Tim Hawkins - On nursery rhymes

think about how music is weird music is weird from the time we're born parents sing these wild lullabies to their kids here listen the words to some of these songs no wonder we're out of our mind heard of rock-a-bye baby listen the worst of that rock-a-bye baby on the treetop does that that weird anybody out here are you guys the babies in a tree it doesn't bother you when the wind blows the cradle will rock when the bough breaks the cradle will fall and down will come baby weight or control need to call Child Protective Services on these parents leaving their baby in a sticky tree a afford a babysitter don't put them in a tree remember hush little baby you're listening that Isis little baby don't say a word Mama's gonna buy you a mockingbird are you theory if I shut up I get a bird is that what you're sayin [Laughter] the wrong the Fed Mockingbird don't sing I was gonna buy you a diamond ring let me get this one straight here if I kill the bird I get bling-bling is that what you're saying just want to get this straight do that right now if that diamond ring turns brass Mama's gonna buy you a looking glass if Looking Glass gets broke Mama's gonna buy you a billy goat so we're in Kentucky now is that what the problem is see where's the dad chiming in hush little baby don't you see mom's gonna need a little therapy [Laughter] [Applause] nice little baby man we used to have the dumbest songs what did they mean growing up Jimmy crack corn and I don't care you don't care why'd you write the stupid song pretty sure Jimmy cores that do you go out about his cracking corn job you're not helping anything now Jimmy corn was on crack you'd probably care that you'd probably care a lot about I don't think I Old MacDonald had a farm eieio Old MacDonald was dyslexic kawaii donal only had one of everything here no said he had a cow he sounds like an underachiever to me I think Old MacDonald was on crack I really do but I don't care the worst one was pop goes the weasel who wrote that book goes a weasel Bobo goes I pop it you know is some guy in the England about two hundred years ago in some pub all right okay get a pen is over right right right is there all around the cobbler's bench the monkey chased the weasel the monkey thought Oh chose me write down don't be a hit in America they love it they're putting a box of the crank in the comb pops out scares children they'll buy a million other [Applause] is it otherwise this one down Jenny crap cold I'll figure it out

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Id: atr7lYGy2Zs

Length: 4min 39sec (279 seconds)

Published: Thu May 06 2010