tim hawkins christian cuss words

Alternatives that we can use when we need them and everything be okay so a while back I put out a Facebook post asking people for ideas of Christian cuss words I got over 10,000 responses for you freaks you think I'm kidding it was over 10,000 and I read them all and I narrowed it down to about a 100 quality Christian cus word Alternatives I haven't memorized it yet but I like to recite it for you right now so just take any of these and start using them at will Christians okay so listen up Shucks rats gadzooks shizel to crapola holy moly holy stinking moly holy guacamoley holy macro holy cow holy smokes holy buckets bucket head turd you like turd don't you you're going to use turd AR you fiddle sticks fiddle fatle flipping horse hocky horse feathers horse patootie fooy bull twinky shut the front door crime crime Chistes good gravy good grief great googly mly Great fe's Ghost Hy double hockey [Music] sticks son of a biscuit son of a biscuit eater son of a Baptist preacher son of a bacon bit son of a nutcracker son of a motherless goat it's not even possible where's your mother I guess I'm a motherless gu she so sad For Heaven's Sake for the Lo of pain for Pain's sake for crying out loud jumping jeos ofat rasa fra R fra rasa crud crud muffin hey your mama and my crud muffins come on here I love Mama's crug muffin B old glass of milk in a crug muffin can't beat it g Willers mother of pearl shucky darn ner faring Nan cotton picking Heavens to Betsy milenta what the Hy SN bull snot booger snot fart [Applause] knocker this is [Applause] n who's at the door Daddy some fart knocker tell him to go away you go away fart knocker we don't want you here knew it was you by the way is knocking fart knocker breaking a bell next time fart [Music] knocker cheapers Cheese Louise Mother Francis Judi priest Bob Saget Pat s Jack yo that's my favorite one stub your toe s Al exra back what's going what the Bob Barker shesh booty shut your pie hole shut that hole s with the pie in it you shut that hole over the pie or I will cram a crb muffin right in your pie hole I will I will cram a crumb mu and right in there you turd kiss my bread Malarkey doooo Kaka bullick that was close that was closer than a fart now right there what gosh what the what what the devil wing nut ticked off jack wagon head shoot D darn darn it Dad burn it Dad do dad blame it Dad G it Dad blast it suck eggs There You Go Christian

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Published: Mon Feb 10 2014