Steve Harvey Show | Funniest battle of pickup lines | Hilariouis

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alright fellas here's a scenario for round one do you at the bowling alley with somebody when Vivian catches your eye bowling with her girlfriends a few lanes away suddenly Vivian's right behind you grabbing a bowling ball but it slips out of her hand you bend down to pick it up and you say let the battle begin striking up a conversation that's difficult enough and since you dropped the ball how you doing my name is Derrick do you know how much is volleyball weighs nope enough to break the ice what's your name [Applause] you dropped that bowling ball close to my foot right I'm gonna need a name and number for insurance purposes only yeah I like this little wow you are incredible this ball is 1/8 but you definitely look like a 10 to me maybe I need to stay in my lane but you right up my alley [Music] I see you in the wrong lane must be a sign from God that we should be on a date [Music] [Applause] you shall let a man do all this heavy lifting why don't you join me at my lane and watch me lift the spirits you should let me pick that up for you along with my job because it just hit the floor for you too [Music] yeah well that's the end of round one so Vivian it's time to reveal which pickup lines are lame okay I appreciate the effort from all of you but I really do I know it's hard yeah cause you almost sold it to me but I needed a little bit more like Carlton Carlton but he stopped [Music] [Applause] Derek I saw about that do you got gold man and what more has to go I don't want to but I have to go with what works for me the decision those four guys are out thank you for playing the battle is heating up but only one man is gonna be crowned to gamble and Kevin he's gonna find out this pretender has the most daddy come back this ought to be good y'all stay with scenario for round 2 you got to jail stretching out your hamstrings after a workout Vivian grabs his spot clothes teeth to stretch herself on the floor on the mat you want to get to know but she's wearing headphones so you walk up and say what let round to begin now I know I shouldn't say this at the gym but is it badi for McDonald's cuz I'm loving it [Applause] this is a stretch but I was wondering if you and I could work something out together that's game this was lame you out brother thank you all right thank you step over here next to gentleman man I must be in karate class cuz your body is kick yeah [Applause] well excuse me I don't like to disturb a focus woman I could see you work out hard now I don't want to waste time asking you what your name is just know I much rather call you mine from here on now yeah thank you [Music] whole squad these two guys are the finalists are you ready for round three for a chance to land a date with Vivian and win the title of game or lane champion you're on a crowded subway you make eye contact with Vivian who's sitting across the train the person seated next to her gets off at the next stop you don't want to miss your opportunities so you go over and before you sit down next to her you say what let the final battle begin [Applause] excuse me you seem like a busy woman so I don't want to hold you up I was wondering if I could follow you home because my mother always told me to follow my dreams yeah whoa man well I noticed this beautiful presence in this vacant seat and there was no way I could leave it vacant stare but by any chance you're open to love maybe I can fill that vacancy too [Applause] these boys is bought the best yeah this is hard Vivian this decision is yours I can pretty much tell this ain't no had nothing to do with the best damn line so and either one of them lame ain't ain't neither one of them lance and i just down to who you ought to sit across the table for having dinner that's all this is who is the winner so I'm gonna go with win which means this is the winner of our game away [Applause] yeah for two thank you and all of our contestant for plan and for Vivian for being such a good sport thank y'all very much we'll be right back folks [Music] welcome to Centuri this is how it will work these guys are going to battle it out using only their best pick-up line Oh pick it up in an attempt to land a date with Jacqueline and be crowned our game or Langevin here's how we work I will lay out of scenario each one of you will step forward deliver one pickup line rapid fire style Jackie you will score each one and announce who's lame and who's got gained at the end of the round four of you will not be here after this take a good look at the crowd you may never see these many people again are you all ready [Applause] [Music] [Applause] alright fellas here's the deal you had a restaurant Jacqueline is seated at a table across from you but she's with a group of girlfriend you want to get her to come with you to the bar for a drink you walk over and you say what the ladies before they start let me tell you something the hardest thing in manhood is approaching a girl that you have eyes for and she's with the group of other girls that you ain't got I asked for you now have to walk into the Lions Den and pull out a cub that's exactly what that's like I gotta tell you man that's a difficult thing to do so keep that in mind that the battle begins Hey ladies I don't mean to interrupt but I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life I was wondering could I interview you I'm sorry but you must be global warming because there's no denying you've been making my world hotter are you the new Jordan Peele movie because I'd like to see us together [Applause] new parking ticket cuz you've got fine written all over you [Music] [Applause] roses are red violets are blue I'm not pretty damn look at you would you grab my arm talking let my boys know what it's like to be touched by an angel [Music] [Applause] and excuse me I lost mine lost my nickel and I lost my penny but I think I found it down [Applause] have you already ordered cuz you ha I'm ready exactly Nestle into round one alright which for guys watching for guys do you want to just thank for coming so they can okay Randall your roses really smell like [Applause] [Laughter] David I don't like parking tickets I just got one so I Prince I have no for you no I'm gonna say I'm gonna let you go Alan let's say Alice a cool all right the battle has just begun we're gonna find out which guys gonna be crowd game Alain right after [Applause] [Music] [Applause] you're standing in the baggage claim area you see Jacqueline who was on your flight and there were a few times where you locked eyes you would like to help her with her bags so you walked over to her and you say what let the battle begin this was being a museum because you truly are a work of art girl you can cancel that over I'm already trying to pick you up Jacklyn okay I like art like art museums can be a little bit boring sometime and I got a free uber ride [Applause] [Music] I round to continues here's your next scenario uh you have the dog park you with your dog you notice Jacqueline is there walking her dog - you would like to join her to walk through the rest of the park together so you walk over to her and you say what let the battle begin um excuse me do you have a map I found myself getting lost in your eyes excuse me are you religious thank you to answer it all my prayers [Applause] you just like there's MapQuest all right that means if these two guys on a finalist step back Herrmann I'll step over to King bit upside you ready for round three all right fellas this is for a chance to win a date with Jacqueline and win the title Oh [Applause] here's your final scenario and the only reason I'm thankful for that is because we don't have to see the ring lady no you're out shopping at the mall gentlemen you stopped to get a cup of coffee at the outside courtyard and you see Jacqueline sitting there alone with her cup of coffee you would like to sit down next to in Joyner we choked a cup of coffee you walk a turn and you say what let the battle begin man this coffee's giving me the jitters Matt if I sit down before I fall for you [Applause] beef in the area cuz I think you stole my heart [Applause] Jacklyn who's a winner well you're the winner of our game of lame pickup lines you're the champ today what to say thanks all of our contestants for playing and to Jacqueline for being such a good sport thank you darling y'all have a nice time going out we'll be right back everybody [Applause] [Music] hey you made it to the end of this video I got a lot more that you're going to enjoy so just click to watch the next one and make sure you subscribe to always know what's happening
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Channel: Master M03N
Views: 745,458
Rating: 4.8904705 out of 5
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Length: 17min 53sec (1073 seconds)
Published: Wed Feb 05 2020
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