TINDER TAKEOVER COMPILATION | Video Game Animated Parody

all right time to get back in the dating game geez look at all these dating apps I wonder which one is two robots hmm Grindr must be for people made of gears yeah I think that's the only way to interpret that name downloading in three two well these are definitely not robots but I sure am seeing a lot of hardware named Lara age 22 at a profile picture uh I never take a good selfie damn it no no no careful what nice day Poland crisp like bubbles class drink made from rye bread and raising which is a real thing Russian eat hell old pink sphere can you tell me where in this neighborhood one might get nice borscht I have creating for beat inside chicken broth which is a real thing Russian I have to say you look a lot better than your pictures for the lady some fatty meat blended into a potion for some reason and for the gentleman the eggplant parmesan Thanks so you seemed like such a decent guy on the app which was a relief I swear every guy I meet on these things is just looking for sex by like the third message they're sending me pictures up there are you [ __ ] kidding me so I should let you know up front that as an artificial intelligence I can sometimes be emotionally unavailable that's ok I could be a piston too sometimes like a lot of times I have trouble making a guy cut contact it's something I've been working on with my therapist I'm just worried that it's interfering with my interpersonal relationships so what's on the menu I was thinking of maybe getting the fit she me I'll wrap the ghosted go stay oh crap it's my ex wait Luigi's your ex busy gay actually he's by everyone in the Mario universe is by literally Oliver really yeah I'm just kidding with you man but yeah luigi is by for real so am I [Music] hey how about we go back to my place and release the flood I could tell you of the great battle centuries ago how the traveller was crippled or I could tell you how I could totally dunk a basketball from a standing start oh hi and don't know if you remember me Wheatley from Portal two best game of 2011 the cake is a lie you know that I mean that was from the first portal I wasn't in that one but the meme survived and that's what's important anyway um if I may ask are you kicking my friends there because of their specific personalities or is it just a blanket snow for you on all floating expressionless robots because if that's the case I'd rather know now and leave it with some dignity instead of having you kick me in the back huh Oh is it the end uh I don't have a joke ready I'm still looking at boss [Music] agro trailer trash virgin hardness and what do we have here princess no princess just boughs that wow I love your Castle I mean I love castles in general but this one is really something and I'd love to just get lost in here for a few hours do you have any rooms that are only accessible by bomb you're a lot younger than you look in your profile really you look kind of different too in a good way I mean thanks hun but do try to keep it in your tunic you're sweet but let's not waste each other's time clearly you're not ready for a woman like me now since you came all the way out here I suppose you are welcome to explore the castle grounds oh boy really sure just don't blow up any walls oh man tell me about yourself Petty Officer United Nations please command not your rank silly something personal what's your favorite food what do you do for fun classify give me a break tell me something anything is it true that your whole body is cybernetically enhanced everything information regarding the Spartan program is highly classified strictly need-to-know business ma'am well at least we know your personality isn't cybernetically enhanced not on my planet what the hell are you doing nothing to be afraid of ma'am this is gamma stop those aren't grunts they're close enough do you ever relax relax when the war is won what war are you always this intense get down for the last time I am a scientist where is this guy beautiful sunset isn't it yeah shame most people don't appreciate what they got til it's gone [Music] Joel right and I take it you're my contact you keep talking in emo riddles and there won't be any contact at the end of this date cowboy you ain't infected right I mean I've had all my shots if that's what you're asking that's good that's a pretty rude way to introduce yourself glad I suppose you can't be too careful with internet dating these days no more surprises though okay fair enough she's cute who is she Who am I who the hell are you this is Ellie I thought it was pretty clear in my profile about no kids no offense she's not my daughter okay who is she she's the mission I'm smuggling her outside the quarantine zone once she's delivered she'll be out of our hair is that like a fancy way of saying kidnapping oh god toadette was right he never should have started messing around with these dating apps I know what you're thinking don't worry yes she's infected but somehow she's immune she's gone damn every time [Music] which [Music] roll one plate [Music] so is this like a package deal or what are you still doing here I didn't say you could climb the walls especially not to my bedroom I um it's time for you to go come here you let me help you inside it's quite a fall from up here I'm afraid there's nobody for an old maid like me on these newfangled to aging hacks what do we have here a match for me I must confess when I finally matched with a wise age-appropriate date this wasn't exactly what I had in mind I'm sorry I shouldn't be so quick to judge just because we're from different worlds doesn't mean we can't have a lot in common check please [Music] where the heck is this guy oh come on I would normally never bring someone back to the compound on the first day most guys can't keep up with a superhero but you gotta go fast baby you've got that special kind of energy I can tell you know how to treat a woman right you already finished a few times actually you are amazing wait you were wearing protection right Oh fine I'll do it myself so you're a delivery boy Porter right and what's with the baby Oh Lu he's a bridge baby I mean she she's not mine it's complicated cool cool cool and uh what do you do for fun build bridges run from beach things granny Delivery missions how about you eradicate the remaining Jedi scum taking refuge across the galaxy and deliver their corpses to lord Vader himself intense yeah uh he's so boring it's like dating a cone all over again you're losing her Sam damn it I knew I should have worn the other suit say something hey mind if I check out your lightsaber sure not again [Music] again Daisy is not gonna be happy don't be foolish your every one of the monasteries favorite teacher who wouldn't love you ah that was unbelievable you completely lived up to the hype that's the great thing about hooking up with a cyberpunk baby the anticipation keeps building and I might never even come at all [Music] you [Music]

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Id: h3p9p_jV2TE

Length: 13min 4sec (784 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 09 2020