Train Sim World 2 London Underground Challenge! Train Driver Mike vs the Bakerloo Line

[Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] so [Music] [Music] [Music] hello hello happy wednesday here we are again train sim world train stream oh my god yeah look we're trapped in the world of trains now no getting yeah don't you want to be in that car i really do we're trapped here in where are we queen's park stations [Applause] um um [Music] [Laughter] [Music] um [Music] is by listening to the stream itself let me have a listen yeah it might be bad is it better now tell us in the chat if it is better why would it even be looping mike tell me that i have no idea does it sound okay to you i mean yes i guess let me have a listen on mine yeah that sounds fine that sounds okay to me so let's press off i'll tell you what luke and hopefully yeah all good fixed good right good well the chaos has already begun and we have no idea just started moving so yes i mean challenges yes um [Music] well that was mysterious i guess um and i'm not convinced these are all authentic responsibilities of a london underground tube driver but here we go anyway your challenge of the week this week is to restock three of your newspaper bins so obviously in the metro because we have three newspapers you know it's a side hustle and you're also working for a publisher of a free newspaper and you would have to be replenishing those music videos you need to restore three tube maps if you head up to the tickets here on queen's park station so so this which is the only the only london underground line in world two i'm but it's the oldest tube line in london and therefore isn't isn't the london underground the first yeah it's the oldest tube line information and monitoring things one presumes so those are your three like side quests if you like sounds good you're making something first i've fixed the audio looping by the way i think so okay hooray um meanwhile you will be steering your train not steering steering is the one thing you don't have to do actually on a tube train accelerating and decelerating decelerating with various degrees of emphasis um you will be taking us on a journey on a magical mystery tour of london um because i will be demanding you take me to various london landmarks and you will have to get them you'll have to take us to the most closely located bakerloo station um as it were okay got it got it okay that's good that's your quest and various side quests i'm going to check in with the chat because what an audio what an audio nightmare we've put you through um i know everyone says fixed fixed fix mike silence the clones yes mike rescued us from an infinite looping uh nightmare of of audio and now you've just got a conventional train related nightmare to enjoy yeah all right cool thank you says no sansa de silva like spike for lack of looping says t-birch 42. uh now we have this audio loop combined with ellen luke and andy's loop from oxtra's animal crossing quiz a few months back someone has to make a dubstep mashup of the two to underscore the rest of 2020. yeah that seems like the soundtrack to 2020 all right to me yeah um thank you for that ab abidozian chulac ii there you go nailed it that time thank you for returning i remember you from our jurassic world minecraft stream just the other weeks isaac timmons says the mets the oldest and you're still looping on yourself oh the metropolitan line i think is what is is trying to say and you're still looping but that's from a little while back so presumably i promise not looping anymore no longer the case cool let's get this let's get this train moving right okay cool yeah let's um let's take it places so first of all i would like to visit uh let's go to we're at queen's park right now uh we're gonna be heading into central london please because i would like to visit very much the home of um the world's greatest detective batman no greatest detective sherlock holmes got it okay as well you know where he lives right he lives in on baker street right yeah but which number for a bonus point 221 b or something like that yeah very important that you get the b otherwise you get his neighbor his neighbor his long-suffering neighbor a bunch of like police inspectors turning up so so we're heading i can't really get out of one round unfortunately because of this dead man's handle thing like if you let go of the controls on a tube train uh it stops okay let's let's acquaint the audience with the cab here tell us give us a little tour first of the cab the london tube train bad upholstery obviously that upholstery looks fine when it gets dirty but you can get it dirty you can drop your lunch on it and stuff exactly um but buttons down here for doors and things this is the forwardy backwoody well no actually this decides if you're going forwards or backwards and this decides how fast or slow you're doing it i think the traction breaks there's definitely some headlights somewhere you can turn the cab light on if you turn around if you turn to your left yeah uh up on the wall behind you yeah there you go if you put the cab lights on then you'll okay there'll be something for everyone to see otherwise there you go it's just gonna be very dark oh oh oh we're probably screaming um ah stop stop oh you've left it way too late for stopping there'll be no stopping at this station mike i'm afraid please just i lifted the dead man's hand just stop oh no oh dude okay we're good okay well why don't we why don't we get out and inspect this station um for your side quest okay cool uh this is kilburn park station i used to live right by kilburn park station okay is it good how is it yes they they play classical music in the ticket hall to keep the yobos out they have interests yeah right oh oh poster right there you go that's a poster missing the gap poster there you go i've probably saved a life jane yeah now people know to mind the gap yeah and there you go tick oh and a roommate all right are you a vampire tube driver look in that mirror there over your shoulder over here any number of no that's not a mirror to your right you know the kind of concave mirrors they have oh oh yeah it's right there i think everyone's a vampire everyone on the tubes of vampire because i can't see anyone reflected in it okay i think everyone's waiting and is trapped on my train i don't think i ever even open the doors to be honest oh no they can't even disembark doors for them yeah let's open the doors otherwise everyone is going into central london with us yeah so doors open right yep left just in case anyone else wants to get off on the left in case someone wants to slide between the wall and yeah like this and the tube tray and just get wedged up wedged up good in there there you go there you go cool uh great okay sorry yes you there was a particular station you wanted to get to wasn't there so well yeah yeah all aboard close the doors everyone uh close all the doors uh yeah i'm standing on the seat at the moment you have to sit down in order to operate the dead man's handle that is what i have learned really you could do it from standing oh yeah oh yeah shut my mouth so you have to be within arm's reach of it but you don't have to be sat down uh maybe not i can hold it i would have to hold it down okay wait which is gonna be a pain yeah turn off the um the little audio alarm yeah yeah there you go done and then put it to oh i need to do off and release first and then i need to do shunt and then it goes forward you see yeah and then you can make it go faster i think by putting it in series and then parallel i don't really know what that means why can't they just be numbered why can't they just be geared why can't it just fast five four three two one and reverse oh no reverse is actually this show us the um is it called this is the reverser thing yeah yeah get forward backwards yeah it's like that a train should have forwards backwards and then fast and slow right but this always has like other stuff as well there's about eight different sorry to stop the train there's about eight different like auto what's forward you let the train pick you let the ai drive it i'm not sure because i only did the basic tutorial you would think that a tube train only has two directions because it's on a track and that those are forwards and backwards and maybe sideways if you're feeling really like spicy pop the rails yeah i don't know what's this what's what saloon lights off no oh can i turn the lights off in the tube uh maybe i don't know i'm going to release some de-icing fluid okay purely ornamental switch there that's not one of your operatives your stuff there is an emergency brake on the other side of the cab you see the red the red thing there you do have an emergency brake but to be honest yeah oh cool the emergency stops in case you need to stop really you know emerge well i always do because the stations always take me by surprise so well they shouldn't but okay um and also if you stand up then you just start slowing down right because of this yeah handle which is the point of that thing i'll show you how it works at made available do it yeah use that as your braking mechanism all i all i need to do you just stand up stand up and release the handle and then we will coast to a perfect stop can you there you go i mean i probably could have gone a bit further into the platform but i think that might be if we're doing the extra hard mode challenge of getting out of your own train and locking yourself out of your train yeah i think that might be the way to do it is to like stand up and try and glitch out the train in the five or six seconds before it breaks to a halt so where are we now which station are we at this is made of l another station that i used to be my local station oh very fancy yeah it's lovely um right i'm just moving forward a little bit yeah because it's because no one could get on the train yeah because you know you're only peeping your train nose into the station right there there we go right good that's a break uh doors open doors open open doors open doors a bit of whistle how about a bit of whistle for everyone all that stuff uh right i can go and do i can do some more i can mop up some more of my uh yeah why not let's go and do some more you haven't restocked any newspapers yet so let's find some newspaper bins because what are their commuters going to do mike without their metro newspapers i don't know i don't know be ill informed i would say probably here we go there we go one hey was i just carrying all those in my trousers it's definitely this one definitely isn't my job you might have them in a backpack i'm an employee of tfl i'm not a an employee of the metro newspaper oh well i wish i could go up and explore all that i just want to escape the trains in world change i just wanted to i think you might be looking for a different game in that case mike yeah it flights him obviously right uh okay oh have i not unlocked the doors i was convinced i pressed the doors button well people could have gotten out the door you got out of so that's on them i say if the passengers didn't didn't follow your lead and disembark if i open all these doors the the danger doors you know the ones that you're not yeah yeah yeah you get decapitated if you open them exactly according to according to safety yeah if i just open these then people just i think the doors are open i think the doors are they are now yeah but if i forget next time which is entirely possible oh i see i see so you're just you're just opening up all the doors for maximum accessibility