Every Story Has Two Sides

grandpa will you tell us what the 2020 pandemic was like me a long and bloody tale to be honest i was drunk for most of it thanos when thor stabbed him at the end of infinity war oh no anyway british people be like l when someone insults you but it's a good insult that you've never heard before [Music] me getting in bed at a reasonable hour but still not falling asleep until 3 a.m [Music] my dad when he's mad but we have people over did you know that when pigeons have shreks they die really well the one i did i beg your pardon my friend hey you know this new game it's called among us let me teach you how to play me who never played the game but understand it through memes i'm four parallel universes ahead of you you're so nice i wish i could find a guy like you i'm a guy like me lol yeah but you're ugly see how the heart is all nice and chopped up six-year-old me after saying bad morning to the teacher instead of good morning i'm the dark lord who wants to buy one of these suits with 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unless everyone gets real cool about a bunch of stuff really quickly jolene my man me my face when my face when i found out there's an opening on the supreme court jack where are you sending me [Music] i know this is a stressful time for everyone btw you have a 10-page essay due next week lol wow this is your room it's so cool what's stopping you from doing this with your partner common sense once someone was like millennials don't answer a door if they aren't expecting anyone and i get why the 70s had so many serial killers when the doorbell rings and i'm not expecting anyone i literally dropped to the ground slither around on my stomach and try to sneakily catch a glimpse of whoever is outside [Music] this is the funniest text i have ever received in my entire life and i want it put on my grave okay listen your vibes were off at apple's bees [Music] driving before your windshield defrosts when you're late mfw i start working out thinking it would help with depression but now i'm just 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have the ps3 and ps4 basically i have a ps7 [Music] just found that gangnam style is k-pop nine year old me in the shower thinking water is coming out my fingers if you gotta pee then pee but if you don't don't the council has decided you are mine [Music] hey so i think i like you wow i certainly don't recommend that i'm gonna nut nurture and care for you understand and support you talk to you all day every day poop yourself release hypnosis 18 plus yes i'm any girl no i haven't seen sunlight in eight days krumet there is one impastor among us the four's horsemen of destroying friendships monopoly uno [Music] parents we are gonna send you to an all girls school their daughter who's actually gay you will my cat after peeing in all the four corners of the house to markets territory i protect the who man if you ever feel dumb just know that when my friend was 14 she went to a psychiatrist because she had a voice in her head it was her brain like literally just her thoughts she thought that she was the only person who had the ability to think for 14 years her goals are beyond our understanding i sterilized my cat so she wouldn't have any babies and she brought one from the street [Music] it's not kidnapping it's surprise adoption had my husband screamed no from across the house ran to see if he was okay then discovered him watching that video of the raccoon who tries to wash his cotton candy and then appear visibly upset when it dissolves in the water the letter k in knight the letter k in okay third world country look we found a large deposit of oil america oil my wife thought i bought the restraints for some fun in the bedroom guess who didn't steal the covers and stayed on her side of the bed last night the trickster when you have to kill the innocent who trusted you the whole game i'm sorry little one why haven't aliens visited our solar system yet they looked at the reviews only one star who are you who are so wise in the ways of science ancient cartographers seeing satellite images of earth and realizing how inaccurate their maps were me when i turn on my laptop why are you running [Music] when the food is getting cold and you still haven't found a youtube video to watch while eating [Music] therapist enter man isn't real it can't hurt you enter man i paused a video game for you just to text you back don't just lie to me i know mp can't be paused can't you just admit you just a noob you die in the start of each round and then you text me dead body reported two nine year old kids cut their teacher's wi-fi so he doesn't send any more homework modern problems require modern solutions tonight on bottom gear i dye my hair blue james golden a nintendo gamecube and hammond tries to revive hitler teacher who broke the window whole class skipped voting will will smith smith will smith yes will smith will smith will smith you will people think humans