Tim Hawkins NWMC 2010 Highlights

good deal man I love church folk I'm glad to be a church person man because Church creeps a lot of people out you know doesn't creep me out you don't really creeps me out are those inflatables in front of car dealerships like why would I want to buy a car from this freak he's gonna eat me I love a God all kinds of denominations man hat the Baptists and Presbyterians Pentecostals Methodists nondenominational they don't know what they are nondenominational you're not fooling anybody just means you're a Baptist Church with a cool website that's all that means that's all that means you're not fooling anybody you just had a little name change that's all we used to be fundamental independent First Baptist now we're the matrix probably have a cool Christian coffeehouse the name like holy grounds Jehovah Java my favorite Hebrews that is ridiculous seriously you can't laugh at yourself you know laugh at other people that's what I say that's that's in the Bible look it up that's in there that's in the message Bible boy don't you love that message Bible in that a laid back Bible I thought the Living Bible was laid back that message is like what is the recipe for rice krispies treats Jesus turns the water into wine coolers that is awesome because that speaks to me that is where I am the message Bible I love your church is cool now man I don't know there's a lot of weird trends going on the church a lot of hand sanitizer you notice in that is that really a good message I mean in my church we had hand sanitizer stations right by the door greeters that is not a good message like welcome thanks for coming in it's so good to see your program here thank you so it is so you're new yeah that's fantastic mm-hmm y'all from out yeah that is so good to see you you're gonna love it here we're just a family and we just love each other y'all newly married yet three kids really really that is awesome yeah that is unbelievable yeah where you guys from Tacoma really some of you look at me like if you're Christian really I'm not saying that yet yes I'm a Christian they call me a Christian comedian I really don't know what that means I have no idea I mean I'm a Christian I do comedy but Christian Christian comedy I there's no Christian plumbing really I don't care what belief system you are just didn't clean my pipes you're hired you know what I'm talking about my toilets going this way can you make it though that way you're hired Krishna I guess that's right I mean I like a Christian community maybe like a Christian athlete when they hit a home run or something they point to Gayane that's kind of weird though and what if a Satan worshiper hits a home run all right what about that Gnostic all right that was a waste of time Christiane's we're funny aren't we we are we have our own breath mints have you seen these Testaments that's is that how we're winning people to Christ where the breath mint is that effective really like your breath smells fantastic tell me about this Jesus you have piqued my interest Christian man it is a holy wind which doth blow from thy cob breathe on me this we're good it's on but I want to do a quick song for you before we break and uh yeah hmm and you know I'm getting older and I know I just it's so funny and I turned 40 last year and I just noticed love the bands that I grew up listening to or of them are still singing and a lot of need to quit you know it's just it's ridiculous I went to see van Halen last year on their assisted-living tour or whatever it was called uh sponsored by insurer it was ridiculous but it's like I listen like I used to listen to Prince and I read the other day that Prince is getting a hip replacement which is a little bit funny come on loosen up people yeah you don't have to be beautiful it's just kind of funny but I want to do just one quick song this this is amazing whether you like Prince Arya Dhoni is an amazing talent he actually started writing songs at a very early age so acts I'm gonna do a specialty this is folks this is the very first song right now the very first song that Prince ever wrote I never meant to cause you any sorrow number two cause you would have pain but I'm only 2 years old and I'm not ready I'm only 2 years old and now I'm not ready to be potty trained potty trained potty train but that's right I'm looking at you sister that's right I'm coming potty train ah don't be afraid that's right I didn't come here to mess around that's right Am I mommy I know I know I know you're tired of changing me yeah look at me come on Lady don't be a threat Nozomi we can be friends hey I see you toilet over there mama but I can't seem to make up a ham I think you're gonna close it it's such a shame you have to clean my rear and shake come on people sing it like you're feeling can you lift your hands lemon waving come on make it a moment train that's right that's right come on if you're from Tacoma hold up your lighter yeah by travelpod

Channel: Northwest Ministry Conference Seattle

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Length: 9min 48sec (588 seconds)

Published: Sun Jun 06 2010