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to feel bad for watching him drown scared clawing at my foot on his head someone needs to have a chat with this girl's dad about not writing her anymore jokes about drowning passed out at a London bus stop woke up to this go with him he wants to show you something Johnny Depp is so confusing like sometimes he looks like this and then later he looks like this he doesn't even look like the same person and don't get me started on his voice man he's an actor actor [ __ ] that [ __ ] he passed actor a long time ago he's straight up shapeshifter at this point not naming any nose here but I think some of my followers might be very kind and sweet and beautiful and ones I love and care for very much follow me don't make a big deal out of it me trying to get new followers my beauty tricks are yes the flawless mike wazowski looked just what I wanted disappointment 6 feet 5 inches 4 inches this is my favorite poem ever my boyfriend doesn't get the joke put that thing back where it came from also 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Id: X77zTsDdwOo

Length: 14min 29sec (869 seconds)

Published: Tue May 07 2019