fine good right now let's close those doors door's closed okay dead man's handle down yes shunt shunt it shunt it oh did i forget my uh you forgot the warning audible warning is that that sound that you get when the doors are closing i'm not sure which shortable warning it's talking about there because you can't really hear it in the game okay so shall i phone for pizza on we go uh i will have a supreme an anchovy pizza please i'm not ordering that no cancel it would get really stinky in the cab of a tube train if you ordered an anchovy pizza indeed into the cab um how's everyone enjoying the tube ride by the way on the in the chat how's how's it going chat angel beat says just beware of wood elves they don't conduct or electricity which is a really a really forced ton there angel beat well done that's how we like them cameron o'rourke says hey jane can you repeat the rules please i couldn't hear them because of the looping sorry we'll do a recap cameron i'm sorry about that i didn't realize how extensive the looping went uh mediocre danny d says had to take this line all of the time to visit a client in the before times thanks for the memories also thanks for being great no thank you for being great mediocre danny d and hopefully one day you will get back on the bakerloo line my dreams are very modest these days mike one of them is going on a train would be like you're back on the bay line yeah nick jeffrey says that audio looping sounded like prudence had summoned daddy cthulu to join the stream so i can't wait to listen back and hear how horrifying it is bionicky008 has bought two point hospital on switch finally last week i got summarily addicted thanks again for the recommendation drink for bench yeah do drink full bench oh i've got to i forgot to get a pre-stream drink actually because today has been such a day it has been hectic it continues to be such a day in fact so thanks stream technology mike faran says bring the noise whoever said thank god this one is not a crazy train um no i guess i guess it is i guess it is stop emergency stop oh wait oh is it is it time for an emergency stop i've over shot i've overlapped oh no it still counts if a bit of the train is in the platform does it so let's yeah let's run down to the other end of the train there you go is any part of the train still well you've got to open the doors most of it i would say most of that train but in which you still have to open the doors though because i'll do it manually this is the service i offer that guy just walked through the these guys don't know it is like truly a ghost train of ghosts oh no this is like some dreadful horror where you realize not only were you dead all along but everyone everyone was dead all along oh no it's trying to induce is trained him to the finest survival horror ever made i i'm sad that these doors don't work that you can't open it's not a true simulator if these doors are disabled you can't okay okay all right anyway that was the dlc want list all right so the the challenge criteria for everyone who couldn't hear us because of the demonic possession um here are the things that mike needs to do um he needs to restock three newspaper bins restore three tube maps should go and do that now three posters so usually they're like mind the gap safety posters so we're gonna have to put three of those up and fix three broken monitors um i don't i've done one of each right yeah so no you haven't fixed any broken monitors i'm afraid there are yet to be any monitors fixed i maintain that none of those things are typically a tube driver's job but mike is a tube driver with lots of hustle uh these monitors yeah the ones at the end of the platform that are like well they all look fine though i assume they're for safety well not all of them are fine there are several broken ones somewhere along the tube line and well it seems like warwick avenue is a particularly well maintained tube station because it is an attractive station i can't see anything that needs doing here well i guess they they have no need of your services and alongside that the main objective of today's stream oh oh yeah i got a root map there you go okay all right good the main okay so that was a root map you got there eh nice one cool so the main poster oh so what's your poster all right cool two posters john so those are the side quests but the main objectives are to escort me a very demanding true passenger to her destinations of choice which are three london landmarks the first of which is the home of sherlock holmes the world's greatest detective come at me batman uh the second is oh i tell let's just do one at a time so take me two please uh two two one be baker street you say you're a demanding passenger but you haven't complained once about the fact that all of my arrivals at stations have been either extremely dangerous or just poorly executed well we'll get to that i'm still i'm also the the hard mode challenge is obviously to somehow abandon your train and get locked out of it while it is in motion okay which i believe mike can do but we'll save that perhaps the end of the stream because once you get locked out of your train there's probably no there's no coming back all right all right shunt shunt shunt shunt oh there it was there are so many settings on the traction break i do not understand i think my train's got a leak i think you need to turn the alarm off or on there or something that's the brakes isn't it that's some sort of pneumatic kissing maybe it's maybe did i maybe did you shut the doors this is such an unsafe train i can't see from this angle but i think probably not okay is it moving okay let me try again try again uh often release and then shunt shunt shunt please do you know you can use the right trigger as well to kind of accelerate right and right and you can use right bumper to move through the traction brake settings i believe i think i think what have i done to break my train jane it sounds like it's leaking or you've got a bunch of snakes somewhere yeah snakes on a train what a night you hate to see it right i think you broke this train i think we're gonna need a new one i'm gonna need to order a new one yeah right audible alarm off off yeah take a seat are you seated i am seated yeah the direction is set to forward all are all the doors all the doors are closed and locked are they are they though okay good all right uh right and then let's put this on in often release again okay did that work it still sounds like my train's leaking zoom with your eyes use your eyes use your eye zoom to read the uh read the traction break labels uh well just crank the traction break just crank it through all the different gears and eventually that's a pretty good idea eventually we'll get that in the hud on your lower right which actually people can't see the hud when you lie right because i am in front of it um it says that you are in like gear oh did is it because i used the emergency brakes probably oh there you go you didn't reset the emergency rate no well classic error yeah we're moving now we're moving now okay i want to check the chat for everyone screaming at you too emergency brake polly's lab emergency stop is on kiki p says maybe the emergency brake needs releasing maybe you're right on the money carolina says emergency brake release billy mccormick emergency break cameron o'rourke says thanks gotcha now oh okay that's cameron i raw who wanted to know what the actual challenge of the week was in this challenge of the week's stream um malevolent god says i booted up my mac specifically to say e-brake there's a lot of a lot of frustrated passengers on this train i'm going to assume that everyone in the chat is basically a passenger on your train so we're all locked in for the ride yeah so where what's next what's next hang on i did bring up a map i brought up a map on my phone of the bakerloo line which we are on so we are now heading into paddington where the bear comes from yeah yeah i switched a lot i switched the lights off in the saloon to make it more spooky it is spooky um can you see any like any chuds any like underground zombie type what is that what is a chad a chad a cannibalistic humanoid underground dweller you know i mean i've never heard that before but i think it's i think it's some dreadful b movie that i've never seen and yet somehow i know i know of chad's yeah you can see that i briefly saw the other platform yeah beautiful right are you ready to break are you getting ready for your break i'm just going to stand up oh you're just going to let dead man's handle it look okay look how dark it is in here all the lights are off it's a bit grim and spooky yeah ghost train all right are you going to let everyone off this time most people want to go people want to get off at paddington paddington's a big station it's true it's a big interchange national rail circle line it's got that paddington bear statue paddington bear statue can we go and find the paddington bear statue please i can try but i i have the feeling it's not gonna oh i actually just walked past and put a poster on you just brushed brushed the poster onto the wall um how close can we get to the paddington bear statue is what this close ah no we're so far we're so far from the paddington bear statue escalators don't even work dissolves wow that does happen a lot on the tube oh i'll stop some more papers okay i've put three posters up now you've got three posters yeah and you've got two newspaper bins no monitors is there a monitor up here that is needs repair have a look let's take a look look there's one that's oh let's do it okay pudding yeah your mid proximity fixes monitors yeah exactly i'm electromagnetic you're that good a train driver okay cool how this is so weird this is so weird look at the detail on this it's got that lovely dark green not to get into it but it's got that very um very pleasing dark green coloring that you find on the on the baker lula and i assume just on the bakery line yes although the bakery line is brown on the tube map it's like i wonder if it was always brown because if it was the if it was the first tube line you think they would have chosen a better color better than brown they would have been like we've got one tube line let's make it red or blue or something maybe they were just like it's got it's got lou in the title let's make it brown oh mike why are you always going to lower the tone because it's my job yeah it is your job drunken warlock says jane what did you think of the dragon age trailer disappointed or happy for any news info um no i thought it was very exciting and i look forward to playing that game in about 20 years yeah no hell no sign me up i am ready give give it to me my my body is ready bioware give me more dragon age but give it to me faster please who is that who is the character they focused on oh um is he good or bad what an interesting complicated question for you to ask are you going to regret asking this mike soulless truly good or truly bad and when well to understand the answer to that question you have to go many many millennia back into the in sydney see the pre-dragon age the age that came before the dragons no what i thought was that training is getting a bit too interesting yeah if you came to this stream for hardcore train simulation and dragon age lord discussion but those two things in combination then that's all all we were getting today so put them together and you get rain of fire yeah rain of fire wow dragons are discovered in the tube yeah i haven't thought of that i hadn't thought of that film neither