Tommy Cooper

this matter couple down cover figure this the Rays famous Indian rope trick you may have seen this trick because I told what happens I throw this in the air it stands up on his own and the boy climbs up it I will now make that jump from there down to there from there down to there to hold on and then from there after that he was Indian rope trick Jax bet or Jack Sprat could eat no feet his wife could eat no leave so between the both you see they died of starvation so I met this man to the airport and he said to me will your last share text with me I said yes you take the wheels I'll take the engine oh dear I'm so fed up with this wee willie winkie runs through the town upstairs and downstairs it is not gone and you think I'm nuts Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall all the king's horses and all the king's men said Oh to hell with it the vanity bouquet of flowers is that my fault whose what for long time Hey he were patrolled a group of Keon Boy Scouts up for a day in the country to learn Wilco led by their dedicated enthusiastic scout they'll follow him here because he knows where he's going it is easy to get lost in the woods so the experience touch blazes his trail by cutting a notch in the tree as he goes along of course cash should be taken not to cut the knot jeanna tent is no problem for the expert it is however most important to pitch on firm solid ground set up camp the next thing is to look for water tadpoles for later the Scoutmaster teaches it true to recognize our feathered back to the base to start a roaring campfire which must be kept well away from anything inflammable such as dipped twist it out watch out to put out the fire or in you the Scoutmaster a makeshift pressure cooker can be made from two tin cans sealed with clay but personally I wouldn't recommend it I think we all agree it's fun to be a Scot at Cooper the new waiter ah yes of course Cooper do come in from that door would you yes I spoke to on the telephone this morning yes that's right I am the head waiter oh yes you know of course beef amigo it's one of the most exclusive restaurants in the world yes another yeah oh you know that's it well I should be very wealthy oh so sorry you lost your money gambling too much no I hear too much it was cheaper to eat money well you have had some experience of our standard of service oh yes I have sir I think I don't know how you do it we all have our little secrets you see concurrent because you see no matter how nasty things get out there in the restaurant they do get very nasty indeed you become very rude and overbearing and demanding each and every waiter knows they can come in here and let off steam chugged curse scream through little china things we'd like to look upon this as your friendly room friendly room yes thank you you see no matter how nasty things get out there you must Cooper keep smiling because in here you can do as you like is that understood yes sir I mean out there is a nasty room I have to be nice and in here is the nice room where I can be nasty well yes roughly speaking yes we like to look upon this as your friendly room friendly yes thank you yes you seem a bit overanxious I am a bit yes it nervous yes sense a little bit a little bit would you like to relieve your tension of it yes all right of course well then have a scream under throat can I have a throw in a screen by or me all right then now you feeling any better bothers overlooked all the new nose the nose then I smile loosen up ah lovely well have another one Oh Georgie the owner has wonderful would L anytime you feel like anytime if you like it at all but remember Cooper and this is very important in the restaurant it's always the smile and whisper please don't keep doing that we also said as a friendly yes of course well I could carry on kuba oh good luck Cooper and Cooper check your smile in the smiling mirror as you go oh and cooper-cooper up with spa waiter is any danger of any service I'm sorry valet I've just come on do sir I would've liked to look at the menu why order some drinks without two gin and tonics and don't take all night about it I know that when you're back you know I could tell you exactly what's for status what's remain Carson was miss Ouiser don't need your love did you I would tonight let's grab the caviar another spoke Sami not be a sellout need ha ha come on the beginning of your chest I was going to what's good at the oysters but there isn't an hour in the monster or just nowhere where that geezer April is over there isn't an hour in the model well it does matter here because April follows great rune and relationship I don't want any Polly remarks just service yes I wonder if the better like some prawns in aspic I'll say what we're going to have you shot it i pushing the leftovers on us I know no wonder all the ways is upon English ways as a diabolically is typical of them they give you no service and they want a whacking great tip on the end of a long ginger balls like this all that editing or my agent has wonderful DTS page in every restaurant only the big ones they want everyone did my job my favorite a ready one night landing yes one moment but that's my wine glass you just threw perchance all these things on the table and you have to throw my wine glass get me another one all those that has a fairly room get yourself Wow waiter waiter Luke I owe you an apology I was a bit rude earlier on yes you know we didn't be me shortage shortage you're doing a grand job blood and we will have the oysters there you are where's my wine glass you also want wine I have some wine I want my glass would you like some or sir I stood my stairs who's talking about Isis there's no R in the month I just want my wine glass get me my wine glass you swine certain sir to swine or just your winders sir listen the spider okay as far as I'm concerned your reputations a high-class restaurant is all I don't know whether you are aware Who I am but you soon will be here is my card come on to the hole do you know who that was God that was so parsimony fried the international go May that's ooh that was fast me fries why I don't know that I got all confused you see because you're all this is going on just because I thought this is nicely right had to be nice and then there was a nice where I could be nasty or mean and I got confused and I was lost in both rooms you see fire yes now think once and for all Cooper in here you can do what you like it happen yeah Gilligan laughs yes I will be quiet honey general I can show you this wonderful treat now for the jet leave ours Ovie's I will now produce a bouquet of flowers I both I don't have much gods it

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Views: 242,550

Rating: 4.6394229 out of 5

Keywords: Tommy Cooper (TV Actor), Indian, rope, trick, sketch, comedy, Funny, Humor, magic, vara, fez, Indian rope trick

Id: adTmuq5WNE0

Length: 23min 55sec (1435 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 22 2014