Trying To Avoid Being Arrested By IRS (Ft. Elspeth Eastman)

you're calling to depart talking to the officer at gadreel I'm asking you what was the crossfire I am with me I'm just returning your call I don't understand all right your first and last name Eliza Thornberry and was the last time you filed your taxes miss ronberry well my accountant does that for me I I think we already filed my taxes for last year I think we already filed my taxes for the 2018 Oh what was it yeah I'm pretty sure you're pretty pretty sure about what I already paid my taxes for last year yes I know that I'm sorry you don't know your dad I'm not denying the fact man what's the problem tonight if I paid my taxes is everything okay there we just called you to ascertain your criminal attorneys the information as that is the lawsuit has been filed against your name regarding tax fraud and tax evasion are you aware about the situation with your criminal attorney name and number I did my trust and helped me with all of that all right so ready for thing are you aware about the situation that there is a lawsuit has been filed against your name regarding tax fraud and tax evasion huh you haven't you haven't you have a record so much is gone a mile over the speed limit I'm telling you there is a lawsuit has been filed against your name I'm not asking you this I'm telling you how is it possible I go to church every Sunday wait except for you know every once in a while I buy Barry do you want me to make you arrest warrant do you want me to read out your teeth fall to you yes grab a pen and paper handy once you're ready just let me know already I've done your case number that is he as in Charlie P as in Peter zero 303 we haven't cat okay he isn't padded number three number oh okay the letter O the number o number number oh okay number zero yeah then number three again okay then number seven and I see number seven it is number three okay you've got you write down my name now my name is officer at good read you got my name my name is officer at Garrido I want you to write it down in your system at cut rate yeah that is re IDI read like a plant like our GED read okay like like the way that you would misspell reading breed hold on hold on re e d you're saying yeah better right hold on okay I just need to know what to do do I need do I need to call Bob Loblaw he did my trust it's the only attorney I've ever had to verify your teeth number to me see uh-huh three oh all right that correct so now what I'm gonna do I'm gonna read out your teeth haven't I got it that is correct that is correct so now I'm going to read off your teeth file so just listen to me very carefully once I'll complete my part I'll give you a final chance to raise your questions okay okay here I go United State Treasury is pressing three serious criminal allegations against your name and those are count one a violation of federal tax regulations I don't want you to write all this down you need to listen to me very carefully you don't write out down to willful representation of information to the government found three by deception the activity that after a auditor of a [ __ ] factory they found out many mistakes and miscalculation - solving your income credited so the judgment has been passed by the assets of not a Treasury as the US Treasury record are different than what was reported by you on your test okay talent you up just listen to me very carefully okay and not interrupt me while I'm really not interested I would love me if I go get my dog really quick thank you pardon my god I think he needs something is that all right all right I'm giving you one minute okay I know now do not interrupt me in between the United was intolerant you anything like that it's just my dog you know sometimes he needs help that's all now listen to me give quiet are united I want to make sure that I quietly quiet now the United you can go ahead and talk okay the United States Treasury Oh No I can hear you properly while you're interrupting me always like let me talk I'm not interrupting you I I just wanted to make sure I stopped breathing you interrupt me one if one more time you will interrupt me I'm gonna make a rush warrant under your name and I'm going to send it to this area and I can't do that you want to see you want to try me I'm an American citizen I would never do something like that to my country the miscalculation here is 2015 to 2018 the amount which you owe for those years that is four thousand three hundred ninety five dollars and twenty one ten so that is four thousand number four do you have four thousand dollars now you listen to me okay what I'm gonna do I'm going to get you connected to one of my head officer in order to involve your grand daughter the head officer will guide you how you can make a payment so just be on the line hold on okay okay hi it's good to have you friend we're friends we're pumped to have you so think this seems too keep happening with guests where I'm like in the middle of a call and I just throw you to the wolves so that I've been I've been keeping up with the saga so far for the last 15 minutes though I kind of know what's going on but he's really hard to understand so