TUMBLR AWARDS V127

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to his face machine the cat more like machine the limits of lab safety the atoms that make up my body aren't mine it's just my time to use them mum says it's my turn with a carbon almond cookies these Armand cook is a very aggressive sexting voices so funder course they get so into it and you're like cleaning your kitchen or something relative so you've got a boyfriend yet me haha yeah relative oh well really I want to meet it me haha so do I relative relative wait wat me sobbing in a corner what girls look for in guys brown eyes messy hair cute nose for pores golden retriever apparently February 14th will be a full moon celebrate with your lover by turning into a werewolf on your date and devouring them 100% romantic I'm an expert Dan girl are you my appendix because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out when you drop something in front of your crush cannibalism holds the potential to solve both hunger and overpopulation problems what the [ __ ] are you thinking about in that shower if you rip a hole in a net there's actually fewer holes in it than it was before our Medusa's leg hairs tiny snakes now we are asking the real questions mantis shrimp have 16 color odds humans have 3 they can see 13 more colors than us wait what if greys are just colors humans can't see what have you done I'm 19 years old I shouldn't be laughing at spelling attic out loud what have you done Farrell Williams and Will Ferrell have reversed names this fuc meter Q is just Q followed by four silent letters so why does the flexed bicep energy hand look like a sloth what did he add for the best man instead of Lord of the Rings ice skating is like walking in cursive what have you done we all have about two minutes to live but taking a breath resets the clock stop that is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is every single odd number has an e in it [Music] seven this one about beginnings 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mom I'm meeting my friends see you later bye it's [ __ ] up Friday tonight wait [Music] normal bird hi you have been asked to stop I was born with the gift of hands and I'm going to make that everyone else's problem you an intellectual literature me a dumbass book someone helped me find that image of four cats being held up in front of a brightly colored background the caps look car being held but each have their own personality never mind I found it I know you're tired [ __ ] but keep [ __ ] going okay fine but I'm gonna complained the whole time at first I thought this was a picture of just someone having a normal get-together but now it's so much more a Hannah hey guys you are now you're mine crafts give IRL hell [ __ ] to you join now you have my interest saw a little girl wearing a shirt that says future Bigfoot and that rules so hard in case you needed any more proof that big caps are actually just gigantic house caps that can kill you I came up with a new pain scale idea I could hear this image someone hey hon are you feeling me oh I'm not me encounter something slightly difficult brain you have to cry me why brain you gotta people who don't have cases on their phones make me nervous like why you tempting fate great value no stick not a flavored cooking spray great value lemon scented furniture polish I almost killed my family making pancakes this morning with great value comes great responsibility hi welcome to Chili's I work at an art store and we have tester pads out for pens and markers sometimes people put in way too much time into their doodles and then there's this beautifully cursed image phone rings hello hi is your refrigerator running yes it is mine is as well can't wait to see your frigid the race tomorrow there is nothing that says Australia's weather is messed up quite like the fact that our fire danger system doesn't just stop at extreme low moderate high very high severe extreme catastrophic and that the second lowest setting is high [Applause] 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is the only picture he took student convinced family she was on a trip around Asia despite never leaving her bedroom peak performance art please tell me that is your nose this completely went over my head as a kid day 77 no one suspects a thing I was so focused on the dog sitting patiently in the back that I didn't even realize spoopy credi it's time it's not time it's [ __ ] March I don't want to see this it's time do I like you back or am i idealizing you for giving me attention for 300 page research paper by me it's okay that you're not who you thought you would be wow this is one of the softest things I have read on here this is your captain speaking and this is your captain shouting I was having a really bad morning until this baby reached out at me and smiles shout out to this baby for being amazing being four feet 11 inches is so hard sometimes for a oh damn this so true I remember in fourth grade I couldn't reach nothing I'm hot hard to love obnoxious terrible you wouldn't hit a lady would you the hammer of justice is unisex true gender equality I showed this to my friend and she blank-faced turned away and said this is why no one likes you rabbit rabbit rat where is the rat bring him to me as you wish a transaction complete Peter practices his pole dancing moves I'm literally dying in the car and my mom is silently judging me in Luigi's Mansion if Luigi gets closer to a mirror than intended by the game through the use of glitches or cheats the mirror will not display parts of Luigi's model I'm scared for my life I hope the shower isn't too toasty for you this is my favorite picture on the Internet I hope hundreds of years later this picture is found completely out of context by anthropologists and it's a final tipping point before they completely give up on trying to understand the Internet in this decade what does he have to say let him speak congratulations you have been visited by Denis DeVito Dorito like the video and subscribe to comment awards for 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Id: OsPT_XdEp-Y

Length: 11min 55sec (715 seconds)

Published: Tue May 14 2019