TMG 2018 Highlights

when I try to not laugh I just end up crying do you know be dope if for the end of the year we have Brian go through and come together like a mega real of just like all the funniest bits that we've had yeah which is one yeah I mean I thought you just lay down when someone squats like I thought you know you you know you get ready okay I asked to knows yeah yeah yeah yeah well you can't do it like that make sure the eyes get in his ass cheeks at that time he goes down yeah yeah or were you maybe you were benching oh yeah and a guy spotted you yeah verse yeah we moved a little bit too far for you no I mean come on come on come on come on dude what a [ __ ] what did you just [ __ ] like more one more come on you got a no no bro you just farted in my [ __ ] face and I have 185 on the bar what is your goddamn problem this Mauro I just want to see a guy like squat heavy weight drop down [ __ ] himself just stand up and put the weights back on Turner I go sorry sorry that would be totally normal I gold yeah just just do two racks on 400 to the squat rack it's bending over his shoulders it's just one rep maxing out it goes all the way down in the past is like two inches from the floor just and sprays out a broken sprinkler all the way around it rips it back up racks it and just takes an entire picture yeah posing next to a [ __ ] [ __ ] all down is like yeah new max you met dude troll troll in gym pose Yodas I just this guy just squatted for fit do you mind if I get a pic with you yeah in front of the [ __ ] that's like this is the this is the Gold's pose right here I actually did this the other day okay oh that's that's the gym pose for some reason yeah every bodybuilder yeah always go like this yeah and I guess it's the flexor arms or whatever probably but some dude came up to me at Gold's the other day he's like you know I'm a big fan can I get a picture and I was like sure and we asked somebody and I was like is this fell right yeah just felt there's nothing else you can do in the gym see that that is that feces is wet yeah it's wack yeah he missed a man can I get a pic with you nice squat by the way for sure does it smell like [ __ ] over here yeah I just [ __ ] on the ground that's dope yeah trying to a bodybuilder voice every bodybuilder sounds like they've been smoking Cubans for like 20 it's your boy hey what what's up plant what's up Fitness world it's Alex axiom here and I'm here to teach you all a little bit more about how to get that better squat form the first thing you're gonna want to do is buy my supplements go to a huge axis calm and get my protein powder promo code size remember don't buy my protein powder if you got [ __ ] ass arms moving on all [ __ ] roided-out and crazy looking just [ __ ] all over his legs goddamnit so funny dudes that just that just like max out to the point of like losing bodily function just unload losing control in a real squad if you don't [ __ ] all over the god you better leave your mark on the gym floor and now here we go loan it for 680 like [ __ ] and crying [Laughter] that's basically dying defecation that's dying very bottom of the squad sprinkler all on his chin he's got a [ __ ] boner to hold dude everyone in the jail [ __ ] drops the weights they're just like like coward in one corner like what the absolute [ __ ] just happened vomit and piss six eighty six eighty put it down cody's is wiping his eyes he started crying he's done holy [ __ ] he's come with those right now cover this [ __ ] piss your dude sick rap mind if I get a pic God smell like oh my god [Laughter] oh yeah yeah I want to dress a little a little something a little something okay she follow me on Twitter all right you you would see that I quote tweeted in direct where someone said I just found out Noel Miller is five eight and it ruined my day okay first off well to that I replied well it ruined my life see it on kidneys sympathy from me okay second well in the shower thing I thought was funny yeah that was good I've had a lot of Tim's tweets like I told my girl in five 10 so I gotta [ __ ] with Tim's on well as I said Tim's are the high heels for men okay first of all your millennial ass sorry my height inconvenienced your your day somehow I don't know how that inconvenience is your day like oh did you hear like I don't know how ruins at that much yeah okay second of all a bunch of you women who are built like basketball hoops had you know you just started started clowning me and you oh you guys are midgets and all that first of all midgets a slur can't say that you can't say that word anymore so automatic -1 for you okay to what it means for them you just said it well now I'm just quoting you're quoting I'm not calling any they called us you know they use that hate speech against us okay okay okay alright I'm just quoting the weapons that have been used against us okay can describing what's being yeah I see okay alright too this applies to all tall people but I'm just targeting specifically all the light posts who want to talk [ __ ] about me and Cody um you're all 5-3 laying down okay tall people you just have