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drivers windshield it by Terkel reminder that it's possible to like both anime and deodorant the Student Union at my school needed this reminder kena we've stuck a quick break from filming John wick to to walk a pebble in New York City on Monday looking terrifying as [ __ ] when you're sleeping and your alarm didn't win yet but the amount of sleep you're getting is suspicious cannot pick this Britto up because it's heavy and I'm scared it'll bust a fat burrito nut if I lift it so it's positioned like a beat obelisk for me to deep throat I was behind a grandmother who was apparently visiting Starbucks for the first time the barrister said can I get a name for your drink she looked very confused and said slowly I guess just call it born this is cute you're just depressed because you stay in your bedroom all day instead of traveling the world cool now I'm depressed in Egypt the Queen has breached containment me I'm so sorry my dog ate my homework Camp C professor your dog ate your coding assignment me prof me it took him a couple bites giving him a positive role model only the best for my son my mom found a lighter in my sister's room and my sister said she uses it to roast marshmallows modern problems require modern solutions McDonald's cheeseburger Oreo 10 plus 1 equals 11 decimal binary figure to the server used during our research we refer to him as IBM 5100 Pentium 4 but his friends call him John when you're single and people tell you there's plenty of fish in the sea but your inbox looks like [Music] boss finish that feature by tomorrow me viola remember at the Rio Olympics when they revealed how the Olympics village is basically just a giant [ __ ] fest and how they had to give out like hundred thousand condoms well I just checked and 110 thousand condoms will be distributed across the 2018 Winter Olympic grounds this works out to 37 condoms per athletes for a two-week period the rise of dating apps like tinder could be to thank for an anticipated increase of sexual activity in the athletes village I'm sorry what yarrr Olympians like the [ __ ] humans are very interesting because no other creature has gone through years of evolution to be this stupid sometimes a slow metabolism can slow down so much it can starve to death with a full stomach my sociology professor keeps an alphabetic list of new slang terms he learns from students and I will never get over it period see facts pull up come through an invitation put someone on the act of getting someone on a trend rashing to make fun of someone will one valid person someone you trust run bat to take to start secured the bag money received high key very obvious hip get hip adopt a new trend hot off mind your own business I'm dead that was amusing James an old enjoyable song John thing object person place low key not obvious mad mad big mad very mad no cap I'm serious no lie for a yo cease exclamation of disbelief Universal nickname slaps of high quality slay do really well smacks a tasty treat snack a person who looks good stay up you will be ok sus suspicious shady take the air willingly making a sacrifice tea spill the tea gossip that ain't it unacceptable I do not approve when you find out approximately 95% of all ocean critters remain undiscovered all right there keep your secrets the United States is now the largest producer of oil breaking news America invades America when your estimated time of arrival on Google Maps goes from 540 to 538 I'm speed I hope you die overused boring anticlimactic I hope you step in a puddle with socks on original makes them uncomfortable well would you want to cross someone who told you to step in a puddle with socks on me after the it chapter 2 trailer drops well mark me down as scared and horny nobody not a soul literally [ __ ] no one me that is America's us friend wow you have so many ideas and fanfics started how do you do it me God has cursed me for my hubris and my work is never finished Pennywise hello me and every other clown [ __ ] you're doing amazing sweetie donkey stallion why is Shrek the first thing that comes up so no one's gonna talk about how the Met Gala was just a bunch of people dressing up for life in the capital from hunger games I'm just joking around they all looked absolutely amazing this was probably my favorite madala but look at me and tell me I'm wrong picker picker picker picker the front pages of French newspaper 20 minutes today is Copernicus's five hundred and fortieth birthday you may remember Copernicus as the man who said hey what if the earth went around the Sun to which the Catholic Church replied hey what if we set you on fire this potion will give you the body that your heart desires the body that will bring you true and lasting happiness but be warned don't expect beauty I've seen men become a little monster from the darkness in their hearts happy monsters but monsters nevertheless [ __ ] err how Canadians are hatched the eggs are laid in mud beds in the early fall and will hatch midwinter as puck Ling's to forage for syrup amongst the L Canadiens are my favorite mythological creature you ever depression that for too long and wake up feeling like a giant salamander like this the whole internet every time a popular online personality gets busted for being a dick the next person who makes a joke about my pole dancing and calls me a stripper I'm going to show them this photo and say you may or may not take me seriously but just know that I can probably crush your tiny little skull with my thigh muscles there's nothing I don't love about this I love people who remodel generated villages in Minecraft cause like imagine some random dude flies into your town one day replaces your roof and gives you a flower pot then just flies away without saying anything queer i i love tiny versions of normaly regular sized things well you are gonna just adore my penis when bad timing and terrible spelling gave us this gem breaking news due to a decrease in cookie sales the Girl Scouts switch to a more aggressive sales campaign this is never going to be not hilarious its faked water season lads what what does this mean forbidden water time so I just had a guy at my house and I asked him if he wanted my Wi-Fi password and he said no I just want to spend time with you if this isn't love then I don't know what is booby-trap I swear I tried to scroll past this Sun no I must dance