I've -- I've really,
like, knocked things over
with my butt before. Well, we learn --
We're learning a lot about rich people today. I don't give a damn.
I got $25,000. Pimpin' ain't easy,
but somebody got to do it. Might as well be me! That was a very
uncomfortable moment. Pie in the horse. If you don't get this,
you out the league. This is gonna be good. I'm ready.
Alright. 20 seconds on
the clock, please.
Whoo. Here we go. Name something
your bedmate does in bed that should be
against the law.
Snore. In which country are men
the biggest playboys? France. How many days could you
go without sleeping? Um...two? Name a food you cook for
breakfast when camping out. Eggs. Fill in the blank --
"Austin blank." Powers. [ Bell rings ] [ Cheers and applause ] Right here.
Here we go. Name something your bedmate
does in the bed that should
be against the law. You said... snore. Survey said... [ Bell dings ] [ Cheers and applause ] That's good. In which country are the men
the biggest playboys? You said... France. Survey said... [ Bell dings ] How many days could you
go without sleeping? You said... two. Survey said... [ Bell dings ] Wow. Wow. Name a food you cook for
breakfast when camping out. You said... some eggs. Survey said... [ Bell dings ] [ Cheers and applause ] Go, Martha! Go, Martha!
Yes! Good! Fill in the blank --
"Austin blank." You said... Austin Powers. Survey said... [ Bell dings ] ♪♪ [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ Lais: Go, Jasmine!
It's gonna be so hard for you! It's gonna be so hard
for you. Well... I got good news,
and I got bad news.
Okay. Which would you
like first? Bad.
The bad news. If you miss this... [ Laughter ] Oh, wow. ...this will be
the biggest failure in the history
of game shows. No.
Yeah. Oh.
Here's the good news. You only need
three points. Three? Martha got it. I can't mess this up. The highest score in the history
of "Celebrity Family Feud." [ Cheers and applause ] 197 points. -Okay.
-Nice. This is how this
is gonna work.
Yeah. I'm gonna ask you
the same five questions. You cannot duplicate
the answers. If you do, you're gonna
hear this sound.
[ Buzzer ] I'm gonna say,
"Try again." You give me
another answer. It's gonna be a little
bit tougher this time, so I'm gonna give you
25 seconds. You ready?
Mm-hmm. Alright. Let's remind everybody
of Martha's answers. 25 seconds on
the clock, please. [ Bell dings ] Name something your bedmate
does in the bed that should be
against the law. Snoring.
[ Buzzer ] Try again.
Sweating. In which country are men
the biggest playboys? America. How many days could you
go without sleeping? Five? Name a food you cook for
breakfast when camping out. Bacon. Fill in the blank --
"Austin blank." Texas.
[ Bell rings ] [ Cheers and applause ] Nice. Nice. [ Indistinct talking ] Alright, here we go. Name something your bedmate
does in the bed that should be
against the law. You said... sweating. Survey said... [ Buzzer ] -What?
-That's a good answer. Snoring
was number one. Martha:
That was a good one. "In which country are men
the biggest playboys?" You said... right here -- U.S.A. Survey said... [ Bell dings ]
Boom. [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ Good job. All right,
you ready? Nope.
Okay. [ Laughter ] First time that's... Threw me off
a little bit. I'm...
All right. Well, we gonna put
20 seconds on the clock. All right. All right.
Here we go. Name something
you wish improved your memory every time
you drank it. Water. Tell me what age
a woman might say is the perfect age
to get married. 25. Name the same old gift husbands buy their wives
year after year. Flowers. Name something
children write with. Crayons. Name a way that Bigfoot's feet
might be different from yours. Huge. Wow. Wow. Nice! Yeah! "Ayesh"! Whoo!
Way to go, girl! All right.
Let's go. Name something you wish
improved your memory every time you drank it.
You said... Survey said... Tell me the age
a woman might say is the perfect age
to get married. You said... Survey said... Name the same old gift husbands buy their wives
year after year. You said... Survey said... A'ight! Name something
children write with. You said... Survey said... Name a way that Bigfoot's feet
might be different from yours. You said... Survey said... Oh.
Thank you, Bigfoot! [ Cheers and applause ] Oh. Whoo! Yes!