legs you don't have a superpower you just have legs I mean that's just like a classic like 15 year olds yeah like clap back to that yeah like oh you haven't hit your growth spurt yet it's like whatever man all girls are the same height lay down like what are you gonna do is your your feet gonna rest on their chins like her [ __ ] bra it doesn't matter now that [ __ ] matters man she can fold her feet straight up yeah and your feet are on top of hers even lying down that's like she's she can like leverage you then fine didn't you're just what you know what I'm saying it's like when you're a kid your dad interrupts me ya know when you're a kid you know your dad takes you on your feet and he walks with you that's essentially what this girl is doing now I'm saying what do you what are you gonna do what you want to [ __ ] in the shower what are you gonna do and then she's gonna put her leg up and you're like what I can't even get up there speak hey okay I'll give you a little boost the stepstool whatever in the Amsterdam my [ __ ] airline like the flight attendant who was like please fasten your seat belts and [ __ ] he was like he spoke like some weird like deep house like EDM DJ okay like you know it's like the tone is always usually really cheerful like everyone thanks for reporting even if you have an accent hello Bonjour thank you for flying at France please buckle your seatbelt this guy was like good afternoon everyone and thank you for flying don't forget to fasten your seat belts we don't want to not have you flying out of your seats in case of a crash and last but not least put your hands up just like just deep house starts playing please look at all the signs fasten your seat belt and get ready for the base [Music] like an under scent we have we have we have started a descent into infancy a pizza area please on behalf of me and all of kln remember that we are all one in this plane uniting to the sound of sea bass Miami can I tell you one time put your hands up like what the [ __ ] is happening are we at altar right now and prepare to fill the flight attendants my co flight attendants will be coming around with complimentary drinks and Molly alright it's like this newgrounds flash esque animation of a dude just like losing all his money and crypto yeah and it's all because we like big brother lycra overlord it's like orchestrating those weird French accent get vite a leak on the phone ring master of the etherium for two hours then crash it he's awake that's what I picture crypto is being and that's what everyone like everyone that still trades crypto I think like feels like that yeah someone's running this [ __ ] I can't make a single penny on this [ __ ] someone's doing something and they're just left like trailing and like one step behind always you know just sold on my [ __ ] okay I'll buy some more and then [ __ ] the dumps oh god damn it okay I'm gonna buy the dip dumps even more [ __ ] I'm gonna sell everything god damn it it's going back up if I could he like he buys more and then he's like he tethered it like me me yeah yeah that's like it's like the equivalent to cash and crypto he's like Cindy's sideways until he fell asleep he bought a theory impression that accents [ __ ] fantastic like [ __ ] play is really like some like big brother like you could picture that for anything you know I mean every video that we post we work super hard on that we think there's things are gonna get a bunch of views yeah the YouTube algorithm yes yes in the right ways worked very hard on this one suppress it place seen the view steady to a number he was comfortable with then stop it the views are stuck I don't know what's good man was doing so well for a second the views are stuck he's okay now crash it crazy likes he's making another video pump the views of his last video then crash it see this is why we this is why we you know we need to mix that idea in the first place that's just like you got HPV and scre neck what skur neck again yeah I'm sorry that [ __ ] no we use the condom no look at the base of your balls on them don't honey still you still get it when you when you give head with a condom yeah you still get scre neck yeah it's all over your neck to see I see your neck you see it's turning green yeah that's the scre neck right there that's not from that fake chain you were wearing it's a it's the scar net going to work pretty soon who's gonna you can turn into a reptile did you hear what Jessica ask ur neck oh that's gross she was the blonde Brad she said she wore a dental dam I don't know you ever seen one of those I've never seen a dental dam yeah I've seen one I've used one on on what a hand sandwich you're practicing you put it on your flashlight retroflex luck with the dental dam respecting it [ __ ] I don't know I know I just want to make sure this I got I've had four sexual partners I don't want to transmit anything who knows how many people have used you the roommate flashlight laying a dental dam over a fleshlight is like the lonely thing that's what Jared's do they pull out a flashlight put a dental dam on it that's how you actually gets