is that anyone else since i watched that film many years ago yeah um yeah reign of fire they literally discovered dragons digging a new crosstrail a tunnel for london underground and then dragons literally like destroy everything destroy the world so the moral of the story is don't take the tube or something don't no don't make more chew yes do not make more tube tunnels or something that's fine they're doing a good job of not making cross crossrail at the moment so oh that's a that's a really scathing uh takedown of um a very specific rail project here in the uk so again with the very with the very specific humor here today on the screen yeah that's what you came for okay let's see if i can actually stop this like correctly properly at the right time at edgeware road which introduces into a stop inching inching slowly ready to uh stop do you think this is how tube drivers sit oh god oh oh okay right uh break right right right lap is a type of break because also service application is a type of break okay oh oh oh oh that'll do i'm not sure it should be making those crunchy grindy sounds when you know when you down shift the brake oh you should put the lights on back on for them yeah let's put the lights on it's miserable in here yeah oh no i think it still does it's a trip switch so oh saloon lighting and heat vent set yes i i'm i'm just pressing buttons now do you know what there is if you look to your right to the to the rear of the cabin up a bit up a bit yes uh there you go those big black dials they are um your heater your knee heater oh full oh i'm spinning it around uh full um your knee heater and your space heater so you can get nice and cozy here in the cab yeah the lights that's better that's cheerier isn't it okay which station are we actually in mike edgware road wait okay edgeware road sorry i've i've forgotten my my order of stations oh look at all these monitors jane i can i can complete the i can compare them oh [Music] according to the game that was only oh wait did you get through oh sorry sorry sorry okay you've got three monitors you just need to get one more tube map and one more newspaper bin uh well come on adrian road don't let me down oh look i can go upstairs on this one i'm free i'm free let me out over here and i've placed something throughout the code oh extra room amazing i was as far as you can go that seemed wall oh i thought i was free of the train sim world oh but there are some newspapers here oh hey there you go every cloud okay there you go um one more tube map i believe where did i leave my train where did i leave my train where did you park your train this isn't your train this is the wrong place not in this platform oh you need to go up and over oh there you go yeah done you need one more tube by my reckoning although my reckoning is pretty poor today uh this is my train yeah back on the train now which way was the front i got all turned around yeah probably going the other way did you know you can you can adjust the livery the iconic livery of i can do what yeah i made i made a pink train in my um oh my gosh my game that's amazing but like why would you want to mess with the iconic coloring the iconic branding of a tfl train so interesting by which i mean devastatingly boring fact about these trains is they come from the 1972 stock not really is why they're called like the stock 72 or something like that so this is a vintage early 70s train hot train facts yeah hot train facts you know what you came here for close uh hold off and release off and release shunt shunt shunt shunt now shunt shunt [Music] and then parallel yeah for top speed you've been very you've been very restrained with the speed in fact because you can see on the dial there in the middle of the screen that where the red marker is that's the top speed and you shouldn't be going faster than that and you get in trouble if you do a lot of trouble in fact yeah okay well how are we doing 26 26 top speed is 30 miles an hour here by the way so okay well we're at 31. we're going a little fast now a little too okay we really are gonna have to jam the emergency brakes okay hit it as soon as we get into this platform yep bam no wait no i said bam oh no we're going too fast much too fast [Music] you know you just flunk you've just flung all your customers against the wall hard back in the back in the carriage it's a thrill ride they don't look impressed actually they all look quite relaxed i think they've they've gotten used to it at this point so this is marlborne i used to work around marlon oh yeah so we're we're well in zone one right now zone one is like so zone one is the middle of london zone two is like the almost middle of london zone three is like the further out london and then yeah the numbers go up from there you know numbers how they work oh i what i would do to be able to drive the rail replacement buses what you need is rail replacement buses oh simulator yeah it's a very specific bus simulator uh cool i think this did i open the doors did i open the wrong door you did it mike you're the world's most forgetful tube driver i know yeah i forgot which side the platform keep trapping your customers on the train with you all right okay hold on hold on you're very possessive as the driver you just can't go you like to keep my friends sure that doesn't sound sinister or murderous at all harry gtt says fun fact buenos aires is first underground linea a has color-coded stations from its origin in 1913 for ease of use for an alpha an alphabet population i don't know what an alphabet population means i was understanding everything until the end of that comment but um hopefully smarter people than me in the chat understand what that means uh elena smith speaking of dragon age how about telling us all about your dragon age boyfriend well where to begin eleanor oh no someone stopped jane she's gone off on one again uh the problem is of course i have many many um dragon age boyfriends uh yeah i get i get around in dragon age so it would be here for a very long time um maybe that's a different stream where i just talk about my dragon age boyfriends for like two hours i'm girlfriends you know equal opportunity dragon ager yeah um my warden she just she just doesn't care so uh yeah right we're getting close to baker street now jane i can see it i can see baker street okay good which is somehow only the first of the stops that you wanted me to do somehow the home of the world's greatest detective so we are we were due into baker street at 1705 it's only 17 31 so we're only 26 minutes late everyone on this train is so angry so frustrating where where are you reading the schedule by the way where it's up on the top [Music] no no no i can see it on the stream yeah it's like your eta right got it got it got it so everyone is so late for work no i mean i guess not work but it depends what need to go home and see their family oh no you've kept everyone from going home everyone loves getting to work late and blaming it on the on the traffic that's true i do that okay yeah now who's getting off here at baker street well i am obviously i want to go and see uh 221b baker street which always has a queue outside it um even they've got a museum there right there's like a sherlock holmes museum in there and also madame two swords is right by right nearby as far as i know the planetarium is now like a celebrity dome projection show where they use they reappropriated the dome from the planetarium to project like a celebrity um shirt as a former astrophysicist how does that make you feel jason oh i'm furious i've been furious for a very long time in fact i don't even know if that's true anymore but i remember finding out about it and and and face palming a little bit like i used to like that planetarium planetariums are the best it's good yeah um there's one in greenwich still though right there's still a grenichi planetarium do you know what i haven't been i mean yes no of course we've been to it we went yeah fairly recently yeah we've saw stargazing yeah exactly yeah yeah that's good uh this is baker street look look sherlock holmes can you get close enough because in real life the sherlock holmes is made up of lots of little sherlock roses there is yeah you can just about see it and that is authentic simulation that is the kind of very similitude i crave from train sim world 2. great what else have we got here give us a tour uh well this is the way up to the oh oh i wasn't expecting that to work oh look a red corridor oh it's all gone a bit it's almost twin peaks all of a sudden yeah yeah it's quite sinister down here oh look there you go there's your final route map yeah yeah matt yeah it is twin peaks because look that just goes off into the void oh that's sinister yeah uh what's down here my train is that your train or is that someone else's train i don't know is it is it parked properly if it's not parked properly then we'll know it's yours it looks parked quite properly okay it might not be your train it might be pointing in the wrong direction no it's going towards elephant and castle it must be mine i must have just done a a better job of parking oh you're just getting good uh dave says 26 minutes late that's good for sydney trains so a little bit of insight there onto the australian uh metropolitan train network i suppose it's realistically taking the uh taking the times off because it it just has no idea what's going on with the show because it doesn't want to commit to any times because you're so late jenny greco says when does the predator 2 section of this train simulation begin no dear i don't understand the break oh wait predator 2 okay that was set in a city wasn't it yeah right okay great great great i was thinking jungles uh dan clerkin says those disgruntled commuters look ready to mutiny yeah they will fully mutiny against you they're going to rise up mike take the train away definitely i'm weak i'm a weak train driver madness the emergency brake on madmill says is it possible to go to go full mike in this game and eat the train fully off the rails well you've got some experience there mike from when you were playing uh i played playing earlier yeah i was practicing it uh last night and i did actually manage to crash a train into another train um and it worked it it they collided there was physical contact it was um it was bad i mean but uh it was kind of cool that that's an option well why don't we save that as a treat for the very end of the stream because i don't want to do anything disastrous here just yet yeah so we'll treat ourselves to a dreadful a dreadful derailing um at the end of the stream um good great where's the next stop jane i've completed all my busy work great great what's the next landmark i need to find mike's checked off all his side quests in this open world action rpg of a train simulation game the next objective marker on your map so to speak is the coca-cola london eye to give it its full dreadful sponsored corporate name i know where that is i'm gonna skip a few stations to get there because we're running behind schedule so controversial okay basically if i see a red signal i'm just going to jam on the emergency brake but otherwise you're just going to keep going but otherwise i'm going to absolutely hammer around here surely you've got a clear 25 miles an hour nice i'm driving significantly keep going go go go that signal's green let's just go no one wants to go to regents park anyway i mean trains can't over trace out the trains so presumably the track ahead of you is just clearly absolutely clear because what other