STEVE: ALL RIGHT, MICHAEL. BOB DID OK. HE GOT 65. MICHAEL: OK. STEVE: WE GOT TO MAKE 135. MICHAEL: LET'S DO IT. STEVE: YOU GUYS ARE A PRETTY SHARP TEAM. WE CAN DO THIS. YOU READY? MICHAEL: READY. STEVE: ALL RIGHT. LET'S REMIND EVERYBODY OF BOB'S ANSWERS. 25 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE. [BELL DINGS] HERE WE GO. MICHAEL: OK. STEVE: COME ON. NAME SOMETHING SERVED ALONG WITH A RESTAURANT SANDWICH. MICHAEL: FRIES. STEVE: NAME SOMETHING THAT'S KEPT LOCKED UP. MICHAEL: MONEY. STEVE: FILL IN THE BLANK. FIGURE BLANK. MICHAEL: 4. STEVE: ON A SCALE OF ONE TO 10, HOW MUCH DO YOU WORRY ABOUT MONEY? MICHAEL: 10. STEVE: NAME SOMETHING SPECIFIC THAT A MANICURIST MIGHT DO TO YOUR NAILS. MICHAEL: FILE THEM DOWN. STEVE: COME ON, BOY. [BELL DINGS] BJ: YEAH! BOBBY: THERE YOU GO, MIKE! LET'S GET IT, MIKE! BOB: COME ON, MICHAEL. THAT WAS GOOD, MAN. THAT WAS GOOD. STEVE: COME ON, MAN. WE NEED 135 POINTS. NAME SOMETHING SERVED ALONG WITH A RESTAURANT SANDWICH. YOU SAID... FRIES. SURVEY SAID... MICHAEL: YEAH, HERE WE GO. COME ON. STEVE: FRENCH FRIES WAS NUMBER ONE. NAME SOMETHING THAT'S KEPT LOCKED UP. YOU SAID... MONEY. SURVEY SAID... MICHAEL: HEY, THERE WE GO. COME ON. BOB: GOOD, MIKE. STEVE: MONEY WAS THE NUMBER-ONE ANSWER. WE'RE 72 POINTS AWAY. FILL IN THE BLANK. FIGURE BLANK. YOU SAID... FIGURE 4. SURVEY SAID... [BUZZER] [AUDIENCE GROANS] FIGURE 8. MICHAEL: FIGURE 8. AAH! STEVE: 8 WAS THE NUMBER ONE. WE'RE STILL 72 POINTS AWAY. ON A SCALE OF ONE TO 10, HOW MUCH DO YOU WORRY ABOUT MONEY? YOU SAID... 10. SURVEY SAID... MICHAEL: OH! COME ON! COME ON. STEVE: 10 WAS THE NUMBER-ONE ANSWER. WE'RE 24 POINTS AWAY FROM $20,000. NAME SOMETHING SPECIFIC THAT A MANICURIST MIGHT DO TO YOUR NAILS. YOU SAID... FILE 'EM DOWN. SURVEY SAID... [McEVILLY FAMILY CLAMORING] ["FAMILY FEUD" THEME PLAYING] WOW. WOW. FILE 'EM DOWN WAS NUMBER ONE. WOW. STEVE: ALL RIGHT, BIG DAVE. DAVID: YES, SIR. STEVE: GOT A LITTLE BIT OF WORK TO PUT IN, BUT I THINK YOU CAN DO IT. DAVID: ALL RIGHTY. STEVE: WE CAN GET THERE. YOU NEED 138 POINTS. CHANDLER GOT 62. DAVID: ALL RIGHT. STEVE: YOU READY? DAVID: I'M READY. STEVE: ALL RIGHT. LET'S REMIND EVERYBODY OF CHANDLER'S ANSWERS. 25 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE. HERE WE GO. NAME SOMETHING YOU HOPE A HOUSEGUEST DOESN'T TURN ON IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. DAVID: THE RADIO. STEVE: HOW MANY BALLS CAN A REALLY GOOD JUGGLER JUGGLE AT ONE TIME? DAVID: 5. STEVE: NAME THE WEEKDAY WHEN RESTAURANTS ARE LEAST CROWDED. DAVID: WEDNESDAY. STEVE: NAME SOMETHING PEOPLE DO TO MAKE THEIR FEET FEEL GOOD. DAVID: MASSAGE. STEVE: NAME SOMETHING THAT GETS STATIC ELECTRICITY