Tim Hawkins - Things You Don't Say To Your Wife

- I did the choreography myself hey honey have you gained some weight in your rear-end the dress you wear reminds me of my old girlfriends and where'd you get those shoes I think they're pretty lame would you stop talking cuz I'm trying to watch the game if you're a man who wants to live a long and happy life these are the things you don't say to your wife I planned a hunting trip next week on your birthday I didn't ask you but I knew it'd be okay go make some dinner while I watch this fishing show I taped it over our own wedding Biddy yo if you're a man who done that a long and happy life they love the zoo dusit a solo okay your cooking is okay but not like mother makes the diamond in the ring I bought you is a fake your eyes look puffy dear are you feeling ill happy anniversary I bought you a treadmill you have a bet who wants to live a long and happy love that you these are the things you don't certainly you're a man who doesn't want to get killed with a knife these are the things you don't say to it

Channel: timhawkinscomedy

Views: 10,488,110

Rating: 4.9120326 out of 5

Keywords: tim, hawkins, comedy, wife, marriage, green, day, parody

Id: XpFD-kgQxnI

Length: 2min 11sec (131 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 30 2009

Reddit Comments

[u/AndyThatSaysNi]

This then leads into the break-up song that is "Good Riddance", the song he made a parody off of...GENIUS!

[u/Bendrake]

A Christian comedian on Reddit. I never thought I would see the day!