domesticated dogs how it actually happened humans puppies wolves a guy saying that sign is kinesis do you trust me me the imposter knowing it's not sign with every cell of my body video has nudity violence and stolen content in it youtube okay small youtuber says youtube strike millennials 40 years from now omg why do i have cancer i was vegan and exercised my whole life also millennials when you sit down to play the game and everyone in your house needs you all of a sudden [Music] chernobyl just produced a vodka with grain grown right in the exclusion zone no one enjoy nuka-cola classic elderly neighbor gave me their son's old pc found these gems on it the nostalgia is real vtm bloodline age of empires the elder scrolls system shock dr sex half life fallout the sims gay furry mafia the ultimate doom max payne crewmate there is one imposter among us me white was acting sus so i killed him hold up [Music] this dog buys a cookie at the campus every day at the snack bar and pays with a leaf ah yes the negotiator 10 year old me after eating vanilla ice cream and realizing that it contains 0.00001 percent alcohol criminal all right i'll bite what do i do for a living work as a butler in a haunted mansion and put your little hand in the mashed potatoes gg see you tomorrow enjoy the little things in life because one day last seen online two years ago you'll look back and realize they were the big things [Music] instagram when someone abuse animals instagram when they see nipples through shirt stop sorry to interrupt your scrolling that you might be using mobile data instead of wi-fi make sure you're connected to your home network me who doesn't have wi-fi and have to use my mobile data minecraft dog protects you good boy fortnite dog useless has committed several hundred war crimes against the soviet union i'm okay i'm okay every story has two sides true random number generator min 1 max 100 000 generate result 40 2068 we were on the verge of greatness we were this close wait i'm alone never have been me handing in my homework at 4am my teacher marking it right away my internet decides to die for a week me finally finding an excuse to draw another meme in ms paint [Music] that's a nice tree i hope there's nobody behind it nobody came to my birthday fbi agent look outside what are we eating tonight hum [Music] cheese no eggplant parmesan i'm i need you to not use emojis ever again men are not strong enough to handle the shrek chill past of a woman they love this is not a debate you misspelt i was a depository and now no one will commit to me how taking tests during online school is like students teachers saying do not open any tabs other than the test [Music] let's be more than friends best friends no more than that mega best friends block 100 [Music] parents just eat it the food is not that hot the food my ghost spots me me hides inside my blanket my ghost understandable have a nice day the impostor pretending to fix the sabotage he did three seconds ago eagle can rip off flesh from its prey ostrich can cover up to 15 feet in a single stride pigeons we can put on you from such a height you'll think god himself has cracked on you measuring with the metric system america she basically lifted 1 000 hamsters america me opens my window because it's hot and stuffy inside every insect in a 5 mile radius everyone making jokes about how 2020 is gonna keep getting worse and then it continually does [Music] me and the boys after rejecting an innocent crewmate for acting sis i don't trust yellow bro you're yellow did i stutter the word daddy has been so shrekalized that my kids are gonna have to call me bro awesome [Music] why isn't my mouse working cause it's a hamster getting a song stuck in your head wouldn't be so bad if it was the full song instead of 10 seconds on loop [Music] nasa 2 by lightweight semi-automatic rifles nasa employee oh hey you guys are back early astronaut moon's haunted nasa employee what astronaut loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket ship moon's haunted i like you scene 12 48 pm me reaching the end of the page but realizing i was daydreaming and didn't actually read it [Music] candace phineas and ferb i saw them both go down the vent finias ferb mom i didn't see that [Music] i have terrible news luigi mario me shouting at the birds outside my window at 5am every morning shut up about the sun shut up about the sun teacher can you tell me two pronouns me who me teacher correct very good she was asleep i was bored [Music] satan other people's mothers during quarantine mom 22 year old me my favorite food which i asked for my mother during quarantine all the whiskey in the house online shopping hello hi i may i help you sir just looking we are putting inside m ms what internet explorer today's the day boys today we are storming area 51. when you find a pencil on the ground at school loot [Music] you

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Length: 19min 5sec (1145 seconds)

Published: Tue Sep 22 2020