trains are going to be there yeah we're half an hour behind schedule so what's the top speed do you reckon this thing can do like well we've hit 41 and we're on a straight road 42 yeah probably about 45 50. maybe yeah dude i'm gunning it let's go come on train how are the passengers probably we're gonna make up make up for lost time yeah we are oh my god oh there's a little bit of tilting there a little bit i feel like these are dangerous speeds to be going around these corners i'm not sure you should be going this fast around these corners wait one station what station are you about to blast through without being able to circus right oh okay so yeah no one wants to get off oxford turkish that's just where all the shops it's just how the shops are but if i were designing the tube i'd make it so that it's impossible to crash right i'd make it so the cube will never go faster than the tightest corner will allow right and then it's the most you're talking about some kind of ai controlled super smart computerized tube system whereas oh we're going so fast it's making my eyes go funny and i feel like we're going backwards backwards yeah it looks like that to me as well does it look like oh red signal shut up ah right signal break break break break break no i failed oh no oh you didn't crash but you failed no i'll have to continue my journey in zone one we'll get another train again wow it's a real it's a real stickler for those red signals this game so even though you didn't crash oh there's cologne does cologne the former home of gamescom i mean i guess the future home of gamescom if gamescom happens again so we're back in zone one we're back out baker street i think yeah baker street okay we're not too far back so you didn't crash but oh we're good we're good oh weird uh it's gonna try and tutorialize me so i'm gonna oh no why would you try and do that we've already done the tutorial uh yeah but it's it just loves doing it lovely scenario fine fine i'm going to read the chat uh nan anderson says mike sprinting to see if the train was close to the stop made me realize how odd it would be to not only to zoom past your stop but then see your conductor running by to see where you stopped yeah yeah thank our lucky stars that no one's ever been on a train operated by mike yeah uh naughty applejack says my birthday is tomorrow and jade is the best well thank you for that naughty applejack and happy birthday to you yeah happy birthday to you yeah you get your iou one birthday 2020 voucher which i think we all get i think if anything else this year no one should ate no i mean obviously everyone has aged about 50 years this year but i think numerically everyone should be able to write this off and be like no no i'm still whatever age i was in 2019. 11 minutes 11 minutes for the next train can i just take one from the other platform and reverse it to waterloo but surely there'll be other trains coming at you in the wrong direction if you reverse it probably but let's see what happens all right i mean you might have derailed so to speak your challenge here in that we were doing pretty well we were yeah on our way to the coca-cola london i can't believe it's called the coca-cola london eye i don't think i really fully took on board the idea that it was sponsored by coca-cola until i looked it up just a british airways one or something uh are we thinking of a different landmark possibly it might be you know what it might be oh okay fair enough fair enough oh that train's only 10 minutes i'm gonna come back five minutes later can i advance time no i don't believe you can but i may be wrong chris manson says i wonder if the glasgow undergrounds in the game mike could combine drain driving with racing and turn it into a particle accelerator is the glasgow underground a big surprise maybe i guess so um well i can tell you now what is in the game is the london underground bakerloo line um the full extent of it so overground and underground but just that line uh the line through germany that goes uh to cologne among other places the ice so it's like a high-speed german train which you've been on haven't you mike yeah we andy and i took it back from cologne one from gamescom one time it's a good train a strange go it's pretty good you would have been on it like this time like what no this time last year about a week ago because gamescom would have been last week under different circumstances so uh paul went out for that train journey because it goes all the way to brussels so it goes to a different country um oh yeah it goes from goes from germany to belgium okay brussels you can get your eurostar right look one minute now i've changed the time all right fine good we only have to wait one minute for me to get good and great okay fine so yes um you've correctly deduced much like sherlock holmes that the place you need to be is waterloo because waterloo is the station that is closest to the london eye the london eye how would you describe the london eye mike uh it's a big ferris wheel it is a big ferris wheel also i think what's pleasing is that we visited the london eye um in flight simulator just a couple of weeks ago so we're approaching it from below ground and above ground here on this channel yeah well we will if my train ever arrives where's my train bloody trains one minute one minute this is the most normal i felt since march is being impatient at waiting for a train to turn up oh no mike no oh i mean oh brilliant you've parked yourself in the cabin yeah but there's someone already in here if i can just see this i think you've just i think you've just wedged yourself into the door oh no oh you're you're on the front of the train like a mermaid figurehead on the front of the ship or like a truck mascot you've just mounted yourself on the front door it won't let me interact with that i think you're stuck i think you're stuck now phone number this door opens if only the dang door opened oh no mike i'm through there we go oh he's wriggled loose everyone he's free he's free and loose and the guy doesn't seem alarmed at all well he's gone now i think you've i think you've made him disappear by sitting in his chair we're all ghosts at the end of the day aren't we at the end of the day we're all ghosts so monitor broken monitor hold on hang on oh yeah you may as well fix it since we're here yeah there we go do my bit do my what i assume is my job part of your job you've just taken on that duty for yourself let me shut this door i don't want to i don't want to deal with the hoi polloi you don't want to embarrass yourself in front of the customers in front of the paying passengers right onwards to piccadilly circus dead man's handle [Music] and then yeah what did that guy do did he use the emergency stop as well no no one else uses the emergency stop mic only you although that said if someone suddenly like appeared through the door with their head and torso you might hit the emergency brake everything's shut right i'm just double checking the doors okay because i don't seem to be moving a lot well you just often release yeah speed up give it some train gas or however tube trains work i still don't really understand it's electrical gas um give it some tube electricity pump the right trigger yeah what have i what have i done wrong what have you done apart from embedding yourself in the front of a tube tray it's moving very very slowly well that's not going to get us anywhere that's never going to get us to waterloo mike let me reset okay did i take the key thing out here yes no the direction selector is on in the wrong thing okay well you need to select forward ie yeah i do what was he doing meddling with this thing i guess you you just put him off when you operated like a ghost right halfway through his front door so often release yeah then probably over here okay forward then shunt wait then shunt yes we're moving we're moving there we go yes okay unzoom eyes dame chapman in the chat says drink for emergency stop which is a fun drinking game to play if you're of age and you're drinking at home so yeah drink for emergency stop i think okay we are i'm already a minute behind schedule oh no more than a minute all these poor people but this is you know the people who actually like this game and and play it lots they you know it's probably quite challenging to get in close stop everything open the doors close the doors not kill anyone you know and then and then keep it to schedule i mean i imagine they do proper training and not just like one tutorial mission is this guy driving with the light off where was that light again jane oh the cowboy it's over your left shoulder over your left shoulder and up on it's so dark that's crazy dark yeah i'm just going to tell you guys i can't see anybody control how am i supposed to stop this train i can't see it this is hard mode this is the dark souls of train simulation what the literals are doing i think you moused over a second ago i saw a tool tip that was like it wasn't the right thing oh okay here we go it's fine get ready to break you are definitely gonna have to break wait i'll use my shoulder buttons you have to break quite sharply all right grind down those gears those traction brake gears where's the light there's the there you go all right get all the cab lights on oh that's better both lights please yes please yep it's spooky in here scary in here yeah uh joe schmo says the coca-cola london eye makes me want to pepsi uh david clinton says hot train fact i remember from the transport museum the first baby to have been born on the tube was on the bakerloo line at elephant and castle i hope they called it elephant or castle castle oh i'm not sure which is worse or tube elephant and castle is all the way at the end of the line right so at least you'd be above ground you wouldn't be like in a tunnel you would be no elephant in castle is still in a tunnel is it is it really oh gosh do you know i don't think i've ever been to elephant castle because it's all the way at the other end of the line and there's a bowling alley there if you wanted to go and do some bowling well then why the heck have i never been to a halloween castle i don't know maybe that's why the pr expectant mother was on her way to elephant castle yeah to do some bowling uh here we go and we're away okay um this is what uh tube drivers get paid lots of money to do isn't it isn't it like don't they get paid like 55 000 pounds or something that seems that i don't know i honestly i don't know i don't know any tube drivers i think they're extremely well paid because they have like a really strong union and obviously can stop if they stop doing their job it's a specialized skills job yeah sure good for them oh mate gosh maybe this maybe this was co-funded by the by tfl right everyone can be a tube driver and then when the tube drivers strike i don't think the tube drivers have anything to worry about because mike you are in no way capable of driving people there mostly in one place at least you're getting you are getting these two there somewhat in one piece about half an hour late and also you embedded yourself in the front of the train by running up running at it on the tracks yeah you did stop normal luke t simmons says 26 minutes delayed straight back upstairs to the pub yeah that is what you do when you see a delay like that it's it's the universe's way of telling you you don't need to take a train right now absolutely so you don't have to take a train right now sharon cross oh for trafalgar square well there you go should we go and see trafalgar square yeah