Tumblr Awards v76

Gordon Ramsay son my best impression of you can I swear he's a [ __ ] Carbon Copy look at Gordon he's so proud 180 thousand dollar Aston Martin killed by $200 pink car tropical I have a feeling her dog had puppies and she got too attached I have a feeling she is me in the future this is nearly enough dogs best episode ever used mop water versus hot creamy dog vomit I cannot decide allow me to introduce you to James listen up James I hope you're good because I'm not going to carry you no one's carried me since my mama and then they proceeded to be the worst at their jobs for the next 20 years when you ugly AF bad personality on point [Music] [Applause] today an art class our teacher was absent in our substitute as one of the animators for Courage the Cowardly Dog I would have literally cried if you kill someone just put this over their head and leave them in public people will think they are just mapping the myth of consensual sex I consent I consent I don't isn't there somebody you forgot to ask I just saw this on Facebook oMG basically if you have glasses and slash or red hair you have already won my heart I'm sickened but curious this picture defines how I use the Internet [Applause] this guy sells the most powerful weapons and accessories this is the most npc looking [ __ ] I've ever seen would you like the dinosaurs to come back 24 yes to know those two kids have seen Jurassic Park my basement got no business looking like this this belongs in the Smithsonian when intento Gamecube does not have a lizard inside of it well then what is the point [Music] when you don't get the nut jeepers frog I lead from lily pad to lily pad this is my favorite sport pets rare upbeat cousin geez daylight donuts they are not the best but just say it say those four words and I'm all yours paul blart mall cop pick up pick a [ __ ] do you play Animal Crossing no but I play animal circling high score oh my god and gel in a jolly ha ha she ordered a wanton soup and then tried to adopt my daughter homework first video game lot for Nintendo homework first NES lock ruthless [ __ ] court is that Banksy nice puppy nice puppy is petting a lobster full makeup look that is so ugly you are the worst at makeup tutorials I can do better makeup and I'm only nine years old so look at you my anal beads have finally arrived [Applause] 50 shades of gray looks great [Music] cheap highway in Ireland beep beep go the sheep sheep summer looks we met a celebrity OMG told Luigi I love him my dad is a true fan is this American Horror Story what the [ __ ] how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn't even care okay um I'm 90% sure his arm is under the cat but that's just me no he's putting his arm through the cat because cats are liquid rare pic of God communicating with Taylor Swift thanking her for making 1989 rare pic of God communicating with Ben Stiller begging him to stop making bad movies so after Belen the Beast got married they have to buy all-new furniture since like half their castle turned into people Beauty and the Beast to the trip to Ikea his Mona Lisa single is mclemore investing his money wisely is em just upside down W or am I going crazy is masterpiece theater real is my dad alive calm is making out with a piece of a meteo gay what the [ __ ] is wrong with the Internet I want someone who doesn't watch retinol to explain to me what's happening in this scene hashtag competitive light bulb replacement I feel like people in horror movies live in an alternate universe where there are no horror movies that explains a lot what rock group has for men that don't sing what Mount Rushmore get out I may be ugly and untalented but that's all at a job interview employer so do you have any experience in sales me I once sold or even noticin middle schoolers who thought it was part never microwave a compressor what did you do I microwaved a cap resin butterflies scavenging dead fish and you just thought they were all nectar flowers and sugary bits didn't you well [ __ ] all your worldviews look at this well butterflies also drink blood from dead bodies and sometimes even urine butterflies are so [ __ ] metal current moved that picture of Rami Malek holding two pens at an autograph signing and looking overwhelmed you know the one I mean [Music] [Applause] fearless cat keeps returning to the London supermarket he's banned frog fight the system can someone from the CNC side of tumblr please explain this this is called shape-memory it's made from an alloy and of titanium and nickel I believe it's called nitinol it has the ability to remember the shape it's taken when cold you can bend it whatever which way but once you heat it or in this case put it in what I presume is hot water it will take the original shape what if you don't think that's the tightest ship then get out of my face if you get these from your drug dealer this Halloween don't eat them--and please throw them away immediately they are not drugs they are candy if you have one you will not have any hallucinations or even get a little high it just tastes like sour Cho please spread this around I hope that one day I will finally be okay I'll make a cherry pie when it is all over today is the day my dog got excited when I got home from work and ran around me while Pierre art [Applause] goalkeeper Sam Bartram alone on the pitch not realizing that the game had been abandoned 15 minutes earlier due to heavy fog the 25th of December 1937 my last brain cell yesterday partly cloudy today lightning tomorrow dark what tomorrow we enter the void back pain have you tried e remove human spine of all the communities for one of my posts to circulate in the chronic pain community was not expected but honestly that's even funnier than this as an Elder Scrolls [ __ ] post fine dick home girl on a mission me spends three dollars me me at a fast food place oh the prices have gone up sever oh yeah sorry about that like its management I can't do anything about me I know this and I love you I'm thinking about how we say spill the tea or just tea and how people used to say spill the beans like what if we just send beams when gossiping and then she told me that he actually wasn't at her house