kernig we should eating out of a ham sandwich oh that's the grossest thing like may it blare some mail on there and just in the whole society pretty clear vertically and you put a dental dam over a vertical ham sandwich and just what are you doing later I'm just gonna practice the lotion in the sock oh god no no no no heard that no no no you put a ziplock bag full of lotion in a sock it was like supposed to like resemble a vagina well I tried it did you try it yeah and felt awful really pulls in there for like two seconds pulled it out yeah this is nothing like it I don't even know what a vagina feels like but do nothing like that now like this is where the nerd and me came out I'm like this is not enough lotion I would need an entire tub the displacement of the lotion around my penis just does not fill the back for not the right sensation okay it's like it's actually I didn't even realize it it's it's a very it's just a gay video it's like yeah it's all like lesbians and gay dudes huh there's like some scene with some girl like trying to like flirt with a dude at a bar and he does the goofiest this is when you could cast people who can act yeah he does this weird like hand wave like I get out of here your [ __ ] girl I'm talking with my boyfriend over here but just didn't sell the gay part you just look more like a street gay yeah yeah gays [ __ ] yeah I'm gay don't you get it look at me I'm flaming Lee gay hey cut listen um not so much with the words kind of sell it with your hands yeah okay got it got it I'm Kate all right okay all right take two here we go what's a what's his name Bruno can I call him Bruno it's Michael I'll call you Bruno okay all right rolling and action hey what's up hey get out of here I'm [ __ ] gay yeah these girls they don't get it they don't get it Bruno we're together that's why we're matching yeah and then it just cuts it all and then the lead singer just dancing gone we're just we're talking in the last episode about like the Vengaboys video they had to like a gay dude or like it was the role was supposed to be a gay dude and the most sorry guy unconvincing gauges and action what do you got it boobs [ __ ] hate boobs gross let anybody tell you a couple couple of big supple breasts look get those things out of my mouth you remind me of my mother I hate my mother it's not I like like me a big old man cuz I'm [ __ ] gay I want to suck dicks all day all day long I don't you know if they like talk about just sell it more like oh okay body language settle it more okay yeah okay yeah yeah we gotta get ready I'm act okay let's go action I'm gay as [ __ ] was that good looks the camera was that good don't look into the camera cut cut no slim gay guy in the bag I I would never no one would ever say that no one would ever say okay rhyme so my apology I'm just you know I'm still learning fine okay I got it I got it and action I like dudes a lot get all these girls at it just a weird drop the gross weird Tommy Wiseau disgusting get all the girls out of here it's too many girls in here I'm [ __ ] gay let's suck each other's dicks yeah more boys that's what I like oh god card oh I just just don't say anything okay got it okay all right okay I can do that good all right action I want to spank that one that one is [Laughter] slap him right on the ice because he's a guy and that's what I'm into you know just gave him a Louisville right across them right across the butt cheeks oh my god yo that's the that's the guy this is great straight gay dude unconvincing gay dude I'm crying holy [ __ ] oh I'm glad I'm actually it's kind of a blessing in disguise that this ended because right now we can get that was great holy [ __ ] yeah what's one more dude they could put on The Bachelorette that would just like [ __ ] it all up and just throw it throw it off yeah Wheatley um what's a goddamn stereotype Adam 22 22 gets out of the car dude dude speaking of that [ __ ] so I was I was are we done with this degree move on I think okay wait you boys know ya like it like a SoundCloud rapper - hell yeah bro gets out of the limo well pump - yeah yeah yeah braids the whole deal just like to to bus down new bus down yeah five bucks dude he gets out the limo his homies are with him yeah she's like he's got to be the most excited one and all his homies are straight like gangsters like yeah they don't talk yeah they're all behind he's like what uh my little pong yeah oh who are your friends Trey way [ __ ] Trey way [ __ ] man he's all small in front of her just like five three hey listen listen look look look look you tall right my wreck is tall is you right eight four eight eight four eight oh [ __ ] keeps blowing me up oh alright anyway speaking of hey listen if yarn if you want to get to know me there's only one thing you need to know I like bus down and lemon pepper wings with fries and ramps - it extremely underrated he's 18 in four days that's fine we can keep her dude they're one-on-one she's like so it's like Jay Cole yeah so like you're a rapper yeah yeah do you how do you come up with your lyrics like you know just like the studio and you know you