Whoo! Sydel:
We hot. We hot. Whoo! Steph... [ Cheers and applause continue ] Tell me something good. Okay,
I'll tell you what. I got some good news,
and I got some bad news. Which one
do you want first? I got to go with
the good news first.
Go with the good news. Your wife put up
a really, really big number. Okay. Now here's
the bad news.
[ Laughs ] If you don't get this,
you out the league. [ Laughter ] Boy. You need 6 points. [ Cheers and applause ] What?! Sydel:
Big ask. For you, Steph,
that's two shots. Come on. Step over half,
and let it go. Ready?
I guess so.
Let's do it. All right. Let's remind
everybody of Ayesha's answers. 25 seconds
on the clock, please. Here we go. Name something you wish
improved your memory every time
you drank it. Water.
Try again. Milk. Tell me what age
a woman might say is the perfect age
to get married. 25. Try again. Uh, 30. Name the same old gift husbands buy their wives
year after year. Uh, pass. Name something
children write with. Pencil. Name a way
that Bigfoot's feet might be different
from your feet. They're bigger.
Try again. Uh...hairier. That's good enough.
Let's go. That's good! Got this. A'ight.
Let's go. We need 6 points.
A'ight. Sh-She nailed it. Name something you wish
improved your memory every time
you drank it. You said... Come on.
Survey said... [ Audience groans ] Damn. This...
What?! Sydel:
Are you serious? Dell: Al-Alcohol, man.
Alcohol. Oh, that's a good one.
That's a good one. Water -- Water was
the number-one answer. Nothing? Tell me what age
a woman might say is the perfect age
to get married. You said... Survey said... [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ Come on, Chuck. You can
do it, baby. You ready? I'm ready.
We got 20 seconds
on the clock, please. Here we go. We asked 100 married women,
"If it were up to you, how many nights a week
would you make love?" Three. "Name something specific
on a football player that might be too tight." Uh, jersey. "Name something you need before
you start cooking barbecue." Charcoal. Fill in the blank.
"Fortune" blank. 500. "Name a drink that's served
both hot and cold." Tea. [ Cheers and applause ] Come on, Chuck!
Come on, boy. You about to get
a little something here. Good answers! Yeah.
You might be all right. We asked 100 married women,
"If it were up to you, how many nights a week
would you make love?" You said... Survey said... Yeah. "Name something specific
on a football player that might be too tight." You said... Survey said... "Name something you need before
you start cooking barbecue." You said... Survey said... Fill in the blank. "Fortune" blank.
You said... Survey said... Yeah. "Name a drink that's
served both hot and cold." You said... Survey said... Oh, yeah. Go get it, boy. ♪♪ Here comes Shaq! How'd Chuck do?
He do all right? Chuck did a'ight, man.
Chuck got 134 points. -Man.
-Yeah. You need 66, Diesel.
You ready? -Yes, sir.
-All right. Let's remind everybody
of Chuck's answers. 25 seconds on the clock,
please. All right.
Here we go. We asked 100 married women,
"If it were up to you, how many nights a week
would you make love?" Four. "Name something specific
on a football player that might be too tight." Pads. "Name something you need before
you start cooking barbecue." Barbecue sauce. Fill in the blank.
"Fortune" blank. 500. -Try again.
-Fortune cookie. "Name a drink that's served
both hot and cold." -Tea.
-Try again. Coffee. Yeah! [ Cheers and applause ] -We won?
-About to see. Normally, I put my arm
around the person, but this ain't
gonna look good. [ Laughter ] [ Cheers and applause ] That was a very
uncomfortable moment. All right.
We need 66 points. Let's go. We asked 100 married women,
"If it were up to you, how many nights a week
would you make love?" You said... Survey said... One -- One was
the number-one answer. -One?
-Aw, hell no. You know they're
tired of you. Stop all this four times,
three times, man. Come on. "Name something specific
on a football player that might be too tight." You said... [ As Shaq ] Pants. [ Laughter ] [ Normal voice ]
Survey said... [ Cheers and applause ] -Shaq!
-You got this! Diesel!
We 9 points away. Number-one answer
was pants. All right. "Name something you need before
you start cooking barbecue." You said... You need barbecue sauce. Man, he can't even start without knowing where
the damn sauce is. Damn the grill,
charcoal. Unh-unh. Where the hell
is the sauce? [ Laughter ] Survey said... [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ I am so nervous. I know.
