Foolish Scammer Rage Quits After -500 IQ Play

thanks for calling firework department how can i help you yes i got an email from you about my computer subscription renewal ma'am actually whenever someone purchase a computer from the store it's all about your computer firewall now okay and the email that you got it was a reminder email okay that is why you got that email so that you can go ahead or you can cancel it or renew it it is up to you so do you like to cancel it or remove it okay okay is that why when i have my laptop sitting out for too long um especially if i'm in the sun or something outside it gets so warm yeah because the security the network security of your computer has got expired i'm not i'm not sure if i want to know it or not let me make you understand let me make you understand ultra viewer remote control software remote access software yeah click on that correct click on that give a click on that so did you click on run i clicked on run right and now wait for a while no not right i clicked on run not right click on run i asked you i asked you to cancel my firewall thing i'm once again excelling for your support i mean this whole thing cancellation id password it will allocate the cancellation okay i am once again asking you to cancel my firewall you told me that you want to cancel it so if you don't want to cancel it so you want to renew it right i do [Music] yes [Music] department do you see i'm moving the mouse pointer on the screen ma'am sorry you're a little tired there all right just give me a moment don't touch the mouse because the firewall which was running in your computer it has got expired it's not working that is what is all this stuff this is all my firewall these are the computer programs and drivers they are not working you can see the status stopped stopped you can see stopped and one more thing i would like to show you look on the screen ma'am okay i am typing something i'm going to show you the present network condition internet condition of your computer ionization local address okay i'm telling you ma'am local address means man this is your id address your internet protocol address and foreign address means map at the moment as your firewall has got expired as it is not working that is the reason apart from you some unknown people some unauthorized people they are present in your internet they are present in your network and they are established at the moment that means they are also sharing they are also misusing your internet connection map and they are active here you can see active connection you can see the firewall has got fire you know what i i think these sorts of things just they sell themselves you know so you don't want to renew it no no thank you i really appreciate your time and your sales pitch but i'm not interested in what you're selling no thank you but ma'am if you don't renew it ma'am there will be no security in your computer okay well that's fine i'll figure out how to i'll figure out how to turn it back on one way or another i'll i'll ask my i'll ask my son or something you know say how do i turn on my firewall and maybe he'll help me but ma'am the firewall renewal charge it will be debited from your account it will be auto debited well trade windows foreign firewall is on pardon no no no no not this one not this one we are talking about the inbuilt security yeah well at least i got this one you know this one is the advanced security so it looks like i have the windows defender advanced security went turned on so that's good so yeah i don't want to buy whatever it is you're selling if you could just cancel it no not this firewall i'm not windows defender firewall i'm not talking about windows defender firewalls i'm talking about the internal security that is present in the settings that is called network prediction i don't want that okay if you don't do anything that doesn't save data suppose whatever the data you are saving on this computer okay this firewall keep them okay and the same thing do this one this network security also does the same thing okay and it will also this network security oh wait wait wait wait you're telling me the one that's expired does the exact same thing is the one that's not expired yeah the this one has got expired network okay then yeah i don't i don't i don't want you i don't want the network security then if they do the same exact thing then i don't need the one that's expired charge is 199 and our lifetime cancellation charge is 2.99 so how long you want to cancel it what did you just say to me the one year yeah the one year cancellation charge 199 usd and the light 10 cancellation charge is 299 usd what are you talking about a lifetime cancellation charge esm what are you talking about you can't charge me a lot yeah what's the future you will not receive any kind of phone calls any kind of emails related to firewall okay so you just you just have to stop that so if you don't want to renew it you can cancel it and there will be a cancellation charge that is 199 for one year and 299 for the lifetime okay okay yeah in your risk i'll tell you what i get it i get it i get it i get it fine go ahead and do the lifetime cancellation for you of 299 okay that's fine so how would you like to make the payment map by check or by card just to be clear you already have my card on file right because it's going to auto renew if i go everything is saved on the server okay because i will not wait wait wait wait wait wait stop stop stop stop wait if i don't cancel it it auto renews correct yeah the renewal charge is 4.99 for five years okay so you do have some sort of payment you already have my account you have some sort of payment method