oh wait it's not in the world of trains it's not it's not not in the train sim world jane whoever was asking about the content of train sim world 2 it is not so much a world as it is at the moment three painstakingly detailed recreations of yeah three specific routes not exactly a world but um you can access you can access the routes from the previous train sim worlds is that right yeah they're adding them all um okay over the course of the the next few months so a couple of years there's a uh there's one that goes from san jose to san francisco is in there and there's scenes it goes from brighton to eastbourne or somewhere like that also very scenic a little seaside yeah uh right where were we okay come on probably the same pattern that you've done multiple times now let's see it yep good there you go fantastic and in fact i think i can see like i know this is embankment isn't it sharon cross and embankment are basically in the same place they're really close if you go above ground you can like walk from one to the other in just like a just a minute or something you can tell how hodgepodge the t the the london tube system was built because some stations uh like right on top of each other but are separate discrete stations there's that special tube map which tells you when it's quicker to walk than going down into the tube and on a train and then back up that's right yeah and chair across the embankment is absolutely one of those examples right uh are you gonna hit it are you gonna hit that i'm gonna hit it i'm only looking at shunt speed so okay i'm gonna hit it probably i would [Music] i imagine in the real world if someone hits the emergency brake it is very dramatic and quite upsetting right yeah yeah well i mean we've all been on a tube train that stopped suddenly haven't we done it quite suddenly but i don't know if it was as sudden as a pro emergency brake which i imagine is like very very harsh like that's why it's an emergency break you only use it when you really it's literally the fastest that train can stop yeah apart from like slamming into something else yeah yeah um yeah this oh there we go just got some newspapers they're just scattering some newspapers around the place it doesn't matter if we're late i don't think really it depends what day the week is is it a weekend are people trying to get to work what are they doing there's not many people at 6 p.m so it can't be rush hour i can't it must be maybe it's a saturday or cb why did i put my train [Music] okay that really is the motto of mike the tube driver where did i put my train um is it down here it's like mike in a busy car park except yeah it's a train track holding the keys up to try and see when the lights flash um right uh okay we are very very close to the london eye jane yay um this is really scratching my central london tourism itch except i can't see any of the landmarks because we have to stay below ground yeah exactly we like the mole people right come on what is this definitely my train did i switch the lights off i have someone been in my train are you in the wrong end of the train very possibly i think you've you've come to the wrong end of the train i did wonder why the doors all right quick sprint down this platform i can't even remember which direction my train's going in in your defense both ways look quite similar yeah they should put a big face on the front of the train yeah like thomas yeah exactly thomas the tank engine right uh okay thomas the tube train yeah close the doors yeah yeah uh that's such a dramatic way of describing that handle quite uh i approve of it don't get me wrong i like it it's quite macabre and spooky i enjoy that i just imagine yeah someone's slumping today yeah i'm only jealous that i don't have anything at work that i can call like jane's dead man's keyboard or jane's dead man's mouse or yeah jane's dead man's monitor what have i done jane was it what have you done is it the image is the emergency stop isn't it yeah there we go you should have a little post-it note on your camera okay oh wow helene anderson says oh helene sorry two cargo train wagons with explosive poisonous gases collided close to my home yesterday yeah this somehow seems even less safe well i'm glad to hear that you're presumably still doing okay yeah despite the train wagons with explosive poisonous gases on i suspect if things were that bad you wouldn't be prioritizing messaging on a live chat in a stream that's pretty dramatic though yeah eastong asks hey guys love your videos will you do a marvel's avengers livestream i think it'll be super interesting to watch you guys playing our favorite superheroes we were pondering this idea yeah are we maybe yeah i um i've been looking at some of the reviews in progress and i think yeah some people were quite underwhelmed by the beta but apparently there's a lot more kind of story and things in the main game that they were holding back from the beta so yes the the noises i'm hearing so far are quite positive but we'll see what people reckon and um and yeah maybe we'll maybe we'll play it it might be fun to have a bit of a chat about the avengers i'm sort of sort of missing them lately you know yeah yeah yeah yeah that might be so like i don't know if i don't know if um i don't know if black panther's in in the avengers game but i could really go for it yeah black panther yeah yeah but do you know me with the recent news about um chadwick boseman which is very sad um i could definitely go for a bit of black panther and just kind of um yeah that would be lovely i can't say i've seen that character model i don't believe no i don't believe he's in i suspect they probably were going to add him as a character it wouldn't it wouldn't be chadwick boseman because all the faces are like budget knock-off ones but um it would still be nice to you know nice to be involved with that fiction a bit more um here is right great good uh how close can we get to surfacing here oh is that a missing missing texture it's trying to work out it does say jubilee line but then it says like that doesn't say hammersmith in city that says something else it's weird seeing it alongside all the crisp realistic textures yeah it's like my eyes have gone strange um okay so let's explore this waterloo station somewhat so waterloo station how would you rate it out of 10 it's pretty good it's got one of your favorites hasn't it yeah um there's some good stuff around there there's a bfi imax around there obviously all the south bank stuff yeah skids uh used to be better when the eurostar went out of waterloo right because then you could get to france from waterloo yeah yeah some pancreas is now if you if you're after a real fancy premium train station experience once everyone can travel again some pancreas is the premium train station quality yeah look at this i wish i was watching this a film by development team portrait of a lady it's sweet that they didn't even credit themselves by name it just says development team yeah if elegant and sophisticated drama we're running out we're running out we're running out of station i didn't realize waterloo was so close to the end of the station yeah okay well he's got this weird curvy platform so when you're getting on you could end up falling down the beach mind the gap is what you should have done there mike you're trapped there minded it you should have mounded it mound the gap yeah uh past tense yeah uh so let's pretend here we are okay all right we'll ride if i wanted to see the london eye we would go above ground and then walk towards the river and uh probably i guess cross the across the bridge and then we no wait i can't remember which side it's on the south bank isn't it it's on the south all right well no see i love it when the game is like are you sure you're playing this game you're not just around like like a fool guilty as charged are you trying to have fun with our game that isn't operating a train no okay climb up i'll climb up as in climb up onto the platform okay fine okay your third and final destination got it is abbey road the historic and iconic recording studio abbey road studios and crossing the famous beatles uh crosswalk if you like if you're an american uh where they took that famous photo that one time you know that one well so the the tube station that's closest to abbey road is john's wood but st john's wood is not on the bakerloo line so i need to find the one that is closest to uh abbey road and i think i believe jane i believe it's warwick avenue uh warwick avenue is the closest at least walking distance from uh abbey road studios i would say does that make sense have i lost have i lost jane i may have lost jane i'm just talking to myself now uh let me i'm gonna reverse anyway um i'm gonna reverse all the way to did i do the emergency break emergency hello jane oh jane's back jane's back hold on wait i can fix this i can fix this now and i can't hear jane currently so jane may need to jump back on the clean feed thing but anyway look i can fix this watch this is great uh i'm in the room hello you're back i'm back in the room gosh i have no idea what's going on today was that me or was that you uh that was i think we're still live so i think it may have been your connection dropping out oh dear we've encountered all kinds of technical difficulties today and i have just about had enough of the whole affair the internet it's the worst i know um jorax says jane rage quit after she read beeples in chat i assume someone was doing a people's reference um about our oxventure fictional band models on the beatles named after a bunch of bees and yes i was talking about abby rose studios so i assume that's the connection hi everyone hi elena smith hi cara dennison hi glam girls g jane don't leave us you broke jane says antonio demarco i yeah i got broken i got fully broken by the internet so um i'm back now though so good that's good i'm yeah nearly i've nearly worked it out sorry uh let me just close that mikey james says you get poor service underground things can get glitchy yeah what you get underground or what you used to get underground when i used to use the underground is wi-fi but only in the stations so if you had anything terribly important to do you had to like connect to the wi-fi in the you know like one two minute window gap yeah yeah and wait for you because my i don't know about you mike but my phone you know could hurry up a bit could really get a bit of a move on when it comes to connecting to a wi-fi network and then you've got to do your tweet or send your message or whatever and then this is your emergency just doing a tweet yeah if i think of something really exciting and spicy a hot take while i'm on the tube i only have a 60 second window to tweet that hot spicy take when i'm at the station so yeah anyway how are we doing now we are we i'm good i'm trying to fix your view of what i'm doing oh audio describe uh oh no it'll have to be a yeah an audio description so little jane is too little sally 1980. did the internet break everyone's train of thought says ceravics or forehand it certainly broke my train of thought jane is a ghost says uh ginger and yeah i don't know why i'm a ghost jane's a ghost now says barrett green i assume just because they can't they can't see me i've put yeah you're back now i think thank you thanks thanks for putting me back let me see if this fixes things come on obs is alex right yeah come on obs it's everything it's just everything today the entire internet is the problem jb says is the movie poster a reference to portrait of a lady on fire