IN IT. DAVID: CLOTHES. STEVE: COME ON, MAN! [INDISTINCT] THIS THING, BOY. COME ON, BIG MAN, LET'S GO. COME ON, BIG DAVE. LET'S TAKE A RUN AT THIS THING, MAN. NAME SOMETHING YOU HOPE A HOUSEGUEST DOESN'T TURN ON IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. YOU SAID... DON'T TURN ON THAT RADIO IN THERE. SURVEY SAID... DAVID: YEAH! STEVE: TV. TV WAS THE NUMBER-ONE ANSWER. HOW MANY BALLS CAN A REALLY GOOD JUGGLER JUGGLE AT ONE TIME? YOU SAID...5. SURVEY SAID... 5 IS THE NUMBER-ONE ANSWER. NAME THE WEEKDAY WHEN RESTAURANTS ARE LEAST CROWDED. YOU SAID... WEDNESDAY. SURVEY SAID... DAVID: GOOD JOB. STEVE: MONDAY. MONDAY WAS THE NUMBER-ONE ANSWER. NAME SOMETHING PEOPLE DO TO MAKE THEIR FEET FEEL GOOD. YOU SAID...MASSAGE. SURVEY SAID... [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] DAVID: WE'RE ALMOST THERE. STEVE: MASSAGE WAS THE NUMBER-ONE ANSWER. WE NEED 26 POINTS. NAME SOMETHING THAT GETS STATIC ELECTRICITY IN IT. YOU SAID... CLOTHES. SURVEY SAID... DAVID: YEAH! [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] ["FAMILY FEUD" THEME PLAYING] STEVE: CLOTHES WAS THE NUMBER-ONE ANSWER. THANK GOD FOR GUY NUMBER TWO. STEVE: ALL RIGHT, KYLE. WE NEED SOME POINTS NOW. MIKE GOT 60. KYLE: OH, MAN. STEVE: YOU NEED 140. YOU COULD DO IT, THOUGH. READY? KYLE: I'M READY. STEVE: ALL RIGHT, LET'S REMIND EVERYBODY OF MIKE'S ANSWERS. 25 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE. WE ASKED 100 MEN, HOW LONG WOULD YOU HAVE TO BE LOST BEFORE YOU ASKED FOR DIRECTIONS? KYLE: AN HOUR. STEVE: NAME A PLACE EVERYONE LOVES TO GO. KYLE: CHUCK E. CHEESE. STEVE: NAME SOMETHING YOU LIKE TO HAVE ON YOU AT ALL TIMES. KYLE: MONEY. STEVE: NAME SOMETHING A WEATHERMAN MIGHT LOSE IN A HURRICANE. KYLE: HIS UMBRELLA. STEVE: NAME SOMETHING PARENTS NEED A LOT OF. KYLE: PATIENCE. [BELL DINGS] [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] STEVE: HEY, MAN. MIKE: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! COME ON, KYLE! WHOO! THAT'S IT, BABY. YOU GOT IT. YOU GOT IT, BABY. STEVE: YEAH. WE ASKED A HUNDRED MEN, HOW LONG WOULD YOU HAVE TO BE LOST BEFORE YOU ASKED FOR DIRECTIONS? YOU SAID ONE HOUR. SURVEY SAID... KYLE: YES! STEVE: ONE HOUR WAS THE NUMBER ONE ANSWER. MIKE: COME ON, KYLE. STEVE: NAME A PLACE EVERYONE LOVES TO GO. YOU SAID TO CHUCK E. CHEESE. KYLE: I'M A DAD, SO I KNOW THAT. STEVE: YEAH, I'VE BEEN THERE BEFORE. I COULDN'T WAIT TO GET OUT. SURVEY SAID... KYLE: THERE WE GO. STEVE: WOW. MIKE: BOOM! STEVE: THE BEACH. THE BEACH WAS NUMBER ONE. KYLE: THAT'S ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO. STEVE: WE NEED 93. KYLE: LET'S GO, BABY. STEVE: NAME SOMETHING YOU LIKE TO HAVE ON YOU AT ALL TIMES. YOU SAID SOME MONEY. SURVEY SAID... KYLE: YEAH! MIKE: BOOM! WHOO! KYLE: COME ON, BABY. STEVE: MONEY AND WALLET WAS THE NUMBER ONE ANSWER. MIKE: WHOO! STEVE: WE'RE 54 AWAY FROM THE MONEY. NAME SOMETHING A WEATHERMAN MIGHT LOSE IN A HURRICANE. YOU SAID AN UMBRELLA. SURVEY SAID... KYLE: YES! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] MIKE: COME ON! ZAC: COME ON, BABY! STEVE: UMBRELLA-- KYLE: DID IT! STEVE: WAS THE NUMBER ONE ANSWER. WE NEED 13 FOR 20,000. NAME SOMETHING PARENTS NEED A LOT OF. KYLE: OH, IT'S IT. STEVE: YOU SAID THEY NEED PATIENCE. SURVEY SAID... KYLE: AHH! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] STEVE: PATIENCE WAS THE NUMBER ONE ANSWER. WOW. THAT WAS A GOOD ONE. STEVE: WHAT RELATION ARE YOU TO KENAN? NICOLE: HE'S MY YOUNGEST BROTHER. WE NEED 141 POINTS. BUT GUESS WHAT, NICOLE, YOU CAN DO IT. OK? STEVE: ALL RIGHT, LET'S REMIND EVERYBODY OF KENAN'S ANSWERS. 25 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE. YOU'RE ON AN AIRPLANE. THE PILOT SAYS YOU'RE STUCK ON THE RUNWAY FOR AN HOUR. WHAT DO YOU REACH FOR? NICOLE: MY PHONE. STEVE: NAME A REASON WHY SOMEONE MIGHT START SWEATING. NICOLE: IN AN INTERVIEW. STEVE: WHAT HOUR OF THE DAY DOES THANKSGIVING DINNER START? NICOLE: 2:00. [BUZZ BUZZ] STEVE: TRY AGAIN. NICOLE: 1:00. STEVE: WHICH OF THE 7 DWARFS' NAMES BEST DESCRIBES YOU? NICOLE: SLEEPY. STEVE: NAME SOMETHING YOU PUT ON YOUR HANDS. NICOLE: LOTION. [BUZZ BUZZ] STEVE: TRY AGAIN. NICOLE: GLOVES. [BELL DINGS] STEVE: ALL RIGHT, COME ON, NICOLE. [WILKERSONS SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] YOU'RE ON AN AIRPLANE. THE PILOT SAYS YOU'RE STUCK ON THE RUNWAY FOR AN HOUR. WHAT DO YOU REACH FOR? YOU SAID... YOUR PHONE. SURVEY SAID... NICOLE: YEAH! WHOO! ERICA: GOOD JOB. STEVE: PHONE WAS THE NUMBER-ONE ANSWER. WE NEED 100 POINTS. NAME A REASON WHY SOMEONE MIGHT START SWEATING. YOU SAID... AN INTERVIEW. SURVEY SAID... NICOLE: WHOO! WHOO! YES! WHOO! STEVE: NERVOUS AND STRESS WAS THE NUMBER-ONE ANSWER. WHAT HOUR OF THE DAY DOES THANKSGIVING DINNER START? YOU SAID...1 P.M. SURVEY SAID... [BUZZER] AUDIENCE: AWW... STEVE: 4 P.M. 4 P.M. WE STILL NEED A BUNCH. WHICH OF THE 7 DWARFS' NAMES BEST DESCRIBES YOU? YOU SAID...SLEEPY. SURVEY SAID... NICOLE: YES! WHOO! STEVE: HAPPY. HAPPY WAS THE NUMBER-ONE ANSWER. WE NEED 38 POINTS. NAME SOMETHING YOU PUT ON YOUR HANDS. YOU SAID...GLOVES. NICOLE: OHH... STEVE: WE NEED A BIG ONE. SURVEY SAYS... [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] I TOLD YOU. THAT... THAT DOGGONE GIRL! GLOVES AND MITTENS WAS THE NUMBER-ONE ANSWER. STEVE: MEG, DARLIN'. MEG: HOW'D SHE DO? HOW'D SHE DO? HOW'D MY BABY GIRL