I practice this in my bedroom
every single night, but I think in person
I'm gonna... hopefully not do awful
'cause the charity needs it. Well --
Well, here's the thing. It's hard to practice
for this game... Yes, I know. ...because I'm gonna
ask you some stuff that's way more ridiculous
than what you've practiced for. It's hard to practice
for -- for ignorance. It really is. Okay, Children's Hospital
Los Angeles, this is for you. [ Cheers and applause ]
Okay. I'm gonna give you
a chance. So, Kim, this is it. This is for my man Yeezy. He's offstage. I'm gonna ask you
5 questions in 20 seconds.
Yes. If you can't think of something,
you just say, "Pass." You and Kanye together
come up with 200 points --
look right there. Tell them
what you're playing for. $25,000 for the Children's Hospital
Los Angeles. [ Cheers and applause ] Yeah! All right, you ready? [ Gasps ] Aah!
Yes. 20 seconds on the clock,
please. Okay. On a scale of 1 to 10,
how sexy are you compared to the people
you work with? 10. Name a part --
Uh, yeah, okay. Stop. Aah!
Stop. Stop. Okay. Stop now. [ Laughter ] Do I get
those seconds back? No, no, no.
No, we gonna start over. You just have to give
the same answer. I just -- I was stunned
at the question. Okay, okay, okay. Man: Yeah, you are! This dude right here.
"Yeah, you are!" [ Laughter ] Okay,
just give the same answer. Okay. 20 seconds on the clock.
You ready?
Yes. All right.
Here we go.
Okay. On a scale of 1 to 10,
how sexy are you compared to the people
you work with? 10. Name a part of the body you're
always banging into things. Your butt. Fill in -- [ Chuckles ]
Fill in the blank. Slice of what? Pie. Name something
a pet hamster spends a lot of time
doing. Running in the wheel. Name something you need
to make a milkshake. Milk. Bam. [ Cheers and applause ] Bam.
Bam. All right. I did it, you guys.
Let's see. Okay. All right, here we go. On a scale of 1 to 10
[Chuckles] how sexy are you compared
to the people you work with? You said...
"I'm a 10." I've never said
I was a 10. Ever.
Survey said... Yeah. Name a part of the body you're always banging
into things. You said... [ Laughter ] [ Cheers and applause ] Am I grinning
that hard? No, I've -- I've really,
like, knocked things over
with my butt before, so this is really true
for me. Bam. [ Laughter ] Survey said... [ Buzzer ] [ Audience groans ] What? What?! It's -- It's all right. Here we go.
Fill in the blank. Slice of what?
You said... Survey said... Okay.
That's a good one. Name something a pet hamster
spends a lot of time doing. You said... Survey said... Yeah. Name something you need
to make a milkshake. You said... Survey said... Wow.
Yes. [ Speaks indistinctly ] ♪♪ [ Cheers and applause ] Let's go, Ye. [ Cheers and applause ] Steve: Yeah! Yeah! All right,
we in business. Wifey did pretty good. Couple of stunning answers,
but...she did good. Your girl got 147 points. Ooh! Kanye, we need 53. We need 53 for the money. This is gonna be good. All right,
this how we gonna do it. I'ma ask you
the same five questions. You cannot duplicate
the answers. If you do,
you're gonna hear this sound. [ Buzzer ] I'm gonna say "Try again."
You give me another answer. Gonna be
a little bit tougher this time, so we'll give you
25 seconds. You ready?
Yeah. All right, let's remind
everybody of Kim's answers. 25 seconds
on the clock, please. Here we go. On a scale of 1 to 10,
how sexy are you compared to the people
you work with? 10. [ Buzzer ]
Try again. 5. Name a part of the body you're always banging
into things. Your knee. Fill in the blank.
Slice of what? Bread. Name something
a pet hamster spends a lot of time
doing. Being
on the spinning wheel. [ Buzzer ]
Try again. Eating. Name something you need
to make a milkshake. Milk. [ Buzzer ]
Try again. Ice cream. Bam. Yeah. [ Cheers and applause ] Come on, let's go.
