IF VIDEO GAMES HAD TINDER

alright girl time to put yourself back out there get ready for the flood cuz I'm about to make a covenant with your face no I suck in a good way swiping left would be a mistake show me your boobs just looking for a companionship you want some cake I'm totally gonna sex with the penis that I totally have cuz I'm a guy I'm no hero I'm just an old killer looking to get his pee sweat oh wait mommy laughs oh that's a shame you tried the best now how about the rice no I'm just looking for someone who likes me for me I am the needle in the haystack you're looking for but it's bigger than a needle just say donkey if open you up like a Russian nesting doll let me show you my ID virus what button do i press to swipe right oh boy looking for a partner in crime so you're looking for a partner in crime eh yes I am madam you interested I could be how do you feel about hitting Fanjul Eco jewellers he wants to buy me jewelry on the first day this guy must be loaded okay then we got a plan out the getaway weekend getaway oh man I gotta make sure Michael Franklin get a piece too whoa wait a minute what kind of girl do you think I am I thought you'd be our driver for the heist you're pretty nice yeah what do you think I meant by partnering crime Netflix and chill cutscenes and chill Netflix and pills Netflix and airy yeah I've got a little demon in me would you like a little demon in you these guys are pissed screw it oh hey Beach I know we have our problems but I think we should give it another shot thanks a babe but but uh I'm actually on a date with the Daisy right now hey guys thanks for watching if you like this video why not check out what would be like your video games add texting by clicking the video on the left or if you'd rather see a sweet halo theme dance battle check out the video on the right and of course if you wanna make sure you never miss a video go ahead and give us a subscribe we'll see you next week and bye you

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Views: 2,350,351

Rating: 4.9212222 out of 5

Keywords: the warp zone, warp zone, thewarpzone, videogames, video games, tinder, app, iphone, games, dating, valentines day, love, Mario, Peach, Luigi, Portal, Dante, Nathan Drake, Trevor, Grand Theft Auto V, GTAV, Daisy, Street Fighter, Zangeif, social media

Id: gQ8Hp7A8rMI

Length: 2min 59sec (179 seconds)

Published: Wed Jan 27 2016

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