Tommy Cooper

haha I don't know why I'm laughing I got a sore head come on occult camera here it is genuine Kevin it is Dave living look at that just before the show that producer tribute to one side he left me there he said to me is it how do you feel tonight I said well I feel a little bit funny he's what good out there before wears off I'm so fed up a few big aha me Craig Haas up into a Franco whole grain glasses he's getting up bolson his rig like this one I got a feeling this whole operation is coming apart what do you mean sir well mommy oh I'll get it fixed I'll get a fix okay right buzzer buzzer take the wheel thank you good evening never got time for more as what are additions empty cloth for knife ducks who got away look see that is what does the same he's a little trigger like the trade are there a famous egg apparently he's eating the bait by how in the Dennis he's about to throw all my guns gonna come out he looked at me and I said I'm gonna tear up a just up there see and up there it was seized up I told I do I so what's that cuz he spoke that's kitchen I'm gonna paint up those of our what is I'll x-ray so you get these little tiny x-rays like that little small one like that I did put out how that there I'm sitting over and in bring this x-ray machine in see ya anyway oh just like that and he took it up and he looked at it and he said no wonder her she's got a finger poked up there haebang bag - I was waiting to go in the sea the same tears and I was sitting reading the magazines was it off about that Titanic let us say four badges before your very eyes I don't pull my feet are killing me there every night when I'm lying in bed they're getting running throat like that try to stop I want you to watch me very closely and if you see any suspicious moves don't say this egg will vagine' for your very eyes fear under the slightest clue where it's gone yeah on the other hand I got four fingers in thought Oh look medicine Freddie are you had your slightest food where's God heaven hey we're under my arm now another one not this one look at hi how's that so eating this doctor I said it hurts me when I do that he's what don't do it yeah I'd Emir last night I would had everything in French surprise everybody it's a Chinese restaurant I said to this Chinese waiter us a lot let's check I got his code he's Welsh ubers been dead shoe is acid not only that I said I said I said it twice as he's got one leg short another is what you want to do ether or dancing I said forget the chicken there's making me dinner how's it give me a give me lobster so he brought the lobster I looked at it I said just a minute just a minute I said I see you only got one floor he's been in a fight as well give me the winner Oh take it oh thank you thank you hey let's up thank you well I must say you were the one of Lords and I like to finished our little song I can always tell the Lord is there gonna be good or bad good night spoon jar - boo-boo Georgia will velasco get a spoon I Gospels Buju silly I will pull it Oh Rose rose I was I didn't work in a wall look see that Club second I back two horses a 20 to one give me 20 bucks for he was so late coming in the other tiptoe back to the statement and the jaw hit a lock that whether it mother I'm a [ __ ] sir what are you doing that for there's nobody beyond I put a great hand about a month ago a friend of mine say what are you gonna do it I'm gonna race it he's well a look around that you beat it oh what a day I made I went to see my doctor hydras ill and he said to me he said can I help I said yes after I get these terrible dreams either what else I keep dreaming these pivotal girls keep coming towards me beautiful girls I keep pushing away Nikki come to words that keep prison away he said what he want me to do I said break me off he said I want you lie down on the couch I said what for he's I want to sweep out after but seriously defrosted Serie A Tina other [ __ ] the doctor the doctor I said I have broke my arm in several places he said what you shouldn't come to this place he's a bad cause I like something here now at random mr. random would you think of any kind to life in the packs up I don't tell me think of any cancer no just think of us heavy swords right that is his mind of a matter have you don't mind I don't matter I'll put the cards in this now this duck will tell your chosen card from that pack they may have seen a duck tree that before but be fair mojo closet correct I was cleaning up the Attic last week for the wife listen filthy dirty covered in cobwebs but she's good with the kids and I found his old violin there's old fat pin and this painted or painted so I took them to an expert and he said to me what you got lazy you got a Stradivarius and the Rembrandt unfortunately stratovarius was a terrible painter and Red Bank they've gotten violence it's her is a great joke wasn't gyms up in the jungles in the jungle and there's a hyena you know Hina and he's talking he's talking to this monkey and he said to this might is it is it you see that little passage that level thing down there low and narrow is it just down there you see that big clump of trees and bushes and as Muffy said yes he's what I go home that way every night it I don't have to but you know it's a shortcut I go home he's about every time I'll get to that bunch of sheep trees there is this lion jumps up and throws me all over the place is it I don't know why he picked on me all the time she's probably about best novella is it and then he goes he thinks it's funny you know I mean so no smug he said I know what you mean he's when I tell you what it's a UH I'll come over it's like you know is it to protect you so he said we'll do it he said yes so so they shook hands on it nothing arrived and just shake their shirt and it started wash dirt sources topic trees say I'm kind of larvae I know it's got my nose and it got out of this cupboard trees and he was just gonna turn like that and this lion shoved ah I got this hi-yah mm-hmm and there's mucky when run up the tree and left in there look at him not and he looked good liar and awesome this flower boom boom and left this higher on his back like it maybe like that noise I I thought this monkey came down I was standing beside him and his hyenas like that and he looks up in this mud he said what happened he said thought you're gonna help me he's what I was he said what well I looked down is it you were laughing so much I thought you're winning I said have you got frogs legs and he said yes that's what hot water kind of give me a cheese salad how's the market last summer for the summer season I fell much said you wanna go to Margate is go rheumatism so I didn't I got it and I try to get the old town was back so it is big bawdy house and I'm not flip the door the landlady put her head at the witness you what do you want I want to stay here she was dead while I was there I bought one of the skin diving outfits and see what a frogman suit but the whole thing you know those big flippers tank on the back and I had a photograph taking blood hand like that we never know you never know I don't wait to the bait i ejected because you're not supposed to diamond is dangerous and I jump didn't like that I think I'm turned a bit a little bit and I went down about others 55 feet it was nothing very quiet I'm gonna run like that I got the instructions here okay cool can I start to do that like that the fear going on not the front in the back I'm good and I don't care I don't mean I'm all over the place the goal was getting old missed even I'm humming to myself not now just move and all of a sudden I saw a man walking towards me you lost your hey gray flannel I thought that's on you super thirsty so make your water move night-night and I got one up Joe by putting this pad up and I wrote what are you doing down here walking about in the sports Jackie grace left and he took this pad for me I wrote on there I'm drown here's a quick joke there's a man having a barbeque in the front guard so you turn to speak like that the flames get higher and higher hard ha hey are you singing o Sole Ameen no music o solar me farewell the Flavian are hard and a drug waltz by SIA singers are right by your monkeys on fire as a man when he dropped pubsey they've got a party be a director beer for the glass or the karna true the people of the right side you're a bunch of idiots hey you turned the people after you see her a bunch of fools who walks out next night is back pipe with the glass all the colour turns the Rice's you're a bunch of idiots and you're a bunch of fools and he walks out there was a man sitting there and he said look if he comes in tomorrow night he may not kill me I don't know well you know did well he may he may not we can't believe me tonight okay I do well as AB don't know the fat I don't I don't give me company mix of different hey it he came he came in color beer for the glass train to be able to clap for the character of the peel is your bunch of idiots you're a bunch of fools I this man said just a minute I'm not a fool he's withdrawn the idiots over there thank you

Channel: Nic Nolan

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Length: 20min 16sec (1216 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 19 2013

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[u/up_the_brackett]

Spoon jar, jar spoon.

[u/[deleted]]

The Thames ident was a real blast from the past!