on file okay yeah go ahead and uh go ahead and cancel it then all right go ahead but it is saved on the windows server because the system will charge your account right so have the system cancel my account and charge the 2.99 go out we need to we no no no we need to cancel it by yourself so if you want to cancel it for lifetime yes go ahead go ahead and cancel it for lifetime use the system server or whatever to charge my payment method uh that you would have used to renew it automatically no no it will automatically renewed okay it can't automatically cancel but you might automatically renewed because that is the system that is the procedure okay so that sounds absolutely ridiculous i didn't get to repeat it i think i'm going to start a business where i charge people i'm just going to call them up and i'm going to say hey uh do you want to cancel this impending charge on your account and if they say yes i'm going to say well you have to pay me 200 bucks if they say no then they have to pay me 200 bucks that sounds like a good business idea no ma'am it sounds very legal too i bet this is very legal your every details is saved on the windows server okay and these are the encrypted details and suppose if you don't cancel or renew it manually by yourself okay that time the server will go ahead and it will charge your account and it will automatically renewed that time for 99 will be debited from your account okay go ahead you know what fine i don't want to talk to you anymore just go ahead and renew my account that's fine okay so in order to all right thank you you want to remember today okay so how would you like to make the payment well just let the server take care about yourself you just said it was going to automatically renew it so go ahead that's fine yeah it will keep charging your account all right thank you for 99.90 all right two times three times four times yeah i will keep charging every year [Music] like that is for manual cancellation manual renewal okay and if the server charge your account it will keep charging your account like in every two days every three days it will charge your account multiple times you're telling me that you've been charging me 500 every two days for the past five years yeah definitely that is the reason you need to cancel or renew manually you have to understand what is auto process what is a manual process you are not understanding that every two days you charged me 499 so what you're saying is over the past five years you've charged me 456 000 dollars yeah it will keep charging your account that is the reason you need to stop that okay you just need to manually cancel it manually renew it and if you do it then it will cost you only 4.99 one time but there's no way you charged me four thousand i don't have 456 000 in my bank account you didn't charge me that much money ma'am i kinda understand that ma'am but the server what are you talking about this doesn't make any sense this is the most illegal ridiculous thing that i've ever heard of in my life microsoft is bankrupting their customers by locking them into some commitment that they don't even understand this is absurd what you're telling me is that microsoft is ripping off their customers charging their money automatically what you're telling me what you're telling me is that if no what you're telling me is that if i died tomorrow listen to me young man what you're saying is that if i died tomorrow that every two days microsoft is gonna charge me five hundred dollars and then my son after he's well one of my sons the six of them after they're done mourning my loss and they deal with the funeral and they come to figure out the will and manage my estate there will be nothing left in my bank account because microsoft has been charging me 500 every two days for a computer that i wasn't using because i was buried in the ground that is the rules that is that's not the rules that's absolutely ludicrous let's get a rough idea of how many microsoft computers exist today uh let's see if we can find out how many how many are available in circulation right now let's say 300 million that's very that's absurdly conservative so if there's 300 million computers ma'am i would like to tell you something that i have got another customer as well ma'am okay oh i bet you don't give lots of time to you now listen to me listen to me i want you to hear this so that's 75 million people that are being charged every two days but everybody everybody doesn't think like you like calculate that right is that six trillion dollars a year that you would that that's again that's very conservative so microsoft if you wanna cancel it manually then just call us back otherwise don't for the love of god i thought michael i thought tech stocks were a little overvalued but i think i think i have i think i might not have gotten the full picture until today so you will renew the firewall security of your computer lindsay no no no i was talking to someone before about it and you're apparently allegedly you're gonna charge me 500 every two days is that correct no no it's not true it's not every two days it's the 499 dollars that is for five years lindsay if you want to cancel it's only 199 so you have my information on file it'll just automatically charge me then that's correct and the system is the one generating all the charges okay go ahead and just um go ahead and uh can't cancel it then and charge my account okay thank you go ahead we will cancel this for you but we need to verify the information is correct and are the same and you need to provide the check information lindsay this time you'll be the one to send a check for the cancellation fee of 199 actually