dogs sleep it seems like the world is at peace all around me are familiar faces worn out places worn out faces the large dogs love me I am appreciated this is satisfying to me this guy walks up to your girl and 27 times combo slaps our ass what you doing do you ever just look at yourself in snapchat front camera and just stare in ads it get this out of my face who is she where is her Vogue spread when someone tells me and the squad it's none of your business my purse it's bradder you'll leave Kelly Clarkson alone I took a panoramic photo at a concert and lights changed in the middle of it this is the result I told my mom I needed new chapstick and she got me this he keeps sleeping in my silk scarf translation from Finnish do you have a moment to talk about the porridge mild a cat got sick of my kitten trying to play with him so he pinned him down and licked him until he fell asleep I don't care what's going on here but I want in you should act more your age no a fork in the road current moved babies by Van Gogh [Music] stop what you're doing look at this wolf okay now you can continue that's not a wolf that's king good boy I like what's going on here road trip this is a strange dog why this dog the same size as me a dog but not smell like dog not sure what happened owner what you think got crunchy joints crispy bones popcorn ankles pop-pop-pop-pop that's me getting out of bed what is heavier a 200 pounds of bricks or 200 pounds of feathers the answer is feathers 200 pounds of bricks is just a bunch of bricks but if you try to carry 200 pounds of feathers you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those core birds that was deep and I did not anticipate that I'm losing my [ __ ] [ __ ] because my mom is getting catfished by a guy that sends her pictures like this and it never once occurred to her that this isn't a real picture that a real person would ever take ever first get a jar Patrick that's a pickle yes when you have no idea what the [ __ ] is going on in class anymore this is my hood and these girls belong to me belong that is a very sexist way to talk about these [ __ ] oMG every day I hear about things and I'm sick of it okay I've decided to become abstract next time you see me you'll see a series of colors and have the vague sense you've just met somebody in eighth grade we thought it would be funny to scare our algebra teacher so when she was writing on the board we all put on Dora masks and when she turned around she screamed proud beach bunny what is this I need him when you're trina-- cheat on a test but the teacher looks over so you gotta pretend you're deep in thought what is the French word for eggplant a B C aubergine D E I dunno man E looks right you could edit an Elon Musk tweet to say anything and I wouldn't know it was fake because he still has me blocked on Twitter you're missing out I am hungry for some hot dog but grime is vegan kissing booth 25 cents I'm screaming only a quart of water steel this is Ben people say he's weird but he actually quite special what did the Pirates say when he turned 80 I'm 80 go to hell that was clever giggles of the Internet my mom what are you laughing about me worry about yourself if your name is spelled wrong according to Microsoft Word then you on the red carpet beige shine on cow hypnosis Cal transformation hypnosis hypnotize yourself to be a cow I feel like this is 95 percent a sex thing but the five percent chance that this is entirely non-sexual scares me more all your files are exactly where you left them I mean I'm not calling you a liar window but that sounds like something someone who'd [ __ ] about with my files would say don't smoke the weed you will die are you high the die I could eat a whole avocado right now of oxidant advocare go away try this one on for size forgive me Father I have sinned sorry daddy I've been naughty great news language is now banned why are there waiting lists for preschools babies are so small 800 could fit in one room just stack them he was a skater goat he said see you later goat he wasn't guilty enough for hurt but now he's a tumblr goat he's got half a million notes for my next stunt I'll wake up at 5:00 a.m. on the day I can sleep in early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy wealthy and wise early to bed and early to rise makes me a massive [ __ ] they are both texting someone right now saying some weird guy next to me is wearing the same thing as me there's only one gender buddy this is the funniest thing I have ever seen someone say on roblox misunderstood me I'm in the sinc fandom is that the entrance to the Chamber of Secrets that is the most beautiful sink I have ever seen can I join this sink fandom god I was sad tonight but not anymore glances at my live laughs laughs poster and smiles not anymore me is sad some random shiny thing with no functional monetary value half buried in the dirt at the bus stop me oh hello who we are all just crows with rights and anxiety rides you guys are getting rights I don't get how Peggy didn't see Steve staring at her an end game he was literally standing there like what if chickens had front-facing eyes first day of the semester this isn't so bad maybe I actually won't be an absolute mess this time around third day of the semester seductively peels off my skin to reveal that I actually look like this what nothing beats a snow pentagonal dodecahedron I quit sometimes I think about how stupid my sense of humor is like I'm [ __ ] giggling at sequels to things that should not have sequels okay but what do you think a cellphone to house arrest wouldn't even be a punishment for me website arrest the horror okay ice cubes are badass I mean they float around in their own blood tumbler after dark going to college like why would someone think this is a good idea because it is this car is about to blow up and then act like you don't know nobody Merry Christmas why you do that do you just stop climbing Mount Everest just stop it WTF Doughboy funny face cheese bar Gaylord freeloader Vegeta Goku Boop and Bank choose your fighter a guide for people who can't tell the 90s from the early 2000s apart if people are dressed in neon it's the 90s if people are dressed in space-age metallics its mm [Music] I want to see pictures of your lowest moment from 2013 go I was in a Toy Story play and I loved it you're an inspiration to us all my dad gets on the computer for five minutes and he already manages to unlock Internet Explorer's unholy twin and pull it out of the depths of hell which will you choose anime success both jellyfish apocalypse not coming disappointing my mum just came into my room and told me not to look in the freezer BRB I'm going to go look in the freezer mum that's not funny hello welcome to my home it kind looks like she's summoned out of a black hole what the [ __ ] is wrong with that cow mantises are the closest living thing to centaurs it checks out but don't ever say it again this pool is jarring against the background of your Californian McMansion splurge on that house but not on an in-ground pool that possibly that individual on the right is so ripped what the heck it's the lab seaters in that pool every morning when you're on sensory overload and someone tries to interact with you stop stop stop stop seriously you got a start we charge our phones daily but let our marriages die if your phone receives more daily charging than your spouse then you're spending way too much time talking to the wrong people make sure your wife is plugged into a charge or every night or bring a portable wife charger with you on long trips toddler at family event me wet cheeto I hate when people call their grandparents weird names instead of Grandma and Grandpa like the bouche Corral salami I'm telling grandpa salami that you were talking [ __ ] you have been visited by the smart studying dog oh you'll be blessed with good grades only if you subscribe to commenter woods and like the video on top food chain one stock new game course on snap - hey nice one Matt Kuchar sobre su beige micro hues - like say my ram be a fine food faster than fast

Channel: Cowbelly Studios

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Id: _CyMBZ-eVgo

Length: 19min 3sec (1143 seconds)

Published: Fri May 31 2019