Oh beans or ting here's somebody he used to know do you ever regret drawing something smoke glitter sunset fish aesthetics those angers I've been fooled I'm as dumb as a fish me deep in the woods bent over a tree with my wholeness out oh now I hope Bigfoot doesn't find me like this and draw me with his big farm Bigfoot straight-up took him out before he could finish this powerful [ __ ] post drenched income hey guys I'm back what did I miss in the near future you are making dinner because you are about to meet your girlfriend's dad for the first time all you have in the kitchen is cooked frozen steaks in walks your girlfriend and her dad Gordon Ramsay this isn't a prompt this is a fully finished horror story today my diet has consisted of five guys and Popeye so I'm probably gonna live forever you ate five whole people six counting Popeye engineer one we need a name for the front of the plane where the pilot sit engineer 2d coal engineer one almost eggs this is my best post be the villain you were born to be stop waiting for someone to come along and corrupt you succumb to the darkness yourself this is surprisingly motivating do you ever get sad over something that happened a long time ago because I do GNote that's not even a little bit okay bisexual you mean you're experimenting kicks test-tubes and alien hybrid under a desk um no what do you mean I already named my switchblades Tabitha but what's a good name for a sword slash Lee / Lee I called my cat my son in front of my dad one time and now every time he wants the cat to leave him alone he says go see your father rip spine out and cracks it and midair like a whip no one do this it is not healthy ice-skating is like walking in curses what have you done it must be so nice to be rich instead of like having to develop a personality shut up lol buy my silence treat spiders the way you want to be treated killed without hesitation don't like it become God bathtime that is not the Jeff I meant to use dear Lord water isn't a beverage looked it up and anons rhymes it's defined as a drink other than water what the [ __ ] that's the worst kind of definition then WTF is water water is life I won some little kid fairy wings at a work quiz today and I'm gonna put them on Purim and see what happens and I literally can't wait to get home I'm counting down the minutes [Music] except her instant heart attack this mod gives your character a heart attack you died from a heart attack okay just as advertised ominous positivity you will be okay you have no choice everything will turn out fine you cannot stop it you will succeed it is inevitable who the hell invented the words maxi and what the [ __ ] does the letter a minute even stand for M stands for slope thanks Beauty and the Beast but reverse I kissed the love of my life and she turns into a sick [ __ ] monster and it's awesome Shrek never mind post cancelled remember two are always speaker you're mine I eat cereal with water signalling the waiter the green flecks and this food are delicious vegetables you say fascinating me to my cat please stop pushing every goddamn thing off my desk I'm beggin please my cat Who am I to deny myself every single desire that crosses my pea-brain uh has anyone noticed that Italy looks like a boot um yes really I never realized it until I saw this man cheeseburger stabbing I can't decide if someone stabbed someone else over a cheeseburger someone stabbed someone else with a cheeseburger someone stabbed a cheeseburger a cheeseburger stabbed someone a cheeseburger stabbed another cheeseburger trying to romance a skeleton you have lovely bones what have you done I say as my skeleton attempts to escape my body to follow you oh wow I really don't like that a lot of adulthood is shouting all my laundry vows after you put it in the washer / dryer and running to go fetch it oh [ __ ] my laundry reblog to save someone's laundry when you go in the bathroom and you don't know if it's water or pee on the ground just remember toads exist and got a burst of serotonin Surat Odin good reply it deserves recognition I wish I could like download languages into my brain it's called studying but the buffering speed as a [ __ ] someone's mom make yourself at home would you like something to drink me very dry mouth like spongebob in sandy's treedome me no thank you me embarrass yourself in public me loudly I sure hope no one murders me tonight in my sleep where I live at 125 West that's W est rola some of you never had to pretend to sleep with your phone / Gameboy hidden under your pillow while your mom walks in your room to check up on you and it shows chimpanzees are terrifying but if we teach them language they can be even scarier chimpanzee voice I cannot [ __ ] waits to hurt you Gangnam style came on the radio again this sounds like a post-apocalyptic diary entry Facebook article you'll never want to drink this name-brand soda again after you see what happens when it mixes with lava you ever have cravings that are like you will eat a rice krispies treat or there will be consequences you have 24 hours a four step guide to learning chemistry one chemists try to chemists why three chemists cry for chemists by if we all marry and divorce Jeff be so we can single-handedly distribute all of his wealth yo how much dirt you gotta throw in the ocean to make a new country signs side of tumblr like a ders waking up every day seems a little excessive you [Music] cow belly let's go babe the monetization is dropping going to to start the migration of top innovation and content creation in other states and got inspiration to drop an UK on top of your faces amok in the face of the clock is still raising this impatient monster is way cannot just escape news rod like FK you to betray you thought you would make it past all the Creator who want to get paid for their awesome creation so take the advice of a gardener make all I got to say calvetti TV gets more traffic than a metropolis yes [ __ ]

Channel: Cowbelly Studios

Views: 839,810

Rating: 4.9458857 out of 5

Keywords: comment, awards, memes, tumblr awards, textposts, meme, funny, try not to laugh

Id: 4IqZPG6CvIQ

Length: 15min 53sec (953 seconds)

Published: Wed Jan 23 2019