i do want the check where they want me to send the check and who too so i'm just going to snag i'm going to snag there real quick okay yeah that sounds perfectly reasonable actually yeah i'll write you a check and then you're never going to charge me again correct okay again yes okay yeah can i have the check number please yeah the check number hold on let me look up let me just open my draw okay go ahead okay the check number is seven eight two two we just need to verify the information we have a record and will be deleted automatically on our system and see you don't need to worry this is just for the verification that you really sent the check but i've never i've already had the file how are you going to verify it okay yes let's say i told you so my routing number zero seven one zero zero zero zero one three okay hold on a second please routing number you will see the account number that is next to the routing number yeah it's it's because i have a um i have one of their gold platinum accounts i'm a very important customer over there i have a business account checking account money mark i have a bunch of different accounts and all links together so it's okay 230-730-142-710-212-3769-1337 that's the full thing that's a long number again two three zero seven three zero one four two and then two two one zero sorry sorry sorry sorry okay where are you again again two three zero seven two three zero one four seven three zero one four two seven one zero two one two three seven six nine one three three seven there's a lot of money in there so they had to give me a bigger account oh that is a very that this is a very long account number will you read it back to me it's a very long account number two three zero seven three zero one four two seven one zero two one two three seven six nine one three three seven correct uh i think you missed a part in the in the middle somewhere what do you have after the zero one four zero one four yes zero one four and then two seven one no no um it's two sevens so like seven seven one sorry not two seven one it's two sevens so it would be two zero seven three zero one four seven seven one zero two one yeah so that's it correct yeah so that's it okay two three zero seven three zero one four again 230-730-1477 one i said two sevens before so it's seven seven one yes but now seven seven one zero two one correct yeah and then two three seven six nine two three seven six nine that's it yeah one three three that's it right yeah one three three seven yeah that's the whole thing okay the route yeah the account number when you see the routing number the first nine numbers at the very left bottom part of your check right yep the routing the routing number is uh zero seven one zero zero zero zero one three honey honey let me just check let me just send the check to you what is all this matter no no no it's okay no problem but after that you will see at the very left bottom part of your check you will see the routing numbers the first nine numbers what do you see after the routing number okay let me read it back to you at the very left two three zero yes at seven three zero one four seven seven one zero two one two three seven six nine one three that's it three seven got it okay i got it all right no problem with that i got it it's a very long account number yeah it's a premium i'm a premium account holder once you exceed a certain amount of money you have a bigger account that's complicated you know how they save more money more problems well this is one of them on the left-hand side bottom of your check you have a first set of number that's a nine digit number that is zero seven one what are you doing right now sorry i'm asking you i'm confirming where do i send the check i already spent 25 minutes talking to i just want you to cancel my dang account ma'am you don't have to send the check anywhere else it will be processed online okay i don't wanna i don't wanna process it online i don't do online checks ma'am you don't have to process online because we will process it and you would be receiving a verification call from my sorry no i don't want to do that so how you're going to make a payment then if you're not going to be this is the way we work i'm going to mail it to you you're going to mail to us she told me i could mail it to you ma'am you can mail us that's a different thing ma'am but it will be but it would be too late ma'am and we cannot because whenever you're going to mail a check at least it's going to take seven to ten business days it'll take 10 minutes it'll take two to three days i'm trying to support the usps come on you don't have to go through with the online i'm not opening up any online banking form listen to me first damn god i'm not opening up any kind of phone what did you just say to me i said to you that i am not gonna open any online banking forum what i said to you that the information through which you provided we will still process that is this call recorded sorry check over the phone or online or anything other than mailing i do not trust the phones i do not trust computers i only trust the postal service i just wanted to make sure that i got that on the record you want to you want to mail us a check no problem i will give you my mailing address okay thank you you need to mail the check i wish you would have said that an hour ago when i told you that's what i wanted to do for heaven's sakes why don't you stick to your job instead of trying to make things easy for me just do do what i ask you to do god that hurt a little bit to say that even though he's a scammer and even though i'm playing a character how rude the account number she gave it to me that is two three zero