Comment Awards v169

[Music] girl you thicker than a bowl of oatmeal when you've got time yeah I've got time stop making fun of my name confirm your Twitter account you ignorant [ __ ] I got Willie offended until I realize that is actually my account name I'm dead so today I was looking at a girl because she had a piece of lettuce in her hair and she looks at me and said I have a boyfriend okay lettuce and the house tonight exists party rockers the only B word I never called my [ __ ] bought vessel 600 to 500 BC Etruscan ceramic when someone I'm Mar gives me a genuine compliment watches and story 500 times me hahahaha yes good stuff you are a [ __ ] genius this is the Internet you can curse spells [ __ ] senses I'm incredible my printer is Westwood you're jerks a lipstick me afraid with tears in my eyes don't say that when a you forbids means but you use paint instead rest in peace I never told you how much you inspired me when you were here thank you for existing EU means people are you okay me yeah no worries teaching does anyone here know about medieval siege weapons me [Music] when you look inside your guitar to find your pink roses are red and going to bad teacher age doesn't matter follow your passion toby toby age 3 first pancakes and now Bourbons if you can't tell we are trying to corner the market on circle foods hashtag circle Empire okay I hope I accidentally voted on our instapoll that a girl's dog was ugly and she flopped me hahahaha when everyone is getting off the bus and no one thanks the bus driver there seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere just lost my virginity to crazy frog clarification I lost my virginity while the song was playing not to the crazy frog an audio book that has eight hours of breathing and page turning with a surprise though out loud right at the round getting married at 23 is like leaving the club at 9:00 p.m. not everyone likes the club the Pacific Ocean has 3.9 stars out of 5 on Google Maps who the [ __ ] is down voting the ocean Sandy Cheeks I wish I was back in Texas the ocean is no place for a skull I wish I was back in Texas the prettiest place in the world I guess deep in my heart I'll always be a Texas girl I wanna go home Spotify I painstakingly curated these six new playlists for you I do this every day to please you I love you Apple music have you heard the new Drake song lol roses are red I put jam on my crackers if you nut in space it pushes you backwards mom spaghetti knees weak arms are heavy I like going to Walmart for fun it's the Swamp Thing blur what's your favorite thing to do in our store Steve when you tell gram-gram you're not really hungry but you will have one meat for highlight of the weekend because nearly getting stabbed by a girl called nain for saying her name sounds like a car passing you really fast showers are just a mess to kata drain a woman is sitting at her deceased husband's funeral a man leans into her and asks do you mind if I say a word no go right ahead the woman replies the man stands clears his throat says breath and sits back down thank the woman says that means a lot when your grandpa dies but he got buried wearing an expensive Rolex Tomb Raider I'm ending the debate once and for all Fahrenheit is better than Celsius because you can truthfully see that it's 69 degrees outside and go nice rather than immediately collapsing from heat exhaustion also you can cook and reasonably often set your oven to 425 18 1 January EEE ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee d februar emma caprile made you will goals food gold combination ever you hand someone something does when they still do the for for for my dude would you like to buy a vowel lol house party in her movie starter pack part kid becomes most popular at party darn kids keep the noise down always read cups sweetie our flight was just cancered we will be home in 20 minutes sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don't wear glasses / contacts like they can literally see with no aid like they wake up and just be out here seeing what a wild concept I was just an Anu the pool with a couple going to their wedding and they had the audacity to be mad at me for joining the pool even though they chose you the pool on their wedding day when you visit a new country and don't want to try your luck with around a local restaurant bucket one shot of tequila won't hurt three hours later man kicked out of McDonald's for putting his dick in a burger and yelling this is real meat you [ __ ] me bus drivers thanking the bus driver the girl I babysit has made me watch warmly at least ten times so I assumed it was her favorite movie but today her mom told me that she watches it because she thinks it's my favorite movie at 20 minutes to spare so I decided to go see the fat I just up my shorty to get her nails done well take her back welcome to windows 95 did you know touch your monitor it is warm like flesh but it is not flesh not yet Microsoft has an agenda it seems during labor the pain is so great that a woman can almost imagine what a man feels like when he gets barely touched does masturbation make you go colorblind no no button yellow it's so funny watching people you went to school would try to be political on Facebook LMFAO Oh like dude I remember when he got a 14 on the AC t spender your economic reform policies when you stop petting your dog for 1.3 seconds jokes that make no sense actual humor gunshots II told my co-worker I was ambidextrous this [ __ ] said that's what bro love who you love LMFAO lol Oh me alright here's a list of things I need to do today let's get to work my body now when you show your man a meme about cheating and he starts laughing a little too hard me the whole video so glad I grew up doing this in office me my sincere thanks the bus driver don't say it don't you say it and man got a solo movie before you do the perfect girl doesn't exam oh the P is silent at night why Jordan gets so much credit for playing one game with the food Magic Johnson played seasons with AIDS the reason it took them more than 10 years to release Incredibles 2 don't let the bourgeois swine try and hide the fact that Vladimir Lenin was the building inspector in Bob the Builder damn little my chess pieces fell over when you only want the top quality and nothing else will do 51 no mom I didn't wake up at noon I woke up at 11 and scroll through all apps in my social media folder for an hour then I decided to get out of bed I'm 18 now and girls can't say I'm too young anymore I will [ __ ] everyone in this planet this is aggressive Breyer for Stan I will literally [ __ ] you some are in colleges while you have people working 40 plus hours a week others crying because they are not getting enough hours at work you got people traveling the world with no budget and reminding us about it on Instagram and others chilling at home with no job then you show your mum a picture on Instagram and she double taps to zoom why the [ __ ] did you do that me invites friend to party chat my friend who joins but doesn't talk will leak screenshots of Jurassic world 3 2021 so what do