DANK DOODLE MEMES V302

three-year-old turns on a phone alright I've hacked into their mainframe and disabled their algorithms hashtag DDM you're funny comment below and subscribe to be featured next see you tomorrow no one loggers expectations reality nice pecs bro how much can you bench I used to lift me can we stop at McDonald's MA sure at McDonald's me are yes I'm so hungry ma I thought you had to use the bathroom no we have food at home me for a moment I dare to hope when you make infinite money in a mobile game by changing the date on your phone me what a beautiful moon Lennie wear my glasses to appreciate this beauty destruction 100 restoration 100 block 100 sneak 100 when you take one banger selfie and post it on all your social media teacher did you bring enough candy for the rest of the class rest of the class nobody South Park characters named Tyler won me mom can you just wake me up at 8 a.m. my mom at 6 a.m. it's 9 o'clock password your password is strong me straight white male breathe BuzzFeed slow down there buckaroo women's deodorant scents rose cotton spring meadow men's winter eyes sharknado Glacia punch antifreeze gum man bite snake to death in revenge snake 100 teacher swears under her breath 9th grade LMFAO bruh why's my professor a cat I went to school for seven years to get this job maybe if you didn't come to class late whether Starbucks cup every day you've know Valentina you spent your entire life savings on dogs me they are golden retrievers Karen they retrieve gold I did it for us when your friend shows you a meme you've already seen but you laugh anyway I too am extraordinarily humble me accidentally hits friend his pet wolf man seeks eighty-seven thousand dollars in damages after his parents destroy massive porn collection lawsuit says the sacred texts left 4 dead survivors literally doing nothing tanks when mom says your picture is so good it belongs on the fridge what we learned about marriage Obama things they taught us about marriage manner in school factors about marriage Ilana it's called marijuana nooo-body Chinese tourists when you study right before a quiz and then forget everything two minutes later professional [ __ ] no body German ice cream when you eliminate your mom but she doesn't respond JK rowling anyone who posts end game and Game of Thrones spoilers is gay when your mom gives you a whole pack of chalk to draw with reality can be whatever I want when you evil but still love nature hey guy with hydration pack two hiking sticks and North Face vest my five-year-old walk the same trail in Crocs carrying a naked Barbie will ax man arrested for claiming to have a thought slaying license and carrying a four-foot long sword earth just lost its best defender when you show your friend a mean without text and he doesn't get it breaking news yet another celebrity accused of sexual assault we have exclusive video evidence no body Isis when you don't know how to edit photos so you make a meme using apps here's a little lesson in trickery kill me please me can I have Ricardo mop no we have already Ricardo at home Ricardo at home when you realize that infinity war means will die after rent gang morality is often disappointing American soldiers where did the Jews go Germans good question I sent my dog outside for standing on the dining room table this was his response rebellion you have become the very thing you swore to destroy when you get a son but the teacher wants you to do it away the world war is the only place to shoot a gun America hey give a little credit to our public schools when you send her a picture and she sends one back now we are even we got a counterfeit $10 bill at work today Moses I want God Israelites we have got it home got it home then is facing the Avengers in endgame uh [ __ ] here we go again Game of Thrones directors when they're child actors turn 18 consent condoms need four hands to be opened churn a bill numbers women when the argument is over but they are not happy with the outcome restarting it might work longest bra sound effect - I've only seen this raw strength only once before my longest year boy ever hello Mr Bond I've been expecting you me mom can we get f of X mom no we have f of X at home F of X at home imma just go ahead and spoiler it but then us gets arrested at the end of Avengers endgame my friend Angela was doing a comedy gig and as soon as she came out a guy shouted can I give you my number and all the crowd groaned cause did was so inappropriate but Angela was like yeah sure the guy started shouting out his number and she started entering it into her phone the whole crowd was like what she got the whole number and then dialed it and it rang everyone lost their shirt finally the guy answered and Angela just said hello shut the [ __ ] up and it was the most incredible thing I've ever seen when your little brother keeps getting spawn killed so he gives you the control where Kanda will no longer watch from the shadows he never uses a gun he run but most important he loved his son [Music] dinosaurs consider yourselves avenged a Japanese spacecraft has landed on an asteroid and fired a bullet into it Nickelodeon releases Sponge Bob mean toys and they are absolutely glorious I'll take your entire stock 19 incredibly annoying characters on kids TV show 70 Robbie rotten from lazytown Andy then prepared to commit a hate crime me cleaning my room mop clean your room well now I'm not doing it Bill Gates was a dropout yeah but he dropped out of Harvard not 11th grade intensive reading Chinese person hey want some water British person now I'm good Chinese person but what a fight put a leaf in it British person you had my curiosity but now you have my attention when your ex asks about your new girl 40% thicker claims two times better three words no wishing for death no falling in love now bring back dead people I want while Luigi on smash there are four rolls look how they massacred my boy Pikachu good morning to everyone except grandpa Joe who sat in bed for 20 years and let his family wallow in poverty but hopped up like a [ __ ] to go to a damn candy factory sitcom character tells a joke background numbers only in in view look I made a square burst new study finds female snow monkeys literally need spa days for their mental health yell xfer as hell in every species human thoughts before language must have been weird pettiness level 100 million my husband was angry this morning so he decided he was only making his half of the bed roses are red I just ate a pair Florida man sets fire to forest I just wanted to give a cigarette to the bear I only sleep with anti-vaxxers three years of child support is way better than a team when she's riding and your peepee slips out and misses reentry me mom can we have gaming PC mom we already have gaming PC at home gaming PC at home cosplayers are what keeps me alive you've been visited by the safety dog Oh LIKE this video and subscribe to be safe from all danger [Music]

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Id: RNzONo1n6eM

Length: 10min 18sec (618 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 25 2019