[ Laughs ] We need 53 points
for $25,000. On a scale of 1 to 10,
how sexy are you compared to the people
you work with? Your wife said 10. You said 10,
then you said... Survey said... [ Cheers and applause ] 5 and 8 was tied
for the top answer. We're 32 away. Name a part of the body you're
always banging into things. You said... Survey said... Oh! ♪♪ [ Cheers and applause ] All right, Robin. If you and Snoop together
come up with 200 points, look right there, tell them
what you gonna win. $25,000 for the Snoop Youth
Football League! [ Cheers and applause ] Yes! All right, you ready? Yes.
All right. Let's go, girl.
20 seconds on the clock, please. Here we go. We asked 100 women, "How much does
your purse weigh?" Two pounds.
Name a salad dressing you find
at most salad bars. Ranch.
Name something that happens in
the month of April. Easter.
Fill in the blank. "Pie in the what?" Pie in the sky. Name a color
in a traffic light. Green.
Damn. Let's go. Come on, girl. [ Applause ] All right,
we asked 100 women, "How much does
your purse weigh?" You said... You've never seen
my wife's purse. [ Laughter ] Survey said... All right. Name a salad dressing
you'd find at most salad bars. You said... Survey said... Yeah. Name something that happens
in the month of April. You said... Survey said... Yeah. Fill in the blank.
"Pie in the what?" You said... Survey said... Good one. Name a color
in a traffic light. You said... Survey said... Boom. There you go. Yeah. ♪♪ I can't wait. [ Cheers and applause ] Snoop, this could be
something really good or you about to be
on YouTube. [ Laughter ] Hey, uh, listen to me. Robin did pretty good,
though, Snoop. She got 141. What?!
Yeah. [ Cheers and applause ] You need 59 to win, and we're gonna put
25,000 bucks into that football
league for you. Yeah!
All right? This is how we gonna
do it, Snoop. I'm gonna ask you
the same five questions. You cannot duplicate
the answers. If you do,
you're gonna hear this sound. [ Buzzer ]
I'm gonna say try --
try again. He knew right
where it went, on time. Uh... I'll say try again,
then you give me another answer. Gonna be a little bit
tougher this time, so we'll give you 25 seconds.
You ready? Yes, sir.
All right. Let's remind everybody
of Robin's answers. 25 seconds on the clock,
please. Here we go.
We asked 100 women, "How much does
your purse weigh?" 3 pounds.
Name a salad dressing you'd find
at most salad bars. Ranch.
[ Buzzer ]
Try again. French.
Name something that happens in
the month of April. April Fools'.
Fill in the blank. "Pie in the what?" Horse. [ Laughter ] Na-name a color
in a traffic light. Red.
[ Bell rings ] [ Cheers and applause ] Yeah.
Let's go, Snoop. Uh... Sure hope we get
on to that one, 'cause I don't know
what the hell you said, but... Sure hope we make it
to that one. We need 59.
We asked 100 women, "How much does
your purse weigh?" You said... Survey said... Five pounds was
the number-one answer. We need 51. Name a salad dressing
you find at most salad bars. You said... Survey said... All right.
Ranch. Ranch was
the number-one answer. We need 30 points. Name something that happens
in the month of April. You said... The number-one answer. Survey said... [ Cheers and applause ] Well, sometimes... Yes! ...God hears
and answers prayers. I now get to find out
what the hell he said. [ Laughter ] We need one point. Fill in the blank. "Pie in the..."
what the hell did you say? [ Laughter ] What?! Pie in the what? [ Laughter ] [ Laughing ]
Pie in the horse. Snoop just said,
"pie in the horse." The hell
is he talking about? [ Laughter ] [ Cheers and applause ] We need one point. I need one other person
in this world who, for some reason, has found a pie
stuck up inside a horse, cut it, and served it
to the people. Survey says... [ Buzzer ]
Yes. [ Audience groans ] We need
one point. Name a color
in a traffic light. You said... Survey said... Yeah. ♪♪ Pie in the sky. And red was
the number-one answer. But damn that.
Pie in the horse. $25,000 for the Snoop
Youth Football League. And I'd like to thank my man
Sugar Ray, Snoop Dogg, and their families
for coming on "Celebrity Family Feud."