DO? STEVE: YOU MIGHT WANNA STOP BOUNCING. MEG: OK. STEVE: YOU WANT ME TO JUST SAY, "DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, AND YOU'RE GONNA MAKE IT FROM THERE?" MEG: YOU KNOW WHAT... STEVE: 'CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA GIVE THE BEST ANSWER POSSIBLE. MEG: THAT'S IT. THAT'S IT. STEVE: THAT'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO. MEG: THAT'S IT. STEVE: I'M GONNA TRY... I'VE NEVER DONE THAT BEFORE. CAN I TRY THAT? CAN I NOT TELL HER HOW MANY POINTS SHE NEEDS? MEG: WE ARE HISTORY MAKING HERE. STEVE: YES! SO LET'S GET IT DONE, MEG. THAT'S THE ATTITUDE. MEG: ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT! STEVE: HERE WE GO. STEVE: YOU READY? MEG: MM-HMM. STEVE: ALL RIGHT, COOL. LET'S REMIND EVERYONE OF MEG'S ANSWERS. 25 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE. ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 10, HOW SLOPPY ARE YOUR KISSES? MEG: 7. STEVE: NAME SOMETHING YOU MIGHT BUY WHERE ONE SIZE FITS ALL. MEG: PASS. STEVE: NAME SOMETHING PEOPLE DO IN A HURRY AND LATER REGRET. MEG: GET MARRIED. STEVE: NAME A CRISP VEGETABLE. MEG: CARROT. STEVE: NAME SOMETHING IN THEIR BODIES THAT PEOPLE DONATE. MEG: KIDNEYS. STEVE: NAME SOMETHING YOU MIGHT BUY WHERE ONE SIZE FITS ALL. MEG: UM...SOCKS. [BELL RINGS] [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] MEG: I DID THE BEST I COULD, STEVEN. STEVE: YOUR BEST WAS PRETTY GOOD. LET'S TURN AROUND. YOU NEEDED 146 POINTS. MEG: OH. I DID. THAT'S A LOT OF POINTS. IT'S BEEN DONE BEFORE, RIGHT? MEG: YOU DID SO MUCH BETTER THAN ME. STEVE: OK, HERE WE GO. ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 10, HOW SLOPPY ARE YOUR KISSES? YOU SAID... A 7. THAT'S A LOT OF MOISTURE. SURVEY SAID... NUMBER ONE ANSWER WAS 1. MOST PEOPLE DRY KISS. THAT'S VERY BORING. NAME SOMETHING YOU MIGHT BUY WHERE ONE SIZE FITS ALL. YOU SAID... SOCKS. SURVEY SAID... THERE YOU GO. SOCKS. SOCKS WAS THE NUMBER ONE ANSWER. I SAID NAME SOMETHING PEOPLE DO IN A HURRY AND LATER REGRET. YOU SAID... THEY GET MARRIED. SURVEY SAID... GETTING MARRIED WAS THE NUMBER ONE ANSWER. MEG: VERY NICE. STEVE: I SAID NAME A CRISP VEGETABLE. YOU SAID... A CARROT. SURVEY SAID... CARROT WAS THE NUMBER ONE ANSWER. I SAID NAME SOMETHING IN THEIR BODIES THAT PEOPLE DONATE. YOU SAID... A KIDNEY. BY SOME MIRACLE, IF 49 PEOPLE SAID THAT, YOU GOT MONEY. SURVEY SAID... [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] KIDNEY WAS THE NUMBER ONE ANSWER. SHE GOT ALL NUMBER ONES, MAN. WOW. THAT'S $20,000, AND THEY'RE COMING BACK RIGHT HERE ON "FAMILY FEUD." I'M STEVE HARVEY. WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME, FOLKS.