you like to do for fun me he locked himself in while his mother unloaded groceries toddler laughs as five firefighters try to free him from locked car sometimes you just gotta be there for yourself pull near hypebeast if you want but the $900 I dropped on lunch was so worth it we making a layup off to somebody slightly taps my shoulder and one hard to swallow girls this mean is the same as the scroll of truth but salsa college me thinking I'm done with the worst after finishing high school I told my dad I went home early from work because of Lady issues poor [ __ ] which lady bothered you enough to kill her he one meets her speak to that [ __ ] high around five or so years ago I discovered that their arms from a lego flashlight keychain could fit perfectly into a normal Lego torso and it was the most cursed knowledge I ever obtained mama has mastered the ultimate med MiG's watching experience [ __ ] class having a shower at your girlfriend's using stuff like a charcoal facial scrub and a pomegranate and mango shower milk I've came out the shower smelling like a fresh fruit market on a hot summer's day feeling like a brand new woman 13 out of 10 would recommend what the [ __ ] did moths do before likes moths were actually the dominant predator before Thomas Edison created the lightbulb as a defense against moths moths need complete darkness to grow to their human eating size the history books won't tell you this because the government wants us to believe we are untouchable miss incredible is the thickest animated character ever may I present to you on fat chance XB / x Cueva i can already hear this song being played on the radio every 20 minutes shout-out to my mom I'm sorry I rolled my eyes when you were confused by pop culture I get it now I have no idea who the [ __ ] be brick school players I never really found out about the Laurel versus eonni thing I'm confused and strangely angry and I want to have a suit when your crush calls you buddy teacher I need a strong voice to come carry something for me second-grade [ __ ] sugar babies sugar mama caramels do you'll consider this a date the longer I stare at this the wilder it gets if I had a dollar for every time I was late to work imagine having sex with someone at bay men your twitter name instead of your real name haha yeah when some asks why be my meat every night at 3 a.m. it defines Who I am when you tell your parents you want to go with them but you have to shower first and then you hear the front door closed see the adverts do not try this at home how am I supposed to have a rollercoaster at home do I freaking look like Phineas and Ferb pull up to pick up your movie date and she comes out like this what you do making jack-jack when she introduces herself as your girlfriend but you've only been casually dating for eighty six months a study found that when sober apps prefer silence but on cocaine they prefer chairs me trying to maintain my Christian morals my lusty girlfriend bare smashes car window eats two dozen cupcakes inside I have a new spirit and when you're tired of people standing too close to you feeling bad about xxx tent accion stare making fun of xxx tent accion today oh it's so sad what happened to xxx tent accion click here for a chance to win a free Big Mac and large drink fact this was the best cosplay I saw at Phoenix Comic Con identity theft is not a [ __ ] joke sixth grade [ __ ] clicking the ads about Susan that's only ten miles away and tryna [ __ ] I'd like to think that if I sent three dollars to your Ben mo with my name I get some sort of incredible name pun send me more than three and you'll get whatever you want do you deliver yes okay cool can I get 65 115 honey mustard 15 Chipotle barbg mild in 20 before also a two-liter Diet Coke and celery with raunch and x4 dipping sauce also noodles and this week's winner of the not my [ __ ] job award goes to showed my grandpa memes and he loved them so much he printed them off for his friends when you're talking about picks movers with someone and they call Ramirez are too easy boy when you hear someone open a bag of chips just so you'll know it's the guy you're not talking about that will shock you nine months from now are you guys expecting a baby Congrats and you soldier discovers the location of the last illegal Mima 2018 when you nut and it gets everywhere breaking news NASA reveals Saturn is actually but [ __ ] with hula hoop the world is shocked what else is the government hiding from us European citizens sharing meat circa 2020 my little sister's friend from high school is taking out a $10,000 loan for her wedding with 250 guests let me be clear I don't like any of you enough to go $10,000 into debt so you can watch me say some thousand eat some cake teacher this isn't an assignment you can push off and do at last minute me oh dear am I being underestimated first we need to see the money me when I watch ratatouille versus when I see a rat in real life when you have to read the same page over and over cause you keep zoning out when you're leaving the house after an argument and you hear the mumble something under their breath riddle me this mr. fun why do I got a 12 car garage but I only got six cars move out have when you first turn on the RACI in the car and it blows hot air when you just gave someone directions and you just stand there and watch them taking a wrong turn I want to know what bears think sometimes in 1985 a black bear was found dead from cocaine overdose in a forest in Georgia that there had eaten 76 pounds of cocaine worth 15 million dollars from a duffel bag that dropped from a drug smugglers plane there was probably about a five-minute window before he died where he was officially the most dangerous apex predator on any continent just took some plan B bout to not all up and my girl tonight please don't be sewing supplies please don't be sewing supplies dad keep that dog away from me two weeks later that when I say thank you to the bus driver and he says have a nice day this wonderful manners withdrawing money so he can buy food for these starving young girls in Thailand 1986 2008 P Trump just pick the leader of the space force I was hoping to pick the Green Ranger but Buzz Lightyear is a good pick to accidentally liking an Instagram post from 238 weeks ago [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [Music] cow belly let's go baby the monetization is drawing going to stop the migration of trouble innovation and content creation another surprise all new states ancient inspiration to drop a new cake on top of your faces and mock interfaces o'clock is still raising fares impatient monster is laid off just escaped news robbed like a faint you to be praying thought she would make a toast all the Creator who want to get paid for their awesome creation so take the advice of a God in the bank oh my god - says calvetti TV gets more traffic than a metropolis yes [ __ ] that

Channel: Cowbelly Studios

Views: 1,346,752

Rating: 4.8754277 out of 5

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Id: 2FQdRj8zIag

Length: 18min 11sec (1091 seconds)

Published: Tue Jul 03 2018