know I mean yeah I think I get that so are you looking for a marriage like why did you come on the show the I ain't got no more room for any more rings Hotch on Foothill rings on like other people's fingers he's just obsessed with put rings on people but if I do it I'm not gonna give you like one round I'm gonna give you like seven let's get it I'm give you my seven rings I get it like bust down seven like bracelet well that's would be a track right there I get our Bishop bracelet back I get a bishop bracelet Oh getting all high because like okay here he goes again all right all right all right we gotta make that a [ __ ] show just a faster but just weird yeah what would we even call it finding a finding love in LA there it is [Music] the basement this is gonna be sick he's just like hella quick out the blood he's gonna motorboat your [ __ ] son you better get out of there motorboats a pair of titties clean off just so fast he just slices on with his sharp as teeth no he doesn't so fast a girl like this know what happened she will tell me just make it all over oh my [ __ ] yeah it's just his face I'll smear between her chest [Music] [Laughter] [Music] you let me you didn't say my name say my Mason oh [ __ ] yeah video gamer this one is way more creepy than 50 cent what does it call a creepy overwatch guy okay we've pretty much ruined it hell yeah hell yeah wait cringe guy tries to pick up girl on overwatch maybe let's give it give it give it a ding hey guys what's up good morning lady yeah oh yeah oh yeah lady I love these ladies what kind of socks be wearing right now white fluffy socks oh yeah that's by far the strangest question I've ever been asked there's a chairman he said I can ask tracer got beat I love she's just giving him like that ha ha like [ __ ] that's the shortest way to say shut the [ __ ] up ha ha brother this day this way don't worry okay I didn't see you I'm sorry sweetheart why is you seeing it back hey no she's hugging someone if they were not talk to other guys like that just me hey have a good day sweetheart okay YouTube and they mason mason oh man oh my god no you know it's funny okay all right oh man oh man oh man hell yeah man I want a man that's that's that's got to be a good place to be if you can get your rocks off having a girl's voice over overwatch just say your name you know what I'm saying I don't think that's a good way [Laughter] [Music] yes with sarcasm you know it's a good place to be when when just absolute strangers just say hello say your name while you're watching and you just nut your pants right there while you're watching aliens shoot each other yeah yeah and as a British dude obnoxious same thing loud his girlfriend was really hot and so they just do videos where he'd like play fifa and then she would like get get like slowly take off pieces of clothing and so now rice gum just does that that's his new like genre video sick because like people click it it's just like dude if you like little jerky jerky time yeah yeah I know I love high you know I love a video where you know video games and boobs are combined yeah dude I'll watch this all [ __ ] day so good or or here's a wild thought porn oh just watch porn it's way better it's way better doesn't have rice gum in it which is automatically you know rice gum in a porn would be the worst just add like something add him down in the corner like he's like watching it on livestream and then you know if you're that upset with rice can just do that but trust me it's way better when you got like you can actually see boobs and like put like nipples and everything it's nuts imagine how disappointed you would be if some girl in a porn is just you know yeah and the clothes come off and then she bends over and then out of the corners [ __ ] what is up guys is rice come here I'm poor today shit's gonna be so crazy so live and you smash that like I need you smash that subscribe button and we get this up to 2000 wise I want to choose Oliver [ __ ] feet you know so let's get this going I got to Louise V on I got the [ __ ] [ __ ] on you know since you know I'm saying I got the homies in the back you know I'm sayin we gonna put this on the floor I'm finna [ __ ] she's just covered in spit dude I'm not gonna say who this was but wait how can I never get this that I don't get was assuming this was but Sam no so some people that some people that I don't okay so like some famous people that I like worked with I guess I okay right okay okay okay one of them one of them was on the phone and they're like mid mid 20s classic like la yeah dudes right yeah I heard one of them on the phone he's like music Yemen we're just like we're down in blank yeah you should you should def you should definitely roll through yeah pull up pull up yeah for sure pull up yeah pull up pull up and I'm like dude you talk like song lyrics yeah you don't talk like talkin song Lee yeah yeah it's late pull up people that come through it's lit pull up I'm like okay Tory Lanez my favorite when [ __ ] he actually says pull up like I meant not ironically I mean there are people who say it but it's like it's part