one time in freshman history class the teacher asked if we supported women's suffrage one kid didn't raise his hand because women shouldn't have to suffer evil versions of characters are always way hotter than the regular version UN f3 am thinking about romance romance is a capitalist lie shut the [ __ ] up romance is fun you're corny and bitter maybe hold some hands and you'll calm down take me to art museums and make out with me but they said to not touch the masterpieces well somebody's got a pin the artwork to the wall this is Johnson those idiots are [ __ ] in the East Wing again smoke smell Doge what is your greatest wish I just want to punch God in the face this kids going places not heaven for sure but places are there any classes you're struggling with the bourgeoisie people brag about buying a house at age 16 buddy I built my own at age 8 the censored out brah as they should because it's a [ __ ] swear [ __ ] we name communion wafers to Jesus finally a petition I can get behind at least two of the disciples are behind it too apparently whole day I'm [ __ ] busy only get few money but me too inflation is honestly the strangest [ __ ] like someone right now is thinking of getting blown up like a balloon and they've got a boner I thought this was about economics at first and that second sentence hit me like a freight train DS pas si toad haha I only got four hours of sleep last night I only got one the pride and superiority you feel from having an unhealthy lifestyle than others is a short-term gratification that will lead to long-term detriments let's go fried nights dude this is so cool great Canadian Heinz ketchup cake can you imagine taking a big bite of this thinking it's red velvet lol spoons are just little bowls on sticks what have you done pop-tarts crazy good they always leave just when things are heating up flop tarts caramel dill pickle this is tartar we just wanted some [ __ ] pop-tarts if I leave my [ __ ] hanging off the bed will a demon eat it can you stop posting please I just found out that my gecko's tail works on my phone's touchscreen so I'm gonna let her make a text post and let autocorrect interpret her words funks go you why why man kill zucchini angst it started out with a kiss how did it end up like this it was only a kiss it was only a kiss this was a man dressed as a plant making pigeon noises at people walking by I said hello asked if it was okay to take his picture and then asked why he was dressed as a plant he said I'm just working through some stuff thank you for asking no one's asked yet I've been dealing with stuff the wrong way idk what's funnier pets with stereotypical human names like Brian and Makayla or pets with completely ridiculous names like hamburger and concrete counterpoint both one of each these are my cats switchboard and gari I wanna take a nap I wanna take a nap I take a nap right here goodnight toddlers are essentially just drunk college kids were blogging for the comment OMG me I'll let my cat drink the bathtub water while I was in it priest once again kind of weird but not a sin this made me laugh a lot more that it showed the world is gonna know your name what's your name man Alabama hammer man my name is Alabama hammer man at one point in my life I was exactly pie years old what have you done lawful good my friend true neutral my guy neutral evil my man chaotic evil my good sir chaotic good my son neutral good my boy chaotic neutral my dude either leave or ladee i'll pay you $7 to have a crush on me delicious finally some good [ __ ] Food Kitchen Nightmares /r @ @ a little crossover we all deserve you are no longer well-rested going back to school after break like just before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernals to make the cremation a bit more interesting what the hell n60 fact although switch carts contain a bitter n't n 64 carts do not and are still a great addition to any gamers diet there are so many things wrong with this and you kinda notice them in a particular order okay but listen Star Wars where everything is the same but Luke and Leia are replaced by Jane Ralphie oh and Monalisa Saperstein that's too much responsibility I gotta find a way out of this my girlfriend just died I got a new girlfriend the best part is that it doesn't matter what Shirley you read this end I'll live I die the seat comes over me it's the plastic that lasts Barbie is that [ __ ] doing okay how is this not a marina in the Darlins lyric it doesn't have a case swip priorities detention notice raymond weasel through land but another student and told him to lighten the [ __ ] that wasn't very bright when I was poor and I complained about inequality they said I was bitter now I'm rich and complain about inequality they say I'm a hypocrite I'm starting to think they just don't want to talk about inequality Russell Brand Russell Brand is actually woke AF my dad made me a PBJ 2.0 when you close that you get nine different flavor combinations Rose jam honey marshmallow columns crunchy Nutella creamy jesus take the wheel what makes you a man is not the ability to make a child it's the courage to raise one a banner on gay adoption you the man [ __ ] beautiful he make a big step e every day at the same time she waits for him he comes and they go for a walk they were once people this is it where I hold the meetings when will your faith the last thing my enemies see before succumbing to the grain I was catfished once my three-year-old said our cat needed some rocks cat seems to agree me charging any random cat I see cat cat [ __ ] books it me Hulk voice French day Pat shall gently and receive slime 11 out of 10 product design wish there were sweaters but like for feet socks make your own post we are all just trying to bust a nut in this world whether it be a sexual not spiritual not health not career nut success nut I hate making tea cause I feel bad for throwing out the teabag I'm always like I should eat this props to people who have only 16gb of storage on their phone and make it work this is a gold spongegar it only appears once every 1 million spongegar appearances like the video within 5 seconds for good luck on top food chain one stock new game blue house future a bra sube mic drop you stay like semi ran be a fine cracks Congrats faster than the chance they say

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Length: 15min 47sec (947 seconds)

Published: Sat May 11 2019