seems so i wondered about that actually because i did see a lot of london underground posters for portrait of a lady on fire and i wonder if maybe the development team for this game took a little you know like a tour of the london underground for you know flavor for reference saw that poster and thought we need an off-brand version of that poster if i was on fire i would expect the portrait painter to stop painting me and put me out oh you're real your real literal soul mate bless your heart um right i i i'm gonna start heading towards the place where i need to go okay okay have you figured out which is this station that is closest on the bakery so i was saying i yes so yeah um saint john's wood is the closest cheap station but it's on the jubilee line on the mega glue line i think it's warwick avenue i i would say is it is it it's either warwick avenue or made a veil um they're both very close to each other i thought it was made of veil but i believe you could probably walk it from either so yeah let's get to maywell okay fine i like made available made well fancy also lovely i remember going to medeval once a very long time ago with you and andy uh for a games event probably i assume and we were trying to take that photo or i was trying to take that photo on the beatles crosswalk the famous beatles zebra crossing of you know album cover fame and um i think i nearly got hit by a car probably it happens all the time i think probably i think everyone who drives down that road must must be caught there must be a like a sign that says beware tourists trying to take dumb photos because that was me i was that tourist this train doesn't go in reverse i thought i could maybe just reverse it back yeah can you not just apparently not i've put it in reverse yeah it's on shunt doesn't work what happens if you go to the other end of the train and try and do it from the other end of the train you can't i think are they going to make me steer it from the front oh yeah let's go see if we can get the get the thing moving from the other side why not yeah i think so i'm going to run down the platform and do and surely you can't reverse a train from the wrong cabin from like the back but what if you need to what if you overshoot the platform you need to adjust i don't know if they make allowances for people overshooting the platform that seems like it shouldn't it shouldn't happen otherwise i'm gonna have to quit i'm gonna have to quit this job if they don't right okay i'm in the very very dark other cab okay which i have rather inconveniently uh parked in the middle of a tunnel oh no that's the window where's the where's the light the light is over your left shoulder as you sit in the drivers chair yeah but it's not it's really difficult to see oh i had it i believe you yeah there we go that was it hooray you need a little cowboy yeah yeah okay uh let's get this so put a key in right direction select a key yeah forward yeah forward yeah you got it now you're thinking with tube trains the only slight wrinkle in your plan is if there is another train coming in the other direction at you down the tunnel that's true uh i'm gonna put it into off and release i'm gonna try and do the audible warning reset and then i'm gonna put it in shunt and see if it oh is it the emergency break andrew white suggests uh i mean possibly it shouldn't be you really indeed hang on i'm gonna make you a post-it note right now that says emergency break question mark might be the doors need closing and sometimes that's an issue i don't need headlights on here where are the headlights jane can you remember where the headlights are on this thing uh no i can't i cannot remember i don't think i've ever turned the headlights off i just assumed they were on all the time well not on the back of the train they're not what's this there we go i've made mike a special pokemon so i would stick that right on your right on your dashboard there on the train if i could there's a button here that just says trip reset i don't know what that means that sounds like something we don't want to mess with reverse lockout cut out reverse lockout cut out i don't know what that means lg baby says can jane share her abbey road photo do you know what i don't even think i have that photo so maybe someone else was taking a photo because i would surely have it if i took it so yeah um yeah i just remember being mortified at coming off like a tourist in london in my home in your own city i don't even like the beatles that much not enough to get mowed down a stone sweat yeah great um i'm gonna get a different train that needs to go north yeah let's go on a train that's meant to be going in that direction anyway all right sounds good so the beta goes roughly north to south yeah we need a new train i'll just leave that one in the in the station i'm sure no one will mind someone else will deal with it someone else will come along like you must be off your shift soon and then the next train driver has to come and clear up your mess solve your problems oh my god that door open okay no too soon oh oh you've wedged it sorry i'm i'm slightly behind now because i'm slightly delayed yeah i've uh now my controllers stopped working which is oh no this is wow we forget to make a blood sacrifice to the usual internet guys yeah oh no wow yeah i feel like we've been fully cursed and it might be the lack of andy andy by the way is on holiday this week we hope he has a lovely time um but clearly andy was our lucky charm our totem for keeping away the demonic internet spirits that have changed this entire time yeah they've ruined it i'm going to get a charging cable all right i am going to entertain the lot of years uh while mike goes to get a charging cable because he doesn't keep any batteries handy uh near his near his controller quick well mike's away what do you want to know let me oh no i think he might be back i'm back i'm back were you about to tell all my secrets i was about to share mike's dark secrets never mind i don't it's a good job i came back right back oh my god we're back in train land trains in world we have returned mr lenny shelby says jane how could you forget the blood sacrifice it should have been on my to-do list that i should have made a post-it note obviously my post-it note that says do a blood sacrifice fell down behind my desk and now look where we are i'm just trying something with the with the camera thing for you oh okay uh that might help it may help uh but it may not mike has a solution whereby we can see what he's playing and that is the thing that has broken among the many things that have broken in this here live stream there you go jay does that work thank you let me have a little bit better a bit better than ah splendid splendid i can see what you see i'm in your mind i'm inside your eyes uh danny mcnamara says jane tell me why have you played it yet i'm playing it actually right now well not right now not literally like on another screen behind my monitor i am playing at the moment and i'm really enjoying it it is it's so beautiful it's set in alaska and it is it is very is it as good as life is strange i don't know if it's as good as life is strange yet i couldn't tell you for sure um because i'm not that far into it i don't know i i haven't gotten to know the characters well enough yet and obviously the life is strange characters you know i know inside and out at this point and i'm still getting to know uh tyler and what's what's the other twins name that goes to show how i haven't gotten to know them fully yet but i am enjoying it and i will definitely stick with it um it's uh it's a pleasing visual upgrade as well like it's really coming a long way yeah and i i have i have all the time in the world for don't nod at the moment i think they're doing some really this stuff is amazing um i may have like fouled up the entire tube system so badly that yeah oh no mike broke the london underground mike has truly broken this entire rail network and no one will be going home to their families is there like a map where i could see if there are services on the way i mean if there's nothing on the you know the update boards the eta arrivals boards then perhaps there are no trains moving anywhere on this i don't yeah i think i may have just ruined it you may have to restart oh no mike's confused the game so hard that all the trains in the network have stopped moving right i'm gonna i'm gonna go to another i'm gonna go to a train station that's a bit closer to maidenvale anyway yeah and then for bonus points you have to either leave the train while it is in motion or crash the train okay and you'll be let's go from let's go from paddington why not steelfists asks what's with all these perfume ads pnk bleu what's next grn blk um i guess i guess you see a bunch of perfume ads on the tube right yeah it's true fashion perfume sometimes it's like ryan reynolds with some cologne or something but yeah there you go poor fam there you go i think that's fairly legit i think you see some quite high-end ads also ads for musicals like so yeah and for tour tourism like double decker time machine which is i guess a double decker bus tour of london maybe yeah and this is action adventure but yeah oh maybe it's a video game yeah maybe double decker time machine 2 is actually a video game in which you drive a double decker bus around london through the ages that sounds great and barbados which is all inclusive barbados that's just cruel not available in the training no uh cool how long do you have to wait for it for training uh let's go look forward go look at the arrival time okay good good good good good good much better much better any little jobs we can do while we're here i guess i've already done the posters and things here so uh i guess you have here in paddington yeah did my job did my job that's not my job yeah um cool okay uh was that musical just called london asks tarnum it was yes london the music london the musical yeah i bet that would do really well that would go down a treat with the tourists i think just have like loads of sort of cockney-sounding songs like madness and things like that and then it would have pearly queens and things like that yeah luke t simmons says yes and pancras portal to the garden of england i'm not sure they are they are adding they are adding some pancreas and the garden of england to train some worlds oh exciting what's the garden of england kent is it oh right yeah ah okay get on get on get on in on in on in let me in let me in the g dang train quick it's my turn i don't think you definitely can't get on until it stops hi jack out of my way lady begin we're off to made a veil right buttons closed door can i get this right audible alarm not sure if i need to do that or not but why not dead man's handle down traction brake control to shunt let's go no i got it wrong is it because they fiddled that yeah they fiddled the ruddy direction selector again what do you need to set it to is it forward is it possibly forward and then it is forward yes jane yeah there we go nice nice nice nice now shunt we're moving we are moving i see another train down the tunnel hurray oh yeah oh there's a whole other train coming the other way yeah it's just that again i'd snarled up the system so badly that we hadn't seen another training agent because they'd all that's true had to stop probably whereas normally you would see quite a lot of other trains in your day today as a tube driver uh lionel has a very burning question and asks pancreas station which is who is pancras i've never even thought to question