yeah thank you thank you for being a good sport he probably will absolutely hate if when I bring my family members on not your fault of course because I'm right so at some point I'll just say like a lot my granddaughter in the line or something so just now you had a word with my junior investigation officer and I believe he explained you each and everything regarding your key one am I correct I'm going to I think I'm going to need to get my granddaughter though because she helps me with all of my finances see you cannot involve any person in this padule-- monitor and recorded call because you need to call I don't know how else it's not little else for going to do it because system she's the one I'll probably pay all of my bills I'll be close that there was this instance I had a while back where this man father Jerry he was telling he was telling me about give me just give me one second okay I'll get here on the stop she knows a lot about all of it I'm okay I just put him on hold I'm I'm just not gonna listen and I'm gonna be an old lady and bring my my granddaughter on the phone hell yeah dude that's what an old lady would do yes so I'm Eliza Thornberry didn't she have a sister oh I don't remember bevy I think is the sister so if you want to be you're my daughter Debbie Debbie works okay I'm your daughter not granddaughter up to you that doesn't matter okay daughter sounds good cuz then you know the the whole thing was like mom yeah I wonder if they I wonder if he's gonna be like they don't like when you involve other parties sometimes because they're afraid that you're just gonna be like you're gonna say something like oh man that's a scam you know he's cursing so I have this problem where I have this like phone system and for some reason if I don't if I don't put them on hold and then take them off hold it there's like 15 seconds of silence and they hang up during the silence no and I haven't ever fixed that problem but sometimes when I put them on a hold like that they get super triggered so I'm gonna try like another time or two why you hung up on me Elijah I told you not to god your granddaughter all of my finances she helps me pay pay my bills not at this point of time not at this one of time hi crater car yeah yeah hi I just wanted to talk a little bit sounds like she's having a bit of trouble could you explain what's going on I'm just her I just do her finances alright so you are representing miss Elliot Ron Barry is that right yeah absolutely all right can you help me out with your first and last name yeah so it's it's it's Debbie that's d as in doughnut e as in healthy why I gotta uh huh okay and then the last name it's gonna be Thornberry so much your father would be so delighted to know that yes I've already read out a case boss who must Alicia John Barry what I'm going to do I'm going to do the same thing I'm going to read out a case file make sure you do not interrupt me while I'm reading out your case from once I'm done with a reading got a case file I'll give you a hard enough chance if you have any questions all right yeah I heard this before it's very interesting it's very interesting okay either why I interrupt them okay quiet because on the first place when I was reading the legal affidavit miss Alicia John Barry was interrupting all the way reading affidavit so just make sure to be quiet okay can you carry on like this well it's hard to understand all of it she's got some hearing problems that's not I think you should sit down yeah no that's okay I can go slow but please ask do not do not to interrupt me because this is the recorded line very first thing and I need to send this recording to the federal claim courthouses in evidence okay I would I would never argue you know that I told you already I accept maybe lost my children too much I guess there was a long time for your birthday the German chocolate home with like the one from the Kmart yeah so what I'm going to do I don't think that you both are going to be keep either so I'm just going to go ahead and get our rest water under her name thank you have a blessed day no I told you I've done nothing wrong wrong and now you're not letting me you are just interrupting me all the time so I'm not going to go ahead and read out again I'll stop I'm sorry I got lost Rick please please tell my daughter what's going on so we can get this taken care of yeah just just get to the point mr. yes I can get to the point only if you will get prior try whenever I start reading out there whatever you would keep talking oh you want us to keep talking while you read it does that make you is that work no I want I know no I want you what to be quiet you you need to quiet is that we were saying you want us to talk that's correct no I want to talk dog you boys will keep quiet I was talking I think he wants to talk very confusing I told you don't go ahead now after you thinking of this little power trip mode where they're like yeah I am the law no no I hung up on you and you just wait for next 45 minutes okay I've already signed up your arrest warrant I was trying to wring out your legal left and all you did is that is you just and try it interrupting me all the time so now I'm