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laughing cow cheese ha I bet that cow wasn't laughing when you slaughtered it half you don't kill a cow to make cheese spotter vegan you're living you walk you pie space and you have mass you know what that means you matter this is the most inspirational pun I have ever seen do twins have the same size dick now we are asking the real questions as a twin I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister's bit flat earth as thinketh still moves in space like some sort of planet sized frisbee this is my new religion God made the frisbee earth and then just tossed us into the abyss the world ends when his dog catches it silences violence irony me at 14 I can't wait till I'm in college and I have so many plans for my life and nothing can stop me me now me hanji me eat mcdonald french fry french fry french fry octopuses can fit through any gap larger than their beak what a beautiful octopus [Music] The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse dogs of the world unite you have nothing to lose except colors if it weren't illegal I would eat cereal for every meal of the day I have some wonderful news for you [Applause] transillumination of a newborn's head amazing red cabbage head ass pay of hymns of heresy wanna see the most cursed image of the Trinity ever I feel like I don't have a choice yes me when I don't paste myself with the brownness me logging on to tumblr calm to see my Mutual's my phallus greatest brothers how are you doing there is so much about this picture that I love find your real angel name first two letters of your last name first foul of your first name third letter of your middle name or parents first name if you don't have a middle name last consonant of your last name and ie L oreal to the end I'm [ __ ] flagyl [ __ ] I'm tottering you're lookin loads thought Patrol I saw someone fly backwards off a treadmill today and I was laughing so hard I fell off the cross trainer which made the girl next to me laugh so hard that she slipped off as if it was 7:30 in the morning and there were just three of us sitting on the floor of the gym crying with laughter and in varying degrees of pain it's springtime here it comes it has arrived I was gonna scroll right past this but it suddenly resonated with me me I love bees they are very important for the ecosystem and they are cute and make honey a bee thus me shaking and crying please don't hurt me remember the best pranks confuse the heck out of people but uh never cruel or demeaning I've been in this IT course for like two years now and while I've learned a lot about computers they still haven't gotten to the clown I'm going to break you into four equal parts like a [ __ ] kid cat at the beauty of autumn with her brilliant light Gray's Lang against the bold flat darker Gray's with a sprinkling of milder muted Gray's my colour blind friend just posted this on Facebook you flirtin kiss for what sex love pathetic to level my charisma stat are a gamer you may pass who let me adult I can't a dolt my mom did not sign this permission slip having siblings is weird because like one minute you want to strangle them with their own intestines and then later you're singing dramatic duets together sometimes I think I'm better than everyone else but then I remember I am how do you even choose a profile picture like that thing is so stressful why the hell are toilets so loud like I'm half asleep and then I flush and it's like a [ __ ] the real cheap and just started playing in my house at 3:00 a.m. no one cared who I was until I put on the mask highly-successful honeybee absolutely off the shit's people have told me Betty Facebook is a great way to get in touch with old friends at my age if I want to get in touch with old friends I need a Ouija board I hope Betty White lives forever why commit murder when you can have one of these come on guys I'd kill for one of those I think you're missing the point you run better than the government he looks so pleased with himself and that makes me happy one percent it's been an honor serving with you all 0 % wait what the [ __ ] I told him I wouldn't throw the stick anymore because playtime was over the more you look at this picture the more anxious it becomes when you're not sure if someone is actually mad or if they are joking is your salt real she's probably committing crimes right now who is what are you a cop piss off Ernie how do I look with your eyes Bert now I know why our generation is so sarcastic and cynical my aesthetic is the kid on the playground who tells all the other kids that ring-around-the-rosie is about the black play this fluffy man is on a journey my collection of knives I found in rivers all free that guy's going to get arrested for 17 murders he didn't commit [Applause] fashion icon if you know how to draw Kirby if you know how to draw my little baby boy I will marry you on the spot there ya go Goldie Oh to be an adequately pudgy cat needing a soft blanket as though you are making some of the finest biscuits the world has never seen a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the service should share some scoop so the owner added a potato skins special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the West Virginia foundation for eight information services that's exactly the appropriate response my friend's girlfriend made shattered insole Sims with sands as their dog why do Germans use Miller's like this or this if they already got you and oh I just texted my German friend about this and she replied we do not smile in Germany absolute madman self-portrait I love it when you're drinking citrus drinks and you can't feel your tongue and your face starts sweating it's so cleansing my doctor said I'm allergic to citrus I hope the guy from Khan Academy goes straight to heaven you're obsessed with your mental illness I know right it's almost like it impacts every part of my life it's all in your head I know right it's almost like it's a mental illness why do you let it affect you and stop you from being able to do things I know right it's almost like it's an actual illness my cat being cute me gets camera to take picture my cat move now go go go teacher your son was caught smoking pot me did he say where he got it teacher yes his best friend me tearing up he really said that finally he got friend nasal congestion is so stupid your body stops breathing properly as a defense mechanism plants the human body oh [ __ ] stops breathing to avoid dying 1870's soda bottles looked like RPG potions this got a few notes and so far all I know is that all of you people all of you are filthy and of impure thoughts my bones cracking me Lou crunchy why do boys always need to know your bra size like you've gone a jerk it 238 B do you even know what that means I could say 6 P and they'd probably come give me the 1080 P 2 to 60fps entity 4k 144 FPS mega 2 T 20 meter G H set of breasts my mother just opened our dishwasher and said oh my god our dishes our dishwasher broke over a year ago are missing dishes have been in the dishwasher since 2013 the mystery is solved I just want to add that my grandmother found out when talking to my mother and had to hang up because she was so ashamed of us tooth fairies are a smaller and friendlier subspecies of the larger and much more hostile bone fairies thank you for this bespoke nightmare bro forget that how much money do I get for a femur under my pillow okay so did you guys know that in 1967 Australia lost a prime minister like he went swimming at some Beach and just disappeared presumed drowned and do you know what we did do you know what we did in a respectful memory of our fallen leader we named a [ __ ] swimming pool after him Harold hold Swim Center someone else could do it better than me not relevant babe no one else is gonna do it you can't just do a mediocre job if you're the only one doing it technically the Wright brothers created the worst air Flames in the world the tags are impeccable guardians of the gums I'm tooth please I'm begging you please look at this extremely good image my friend just texted me [ __ ] on earth hate to hear the word stop those in hell wish they could hear it one more time www stop masturbation org why is hell in London have you ever been to London you know what's always good when the villain is singing there Verlaine song and they grab the protagonist and maneuver them into a dance that's the shirt yes part of adulting is having your bed in the center of the wall instead of the corner why is this true you can pry my corner bed out of my cold dead hands every time I sneeze my ribs start shaking and every time we kiss I swear I could fly I can feel my heart beat fast the sound of my ass claps alert the guards Juliet gazed across her balcony and said it's over Romeo I have the high ground truth or dare tip order me a pizza I have been blind to the possibilities girl rats are smaller ramier smaller ramires trans Romeo's trans and his father accepts that but not his passion for cooking Remi dad I think I'm a boy that sure son Remi also I'm tired of eating literal rotted garbage that you want this is the worst joke I've seen and I'm crying you have been visited by the smart studying dog oh you'll be blessed with good grades only a few subscribe to commenter woods and like the video on top food chain won't stop new game [Music]

Channel: Cowbelly Studios

Views: 352,513

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Length: 11min 19sec (679 seconds)

Published: Sat Apr 06 2019