seven three zero one four seven seven one zero two one two three seven six nine one three three seven uh yeah and then there's a one at the end after that this is my goodness so long account number man yeah i have a premium account i was telling amanda once you have enough money in your account they upgrade you and then you gotta have a bigger account to keep all the money it happened after y2k when all the numbers rolled over it's a long story because my account is so old i had god my account number was like 700 or something i don't know it was a very short number and then sometime around y2k i had i had so much money in there they they upgraded me okay so and the address is 42 wallaby way sydney north dakota five eight four zero one yep okay after 69 it's number one then number three the number three once again the number seven the number one yeah and then two then two once again there is two correct ma'am if you don't mind can you please read me your account number so that i can verify myself that i have all the correct information yep yep for the for one more time it's uh just at the bottom of my check it is two three zero seven three zero one four seven seven one two one two three seven zero six nine one three three seven one two four mom you're going too fast okay can you tell me something slowly so please re-verify and check it out i don't know why but when it's pasted right here on the notepad it feels overwhelmingly long like before it didn't seem too outrageous to me before although it has grown quite a bit so so yeah one more time for the for the guys in the back it's two three zero seven three zero one four seven seven one zero two one two three seven six nine one three three seven one two four five [Music] one two four five correct and it's only one two four on the last nope it's one two four five check on your screen man [Music] can you just read it back to me and i'll look at my i'll write i'll look at my check and you read it back i'm telling you from the beginning 2 3 zero seven three zero one four seven seven one zero two 1 2 3 7 6 9 1 3 3 7 1 2 four five what was the what was the uh last digit a five or a nine five okay because there's definitely a nine in there i think i didn't have my glasses on last time um i'm i got confused ma'am sometimes you're telling me this sometimes you're telling me that sometime you're telling me this sometimes you're telling me that i am literally got confused i didn't have my glasses on last time so it's two three zero seven three zero one four seven seven one zero two one two three six nine one three three seven one two four nine five look on your screen i have written that number just match that number map with your account number well it's hard if you hold it upside down i'm kind of like crooked no never mind never mind that's right it is a nine at the end it is a nine two three zero seven three zero one four seven seven no no no no no no no no no no repeat that last part i'm telling you from the beginning 2 3 0 seven three zero one four seven seven oh okay never mind that's one zero yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that's right that's right one one zero two one no what comes after the second three after seven seven it's one zero two one two two three seven six no no no no there's not two threes it's 23 not two threes that would be two three zero seven three zero fourteen seventy seven one hundred and two a hundred and twenty three seventy six ninety one thousand three hundred thirty seven one two four ninety five why don't you make a payment through with your uh card i'm exiting you cancel my account with my card on file i already told you then go with it ma'am no no all right i'll just cancel myself cancel i'll i'll i'll write void on this checkout rip it up i'm gonna rub up the check and uh you go ahead and cancel yourself okay you're not listening what kind of a man why are you not listening at all to me ma'am okay you know what you are fine you win charge mike just i don't want to cancel it anymore go ahead and renew it you win i fine i give up no no no no i give up you go ahead and earn money i'm digging not the way renew my account this is not the way man remember this is not the way actually ma'am you're doing it seriously ma'am i'm i i'm trying my level you're not getting paid a firewall might be nice you know i i with the weather changing and everything gonna be christmas time soon probably probably it's for the best just go ahead and understand i don't want to cancel it anymore i don't want to cancel it pay the money pay the money done if you want to do it it'll automatically renew that's not gonna work ma'am that's not gonna work we are not gonna cancel it that's not gonna work you have to do the manual my account thank you very much i didn't cancel your account you just said you can't auto charge thank you oh my goodness what are you completely not so there's a long 40 chest move he's so mad imagine imagine getting he's like he got beat at his own little game this is one of my recent favorites it's such a ridiculous situation i hope you had fun got a couple laughs and maybe learned a few things as you watched don't forget to subscribe so you get notified about future videos know that you are loved valuable and appreciated see ya

Channel: Kitboga

Views: 595,899

Keywords: scambait, scam, prank call, call center, robo calls, fraud, improv

Id: yHM5VaXtpVY

Length: 32min 20sec (1940 seconds)

Published: Sun Oct 11 2020

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[u/Martine_V]

As much as I like the clueless but obstinate granny with selective hearing, the smart customer running circles around them might even be better!