it until now but what kind of a name of pancreases and who is he or she the patron saint the patron saint of i don't i i can't believe i've never even thought about that but yeah who is some pancreas why i'll i'll do it you you drive the train i'm going to look up some people i can do both it's fine that's how train accidents happen mike is you're googling something while your train station whizzes by uh helene or helen anderson sorry helene or helena anderson i do see your comments all the time and i keep saying both variants of your pronunciation so um next time drop me a line about which one is correct uh the collision wasn't too bad in the end but they evacuated a nearby school says the common comment and i had a bit of a panic attack uh it took them a day to clear this was the the poison train the poison gas explosion train which sounds dreadful and they did have to evacuate in nearby school um i'm glad i'm glad they've cleared it though i'm sorry to hear about your panic attack that is very hard and it does sound quite scary so um hopefully hopefully it's all clearing up right now josh purini says i think we need a list video on best dragon age boyfriends now oh yeah we could definitely fill a list with like seven dragon age boyfriends that would be hilarious i love that idea that's amazing joshua rooney the top seven dragon age boy you know what i'm josh i'm making a note right now top seven dragon age boyfriends according to jane um and therefore objectively true come at me everybody uh yeah all right it's gonna be a long headline dragon age boyfriends i think that's a spectacular road i can't believe you've actually written well i won't forget it otherwise so yeah clearly like my blood sacrifice post it that's that's why i need posters it's a wonder it's not been made already to be honest uh right um let me put the so i've done the there we go off from release emergency brake off we're nearly at made of lj we're one stop away we're so close to abbey road studios home of the beatles i imagine that was where the beatles were all born in the same maternity ward i don't know i don't know anything about beatles history because you hate them you love them i don't hate them i don't hate the beatles i can't believe i'm having to defend myself against these scoreless allegations what have i done now what have you done did you somehow lean on the emergency brake again it feels like i just don't often release dead man's handle right pressed i just it feels like i do the same things over and over again but get different results well that's isn't that the definition of madness or is that the definition of you think after bus simulator by the way you can watch mike play bus simulator also on the channel you think after bus simulator you'd have a bit more of an aptitude for shutting doors and making sure the doors counting money and things yeah what's your favorite train uh themed film oh god um does speed count because there is a train in it technically i mean we would call this a train and it has an underground train bit yeah yeah the bus definitely steals the show but it has it this is also a train film well obviously i'm thinking about keanu reeves as usual because his birthday is but also it's his birthday today so yeah let's say seven years old happy birthday keanu if you're watching yeah so speed probably that was the one that came to mind i'm sure there are much more train themed i like oh snow pierce is bloody good isn't it yeah is good under siege 2 dark territory i also like what's that chris pine one about uh where chris pine uh is a train guy and they have to stop a train from crashing oh oh that rings a bell it's called something really generic like collision the man who had to stop a train story is it called unstoppable is it just kind of oh yes yes yes yes yes yes i remember that now because in the film the train is essentially the villain because he is the train is the antagonist of that film yeah um i tell you i watched it on a plane and it took my mind off plane crashes for a bit oh nice because it was interesting about train crashes i like source code source code is good ah that's a good training hole in it yeah that's a brilliant train film um tell us tell us about your favorite train films in the chat there's one there's a train film with uh pierce brosnan doing a terrible american accent i think death train death train okay and um john luke picard as well patrick stewart i believe oh very nice tarnim says spirited away has a very nice train scene and i can't argue with that it is very nice david bunge says murder on the orient express i mean vintage train film because there's another one i heard the new one isn't brilliant but then i haven't seen it so who am i to judge i have seen it and it isn't brilliant but i wasn't going to say that in case it was this person's favorite no scent says unstoppable king kong qcca says snowpiercer snowpiercer is bloody brilliant and i think i know there's a tv show you can watch it on netflix but i think also the film is available on netflix yeah um so check that stuff out i i bought that film on dvd in france because before it was cool when it was obscure and hard to find yeah i mean as obscure and hard to find any film with chris um chris evans in it is yeah oh last train to busan says gabriel um or they have made a sequel right yeah maybe i don't know i think it's a bloody good zombie train film if you like zombies and you like trains then you gotta watch last train to busan that's that's my box quote you can quote me on that here we go made about pop a post drop there you go yeah let's go to abby road let's get let's get on the let's get on the crossing you think they've just pedestrianized that crossing it's like probably the most cross bit of road in london there's like a live webcam you can watch people like doing the watch people annoying annoying motorists yeah okay right should we have a do we have time to have a look at a different train line have i completed all my challenges no your bonus point challenge you have to um maybe we'll have time to go to a different train line but first of all you have to either leave the train while it is in motion find a way to do that or crash the train i would like to see you try and step out of the train to like wiggle your way glitch your way out of the cabin while it is in motion before the dead man's handle takes effect and breaks for you all right so if you get the train to top speed and then stand up there by taking your hand off the dead man's handle and then try and glitch out the front of the train or glitch out through a window or something let me take my cab light on so i can see what i'm doing or just throw yourself out of a door possibly or that that works as well this door doesn't work you see it's a problem and this door is is but you did you did glitch through it though i do remember you glitched through earlier so maybe it's glitchable from this side as well yeah yeah we need to be glitchable in this direction well can i stand next to it uh and can i operate the dead man's handle from over here i see no reason why not yeah there you go it's it's okay okay get like a broomstick and like reach across the cabin and hit the dead man's handle with your broomstick no i don't want to give up no no no out of the seat lady no oh no this might this might help it might help if you can make her drive the train maybe you can throw yourself out that's true actually no but i i bet she's look she's fiddling with my direction selection just the way i liked it oh no it's like when someone comes to your house and changes the settings on your tv or something yeah exactly puts the volume on an odd number or something okay right okay what you are observing here now audience is mike deploying his skills of game breaking of discovering game breaking bugs there we go yeah oh it won't let me so i can i can have it but then i'm not allowed to move oh yeah there you go what a puzzle can't you just get the train in motion and up to top speed a la the training speed and then stand up and then the momentum the forward momentum of the train will keep it going for some distance i like your thinking jane so let's try that okay so let's get it to like 40 or 50 miles an hour what i've already got i've got a bit of glitching there already so which suggests we might be that's promising all right that's promising chat everyone pray for mike okay i'm building up speed i'm not sitting in because i want to i want to when i let go i want to fly out of the train okay inuken 2008 says mike will the simulator derail your train if you run a red light like the actual tube network as a safety measure um it kind of doesn't simulate that far ahead you just get a game over you just get a reset if you so i can't imagine the tube derails the train on purpose on purpose probably i can just apply the brakes it's got like a the need for research is indicated clearly right open the doors okay it's locked it's locked glitch get out somewhere come on um no i think my train stops yes oh boo i all i want all i want is the train disappearing down a long dark tunnel while you are abandoned in the middle of a train tunnel yeah me too getting locked out of your own train as is tradition ah right okay what has has it done the emerge no oh okay go on let let me give it up and then this guy can drive it a bit and then ah try and work out a way to glitch okay okay okay we can make this happen go on mate guys he's it's professor x he's controlling it with his mind telecom driving for the train yeah so i'll put his hand on those controls all right mike now you have to find a way to escape this train i'm trying oh what if you go and open the doors between the carriages you know the danger doors oh yeah the danger doors get to the danger doors brilliant thinking all right and then just kind of slide yourself pour yourself out of the carriage get the danger door open and then squeeze yourself out of the danger oh no oh we're already coming into a plane to earth these doors are far less dangerous than they are in real life yeah they look quite safe actually here but they're not and you must never use them while the train is in operation what if i'm just half in and half out of the train while it moves yeah maybe can you get spliced in half let's find out all right let's just wait stick my head out the window like a dog in a car ah all right here we go there's the alarm there's the iconic sound oh good good no i don't think it's is it closing is it probably close it's closed yeah okay all right here we go jane here we go yes i think your face got sheared off by the top of the tunnel and now you're just a headless ghost inside the train um that was pretty good that wasn't bad was it really you get half points for that that's it's not exactly what we were going for but it didn't use me yeah you get points from using me for sure half point all right cool do you want to see an above ground an above ground train line and then we can sign out from somewhere with sunshine and fresh air and birds and trees let's go to beautiful cologne oh yeah let's go to gamescom let's go to where gamescom would have taken place let's escape from gamescom under different times yeah you know like the kurt russell movie escape from gamescom yeah like we do every year like we do almost every year except for 2020 because it's a trash fire yeah uh explore on foot let's go to always clone all the way to clone or corn colin if you're in germany yeah ah look at those big speedy boys those three trains well it's a freight train isn't