of the vernacular didn't fit no no didn't fit that image now pull out you'll pull up yeah pull up pull up pull up I think it feels good pull up any time I've seen like a rapper or someone that use the word pull up it's never just like a hard like phrase like that you know like wretch or someone would be like you know saying I bi here pull up to the edit like it's just like it flows that's like part of how they taught ya know what no rapper just goes like yeah for show pull up I've only heard it that way when it's like a threat you know I'm saying yeah oh you undo what pull up this exactly yeah Sam yeah never like yeah for sure you'd come to the boathouse no yet no it's Liddy come through pull up pull up come through it's lip it's lady it's lit dude just Liddy come come on pull through pull through yup all three dude wait dude is lit chill is chilly it is chilly it's cold in this [ __ ] pull up you pull up oh I hate that I hate whenever like I hear a song and I'm like oh this is every suburban kids phrase that six months to like the pest is like I want to know on snapchat like how many like like 17 year olds of taking pictures that like their high school gym with like the caption like Gang Gang it never said that before I mean everyone's just yeah gang [ __ ] gang [ __ ] yeah whole lot of gang [ __ ] I want to know how many times that has been said by suburban white kids a whole lot of gang [ __ ] yes no Jay can we get like the stats on this yeah that's one way snapchat for them like you know and they're like dodgeball league yeah dodgeball PE [ __ ] yo gang [ __ ] what this is the furthest thing from gang [ __ ] that little clip of him covering his ass after blessing that fart there's a clue in native farting on stream it's like a it's like a like like the car you like puts his hand over his ass all of us oh my god what are you covering it from the stream to smell my fart stream smells every single part that's come out I've never had it like just like a like I bent over and like forced it out I've never had that like he just bent over and like what that's that's some old people she's lower myself [ __ ] up from screaming at 20,000 hours a week he just bends over J he's got it like a massively like herniated disk I mean now who covers their ass after farting what does that do excuse me yeah yeah after you burp I don't want you getting sick I mean I'm sorry sorry sorry sorry dare I say that was a shaved [ __ ] fart - oh yeah sure it was clean that was yeah that was like a waxed no shine - oh that dude has never grown body here yeah my yeah my farts are definitely dampened you know yeah yeah it feels like a my farts are soundproof they just stink they don't smell that's why they're so quiet it's just like a soft base hit just like oh my god megalo frequent sorry I didn't cover that [Music] there's like friends with a marine biologist or something yeah and they went out and took water samples in San Diego and he was like it's like the worst it's ever been I don't want you guys that was like I want you to stand up paddleboarding and she just surf anymore cuz he like shouldn't even be in the water there's like so much [ __ ] bacteria and [ __ ] really yeah well it's crazy dang I know so you're just you're doubling down on something though yeah I'm going twice a day now I'm trying to get like I'm trying form like mutations and [ __ ] toxic waste eventually that's how we're gonna evolve good yeah that's how we're gonna actually grow another dick yeah I was thinking like gills or something you just come from the water one day you're like oh [ __ ] oh yeah I snap look at your ribs yo you snapped on the scale bro no your gills are dulled your gills are sick you dip in the water you come back up your eyes are all bubbled out your hands are webbed not [ __ ] me like this dude I was that was tight yes not chill why is my mouth movie bro bro we're seriously like fish bro are we fish right now we [ __ ] fish this is an actual servers nightmare [Music] it's where's it's nice it plays with the beat yeah this is it's just I don't know [ __ ] old people anyway oh hey wake up wake up it's my name what's my first name and caught you caught the ball go ahead get get back okay yeah okay yeah good good yeah I just looked the Mike by accident essentially I want klitz on my hands so I can moisten them oh wow just staring at her oh wow this is cool so I'm sitting there and I'm focusing I'm concentrating all my chi into dropping this deuce that was the weak enough - sure sure yeah he's got two pretty big dicks what the [ __ ] they both work yeah they both work say stinky money no dude don't make me do it don't make me do ya Jamie can we uh you have you seen that [ __ ] deer there's even a [ __ ] video that deer getting hit by that [ __ ] car yo Jamie can you put that on please [Music] yeah which is one short as cliff it's just squad 680 that's about it

Channel: TMG Studios

Views: 546,922

Keywords: tmg, tiny meat gang, highlights, 2018, new year, best bits, comedy, long form, podcast, conversation

Id: W9bwlKRc-mw

Length: 41min 2sec (2462 seconds)

Published: Mon Dec 31 2018