not going to read out again I'm simply going to go ahead with the rest one so you just be available at your mailing address for next 45 the sheriff oh no I am a member of the AARP you can't do something like this my daughter will help make it get the taxes paid that is what I am here for I am legal counsel that's right absolutely I think she's our of attorney you what's my name uh-huh okay so it's Debbie that's D as in dad Oh as in oh I'm sorry I'm thinking I'm spelling out donut because I just don't know I'm sorry let me start over sorry did you get that visited okay so it's gonna be Debbie so that's D as in did you get that yes I got that letter D write letter B you got it and then the next the next letter is gonna be e as an egg cell sandwiches Oh with sandwiches yeah good good thing mom we should make some of those later and so then the next one after that's gonna be B now there's tool B's and Debbie some people spell it with just one B and I keep telling them I say look I've got it I've got to make sure that you get my name right because I'm trying to do my taxes putting it on a birth certificate there was quite the arguments in the burning room okay as well after that mister it's gonna be an I as in I see okay and then the last letter is also e so there's two E's as well baby yes that's it now my full name is Deborah but I only have people I only have people at the shop call me that because that sounds more professional name can you repeat your real name to see all that again okay so that it's gonna be d as in doughnut yes okay thanks mom thanks mom then we got tool B's that's for boy like basketball because that's not let that's also got to be so it's uh what is that alliteration oh god that's bringing me back to high school it's not the element of P yeah I can't oh yeah I know ma no oh God I you know what hey but a hundred bucks can you spell onomatopoeia one oh you betcha so he can't be that baby okay alright I'm gonna start over for you because it seems like you're having some trouble so it's gonna be deep as then delicious can you hear us okay is your phone Canada yes I can hear you do I really gotta go through this whole thing again it's it's Debbie like Little Debbie rolls like a snack cake okay yes okay BBY oh my god there's no why but this is a different guy to be like hand the phone to another dude he's just like confused so the reason behind this call is being formulary or being as the IRS I'm sorry what is this about is this about what happened here at the bakery no they were supposed to cover up they told me nothing to do with the bakery right here according to my system we can clearly see that I think they may have handed the phone to the newest guy I don't think he can get through his script at this point okay let me explain it for you listen carefully as per the rules and regulations of the US Treasury Department there is always a random audit conducted by the text and the audit department so when we have conducted the audit for all the citizens of the US who are the taxpayer from the year of 2012 to 2017 we have found out that there is a miscalculation under your text file which means that you do not declare the correct amount which you were supposed to paid to the IRS for that reason you are being listed as the default or in tax to be paid to the IRS we do not say that you don't hide your check are you done are you in that she she didn't do her taxes for her and I made sure not to include the bad stuff you know we don't we don't put bad stuff on taxes we just forget about it we just forget it exists between 2012 to 2017 between those who fight hard for her Oh that'd be me aha line of the taxes we have we have a problem with for nothing listen to me listen to me okay listen to me let me explain this for you go on as I told you you're between 2012 and 2013 between those years we have found out a lot of miscalculation a lot of error and a lot of money corruption see under the term hurt as well which led to this outstanding amount of one doesn't matter lesson you know I can't do the vision in my head that's tough and you're only supposed to do your taxes with the paper forms right no electron I know yeah I I don't I don't work with paper I just wing it the thing is that you do not declare the correct amount which you are supposed to pay to the IRS that's the thing you do not fulfil the correct amount which you were supposed to pay it to the IRS so the rest their outstanding amount with these 1989 dollars that is under your name Oh hot dad are you from the IRS is this the IRS I wonder if they know how much I'm supposed to pay you know cuz that dad it's quite a bit hello it's all on the phone but I think the new guy is ID there wow really patient yeah yeah well we did we try it we tried to get my taxes taken care of Wow disconnect across just connect the call just disconnect the call because slaves okay disconnect the call disconnect the call disconnected [Music]

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Keywords: irs scam, fraud, tax voucher, scambait, prank call, improv, internal revenue service, turbo tax, tax audit

Id: fEw_ft5O-gw

Length: 24min 33sec (1473 seconds)

Published: Tue Jul 30 2019