it so it needs to be a big beefy train it's got a little door on the front on its nose has it yeah where am i this is where it says four nine nine it's got yeah oh oh you're right i guess there's a door in the front of the tube train as well so it's fine yeah that's true yeah we've all got we've all got doors we've got the doors in the front of our truck yes oh look at this station it's it's cathedral cathedral-like hmm and it's actually very close to a an actual cathedral is it nighttime or is it just dark inside there it's sort of nighttime-ish oh my god is that it's killing cathedral yeah at sunset oh beautiful cologne cathedral is this like gothic castlevania level brought to life incredible um it is so good to look at at night i sort of i miss it it's all lit up and there's a bunch of birds going nuts around it because it's so bright um gosh i love cologne cathedral it's pretty great yeah where what's where are the displays when's my next train coming i realized i've just dropped in with no idea well it's the middle of the night maybe the trains have stopped for the day maybe it's not a 24-hour service maybe there are no night trains a friend who will remain nameless yes who uh was going to gamescom and um [Music] i arrived at the airport to go to gamescom okay or whatever it was at the time i think it might be leipzig at the time okay uh and uh the person was on the way out looking ashen-faced because they'd forgotten their passport and uh they ended up getting a tray another later plane and then a train and then i think spending the night in clone station before being able to get a connecting train oh that's so uncomfortable that's rubbish hugging their rucksack with their laptop in it oh man that's games journalism hardcore yeah that's the least comfortable kind uh well i've i don't know i've started a scenario okay give me a train okay let's have a train please one train to to see off this stream yeah i think we did a good job i think we've mastered tube tube travel jane and being a tube driver yeah i think we're ready to be recruited if um if tfl is hiring then we could definitely do it as like a kind of side hustle like a weekend job look at this look at this spaceship crikey whoa is it glass topped oh no it's like you're in the nose cone right that's the dang you're liking an x-wing or something so incredible spacey in here this is the first class this is the first class yeah let's see so you if you're in first class on the street you can see the driver through his like glass glass check there's no funny business this is like a spaceship but you've been on this train right you've been on youtube in first class all right um right if there's ever if there's ever the opportunity we have got to go to cologne to gamescom first class by train and then and we can be in this spaceship nonsense here i'm raising the pantograph jane i have no idea what that is but i love opening the main circuit breaker yeah deploy phases how do i do windscreen microphones i'm proton torpedoes look at the v-max when you're screaming 30 kilometers an hour oh man we were going 50 miles an hour like an absolute idiot and we could have been going 300 kilometers an hour here in germany okay train brakes on release all right maximum speed full power full power we haven't started moving yet the doors may still be open the amount may still be on there you go look lovely is it going to be less safe to be doing 330 kilometers an hour if it's raining i wonder uh i never thought about that i guess we'll find out if we have a terrible accident pz be acknowledged beep acknowledge patrick barclay says it looks exactly like star trek control panels can't do that um aiden folks has some interesting intel and says a first class london spezial ticket isn't that expensive so all right maybe one day maybe one day we'll go to cologne first class by train okay i've turned everything up okay jeff fry's or jeffrey says for when they eventually find this open is not the productive position for a breaker does that help you at all open is not the productivity not the product right good uh for a breaker main circuit breaker close everything's on full teach me how to chat teach me how to drive this trailer all right release the parking brake oh yeah that should that should do it no all right chat it's on you mike has abs absconded from his responsibilities i need to know how to drive this spaceship train and he wants to know how to get this space lounge window opaque control oh my god whoa i can smoke the glass let's see let's see show us the glass hang on look there you go yeah smoke smoke the glass fancy i love that unsweetened glass this is ludicrous this is so over engineered i love that i love that um what okay what does the chat say hang on let me have a chat telling me how to what have i missed uh elliott german says atomic batteries to full which i suspect is not that helpful um frodo baggins reckons it'll be more safe in the rain because the rain stops the train from overheating at high speed and i can't argue that um have you put the pantograph up otherwise no power says edward taylor i still don't know what a pantograph is but put it up i did raise it i did click to raise it pantograph is the little twiddly thing that connects to the electrics christopher brissman says is the pantograph up so clearly it is evidently important that the pantograph is up i keep pressing raise okay but it keeps resetting okay so we're in sand rays i mean it looks like i've got power look i've got some electrics okay so now doors ian spademan says doors which is a very practical consideration should we go and have a look at the doors and see let's go and have a look at the doors oh well you haven't uh according to your screen which i'm looking at right now it says load passengers so i think you have to open the doors get passengers in and then close the doors otherwise what's the point of being a train without passengers mike i'll ask you that jane going at 330 kilometers an hour is the point of being able that's true they are going to slow you down with their additional weights they're going to be like ballast once you let them on the train but i think we do have to let the passengers on open both sides just in case okay great okay now the doors are open yeah let's go off the time is going around this is the quiet zone this is best first until this until the screaming starts [Laughter] um okay it's soundproof so you won't hear the screaming through through into the cockpit okay so now you want to lock the doors close and lock the doors okay got it and then maybe the pantograph will bless us um stay up yeah and stay up okay uh passengers are low loaded close the doors lock the doors everyone is on sacrifice the passengers says david david torres have i locked the doors go vodka location horam right i'll try the pantograph again it says lot it says your objective is just go oh just go for him yeah go okay all right we're trying to go all right make sure the pantograph is up is it up uh i i keep putting it to raise okay yes yes yes i think it's up now good good great i mean it seems to be important close the doors now i think they're gonna know the doors are closed so don't i definitely close the doors thank you look the doors are closed this is why this game is so confusing well is it that the game is confusing or is it just that driving a train in perfect simulation is actually as difficult as driving a train which is somewhat difficult train brake release bypass emergency bypass throttle let's put the throttle down and then up again max throttle max throttle what does afb mean i don't know raise the sail says michelle taylor emergency brakes says ian cutter i did have an emergency brake button over here somewhere evan says ludicrous speed go mary's studio says there's a go button release parking brakes the parking brake is released ali carter asks is it like a car and won't start in high gear maybe you're asking too much too soon i've uncoupled the train i think so we can probably just go by ourselves charles snow is still saying close your door so [Music] derek says did you raise the anchor which may be a problem if you're fully anchored to cologne cathedral right now af afb stands for all forward breaks as elliott german oh rev let me turn the reverser off and then put it on forward okay and then will that work i found the reverser basically for the first time okay mjm says push the big red button does that help uh no i don't imagine you do have a big red go button do you know what if we can't do this in the next 60 seconds i'm going to call it because i don't think this is a satisfying stream to watch where we press every button on the dashboard of a train until we have a spaceship train yeah all right i like the tube one it was a lot easier to drive it was a lot easier there's something to be said for a dead man's handle and a forward and a backward lever yeah all right sounds good red button on the left what is the red button on the left there mike it was the um it was the uh i believe the reverser that they were referring to oh oh okay fine oh i wish i oh this well were they talking about something up here no this is a little red light just a little red light it's fine it looks nice this this train but it's impossible to drive it sure does tom cruise bus says we're going to be late for gamescom um yeah well we actually haven't we haven't left cologne yet so we're fine should let someone else drive it probably we should let a professional do this job because clearly it's above us how does this thing not have a manual says william w well you know what if we've done the elaborate tutorials we probably know what we're doing but we are much more qualified to run the london underground trains than this cologne overground trailer that's really where all of our training was so um our train training all right well let's go and stand in the right graph is not raised it was not letting me raise it i kept clicking oh okay well let's just stand here in the rain and let it wash away our failure as we say goodbye on this challenge of the week stream mike is awarded his challenge of the week point because he did the main challenge was that all of the technical problems we had but oh yeah live streaming is complicated so well sometimes it is and sometimes it is very easy uh today was not one of those days so we thank you for having patience with us and yeah thanks for thanks for sticking with us while we figured everything out yeah yeah it trains him well too in the train sim world too as it were yeah okay well thanks everyone and we'll see you very soon we've got a video coming up tomorrow it's one of our classic uh listening videos so come along and check that out and then um friday i think we're gonna probably stream some tony hawk all right he walks out on friday andy's back on friday everybody uh good luck totem for streaming apparently we'll be back and he'll be making sure everything goes smoothly when we play tony hawk pro skater one and two right together yeah it's really good i've been playing a bit of it already and it is good so i know andy enjoyed it because he played the demo with luke the day you can see the you can see the demo being played by uh luke and andy on the channel right now yeah um yeah looking forward to that and maybe some marvel avengers at some point then if yeah if it's all that good yeah cool all right folks thanks very much [Music] [Music] so [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] do [Music] [Music] you

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