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I went to a friend's chorus recital and when I got there it was in the middle of the desert and was actually the circus we found a baby ostrich and I cried hey every time I touch my computer components and stuff I get physically shocked and idk what to do thanks please help stop getting shocked eat strawberries with the leaves eat leaves with the strawberries I don't like what you're implying good afternoon goblins remember to drink have an eat and do not forget to think about snails is it okay if I swear this is my legacy hey got any grapes it only takes 43 muscles to smile but it takes zero to shut the [ __ ] up was this a shower you took when you were in a really bad mood that's how it is on this Beach of an earth son your mother and I are very concerned I never laughed at two caps harder before please respect my age I'm old 1924 Model T roadster when I talked to the 20-somethings at work [Music] [Applause] their love was forbidden but it was meant to be this was in the Deniz tag not sure why definitely please I don't trust veo Babs they look like someone hastily resized a tree and mspaint which is which girth versus length you know when people say I watch this movie because you talked about it or I've been listening to this artist because I know you like it tenderness reverse tooth fairy that robs you and leads teeth under your pillow a dentist what the [ __ ] dentist to you CA my heart gets heavy thinking about the giant trash island in the ocean yeah England is a joke what's better than a stick-in-the-mud two sticks in the mud hey drop a beat I'm a frog I sit on a log in the middle of a bog with this very nice hog thug life ain't no life for me no more man who is this damn hit bride just one event my dude okay man this shit's [ __ ] crazy no breviary borders on every body's dick they dick today oh I'm sorry about that yeah naboo you a good guy a weird thing is happening to me King Henry the eighth I want to look stupid wide in my portraits go ham brother HNN RGH wall see I'm trying to get a divorce but I'm dummy thicken the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the pope had a dream that I was getting sorted at Hogwarts but I got into an argument with the sorting hat so he made up an entirely new house called gronckle bunk just so I would be forced to sit by myself in the dining hall for the rest of my life it took me 18 years to realize Saturday has turd in it 13:24 followers I'm laughing so hard it's an order 13:24 is not in order Matt it's 2 a.m. and I'm not even good at science in the first place science nice 420 joke the police are on their way this professor could not find a projector and drew the map of the world himself thinking he is balanced namasthe burb changed returned twenty one thousand seven hundred and fourteen dollars and seventy seven cents can you give this to me in quarters petition four stars in the daytime please girls already exist even dead I'm better than you really because I busted out and you're still stuck there enjoy your very tiny accommodations hey I've never had a nightmare before and kinda wanna know what they are like can you help me out sure see you soon this is so [ __ ] powerful it burnt off all my eyebrows the thing with the Sims is that you either play it 14 hours a day for three weeks straight or never one loaded potato please why Dennis why just a small-time [ __ ] living in a lonely ditch the teacher said hit the Lights and this kid punched the light switch and broke it is just the XD of the mob Mira how dare you when it gets late enough any photoshop is possible I cannot believe if it fits ice its transcends boundaries in this way [Music] [Applause] gymnastics the hanger games dad jerks taken too far is that butter no it's Stonehenge I can't believe it's not butter November is like the Thursday of the year I don't know why this makes so much sense but it does falls behind in life hacker the lag um no offense but hums to go into love with me thinking about magnets what do you call a dead text post any of yours a text Goss excuse me literally my math teacher abandoned today's lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school I don't even know this tiny man inspires me he has pride charisma and joy de vivre he's going places in life we should all strive to do the same I work at a movie theater and yesterday I am is SPO ke equals a and D - aske D someone if they wanted butter on their rice best part of which was that they turned to the person accompanying them and repeated do you want butter on the a rice and did not realise old people more likes old people makes Anna Rigas one out of Grandma literally what was going through your mind that motivated you to make this how now brown cow [Music] someone went back to the Devon lien period to post this my cat seems to be enjoying the new heater praise the warmth of the heat guard the face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch know that puppy should be allowed on the couch he likes to hunt leaves he is successful I'm so proud random cat crashes Fashion Show fights models it's called a catwalk she did nothing wrong goth clowns are just mimes my GF who works with clowns says that mimes came first so technically clowns are just seen mimes your GF who works with clowns isn't it not how the human mind expands inwardly forever I can build characters and worlds and universes and define new laws of nature construct stories and timelines and fit it all together inside my own head and yet I can't draw a [ __ ] lamp Twitter oMG look at this cool brand meaning isn't it hip and funny and cool tumblr who had to live through Dennis four years at Dennis shut up snitch using Internet Explorer to download Chrome has the same energies as using a wooden pickaxe to get three stone blocks to immediately craft a stone pickaxe in Minecraft what are you doing is it not obvious get the [ __ ] outta here win if Paul trout tried to survive a week on food stamps and she died is she okay yeah but she died when the back of my neck gets tickled what the [ __ ] happened to that play it got tickled on the back of its neck he forgot his car he's the designated driver female bell peppers of for Low's more seeds and are sweeter than male bell peppers if you've ever put a three lobe pepper in your mouth you're gay fellas I can't like casually read either I read 7,000 pages in a span of two days without food or sleep and forget to [ __ ] breathe or I don't read anything not even road signs for six months comedy can be anything jokes are everywhere make the world laugh I believe in you that being said if you make a holocaust joke I will shovel exceptionally gigantic live salmon down your throat I swear people get 500 times cuter when they talk about what they are passionate about unless it's Hitler then it's only meantimes cooter I'm done I know this might be hard for some people to digest but sometimes laws are wrong I just found my seventh grade math teacher on a gay porn website oh my sweet Jesus why were you on a gay porn website for oatmeal recipes why the [ __ ] do you think this image is surrounded by negative energy go go who the hell approved this facial expression for a little boy riding someone named dick who the hell approved the dog in the background me I'm so stupid genuinely illiterate I'm the dumbest [ __ ] alive someone your stupid me Einstein wants what I have I'm a goth girl on the inside on the outside a father-figure did you mean Jeb Bush while I sure as hell did I'll kick anyone's ass I'll kick your ass I'll kick your dog's ass I'll kick my own ass to the tune of Uptown girl uptown rat he wears a very silly pointy hat me okay I've complained enough about this it's time to put it to rest me five minutes later actually you know what when your straight friend about to do something stupid Etta ribbit why did I laugh so hard just a heads up if I ever act dumb I'm joking I'm 100 percent smart and know literally everything all swords must go me and my friends meeting up be like Bart down small man I own three pairs of Crocs general I'm not even a full-grown Goblin I'm just a little gobbling trying to eat some garlis bread I'm but a frog in this total world you have been visited by the smart studying dog oh you will be blessed with good grades only a few subscribe to commenter woods and like the video on top food chain one stop new game course on snap do Hey one two check sube

Channel: Cowbelly Studios

Views: 341,289

Rating: 4.9327669 out of 5

Keywords: comment, awards, memes, meme, compilation, cowbelly, tumblr, textposts

Id: JfoBAeLrZ28

Length: 10min 40sec (640 seconds)

Published: Wed Mar 13 2019